The Breakfast Club - DONKEY: Playboy Model Bribes Federal Agent $5k To Get Her BF Out Of Jail

Episode Date: March 29, 2024

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Hey guys, I'm Kate Max. You might know me from my popular online series, The Running Interview Show, where I run with celebrities, athletes, entrepreneurs, and more. After those runs, the conversations keep going. That's what my podcast, Post Run High, is all about. It's a chance to sit down with my guests and dive even deeper into their stories, their journeys, and the thoughts that arise once we've hit the pavement together. Listen to Post Run High on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. own? I planted the flag. This is mine. I own this. It's surprisingly easy. 55 gallons of water,

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and families called Historical Records. Executive produced by Questlove, The Story Pirates, and John Glickman, Historical Records brings history to life through hip-hop. Flash, slam, another one gone. Bash, bam, another one gone. The crack of the bat and another one gone.

The tip of the cap, there's another one gone. Each episode is about a different, inspiring figure from history. Like this one about Claudette Colvin, a 15-year-old girl in Alabama who refused to give up her seat on the city bus nine whole months before Rosa Parks did the same thing. Check it. And it began with me. Did you know, did you know? I wouldn't give up my seat.

Nine months before Rosa, it was called a moment. Get the kids in your life excited about history by tuning in to Historical Records. Because in order to make history, you have to make some noise. Listen to Historical Records on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hello, my undeadly darlings. It's Teresa, your resident ghost host. And do I have a treat for you. Haunting is crawling out from the shadows, and it's going to be devilishly good. We've got chills, thrills, and stories that'll make you wish the lights stayed on. So join me, won't you?

Let's dive into the eerie unknown together. Sleep tight, if you can. Listen to Haunting on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. It's time for Donkey of the Day. It's a read, but you're so good at it. You're trying to be a fake-ass Charlemagne. There's only one Charlemagne in the world. Damn, Charlemagne.

Who you give a Donkey of the Day to, man? Well, Sexy Red, Donkey of the Day for Friday, March 29th, goes to a woman named Shannon Teresa Marie Swartz. She is a Playboy model. Yes, that Playboy. I don't know exactly what that means to be a Playboy model. I assume she's been in a Playboy or two, and she has posed in a bikini on the cover of maxim magazine yes maxim new zealand uh back in december but we

need to have a discussion this morning about just how far a woman should go for her man now shannon who i will keep telling you as a playboy model has a boyfriend and her boyfriend's name is will helm lewis huntzinger he was charged with being a felon in possession of 205 rounds of remitting 223 caliber ammunition and some drugs and other stuff and he's incarcerated in the honolulu federal detention center now channing clearly loves her man and is willing to do anything to get her man out but if i was her man i wouldn't want her to offer what she offered to get him out no no no see ladies was her man i wouldn't want her to offer what she offered to get him out no no no see ladies as a man i don't want you to do anything that is going to possibly cause you

to be in the same situation that i'm in and in this case it's jail and i definitely don't want you giving away what you gave away see shannon made a bribe to one of the officers what do you think a playboy playmate would offer this federal officer in exchange for releasing her man let me tell you a story then shannon offered the agent blank to help him persuade the judge to release her boyfriend the agent says he received numerous missed calls text messages and voicemails from shannon shannon told the agent that she was referred to him as someone who could handle a situation for a high profileprofile inmate. Shannon, who was a Playboy playmate, told the agent that she was trying to secure her boyfriend's release and asked the agent to meet with him so he could see she was serious

and she could give him what she had for him. Ladies, this isn't the way. I appreciate the help, but do you really believe your boyfriend would be okay with this? This is why you tell men when they go to jail, don't worry about what's going on outside, okay? You can't control what your woman wants to give someone while you really believe your boyfriend would be okay with this this is why you tell men when they go to jail don't worry about what's going on outside okay you can't control what your woman wants to give someone while you locked up you will drive yourself crazy trying to control what a woman wants to give someone while you locked up and i damn sure don't want you giving things to other men okay saying you're doing it for me shannon allegedly text the agent i can help with whatever you need not sure what your services cost.

You paying him to service you? First of all, that's trafficking. Okay. And you know what the agent did after she texted? He opened a formal investigation into Shannon Hot Ass. Okay. I guess Shannon didn't know it was an open investigation because she was too busy trying to open something else. The Playboy Playmate, Shannon, allegedly continued to contact the agent.

Despite the agent informing her, I can't do nothing to help in regards to securing her boyfriend's release. But she's a Playboy Playmate. Did the cover of Maxim. So the agent agreed to meet with Shannon. Also, because Shannon wouldn't stop trying to throw it at the agent. The agent said she was persistent in asking for help now uh this is when the agent was either trying to set her up or she was wearing him down because the agent told shannon that he would have to continue communicating with her on his personal phone now i'm joking he was just

trying to set her up because it was actually an undercover undercover government device to monitor their conversations and during a meeting between the playboy playmate and the agent she allegedly offered to give the agent this bribe so he could ask a judge he was friends with to help aid the release of her boyfriend and she told the agent i'll give you some now and give you some of my boyfriend's release now what would you tell your boyfriend what okay what man would be okay with that? Evie, would you be okay with your woman doing that? No. Jess, would you do that for your man?

