The Breakfast Club - DONKEY OF THE DAY: Man Arrested For Stealing TVs From Wal-Mart, Selling Them In The Parking Lot

Episode Date: September 13, 2022

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Apple podcasts, or wherever you listen to podcasts. Don't be out here acting like a donkey. It's time for donkey of the day. I'm a big boy. I can take it. Don't be out here acting like a donkey. Hee-haw, bitch. Hee-haw. It's time for Donkey of the Day. I'm a big boy. I can take it.

If you feel I deserve it, ain't no big deal. I know Charlamagne Tha God gonna have some funny shit to say out his mouth. If I say something you may not agree with, it doesn't mean I mean it. Who's getting that donkey? That donkey. That donkey. Donkey. Donkey.

Donkey. Donkey. Donkey of the Day right there. It's a breakfast club, bitches. You can call me the donkey of the day but like i mean no harm i'm gonna keep this one brief man because this is just listen donkey of the day for tuesday september 13th goes to a man in knoxville tennessee named donald kirkland donald kirkland is accused of stealing tvs from walmart at some point we are just gonna have to accept uh the fact that the gap between the haves and have-nots

is wide as hell. And poverty, or should I say lack, meaning lack of income, leads people to do things like Donald Kirkland did. Now, I remember a time when folks would steal out of a place like Walmart and bring those TVs right to the hood.

Expeditiously. But Donald must not have a hood to go to. Either that or he needed that money ASAP. So he couldn't wait because he picked a very peculiar, did I say that word right? Peculiar, peculiar place to sell those TVs. Let's go to CBSA for the report, please. A man is in custody after Knoxville police say he stole televisions from a Walmart

and then tried to sell them in a nearby parking lot. Police say Donald Kirkland told officers he stole three TVs, a karaoke machine, and camping equipment from the Walmart on Chapman Highway on Saturday. Officers say he then tried to sell them in a parking lot near the store. Police say Kirkland tried to run away but eventually was arrested. He's charged with theft. Did you hear what just happened? Play it again one more time. I don't think y'all heard what happened. Play it again. The man is in custody after Knoxville police say he stole televisions from a Walmart and then tried to sell them in a nearby parking lot.

Police say Donald. Y'all can keep acting like y'all dealing with people who have common sense all y'all want. Okay. I think some of y'all think common sense is contagious and it's not. These people are nuts. Okay. I know what's going on out here in these streets. All right. This is not the earth I grew up in.

All right. Something is making folks stupid. Humans have always been stupid, but the levels of stupidity that we see in our society nowadays is insane. Donald stole three TVs, a karaoke machine, and camping equipment from Walmart. And clearly he set up a tent in the parking lot of Walmart and camped out to sell these hot items because ain't no way. Why would you steal out of Walmart and then go in the parking lot of Walmart to sell the same things you just stole.

We need to have a collective conversation about how to restore order, man. I would rather y'all not steal at all. I would rather you go get a job. But if you are going to steal, there's rules to stealing. And I would think sitting in a parking lot, the same parking lot of the store you stole from, that's not the proper procedure for stealing. All right? Some donkey of the days just sell themselves. Please give? Some donkey of the day has just sold himself.

Please give Donald Kirkland the sweet sounds and the hammer tones. Shut up. You are the donkey of the day. You are the donkey of the day. Yee-haw. All right. You know how I know I'm far removed from a lot of things? Because I don't even know these people anymore.

I used to know these people. I know. Remember we used to get those calls like, hey, man, got some TVs and some rolls. I don't even know these people anymore. Not that I would ever buy hot items. Yeah, you should never buy hot items. I would never. I might buy some warm ones.

I wouldn't buy anything hot. That's against the law, sir. But also, you know, did you really buy stolen items if you didn't know they were stolen? Possession of stolen properties, yeah. But if you didn't know. How could you not know? I didn't know. This guy pulled up.

He had everything. So Lil Joey had 13, 60-inch plasma televisions. Lil Joey, congratulations. Lil Joey made these in his garage. That's what he told me. He made them in his garage. That's what he told me. They say Sony.

Okay, I thought it said Joey. I can't read. You know what? I got a 12th grade education from Berkeley High School in Muscle and Soccer. My eyes are deceiving me. I thought it said Joey. I didn't know it said Sony. All right.

