The Breakfast Club - DONKEY: Students Face Felony Charges For 'Fart Spray' Prank At School

Episode Date: June 2, 2023

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Hey guys, I'm Kate Max. You might know me from my popular online series, The Running Interview Show, where I run with celebrities, athletes, entrepreneurs, and more. After those runs, the conversations keep going. That's what my podcast, Post Run High, is all about. It's a chance to sit down with my guests and dive even deeper into their stories, their journeys, and the thoughts that arise once we've hit the pavement together. Listen to Post Run High on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. As a kid, I really do remember having these dreams

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maybe not. No country willingly gives up their territory. Oh my God. What is that? Bullets. Listen to Escape from Zakistan. That's Escape from Z-A-Q-istan on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hi, I'm Dani Shapiro, host of the hit podcast, Family Secrets. How would you feel if when you met your biological father for the first time, he didn't even say hello?

And what if your past itself was a secret and the time had suddenly come to share that past with your child? These are just a few of the powerful and profound questions we'll be asking on our 11th season of Family Secrets. Listen to season 11 of Family Secrets on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hello, my undeadly darlings. It's Teresa, your resident ghost host. And do I have a treat for you. Haunting is crawling out from the shadows, and it's going to be devilishly good. We've got chills, thrills, and stories that'll make you wish the lights stayed

on. So join me, won't you? Let's dive into the eerie unknown together. Sleep tight, if you can. Listen to Haunting on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. It's time for donkey of the day donkeys of the day i'm a democrat so being donkey of the day is a little bit of a mixed question so like a donkey now i've been called a lot in my 23 years but donkey of the day is a new one yeah it's donkey of the day for friday junend. Goes to Caney Creek High School in Conroe, which is a town outside of Houston. And donkey is going to the Montgomery County District Attorney's Office. Okay, now I might be wrong.

I might be on the wrong side of history with this one. Because I feel these two teenagers are being railroaded. See, two teenagers are both facing felony charges after their senior prank caused multiple students to be hospitalized listen to me as a person who refuses to grow up and loves a great prank okay in fact the pranks get better the older you get because you have more experience more wisdom and more resources to execute some phenomenal ones okay but as a person who refuses to grow up uh i stand with these two teenagers named diego flores and david navarette ar Sorry, they are facing third-degree felony charges for a prank. Would you like to know what the prank was?

Let's go to ABC 13 for the report, please. Conroe ISD wouldn't answer our questions today on how their investigation led to these felony charges, only referring us to the district attorney. So we went to the DA's office. They say they can't comment on active cases, but did send us a statement saying, we can affirm that the initial evidence outlined in the charges indicate that this incident goes beyond the scope of a benign school prank. While being mindful of these details, we also fully understand and acknowledge the youth of the individuals involved in the case. The potential

for impulsive decisions, especially among younger individuals, is a factor we consider during our pursuit of justice. Court documents say the students admitted to bringing a can labeled fart spray into school and spraying it. Now they face third degree felony charges in up to 10 years in prison for what investigators have deemed a prohibited weapon. You heard what they did. They bought some fart spray to school, sprayed it in the school, and the smell was so bad that the school was evacuated twice trying to find the source. OK, seven students were taken to the hospital for further care after complaining about headaches and nausea. Let me tell you something, man. If that prank is considered a third degree felony, then I need to be under the jail. OK, come lock me up right now because I've done way worse pranks than that.

And I would not tell you any of them because clearly the rules of engagement in 2023 are not the same as the rules of engagement in the 1900s. Okay, fart spray, fart spray. I was playing with fart spray in middle school. Okay, liquid ass spray, stink bombs, fart in the can. That's light work. All right, I come from an era Where I've seen kids Say forget the sprays

I'm gonna use my own ass Alright I'm talking about Walk up to a teacher Toot that thing up in their face And let one rip Alright Where did you go to school? Berkeley Middle School

Berkeley High School Moncks Corner South Carolina Drop on a clues bomb For the 843 I've seen a person Digging their ass And then tell the teacher They got something on their face. And when the teacher can't find what's on their face because nothing is there, the person said right there, right there.

And put that stinky finger right under the teacher's nose. Okay. That's a felony. That should be that should actually be considered assault. All right. But spraying some fart spray in a school. That should just be some discipline. They should definitely face a punishment from the school.

But arrested and given felony charges? Come on, man. Facing up to 10 years? Well, damn it, man. Charges need to be brought up against the manufacturers of the fart spray. Because where else can a person use fart spray? You're going to use it in a church? That would be hilarious.

You're going to use it at your job? Maybe. But school is the best place i've known people who have boughten dog poop to school smeared dog poop on all the railings and door knobs they could and then pulled the fire alarm so people are rushing to get out and they touching all this stuff as they're rushing out so fart spray please fart spray was being let off on buses in the 1900s like it was nothing okay here's the thing what if my farts are actually that potent what if i let one or two rip which i would never do because i don't fart in my clothes but what if i let one or two go and they smelled worse than

the fart spray what if my natural ass gas stints was so bad that the school would have had to been evacuated what if people would have had to be rushed to the hospital just because of my pure organic farts you're gonna lock me up for that you're gonna lock me up because i'm lactose intolerant but couldn't resist the ice cream at lunch you're gonna lock me up because those hard boiled eggs uh i ate for breakfast came back to haunt me huh what if i have white castles or two chicken quesadillas from taco bell and i got the little ass gas going and i let it go you're gonna lock me up for that you know i mean because some people got sick of course you wouldn't all right once again should these teenagers be punished by the school yes should they have been arrested and given felony charges no come on man red fart on

these young men's felony charges that's right give me some ass gas uh give me some ass gas for the caney creek high school in croe. Give me a good one. A nice wet one. Come on. Ooh, there you go. Give me another one for the Montgomery District Attorney's Office. Give me one for them. Ooh, yes.