No. Ladies, we love y'all, but don't be giving up what's ours to get me out. Shannon then arranged a second meeting with the agent. How many dates they gonna go on? This is too much. Mm. And at the airport, she gave him some. Remember she promised

I'll give you some now And then some when he gets out Right But I thought They were investigating Right So he's having trouble That was part of the investigation

To see if she would really do it Do what? What did she do? You never said it yo You got us on a tip Like what's going on Pause I mean yeah

What did you say earlier? Head No No no no no Fallatio No no no Oral No on a tip. What's going on? What did you say earlier? Head. No. No, no, no, no. Fallatio. No, no, no, no. Oral. No. Back shots. Butt. What's up? Get your mind off the gutter. She was offering

him money. Okay, $5,000. She gave him $2,500. Oh, she banned. She gave him $2,500 at the airport and after the meeting, she was arrested and charged with one count of bribery of a public official and one count of obstruction of justice and she's barred from communicating with her boyfriend. Oh yeah, you asked what I do that for. Yeah, I do that for my man.

It's illegal, Jess. You can't bribe a federal agent. Oh my God, I thought it was like allegedly. Get your mind out the gutter. Yeah, that's what I'm like. No. You kept saying playmate, playmate, playmate, playmate. Right, so that's what we're thinking. She's a playboy playmate. She couldn't wait to open her bank account.

That is not your business. I can't believe y'all. Y'all need to get your mind off the gutter. Y'all got kids. Grow up. Please give Shannon, Teresa Marie Schwartz, the biggest hee-haw. I can't believe these people.

You said open up. Open up her bank account. Put your little seductive voice on. You put your little seductive voice on. He know how he try to make it sound like I'll give you something. Yes, money. Nobody says I'll give you some money like that. So it don't even matter to share Playboy Playmeet. It don't matter.

Well, it matters if you're a good storyteller. Yeah, you're a clown, though. Yeah, because you really funny. Now, I wonder if she would have offered that if the agent would have said, you know what? Maybe. Right. Possible. Damn, so now both of them in jail.

Both of them. Both of them locked up. Both of them. So now their mama got to come get them. Right. Their mama got to offer something, I guess. Yeah, she ain't got no money. She probably ain't got no money.

She probably be like, I got something else. Take them dentures out and get to work. Yeah. See how old her mama is, though. Yeah, she ain't got no money. She probably ain't got no money. She probably be like, I got something else. Take them dentures out and get to work. Yeah. See how old her mama is, though. Oh, man. All right, well, thank you for that donkey today.

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Had enough of this country? Ever dreamt about starting your own? I planted the flag. This is mine. I own this. It's surprisingly easy. 55 gallons of water, 500 pounds of concrete. Or maybe not.

No country willingly gives up their territory. Oh my God. What is that? Bullets. Listen to Escape from Zaka-stan. We need help! That's Escape from Z-A-Q-a-stan on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts,

or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey guys, I'm Kate Max. You might know me from my popular online series, The Running Interview Show, where I run with celebrities, athletes, entrepreneurs, and more. After those runs, the conversations keep going. That's what my podcast, Post High is all about. It's a chance to sit down with my guests and dive even deeper into their stories, their journeys, and the thoughts that arise once we've hit the pavement together. Listen to Post Run High on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts,

or wherever you get your podcasts. As a kid, I really do remember having these dreams and visions, but you just don't know what is going to come for you. Alicia shares her wisdom on growth, gratitude, and the power of love. I forgive myself.

It's okay. Have grace with yourself. You're trying your best and you're going to figure out the rhythm of this thing. Alicia Keys, like you've never heard her before. Listen to On Purpose with Jay Shetty on the iheart radio app apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts

hey y'all niminy here i'm the host of a brand new history podcast for kids and families called historical records executive produced by quest love theates, and John Glickman, Historical Records brings history to life through hip-hop. Flash, slam, another one gone. Bash, bam, another one gone. The crack of the bat and another one gone. The tip of the cap, there's another one gone. Each episode is about a different inspiring figure from history.

Like this one about Claudette Colvin, a 15-year year old girl in Alabama who refused to give up her seat on the city bus nine whole months before Rosa Parks did the same thing. Check it. And it began with me. Did you know, did you know? I wouldn't give up my seat.

Nine months before Rosa, it was Claudette Colvin. Get the kids in your life excited about history by tuning in to Historical Records. Because in order to make history, you have to make some noise. Listen to Historical Records on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hello, my undeadly darlings. It's Teresa, your resident ghost host. And do I have a treat for you. Haunting is crawling out from the shadows, and it's going to be devilishly good.

We've got chills, thrills, and stories that'll make you wish the lights stayed on. So join me, won't you? Let's dive into the eerie unknown together. Sleep tight, if you can. Listen to Haunting on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.