The Breakfast Club - DONKEY: Woman Assaults Man; Bites His Butt & Says ‘I Love The Taste Of Your Blood’

Episode Date: October 10, 2024

Charlamagne Tha God Gives Donkey of The Day To A Woman Who Assaulted A Man; Bites His Butt & Says ‘I Love The Taste Of Your Blood.’ Listen For more! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Don't be out here acting like a donkey. Hee-haw, bitch. Hee-haw. It's time for Donkey of the Day. I'm a big boy. I can take it. If you feel I deserve it, ain't no big deal. I know Charlamagne's got some funny shit to say out his mouth. If you gotta say something you may not agree with, it doesn't mean I'm mean. Who's getting that donkey? That donkey. That donkey. Donkey. Donkey. Donkey. Donkey of the Day right here.

It's a breakfast club, bitches. You can call me the Donkey of the Day, but like, I mean no harm. Yes, donkey of the day for Thursday, October 10th, goes to a 36-year-old woman named Laura Lawson. Laura is from Pennsylvania, Adams County to be exact, and she is facing multiple felony charges after an alleged string of violence against a man. Can I be honest here?

I don't like when people say, can I be honest, because it feels like they were lying to you the whole time. But I just need to be more honest than usual. Society don't really care about women committing violence against grown ass men. It's not a thing. Let's stop lying to ourselves. Adult males in this country get laughed at when we get beat on by women, beat up by women. You might get some sympathy if a woman shoots you, but you probably have to die.

And even in death, someone will be will be asking well what did he do okay women committing violence against men is treated like a complete and total stand-up comedy in this country society has created a complete and total social injustice okay for male victims of domestic violence do you know male victims of domestic violence have reported barriers that prevent them from contacting law enforcement such as fear that law enforcement would not believe that they had been a victim of domestic violence and men believe that their reports of domestic violence would not be taken seriously. It's nasty out here for us. And I'm going to tell you something else.

Not only do people not take male victims of domestic violence serious, nobody takes us serious when our buttocks are involved. When you are. See, you know what I'm saying? You see? Why does that elicit laughter? It's not funny. Why? It's not funny. When you are a grown-ass man and someone has fondled your fanny in some type of way, nobody

cares. And Laura Lawson is out here tampering with tushes. Let me explain. On October 2nd, charging documents state that officers responded to reports of a woman on the hood of a vehicle. That was laura lawson she attempted to run away police found her and when they found her she was wearing a hospital identification bracelet and ekg pads after jumping on the hood of the car of her victim now let's talk about this story reports say lawson began hitting and spitting on the window before being shook off the vehicle by the driver he must have

started swerving like he was in a fast and furious movie get off my hood how did this happen well police documents say earlier that day inside a residence lawson requested that the victim keyword victim come upstairs and reports say she didn't tackle this poor man bit him on the nose and then police reports say Laura Lawson allegedly took down this man's sweatpants and bit him on the ass. And after she bit him on the ass, she said I love the taste

of your fill in the blank. What do you think she said, Envy? What do you think she said she loved the taste of? Ish. Lauren, what do you think she said the taste of? What do you think she said she loved the taste of? Crack. His blood. Oh. His blood. Oh. His blood.

Now, let me tell you something. I was a huge fan of the Suki Stackhouse books by Charlene Harris. Dropping the Clues Bonds for Charlene Harris. And I was a huge fan of the TV show True Blood based off those books. I do not recall ever, never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever a vampire sucking blood through some man's bunkie. Vampires will bite your neck. I think I recall them biting wrists. But I never seen a vampire seek to get blood through anal memes.

Now, the victim told police that he then tried to escape to the bedroom when Lawson eventually found him and demanded that he bow to her. Can you imagine if the roles were reversed and I was speaking on a man doing this to a woman? Everybody would be calling this man a monster, rightfully so. But Lauren LaRosa laughed. Okay? I was speaking on a man doing this to a woman. Everybody would be calling this man a monster, rightfully so. But Lauren LaRosa laughed. OK, well, see, when it's a woman, people chuckle. OK, when they when they hear about her chewing on his cheeks, it's funny.

