The Breakfast Club - DONKEY: Serial Shoplifter Tries To Rob Walmart During ‘Shop With A Cop’ Event

Episode Date: December 17, 2025

Charlamagne Tha God gives Donkey of the Day to a serial shoplifter who tried to rob Walmart during a ‘Shop With a Cop’ event. Listen for more!YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BreakfastClubPower1051FMSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Hey, everybody, it's Chuck and Josh from the Stuff You Should Know podcast, and it's that time of year again when we knuckle down to do our annual holiday episodes. We collected our best past classic holiday episodes and compiled them into a 12 Days of Christmas Toys playlist that the whole family can enjoy. That's right. Maybe you missed it the first time we detailed the history of Beanie Babies, Monopoly, or Yo-Yo's, and a whole lot more. So listen to the 12 Days of Christmas Toys playlist on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, I'm Nora Jones, and I love playing music with people so much that my podcast called Playing Along is back.

I sit down with musicians from all musical styles to play songs together in an intimate setting. Every episode's a little different, but it all involves music and conversation with some of my favorite musicians. Over the past two seasons, I've had special guests like Dave Grohl, Leve, Mavis Staples, Remy Wolf, Jeff Tweedy, really too many to name. And this season, I've sat down with Black Pumas, Alessia Cara, Sarah McLaughlin, and more. Check out my new episode with John Legend. I feel like, in a lot of ways,

our careers are paralleled in some ways, but they just never intersected for some reason. I know. We should take it slow with just ordinary people. We don't know which way you go. Listen to Nora Jones is playing along on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Some donkey todays just saw themselves. Haven't watched me, Charleman.

I was ready for it. I've never heard a donkey other day. What is it? Say it again, Charlemagne. Yeah, you are a donkey. I saw you how to act a donkey. Everything that Charlemagne is saying is true. Yes, dog here today for Wednesday, December 17th, goes to a 24-year-old Sophia Malak.

Okay, she is a career shoplifter from Hartford, Wisconsin. And what I've realized during this holiday season is some people just need a warm place to stay. Okay, it's really just that simple. Some individuals I refuse to believe or this stupid, they just want to be in jail right now. Okay, they want to be in jail, they need a warm place to stay. I have a theory that some humans are fully aware of the crimes they're committing and how they're committing them. And the plan is for them to end up in jail. because they know they will at least have a place to stay for a few hours, okay?

A few meals and some heat if the jail therein have heat. But that's clearly a risk, you know, some folks are willing to take because there's no possible way some folks are this stupid. But maybe you are because I've been doing donkey here today every day on Breakfast Club for 15 years. Never a shortage of he-hawls to deliver. And Sophia Malake is the latest. See, Sophia was quickly arrested in a Wisconsin Walmart because she has, a career shoplifter, all right, that folks know by name and face. In fact, this most recent time she got arrested shoplifting was the second time in just a matter of days. All right? She had

allegedly stolen over $600 worth of merchandise just days prior and was found with a cart full of items, but either Sophia don't know, don't show or don't care about the police because she decided to shoplift from Walmart while a shop with a cop charity event was happening. I can't make any of this stuff up. Let's go to ABC 12 for Report, please. Surveillance photos from a Hartford Walmart, December 3rd, show a woman walking out of the store with a cart overflowing with more than $600 worth of toys, decor, and clothes. One problem, police say she never paid. Hartford Police Chief Scott McFarlane says the woman returned to the same Walmart a few days later. This time, it was crawling with cops. We were kind of

incredulous that she would come back, considering there probably wasn't a corner that you could turn around in the store and not see a police officer. Police were there for sure. with a cop, an annual event where officers help kids fill holiday wish lists. The Hartford Police Chief says there were more than a dozen officers inside the store with their squad cars visible parked out front. Still, he says she continued to walk inside the store and began filling up a cart. The chief says officers arrested her out of the view of the kids, finding $900 worth of stolen toys in her car. The criminal complaint says she told detectives she would have shoplifted again, but changed her mind after seeing the police

presence in the Walmart toy section. They shop with a cop, Sophia, not shoplift with a cop, okay? She walked into a Walmart. Now, this is, she walked into a Walmart and shoplifted during a shop with a cop event. This is what the Hartford Police Department posted on their Facebook. Unfortunately for her, she walked straight into a Walmart during the one time of year when the store is basically a satellite police station, right? The police officers knew who she was because they already labeled her a career shoplift

Sophia never has a human needed a change of environment more than you. Okay, this is why people sit in their nephews to live with their auntie and uncles in Bel-A. Okay, this is why Keisha had to move and transfer high schools in the Mara Brock the Kill Show based off Judy Blume's book forever. That's on Netflix, okay? She needed a change of environment due to the fallout from a sex tape, her boyfriend Christian, let everybody see. Sophia, you are in the same exact boat. You need a change of scenery, okay? Because if soon as you walk into a retail store, people know what you're going to.

you coming to do that's the problem all right the hardfoot police department said with a few quick observations and a whole lot of you've got to be kidding me they confirmed who you were and took you into custody right there in the midst of christmas cheer my god they got pictures of her dragging a loaded car to stolen goods towards the exit and the cops approached her and saw $250 worth of merchandise in her car and she told them that she was trying to get gift for her kids, but just eventually admitted she was just trying to steal. My God, okay, she said she planned on stealing the goods, but decided against it after seeing the number of police in the store.

Sophia, if you wanted to go to jail, just say that. Okay, you saw all those cops when you walked in the store. When you was going from out to aisle filling up your cart, you saw all those cops, but you was probably thinking like I was thinking back in the day. See, I wouldn't say I was a career shoplifter, but I have shoplifted, okay? But what I would do is walk in the store, take what I want, never nothing serious. You know, six pack of butt ice and white hour blunt source magazine and just walk out. All right.

