The Breakfast Club - DONKEY: Officer Appears On Zoom Court Hearing With No Pants On

Episode Date: October 30, 2025

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BreakfastClubPower1051FMSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is an I-Heart podcast. Johnny Knoxville here. Check out Crimeless, Hillbilly Heist, my new true crime podcast from Smartless Media, campside media, and big money players. It's the true story of the almost perfect crime and the Nimrods who almost pulled it off. It was kind of like the perfect storm in a sewer.

That was dumb. Do not follow my example. Listen to Crimless, Hillbilly Heist, on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. I live below a cult leader, and I fear I've angered her. Wait a minute, Sophia. How do you know she's a cult leader? Well, Dakota, luckily it's I'm not afraid of a scary story week on the OK Storytime podcast.

So we'll find out soon. This person writes, My neighbor has been blasting music every day and doing dirt rituals. And now my ceiling is collapsing. I try to report them, but things keep getting weirder. I think they might be part of okay. Hold up. A real life cult? And what is a dirt ritual? No clue, Dakota. To find out how it ends. Listen to the OK Storytime podcast on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

Two rich young Americans move to the Costa Rican jungle to start over, but one of them will end up dead and the other tried for murder three times. It starts with a dream, a nature reserve, and a spectacular new home. But little by little, they lose it. They actually lose it. They sort of went nuts. Until one night, everything spins out of control. Listen to Hell in Heaven on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, I'm Cal Penn. And on my new podcast, here we go again. We'll take today's trends and headlines and ask, why does history keep repeating itself?

Each week, I'm calling up my friends, like Bill 9. Lily Singh and Pete Buttigieg to talk about everything from the space race to movie remakes to psychedelics. Put another way, are you high? Look, the world can seem pretty scary right now. But my goal here is for you to listen and feel a little better about the future. Listen and subscribe to here we go again with Cal Penn on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hi-hi-hi-bye, bitch. It's time for Donkey of the Day.

I'm a big boy, I can take it. we feel I deserve it ain't no big deal. I know Charlamini guy going to have some funny sweet shit out of this mouth. This is going to say something you may not agree with. Doesn't mean I mean. Who's getting that donkey? That donkey. That donkey, don't, don't, don't, don't,

don't, don't. Donkey of the day right there. It's up the breakfast club, bitches. You can call me the donkey of the day, but like, I mean no harm. Yeah, it's donkey here today for Thursday, October 30th, goes to a Detroit police officer named Matthew Jackson. Okay, good

morning, Matthew. All right, salute to everybody who listens to us on WJLB 97.9 and Detroit dropping the clues bombs for WJLB. What up, Doe. Detroit, what up, though? Now, I don't know about y'all, but that COVID era when everything was on Zoom, it seemed like it was just yesterday, but that was like six years ago. You know what I'm saying?

Right, right? But that time period is such a part of our existence, okay? The way humans did everything changed. All right? The way we communicated with each other changed, the way we interacted with each other changed. And some things did change for the better, but some things actually changed for the worse. And I want some of those things that change for the worst to change back. All right.

Case in point, court. Right. Court is a serious situation. I personally believe if I have a court appearance, if it's required for me to be there in person, then I want to be there in person. If it's not required for me to be there, then I won't go. But what I won't do is ever do it virtually. No, no, no, no, no. There's too much room for error.

Okay, we've seen people virtually being caught for having a suspended driver's license and then they pop up on the Zoom driving. Okay. that's the level of idiocracy, me no like. And Officer Matthew Jackson has decided to write his own chapter in the book of ideocracy because he had a hearing for a reckless driving and public intoxication case.

Now, this is a police officer or he identified himself as a police officer. He might be trans police. I'm not sure, okay? He had a uniform, but it is not lost on me that Halloween is Friday, so he could have been in costume. But even if he was in costume, he left a very important part of the costume at Spirit.

What do you mean, Uncle Shala? He left a very important part of the costume match period. Well, let's go to NBC4 for the report, please. We've all had this nightmare. A Detroit police officer showed up in court without pants. Bass number 3919 out of 12%. You got some pants on the officer? No, sir.

The officer appeared in the 36th district court over Zoom regarding a public intoxication case. When he appeared on camera, he was. was in uniform from the waist up. He was wearing boxers. The judge proceeded with the case without mentioning the clothing situation. According to the 36th District Court's

policy, business attire is preferred, or really any clothing at all. We're on Twitch right now, Breakfast Club AM. I hope that y'all saw the way Envy looked at me when he heard that officer didn't have pants on. Okay? You know, Envy always says he loves a man in

uniform. So for him, that's the best of both. world. I never said that. A man with a uniform at the top and boxes at the bottom. Drop on the clues bombs for Envy's preference. Don't you drop him, I'll pull that bomb back. Lies! You're nasty. This man showed up to the Zoom

hearing with no pants on, okay? You do know that you can see yourself on Zoom, Officer Jackson. Okay, you looked into the camera, saw you didn't have pants on, and still decided to continue about your day. All right? A police officer at that, all right? A police officer will apparently,

protect and serve doesn't extend to protecting the camera angle. Okay, what happened to professionalism, Officer Jackson? All right, police officers require dignified and professional attire. You can't half-ass that, Officer Jackson, and you half-asked it literally. Okay, you was dignified

and professional up top because you had your uniform on, but you had half your ass out at the bottom. You can't be business up top, but only fans below. Okay? The judge supposed to be asking you legal questions Instead, he had to ask you

