The Breakfast Club - DONKEY: Officer Hires Prostitute Who Steals His Phone, Wallet & Car While He Showered

Episode Date: January 15, 2025

Charlamagne Tha God Gives Donkey of The Day To A Officer Who Hires A Prostitute Who Then Steals His Phone, Wallet & Car While He Showered. Listen for More!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Damn, Charlamagne. Who you give a donkey of the day to, man? Well, sexy red, donkey of the day for Wednesday, January 15th goes to a Hampton police officer named J. Ron Harry. Now, J. Ron is a consumer of street meat. And by street meat, I mean he likes to pay for prostitutes. Salute to all the street workers out there. But prostitution is illegal, and the law is the law. OK, I don't think likes to pay for prostitutes. Salute to all the street workers out there, but prostitution is illegal and the law is the law.

Okay, I don't think prostitution should be illegal though. If a woman wants to sell what she's got to get what she wants, only thing I believe is that she needs to get a license to sell it. Okay, you have to have a license to sell alcohol. You have to have a license to sell weed. You have to get a food handlers permit to sell food.

So it should be the same thing with vagina. Okay, to legally sell most goods and services, you typically need some type of business license. So selling Poon Poon should be no different. That would actually improve PPM all over the country. Okay, PPM is proper Poon Poon management. I've been telling you about it for years. The reason there is so mismanagement of the,

the reason there is so much mismanagement of the vagina is because it's not being treated like the business it is. And I must say this young woman that J Ron Harry got involved with, she is, maybe she's, maybe she's not mismanaging her vagina. I thought I started to say she absolutely is, but maybe she's not. See her name is Alexis dream Copeland and police documents say J Ron Harry hired dream for sex on December 30th, but that dream quickly turned into a nightmare.

Let's go to w A V Y 10 on your side for the report, please. Jerron Harry was a Hampton police officer when he met 20 year old Alexis Copeland, AKA dream on an app court documents say he told police he hired her for sex on December 30th. Those documents detail a meetup at an apartment in Virginia Beach off Lynn Haven Road. Harry told police he Apple paid dream 100 bucks for sex. Court documents said they laid in bed together before agreeing to shower. But Harry said dream never joined him in the shower. Instead, he got out to realize his phone keys, wallet, car and dream were gone with his police credentials still in the vehicle.

He called police using a neighbor's phone and explained what happened. Court documents show they were able to track down his vehicle in Norfolk with two people inside of it. Dream, and a man she told police, was her baby daddy. But Dream told police the Hampton police officer had agreed to let her use his car. Court documents show she admitted he did not give her permission though to use any cards from his wallet, which documents say she did.

Yeah, Dream's not mismanaging her vagina. She did what she came to do. Jayron did too much. When I read these court documents, that's the first thing I said, Jayron is doing too much. He wanted to lay in bed with her. Then he wanted to shower with her all of that is way too intimate to be doing with a prostitute okay she is there to perform a sexual

service and that's it she robbed your ass J Ron because she realized you was a sucker she realized you was green she was like this man paying me for sex but he wants to cuddle he paid me for sex but he wants to cuddle? He paying me for sex but he wants to shower with me? Now the shower thing could mean one or two two things okay either he was trying to be intimate or that means she was stank. Okay I'm telling you right now ladies prostituting that if you and a man together and he asked for y'all to get in the shower it's probably because you got a little older okay. All right now this is how I know J Ron was green the court documents say he went into the shower, and you heard it on the news report just now, and Dream never joined him.

So your big sucker for love ass left a prostitute alone with all your personal belongings. Then you got the nerve to wonder why when you got out the shower, your keys, wallet, and car were gone? J-Ron, you deserved exactly what you got. Why in the world are you so trusting? This woman could have called people to rob your ass while you was in the shower. They could have had you laid down,

naked, cheeks spread, taking everything, including your butt. Okay, these new YNs different man. They wanna kiss you and kill you. Now Dream said that J-Ron gave her permission to use the car. And honestly, after seeing how much of a rookie J-Ron seems to be, I wouldn't doubt it.

Okay, J-Ron, you need to be on Match, E-Harmony, Hinge, Tender, OK Cupid, Black People, Meet, Elite Singles, Plenty of Fish, because what it sounds like you want is a girlfriend. You're not built for the buying prostitute life, okay? I can see you not, alright? You're the type to go to the script club and, you know and tell the scripters they don't need to be doing this. Okay, you probably an emotional sensitive cancer like me. You seem like the type to kiss during a train after being the last man in the train. You just saw what she put her mouth, and you kissing her?

