The Breakfast Club - DONKEY: OnlyFans Model πŸ’© On Car In Road Rage Incident

Episode Date: May 6, 2025

Charlamagne The God Gives Donkey of The Day To A OnlyFans Model Who πŸ’© On Car In Road Rage Incident.  Listen For More!YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BreakfastClubPower1051FMSee omnystudio.co...m/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 I found out I was related to the guy that I was dating. I don't feel emotions correctly. I collect my roommates' toenails and fingernails. Those were some callers from my call-in podcast, Therapy Gecko. It's a show where I take phone calls from anonymous strangers as a fake gecko therapist and try to learn a little bit about their lives. I know that's a weird concept, but I promise it's very interesting. Check it out for yourself by searching for
Starting point is 00:00:26 Therapy gecko on the iHeart radio app Apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts Hey, I'm Jay Shetty And I'm the host of the on purpose podcast and I'm excited for my next episode with Chloe Kardashian God I've been through so many things that at this point I would rather not feel than feel because feeling is too much for me to handle. I am Khloe Kardashian. Khloe Kardashian, everybody.
Starting point is 00:00:50 Khloe Kardashian. No one understands how it's, I'm not just a TV show. Listen to On Purpose with Jay Shetty on the iHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. This is your girl, T.S. Madison, and I'm coming to you loud, live and in color from the Outlaws podcast. or wherever you get your podcasts. Tina knows. Lil Nas X. Will we ever see a dating show? My next ex. That's actually cute though. And Chaperone. I was dropped in 2020, working the drive-thru,
Starting point is 00:01:30 and here we are now. It's a fake show, you Tia BeyoncΓ©. I'm going right on the phone. Call her. Listen to Outlaws with Tia Madison starting May 13th on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you- Hey, I'm Dr. Maya Shankar. I host a podcast called A Slight Change of Plans that combines behavioral science
Starting point is 00:01:48 and storytelling to help us navigate the big changes in our lives. I get so choked up because I feel like your show and the conversations are what the world needs, encouraging, empowering, counter-programming that acts like a lighthouse when the world feels dark. Listen to a slight change of plans on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I'll be out here acting like a donkey. Tee-haw, bitch. Tee-haw. It's time for Donkey of the Day. I'm a big boy, I can take it. If you feel I deserve it, it ain't no big deal.
Starting point is 00:02:28 I know Charlamagne's got some funny sweet shit to say out of his mouth. I say something you may not agree with, doesn't mean I'm mean. Who's getting that donkey? That donkey, that donkey, that donkey, donkey, donkey. Donkey of the Day right here. Ah!
Starting point is 00:02:39 That's a breakfast club, bitches. You can call me the Donkey of the Day, but like, I mean no harm. Yes, don't get whoa Why the hell I'm so loud scared myself donkey today for Tuesday May 6 goes to a Pennsylvania woman named Christina solo Mito Christina solo Mito is 44 years old and she did something that people Figuratively talk about doing and I wish I could curse on the radio, but I can't but just know doing and I wish I could curse on the radio but I can't but just know Mickey Minaj wrote a song about doing this to her ops she called it did it on him but that's the clean version yeah let's hear some of this classic you remember this
Starting point is 00:03:13 right yes that's how the clean version go no it was didn't on him okay Okay, keep the instrumental going for me. Yes, see all of y'all talk about releasing snake missiles on your apps, but you never actually released the chocolate hostages, but Christina actually did. Let's go to NBC 10 Philly for the report, please. The police chief for Prospect Park says he has seen some road rage cases during his career. Somebody cuts someone off get into a heated exchang drive away. But in this c
Starting point is 00:03:53 was a little more to that captured on video by a b shared thousands of times woman identified Thursday as Christina Salometo walking to another woman's car. The 44 year old sits on the hood or not showing the most graphic part of the video, including when she appeared to defecate on the car. Salometo was brought to the Prospect Park Police Department Thursday in handcuffs, offering
Starting point is 00:04:24 no remarks. She faces a number of charges including indecent exposure and depositing waste on a highway. Imagine how mad you gotta be to weaponize your own digestive system. Okay, this is biological warfare. Alright, I respect people who can back the Brown Cadillac out of the garage in public. Okay, I'm not one of those people. I am very regular. 8.30am every morning I'm making a tombstone in the water grave here at work.
Starting point is 00:04:50 But if somebody comes in the bathroom or sits in the stall next to me, I can't do it. I'm a cowboy fan, but I can't take the browns to the Super Bowl if someone else is in the bathroom with me. So the fact this woman was able to bake some butt brownies in public on cue, it's impressive. But I'ma tell you something Christina, the reason you getting the big as he haws is because according to the police avid David, you said, and I quote, I wanted to punch her in the face, but I pooped on her car instead and went home. I would have rather you punched her in the face.
Starting point is 00:05:18 It takes way more energy to pull your pants down and birth a creamy behemoth in public than it does to punch someone in the face. Now if Christina allegedly told cops that it was a clean poop I didn't have to wipe. True quote, for the record there is no such thing as a clean wipe or a clean poop. When you release the mud monkeys the anal area becomes soil with stool and you gotta clean it. Fecal matter contains bacteria and other microorganisms that can cause infections or spread if not properly cleaned away.
