The Breakfast Club - DONKEY OF THE DAY: Man Hospitalized After Shoving 8-inch Deodorant Canister In His Behind

Episode Date: September 16, 2022

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Goes to an unnamed patient in India who had to be hospitalized after allegedly shoving a deodorant canister up his ass. Okay. Where it remained for three weeks before doctors removed it. It's Freaky, Freaky, Freaky Friday. I'm not making this up, ladies and gentlemen. Okay. A man shoved an eight-inch deodorant can up his butt and left it there for three weeks.

Either two things are happening here. This man was extra horny or extra stink. Okay, do you know how fed up you got to be with the smell of your own ass to just shove a deodorant can up it and leave it there for three weeks? All right, this man must have gotten called stink ass, funky ass, musty ass. Somebody must have told him to go wash his ass so many times that he decided the only way to course correct the problem was to stick a can of deodorant up his butt. All right. You got to understand whoever made any of these products first, whether it was soap, deodorant, douche, they were absolutely fed up with how humans on this planet were smelling at the time. All right. That simply just had to be the inspiration.

So when someone takes one of these products and sticks it up their ass, I repeat, it's either because they stink as hell. Are they extra horny? And it could be that he either because they stink as hell or they extra horny. And it could be that he was extra horny because it is some extra horny people on this planet. He might be one of them. Is this what the world has come to? Imagine sticking some Dove deodorant up your ass. You know, you know, just imagine, you know what I'm saying? Men are out here on this planet sticking cans of deodorant up their ass for what?

All right. Secret has actually created a new campaign slogan. And that slogan is strong enough for a man, but made for those who want to be penetrated like a woman. OK, what kind of choices do you make before you stick a can of deodorant up your rectum? Do you think to yourself, hmm, aluminum versus no aluminum, aluminum, traditional versus natural, natural? Clearly, his format choices can can all right the roll-up stick probably a little too wide now doctors conducted several x-rays which revealed that the young man had a seven and a half inch deodorant can lodged in his colon near his anus

doctors believe that he put the antiperspirant up his anus but his reasons for giving himself the d and the d being deodorant are unknown i really have to know what brand it was okay because what if it was degree if it was was degree, I have a marketing idea. They can do six inch cans. OK, because seven and a half to eight inches. That just seems massive. OK, that's actually my penis measurements. But instead of that, just do a nice six inch can of degree. And the slogan can be degree six inch spray for anyone in need of six degrees of penetration. OK, the deodorant business is missing a lot of money, man, because clearly it's a new way to use deodorant. By the way, this might be the way they have always been using deodorant.

We just didn't know. But guess what? It's not a secret anymore. OK, it used to be three types of deodorants. Roll on, stick or spray. Now it's roll on, stick and gay. Matter of fact, what exactly does stick mean nowadays when we are talking deodorant? We're really interviewing the wrong people on this show because I want to talk to this guy. I have questions. The more I read this article, I see doctors have shot down my sticking the deodorant up his ass because he had a smelly bum theory. They ruled that out.

And doctors had to cut open this man's stomach to get the silver spray can of deodorant out. Oh. It was a spray can. Oh. They don't sell dildos in India. Huh? Man, get this man out of here so we can send him a care package from Doc Johnson. We still got the Doc Johnson Connect.

I have some stuff right here. Yeah, we got to send him something. We're going to send you the dildo that sticks to the wall so you can back that thing up and city boy on that D. How do you know about that? What do you mean? He tried it. Never tried it.

I got eyes. I read. I have no idea what brand of deodorant this is. I've never seen this brand in my life. It's like silver. It might be Old Spice. No, it's not Old Spice. I'm just more impressed that this can stayed in his ass for 20 days.

All right? He wasn't able to poop. All right? Okay, but able to poop. All right? Okay, but what's impressive is this spray can is clean. I would think this spray can would come out messier than a newborn baby. Just doo-doo everywhere. But that is not the case. Unless they wiped it off before they took a pic with it.

You know, this is why podcasts like Horrible Decisions and Lip Service are important. You got to stop shaming people for their kinks. All right? Men want things up their butt and are scared to get it the real way for fear of judgment. All right. Now this man has damage to both his esophagus and intestines, which doctors say will require surgery in the future. And he will need to be monitored by doctors for the next seven days in case of further complications. All because y'all got this man scared to be who he is.

With all that said, please give the young man in India who stuck that spray can of deodorant up his ass the biggest hee-haw. You got dildos and penises and women or man's fingers and anal beads, all types of things you could stick up your ass, but you're using deodorant. Knock it off, my guy. All right. All right. Fruits, vegetables.

