The Breakfast Club - Donkey Of The Day: Florida Man Nabbed For Calling Sex Worker On His Honeymoon

Episode Date: August 29, 2022

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Donkey of the Day with Charlemagne the guy. I don't know why y'all keep letting him get y'all like this. Well, Donkey of the Day for Monday, August 29th goes to a Florida man named Paul Teraboski. What did your Uncle Charla always say about the great state of Florida? The craziest people in America come from the Bronx and all of Florida, and today is no exception. Now, Paul is 34 years old, and he clearly has zero regard for the Bible scripture, 1 Corinthians 13, 11. Y'all know that scripture, right? When I was a child, I talked like a child. I thought like a child. I reasoned like a child. When I became a man, I put the ways of childhood behind me. Well, not this guy. All right. He don't want to grow up. He's a whores or us kid. Uncle Charlotte, did you just say whores or us? Well, yes, I did.

And I don't mean it as a slur in any way, shape or form. I'm talking about the textbook definition of the word whore. OK, the noun that means a prostitute. A prostitute? What was Paul doing with a prostitute? Well, let's go to NBC8 WFLA to find out. July 15th had to be one of the happiest days of Paul's life. Probably one of the happiest days in all of our lives. He got married. He got married and it was on his honeymoon.

His new bride falls asleep and he decides, I'm going to respond to an ad that one of our undercovers have placed to go have sex that evening. So he leaves and comes to the hotel and wishes to purchase sex. Well, he was placed under arrest immediately. I know we all probably have questions about how long this marriage lasted, but I think the only question here is with it ending so quickly as a wedding guest, was it too late to get the gifts that they gave returned back to them? Everybody's a damn comedian. This is a wild, wild, wild human right here. You on your honeymoon your new bride is sleeping and you decide to sneak out to go meet a prostitute that you met online i think paul got his occasions

messed up paul you're supposed to have the prostitute at the bachelor's party not the honeymoon and you only have them at the bachelor party if you haven't already lived a life personally i never even had a bachelor's party simply because i didn't deserve one okay i was out here acting like a bachelor when i wasn't one so i knew i wasn't even gonna play myself like that and have a bachelor's party but paul if you needed to have one more fling you needed to sew some wild oats one last time before you got married that's exactly when you should have done it before you got married okay not to mention what could a prostitute do for you that your wife couldn't do for you that your wife couldn't do for you on your honeymoon it's the honeymoon like isn't that when a husband and wife go off and

celebrate their new nuptials and just ravish each other for a week i mean damn most women be so happy to be married that they be in their pee popping on a handstand showing their husband all types of new tricks things that they were holding back from you, you know, holding back from showing you because y'all weren't married yet. Paul, you probably didn't even get the experience all your wife has to offer because you're too busy trying to play call girl in duty. Why? What's the reason? This is self-sabotage at its finest. Paul, if you didn't really want to be married, just say that because there is no way, bro. All right. I've seen men attempt some very foolish, childish things in in my day but paul this is the level of i don't give an f-ness that i've never witnessed before why doesn't your brain at some point just say no

like at no point did your brain not process this isn't a good idea like no intuition kicked in no spidey sense just nothing everything in your internal alarm system said you know i know i'm on my honeymoon with my new wife but i'm gonna sneak out while she's asleep and go meet this prostitute and i'll be back right quick and what if your wife wanted to get some of that honeymoon hunching in when you got back you got extra loads for that huh 34 i'm not sure you could just reload cocky name like you used to but bro i just keep trying to make sense of this situation and all i keep coming back to is the phrase stupid is as stupid does what does that even mean it means that the actions of someone often are an indicator of their intelligence

are lack thereof very true but in this case when a man is on his honeymoon with his wife and he sneaks out to go be with a prostitute it It's an indicator that this person is from Florida. Please give Paul Teravoski the sweet sounds of the Hamilton's. Oh, now you are the donkey of the day. You are the donkey of the day. Yee-haw. Yee-haw. All right. That's a wild boy right here. of the day. Yeehaw! Yeehaw! Alright.

That's a wild boy right here. This is a wild, wild human right here. You playing a game or no game? Oh, you want to play a game? Yeah, sure. Let's play a game of Guess What Race It Is! Alright, give me my clues.

Alright. Paul Taraboski, he's from Florida. He was on his honeymoon What race it is? All right. Give my clues. All right. White. Paul Taraboski. He's from Florida. He was on his honeymoon, and he snuck out on his honeymoon. He snuck out, left his wife sleeping in the bed to go meet with a prostitute online. DJ Envy. Guess what race it is?

I'll go white. Tell me why you say white. Sounds like Caucasian behavior. You know, leave the wife in the bedroom and go pay for punani when you have free punani at the house. Yeah, there's a lot of there's a lot of caucasity in it. A lot of. I can see why you would say that. A little bit.

A little bit. A little bit. Well, DJ Envy, you are absolutely correct. Paul Teraboski is Caucasian. I know it. I know it. I know it. I know it.

All right. All right. Now. Yes. Now, a question, though. If you're his wife, you're the new bride, just got married. I mean, just got married. You're on your honeymoon.

Your husband sneaks off to go be with a prostitute and gets arrested. Right? Do you end the marriage? Do you walk away right then and there? Yes, I'm going to end that marriage. You don't like my punani? The first day? The first day my mouth work

ain't good enough? My mouth work ain't right? My vajayjay ain't moving the ocean in the first day? Tell them, girl. What's gonna happen day three, day four, day five? My hand is not working enough? Nah, nah, nah. This is over. This is absolutely positively

done. Now, now, now, now. Do your kids know you identify as a woman, Envy? Or is this the first time you letting them know? I was just saying. I was playing the character. But let's open up the phone lines. 800-585-1051. Ladies, what would you do in this situation? It's the honeymoon, damn it.

And he puts you to sleep. It's the honeymoon. You just got married. And then he goes. This is your new husband. And gets a prostitute? Yeah. Let's talk about it.

Now, seriously, I want to know. Ladies, I want you to think about this Don't think with emotion And just say I would leave him I would leave him I want you to really think about this Before you answer

Okay? Alright 800-585-105 Well let's talk about it It's The Breakfast Club Come on The Breakfast Club Hey guys

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I forgive myself. It's okay. Have grace with yourself. You're trying your best, and you're going to figure out the rhythm of this thing. Alicia Keys, like you've never heard her before. Listen to On Purpose with Jay Shetty on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hello, my undeadly darlings.

It's Teresa, your resident ghost host. And do I have a treat for you. Haunting is crawling out from the shadows, and it's going to be devilishly good. We've got chills, thrills, and stories that'll make you wish the lights stayed on. So join me, won't you? Let's dive into the eerie unknown together.

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