The Breakfast Club - DONKEY: Valet Steals $120K Audi Then Claims It Was Stolen After Car Was Found Trashed

Episode Date: November 6, 2023

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Hey y'all, Niminy here. I'm the host of a brand new history podcast for kids and families called Historical Records. Executive produced by Questlove, The Story Pirates, and John Glickman, Historical Records brings history to life through hip-hop. Flash, slam, another one gone. Bash, bam, another one gone. The crack of the bat and another one gone. The tip of the cap, there's another one gone. Each episode is about a different inspiring figure from history. Like this one about Claudette Colvin, a 15-year-old girl in Alabama who refused to give up her seat on the city bus nine whole months before Rosa Parks did the same thing. Check it. Get the kids in your life excited about history by tuning in to Historical Records. Because in order to make history, you have to make some noise. Listen to Historical Records on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, everyone. This is Courtney Thorne-Smith, Laura Layton, and Daphne Zuniga.

On July 8th, 1992, apartment buildings with pools were never quite the same as Melrose Place was introduced to the world. We are going to be reliving every hookup, every scandal, and every single wig removal together. So listen to Still the Place on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to podcasts. Hey, this is Justin Richmond, host of the Broken Record podcast. Every week, I or my co-host, Leah Rose, sit down with the artists you love to get unparalleled creative insight. Our new series is looking at one of the most influential jazz labels ever, Blue Note Records. You'll hear from artists like legendary bassist Ron Carter, singer-songwriter Noah Jones, and guitarist Julian Lodge. Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to podcasts.

Welcome to Gracias Come Again, a podcast by Honey German, where we get real and dive straight into todo lo actual y viral. We're talking musica, los premios, el chisme, and all things trending in my cultura. I'm bringing you all the latest happening in our entertainment world and some fun and impactful interviews with your favorite Latin artists, comedians, actors, and influencers. Each week, we get deep and raw life stories, combos on the issues that matter to us, and it's all packed with gems, fun, straight-up comedia, and that's a song that only Nuestra Gente can sprinkle. Listen to Gracias Come Again on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

On Thanksgiving Day, 1999, five-year-old Cuban boy Elian Gonzalez was found off the coast of Florida. And the question was, should the boy go back to his father in Cuba? Mr. Gonzalez wanted to go home, and he wanted to take his son with him. Or stay with his relatives in Cuba. Mr. Gonzalez wanted to go home and he wanted to take his son with him. Or stay with his relatives in Miami. Imagine that your mother died trying to get you to freedom. Listen to Chess Peace, the Elian Gonzalez story

on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. They want this man to throw them blows, man. They wait for Charlamagne to tap these gloves. Let's go. They had to make a judgment of who was going to be on the donkey of the day. They chose you. Oh! Who's donkey of the day today? Yes, donkey of the day for Monday, November 6th goes to Jordan Richardson. Jordan Richardson is or was a valet in Baltimore at the Sagamore Pendry Luxury Hotel.

Let me tell you something about energy. In fact, let me quote something about energy energy this comes from Eckhart Tolle the energy that you put out comes back to you in quote okay I don't care who you are what you're doing how you're doing it whatever energy you putting out is gonna come back to you I'm talking to you from experience which is one reason I don't do the vengeance revenge thing because whatever you are attempting to do to someone will ultimately be done to you in fact while you're doing and saying whatever you're doing and saying to someone what you're attempting to do to them has already been done to you yes it's already done trust me whatever energy you put out is

already happening to you in real time and that is what happened to jordan richardson i mean that energy he put out came right back to him let's go to cbs news baltimore for the report please a valet is charged with stealing his 120 000 audi rs7 and lying to police about it yeah i never in my wildest dreams could have thought when i handed those keys over i even tipped the valet when he finally got it back the car was totaled there's a full can of gas spilling the whole car. They dumped the whole thing like they were going to set it on fire. WJZ obtained charging documents in the case, where police say the suspect, Jordan Richardson, admits taking the car and says he was approached by two men at gunpoint on Boston Street who carjacked him.

Police say he then changed his story, saying he went to a car meetup at a gas station. And when he got out, someone jumped in and drove away in the Audi. And eventually he breaks and tells him, hey, I took the car, took it to Wawa, but then it got stolen from me. And I don't know who took it and I don't know where it's at. I don't know what they did with it. Eller says they did cop him in his room the day his vehicle was stolen and offered him another suite to come back but he says that's not enough and he says he's out thousands of dollars. Reporting live in Fells Point, Mike Helgren, WJZ. Now is he a terrible valet or a terrible carjacker? This is like when your parents tell you that you're doing too much like jack of all trades, master of none, you want to be a carjacker, a valet, you probably rap but now you're just the

main star in a short film we call double jacking. Okay, in other situations, a man would be excited to star in a short film called double jacking, especially on Pornhub. But this ain't a movie, dog. Okay, now this could just be a coincidence. I doubt it is, though, because, oh, what a tangled web we weave. Listen, man, life is about choices. This valet made the choice to go joyriding or go to the car meetup whatever he was doing but whatever it was he went to go show off okay you went to go show off this stolen car so

you did it for the gram regardless of whether you got jacked you was going to jail anyway for car theft because you literally took this man's car just to go to a a car meetup or i don't know what it was either way you went to go flex all right You went to go flex in another man's ride. Okay, those likes, those comments, those reposts, whatever validation

you were seeking is not worth what's happening to you right now. You probably thought you was going to get cheeks by jacking another man's whip. Now you're about to be in jail

giving up cheeks, jacking another man. Damn, we know what you mean. Yes, yes, okay? Got robbed at gunpoint all right because

you went to a car meetup or you went to go joyriding whatever the real owner of that car probably would have never gone where this valet jordan richardson went but jordan had to go stunt real quick he had to pull up shining one time let people see i 11 and the people clearly liked what he pulled up and they liked it so much that they took it from him. I'm telling you, this is how energy works. OK, you get what you put out into the world because thought waves of energy that vibrate and vibrate at a specific frequency. OK, that frequency attracts similar frequencies to it. That's why happy people attract other happy people and angry people attract other angry people. And I don't get me wrong. Life is still going life.