Try to get the blood from where he releases the brown. This woman, Laura Lawson, tried to get this man to bow and he refused to comply. So Laura then, according to court documents, mounted him and hit him in the face multiple times, causing a busted lip and other injuries to his face. Investigators state that out of fear of more violence, he complied to Laura Lawson and got on his hands and knees and then laura forced him to commit simulated sexual acts involving a water bottle oh you know she was acting like that bottle of water was a penis and she probably made him suck it probably slapped him around his mouth stop that don't do that again do that again

do it again why Do it again. It's not funny. I don't know why she's laughing. Laura started with butt play. You don't think she ended with it? She took that water bottle, went back there, and said H2, and then he screamed out, oh! Oh! Oh my God!

The victim, a male, a grown-ass man, said that he was able to escape the room and attempted to leave the residence. She saw him trying to escape, so she grabbed his car keys, her three-year-old child, and drove off. Laura, you're doing all this with a child in the house, you evil-ass Batman villain. Beliefs state that Lawson later returned to the residence in the vehicle with the child, demanding that the victim get in the car with all his belongings. the victim put his laptop and personal belongings in the car charging documents say that lawson displayed her middle finger flipped them off and drove away from the scene

and hit a parked car in the process disabling the vehicle when lawson returned to the scene she saw the victim being driven by another individual and that's when she jumped on the hood of the car listen man clearly Laura is dealing with mental health issues Are she's just making moves based off of straight emotion either way? She has to deal with the consequences of her actions so being that she's facing multiple charges and none of them are sex crimes Bothers me okay. She's facing multiple charges including felony robbery Aggravated assault theft and indecent assault is indecent assault a sex crime? Because it should be. Bunkies were bitten. Do you hear me

out there, America? Bunkies were bitten. Water bottles were used to simulate sex acts. If the bottles were Ciroc, would people take this more seriously? Huh? If the man's bottom was breached by the bite of another man, would people take this one-woman freak-off seriously?

I don't know i don't want to talk it's enough you're right boosie i've had enough too please let remi ma give laura lawson the biggest hee-haw hee-haw you stupid mother are you dumb nobody take nobody takes violence against men from women seriously and nobody takes it seriously when our cheeks are involved. This woman says she wanted that she liked the taste of his blood after biting his butt.

So then she uses the water bottle to simulate sex acts. She was trying to get some blood from back there. That's what she was trying to do. Indecent assault is sexual assault that does not involve rape. All bunkies matter.

So the water bottle ain't rape? Yes. Oh oh i didn't write the definition i just read it why do you think it was funny that's not funny you didn't think when you did the slap face thing that was funny that was traumatizing don't nobody care i really think that with people slow-mo that you would find it fun it's like a fart for some reason anything i gotta do with a butt, you fart, you giggle. You see what I'm saying?

This is crazy. This is crazy. That poor man. Don't worry. When the men do movement, start. How big was she then? Did she come out to him and hold him down?

It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. That's what they do to women. What was she wearing? What does it matter? What does it matter? What does it matter how big she was? How big he was?

What does it matter? Nobody takes this serious. Why you pick up that water bottle after? You ain't got to put that water bottle to your mouth like that after. That poor bro. You should have thought that one through, bro. Put that water bottle down slowly. Slapped his face all with it.

Like, okay. All right. I don't like this room. We believed you. You ain't have to act it out too i laughed as much as you so i don't like you want to act out the whole thing okay just ask me all right you're about to act out thank you for that donkey today and salute to that poor brother out there man we with you brother all hashtag send him some healing energy. All bunkies matter, man. Hashtag.

All right. Okay. When we come back. Are you all right? I am fine. Yeah. Don't pick up that water bottle for another hour.

Okay. Okay. All right, guys. Come on. Grow up. This is not funny. And it got that tip on it. And that water bottle

got the tip on it. We have a guest coming in next. Okay. Everybody straighten up. The pastor's coming in the room. Yes. We have a guest coming in next. Okay. Everybody straighten up. The pastor's coming in the room. Yes. Pastor Stephanie Okafor.

Yes. She'll be joining us. She has a great new book out called The Power of Dreams. You need to pray over that water. Make it holy water. All right. It's the breakfast club. The power of your dreams.

A guide to hearing and understanding how God speaks while you sleep. Okay. Somebody in this room needs Jesus. All right. We'll do it to him. It's the breakfast club. Come on. While you sleep. Okay, somebody in this room needs Jesus. All right, we'll do it to a breakfast. It's the breakfast. I'm hot. Donkey of the Day is sponsored by renowned personal injury attorney,

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