The Breakfast Club - DONKEY: Police Find Nearly $1M Worth Of Stolen Jewelry In Thief's Stomach

Episode Date: March 17, 2025

Charlamagne Tha God Gives Donkey of The Day To A Thief Who Swallows Nearly $1M Worth Of Diamond Earrings. Listen For More!YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BreakfastClubPower1051FMSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In Mississippi, Yazoo Clay keeps secrets. Seven thousand bodies out there or more. A forgotten asylum cemetery. It was my family's mystery. Shame, guilt, propriety. Something keeps it all buried deep until it's not. I'm Larisen Campbell and this is Under Yazoo Clay. Listen on the iHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

Have you ever wondered if your pet is lying to you? Why is my cat not here? And I go in and she's eating my lunch. Or if hypnotism is real? You will use a suggestion in order to enhance your cognitive control. But what's inside a black hole? Black holes could be a consequence of the way that we understand the universe. Well, we have answers for you in the new iHeart Original Podcast, Science Stuff. Join me or Hitcham as we answer questions about animals, space, our brains,

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I wanted a way to figure out how to do something that I loved for the rest of my life. Join me as we uncover innovations in data and analytics, the math and the ever important creative spark, the magic. Listen to math and magic, stories from the frontiers of marketing on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcast. Our iHeartRadio Music Awards are coming back Monday March 17th on Fox, starring Bad Bunny, Glowrilla, Kenny Chesney, Money Long, Nellie, your host, I Heart Radio, LL Cool J.

Are you guys ready to have some fun tonight? Plus I Heart Innovator Award recipient, Lady Gaga, I Heart Icon Award recipient, Moriah Carey, and I Heart Breakthrough Award recipient, Gracie Abrams. Watch live on Fox, Monday, March 17th. At 8, 7 Central. They called Donkey of the Day and it really caught me off guard.

Damn, Solomon, who got the donkey of the day today? Well, Donkey of the Day for Monday, March 17th goes to 32-year-old Jaython Gilder of Houston, Texas. Now, full disclosure, this story happened a couple of weeks ago, but the reason I'm bringing this up now is because I need an update. Okay, I need to know what happened

to these $769,000 earrings that Jaythin allegedly robbed from Tiffany and Company Jewelry. Now let the record show this story happened in Florida, Orlando to be exact, but since Jaythin isn't from Florida, I'm not gonna put this on y'all, Sunshine State, but since Jaython isn't from Florida, I'm not going to put this on y'all Sunshine State, but just know Jaython was down there for just a little while and he participated in some Florida foolishness. Okay now according to an arrest affidavit reviewed by CBS News,

Jaython presented, Jaython pretended to represent a professional basketball player. Okay he went in there cosplaying as Rich Paul and he told staff that his name was Sean and he was negotiating a sale on behalf of a player on the Orlando Magic basketball team by the way he picked the right team because I guarantee you people in Orlando can't name more than one player on the Magic okay I know Paulo Bunchero better not say his name too loud because Trump will try to have him deported I know a contiguous Caldwell Pope but that's because he played for the ladies and nuggets and one ring for both.

I believe Cole Anthony plays for the magic and the white dude who's been winning the dunk contest the last few years, he's on the magic this year too, but he don't count because they just stick him on a roster so he can participate in the dunk contest. He not all the way on the team. You're on the team like a little bit, a little bit just when it's around all star weekend.

There you go. Yes. So if you're going to say you represent a player on an NBA team, then magic is a safe bet. Okay. Won't be too many questions asked. Where did the story go from there though? Well, let's go to Fox 35 Orlando for the report, please. Here is the X-ray. You're looking at just over 13 carats of diamonds

inside Jaythin Gilder's stomach. That's almost $800,000. Video shows the 32-year-old checking out the Tiffany and Co. jewels at the Mall of Millennia Wednesday before snatching two pairs of earrings and booking it. This employee was reportedly injured, trying to stop him from leaving the store.

OPD says he made it to a car and was headed for Texas when FHP arrested him in Washington County. That's when troopers say he swallowed the stolen goods. From swipes to smash and grabs, records show Gilder has been arrested multiple times for theft. Rings to Rolexes, the target, always expensive jewelry. This man really tried to turn himself into a human safe deposit box okay. Jason this isn't what the kids have in mind when they say you ate that okay. This man swallowed a pair of seven hundred and sixty nine thousand dollar earrings. Look I don't understand why people go this hard pretending okay.

If you're going to go out of your way to pretend to be someone who represents an NBA player come up with this elaborate scheme know where you're going know what you your way to pretend to be someone who represents an NBA player come up with this elaborate scheme Know where you're going know what you're gonna say when you get there If you can do all of that, then you can go for a lot of job application Okay, you can come up with a business plan and I've said to you all a million times There is no right way to do the wrong thing And if you can spend time and energy on doing something wrong, then you can spend time and energy on doing something, right? It's that simple for me. Okay, it's one thing to just be a lazy bum with

no drive, but it's another to have the drive, but spend that time doing something dumb. Now, the reason I'm bringing this story up again is because I need to know how it ended. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. I know he was charged with grand theft in the first degree and robbery with a mask. I know he was charged in a near identical robbery from a Tiffany & Company store back in 2022. I know he is being held on 48 separate failure to appear warrants but how did this story end? See wise elders in my life have told me in regards to trouble this too shall pass and that applies to your vows as well. Okay, see there is no such thing as a successful crime when your escape plan involves digestion.

When a man turns himself into a walking, talking treasure chest by swallowing over $700,000 in jewelry, you just have to wait for nature to take his course. And I got questions. Who was the detective assigned to this case that had to wait to collect the evidence? Do the earrings go back to Tiffany's and can you completely wash fecal matter off diamonds? If I see those diamonds in the case and say those diamonds are the sh- guess what? Whether I know it or not, I mean that literally. Okay, digging through this man's feces to collect this evidence is the worst treasure hunt ever. Will these diamonds cut this man's bunkie

when he poops them out? Will Tiffany's get their merchandise back and label it lightly used? In prison, will his nickname be Little Jewelry Box or Bling Bling Butt? And if he doesn't tell other inmates those diamonds not in him anymore, how many inmates gonna want

to go on a treasure hunt of their own? As if they need another reason to get in your ass in jail. I have so many questions that need answers and I will be here patiently waiting on updates. In the meantime, please give Jaython Gilder the sweet sounds of the day You are the donkey of the day Yeehaw It's never that serious, but I do have questions. Update me please.

Well I don't know if you realize, but people can swallow a lot of things and it actually poops out. I know this. In my book, Real Life, Real Love, we talk about the time my daughter ate a penny. And I had to do the same thing. She pooped out like nine, like she pooped. So every time you poop you gotta go through the pamper. And I had to go through each pamper to see if I found that penny. And after the eleventh time I found that penny,

but when I called the doctor to see if she would actually pass it, they was like, yeah, people pass all types of stuff. Like, people pass nails, people pass dollars, people pass coins, people pass diamonds. But that's your daughter. Swallowed a penny, I'm sure by accident. This is a grown ass man who went to go swallow diamonds on purpose.

You wouldn't fish it out? I got questions. I want to know how it ended. There's more to the story wouldn't fish it out? I got questions. I wanna know how this, I wanna know how it ended. There's more to the story. I was fishing out $700,000. I was saying $200,000. Yeah, all right. I'll be a surgeon that day.

And if it ain't coming out, we gonna open his stomach. What's up? Well, I don't know if you can open his stomach. Well, I guess you can. You hear what I'm saying? It'd probably be easier to let it come out the butt than to go in his stomach. Nah, let it out the butt.

Yeah. You're probably giving him all types of laxatives and just let it, pfft. You just wait there by the hole? Would you wait by the hole? But you can't, he can't go in the toilet. You gotta, you gotta. Yeah, you gotta wait by the hole.

Would you? What I'm saying, would you? I'm laughing at your simple question. Would you wait by the hole? No, I wouldn't wait by the hole. You wouldn't? Well, if I had to get to 700,000. You gotta wait by the hole.

I don't care what position you have, your legs up, spread them, let's get it. I don't wanna say it. Put on the goggles, put a haz your legs up spread them. Let's get it Come on Would you know I'm doing okay I get that down in. I'm cool. Well thank you for that donkey. In Mississippi, Yazoo Clay keeps secrets. Seven thousand bodies out there. Or more.

A forgotten asylum cemetery. It was my family's mystery. Shame, guilt, propriety, something keeps it all buried deep until it's not. I'm Larisen Campbell and this is Under Yazoo Clay. Listen on the iHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Have you ever wondered if your pet is lying to you? Why is my cat not here? Am I going and she's eating my lunch? Or if hypnotism is real? You will use a suggestion in order to enhance your cognitive control.

But what's inside a black hole? Black holes could be a consequence of the way that we understand the universe. Well, we have answers for you in the new iHeart original podcast, Science Stuff. Join me, or Hitcham, as we answer questions about animals, space, our brains, and our bodies. So give yourself permission to be a science geek and listen to Science Stuff on the iHeart video app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hi, I'm Bob Pitman, Chairman and CEO of iHeart Media. I'm excited to share my podcast with you,

Math and Magic, Stories from the Frontiers of Marketing. Make sure to check out my recent episode with legendary musician and philanthropist, Jewel. I didn't want a million dollars, I wanted a career. I wanted a way to figure out how to do something that I loved for the rest of my life. Join me as we uncover innovations in data and analytics, the math, and the ever importantimportant creative spark, the magic.

Listen to Math and Magic, stories from the frontiers of marketing on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. Our iHeartRadio Music Awards are coming back Monday, March 17th on Fox, starring Bad Bunny, Glowrilla, Kenny Chesney, Money Long, Nellie, your host, I Heart Radio, LL Cool J, are you guys ready to have some fun tonight? Plus I Heart Innovator Award recipient Lady Gaga, I Heart Icon Award recipient Mariah Carey, and I Heart Breakthrough Award recipient Gracie Abrams. Watch live on Fox, Monday March 17th at 8, 7 Central.