The Breakfast Club - DONKEY: Subway Manager Assaulted By Big Back Bully For Not Adding Extra Ham To Sandwich + More

Episode Date: May 13, 2024

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Hey guys, I'm Kate Max. You might know me from my popular online series, The Running Interview Show, where I run with celebrities, athletes, entrepreneurs, and more. After those runs, the conversations keep going. That's what my podcast, Post Run High, is all about. It's a chance to sit down with my guests and dive even deeper into their stories, their journeys, and the thoughts that arise once we've hit the pavement together. Listen to Post Run High on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. own? I planted the flag. This is mine. I own this. It's surprisingly easy. 55 gallons of water,

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Who you giving Donkey of the Day to now? Well, Sexy Red, I'm in here multitasking. Hold on, let me do this last. I be in here autographing thousands of books by hand.

Donkey of the Day for Monday, May 13th goes to a man named George Sandoval. George is apparently 6'5 and 400 pounds. Morbidly obese. Okay?

Those details are important for this story because George put hands on someone. Now, if someone's 6'5, 400 pounds put hands on you, it's probably going to leave a mark. If they can catch you. If they can catch you and put hands on you, they're going to leave a mark. And that's exactly what George did because he gave a young woman named Monique Larlos a black eye. Now, I know what you're thinking. You got to hear both sides. Well, let's go to KOMO News for the report, please. Whoa!

Did you see that? A subway manager in Madera was punched in the face Thursday evening, and the man had to be tackled by a customer and employees to get him to stop. I do not expect this. He comes around the corner. I go, what are you gonna do, hit me over ham? And he hit me. He punched me.

All I could remember is just black. General Manager Monique Larios says she was called into work that day by her employees saying this man was mad because he didn't get double ham on his sandwich. Even though the store had proof he only paid to have six extra slices of meat, not 12. But that issue escalated to this. I still can't feel half of my face. I can't feel nothing. I'm scared that there's going to be some kind of damage permanent. I've never been so numb to where my face feels like it's a mass, you know?

Madera police officers say they arrested George Sandoval, the man who they say hit her that night for battery. Mario says she never stood a chance i'm 4 11 this guy was 6 5 400 almost 400 pounds big back big back big back big back 6 5 400 pounds how many people did it take to bring this man down whenever i'm in subway it's only a couple of folks okay how many people did it take to bring down this 6'5", 400-pound man? And why was he at Subway? He know he wanted to be at Golden Corral.

This man paid to have six extra slices of ham, but he wanted 12. This is yet another reason why you shouldn't be eating pig. Okay? No pork on my fork. If it's swine, I won't dine. Deuteronomy 14.8 says you shouldn't touch the flesh of a dead pig nonetheless eat it and this is an example why not really but in this era we can make two plus two equal five so why not don't eat ham because it will lead you to punch random women in the face

when you don't get enough of it now i also want to tell people out there stop telling insane people what they won't do you do realize 90 probably 95 of being crazy is doing what other people say you shouldn't do so when a guy comes around the counter at a fast food restaurant you have to just assume that nothing good is about to happen immediately you should start doing what you need to do to protect yourself but for some reason monique says she did not expect this maybe she's young and still believes in humanity give us some time with age and experience you too will start to see and expect the worst in people monique said to the man what are you going to do hit me over ham yes monique that's exactly what a crazy human will do what do you think he came around the court the counter for and when you say things like that to

them what are you going to do hit Hit me over a ham? You giving him a bright idea. He probably walked around the counter not knowing exactly what he wanted to do. He just wanted more ham and you told him what not to do. And in typical crazy fashion, he did it. That's what being crazy is doing what people say you won't do. What makes this story even worse is she was off. She was called into work that day by her employees who said a man was mad because he didn't get double ham on his sandwich. I would fire every single one of those employees. If she got the power to fire them, she should fire them all. You had to call me in because a person wanted extra meat on their sandwich. You couldn't handle