If you got some pants on, sir Do we have that clip? Good morning to you. Can you put your appearance on the record, please? Yes, Officer Jackson. Vass number 3919 Out of 12 precinct. Do you got some pants on,

officer? Is there to end the... No, sir. That's something your mom yells at you before she walks into your bedroom. Okay, you got some pants on, right? This is ridiculous. I'm just glad you had on boxes.

because the only thing that should be swinging in the court is the judge's gavel. And I don't even know if you have any hang time because I don't. So I hope you don't because I have hater tendencies. This is what I mean when I say Zoom changed everything because on the 36 district court website, it says casual business attire is preferred. How does that apply to Zoom? Okay, have those rules been defined? Is what this man doing a crime?

Probably not. But I just want him to know and want better for himself. That's what I want. him to know and want better for himself you have to know that you got to show up with your full uniform on okay you should know that you got to do better he saw himself he know he had no business looking like that on zoom he wouldn't walk out the house with his uniform top on and some boxer briefs uh down below so don't do it on zoom okay i will say though the zoom hearings have done something the police department never could and that's they finally caught an officer

with his pants down okay the only thing that could have made this in incident more ridiculous as if the officer was being charged with indecent exposure and his defense is literally more indecent exposure. Please give Officer Matthew Jackson the sweet sounds of the hamletones. You are the donkey of the day. You are the donkey of the day. You're going to play a game? Why?

You want to play a game? For what, though? All right, sure. Let's play a game of Guess what? Racist! All right, DJ interview in Detroit.

I don't like how you're so quick to do that, I'm not even going to lie to you. Like, that's the Dominican in you. I don't know why you're so quick to always want to think the worst of black people. Why? Because I do the same. You do the same what?

When I'm on Zoom, I usually don't have to pants on. And he just didn't adjust the camera angle the right way. But you should be doing a lot of zooms with other DJs sometimes. Why don't you have pants on when you're doing zooms? Because I'm just waking up. If I'm just waking up, you just put on the top and keep it moving. And y'all lying if y'all think y'all do zooms and y'all fully clove. I know you, I'm always fully clothed with Zoom.

I might have on some basketball shorts. I ain't sitting there with no boxers on. Because when you get up, they still see you. And I think about stuff like this, you just never know what can happen. I always do a Zoom with at least some basketball shorts. on. He said, I don't. I don't.

Just hilarious. Officer Matthew Jackson from Detroit, got on the Zoom, had his uniform on at the top, but had his boxes on at the bottom. Guess what race he is? Blake. Damn, down, down. Why?

Matthew Jackson. Okay, okay. Like, come on, Jackson. Okay, okay, okay, okay. Detroit cop. You know. I want DJ interview and Just hilarious to know that they are both absolutely correct.

That's right. Officer Badging Balls is absolutely black. He's absolutely a black man. Chill. All right. Oh, man. That was obvious, though. All right.

Well, thank you for that donkey of the day. Yes, indeed. Donkey of the day is sponsored by renowned personal injury attorney Michael the Bull Lamensoft. Don't be a donkey when you need a fighter on your side. If you're ever injured, go to Michael the Bull.com. That's Michael the Bull.com. And when you mess with the bull, you get the horns. Hold on.

Every day I wake up. Wake your ass up. The breakfast club. We're all finished or y'all's done. Hello, America's sweetheart Johnny Knoxville here. I want to tell you about my new true crime. podcast, Crimeless, Hillbilly Heist, from Smartless Media, Campside Media, and Big Money Players. It's a wild tell about a gang of high-functioning nitwits who somehow pulled off America's

third largest cash heist. Kind of like Robin Hood, except for the part where he steals from rich and gives to the poor. I'm not that generous. It's a damn near inspiring true story for Anyone out there who's ever shot for the moon, then just totally muffed up the landing. They stole $17 million and had not bought a ticket to help him escape. So we're saying, like, oh, God, what do we do? What do we do? That was dumb. People do not follow my example. Listen to Crimless, Hillbilly Heist on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. I live below a cult leader, and I fear I've angered her.

a minute, Sophia. How do you know she's a cult leader? Well, Dakota, luckily it's I'm not afraid of a scary story week on the OK Storytime podcast. So we'll find out soon. This person writes, my neighbor has been blasting music every day and doing dirt rituals. And now my ceiling is collapsing. I try to report them, but things keep getting weirder. I think they might be part of a cult? Hold up. A real life cult? And what is a dirt ritual? No clue, Dakota. To find out how it ends. Listen to the OK Storytime podcast on the Iheart Radio app, Apple Podcast. or wherever you get your podcasts. Two rich young Americans move to the Costa Rican jungle to start over,

but one of them will end up dead and the other tried for murder three times. It starts with a dream, a nature reserve and a spectacular new home. But little by little, they lose it. They actually lose it. They sort of went nuts. Until one night, everything spins out of control. Listen to hell in heaven. on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Chicago, a white woman's murder, a black man behind bars, for a crime he didn't commit.

90 years of killing somebody I have never seen. The Crying Wolf Podcast is the story of a corrupt detective, two men bound by injustice, and the quest for redemption, no matter the price. Listen to the Crying Wolf Podcasts on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. This is an IHeart podcast.