The Breakfast Club - DONKEY: Sean Evans Breaks Up With Porn Star Melissa Stratton Over Media Attention

Episode Date: February 16, 2024

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You are a donkey. I'll show you how to act a donkey. Everything that Charlamagne is saying is true. Yes, donkey of the day for Friday, February 16th goes to the co-creator and host of an amazing show called Hot Ones. Yes, I'm talking about Sean Evans. Drop on the clues bombs for Hot Ones. Okay. I like Sean Evans.

I've done Hot Ones before. Fantastic show. He's always shown me love and respect. But when there's an opportunity to have a teachable moment via Donkey of the Day, I must use it. And today's lesson is about peer pressure. Okay. I've gotten on this radio and told y'all over and over and over again that most people wake up every day and don't even know how to feel. They literally go on social media and look at what everybody else is saying and then they base their opinion on whatever the majority of people are saying about the person, place, or thing being spoken of. Okay, in 2024, most people don't have feelings.

They have narratives okay y'all sheep don't know what to feel in this situation is an example of that and that's why i'm disappointed in this situation because i don't know sean personally but he's never struck me as a follower but he allegedly broke up with his porn star girlfriend because she's a swallower okay yes his ex-girlfriend is a porn star named melissa scratton i don't watch a lot of professional porn like i used to red you familiar yeah red shook his head defiantly yes and then it was like nah nah nah nah nah nah i might be on camera nick you familiar you're not familiar okay okay um i enjoy more of the homemade stuff on pornhub okay it's a rawness to it that i enjoy the professional stuff it's a little too refined for me but apparently according to tm TMZ, Sean and Melissa just started kicking it in the fall, and then they met in person at the end of the year. Also, according to TMZ, they traveled everywhere together and

even attended the Super Bowl together because she's a huge Kansas City Chiefs fan. Oh, you like to like this, Sean. If you're spending money on Super Bowl tickets, okay, because that's her favorite sports team, you like that woman, and that woman and that's fine okay porn star passed or not if you like a woman then you show that woman you like her okay we know physically why you like her as she's described on porn sites as a smoking sexy brunette with large firm boobs who love sex as I found out this morning she's got a verified account on Pornhub okay first video I saw the title was Melissa Stratton in the sloppiest spittiest scene you've ever seen suffering succotash Sean you took her to the Super Bowl and that's fine but the reason I am giving Sean Donkey today

is because Melissa tweeted about her experience at the big game with Sean Evans and I guess at some point pictures of them being seen together at the Super Bowl went viral and people started saying they was a couple Sean apparently couldn't take the pressure of that so he dumped Melissa on Valentine's Day because of the media attention over their romance this is what Page Six and TMZ are saying according to insiders okay according to insiders who spoke to TMZ they evans wanted to keep his personal life private but the relationship took a turn after scratton shared photos from the super bowl okay the adult performer was said to be surprised by the media personality's decision as he was fully aware of her job before they began dating and i agree and that is why we are here today

i understand you sean wanting to keep your personal life private, but I do not understand you breaking up with her because people found out you was dating a porn star. Who cares? If that was a big deal, you wouldn't have wiped her in the first place, okay? You knew that she was in videos titled Melissa Stratton. Okay, you knew that before you reached out to her and tried to connect with her, Sean.

Okay? Let's keep it a headache. That's why Sean reached out to her in the first. This is crazy. Listen. This is why he broke up with her. Listen, I'm just saying, man. Sean, one of her videos is titled Brunette Slut Goes Wild for Big D and Gets Peed On in the Shower.

Okay, Sean, she was who she was before you got here. You are 37 years old, Sean. You way too old to be falling victim to peer pressure. I know you understand the Internet, and I know you understand how the Internet works. I know you understand how the Internet is wired. You can't let the social media savages win these people are relentless and they don't care about your happiness sean if you was happy that's all that matters okay they're gonna make jokes about the hot lesbian double dildo videos okay

they're gonna make jokes about that regardless i saw adam 22 congratulate you for dating her and he said verbatim congrats her poom poom is fire yes he also had some words for sean after the breakup listen sean evans you know what i'm not feeling i'm not feeling you breaking a sex worker's heart on valentine's day nobody deserves that melissa stratton is a beautiful woman yes she has chosen to have sex on camera for her career. Yes, she has had 13 and **** in and around her face, mouth, possibly butt ****. I don't know. I got to go search it up. You really don't want smoke with the sex worker community.

So I would appreciate if you would apologize to Melissa. Listen, listen, Sean, I can understand you not wanting to deal with that. But you should have known you didn't want to deal with that before you started dealing with that. Okay, all of us got to pass. Every woman alive got have known you didn't want to deal with that before you started dealing with that okay all of us got a pass every woman alive got a pass every man got a pass okay it's just that majority of women's sexual past most of our sexual past aren't titled viewed and liked on Pornhub I mean big-breasted brunette deep throats a huge South Carolina Gamecock that's pretty straightforward Sean okay you knew what that was but you buckled to the mob anyway okay You did something your ex-girlfriend never seemed to do and that's right. I mean, she was taking it in every hole

imaginable from the stuff I saw. When I saw the guy put it in her left ear and asked her, can you hear me now? I said, oh, she's a professional professional. Yes. Listen, the moral of the story is people stop falling victim to social media peer pressure do what makes you happy regardless of what your social media feed says okay always remember the words of the legendary bruce lee i'm not in this world to live up to your expectations and you're not in this world to live up to mine please give my guy sean evans the biggest hee-haw as you over there throwing up jess i didn't know what you there throwing up, Jess. I didn't know what you were throwing up over.