that yourself. This is why I can't work fast food. okay? I used to work at Taco Bell back in the day. Worked there for two weeks before my sister fired me, okay? Because if someone wanted extra meat on their sandwich, I wouldn't give a damn. You can have it, okay? If you want more of this genetically modified meat, then bon appetit, okay? I'm not about to argue with nobody over their fast food order. The customer is always absolutely right in the fast food world. These fast food world these fast food

restaurants not dying for you you want more ham here this poor girl says she she still can't feel her face okay half of her face she can't feel so she can't feel nothing she's scared there's gonna be some kind of permanent damage she says she's never been so numb to where her face feels like a mask all of that over some black forest ham no man let george who is six five four hundred pounds morbidly obese if he wants the pork let him have it into the big back brigade the wide tang clan listen to me this just reinforces the stereotype that fat people have no control over themselves. You don't have control over your eating habits. You don't have control over your emotions. You don't have control over the jiggling, the walking side to side.

What do you want? Why are you looking at me like this? First of all, just drop on a clues box for Big Mac. I don't even know how you snuck in here. He didn't sneak. Too big to sneak anyway. How tall are you, Mac? Six, four and a half,

six five. How much do you weigh? A metric ton. What the hell is a metric ton? A thousand pounds. You don't weigh no damn thousand pounds. You right. Like, 943. Man, how much do you weigh for real? I'm in the fours.

Did they catch this guy? Oh yeah, George Sandoval. Never mind. Alright, let's get here. First off, okay, you can go to hell, I'm in the fours. Did they catch this guy? Oh, yeah. George Sandoval. Never mind. Okay. Listen here. First off, okay, you can go to hell, all right? Because when I saw the story, I knew for a fact that Charlamagne was going to accuse me of this. Okay? Because you have a thing about fat people, all right? I don't.

You have a weightism, all right? You have a problem. Second off, as the president of the Fat Lies Committee, we are highly upset, and we just want to apologize to this woman. Okay. Because here in the Fat Lives, we have street mentality. Women and children are off limits. Okay. As far as eating them.

Huh? As far as eating them. I understand swinging on somebody for this type of situation, but women and children are off limits. You don't swing on women. Who puts 12 pieces of ham in their mouth? And that's what I was going to say. Just so y'all know out here, I told you, big backs are fighting back. I know how many slices of cheese, how many slices of meat that are on all my

say, when I go to Wawa and I get a meatball sub, I make sure I count every one of the meatballs. If you don't put the six in the classic, that's the big role. If you don't put all six in there and fill it up, I make sure you cheat me on one. Now, like I said, women and children are off limits. And I have no way to encourage that. But I'm telling y'all, ever since that show in the 90s,

my brother and me, when he said, hit me, you so bad, hit me. And what happened? I got hit. Stop telling people to hit you. Stop telling crazy hit me. And what happened? I got hit. Stop telling people to hit you. Stop telling crazy people what they want to do. Right, because crazy people don't have street mentality. Them rules is out of order. That's why I be using

reverse psychology with you. I be like, I bet you can't eat that. I bet you won't eat that. No, I be like, I bet you can resist that. What? Does it work? I don't know because I don't even know what I just said. But you know what I'm trying to say. I'd be trying to use reverse psychology on him.

Like I'll see him wanting to eat something and I'll be like, I bet you can't resist that. And it don't really work all the time, but I'm so competitive that I don't want to lose. So I go through a moral thing where it's like, you don't want to lose what?

Weight? We know that. Both, actually, sometimes. Sometimes it's the weight. But sometimes I don't want to lose the challenge when you try to tell me I don't want to eat. Exactly. When y'all have all that free food over there. That's right. There'd be a whole line of people in line.

And Charlie made the first thing is, whoa, Mac, relax. I'd be like, Mac, I bet you're going to eat all of that. And then I see that. That's what I do. I say, Mac, I bet you're going to eat all of that. And he gets in his head and he'd be like, I bet you're going to eat all of that. And then I see that. That's what I do. I say, Mac, I bet you're going to eat all of that. And he gets in his head, and he be like, I bet you I won't. That's got to reverse psychology with him.