Anyway, please give J. Ron Harry the biggest he-huh. Ah-ha! Ah-ha! Jesus, he washuh. He-huh. He-huh. Jesus, he was probably singing in the shower to a night that he... Man. Like a cop cow. He was probably going in like... I was like, hold on, she sure ain't singing a little long. But y'all do know people hire prostitutes not just for sex.

They hire them for reasons. You always hear stories... Bro, this is Hampton, Virginia. Your neck of the woods. Shout out to 757. But you know, people sometimes hire prostitutes because they just want to talk. Sometimes they hire prostitutes

because they just want to cuddle. You should spend that money on a therapist if you just want to talk. Shut up, yo. Okay, spend that $100 an hour on a therapist. This therapist will be naked. He didn't want to just talk. He wanted to get in the shower with us.

Sometimes they just want to cuddle and take a shower. He's doing too much. But don't want the commitment. Don't want a girlfriend. Don't want to buy gifts, but they just want that. Now, where did you get the part where he wants to lay down and spread his butt cheeks? He'd make anything gay. What did you say?

What I said was that's what she could have done while he was in the shower. Where did you get that from? He was so trusting. It's just a hypothetical. He was so trusting. That's what comes to the butt. He was so trusting that she could have just called some guys in there to rob him. And some guys could have came was so trusting. That's what comes in the butt. He was so trusting. He was spreading the chicks. And she could have just called some guys in there

to rob him. And you guys could have came in the room. That's right. Took his butt. Laying him down. See, where we go? Why we go there? He's a cop.

They know he a cop, so they gonna come in and tell him get on the ground, lay down on your stomach. He was already in the shower. Yeah. What he look like, yo? What J-Ron look like? I ain't seen no pictures of J- look like I see no pictures of J rod I think the pictures are not a dream though. Do you want to see a dream? See I she

You know, she identify as a thug. That's what she identify as. That's what she talking about. I look like one of my own boys. She talking about. She didn't even do her hair. Not for jail that day. That's a mug shot. Damn.

Jesus Christ. All right. Thank you for that donkey today. Why they make, if they made Rocko take his hair piece off, they should have made this girl take this off. Like that ain't right, man. It's not right. Okay. Well speaking of Rocco, 800-585-1051. I mean everybody online seen Rocco's mugshot right? Rocco needs to sue the police

department. That was cruel and unusual punishment. That's not right. Now I didn't know Rocco had a hair piece. I didn't know he a head that shape is like two different shapes I didn't know that I didn't know I was my god, but that looked crazy. So we're asking 800 585 105 1 I Know man justice for Rocco that wasn't right. He needed to sue the police department. That was foul. That was cruel and unusual. I wouldn't have took my medal piece out. I would have been able to stay there. No man. We would have been wrestling. I wouldn't have taken my, there's no way. They don't make women do that when they got, when they wearing wigs. Word. No they don't. No they don't. No, so they said. You ain't

got to take off your wig. Women ain't got to take off their wigs. For a mug shot? For a mug shot. No, not for the mug shot. But nah, how do y'all know? So it's proven that they told him to take it off because it could have been coming off. Like, I don't know. There's no way Rocco would have took that mugshot. That he would have, it could have been sideways before he did it. You know what, though?

He could have been on the way there. You know what I'm saying? To get it redone or something like that. He could have been going to get it redone. They probably didn't. He probably just had a hat on or something. Yeah, he probably was the prep. Like, was prepped.

All right, well let's open up the phone lines. 800-585-1051. Ladies, how do you feel if your man had a hair piece? Rocco should have told him it's a medical condition or something, man. 800-585-1051. Ladies, would you mind if your man had a hair piece? Do they glue it on?

Yeah, of course it's glued on. His just wasn't on tight. And that's how it came off, or he was on the way to get it done. You know somebody with hair pieces? Yeah, I know hella niggas with hair pieces. Really? Yes. Charlamagne?

Charlamagne what? No, I know you don't have hair pieces. You can see your hood. But do you know somebody with hair pieces? I'm sure I do. Yeah. Yeah, I do. They work hair.

Yeah. Oh, no, no. That's the fake hairlines. Never mind. All of y'all was doing that, the fake hairlines. Hey, yo, all of y'all is crazy. All the DJ they work here. Yeah, no, no, that's the fake headlines never mind y'all all y'all was doing that the fake airlines Hey, yo, all of y'all is crazy all the DJs up here Nothing they was tattooing, you know how they same thing 800 585 105 1 ladies. How would you feel if your man had a hair piece?

I go to bed at night you put your wig off. He take his hair piece off put on the side. Take Let's discuss, it's the Breakfast Local Morning. Wake that ass up in the morning. The Breakfast Club. John Stewart is back at The Daily Show and he's bringing his signature wit and insight straight to your ears with The Daily Show Ears Edition podcast. Dive into John's unique take on the biggest topics in politics, entertainment, sports and more

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