Yes. Yes. Now, please give Caney Creek High School and the Montgomery DA's Office the biggest hee-haw. Justice for Diego Flores and david navarette arse justice for them okay yes question why are you licking your lips throughout this whole segment i wasn't i always tell you that when a man farts around another man is flirting and it's very ironic that you decide to be licking your lips throughout this whole segment about people farting it's not true let me ask you a question that middle school you went to that berkeley middle school baby what's happening eight four

three we out here a lot of grades came out of berkeley middle school that was like a real school like a hundred like a real school like a hundred like like yes it was a real school you don't need to teach at that school Stephen Colbert's brother Jeff Colbert but it's Colbert I've never heard of anybody putting dog poop

on the rails and then pull a fire extinguisher I ain't say that I was in Berkeley Middle School I ain't say that I said I know people I ain't say that was in Berkeley that was actually in Jersey

they ain't had nothing to do with us okay don't blame that one on us I was just telling some stories about things I heard okay that's all I said alright that's it alright well thank you for that donkey today yeah I was just telling some stories about things I heard. Okay? That's all I said.

All right. That's it. All right. Well, thank you for that donkey today. Yeah. Your beard is a prank. Yo, shut up, man. You know Envy's beard is a prank? I bet you Envy won't do like this on camera.

Tell Envy to put his head up like this. Tell Envy, Envy, put your head up like this. Look to the sky, Envy. Yo, BET, we'll see you guys later, man. We'll see you on Monday, BET. If you look to the sky, it look like when the beach meet the sea. Because it's all black, black, black, and then it just gets gray right under here. BET, we'll see you guys later.

Your beard is a prank. Everybody else, let's open up the phone lines. We're talking about the most plausible moments that we've heard. Come on now. 800-585-1051. We want to know what's the most plausible moment you heard. Let's play a couple of them. Who we got?

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Squeeze in my mouth Cause he was a paramedic before And dude saved me bro ran to my sack Skirted the shit in my mouth Damn Boosie Jesus Christ What else we have Let me tell you something about the McCaffrey hot chocolate.

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Jesus Christ. Who else we got, Jason? We got anybody else? Right. All series long, we've been able to penetrate their bigs, get deep, suck the D in, and then we got spot-up shooters. Okay. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

We need to know who wins this game. I got to hear that one again. I know you want to hear it again. Shut up. All series long, we've been able to penetrate their bigs, get deep, suck the D in, and then we got spot-up shooters. Okay, so where does Boosie stack up against these all-time greats? We need to know right now. We got to go to commercial, but we need to know right now.

800-585-1051. Let's discuss. Who's got the best one? It's Freaky, Freaky, Freaky Friday, damn it. And does Boosie stack up with these? I think so. All right. It's the Breakfast Club.

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I forgive myself. It's okay. Have grace with yourself. You're trying your best, and you're going to figure out the power of love. I forgive myself. It's okay. Have grace for yourself. You're trying your best and you're going to figure out the rhythm of this thing. Alicia Keys, like you've never heard her before. Listen to On Purpose with Jay Shetty on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey guys, I'm Kate Max. You might know me from my popular online series, The Running Interview Show, where I run with celebrities, athletes,

entrepreneurs, and more. After those runs, the conversations keep going. That's what my podcast, Post Run High, is all about. It's a chance to sit down with my guests and dive even deeper into their stories, their journeys, and the thoughts that arise once we've hit the pavement together. Listen to Post Run High on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

Had enough of this country? Ever dreamt about starting your own? I planted the flag. This is mine. I own this. It's surprisingly easy. 55 gallons of water, 500 pounds of concrete. This is mine. I own this. It's surprisingly easy. 55 gallons of water, 500 pounds of concrete.

Or maybe not. No country willingly gives up their territory. Oh my God. What is that? Bullets. Listen to Escape from Zaka Stan. That's Escape from Z-A-Q-A-S-T-A-N on the iHeartRadio app,

Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hi, I'm Dani Shapiro, host of the hit podcast, Family Secrets. is Stan on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hi, I'm Dani Shapiro, host of the hit podcast, Family Secrets. How would you feel if when you met your biological father for the first time, he didn't even say hello? And what if your past itself was a secret and the time had suddenly come to share that past with your child? These are just a few of the powerful and profound questions

we'll be asking on our 11th season of Family Secrets. Listen to season 11 of Family Secrets on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hello, my undeadly darlings. It's Teresa, your resident ghost host. And do I have a treat for you. Haunting is crawling out from the shadows,

and it's going to be devilishly good. We've got chills, thrills, and stories that'll make you wish the lights stayed on. So join me, won't you? Let's dive into the eerie unknown together. Sleep tight, if you can. Listen to Haunting on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.