The Breakfast Club - DONKEY: Shoplifter Caught On Camera Stealing 30" Dildo In West Hollywood

Episode Date: February 1, 2023

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turning her beloved country into a mafia state. Listen to Crooks everywhere on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. it's time for donkey of the day so if you ever feel i need to be a donkey man hit it with the heel did she get donkey today please tell me i have become donkey of the day at the breakfast club bitches you're a donkey yes donkey of the day for wednesday february 1st first day of black history month goes to a young man whose name has not been released and that's honestly for the best well at least for him because this guy did something that will be pinned on him forever if we ever find his name uh i want to first say this is a public service announcement you know

a call to action if you will uh we have to find this individual because he is indeed a shoplifter don't know if he's a habitual offender but as we learned from the amazing spider-man if you don't stop someone after they commit what you think is a petty crime they will go on to do something even more diabolical in some cases uh rest in peace to uncle ben okay if peter parker could have just gotten out of his feelings and stopped that robber after he robbed the wrestling promoter uncle ben would still be alive today but we learned from that situation that with great power comes in west hollywood salute the circus of books drop on the clues bombs for circus of books i want justice for you all uh this case is not getting the news coverage it deserves i saw tmz uh cover it i saw the surveillance footage on TMZ actually in

the surveillance footage shows a grown man walking into this famed adult sex store and attempting to steal a dildo now listen I see how you perked up and be now listen I know times are hard okay people are desperate alright folks are doing what they need to do to survive I don't know what this man's situation is at home. Maybe he suffers from erectile dysfunction and he's looking for ways to please his woman. Maybe he's in the closet and scared to go out here and get the real thing, so he needs a little something-something for himself.

I don't know this man's situation. I just know this man attempted to do a five-finger discount on a dildo. Who are we to judge? Okay, now, what is the reason this man is getting donkier today than Uncle Charlotte, huh? Well, we all know dildos come in all shapes, sizes, and colors. If you was to attempt to shoplift a dildo, you probably want to get something between five and seven inches. Envy, you've been rumored to like nine and a half. That's big boy status, though, right?

But the thing about those dildos, you could probably get that off before it gets you off if you take something that size. You can get that out of the store easily. The problem with this guy, and the reason he's getting donkier today, is this man attempted to shoplift a 30-inch dildo. I'm not making this up. Go to TMZ, look at the surveillance footage. It wasn't just 30 inches. It was 30.7 inches in length. It was about 2 feet wide and 11 inches at the base.

It looked like it weighed about between 30 and 40 pounds. It was huge. There's only two animals alive that got something bigger than that. Trust me. I Googled. On this computer, you will see animals with the biggest penises. I researched it this morning. The biggest penis in the animal kingdom is a blue whale.

That penis could be between 8 to 10 feet long. you're wondering what land animal it's the elephant six feet long so just think of that and then think of this 30 inch dildo two feet wide 11 inches at the base and think about how crazy this guy looks trying to shoplift this out of circus of books in west hollywood it also retails for 700 okay i just want to know who or what this was for okay this man dating she hulk or her cousin bruce banner now you got to go watch the video because the cashier actually goes after this man i mean soon as they notice the penis heights going down the cashier goes after him and then the video cuts back to the cashier carrying the 30 inch dildo on his shoulder okay now this shoplifter took the expression go big

or go home way too literal but we have to find this man okay we cannot have this man running up in sex stores stealing sex toys okay so if you know who this man is please contact slong swiper.com all right and in the meantime just give him the sweet sounds and the hammer tones. Oh, now you are the donkey of the day. You are the donkey of the day. Yeehaw. Times are hard out here, guys and gals. Yeah. You want to play a game?

Hard. No pun intended. Sorry. Had to. Go ahead. times are hard out here guys and gals yeah you wanna play a game? hard no pun intended sorry had to go ahead you wanna play a game? let's play a game I guess we can play a game let's play a game of

Guess What Race It Is alright alright this young man was in West Hollywood he stole a 30 inch dildo 30 inches in length 2 feet wide

11 inches at the base. And I want to note that it was a white. That don't count. It was a white dildo. You know what I mean? Okay. But guess what race it is. Ebony.

Definitely think he's white. Am I right? Hold on. I'll tell you about the dildo bandit in a second envy yes give me some clues 30.7 inch dildo in length two feet wide 11 inches at the base looked like it weighed about 30 to 40 pounds tried to steal it from west hollywood guess what race it is black whoa why would you ever say such because if he's in a store and they're watching him already, he's black. Whoa.

Kind of hard not to watch a guy walking with a big dildo on his shoulder. It's a little different. They had to be looking at him. He's in the store. They're having the black people in the store. They're going to follow you. You got to be strong enough to carry that dildo out. I'm

going black. No, you didn't. Just call all white men weak. Terrible. Damn.

Weak shouldered white men. Right. Weak shouldered white men. Soft

shouldered whites. NB, you're wrong. Ebony is white. Ebony

is white. Ebony is white. West Hollywood gave it away for me it is hilarious all right all right well thank you for that donkey of the day yes donkey of the day is brought to you by the law office of michael s laminsoff don't be a donkey dial pound 250 on your cell and say the bull if you've been hurt in a construction accident, that's pound 250 from your cell and say the bull. Had enough of this country? Ever dreamt about starting your own? I planted the flag.

This is mine. I own this. It's surprisingly easy. 55 gallons of water, 500 pounds of concrete. Or maybe not. No country willingly gives up their territory. Oh my God. What is that?

Bullets. Listen to Escape from Zaka-stan. We need help! That's Escape from Z-A-Q-a-stan on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey guys, I'm Kate Max. You might know me from my popular online series,

The Running Interview Show, where I run with celebrities, athletes, entrepreneurs, and more. After those runs, the conversations keep going. That's what my podcast, Post Run High, is all about. It's a chance to sit down with my guests and dive even deeper into their stories, their journeys, and the thoughts that arise once we've hit the pavement together. Listen to Post Run High on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hello, my undeadly darlings.

It's Teresa, your resident ghost host. And do I have a treat for you. Haunting is crawling out from the shadows, and it's going to be devilishly good. We've got chills, thrills and stories that will make you wish the lights stayed on. So join me, won't you? Let's dive into the eerie unknown together. Sleep tight if you can. Listen to Haunting on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

Jenny Garth, Jana Kramer, Amy Robach, and TJ Holmes bring you I Do Part 2, a one-of-a-kind experiment in podcasting to help you find love again. Hey, I'm Jana Kramer. I'm Jenny Garth. Hi, everyone. I'm Amy Robach. And I'm TJ Holmes, and we are, well, not necessarily relationship experts. If you're ready to dive back into the dating pool and find lasting love, we want to help.

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