Don't try to hide it. Don't try to conceal it. Just walk in and walk right out. That's what I think Sophia was thinking. In her mind, she thought the police would never think I'm stealing with all them in here. So let me just try them real quick. But also stealing out of Walmart is crazy because they always got the overzealous person that checks your receipt when you walking out. So I don't even know what Sophia was on.

but cops also found $900 worth of toys in her trunk already and now she faces felony retail theft charges. The Hartford Police Department had a little word of advice. They said if you're planning felony retail theft, maybe avoid the day when the building is basically

30% law enforcement and 70% wrapping paper. Please give Sophia Malik the sweet sounds and the hamletones. Of the day You are the donkey Of the day Yee

You just about to call them the homo tones I heard you But the crazy thing I was not about to say that You said give them the sweet sounds of the homotone Just what you was very safe You just want to be on that list so bad No, I'm not

You just get that. It's not a day going by No I did not Anyway, anyway What? Only thing that when she went wrong And she got greedy Because I ain't gonna lie That's a lick

That is a lick That is booster A1 all day No but 30% Like the police said On a day On a time when it's 30% law enforcement So it's mad police in there And then 70% rapping paper

Meaning it ain't nothing but A lot of Christmas stuff In there for the most part I just want to play a game Oh God What? I want to play game Why?

You don't want to play game? Well we obvious Okay Let's play game You think it's obvious? Okay Let's play a game of Guess what race it is Sophia MLA

Yes Hartford, Wisconsin walked into a Walmart as a career shoplifter Already had $900 Worth of stolen goods in her trunk But decided to walk in during a shop With a cop event

And shoplift some more Guess what race is Just hilarious White I can see why you say that Yeah Why you say that First of all Wisconsin

Okay And she thought But, like, she was, she wouldn't be caught amongst all them, all them cops? That's white people. Yeah. Okay. All right. DJ Envy, 24-year-old Sophia Malake.

Career shoplifter from Wisconsin, walked into a Walmart during a shop with a cop event. Yes. And decided to shoplift, even though she already had $900 worth of stolen goods already in her trunk. Guess what race is! Wight! White, white, white, white, chicka, white, chick, white. She was going to blend. White, white, white, watch, watch, watch, watch, watch, watch.

White. Oh, Jess O'Larius and DJ Envi, I want both for you to know that you are absolutely positively correct. Yes! She hailed from the Caucasus Mountains. She is absolutely positively Caucasian. She's had white Christmases

for the last 24 years. That's, yes. Yes. Yes. Only white person is going to go into a store where the bunch of cops outside and still think they could get away with it. She thought she was going to blend in. I'm telling you, that's how them white people think.

And this is a different, This is a privilege white. You can look at her and tell. She's like, I can't believe y'all arrested me. Like, y'all arrested me? She was mad. She had no money to die. Yeah, she got no money to...

She tried to lie and say that she was stealing for our kids. All them damn toys. She's like, Walmart is mine. Okay, career colonization. It's right. Like, wait. Yeah. All right.

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Wake your ass up. The breakfast club. If you're all finished or y'all done? Have you ever listened to those true crime shows and found yourself with more questions than answers? Who catfish is a city? Is it even safe to snort human remains? Is that the plot of footloose? I'm comedian Rural.

I'm here to tell you, Josh Dean and I have a new podcast that celebrates the amazing creativity of the world's dumbest criminals. It's called Crimeless, a true crime comedy podcast. Listen on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. I'm investigative journalist Melissa Jeltsin. My new podcast, What Happened in Nashville, tells the story of an IVF clinic's catastrophic collapse and the patients who banded together in the chaos that followed. It doesn't matter how much I fight. Doesn't matter how much I cry over all of this. It doesn't matter how much justice we get.

None of it's going to get me pregnant. Listen to what happened in Nashville on the Iheart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I'm Stefan Curry, and this is Gentleman's Cut. I think what makes Gentleman's Cut different is me being a part of developing the profile of this beautiful finished product with every sip you get a little something different. Visit gentlemen's cut bourbon.com

or your nearest total wines or Bevmo. This message is intended for audiences 21 and older. Gentleman's Cut Bourbon, Boone County, Kentucky. For more on Gentleman's Cut Bourbon, please visit gentleman's cut bourbon.com. Please enjoy responsibly. Hey, I'm Nora Jones, and I love playing music with people so much

that my podcast called Playing Along is back. I sit down with musicians from all musical styles to play songs together in an intimate setting. Every episode's a little different, but it all involves music and conversation with some of my favorite musicians. Over the past two seasons, I've had special guests like Dave Grohl,

Lave, Mavis Staples, Remy Wolf, Jeff Tweedy, really too many to name. And this season, I've sat down with Black Pumas, Alessia Kara, Sarah McLaughlin, and more. Check out my new episode with John Legend. I feel like in a lot of ways our careers are paralleled in some ways,

but they just never intersected for some reason. I know. Listen to Nora Jones is playing along on the Iheart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, everybody, it's Chuck and Josh from the Stuff You Should Know podcast, and it's that time of year again, when we knuckle down to do our annual holiday episodes. We collected our best past classic holiday episodes

and compiled them into a 12 Days of Christmas Toys playlist that the whole family can enjoy. That's right. Maybe you missed it the first time we detailed the history of Beanie Babies, Monopoly, or Yo-Yo's, and a whole lot more. So listen to the 12 Days of Christmas Toys playlist on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

This is an IHeart podcast. Guaranteed Human.