The Breakfast Club - DONKEY: Serial Butt-Sniffer Arrested AGAINAfter Sniffing Woman’s Behind Inside A Walgreens Store
Episode Date: August 25, 2025Charlamagne Tha God gives Donkey of the Day to a serial butt-sniffer arrested again after sniffing a woman’s behind inside a Walgreens. Listen for more!YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@Breakfas...tClubPower1051FMSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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With a donkey.
It's time a donkey of the day.
A bunch of donkeys around here.
With a he-hop.
Yes, you are a donkey.
What the hell?
What the hell is?
What a hell is?
Some donkey today's just sold himself.
Charlemagne, give it to him.
Breakfast Club all day.
Give it to him.
Oh, man, Salamane.
Who you giving a donkey to do tonight?
Well, Rob Fort nine,
donkey of today for Monday, August 25th,
goes to a 38-year-old California man
named Calise Karen Crowder.
Now, you might remember that name
because I just gave him donkey of the day
a couple of weeks ago
for being a serial sniffer of seats.
Okay, by the way, when I say
sneak seats, I mean actual
asses, okay, buttocks, the butt
behind, rear end, the back side, the doodoo maker.
See, the reason I'm stressing that is because
y'all get online and say, Charlemagne,
I know you're not talking, you sniff
someone's seat. Yes, I did,
an actual seat. Okay, Jennifer Lopez
came to the breakfast club once, way, way,
way, way back in the day, and I sniffed
the chair she was sitting in, and people think
that's the same as Collise, Karen
Crowder, walking up behind women and
sticking his nose and cheek fillet on a
Sunday. You think that's the same
thing until you realize Dr. Umar and Jennifer,
for Lopez sat in their chair on the same day.
But let's stick to the matter at hand.
Let's stick to the matter at hand.
Okay, Calice Crowder, all right?
The butt sniffing, butt sniffing bandit has once again been arrested for smelling that
rump roast that was cooking in the oven.
Okay, this man was arrested for the same crime less than a month ago.
I can't make this kind of stuff up.
Let's go to ABC 7 eyewitness news for the report, please.
To a disturbing story of a registered sex offender who has been arrested again,
he made headlines for sniffing women in the past.
38-year-old Khalise Crowder was re-arrested Wednesday after reports of yet another sniffing incident at a Walgreens in Burbank.
This is video of prior incidents. You can see him coming up behind that woman. Crowder was already on parole and has a documented history of similar arrests for lewd conduct in both Glendale and Burbank dating back to 2021.
Crowder has been charged with a felony and is now being held without bail.
This man was allegedly caught inhaling the aroma of anus again.
Okay, this man allegedly was sniffing a woman's boonkey at a Walgreens in Burbank,
and then this man got arrested for the exact same thing on July 22nd.
He was in Nordstrom's indulging in the fragrance of Duky and Gabana, light brown too, by the way.
Okay, what's funny about this story is the way police describe it.
Okay, they say while in the woman's section, the suspect was observed following a female customer.
crouching near her and engaging in lewd behavior by inappropriately sniffing her buttocks.
Now, I could be wrong, but is there an appropriate way to do it that I don't know about?
I don't think there is an appropriate way to walk up the women in the department store and sniff their cake factory.
Now, he's already a registered sex offender with a documented history of similar arrest for lewd conduct dating back to 2021.
You just heard that in the news report.
He's been charged with one count of loitering with intent to commit a crime and his bail has been set at 100 grand.
So at some point, he's going to get out.
We have to decide as a society who we keeping and who we deporting.
Okay, this man clearly needs some form of rehabilitation,
but how do you rehabilitate someone for being the Lord of Distantrings?
Okay, how do you get someone help for being the Duke of Dingleberries?
Okay, he is the Prince of Poot Sniffers.
Is there a class you can take for that?
I want doctors to start examining his brain now.
Why is he wired like this?
Okay, in France, they say he likes the smell of, oh, D.
ass which which well that translates to fragrance of feces okay all the ass yes cologne the cologne okay
colon colon the colon the colin the colin the colin colon yes how do you rehabilitate a man for that
okay you don't this is a different type of crack addiction all right there's plenty of rehabs
for fried cocaine but there's no rehab for colonel crack with so i really don't know what you do
with this person other than maybe try to mirror effect lawful
44 and the 48 law the power.
Disarm and infuriate with the mirror effect.
Okay,
it's what Gavin Newsom is currently doing the Trump.
You can neutralize an opponent's impact by doing what they do.
So maybe law enforcement needs to hire some of those freaky-ass inmates
to start coming up behind Calise while he's locked up
and have them sniff his musty muffler.
Okay, how would you like it when someone got their nose in your funk trunk?
Okay, it's all funning games until people are sticking their nose in your business.
And by business, I mean your fecal fragrance factory.
a.k.a. Yo, Boonkey.
Please give Khalis Crowder, the sweet sounds of the hamletones.
Oh, now you are the donkey of the day.
You are the donkey.
Oh, the day.
Yee-ha.
Hey-ha.
Hey, yo, Duky and Kavana is funny.
Light, bro.
Yo, people don't really understand.
Like, people will be sleeping on the hilarity of that word.
Duky, yo.
Duky is crazy, yo.
Duky is, yeah.
Telling somebody, they smell like Duky is like, damn.
Yes.
Oh, my God, yo.
Dooky's a different stench.
And what was that accent?
That was not French.
What was it?
You sounded like you was trying to be African.
But that's only because I had just finished watching Family Feudana.
I was showing you.
You're a clam.
You're a clown.
No, because that was far from French.
I'm like, how you go straight to Ghana?
You saw about this man was French.
That's crazy.
All right.
Well, thank you for that donkey of the day.
Oda us.
Oda us.
All right.
Now, let's open up the phone lines.
800585-105-1.
Now, this morning during front page news,
we talked about Trump sending out the National Guard to different cities, right?
And we were talking about data and we were talking about feeling.
Yeah, and I was asking a question.
I was asking, you know, what matters more data are feelings?
Because the data says that crime was dropping in D.C.
The data says crime has been dropping in Baltimore.
Murders are significantly down in Baltimore, according to the data.
But then you talk to some people on the street, and they'd be like, no, things are bad here.
Right.
Right.
So what matters more?
Feelings of data.
Right.
And the same thing with here in New York City.
They say crime is bad, but you hear about like five people got...
No, no.
You say crime is down.
Crime is down.
Right.
I said crime is bad.
Crime is down.
But here in New York City, five people got shot over the weekend.
And we hear about that deadly club shooting a couple days ago.
Then there was a shooting in Times Square.
It seems like it's not down.
I don't know where the data doesn't feel right because here it doesn't feel safe.
Yeah.
Yeah, and data's never going to work for people if they don't feel it.
Correct.
You know, data only works when you actually feel it.
Like you can tell people, like I said earlier, you can be 500 pounds and lose 200, but you're still fat.
You're still fat.
You're still obese, yes.
Damn.
So 800-5851.
That's why I just got in trouble with a fat girl.
Oh, yeah, you did.
Oh, my God.
That's what I'm saying?
Stop using communities for metaphors.
Go here.
Would you want Trump to send the National Guard to your city to clean your city up?
No.
That is the question.
No, we're not.
585-105-1.
A lot of people feel like, yeah, my city's effed up.
We need to clean it up.
There's too much crime.
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Would you want Trump to send a national guard to your city?
Let's discuss.
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