The Breakfast Club - DONKEY: Wife Charged After Disguising Herself As A Doctor To Have Sex With Husband In Hospital

Episode Date: July 19, 2023

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Listen to Gracias Come Again on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I was donkey up the team. Made it. Well, just hilarious. it really caught me off guard damn chalamet who got the donkey of the day today well just hilarious uh donkey of the day for wednesday july 19th goes to police and a hospital in the city of padua i believe i pronounced that right actually i think i pronounced that right i don't believe i did at all okay in fact i probably didn't but padua padua is the city in italy and their police need to be held accountable for the injustice that occurred to a 40 year old 40 year old woman who has not been named and this

is one of those times where her name should not be mentioned because we must protect the innocent even though police and this hospital are trying to hold her accountable and make her guilty when i don't think she should be in jail at all in fact i believe she should be celebrated for what she has done all right let me just start with the headline courtesy of the daily mail okay the headline is sexual healing wife disguises herself as a doctor so she can sneak into italian hospital ward and have sex with her husband drop on the clues bombs for this queen she snuck into the hospital so she could do some squat thrusts in a cucumber patch with her husband okay all i all i ever hear about italy is that it is one of the most romantic places in the world okay they talk about the breathtaking landscape and the stunning

views of the mediterranean sea the delicious seafood and the magical culture that draws people in all of that sounds amazing and very romantic but nothing i've heard about italy sounds more romantic than this story this wife this spouse this partner this mate this queen this rib this bride this epitome of a better half stole a doctor's medical gown to sneak into a hospital ward so she could have sex with her husband she boarded the beef bus in the er for her team a nurse walked into the er and found this queen half naked hunching on her husband while he was on the hospital gurney i have nothing but respect for this woman because

she had needs her husband had needs she didn't cheat he didn't cheat because clearly he couldn't but they didn't look for any banana in the fruit salad from outside sources okay now the reason i'm giving the police donkey today and the hospital was because the hospital questioned her and she tried to claim she was part of the medical staff but was detained and handed over to police now i know what y'all saying charlamagne impersonating a doctor is illegal well how come you not in jail you never did a little role playing we all been playing doctor with each other since we was kids okay y'all mad because this wife took it a step further and gotten got a professional doctor's outfit and actually snuck into the hospital and role played with her husband who was actually in

the er surrounded by patients and in front of all those patients she started batter dipping the corn dog and she is being punished and arrested for that this is what happens when you take prayer out of schools okay we don't even recognize god anymore all right hospital medic said the woman was intoxicated so what italian wine is the best all right wine and romance go hand in hand what's next she's gonna be chastised for lighting some candles in the hospital throwing some rose petals on the hospital floor i am appalled at how this wife is being treated for showing up her showing up for her husband free her her, okay? We always yelling free such and such for people who probably deserve to be locked up, but this woman

really should be free. In fact, she should have never been arrested in the first place. This wife even removed the IV from her husband's hand so he could more easily, more easily play in the box the kids came in. Look, I understand the woman has been removed. I understand the woman had been removed from the premises before because she was harassing the staff. But she wanted to see her boo. Okay, her husband's in the ER and she had an itch that needed to be scratched. Or in the words of Sukiyana, a poom poom that needed to be scratched. So she decided to reenter the premises by stealing a medic's white coat so she could slip into the ER unchallenged to get to her husband.

And boom, hot beef injection. I don't see the problem with any of this. Not one single solitary issue. And the police had the nerve to arrest this woman and charge her with receiving of stolen goods, unauthorized practice of a profession and impersonation malarkey. All right. This woman needs to get a medal a proclamation wife of the year award all right the bar for being a wife has been raised tremendously this should be added to wedding vows for better for worse for richer for poorer in sickness and

in health to love in the chairs to sneak in the hospitals when i'm in the er until we are parted by death all heroes are not kings of highly advanced African nations with endless supplies of vibranium. Please give the hospital and the police in Padua, Italy, who arrested this woman for having sex with her husband in the hospital. The biggest hee haw. We used to be a world. We really used to be a world, man. This woman should be white for the year. Some of y'all won't even split the bill with your significant other nonetheless sneak into a hospital to have

sex with them while they in the er you do that for your boo excuse me i don't even like how you said that bro i just want to know what boo he i exactly i don't feel like he was referring to your wife you know what i mean i think You wouldn't do that for your bae For my wife yes Are you That's all I'm asking I'm just asking would you do it for your boo Who's the boo My wife

Okay just asking You wouldn't want Gia to do that for you right Of course okay My boo would do it for me But my question is like how long was he in an emergency room? What? What? I don't like

How you No I'm just You said it not me I'm just asking a question Chris you feel this right? I do feel it Okay What you feel?

