The Breakfast Club - Donkey Of The Day Rewind

Episode Date: July 6, 2022

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Hey guys, I'm Kate Max. You might know me from my popular online series, The Running Interview Show, where I run with celebrities, athletes, entrepreneurs, and more. After those runs, the conversations keep going. That's what my podcast, Post Run High, is all about. It's a chance to sit down with my guests and dive even deeper into their stories, their journeys, and the thoughts that arise once we've hit the pavement together. Listen to Post Run High on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. own? I planted the flag. This is mine. I own this. It's surprisingly easy. 55 gallons of water,

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or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, what's up? This is Ramses Jha. And I go by the name Q Ward. And we'd like you to join us each week for our show Civic Cipher. That's right. We discuss social issues, especially those that affect black and brown people, but in a way that informs and empowers all people. We discuss everything from prejudice to politics to police violence. And we try to give you the tools to create positive change in your home, workplace and social circle. We're going to learn how to become better allies to each other. So join us each Saturday for Civic Cipher on the iHeartRadio app, Apple podcast or wherever you get your podcast. The craziest people in America come from the Bronx and all of Florida.

Yes, you are a donkey. A Florida man attacked an ATM for a very strange reason. It gave him too much money. Florida man is arrested after deputies say he rigged the door to his home in an attempt to electrocute his pregnant wife. Police arrested an Orlando man for attacking a flamingo. The Breakfast Club, bitch. Donkey of the Day with Charlamagne.

I don't know why y'all keep letting him get y'all like this. It's not me. It's really not me. It's absolutely y'all. Donkey of the Day for Monday, May 16th goes to a young lady named Jania Douglas of Florida. Now, what does your Uncle Charla always say about the great state of Florida? The craziest people in America

come from the Bronx and all of Florida, and today is no exception. I got a question for you. It's a simple one. What's on your bucket list? I don't have to explain to you what a bucket list is, do I? It's simply a number of experiences or achievements that a person hopes to have or accomplish during their lifetime.

I don't think I've ever technically called things that I've accomplished bucket list items. I'm more think I've ever technically called things that I've accomplished bucket list items. I'm more of a vision board type of person, but we all have things we want to do in life. Some can be career oriented, some can be personal, but we all simply have things we have historically wanted to do. And once we did them,

we scratched them off their list. We scratched them off our list. Angelique, what's been something on your bucket list that you scratched off? What is something on my bucket list that I scratched off? A long time ago, buying a house. Buying a house. Okay.

Envy, what's something on your bucket list that you scratched off? Traveling to South Africa. Going to South Africa. See? Those are real goals. Those are accomplishments that make sense. They're productive. They're positive.

Okay? They give you something to work towards. But people's bucket lists vary for a lot of reasons. And I can almost guarantee that Jania's bucket list is different, OK, than a lot of people's. All right. See, Jania was recently charged with fleeing and eluding authorities and failure to obey an order from a law enforcement officer when she refused to stop. OK, on last Thursday morning in the Florida Keys. Let me paint the picture for you. Jania was driving a Toyota sedan, all right?

She was speeding and driving reckless near North Key Largo at about 7.47 a.m. An officer turned on his lights and siren, but Jania did not stop, okay? And she continued southbound until stopping at a three-way intersection. That's as far as that Toyota sedan could go. Now, what was she fleeing for? Did she have a warrant she knew about? Did she have a car full of drugs and guns? Was she under the influence of any narcotics or alcohol?

Was there a dead white woman in the trunk? No. Her reasoning, her motive, was that she told the deputy that getting arrested had been on her bucket list since high school. What? I repeat, Jania fled and eluded deputies and said she did it because getting arrested was on her bucket list since high school. Let me tell you, I think she's 19 years old, if I'm not mistaken.

Let me be clear. Yeah, she's 19 years old of Homestead, Florida. Guess what race she is. First thing I want to know, Jania, what else is on your list? Okay. I know it's your personal bucket list, but you need to let somebody read over it to see what else is on there because damn, man. All right.

I also need y'all to know something. Hey, Uncle. Oh, okay. Uncle Charlotte is old. Brother Leonard is old. I'm 43. My body different. I'm breathing different.

