The Breakfast Club - DONKEY: ‘Soon Bang’ Busted By Detective D. Large

Episode Date: February 27, 2025

Charlamagne Tha God Gives Donkey of The Day To A woman named Soon Bang, who has been charged with operating a prostitution business from the New Jersey massage parlor she owns. Listen For More!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Listen to Cancellation Island on the iHeartRadio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Possible. The Breakfast Club. Yes, donkey today for Thursday, February 27th goes to a 63 year old woman named Soon Bang. And Soon Bang has been charged with operating a prostitution business from the New Jersey massage parlor she owns. Yes, her name is Soon Bang and she owns the Oasis Spa in Denville, New Jersey. And with a name like Soon Bang,

her career choice was just destiny. Okay, if you walk into a massage parlor and the name like Soon Bang, her career choice was just destiny. Okay, if you walk into a massage parlor and the owner is Soon Bang, then you already know they got a hidden menu. And according to police reports and a STEM to STEM interview with Soon Bang, she admitted to engaging in sexual intercourse and providing hand jobs with clients in exchange for money.

Okay, I know what you're thinking and what you're thinking is, damn it, why do I never end up at these massage parlors? Okay, they don't do this in Massage Envy. Oh, that's not what you're thinking? Oh, me neither, by the way. I was just trying to connect with whoever feels that way. But Soon Bang operates the Oasis Spa in Denville, New Jersey.

And before I continue, I need you to know that the detective on this case was Detective D. Large. I'm not making any of this story up, nor am I mature enough to have this conversation, but here we are. Now the reason police searched this massage parlor was for a number of reasons, and none of them had anything to do with her name, Soon Vang. First of all, when authorities raided Oasis Spa, they found all the classic indicators

of an illicit operation. Okay, they discovered a large quantity of condoms hidden within a mattress because safe sex is great sex but you better wear latex. Okay, the 50 million dollars in condoms that Donald Trump said were sent to Hamas by USAID were stashed in a mattress in Oasis Spa and they were hidden in plants which could be an organic option for the environmentally conscious perverts out there. Okay, not to mention she had numerous online reviews for explicit sexual acts with customers. That'll do it! Okay, when you have actual online reviews about the hand jobs that are happening in your establishment, you are just

begging to get caught. Okay, if your Yelp reviews sound like they belong on OnlyFans, trust and believe you might as well be snitching on yourself. When they searched Soonbang's residence, they also found a bunch of cash hidden in her bedroom and the same style condom that was located in the Oasis Spa was found in Soonbang's bedroom. I don't know why that was a necessary detail. She probably buys in bulk, just like Diddy does his baby oil. This is what I don't understand though. Soon Bang is 63.

One of our employees got arrested. Their name was Yu Shun Lee. Day 67, at what point are you too old for this? Okay, you should be sitting around watching Family Feud, playing Scrabble, but you out here living like a crime boss on a 50 cent power spinoff. Why? And such an obvious crime if your name is Soon Bang.

Okay? Don't run a business where that's exactly what's happening. Okay? You can't get arrested for doing exactly what your name says. Speaking of her name, I think it's time to play a game of Guess What Race She Is! Soon Bang, 63 years old,

owns a massage parlor called Oasis Spa. When you went to Oasis Spa they were also operating a prostitution business. DJ Envy, guess what? RACIAS! This is a tough one. New Jersey's Soon Bang. Hand jobs on the hit menu. I'm blue Asian.

Tiger style. Tiger style. Okay, okay, okay. Soon bang, 63 years old. Owns a massage parlor called Oasis Spa. When you went to Oasis Spa, they were operating a prostitution business. Jess Hilarious, guess what? Racist! Black. Ooh.

Damn, damn, damn! OK. What made you think black? I'm just curious. We can get a little kinky sometimes and do a name change, you know what I mean? You know? OK.