Okay. Well, thank you. I actually thought it said SoNY. He told me he was from Brooklyn. He told me he was from Brooklyn. He said I thought it was SoNY. I had no idea. Okay.

All right. I got you. Remember we used to know these people? Yep. We used to know these people. Not no more? No, I don't even know who they are anymore. That's a good thing.

All right. Well, thank you for that donkey today. Clearly, he don't know anybody either if he's still trying to sell the stuff inside a Walmart. That's just dumb. Come on, man. Dumb. Go back to the block. Well, don't do it at all.

That's what I should have said. Don't do it at all. Don't do it at all. All right. Now, when we come back, we got to talk. Dr. Oz was in the news about a week ago. That's right. And he was talking about-

Cousin sex. Kissing cousins. Let the record know that was an interview that the Breakfast Club did in 2014. I see all you white mainstream shows saying morning radio show. You better give the Breakfast Club his goddamn credit, okay? Let's hear it. He said, yeah, I can't stop smashing my cousin. We hooked up at a young age, and now in our 20s, she still wants it.

No matter how much I want to stop, I always give it to her. Help me. Now, what advice would you give that person? If you're more than a first cousin away, it's not a big problem. Okay, so second cousin. You know it's so funny because I knew that. How did you know that?

I'm from the country. Third cousin, it's all good. If they say first cousin, you might end up with a kid with Down syndrome or something. It's not that. Every family has genetic strengths and weaknesses. The reason we naturally crave people who are not so like us

is because you just have to mix the gene pool up a little bit so that if I have one gene for, let's say, hemophilia, which is a classic example where you bleed a lot, if you catch yourself, I don't want to marry a cousin who has the same hemophilia gene because the chance of our child having both those genes is much higher. But for the vast majority of problems,

it's not an issue. What in the country are we talking about this morning? First of all, drop on the clues box for the Breakfast Club catalog. The Breakfast Club catalog is incredible, all right? Just wait until this Breakfast Club documentary drop. We got 13 years of that type of stuff. What in the country are we talking about this morning?

Dr. Oz said that it's okay for you to sleep with your second, no, what did he say? Second cousin. Second or third cousins? Yeah. Second is wild. That's wild. So what is the question?

Have you ever slept with your second cousin? Is that what we're asking you? I mean, what do you think about what Dr. Oz said? Because listen, don't act like y'all ain't never done some hunching with your cousin. Never. I never did no hunching. When I say y'all, I'm talking to the listeners out there. We here too.

Clearly there's people out there that have done this. For all we know, that might get Dr. Oz more votes in Pennsylvania. There's parts of Pennsylvania where I know some cousin sex was happening. Have you ever hung with your cousin or did something with your cousin? I know the product of cousin sex when I see it. Brandon, have you?

No, he said no. I'm just asking that. Eddie? Philly? No? Nick? Charlemagne? Not that I know of. Not. Eddie? No. Philly? No. No. Nick? No, man. Charlemagne? Not that I know of. Not that I know of. 800-585-1051. Not that I know of. Goodness gracious.

Yeah, I know you have it. Definitely not. Let's talk about it. It's The Breakfast Club. Good morning. The Breakfast Club. Hey, guys. I'm Kate Max.

You might know me from my popular online series, The Running Interview Show, where I run with celebrities, athletes, entrepreneurs, and more. After those runs, the conversations keep going. That's what my podcast, Post Run High, is all about. It's a chance to sit down with my guests and dive even deeper into their stories,

their journeys, and the thoughts that arise once we've hit the pavement together. Listen to Post Run High on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I planted the flag. This is mine. I own this. It's surprisingly easy. 55 gallons of water, 500 pounds of concrete. Or maybe not. No country willingly gives up their territory. Oh my God. What is that? Bullets.

Listen to Escape from Zakistan. That's Escape from Z-A-Q-istan. On the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. As a kid, I really do remember having these dreams and visions, but you just don't know what is going to come for you. Alicia shares her wisdom on growth, gratitude, and the power of love. I forgive myself. It's okay. Have grace with yourself. You're trying your best. And you're going to figure out the rhythm of this thing. Alicia Keys, like you've never heard her before. Listen to On Purpose with Jay Shetty on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

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