I know we don't have much time, but was he white or black or Asian or? You want to play a game? It don't matter. Guess what weight he is. He was fat. Please give George Sandoval the biggest, and I do mean biggest. Hee haw. Charmaine, I swear there's going to be short people doing some

things out here, and I'm going to bring all them stories here, and I hope you report with the same energy. Short people up. Drop on the clue, Kendrick Lamar. That's the problem. Pip Squeaks is up. They only get up when they have step stools. Pip Squeaks is up. You hear me? Earlier today, we were talking about

Zimpy Butt, and if you don't know what a Zempic butt is. Come on now. Wait until I leave the room. It was good. I was literally walking out. You could have just waited. We were talking. We started that story.

We were talking Ozempic butt. Now, if you don't know what a Zempic butt is, is a lot of people reported earlier that over 15 million people have taken the Ozempic shot or something similar and that's where you lose weight pretty fast but olympic olympic ozempic butt is when people are depressed because they actually lose their butt they lose so much weight that they lose their butts but they say the shot is causing them to lose their butt because the shot is burning fat correct and it burns fat in places that uh you don't want it to be burned well we have we have a audio or let's hear i'm talking about it what is ozempic butt hi i'm dr charlie chen i'm a board certified plastic

surgeon with weight loss also comes with loss of volume in the buttocks itself so how do we fix it there's non-surgical ways such as using sculptra or renova or using lasers like morpheus for skin tightening there's also surgical ways like transferring fat into the buttocks itself. Or we can also remove skin through a surgical buttock lift. Boy, y'all fat and don't want to be fat no more. So the question for you women out there. Answer men. There's some bottoms out there trying to lose weight. Okay. All right. And you lose all that weight. Imagine being a bottom and you lose weight because of Ozempic, but then you lose your ass. Now you're not even a bottom no more. Okay.

So the question is 800-585-1051. Yes. With the Ozempic shot, you lose weight. You get a flat stomach, but you might lose that ass. So you have a flat ass. So the question is 800-585-1051. Is having a flat stomach worth having a flat ass? Boy, I say no. What?

This question's not for you. This question's not for you, Thickums. 800-585-1051. Ladies and some bottoms. Ladies and bottoms. Call us right now. Is having a flat stomach worth having a flat ass? Damn! Or would you like a gut and a butt? Let's talk about it. It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning. Donkey of the Day is sponsored by renowned personal injury attorney

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Wake that ass up. Early in the morning. The Breakfast Club. Hey, guys. I'm Kate Max. You might know me from my popular online series, The Running Interview Show, where I run with celebrities, athletes, entrepreneurs and more. After those runs, the conversations keep going. That's what my podcast Post Post Run High, is all about. It's a chance to sit down with my guests

and dive even deeper into their stories, their journeys, and the thoughts that arise once we've hit the pavement together. Listen to Post Run High on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Had enough of this country? Ever dreamt about starting your own? I planted the flag. This is mine. or wherever you get your podcasts. What is that? Bullets. Listen to Escape from Zaka-stan. That's Escape from Z-A-Q-a-stan on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts,

or wherever you get your podcasts. As a kid, I really do remember having these dreams and visions, but you just don't know what is going to come for you. Alicia shares her wisdom on growth, gratitude, and the power of love. I forgive myself. It's okay.

Have grace with yourself. You're trying your best. And you're going to figure out the rhythm of this thing. Alicia Keys, like you've never heard her before. Listen to On Purpose with Jay Shetty on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, y'all. Niminy here. Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. pop. Each episode is about a different inspiring figure from history, like this one about Claudette Colvin, a 15-year-old girl in Alabama who refused to give up her seat on the city bus nine whole months before Rosa Parks did the same thing. Check it.

Get the kids in your life excited about history by tuning in to Historical Records. Because in order to make history, you have to make some noise. Listen to Historical Records on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, everyone. This is Courtney Thorne-Smith, Laura Layton, and Daphne Zuniga. On July 8, 1992, apartment buildings with pools were never quite the same as melrose place was introduced to the world we are going to be reliving every hookup every scandal and every single wig removal together so listen to still the place on the iheart radio app apple podcasts or wherever you listen to podcasts