So you can put out all the positive energy in the world and bad things will still happen to you. But if we already know that, why would we do things that we know are going to create the negative energy in our lives that we already trying to duck? Huh? Jordan, you knew as soon as you made the decision to steal this man's car, that wasn't the wise thing to do. But for whatever reason, you thought you could get away with it. And the law of energy said in real time let this be a lesson to us all the reciprocation of energy always and every time we will get exactly what we put out there to others okay like karma whatever we do will indefinitely come back to us in some way shape or form please let ramima give jordan give Jordan Richardson the biggest hee haw hee haw hee haw

you stupid mother f***er you dumb alright well thank you for that donkey today sir yes indeed alright BET we'll see y'all tomorrow peace BET everybody else let's open up the phone lines

800-585-1051 we're talking about actress Yvonne Orji Yvonne friend to the room she recently did an51. We're talking about actress Yvonne Orgy. Yvonne, friend to the room. She recently did an interview, and she was talking about her still being a virgin. Are you still a virgin? I am. Oh, my God. I love this.

This is the most original guest we've ever had on. And what are you, 39? I am. Oh, my God. That dam is going to break one day, baby. Baby, let me tell you right now. People are like, oh, you know, Yvonne, I was like, pray for him, whoever he is. Why are you going to break your neck?

You get a lot of pets of energy up in here. Oh, my God. And you're going to hit your sexual peak when you start having sex. So, yeah, you're going to need a couple of men probably. All right. So let's open up the phone lines. Yvonne out here guaranteeing her spot in heaven. 800- This shouldn't even be a story.

585-1051. This is exactly how people are supposed to live. You do know that, right? The Bible says don't have premarital sex. Are you a 30-year-old plus virgin? Going to heaven, as far as we know. If so, we'd love to talk to you. Want to know why?

800-585-1051. Are you a 30-year-old plus virgin? There's nothing wrong with that, if you are. Let's discuss. You're actually doing what we're supposed to be doing. Anybody in the room? Want to talk? No?

No? Okay. 800-585-1051. Let's talk about it. Call us up right now. All the virgins out there, if you're 30 years plus, we'd love to talk to you. It's The Breakfast Club.

Good morning. The Breakfast Club. Hey, y'all. Niminy here. I'm the host of a brand new history podcast for kids and families called Historical Records. Executive produced by Questlove, The Story Pirates, and John Glickman, Historical Records brings history to life through hip-hop.

Flash, slam, another one gone. Bash, bam, another one gone. The crack of the bat and another one gone. The tip of the cap is another one gone. Each episode is about a different inspiring figure from history, like this one about Claudette Colvin, a 15-year-old girl in Alabama who refused to give up her seat on the city bus nine whole months before Rosa Parks did the same thing.

Check it. And it began with me. Did you know, did you know? I wouldn't give up my seat. Nine months before Rosa, it was Claudette Colvin. Get the kids in your life excited about history by tuning in to Historical Records. Because in order to make history, you have to make some noise. Listen to Historical Records on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

Hey, everyone. This is Courtney Thorne-Smith, Laura Layton, and Daphne Zuniga. On July 8, 1992, apartment buildings with pools were never quite the same as Melrose Place was introduced to the world. We are going to be reliving every hookup, every scandal, and every single wig removal together. So listen to Still the Place on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to podcasts.

Hey, this is Justin Richman, host of the Broken Record Podcast. Every week, I or my co-host, Leah Rose, sit down with the artists you love to get unparalleled creative insight. Our new series is looking at one of the most influential jazz labels ever, a rose, sit down with the artists you love to get unparalleled creative insight. Our new series is looking at one of the most influential jazz labels ever, Blue Note Records. You'll hear from artists like legendary bassist Ron Carter, singer-songwriter Noah Jones, and guitarist Julian Lodge. Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to podcasts. Welcome to Gracias Come Again, a podcast by Honey German, where we get real and dive straight into todo lo actual y viral.

We're talking musica, los premios, el chisme, and all things trending in my cultura. I'm bringing you all the latest happening in our entertainment world and some fun and impactful interviews with your favorite Latin artists, comedians, actors, and influencers. Each week, we get deep and raw life stories, combos on the issues that matter to us, and it's all packed with gems, fun, straight up comedia, and that's a song that only Nuestra Gente can sprinkle. Listen to Gracias Come Again on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. On Thanksgiving Day, 1999, five-year-old Cuban boy Elian Gonzalez was found off the coast of Florida. And the question was, should the boy go back to his father in Cuba?

Mr. Gonzalez wanted to go home and he wanted to take his son with him. Or stay with his relatives in Miami. Imagine that your mother died trying to get you to freedom. Listen to Chess Peace, the Elian Gonzalez story, on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.