The Breakfast Club - DONKEY: Two Women Found With Dope After Forging Docs To Buy A Car

Episode Date: January 9, 2024

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Is it a reason? He gave me donkey of the day and I deserve it. People need to know. Well, you need to tell them. I am. You have the voice. Tell them. It's time for donkey of the day.

It's a read, but you're so good at it. You're trying to be a fake ass Charlemagne. You know you want Charlemagne to go. Damn Charlemagne, who you giving donkey of the day to now? Well, sexy red. Donkey of the day for Tuesday, January 9th goes to Gabrielle Marie Baker and Laree Nicole Willis. Okay, Gabrielle is 33 and Laree is 36, and they are both facing charges after allegedly using false personal information to buy a new Mazda. Sleuth to everybody out there driving a Mazda Dropping a clues bomb for all the Mazda drivers.

Fun fact. Do you know Mazda comes from Ahura Mazda? The god of harmony, intelligence, and wisdom from the earliest civilization in West Asia. I'm saying all that to say Gabrielle and Lurie are not that. Okay. See, Gabrielle and Lurie are the epitome of city girls. There's always a scam to be unlocked with these two and these two young ladies went to the tim doll mazda dealership and they co-signed and filled out the paperwork

to purchase the 2024 mazda cx30 from the dealership but they were purchasing it with somebody else's information of course they were okay you're gonna get this fake social security number on this application and you're gonna get this fake this fake Arizona driver's license too. While we at it, here's a fake name and fake birthday, and here's a fake Utah driver's license to go with the fake Arizona one too, because I need a fake cosigner. Oh, and for good measure, here's some fake pay stubs courtesy of 1-800-CONTACTS. They are top tier.

Scam, bam, thank you, ma'am. You hear me? They did not come to play, and it worked for a little while. OK, because they agreed to buy the Mazda for almost thirty two thousand dollars. But employees became suspicious because they did not make their down payment in time. And when the dealership attempted to contact them, the phone numbers and other contact info, well, they just weren't valid. Right. The dealership even reportedly contacted 1-800 contacts and they confirmed that the two were not actual employees duh and the pay stubs were false you think well

gabrielle larie eventually did get arrested and why did they get arrested because a criminal always returns to the scene of the crime yes they do never fails always happens what do you mean uncle charlie they return to the scene of the crime. Well, GB in Young, Utah, after the vehicle they purchased illegally was reported stolen. They were arrested at the same damn Tim Dahl Mazda dealership. They basically just robbed a week before. Oh, yes, they were because they were trying to catch another lick. Yes, they went back to the same Mazda dealership and tried to purchase another vehicle with the same fake name, but with a different fake date of birth

and social security number. Now, this is when it gets good. Officers told Baker, look, we know this info is fake. And she insisted. I mean, she insisted that it was not. Let me tell you something, man. niggas gonna need i don't even know the race of these two ladies uh eddie our producer send me the race of the two ladies

i don't even know the race of these two ladies and i don't care because it doesn't matter what race you are when you do stuff like this you are a nigga what did the late great paul mooney used to say everybody wants to be a nigga but don't nobody want to be a nigga. Now, police said that Lurie, a.k.a. Young Utah, finally told Gabrielle Baker, a.k.a. GB, to just be honest. And that's when Baker gave her the correct information. Police said Willis was placed under arrest and searched. And when they searched her, guess what they found? Guess what they found? Guess what they found?

Three small bags of black tar. Yeah, dope. Smack. That boy. That horse. they found. What'd they find? Three small bags of black tar. Yeah. Dope. Smack. That boy. That horse. China White. I'm talking about that Gil Scott heroin. Okay?

Yes, they found that. And a hollow plastic tube with black and brown residue inside because they were smoking it. Let me tell you something, man. I'm glad they found heroin. I'm glad they were smoking heroin. Because when I hear stories like this, i love to know that drugs are involved it eases my mind because i'm already the most anti-social social person you will ever meet i tell y'all all the time every day of our life you know all we do when we leave our houses is attempt to avoid crazy and people are off we notice okay folks

is hurt they need therapy they got chemical imbalances. They not taking their medicine. So we already got to navigate just plain old crazy in this society. So when I hear stories like this, I'm like, man, folks is nuts. But when I hear they was on dope, heroin, now it makes sense. My brain can understand that. But that won't stop either one of them from getting the credit they deserve for being stupid. Please give Gabrielle Baker and Laree Willis the biggest hee-haw. Eddie, what race were they?

You know what race? I need to know. You want to play again? You don't know the race either. Oh, okay. All right. You don't know. All right.

Well, thank you for that dog here today. What? You got the race? No, they don't have a picture. Oh, no. Somebody was telling me something about... My wife was telling me something about the book of Clarence that I didn't realize. But that's such a good movie.

That's why you got to watch it. I got to watch it again. More than once. That's the sucky part. I had to watch it on my phone. So there's a lot of things I couldn't get through. But when it comes down to moving, I'm going to watch it. Yes.

