The Breakfast Club - Donkey of the Day: Middle School Students Allegedly Put Bodily Fluids On Food Served To Teachers

Episode Date: May 21, 2019

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Listen to Historical Records on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Just don't be a donkey, because right now you want some real donkeys. It's time for donkey of the day. So if you ever feel I need to be a donkey man, hit me with the heel. Did she get donkey in the name please? Absolutely. I have become donkey of the day. It's a breakfast club, bitches.

You're a donkey. Yeah, it's donkey of the day for Tuesday, May 21st, National Notorious B.I.G. Day. It goes to a group of middle school students in Ohio. Okay, the school is called Hyatt Middle School. It's located in Powell. I think I pronounced that right, Powell. Of course, no names have been released in regards to this situation because these middle school kids are just that, kids.

And let the record show, I was a badass little kid around 7th or 8th grade is when I really started being disruptive. Most of my disruptions came in the form of pranks. I was all about the joke. I wanted to laugh. I. And I wanted, you know, I would get that laugh regardless of who I had to embarrass to get it. Now, my teachers used to be on the receiving end of a lot of this disruptive energy I was giving out. Oh, we used to terrorize teachers. I want to tell you some stories, but y'all so sensitive nowadays, y'all might try to get me punished for things I did in seventh and eighth grade. Okay. That's why I write books though. And you can go

get my New York Times bestseller, Black Privilege, to read all about my old wild-out days. Now, I will say, I'll tell you one, and, you know, I have seen bodily secretions used as props in a prank, okay? I have a cousin who once told a teacher, you have something on your nose. The teacher said, what?

And he said, it's right there. And she said, where? And he, with suffocation on his finger proceeded to say right there and smear smear a little poop pate under her nose where her mustache would be that was disgusting bro listen in seventh grade i thought that was hilarious at 40 i do think it's disgusting all right and i often ask myself what the hell was wrong with us and i'm bringing that up because when i saw this story this morning in the new york post i had to think in seventh or eighth grade would i have done something like this? The answer for me would be no. Would my friends or family have done something like this?

Well, I just told you what he did with a little diaper gravy to a teacher. So it's possible. But I want you all to think back to seventh or eighth grade, put yourself in this mindset and ask yourself, would you have done what these kids at Hyatt Middle School in Ohio allegedly did? Let's go to WBNS CBS 10 for the report, please. A disturbing allegation against middle school students. Tonight, an investigation is underway into whether they put bodily fluids on food fed to their teachers. The alleged assaults happened Thursday in a global gourmet class at Hyatt's Middle School. Olentangy School says it was during a student cooking competition that students allegedly contaminated food they were serving to teachers who were judging the contest.

More specifically, students are alleged to have put urine and or semen onto crepes fed to teachers. According to information received by the Delaware County Sheriff's Office, a video of some portion of the acts was circulating Thursday. School administrators learned of the alleged act and contacted police. Tonight, the Sheriff's Office is actively investigating but has not yet filed charges. The charge that could apply is felony assault because it was committed at school and against a teacher. That's right. You heard correctly.

These kids put a little two ball throat cream into some crepes. All right. First of all, I wouldn't have done this in middle school because I didn't ejaculate until at least 10th grade. All right. I didn't have sex and masturbate until high school. So I wouldn't have known how to produce that man shot or on command if I tried. All right. Number one, kids, if you did this, why would you record it? All right. Nobody, nobody would have known it was any nut butter in the crepes if you didn't record it. Now the authorities are working with school officials and conducting lab tests to see if it was indeed the cream of some young guy in the crepes. Alright, okay? I have nothing else to say about this donkey of the day, okay?

Because donkey of the day is all about giving people the credit they deserve for being stupid. And I think we can all agree, putting a little penis pudding in the teacher's crepes is indeed stupid all right please give these kids at hyatt's middle school the biggest e-hall also keep in mind the lawyer for one of the students said to use caution before reaching any conclusions and i agree with that all right this could be a misunderstanding or there might be a lotion called there might be a lotion Called caution And reaching a conclusion

Is slang for Letting off that pecker snot Alright You kids You guys are disgusting bro Listen Them kids in Ohio Better be lucky

They not in Alabama Alright Fool around and go to jail For dumping all those babies Down the drain Alright Okay So you would

Put your finger in your poop To put it on your teacher? Never mind. All right. Well, you should spit on a toilet paper and wipe your butt. Yes, you should do. And according to Dr. Oz, those crepes are perfectly fine because the bacteria from cooking the crepes, the heat kills all the bacteria in the seam. Oh, my gosh.

All right. According to Dr. Oz. Had enough of this country? Ever dreamt about starting your own? I planted the flag. This is mine. According to Dr. Oz. Had enough of this country? Ever dreamt about starting your own? I planted the flag. This is mine. I own this. It's surprisingly easy.

55 gallons of water, 500 pounds of concrete. Or maybe not. No country willingly gives up their territory. Oh, my God. What is that? Bullets. Listen to Escape from Zakistan. That's Escape from Z-A-Q-A-Stan on the iHeartRadio app,

Apple Podcasts, or wherever entrepreneurs, and more. After those runs, the conversations keep going. That's what my podcast Post Run High is all about. It's a chance to sit down with my guests and dive even deeper into their stories, their journeys, and the thoughts that arise once we've hit the pavement together. Listen to Post Run High on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. And it's going to be devilishly good. We've got chills, thrills, and stories that'll make you wish the lights stayed on. So join me, won't you? Let's dive into the eerie unknown together. Sleep tight, if you can. Listen to Haunting on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

Hey, what's up? This is Ramses Jha. And I go by the name Q Ward. And we'd like you to join us each week for our show, Civic Cipher. That's right. We discuss social issues, especially those that affect Black and brown people, but in a way that informs and empowers all people. We discuss everything from prejudice to politics to police violence, and we try to give you the tools to create positive change

in your home, workplace, and social circle. We're going to learn how to become better allies to each other. So join us each Saturday for Civic Cipher on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, y'all. Niminy here. I'm the host of a brand-new history podcast for kids and families called Historical Records.

Executive produced by Questlove, The Story Pirates, and John Glickman, Historical Records brings history to life through hip-hop. Executive produced by Questlove, The Story Pirates, and John Glickman, Historical Records brings history to life through hip-hop. Flash, slam, another one gone. Bash, bam, another one gone. The crack of the bat and another one gone. The tip of the cap, there's another one gone. Each episode is about a different inspiring figure from history,

like this one about Claudette Colvin, a 15-year-old girl in Alabama who refused to give up her seat on the city bus nine whole months before Rosa Parks did the same thing. Check it. And it began with me. Did you know, did you know? I wouldn't give up my seat. Nine months before Rosa, it was Claudette Colvin. Get the kids in your life excited about history by tuning in to Historical Records.

Because in order to make history, you have to make some noise. Listen to Historical Records on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.