The Breakfast Club - DONKEY: Teen Lights His Friend's Armpit Hair On Fire, Causes Crash

Episode Date: November 18, 2024

Charlemagne Tha God Gives Donkey Of The Day To Teen Who Lights His Friend's Armpit Hair On Fire, Causes Crash. Listen For More!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Sleep tight if you can. Listen to Haunting on the iHeart radio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. Well, sexy red, donkey of the day for Monday, November 18. And it feels like every bit of a Monday goes to a teenager named Tristan Myers and his unnamed 16 year old little friend. Now Tristan's name has been released because he's 18.

The 16 year old has not because he's underage. But let me tell you something, they both get in Donkier Today because they both lied for no damn reason. See, there were four people in this car, 18 year old Tristan driving, 16 year old in the passenger seat, and two girls in the backseat, ages 15 and 16.

I'm getting anxiety, even reading this story, because when you got a 16 year old at home, like I do, just learning to drive, and she got friends that are also 16, but some a little older, 17 and 18, and they all driving, but haven't been driving long the parental paranoia you feel okay i am not in a space where i feel comfortable letting my daughter get in the car with none of her little teenage friends okay and this story ain't helping

and i damn sure don't have the heart to let her learn how to drive yet her mother is handling that and driving instructor is handling that daddy nerves bad bad. Okay, I can't do it. I honestly don't know what our parents were thinking when we were younger. Letting us drive. Yet here we are. Now the reason Tristan and his 16 year old friend are getting donkey today is because three of the teenagers were taken to a local hospital with non life-threatening injuries because Tristan crashed the SUV he was driving. He lost control of the Ford Bronco he was driving and the two young girls were thrown from the vehicle.

Thank God they are still alive. Not one of these youngins had on seat belts. Not one of them, okay? Now the reason they are getting the biggest he-ha is because Myers first said the accident happened because he swerved to avoid an animal in the road. Understandable and believable because there's state committing suicide in our society, but that's not what happened. See,

deputies talked to the teens and Myers was speeding and driving erratically before the crash. He was actually cited for inattentive driving. Now, why do you think he was speeding showing off? Right? We all did it when we were younger and And why was he driving erratically? What had his attention? Was he live on Instagram? Was he live on TikTok? Was he attempting to take a selfie?

Was he texting and driving? What? TikTok. It's TikTok, sir. TikTok, unc. Was he texting and driving? Huh? No.

Actually, he wasn't doing any of those things. Okay, see what had happened was, the 16 year old he had in the passenger seat with him, that 16 year old decided to use a lighter to set Tristan's armpit hair on fire. What? What? That's right, this little 16 year old took a lighter

to Tristan's armpit hair. It's hard for me to condemn people for things that I've thought about doing. What? But it's easy for me to condemn people for acting on it. See, there has been plenty of times throughout my life where I've looked at someone's armpit hair and thought to myself, hmm, is that flammable? Okay, especially when you can see the pieces of deodorant in the armpit hair. I understand the urge to want to roast some marshmallows

around a warm arm fire pit, but you can't let those intrusive thoughts win young man. Okay, my whole life has been me biting my intrusive thoughts, okay? You almost got yourself killed and got other people in the car killed because you couldn't take what was happening under your homie's arms anymore.

Makes me also wonder, Tristan, was your musty? Okay, was there an odor coming from Tristan's underarms that smelled like the finest of Kush? So this young 16 year old felt like it was only right to put a lighter to it? Let's discuss okay because we don't talk about underarms smelling like Kush enough and how? I'm sure canine units get confused so I can totally see why this young man would set Tristan's armpit hair on fire if indeed he was

musty. I'm lying. No I'm not. Please give Tristan Myers and his 16 year old friend the biggest he-ho. Please give Tristan Myers and his 16 year old friend the biggest he-ho. This is one of the ones where you have to punish your child because they have to learn that this is unacceptable behavior but it's also one of those ones that you and your wife find hilarious. You just happy nobody is dead. I mean nobody dies after the fact. I mean it's just ridiculous. Gotta pay for that car to get fixed. Ain't funny. I will say this to any parent out there. It is kind of funny. No, it's not.