Starting point is 00:05:49 Having residual dookie around the rim of your boonkey can cause discomfort, itching and irritation whenever the inside of your boonkey itching guarantees you didn't wipe properly. So there is no clean kills when you push out a sewer snake. When you launch fudge torpedoes there is always a casualty. That's all I got. Please let Remy Ma give Christina Solomito the biggest hee-haw. Hee-haw, hee-haw, you stupid motherf*****, are you dumb? The amount of effort in which you put that presentation, yes you did, you literally, boy, like you ate that
Starting point is 00:06:32 That story like Maya Angelou All right, well thank you for that donkey of the day. Now when we come back. Thank you for that dookie of the day. 800-585-1051, what's the most creative excuse or lie you've used to sneak into a party? Tell him where this came from, man. Now this came from Los.
Starting point is 00:06:59 Los is Jess Allaris' camera man. Last night was the Met Gala. Of course he wasn't invited. He didn't make it to the Met Gala, but he made it to every party. I mean, Pharrell's party. He still got his Met Gala clothes on now. He got on a black turtleneck.
Starting point is 00:07:14 Cause Lois works very hard. He came right in here at 3.30. He was on stream last night with Kassanat for over an hour. Kassanat had no clue who he was. Pinched, scraped, dressed pants. He told Kassanat, do you have the audio of what he told Kastanat? I told him that.
Starting point is 00:07:26 Shut up. Do we have the audio? You gotta turn this mic on. You have the audio? He sound drunk. Well, he told Kastanat last night. I'd rather have the audio. We ain't got the audio.
Starting point is 00:07:36 What's your name? Lois, Carlos. Carlos, nice to meet you. Yeah, nice to meet you. I'm Kastanat. Kastanat. Kastanat, yeah. The first time I said it wrong, I said like,
Starting point is 00:07:44 Kastanat, you didn't go there. The first time I see you is when you. I'm God. God's the man. God's the man, yeah. The first time I said it wrong, I said it like a father. You didn't go there. The first time I see you is when you shut down the city. That was the first time. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, that was a bad day. That was a bad day. Yeah, Charlamagne's my cousin, Justin Larius my cousin. Charlamagne the God?
Starting point is 00:07:52 Yeah, Nick Cannon's my cousin too. You play breakfast club? Yeah, I'm with the breakfast club. Alright, you got motion my boy. Carlos is not with the breakfast club. Carlos is not my cousin. Carlos is with the breakfast club. So first ball.
Starting point is 00:08:00 That's your cousin. First ball. That's your cousin. First ball. First ball. First ball. First ball. First ball. First ball. I Yes, we're definitely related yes, that's actually related for the past four years He showed us so many videos him walking around name-dropping. Okay, I don't know this man. He said he played Sexy red came up here you told him my name is Lowe's. Oh, you've been on you definitely proves you know him But you beat oh no, you beat uh, Pharrell and oh no, I'll be somebody
Starting point is 00:08:42 He didn't be Pharrell. He said he lost to the city beat the white guy I beat somebody in Uno. He didn't beat Pharrell. He said he beat the white guy. He watched. He said the actual one of the owners of Louis Vuitton actually paid for his ride share to him to get to work this morning. He was trying to hit. He was trying to hit. I'm telling you. No he didn't. You better go in the bathroom and check. No he didn't. No he didn't. His poop come right out this morning. I mean clean. You could only make no noise. 585151, what's the most creative excuse in life you've used to stick it to a party?
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Starting point is 00:09:49 Therapy Gecko. It's a show where I take phone calls from anonymous strangers as a fake gecko therapist and try to learn a little bit about their lives. I know that's a weird concept, but I promise it's very interesting. Check it out for yourself by searching for Therapy Gecko on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.
Starting point is 00:10:11 Hey, I'm Jay Shetty and I'm the host of the On Purpose podcast and I'm excited for my next episode with Khloe Kardashian. God, I've been through so many things that at this point I would rather not feel than feel because feeling is too much for me to handle. I am Khloe Kardashian. through so many things that at this point, I would rather not feel than feel because feeling is too much for me to handle. I am Khloe Kardashian. Khloe Kardashian, everybody. Khloe Kardashian.
Starting point is 00:10:31 No one understands how it's, I'm not just a TV show. Listen to On Purpose with Jay Shetty on the iHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. This is your girl, T.S. Madison, and I'm coming to you loud, live, and in color from the Outlaws Podcast. Let me tell you something. wherever you get your podcasts. Lil Nas X, will we ever see a dating show? My next ex. That's actually cute though. And Chaperone. I was dropped in 2020 working the drive-thru
Starting point is 00:11:09 and here we are now. It's a fake show you Tia Beyonce. I'm going right on the phone and call her. Listen to Outlaws with Tia Madison starting May 13th on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts for wherever. Hey, I'm Dr. Maya Shanker. I host a podcast called A Slight Change of Plans that combines behavioral science and storytelling to help us navigate the big changes in our lives.
Starting point is 00:11:31 I get so choked up because I feel like your show and the conversations are what the world needs, encouraging, empowering, counter-programming that acts like a lighthouse when the world feels dark. Listen to a slight change of plans on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

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