The Breakfast Club - DONKEY: Woman Arrested After Stabbing Grandfather For Telling Her She Stinks

Episode Date: September 7, 2023

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Hey y'all, Niminy here. I'm the host of a brand new history podcast for kids and families called Historical Records. Executive produced by Questlove, The Story Pirates, and John Glickman, Historical Records brings history to life through hip-hop. Flash, slam, another one gone. Bash, bam, another one gone. The crack of the bat and another one gone. The tip of the cap, there's another one gone. Each episode is about a different inspiring figure from history. Like this one about Claudette Colvin, a 15-year-old girl in Alabama who refused to give up her seat on the city bus nine whole months before Rosa Parks did the same thing. Check it. Get the kids in your life excited about history by tuning in to Historical Records. Because in order to make history, you have to make some noise. Listen to Historical Records on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. that informs and empowers all people. We discuss everything from prejudice to politics to police violence, and we try to give you the tools to create positive change in your home,

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on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey guys, I'm Kate Max. You might know me from my popular online series, The Running Interview Show, where I run with celebrities, athletes, entrepreneurs, and more. After those runs, the conversations keep going. That's what my podcast, Post Run High, is all about. It's a chance to sit down with my guests and dive even deeper into their stories, their journeys, and the thoughts that arise once we've hit the pavement

together. Listen to Post Run High on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I'm called Donkey of the Day and it really caught me off guard. Damn, Charlamagne. Who got the Donkey of the Day today? Well, Jess Hilarious, Donkey of the Day for Thursday, September 7th goes to 22-year-old Carrington Harris. Carrington Harris was arrested just past Tuesday on charges of domestic abuse battery and domestic abuse battery with a dangerous weapon. That's just all police jargon.

What had happened was she stabbed her grandfather in the face. Now, look, I'm not going to sit here and act like it's never a justifiable reason to stab your grandfather because I'm sure there is quite a few, but not in this case. See, Carrington stabbed her grandfather because her grandfather was simply being a concerned grandfather. Let's go to ABC3 for the report, please, and then we can discuss. A Paris sheriff's detectives arrested a Keithville woman for allegedly stabbing her grandfather during a domestic dispute. Carrington Harris, 22, was arrested after an investigation revealed

she stabbed her grandfather in the face following an argument over her hygiene habits. Detectives said Harris and her grandparents began arguing after they asked her to shower. She then began damaging property inside the house and then turned the power off from outside. Detectives say while the couple was trying to restrain Harris, she got away and got a knife from the kitchen, using it to stab her grandfather. Harris then ran from the house and into the woods. She was found a few hours later. Harris was arrested and charged with one count each of domestic abuse battery and domestic abuse battery with a dangerous weapon. I smell the smelly smell of something that sounds smelly. Okay.

What world do we live in when a grandparent can't tell their grandchild they stink? This is what grandparents do. Okay. How many times have you heard your grandparents say, go wash your ass. You smell like outside. How many times you heard your grandparents say, don't you sit on my couch until you go take a bath. Okay.

Why do you think your grandparents used to keep the plastic on the couch? Just in case you sit your funky ass down without washing. Let me tell you something. This happened on a Tuesday. This woman was 22 years old. She probably was out all Labor Day weekend and didn't wash her ass once. Walking around smelling like cookouts and Casamigos all weekend. And you know granddaddy ain't putting up with that.

And I'm going to be honest with you. I seen a mugshot. You want to see her mugshot? Let me show you her mugshot. I wanted to play a game, but all weekend. And you know granddaddy ain't putting up with that. And I'm going to be honest with you. I seen a mugshot. You want to see her mugshot? Let me show you her mugshot. I wanted to play a game, but all right. We'll get to it. Hold on. I don't want to see a mugshot.

If I see a mugshot, how am I going to play a game? Oh, yeah, you're right. Well, I won't play a game. Man, pull up her mugshot. Somebody pull up her mugshot. I can't find her. She stabbed her grandfather and ran in the woods? Yes, and then the dog sniffed out easy.

Dogs found her easy. All I'm saying is I want y'all to see her mugshot. I saw her mugshot, and when I looked at it, I could smell it. Because she got dreadlocks that she probably hasn't washed in months. And I'm not judging. I'm just saying I can see where your granddaddy was probably coming from. These youngins have too many choices nowadays, too many options. They got a million screaming platforms to choose from.

They don't got to eat what's for dinner. Parents, grandparents cook. They say they don't want that. Then end't got to eat what's for dinner. Okay, parents, grandparents cook. They say they don't want that. Then end up ordering Uber Eats. Just disrespectful. I come from the area, you eat what's for dinner. And if you don't, you starve. With these little financially free youngins, it's spoiled.

All right, these kids don't even got to be human if they don't want to no more. Salute to all the youngins out there identifying as turtles. Is this him? Look. Oh, look. No, look, look, look, look. Now, look. Look, look, look. Oh, no. Oh, here she go.