You see your man armpit hair just sitting there. All you can think to yourself is, I want to set that on fire. They must have been high. That's what they're saying. What type of lighter was like even like. This one right here. Any one of those.

I can do this right with this all the smoke light I got in my hand. Look, that's all you need. A little bit of flame. Let's see if it works on you. Especially if you got some little bit of flame. Let's see if it works especially if you got some deodorant on Let's see if it works. You can see a little curl. Let me see if it works on your wig Let me get one little strand of that wig. Let me see it fire. I'm gonna set fire on five. Alright, alright I want to tell parents out there there is a device that you can put on the cars not that expensive where you can tell exactly How fast your kid is going you can actually I had it on both my kids' cars

when they first started to drive. What you gonna do, call them while they're going fast and say, don't go fast? Well, most kids know it's on the car and they know that you get an alert if you do go fast, so kids won't go fast. So now kids know that they're gonna get in trouble for something so they don't do it.

When has that ever been a thing? Yes, if you know you're gonna get your car taken away from you if you go over certain miles per hour, yes. You're not gonna do it. Yes do Lauren. What do you mean? Didn't get no discipline in Delaware And never let your kids ride with a kid that just got their license just doesn't happen in my household My best friend's dad actually, shout out to Otis, my best friend's dad actually used to give us the car

way before he was supposed to. I would drive us everywhere, in a truck, in a range. Delaware. We were very independent, leading kids. We were forward thinking. All right, well, thank you for that donkey today, sir. Yes, indeed. Now, when we come back, Elliott Connie will be joining us.

He has a new book out, Change Your Questions, change your future. We're gonna talk to him next so don't go anywhere. It ass up. Early in the morning. The Breakfast Club. Mike Tyson's journey to recovery reminds us that no fight is easy. With every bumpy start, each setback, and moments that could have broken him, he kept pushing forward.

I never knew what the spiral was coming up in my life. I never knew I was going to go in there deep. There's hopelessness in how so many millions of people feel like that, but have no help. Listen to the CINO show on America's number one podcast network, iHeart. Open your free iHeart app and search the CINO show and start listening. Hey y'all, Nimmini here. I'm the host of a brand new history podcast for kids and families called Historical Records. Executive produced by Questlove, the Story Pirates, and John Glickman, Historical Records

brings history to life through hip hop. gone, bash bam, another one gone, the cracker to bat, and another one gone, a tip but a cap, there's another one gone. Each episode is about a different inspiring figure from history, like this one about Claudette Colvin, a 15-year-old girl in Alabama who refused to give up her seat on the city bus nine whole months before Rosa Parks did the same thing. Check it.

And if you get with me, Did you know, did you know I wouldn't give up my seat And I am up before Rosa In a car that goes my name Get the kids in your life excited about history by tuning in to Historical Records because in order to make history you have to make some noise!

Listen to Historical Records on the iHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. Welcome to Gracias Come Again, a podcast by HoneyGerman, where we get real and dive straight into todo lo actual y viral. We're talking música, los premios, el chisme, and all things trending in my cultura. I'm bringing you all the latest happening in our entertainment world and some fun and impactful interviews with your favorite Latin artists, comedians, actors, and influencers. Each week we get deep and raw life stories,

combos on the issues that matter to us, and it's all packed with gems, fun, straight-up comedia, and that's a song that only nuestra gente can sprinkle. Listen to Gracias Come Again on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcast. Hey everyone. This is Courtney Thorne-Smith, Laura Layton, and Daphne Zuniga.

On July 8th, 1992, apartment buildings with pools were never quite the same as Melrose Place was introduced to the world. We are going to be reliving every hookup, every scandal and every single wig removal together. So listen to Still the Place on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to podcasts. Hello, my undeadly darlings. It's Teresa, your resident ghost host. And do I have a treat for you.

Haunting is crawling out from the shadows and it's going to be devilishly good. We've got chills, thrills, and stories that'll make you wish the lights stayed on. So join me, won't you? Let's dive into the eerie unknown together. Sleep tight, if you can. Listen to Haunting on the iHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.