I don't feel nothing A little tension You just said you felt it Man You saved this I'm gonna save you You saved this Say what you mean

What you say That's what I'm saying You just said you play doctor I'm just asking alright not this pathway evil spirits away from me

alright he's asking a question boy here man Lord have mercy alright now you wouldn't do that for your

you wouldn't do that for your significant other though I said I would yes man but how long is he in the emergency room like they couldn't guess not he couldn't wait

so let's open up the phone lines or he might he might be dying we don't know that might be the last I would. Yes, man. But how long is he in the emergency room? Like, they couldn't... Yes, Nadi couldn't wait. So let's open up the phone lines. Or he might be dying. We don't know. That might be the last hurrah. Would you do that for your significant other? 800-585-1051. Bay is in the hospital.

ER. In the ER. You know, need some sexual healing. You need to get stretched. They need to go to Pound Town. They need to get stretched. They need to go to Pound Town. Whatever you young get stretched. You need to go to Pound Town. Whatever you young kids are saying out there. You might need a check.

That needs to be a meme. Grow up, y'all. Grow up. Grow up. Never. What'd you do it? 800-585-1051. Would you sneak into the hospital to take care of bae let's talk

about this we ain't even tell bt peace though oh bt see y'all later peace the credits is rolling that's right now that is the question 800-585-1051 let's discuss it's the breakfast club good morning the breakfast club donkey of the day is brought to you by the law office of Michael S. Lamisoff. Don't be a donkey. Dial pound 250 on your cell and say the bull if you've been hurt in a construction accident. That's pound 250 from your cell and say the bull. Had enough of this country?

Ever dreamt about starting your own? I planted the flag. This is mine. I own this. It's surprisingly easy. 55 gallons of water, 500 pounds of concrete. Or maybe not. No country willingly gives up their territory.

Oh my God. What is that? Bullets. Listen to Escape from Zaka-stan. That's Escape from Z-A-Q-a-stan. On the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey guys, I'm Kate Max. You might know me from my popular online series, The Running Interview Show, where I run with celebrities, athletes, entrepreneurs, and more. After those runs,

the conversations keep going. That's what my podcast, Post Run High, is all about. It's a chance to sit down with my guests and dive even deeper into their stories, their journeys, and the thoughts that arise once we've hit the pavement together. Listen to Post Run High on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. As a kid, I really do remember having these dreams and visions, but you just don't know what is going to come for you. Alicia shares her wisdom on growth, gratitude and the power of love. I forgive myself. It's okay. Have grace with yourself. You're trying your best and you're going to figure out the rhythm of this thing. Alicia Keys, like you've never heard her before. Listen to On Purpose with Jay Shetty

on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey y'all, Niminy here. I'm the host of a brand new history podcast for kids and families called Historical Records. Executive produced by Questlove, The Story Pirates, and John Glickman, Historical Records brings history to life through hip-hop. Each episode is about a different inspiring figure from history, like this one about Claudette Colvin, a 15-year-old girl in Alabama who refused to give up her seat on the city bus nine whole months before Rosa Parks did the same thing.

Check it. Get the kids in your life excited about history by tuning in to Historical Records. Because in order to make history, you have to make some noise. Listen to Historical Records on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Welcome to Gracias Come Again, a podcast by Honey German, where we get real and dive straight into todo lo actual y viral. We're talking música, los premios, el chisme, and all things trending in my cultura. I'm bringing you all the latest happening in our entertainment world and some fun and impactful interviews with your favorite Latin artists, comedians, actors, and influencers. Each week, we get deep and raw life stories, combos on the issues that matter to us, and it's all packed with gems, fun, straight-up comedia, and that's a song that only nuestra gente can sprinkle.

Listen to Gracias Come Again on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.