Here she go. Pass that over. Yeah. Pass that over, Sid. Pass that over, Sid. Oh, my goodness. Now, look at her now. Come on.

How you going to be musty and mad and mad at me because you musty? Now, look at her now. 22? Come on now. She's an easy 40. Come on now. No, she... Come on now.

Come on. I can smell it. All I'm saying is we as adults have to draw the line somewhere. We letting these youngins make a lot of choices nowadays, but a shower is not optional. You will not be under my roof with your coochie smelling like hookah smoke. And what's crazy is you don't want to listen to your granddaddy tell you to take a shower. Now you're headed somewhere where there's an actual shower schedule.

Now there's no law in jail that says you must bathe, okay? But if you think for one second those inmates going to let you be in the box with a stink box, then you out your ranch at ass mind, all right? Look, Karenton, we need you to clean up your act. I know life stinks sometimes, but you don't have to add to it, all right? There are some things that are totally in your control, and washing your ass is one of them, and you shouldn't be mad at the people in your life who love you enough to tell you to wash your ass. Especially when it's a granddaddy telling a granddaughter, okay? That's love. You know how many women I know that stink and I have to convince other women to let them know?

I have a theory that when people get upset, when you tell them they stink, it's because they are upset that they didn't trust themselves. See, if you can smell yourself, trust me, other people have been able to smell you for a while. So you mad because you didn't listen to yourself. You're mad that somebody called you out for something you already knew and had the chance to correct but didn't. You, Carrington, projected that anger onto the wrong

person. The same energy you used to stab your granddad in the face, you could have used to put some Old Spice on a rag and wash all those private parts that smell public. Please give Carrington Harris the sweet sounds and the hammer tones. You are the donkey of the day. You are the donkey of the day. Yee-haw Yee-haw

Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm Alright, Charlamagne, thank you for that donkey today. Yes, indeed. So the grandfather didn't pass away? No, he didn't die. Okay. He didn't die. He's alright.

I mean, where is he? Hospital, I'm assuming. Let me look. I didn't read that part. Damn. I mean, I know the listener's like, well, where's grandpa? Like, you know what I mean he ain't die though

okay well that's amazing but Jesus Christ damn man cause he took you cause he actually took a shower asked you to wash

your funky ass yeah yeah that's the story I did see oh my god alright well thank you for that donkey today

alright now did you say peace BET oh BET peace see y'all later BET bye see y'all tomorrow donkey of the day is brought to you by the law office of Michael S. Laminsoff don't be a donkey All right, now, Jess. Did you say peace, BET? Oh, B-E-T-P. See y'all later, BET. Bye, see y'all tomorrow. Donkey of the Day is brought to you by the law office of Michael S. Laminsoff. Don't be a donkey.

Dial pound 250 on your cell and say the bull if you've been hurt in a construction accident. That's pound 250 from your cell and say the bull. Wake that ass up early in the morning. The Breakfast Club. Hey, y'all. Niminy here. I'm the host of a brand new history podcast for kids and families called Historical Records. Executive produced by Questlove, The Story Pirates, and John Glickman, Historical Records brings history to life through hip-hop. Each episode is about a different, inspiring figure from history,

like this one about Claudette Colvin, a 15-year-old girl in Alabama who refused to give up her seat on the city bus nine whole months before Rosa Parks did the same thing. Check it. And it began with me. Did you know, did you know? I wouldn't give up my seat.

Nine months before Rosa, it was called a four-month. Get the kids in your life excited about history by tuning in to Historical Records. Because in order to make history, you have to make some noise. Listen to Historical Records on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, what's up? This is Ramses Jha. And I go by the name Q. Ward. And we'd like you to join us each week for our show Civic Cipher. That's right. We discuss social issues,

especially those that affect black and brown people, but in a way that informs and empowers all people. We discuss everything from prejudice to politics to police violence. And we try to give you the tools to create positive change in your home, workplace and social circle. We're going to learn how to become better allies to each other. So join us each Saturday for Civic Cipher on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hello, my undeadly darlings. It's Teresa, your resident ghost host. And do I have a treat for you.

Haunting is crawling out from the shadows, and it's going to be devilishly good. We've got chills, thrills, and stories that'll make you wish the lights stayed on. So join me, won't you? Let's dive into the eerie unknown together. Sleep tight, if you can. Listen to Haunting on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

Muhammad Ali, George Foreman, 1974. George Foreman was champion of the world. Ali was smart and he was handsome. The story behind The Rumble in the Jungle is like a Hollywood movie. But that is only half the story. There's also James Brown, Bill Withers, B.B. King, Miriam Akiba. All the biggest black artists on the planet. Together in Africa.

It was a big deal. Listen to Rumble, Ali, Foreman, and the Soul of 74 on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. more. After those runs, the conversations keep going. That's what my podcast Post Run High is all about. It's a chance to sit down with my guests and dive even deeper into their stories, their journeys, and the thoughts that arise once we've hit the pavement together. Listen to Post Run High on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.