I assumed it was the morning sickness. Yeah, but like, it's also the descriptions. You're talking about butt. Like, certain things you can't even hear when you're pregnant. Like, yo, what? I would have enjoyed that if I wasn't pregnant. But it's like, whoa, oh my God. Yo, no, please.

Why are you saying, why are you so descriptive? I'm just reading the titles off Pornhub. These are actual titles of the videos. I didn't make none of this stuff up. My thing is, like, why would he take her to the Super Bowl? You took her to the Super Bowl, right? He liked her. Yeah, I get it, but you took her there.

Somebody would, you know how many people there watch porn? Yeah, you're right. They probably would have been like, hey, Melissa. melissa from the and then what would he would have done how many people that participated in it yeah first of all you know i'm saying mr marcus brian bum i don't even know the new porn stars who are the new porn stars he probably i don't know but he probably thought that they could slip under the radar because you got usher lady gaga taylor swift ice spice with all those stars, you probably ain't nobody gonna see me and my porn girlfriend.

Yeah, all right. With all of those stars there, there's people who watch somebody like Melissa more than they've seen those stars videos. Right. You know what I mean? Right. Dedicated.

Lord have mercy. Lord have mercy. Yes, but that was Donkey of the Day. Now, I was in here earlier, and I heard Taylor, one of our producers, and Jess, y'all were talking behind the scenes as she throws up again about words that would be cute baby names earlier and i heard uh taylor one of our producers and jess y'all were talking behind the scenes as she throws up again about words that would be cute baby names if they weren't already names

that were defined yes where that came from hold on super cute what is it what i'm putting in topic what would be good baby names if they didn't have alternative meaning who is tay pancakes that's the girl like okay that's the one on social media can we hear some of tay pancakes yeah baby names that i would give my kids if they didn't have alternative meanings. First one on the list, chlamydia. Y'all not hearing me, though. Chlamydia. Nicknamed Dia.

She dye her eyes with hearts. And she always in trouble. Chlamydia. Get your ass downstairs. Next on the list, virginity. It's exotic. I don't know. Something about it.

Just deep. Next, no explanation needed. Diarrhea. If you disagree, you're not it. Just deep. Next, no explanation needed. Diarrhea. If you disagree, you're not in the right space. My favorite? Felony. Felony? Huh?

Felony? Marie Smith. Whole name. I ain't gonna lie. Felony is cute. Could you stop? No, for real. Because if I had two twins, Felony and Melanie, oh my God.

I ain't know y'all talking about them kind of words. Why not Serenity? Serenity is cute, but it already means it's already a name. Why not Royalty? Royalty is cute, too? Oh, my God. Wisdom. All right, Wisdom is just clowned out.

Diarrhea. No, no. I like Virginity. Like, that's really cute. Imagine naming your child Garneria. Yeah, that's because it already has a meaning. It's an STD. But if it didn't, and it was just a name floating around in the sky, you'd be like, oh my God, going to Rio.

And I'm not calling you Rio for short. I'm going to call you Young Burn. Young Burn. See, that's why I said take away the meaning. You're not going to tell me felony is not cute. It's cute. It's not cute to have one, but it's cute as a name if it didn't mean

crime. You said what? PH. Yeah, it's have, let's have, you say what? PH. Oh, yeah, spell it with a PH. Felony. Well, let's have the conversation.

What would be some cute baby names if they weren't already names? Okay, if they weren't already words. All right? So, basically words

that exist, but we're going to act like they don't have no definition. Yes. And see if they could be cute baby names. Yeah. Okay. Hurry it. 1-800-585-1051. It's The Breakfast Club.

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Ever dreamt about starting your own? I planted the flag. This is mine. I own this. It's surprisingly easy. 55 gallons of water, 500 pounds of concrete. Or maybe not. No country willingly gives up their territory.

Oh, my God. What is that? Bullets. Listen to Escape from Zakistan. That's Escape from Z-A-Q Estan on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

Hey guys, I'm Kate Max. You might know me from my popular online series, The Running Interview Show, where I run with celebrities, athletes, entrepreneurs, and more. After those runs, the conversations keep going. That's what my podcast, Post Run High, is all about. It's a chance to sit down with my guests and dive even deeper into their stories, their journeys, and the thoughts that arise once we've hit the pavement together. Listen to Post Run High on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your

podcasts. As a kid, I really do remember having these dreams and visions, but you just don't know what is going to come for you. Alicia shares her wisdom on growth, gratitude, and the power of love. I forgive myself. It's okay. Have grace with yourself. You're trying your best, and you're going to figure out the rhythm of this thing. Alicia Keys, like you've never heard her before.

Listen to On Purpose with Jay Shetty on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, I'm Jacqueline Thomas, the host of a brand new Black Effect original series, Black Lit, the podcast for diving deep into the rich world of Black literature. Black Lit is for the page turners, for those who listen to audiobooks while running errands or at the end of a busy day. From thought-provoking novels to powerful poetry, we'll explore the stories that shape our culture. Listen to Black Lit on the Black Effect Podcast Network,

iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, everyone. This is Courtney Thorne-Smith, Laura Layton, and Daphne Zuniga. On July 8th, 1992, apartment buildings with pools were never quite the same as Melrose Place was introduced to the world. We are going to be reliving every

hookup, every scandal, and every single wig removal together. So listen to Still the Place on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to podcasts.