The Breakfast Club - Donkey Of The Day - Too Much Mayonnaise

Episode Date: June 28, 2022

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is a little bit of a mixed up. So like a donkey. Donkey of the Day. The practice club, bitches. Now I've been called a lot in my 23 years that Donkey of the day is a new one. Yes, donkey of the day for Tuesday, June 28th goes to a 36-year-old man in Atlanta who has not been named. Why? I don't know.

But just know that mayonnaise is the root cause of today's donkey of the day. You heard what I said. Mayonnaise is the root cause of today's donkey of the day. Now, if you have been listening to The Breakfast Club for some years then you know how i feel about mayonnaise all right too much mayonnaise can ruin any dish all right you need just enough to make that potato salad hit you need just enough in your tuna just enough on a sandwich just a little light spread okay just because a little too much mayonnaise ruins everything. And sadly, today's donkey of the day reinforces how right I am about this.

Okay? Let's go to 11 Alive Atlanta for the report, please. A store owner says his heart is with his employees. After a shooting at a subway on Northside Drive, the owner says one of his employees is dead. Well-rounded young ladies, really hard workers. Everybody loved them. The owner says the woman just started a few weeks ago. He says another employee is injured and says one of the employee's sons was inside witnessing everything. Well, we had an employee, I mean a customer that came in that was a little upset about how his sandwich was fixed. Come on now. Believe it or not, it was over too much about how his sandwich was fixed.

Come on, man. Believe it or not, it was over too much mayonnaise on his sandwich. He says the man started shooting and the store manager shot back. When police arrived, the owner says they made an arrest, but he's not sure who it was. The owner says they've seen him before. He's a previous customer, but there haven't been any issues in the past. It's scary out here. It's scary out here it's scary out here too much goddamn mayonnaise

what does yoga charlotte tell you all the time no not niggas gonna nick what i say is every day of our lives we out here attempting to avoid crazy okay trust. Trust me. I get up in the morning. I pray. I meditate. I chant my mantra. I light my sage, my palisanto. I ask God for divine protection. I give out the energy I want to get back. You can do all that and still get hurt by someone who hasn't dealt with their pain. There's a lot of evil in this world and there's a lot of unprocessed trauma in this world. There's a lot of pain in this world. A lot of pain people are going through, and they are willing and ready to project that pain onto you for something as trivial as having too much goddamn mayonnaise. You know what? I ain't even going to bring God into this. Too much devil damn mayonnaise on a sandwich.

I am sending healing energy to that 26-year-old woman who was killed. I am sending healing energy to that 24-year-old employee who was shot in front of her five-year-old son she's now in critical condition over some devil damn miracle whip okay america i don't think we're gonna make it my grandmother used to say i've never seen a time like this before and that was in the 90s okay so i can only imagine what she would say about 2022 because i promise you america as know it, is absolutely the devil's playground. All right. People need God and they need therapy. And the rest of us need therapy to deal with the people in our lives who won't go to therapy. OK, do I really have to tell you there is never a reason to kill, shoot or even fight someone over a condiment?

Not mayonnaise, not ketchup, not mustard, not Chick-fil-A sauce, not Polynesian sauce. So that Polynesian sauce do be slapping and Chick-fil-A has been being stingy with it lately. But even with them being stingy, not one of those condiments is worth taking a life and throwing your life away. Okay. I never thought I would have to communicate this to people, but I guess I do when you're in a situation. Okay. When things don't go your way at a fast food restaurant, just use your words. Okay okay do you realize this is things I tell my three-year-old use your words communicate okay a simple there is too much mayonnaise on my sandwich will suffice hell if you want to get spicy

with it you can say it's too much but there many okay I wouldn't recommend that because that's the fastest way to get a boogie in your food. All right, but the moral of the story is this is just stupid. Okay, and I know donkey of the day is all about giving people the credit they deserve for being stupid. But this is more than stupid. This is beyond stupid. It's evil. And yet it's another example of a human being bleeding on someone who didn't cut them. Okay, please, please, please, please, brothers and sisters, go to therapy, man.

Find you a spiritual leader to get you closer to God. Make some investments in your mental and spiritual wealth. The life you save by doing that will be your own and clearly the lives of others because you will end up hurting someone you don't have any business hurting, okay? All I'm trying to say is deal with your trauma before your trauma deals with you.

Please give this 36- old man in atlanta who killed someone and critically wounded another over too much damn mayonnaise being on his sandwich the biggest hee haw what's going on bro like how is satire even remotely a thing anymore when we live in a world that is this absurd? Huh? That's crazy. Believe it or not, it was over too much mayonnaise on the sands. I don't believe it. All right.

But I have no choice but to believe it. And you said Atlanta? Yes, Atlanta. All right. Well, thank you for that donkey today, sir. Now, when we come back, Gary Chambers Jr. will be joining us. My guy. He's running for U.S. Senate in Louisiana.

He's a change agent, if you ask me. He's been on The Breakfast Club before. I'm sure you've seen his ads you know where he was burning the confederate flag another one where

he was smoking weed his latest ad you know I don't want in defense of 2A because he is pro gun but he also is

pro gun control but we'll talk to him when we come back alright we'll get to that next it's the Breakfast Club good morning The Breakfast Club. Good morning. The Breakfast Club.

Hey, guys. I'm Kate Max. You might know me from my popular online series, The Running Interview Show, where I run with celebrities, athletes, entrepreneurs, and more. After those runs, the conversations keep going. That's what my podcast, Run High is all about. It's a chance to sit down with my guests and dive even deeper into their stories, their journeys, and the thoughts that arise once we've hit the pavement together. Listen to Post Run High on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. We are going to be reliving every hookup, every scandal, and every single wig removal together. So listen to Still the Place on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to podcasts.

On Thanksgiving Day, 1999, five-year-old Cuban boy Elian Gonzalez was found off the coast of Florida. And the question was, should the boy go back to his father in Cuba? Mr. Gonzalez wanted to go home and he wanted to take his son with him. Or stay with his relatives in Miami? Imagine that your mother died trying to get you to freedom. Listen to Chess Peace, the Elian Gonzalez story on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. We discuss everything from prejudice to politics to police violence, and we try to give you the tools to create positive change in your home, workplace, and social circle. We're going to learn how to become better allies to each other. So join us each Saturday for Civic Cipher on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

Daphne Caruana Galizia was a Maltese investigative journalist who on October 16, 2017, was assassinated. get your podcast. States. Listen to Crooks everywhere on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.