All right. All right. Now, let's open up the phone lines. 800-585-1051. Let's go to Breakfast Club Court. For what? Our boy. Who?

Joe Coy. Oh, man. Joe Coy. Now, Joe Coy, if you don't know, he hosted the Golden Globes this past Sunday, and he's receiving a lot of backlash. All he did was make the Illuminati uncomfortable. They're saying that people are uncomfortable. They weren't laughing at his jokes. All he did was make the Illuminati uncomfortable. They're saying that people are uncomfortable. They weren't laughing at his jokes.

All he did was piss off some Swifties. They said Taylor Swift didn't find it funny. The cast of Barbie didn't find it funny. Let's play with... And since Taylor Swift is the unofficial leader of the free world, when you piss her off, you piss off all her constituents. This is what he said about Taylor Swift. As you know, we came on after a football

doubleheader. The big difference between the Golden Globes and the NFL. On the Golden Globes, we have fewer camera shots of Taylor Swift. I swear. There's just more to go to here. Sorry about that. Fantastic joke. And what made it even funnier was the cameraman's swift camera work, panning to Taylor Swift as you got her reaction. And finally, after all these years, we saw a real emotion out of Taylor Swift. Taylor Swift is the same person who acts fake surprised at awards shows as if she doesn't know she's going to win. And we finally got a real reaction from her. Those reactions you see at the NFL games, those aren't real reactions.

She just sees how everybody else acts when people score touchdowns. I saw her do it when somebody else scored a touchdown. It wasn't Travis Kelty or the Caterpillar Chiefs. She didn't know any better. She didn't know any better. She thought she was supposed to cheer after every touchdown. She was confused. Yes.

Okay. Now, also the cast of Barbie was kind of upset as well. Oppenheimer is based on a 721-page Pulitzer Prize-winning book about the Manhattan Project. And Barbie is on a plastic doll with big boobies. I watched Barbie. I loved it. I really did love it. I don't want you guys to think that I'm a creep, but it was kind of weird being attracted to a plastic doll.

Now that joke sucked. But the reason it was great was because he made the crowd uncomfortable. And once again, the cameraman panned the Ryan Gosling and whoever else the young lady was from Barbie. And they looked uncomfortable. And the reason I enjoyed it, because I enjoy seeing people bomb. So when he did that joke and it bombed and then he tried to climb himself out of the hole, that bought me great joy. All right. Well, let's go.

And I love Joe Coy. 585-105-1. What are your thoughts, huh? He did a great job, okay? Because he made the Illuminati uncomfortable. And I was looking atoy. 585-105-1. What are your thoughts, huh? He did a great job, okay? Because he made the Illuminati uncomfortable. And I was looking at the numbers. Hold on. What were the numbers?

They went up, I think, 45% or 65%. Was it 45%? Hold on. Let me see. Yes, it went up. Yeah, they had 9.4 million viewers, largest audience since 2020, up 50% from last year. Up 50%. So let's open up the phone lines.

800-585-1051. Is the backlash warranted? Did Joe Coy suck or know that Hollywood just not understand his jokes? This is the Illuminati and this is what y'all don't understand. Y'all want to have all these conversations about plants.

All these stories are planted. You know why they're planted? Because he pissed off the leader of the free world, Taylor Swift, and he pissed off all those Illuminati members in the Golden Globes and all the Swifties online gave him backlash. This is not real.

This is industry manufactured. Now let's discuss. 800-585-1051. What are your thoughts? Shouldn't I be a lawyer? You list too much. Mr. Breakfast Club, good morning. The Breakfast Club.

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Or maybe not. No country willingly gives up their territory. Oh my God. What is that? Bullets. Listen to Escape from Zakistan. That's Escape from Z-A-Q-istan on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. We are going to be reliving every hookup, every scandal, and every single wig removal together. So listen to Still the Place on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to podcasts.

Jenny Garth, Jana Kramer, Amy Robach, and TJ Holmes bring you I Do Part 2, a one-of-a-kind experiment in podcasting to help you find love again. Hey, I'm Jana Kramer. I'm Jenny Garth. Hi, everyone. I'm Amy Rovock. And I'm TJ Holmes. And we are, well, not necessarily relationship experts.

If you're ready to dive back into the dating pool and find lasting love, we want to help. Listen to I Do Part 2 on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to podcasts. Hey y'all, Niminy here. I'm the host of a brand new history podcast for kids and families called Historical Records. Executive produced by Questlove, The Story Pirates, and John Glickman, Historical Records brings

history to life through hip-hop. Each episode is about a different inspiring figure from history. Like this one about Claudette Colvin, a 15-year-old girl in Alabama who refused to give up her seat on the city bus nine whole months before Rosa Parks did the same thing. Check it.

And it began with me. Did you know, did you know? I wouldn't give up my seat. Nine months before Rosa, it was called a four-month. Get the kids in your life excited about history by tuning in to Historical Records. Because in order to make history, you have to make some noise listen to historical records on the iHeartRadio app apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts