The Breakfast Club - DONKEY: Pee Wee Florida Man Arrested For Exposing Himself & Masturbating In Public

Episode Date: June 7, 2024

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or wherever you get your podcasts. It's time for Donkey of the Day. We in the Bronx! We can just walk in the background! Suck my... Y'all not shutting us down! We in the car course when it comes! The craziest people in America come from the Bronx and all the... Why does the Sunshine State consistently produce such strange news?

If I catch y'all ass in traffic, I whip her, my genie out, y'all don't suck it. It is just one of the many wacky news stories out of Florida. On The Breakfast Club. Why I just caught Kodak in there, man? Kodak said, if I catch you out in traffic, I'm whipping my Jimmy out, and y'all going to suck it. Man, dropping a clue bomb for Kodak Black. Boy, Kodak a wild boy.

Don't get a date for Friday, June 7th. Goes to a Florida man named xavier peewee herns now what does your uncle charla always say about the great state of florida say it with me the craziest people in america come from the bronx and all of florida and today is no exception now peewee has been arrested after he allegedly was exposing his ball-headed giggle stick to multiple shoppers while at target and walmart first of, both of those institutions are supposed to be safe spaces. Dropping the clues bombs for Walmart and Target. Two places of peace.

Walmart in particular. If you read my first book, Black Privilege, you read me speak to, you read about me speaking to how much Walmart means to someone like me. I grew up in a small rural area, Moncks Corner, South Carolina, 843 all day. That's all we had, you know, after midnight. So the last thing I want when I'm walking around Walmart is for someone to be flashing their blue vein custard chucker at customers. Okay. Now see, according to Fox 35 Orlando, Lil Pee Wee exposed himself at least two times in one week. All right. Deputies met with a woman who claimed that Xavier Pee Wee Hearns had been staring at her and touching himself in a neighborhood Walmart. I literally had somebody tell me that yesterday.

Nyla sitting right there. Nyla, tell what happened yesterday to you if I'm making this up. Yesterday, I was on a Zoom call in Starbucks around 14th Street and a homeless man came in and started jacking off in his pants, like, right behind me. Shaking hands with the milkman in Starbucks. To do that in a place like Starbucks where people are asking for extra cream

is psychopath behavior. That's crazy. Okay? But back to Lil Pee Wee out here flashing his Lil Wee Wee. Alright? Lil Pee Wee, Lil Wee Wee. Now, now, now, I don't know if it's little or not. Okay, pause.

All I'm saying is his name is Pee-wee. So I'm just assuming. All right, now, I don't want to trigger anyone out there who has a bite-sized baloney pony. In fact, for everyone in the petite penis population, here's a little something you can say whenever your Captain Winky is the topic of discussion. In fact, let me show some compassion also to women out there who are in love with men with cute little Chico sticks. We're going to talk to y'all in just one second. But don't refer to it as small. Just say it's a rare miniature and in high demand.

Small is insulting. Use words like cute, cute petite slugger slug is cool you know the little bats no maybe millimeter monster all right that would give me some confidence all i'm saying is you know peewee you clearly picked the wrong crime to be committing with a name like peewee i would think that if you are a person who likes to go around exposing your sexual organs to people you would be doing it because you got something you think the world would like to see. You probably should be doing porn.

But in case that's not your calling, I would think you would flash people something they actually want to observe. Now, Xavier Pee Wee Hearns is being held at the Charlotte County Jail without bond. Damn! He can't get no bond? Not even a small

one? A little something? Listen, anyone who may have been exposed to Pee Wee's little liquidator is asked to call the Sheriff's Office at 941-639-2101. I'm not making this up. If you have been exposed to Pee Wee's little penis, you are being

asked to call the Sheriff's Office at 941-639-2101. Please give Xavier Peewee Hearns... Damn, I want to say the biggest hee-haw, but that don't feel right. I want to guess the biggest hee-haw. Now let's play a game of Guess What Raciness! All right, Xavier Peewee Hearns from Florida was arrested

for exposing his penis in Target and Walmart. DJ Envy, Guess What Race It Is. Oh, man. I'm stuck. The walls. You just

nasty. Freaky ass nigga. You just disgusting, bro. I'm going to go white. Okay, okay, okay. It's a small pee-pee. Just hilarious. Xavier Pee-wee Hearns from Florida was arrested for exposing his penis in Target and Walmart. Guess what race he is?

Asian. Okay, okay. I guess not. Okay, okay. All is. Asian. Okay, okay. I guess not. Okay, okay. All right. Okay. Very stereotypical of you both.

Right? First of all. What would you be? Do you want to see his mugshot? Yeah. Jess Hilarious, DJ Envy. Both of you are absolutely incorrect. What is he? Xavier Pee Wee Hearns is black.

Not there. Damn is black. Damn. Damn. Damn. Okay. Florida black, too. Damn. All right. Damn.

Okay. He need that he all because boy, what? Out here spreading them false stereotypes of people. Shut up. And. What? First of all, where Mac at? Mac don't want to come in here now, huh?

Come here, Mac. Come here, Mac. I do know one, one Asian with a big penis. What's his name? Timothy DeLaGhetto. Okay. Now, you know how Mac, Mac. I don't know why.

Why what? Why what? I heard you heard about this. I heard. No, Jess is lying. Tell us what your story is, Jess. I don't do no lying. Jessica Rob Moore don't do no lying.

So, first of all, if you ain't see it, you heard about it. Because it was all around the camp. Now you don't know nothing. Now you don't know nothing. Wild in. Wild in. Wild in. Wild in. Wild in. Wild in. Wild in. Wild in't know nothing. Wild N. He showed me. Wild N. He showed me what it was.

He showed me. Y'all some clams. Hold on. Timmy David Gallo should be in jail right now. He exposed himself to you. Hey, yo. No, no. I had to see it.

Like, I really had to see it. Because I was like, oh, because we was cool. We ain't never do nothing. But we was cool. And I was like, I made a joke about all Asians being, you know, having small fingers. And he was like, yeah, all right, not me. And I was like, yeah, yeah joke about all Asians being, you know, having small fingers. And he was like, yeah, all right, not me. And I was like, yeah, all right, let me see. And he showed me, and I was like, damn.

And then Mac asked you about it. And then Mac asked, Mac ran in, and Mac wanted to look. No, don't add me in your Gusman Gates stuff right now. I don't give a damn what no guy is carrying. So the next day, I told everybody, and nobody could believe it. The only people who didn't care was Chico, Carlos, and DC. But everybody else cared. They was like, hold up.

Don't you dare. I don't care about no man's package. Even when Amazon couldn't come to my house, I don't even care what he got. I don't be like, yo, whatever, drop it off, bro. I don't give a damn about no package. Even Nick couldn't believe it i write with pencils because i don't write pen is nowhere i don't damn i don't damn don't add no pause even nick no even nick couldn't believe it yo nobody could believe it well let's talk to let's talk to the ladies for a second, because it is Friday, so you know what that means. It's Freaky, Freaky, Freaky Friday.

Are you a young woman out there or a woman out there that is dating someone from the petite penis population? You love him. You love him. But he's lacking in that area. You love him. But you know that he's lacking in that area. He is a part of the petite penis population. So what is the question?

But you love him. How do you tell him? How do you tell him? Or do you tell him? I just want to know how you're coping. I just want to be a safe space for you this morning. I know that you don't really have a shoulder to cry on. I just want to help them cope with what they're dealing with this morning. That's all.

885-105-1WOMEN. Ladies out there. So he's trying to see. So you're trying to ask women like How do you tell a man His penis is small How do you just deal With the situation You love a man

I was about to say Because if you have to Tell him You don't have to tell him He already know The question is Is it too small for you If it's too small for you

How do you tell him It's too small for you I like that Damn 800-585-1051 Ladies if you're Dealing with this You want to vent a little bit.

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Bullets. Listen to Escape from Zaka-stan. That's Escape from Z-A-Q-a-stan on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. As a kid, I really do remember having these dreams and visions, but you just don't know what is going to come for you. Alicia shares her wisdom on growth, gratitude, and the power of love.

I forgive myself. It's okay. Have grace with yourself. You're trying your best, and you're going to figure out the rhythm of this thing. Alicia Keys, like you've never heard her before. Listen to On Purpose with Jay Shetty on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey guys, I'm Kate Max. You might know me from my popular online series, The Running Interview Show, where I run with celebrities, athletes, entrepreneurs,

and more. After those runs, the conversations keep going. That's what my podcast, Post Run High, is all about. It's a chance to sit down with my guests and dive even deeper into their stories, their journeys, and the thoughts that arise once we've hit the pavement together. Listen to Post Run High on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, what's up? This is Ramses Jha. And I go by the name Q Ward. And we'd like you to join us each week for our show Civic Cipher. That's right. We discuss social issues,

especially those that affect black and brown people, but in a way that informs and empowers all people. We discuss everything from prejudice to politics to police violence, and we try to give you the tools to create positive change in your home, workplace, and social circle. We're going to learn how to become better allies to each other. So join us each Saturday for Civic Cipher on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

Hey, y'all. Nimany here. I'm the host of a brand new history podcast for kids and families or wherever you get your podcast. Hey, y'all. Niminy here. I'm the host of a brand new history podcast for kids and families called Historical Records. Executive produced by Questlove, The Story Pirates, and John Glickman, Historical Records brings history to life through hip-hop. Flash, slam, another one gone. Bash, bam, another one gone.

The crack of the bat and another one gone. The tip of the cap, there's another one gone. Bash, bam, another one gone. The crack of the bat and another one gone. The tip of the cap, there's another one gone. Each episode is about a different inspiring figure from history. Like this one about Claudette Colvin, a 15-year-old girl in Alabama who refused to give up her seat on the city bus nine whole months before Rosa Parks did the same thing. Check it. And it began with me.

Did you know, did you know? I wouldn't give up my seat. months before Rosa Parks did the same thing. Check it. Get the kids in your life excited about history by tuning in to Historical Records. Because in order to make history, you have to make some noise. Listen to Historical Records on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.