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I found out I was related to the guy that I was dating.
I don't feel emotions correctly.
I collect my roommates' toenails and fingernails.
Those were some callers from my call-in podcast, Therapy Gecko.
It's a show where I take phone calls from anonymous strangers as a fake gecko therapist
and try to learn a little bit about their lives.
I know that's a weird concept, but I promise it's very interesting.
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Therapy gecko on the iHeart radio app Apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts
Hey, I'm Jay Shetty
And I'm the host of the on purpose podcast and I'm excited for my next episode with Chloe Kardashian
God I've been through so many things that at this point
I would rather not feel than
feel because feeling is too much for me to handle.
I am Khloe Kardashian.
Khloe Kardashian, everybody.
Khloe Kardashian.
No one understands how it's, I'm not just a TV show.
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This is your girl, T.S. Madison, and I'm coming to you loud, live and in color from the Outlaws podcast. or wherever you get your podcasts. Tina knows. Lil Nas X. Will we ever see a dating show? My next ex.
That's actually cute though.
And Chaperone.
I was dropped in 2020, working the drive-thru,
and here we are now.
It's a fake show, you Tia BeyoncΓ©.
I'm going right on the phone.
Call her.
Listen to Outlaws with Tia Madison starting May 13th
on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you-
Hey, I'm Dr. Maya Shankar.
I host a podcast called A Slight Change of Plans that combines behavioral science
and storytelling to help us navigate the big changes in our lives.
I get so choked up because I feel like your show and the conversations are what
the world needs, encouraging, empowering, counter-programming that acts like a lighthouse when the world feels dark.
Listen to a slight change of plans
on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts,
or wherever you get your podcasts. I'll be out here acting like a donkey. Tee-haw, bitch. Tee-haw. It's time for Donkey of the Day.
I'm a big boy, I can take it.
If you feel I deserve it, it ain't no big deal.
I know Charlamagne's got some funny sweet
shit to say out of his mouth.
I say something you may not agree with,
doesn't mean I'm mean.
Who's getting that donkey?
That donkey, that donkey, that donkey, donkey, donkey.
Donkey of the Day right here.
Ah!
That's a breakfast club, bitches.
You can call me the Donkey of the Day,
but like, I mean no harm. Yes, don't get whoa
Why the hell I'm so loud scared myself donkey today for Tuesday
May 6 goes to a Pennsylvania woman named Christina solo Mito Christina solo Mito is 44 years old and she did something that people
Figuratively talk about doing and I wish I could curse on the radio, but I can't but just know
doing and I wish I could curse on the radio but I can't but just know Mickey Minaj wrote a song about doing this to her ops she called it did it on him but
that's the clean version yeah let's hear some of this classic you remember this
right yes that's how the clean version go no it was didn't on him okay
Okay, keep the instrumental going for me. Yes, see all of y'all talk about releasing snake missiles on your apps, but you never
actually released the chocolate hostages, but Christina actually did.
Let's go to NBC 10 Philly for the report, please.
The police chief for Prospect Park says he has seen some road rage cases during his career.
Somebody cuts someone off
get into a heated exchang
drive away. But in this c
was a little more to that
captured on video by a b
shared thousands of times
woman identified Thursday as Christina
Salometo walking to another woman's car.
The 44 year old sits on the hood or not showing the most graphic part of the video, including
when she appeared to defecate on the car.
Salometo was brought to the Prospect Park Police Department Thursday in handcuffs, offering
no remarks.
She faces a number of charges including indecent exposure and depositing waste on a highway.
Imagine how mad you gotta be to weaponize your own digestive system.
Okay, this is biological warfare.
Alright, I respect people who can back the Brown Cadillac out of the garage in public.
Okay, I'm not one of those people.
I am very regular.
8.30am every morning I'm making a tombstone in the water grave here at work.
But if somebody comes in the bathroom or sits in the stall next to me, I can't do it.
I'm a cowboy fan, but I can't take the browns to the Super Bowl if someone else is in the
bathroom with me.
So the fact this woman was able to bake some butt brownies in public on cue, it's impressive.
But I'ma tell you something Christina, the reason you getting the big as he haws is because
according to the police avid David, you said, and I quote,
I wanted to punch her in the face, but I pooped on her car instead and went home.
I would have rather you punched her in the face.
It takes way more energy to pull your pants down and birth a creamy behemoth in public
than it does to punch someone in the face.
Now if Christina allegedly told cops that it was a clean poop I didn't have to wipe.
True quote, for the record there is no such thing as a clean wipe or a clean poop.
When you release the mud monkeys the anal area becomes soil with stool and you gotta
clean it.
Fecal matter contains bacteria and other microorganisms that can cause infections or spread if not
properly cleaned away.
Having residual dookie around the rim of your boonkey can cause discomfort, itching and
irritation whenever the inside of your boonkey itching guarantees you didn't wipe properly.
So there is no clean kills when you push out a sewer snake.