Why you waste a good fruit? You could eat it after though. I was going to say, it doesn't have to be a waste. If you do the banana and don't peel it. A cucumber, you could just use it for flavoring. Did the guy give a reason? No, there's no reason.

Maybe it was Friday. He was about to get ready for tonight and was just expanding and getting his self-adventure. He got sex toys for that. Maybe he doesn't have sex toys. You know, Vicious. Don't make me react. Wait till we do this Breakfast Club documentary. That's definitely going to be in there.

You remember Vicious? Yeah. Oh, my goodness. I hate y'all. How long was it? And Gia, actually, Envy's wife also did co-sign that. Tell us how big it was. Yes, Gia did.

Yes, go watch the interview Gia did on Breakfast Club. Gia absolutely confirmed it. Give me a hug. Come here, Vicious. I'm always down to hug Vicious. Let me Google Envy Dildo. I'm going to hug you. Hug me from the back.

No, I'm not hugging you from the back. What you mean? I'm not hugging you from the back. Hug me from the What you mean? I'm not hugging you from the back. Hug me from the back. No, I'm not hugging you from the back. Envy. This is so crazy. I just want to say something.

I just Googled Envy and Dildo. I did not know you had a video on xnxx.com. Now, don't do that, G. Come on now. I don't even know what that is. Wow. He just makes stuff up. No, Google it.

Envy Dildo. God damn it, G. You know I'm about to Google this. How would you find me? It says right here, xnxx.com, Envy Dildo. And then it says Envy Dildo F and Shower. That's on TNA. No, it doesn't. It says Dildo Envy.

The average dildo size. No, no, no. Go down to like the fifth. Go down to the fifth search. It says Envy Dildo. The like the fifth. Go down to the fifth search. Average dildo size compared to the average penis. I googled Envy Dildo and a bunch of articles come up with people who, men who are jealous of dildos. You gotta do all, not

news. You gotta see. Oh, and then it has DJ Envy. You took a dildo but can't take a joke? That was Jesus. You said that? Jesus said that. Oh, okay. Oh my that. Jesus is a man. Oh, okay.

Oh, my gosh. He doesn't read. What did Jesus say? I didn't read. He doesn't read. Was that after the interview? Oh, my gosh. DJ, this is enrolling y'all.

DJ and me got caught in a racy Snapchat scandal. Envy, I ain't do all of this. I just told everybody we was doing a documentary. I ain't say all this. Just let it go. The damning part came when Envy allegedly told the woman that he enjoys anal penetration with a nine-and-a-half-inch dildo on a regular basis. When is she leaving?

I thought you were supposed to be leaving. Did we say goodbye to you already? Didn't we say goodbye to you already? We just had a whole show. Angela Lee is leaving. Why are you still here? You still uptight, Envy. Why don't you get a dildo and relax? We just had a whole show. Angela Yee is leaving. Why are you still here? You still uptight, Emmy. Why don't you get a dildo and relax? We just had a

whole show. Angela Yee's leaving. We're celebrating. We got you food, and you ain't leaving yet. You know what? What are you doing? Oh, my gosh. Oh, y'all stop. Go to commercial, ladies. There's so much. If you guys are looking up Emmy Dildo, go to page five. All right. When we come back,

we got the positive note and more. So don't move. It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning. Welcome to Gracias Come Again, a podcast by Honey German, where we get real and dive straight into todo lo actual y viral. We're talking musica, los premios, el chisme, and all things trending in my cultura. I'm bringing you all the latest happening in our entertainment world

and some fun and impactful interviews with your favorite Latin artists, comedians, actors, and influencers. Each week, we get deep and raw life stories, combos on the issues that matter to us, and it's all packed with gems, fun, straight-up comedia, and a sazón that only nuestra gente can sprinkle. Listen to Gracias Come Again on the iHeartRadio app,

Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hello, my und you get your podcasts. We've got chills, thrills, and stories that'll make you wish the lights stayed on. So join me, won't you? Let's dive into the eerie unknown together. Sleep tight, if you can. Listen to Haunting on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, what's up? This is Ramses Jha. And I go by the name Q Ward.

And we'd like you to join us each week for our show, Civic Cipher. That's right. We discuss social issues, especially those that affect black and brown people, but in a way that informs and empowers all people. We discuss everything from prejudice to politics to police violence. And we try to give you the tools to create positive change in your home, workplace, and social circle. We're going to learn how to become better allies to each other. So join us each Saturday for Civic Cipher on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

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