Now, I have seen no pictures. All right? I'm basing this off all gut feelings. But if her name is Soon Bang and one of her employees is Yushun Li and Li is spelled L-I, I gonna assume that DJ Envy you are absolutely correct and Soon Bang is Aisin! Why did you do the Donald Trump double handjob dance just now? Why did you do that? That's the winner, you win! Okay I'm just gonna assume she's Aisin. ABCD handjob free okay? Please give Soon Bang

the biggest hee-haw Now I may What I may have not been to Oasis Spa before. Oh you've been there before That's why you did the double hand job When I used to live in that county There was a groupons and you could get, they were cheap. Cheap massages.

I'm gonna tell you what's crazy. What? You didn't have to volunteer that information. Right. You just decided to tell us that you may or may not be involved in this type of activity. Me and the wife went and got, you know, massages, but I didn't get no happy ending or anything to talk about. I'm just telling you.

You didn't even have to tell us you was deaf. I'm just telling you that. Nope. Because I looked it up. When you said Oasis by Denville, I'm like, I. I'm just telling you. You didn't even have to tell us you was deaf. I'm just telling you that. Nope. Because I looked it up when you said Oasis Spy in Denville, I'm like, I think I've been there before. Nope, we connected all the dots. Seven 11's around the corner. All around New York though,

because my old camera guy, Lose, he used to, yeah, he used to partake in those all the time. Yes, he did, actually. That was Oasis Spy? I don't know about Oasis Spy, but I know what he used to do, and he said, it's more in New York than you think it is one on every corner And the majors be going to work and then going to work work after the work. Oh

So yeah, you would come come in here after coming there. No, I mean it was never no I didn't you know hand job and not like that. But you sound guilty to me, sir I'm telling you I didn't even ask what we. We didn't ask for none of this information. I went with my wife. Like, what are you talking about? Okay. Let me ask you a question. You've been to a bunch of massage places.

Have they ever offered you a... Never. Me neither. I've never gotten that. Me neither. I don't believe you, though. Don't you sound guilty? Over there dressed like Arsenio Hall in the 90s, pointy-ass-fingering, doing the Donald

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Season 2 shares stories about community and being underestimated. All the greatest changes have happened when a couple of people said, this sucks, let's do something about it. We get paid to serve you, but we're made out of the same things. It's rare to have black male teachers. Sometimes I am the testament. Listen to When You're Invisible on the iHeartRadio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

Hi, I'm Arturo Castro, and I've been lucky enough to do stuff like Broad City and Narcos and Roadhouse. And now I'm starting a podcast because honestly, guys, I don't feel the space is crowded enough. Get ready for Greatest Escapes, a new comedy podcast about the wildest true escape stories in history. Each week I'll be sitting down with some of the most hilarious actors and writers and comedians, people like Ed Helms, Diane Guerrero, and Joseph Gordon-Levitt. I love storytelling and I love you, so I can't wait. Listen and subscribe to Greatest Escapes on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I'm Emi Olaya, host of the podcast, Crumbs.

For years, I had to rely on other people to tell me my story. And what I heard wasn't good. You really f***ed last night. It felt like I lived most of my life in a blackout. I was trapped in addiction. You had to grab the lamp and smash it against the walls. And then I decided I wanted to tell my own story. Listen to Crumbs on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. This is John Cameron Mitchell and my new fiction podcast series, Cancellation Island, stars

Holly Hunter as Karen, a wellness influencer who launches a rehab for the recently canceled. In the future, we will all be canceled for 15 minutes, but don't worry, we'll take you from broke to woke or your money back. Cancellation Island's revolutionary rehab therapies like Bad Touch Football, Anti-Racism Spin Class and mandatory Ayahuasca ceremonies are designed to force the cancel to confront their worst impulses. But everything starts to fall apart when people start disappearing. Karen, where have you brought us? Cancellation Island, where a second chance might just be your last. Listen to

Cancellation Island on the iHeartRadio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.