When you launch fudge torpedoes there is always a casualty.
That's all I got. Please let Remy Ma give Christina Solomito
the biggest hee-haw. Hee-haw, hee-haw, you stupid motherf*****, are you dumb?
The amount of effort in which you put that presentation, yes you did, you literally,
boy, like you ate that
That story like Maya Angelou
All right, well thank you for that donkey of the day.
Now when we come back.
Thank you for that dookie of the day.
800-585-1051, what's the most creative excuse
or lie you've used to sneak into a party?
Tell him where this came from, man.
Now this came from Los.
Los is Jess Allaris' camera man.
Last night was the Met Gala.
Of course he wasn't invited.
He didn't make it to the Met Gala,
but he made it to every party.
I mean, Pharrell's party.
He still got his Met Gala clothes on now.
He got on a black turtleneck.
Cause Lois works very hard.
He came right in here at 3.30.
He was on stream last night with Kassanat for over an hour.
Kassanat had no clue who he was.
Pinched, scraped, dressed pants.
He told Kassanat, do you have the audio
of what he told Kastanat?
I told him that.
Shut up.
Do we have the audio?
You gotta turn this mic on.
You have the audio?
He sound drunk.
Well, he told Kastanat last night.
I'd rather have the audio.
We ain't got the audio.
What's your name?
Lois, Carlos.
Carlos, nice to meet you.
Yeah, nice to meet you.
I'm Kastanat.
Kastanat.
Kastanat, yeah.
The first time I said it wrong, I said like,
Kastanat, you didn't go there. The first time I see you is when you. I'm God. God's the man. God's the man, yeah. The first time I said it wrong, I said it like a father.
You didn't go there.
The first time I see you is when you shut down the city.
That was the first time.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, that was a bad day.
That was a bad day.
Yeah, Charlamagne's my cousin, Justin Larius my cousin.
Charlamagne the God?
Yeah, Nick Cannon's my cousin too.
You play breakfast club?
Yeah, I'm with the breakfast club.
Alright, you got motion my boy.
Carlos is not with the breakfast club.
Carlos is not my cousin.
Carlos is with the breakfast club.
So first ball.
That's your cousin.
First ball.
That's your cousin.
First ball.
First ball. First ball. First ball. First ball. First ball. I
Yes, we're definitely related yes, that's actually related for the past four years
He showed us so many videos him walking around name-dropping. Okay, I don't know this man. He said he played
Sexy red came up here you told him my name is Lowe's. Oh, you've been on you definitely proves you know him But you beat oh no, you beat uh, Pharrell and oh no, I'll be somebody
He didn't be Pharrell. He said he lost to the city beat the white guy
I beat somebody in Uno. He didn't beat Pharrell. He said he beat the white guy. He watched. He said the actual one of the owners of Louis Vuitton actually paid for his ride share to
him to get to work this morning. He was trying to hit. He was trying to hit. I'm telling
you. No he didn't. You better go in the bathroom and check. No he didn't. No he didn't.
His poop come right out this morning.
I mean clean.
You could only make no noise.
585151, what's the most creative excuse in life you've used to stick it to a party?
Let's discuss.
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Those were some callers from my call-in podcast,
Therapy Gecko.
It's a show where I take phone calls
from anonymous strangers as a fake gecko therapist
and try to learn a little bit about their lives.
I know that's a weird concept,
but I promise it's very interesting.
Check it out for yourself by searching for Therapy Gecko on the iHeartRadio app, Apple
Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.
Hey, I'm Jay Shetty and I'm the host of the On Purpose podcast and I'm excited for my
next episode with Khloe Kardashian.
God, I've been through so many things that at this point I would rather not feel than
feel because feeling is too much for me to handle. I am Khloe Kardashian. through so many things that at this point, I would rather not feel than feel
because feeling is too much for me to handle.
I am Khloe Kardashian.
Khloe Kardashian, everybody.
Khloe Kardashian.
No one understands how it's, I'm not just a TV show.
Listen to On Purpose with Jay Shetty
on the iHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts,
or wherever you get your podcasts.
This is your girl, T.S. Madison,
and I'm coming to you loud, live, and in color from the Outlaws Podcast. Let me tell you something. wherever you get your podcasts. Lil Nas X, will we ever see a dating show? My next ex. That's actually cute though.
And Chaperone.
I was dropped in 2020 working the drive-thru
and here we are now.
It's a fake show you Tia Beyonce.
I'm going right on the phone and call her.
Listen to Outlaws with Tia Madison starting May 13th
on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts for wherever.
Hey, I'm Dr. Maya Shanker.
I host a podcast called A Slight Change of Plans
that combines behavioral science and storytelling to help us navigate the big changes in our lives.
I get so choked up because I feel like your show and the conversations are what the world needs,
encouraging, empowering, counter-programming that acts like a lighthouse when the world
feels dark.
Listen to a slight change of plans on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever
you get your podcasts.