The Breakfast Club - Donkey of the Day - "Dental Chip"

Episode Date: June 16, 2022

Today on the show Charlamagne gives "Donkey of the Day" to a couple for damaging a dental office after the husband thinks that they put a microchip in his wife to listen to him. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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I was born a donkey. It's the donkey of the day. Did you see donkey, donkey? What's up? It's time for the donkey of the day. Did you see donkey, donkey? What's up? It's that day. It's that time for the donkey of the day. That's pretty funny. You trying to mean the devil?

Possibly. The Breakfast Club. Yes, donkey of the day for Thursday, June 16th goes to a woman named Kania Aparicida. I probably didn't pronounce that right, but she's from Brazil. And donkey of the day is going to her husband. Her husband is not named in this story.

Why? I don't know because he's just as fool up as she is. Now, let me tell you this story. This young lady is 27 years old. And in 2019, she had two wisdom teeth removed. And she said,

ever since she had her wisdom teeth removed, that everything that is said in her family's house. People in the street find out. I repeat, 27 year old Kania Aparishita of Brazil had two wisdom teeth removed. And she said ever since she had been removed at everything that is said in the family's home, people on the street find out. What the hell are you talking about, Uncle Shalala let me explain see kanea is accusing a dentist of implanting a microchip in her mouth that allows him and his staff to listen to her family's conversations i repeat kanea apple rashida of brazil claims that a dentist secretly implanted a microchip in her mouth three years ago to listen to her family's conversations i am not making this up okay i

don't have that kind of imagination besides there is not a writer alive who could create these kind of scenarios. What's the point of satire when the real world is this absurd? Kania told news outlet G1 in Brazil that I had two wisdom teeth extracted, and without my authorization, they implanted a microchip in my mouth and listened to my conversations. But my husband saw that it was in my mouth and the dentist doesn't want to take it out kania and her husband have somehow convinced themselves that this dentist implanted a microchip in her mouth and everything that is said in the family's home people on the street find out in fact they believe that the microchip that was implanted in their mouth makes it possible

to hear all their whatsapp conversations i have no idea what all of this means. Okay, I don't know what's going on in the world anymore, man. It's one thing when it's one person. When it's one person that's believing this, you can say, okay, this might be, you know, a case of paranoid schizophrenia, but how does a wife and husband end up believing this together? Okay, I'm not the highest grade of weed in the dispensary, but I don't believe paranoid schizophrenia is contagious.

Now, Kaniya and her husband didn't just believe this they believed it so much that they went to the dentist on wednesday okay with their three children and demanded that the dentist removed the alleged chip okay if y'all don't believe me go online and look up the video the video footage shows her husband breaking three computer screens and a TV while both of them grabbed items from these dentist desks and started attacking the workers. Okay. They tore this place up in the video. The husband runs and karate kicks the wall and then falls and gets mad at the wall. So he decided to then take that anger and frustration out on a TV screen. Her husband released a statement and this is the statement.

We act according to emotions see right there you already lost me okay what does your uncle charla always tell y'all don't allow your emotions to overpower your intelligence i don't know what youtube videos y'all been watching or how many times you've read behold a pale horse great book by the way i recommend you read it but something triggered y'all to have these thoughts and i truly don't know why but let me finish his statement we act according to emotions we just need to take the chip out from her we've asked several times and the dentist doesn't take it out we tried to talk yesterday and they didn't want to hear us office workers told authorities

that kanea threatened them all right well her husband threatened them and showed them image of a gun he had on his cell phone what by the By the way, that alone is donkey of the day worth. Imagine someone threatening you by showing you a picture of a gun on their cell phone. Don't make me go to my car and get this. Okay. Is this what the world has come to? Are we so detached from reality because of our smart devices that we think having pictures of our pistols on our phones is the same as actually having our pistols on us?

Please, let's not set this precedent all right some police officers have already killed unarmed men because they mistook their cell phone for a gun so imagine he had a picture of a gun on his phone imagine a cop saying that he had a picture of a gun on his phone i had to shoot him i felt threatened like society where are we going listen man i am baffled by this story okay this is florida levels of crazy matter of fact florida i'm not even gonna do y'all like that i've never heard anything like this in my life but i have one question for people who think things like a dentist would put a microchip in your mouth why you how come you don't ever hear people of importance saying things like this of all the people whose

mouth we would want to tap okay i feel like i need to pause that all the people who actually probably have world secrets all these people who are plotting and planning the new world order just why you kaneel what is being said in your house that a dentist would go out of his way to bug your molars who called that okay i just want to know help me understand and why would he put a microchip in your mouth and make it to where everyone out in the street can hear y'all. Like, why would regular everyday people in Brazil care about what is coming out of the Aparashita household? I'm all for people thinking highly of themselves, but this is just, this is, this is just why Donkey of the Day was invented in the first place. Please give Kania Aparashita and her husband the biggest hee-haw.

This world is going mad, okay? Brothers and sisters, people, please, man, go to therapy. Find a sacred purpose culture, spiritual leader, drink some water. Please disconnect from social media. Just please, please, please start taking care of your mental, emotional, and spiritual well-being because I don't know what this earth is coming to. All right. All right, well, thank you for that donkey today. Mm-hmm. being because I don't know what this earth is coming to. Alright. Alright, well thank you for that donkey today.

Had enough of this country? Ever dreamt about starting your own? I planted the flag. This is mine. I own this. It's surprisingly easy. 55 gallons of water, 500 pounds of concrete. Or maybe not. No country willingly gives up

their territory. Oh my God. What is that? Bullets. Listen to Escape from Zakistan. That's Escape from Z-A-Q-istan. On the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. As a kid, I really do remember having these dreams and visions, but you just don't know what is going to come for you.

Alicia shares her wisdom on growth, gratitude, and the power of love. I forgive myself. It's okay. Have grace with yourself. You're trying your best. And you're going to figure out the rhythm of this thing. Alicia Keys, like you've never heard her before. Listen to On Purpose with Jay Shetty on the iHeartRadio app,

Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey guys, I'm Kate Max. You might know me from my popular online series, The Running Interview Show, where I run with celebrities, athletes, entrepreneurs, and more. After those runs, the conversations keep going going that's what my podcast post run high is all about it's a chance to sit down with my guests and dive even deeper into their stories their journeys and the thoughts that arise once we've hit the pavement together listen to post run high on the iheart radio app apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. We are going to be reliving every hookup, every scandal, and every single wig removal together. So listen to Still the Place on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to podcasts. Hi, I'm Dani Shapiro, host of the hit podcast, Family Secrets.

How would you feel if when you met your biological father for the first time, he didn't even say hello? And what if your past itself was a secret and the time had suddenly come to share that past with your child? These are just a few of the powerful and profound questions we'll be asking on our 11th season of Family Secrets. Listen to season 11 of Family Secrets on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.