If you don't know a line that movie from, you ain't black. But I'm saying all that to say, I don't understand what's happening no more, man. I don't understand this generation. I have no clue on what is happening anymore, but I'm not going to generalize a whole generation. We live in a world where we have to rely on the most unpredictable thing on the planet to keep us all safe. And that's human behavior. The only thing that keeps us relatively safe on this planet is the actions of each other. And we are living on this third rock from the sun with people who want to scratch getting arrested off their bucket list. So between this and folks

who just wake up wanting to commit mass shootings, we doomed. But, Jania, I want you to know something. You clearly can do anything you put your mind to. Now, other things you might set your mind to do, other things you might put on your bucket list might be a little more difficult than getting arrested, but I believe in you, and I hope that this situation lets you realize that anything you put on your bucket list,

you can absolutely do. Anything you set your bucket list, you can absolutely do. Anything you set your mind to, you can absolutely do. You just need to make some adjustments to your little bucket list, okay? Once again, I'm sitting here trying to understand the logic of something that is illogical, but it's not illogical.

It's just Florida. Please give Jania Douglas the sweet sounds of the Hamiltons. Oh, now you are the donkey of the day. You are the donkey of the day. Yee-haw. You want to play a game? No, I don't, actually. You don't want to play a game? No, I don't, actually.

You don't want to play a game? I don't want to. You know what? All right, I'm going to humor you to play a game, okay? Let's play a game. Here we go. Let's play a game of Guess What Race It Is! All right, let's do it.

Florida woman, 19 years old, driving a Toyota sedan, accused of fleeing a deputy, says arrest was on her bucket list since high school. Angelina, guess what race she is. Well, she's definitely not black because I don't think that's on our bucket list. Oh, okay. That's never been on our bucket list.

Okay, Angelina says definitely not black. So what do you got? I guess white. Okay, DJ Envy. Please arrest me. I was doing something wrong. Can. Please arrest me. DJ Envy. I was doing something wrong. Can you please arrest me?

DJ Envy. A woman driving a Toyota Solana, 19 years old, of Florida, wanted to get arrested because she said it was on her bucket list. Guess what race she is. Damn it, man. I was going black until she just had me thinking for a little bit. Because black persons don't want to get arrested, right? We're trying to avoid it.

Yeah, we want to avoid that. White people got to beg to be arrested. Yeah, you're right. But my gut told me black earlier, though. Damn, damn, damn. See, what y'all always fail to realize when we do Guess What Race It Is, we have different categories. Maybe one day I got to just run down the categories.

What's the category? But there's white. White. You know, we have Asian. Asian. We have Spanish. Latino. Latino.

And we have black. Black, right. But we also got niggas. Oh, boy. Powerful niggas at work. Engineer Douglas is what we call a young nigga around these parts. Oh, man. Powerful niggas at work.

Damn it, man. That's all this is. Okay, powerful. Who raised her? The niggas. The niggas. What are you talking about? The words of T.K. Kirkland.

But she can grow out of this. Okay, we all have our nigga phase. She got a record. And by the way, the nigga phase is not just for black people. There's white niggas too. Okay? They just can't use the word this was an act

of diggetry the breakfast club hey guys i'm kate max you might know me from my popular online series the running interview show where i run with celebrities athletes entrepreneurs and entrepreneurs, and more. After those runs, the conversations keep going. That's what my podcast Post Run High is all about. It's a chance to sit down with my guests and dive even deeper into their stories, their journeys, and the thoughts that arise once we've hit the pavement together. Listen to Post Run High on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. As a kid, I really do remember having these dreams and visions, but you just don't know what is going to come for you. Alicia shares her wisdom on growth, gratitude, and the power of love.

I forgive myself. It's okay. Have grace with yourself. You're trying your best. And you're going to figure out the rhythm of this thing. Alicia Keys, like you've never heard her before. Listen to On Purpose with Jay Shetty on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Had enough of this country? Ever dreamt about starting your own?

I planted the flag. This is mine. I own this. It's surprisingly easy. 55 gallons of water, 500 pounds of concrete. Or maybe not. No country willingly gives up their territory. Oh my God. What is that? Bullets. Listen to Escape from Zaka Stan. That's Escape from Z-A-Q-A-S-T-A-N on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hello, my undeadly darlings. It's Teresa, your resident ghost host. And do I have a treat for you.

Haunting is crawling out from the shadows, and it's going to be devilishly good. We've got chills, thrills, and stories that'll make you wish the lights stayed on. So join me, won't you? Let's dive into the eerie unknown together. Sleep tight, if you can. Listen to Haunting on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, what's up?

This is Ramses Jha. And I go by the name Q Ward. And we'd like you to join us each week for our show Civic Cipher. That's right. We discuss social issues, especially those that affect black and brown people, but in a way that informs and empowers all people. We discuss everything from prejudice to politics to

police violence, and we try to give you the tools to create positive change in your home, workplace, and social circle. We're going to learn how to become better allies to each other. So join us each Saturday for Civic Cipher on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcast.