The Breakfast Club - DONKEY: Woman Attempts To Hire Hitman To Kill Wife Of Man She Met On Dating Website

Episode Date: September 24, 2024

Charlamagne Tha God Gives Donkey of The Day To A Woman Who Attempts To Hire A Hitman To Kill The Wife Of Man She Met On Dating Website. Listen For More!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I'm a donkey. Yes, you are a donkey. I'll show you how to act a donkey. Everything that Charlamagne is saying is true. Yes, donkey of the day for Tuesday, September 24th goes to a Tennessee woman named Melody Sasser. Melody is 48 years old, and she attempted to hire a hitman

to kill the wife of a man she met on a dating website. I can't make this kind of stuff up. Let's go to wbir channel 10 for the report please the woman who hired a hitman to kill another woman will spend more than eight years in prison melody sasser was arrested last year after authorities say she hired the hitman on a website called online killers market she paid the hitman $10,000 in Bitcoin to kill the wife of a man she met on an online dating site. The 48-year-old provided pictures of the woman and location information. Sasser must also pay more than $5,000 to the victim. I really feel sorry for single people

in 2024. I don't knock anyone who is on these dating websites. I just felt. I felt something in here. Could you stop being so sensitive? I don't even know what you're talking about. If you want to go on eHarmony, Bumble, OKCupid, Match.com. Lauren, what's your favorite? Christian Mingle. I don't do none of them.

Christian Mingle. Try Christian Mingle. All I'm saying is. I don't know if my reposado intake will allow favorite? Christian Mingle. I don't do none of them. Christian Mingle. Try Christian Mingle. All I'm saying is. My reposado intake will allow me on Christian Mingle. Oh. Pray over the tequila before you get on there. That's all. All I'm simply saying is I don't knock anyone for me in on these websites,

but it truly can't do anything but complicate the dating process. Now, this is what I don't understand about Melody's request. The news report says the man met Sasser, met her prior to his marriage. Melody, listen to what I just said. He met you prior to his marriage, meaning that if you were a match for him, if he really wanted to be with you, then you both probably would have been together. Clearly, this man was looking for what he currently has, a wife. Clearly, he wanted to be in he currently has, a wife. Clearly

he wanted to be in a long-term committed relationship. It just wasn't with you, Melody. So what would be the reason to get this man's wife killed? Do you believe that if you, you know, get her out of the way, then it will make room for you? That's not how any of this works. And furthermore, why are people having customer service conversations with online killers market? I'm telling you right now, okay, your Uncle Sharla gets on this radio, and I tell y'all all the time, every day of our lives, we are simply trying to avoid crazy. Nothing more, nothing less.

We're trying to avoid being crazy ourselves, but more importantly, we are trying to avoid the crazy in others. This man is out living his best life with his new wife. Just think about that. He just living. You know, they just going about their daily routines, minding their business, and there's somebody out there with $10,000 on her head for no reason other than she met you on Match.com before you met your wife,

and she has an obsession with you. Paid $9,750 in Bitcoin to have your wife killed and she customized her order? It needed to appear like an accident, she said, to avoid suspicion of criminal activity. And then she complained for two months and 11 days to the online killer's market that the job is not completed. She literally said to them, two weeks ago, you said it was being worked on and it would be done in a week. The job is still not done. Does it need to be assigned to someone else? Can I choose another killer? I don't want to use Michael Myers no more. Is Jason Voorhees available? I know that Kruger guy only works nice, but is he potentially available?

Law enforcement searched her home. They found a journal listing several other hitman websites. Now, I'm not the highest grade of weed in the dispensary, but I guarantee all of these hitman websites are operated by law enforcement. And please, law enforcement, whether it's the FBI, DEA, someone please let me sit in one day. I just want to sit in and watch y'all react to the foolishness that is on the Internet. I really do, because you got to be a different level of stupid to go on a website to order a hit on somebody. Can you imagine going to you got to be a different level of stupid to go on a website to order a hit on somebody. Can you imagine going to an app to order a hit on somebody?

Murder Eats is crazy. Imagine Def Dash delivering to the wrong address. Listen, one of the hardest things in life is letting go, Melody. Whether it's guilt, anger, love, loss, or betrayal, change is never easy. I understand. We fight to hold on and we fight to let go. Melody, you should have let go. But now you got the next hundred months in prison to think about it. And she got to pay more than $5,300 in restitution to the victim. And nobody can say she didn't earn it.

Please give Melody Sassa the sweet sounds and the hammer tones. You are the donkey of the day. You are the donkey of the day. Yee-haw. I have a question. Mm-hmm. I have a question. Mm-hmm question So she met him before his marriage What was the time frame In between they met

And then he went and got married Doesn't matter she wasn't the one It doesn't matter She wasn't the one All she got was 100 months That's over 8 years What you mean all she got Trying to kill somebody Not really single All she got was 100 months? That'd be the problem. That's over eight years. What you mean all she got? I think she should get more than that.

Trying to kill somebody? I do too. Not really single. You want to play a game? Yes, I do. Let's play a game. You want to play a game? I do.

Let's play a game of Guess What Rations! All right, give me my clues. Melody Sasser, 48 years old, attempted to hire a hitman to kill the wife of a man she met on a dating website, and she only got eight years in prison. Guess What Rations! Lauren LaRosa. She white. Okay. a hitman to kill the wife of a man she met on a dating website, and she only got eight years in prison. Guess what race she is. Lauren LaRosa. She white. Okay.

Only eight years. Okay. Okay. Is this something you would do, Lauren? I'm not hiring no hitman. You'd do it yourself? All right, ask me now. She hired somebody from Delaware.

DJ Envy. Melody is 48 years old, and she attempted to hire a hitman to kill the wife of a man she met on a dating website, and she only got eight years in prison. Guess what? Right, she is white. Why do you think she's white? Well, she only got eight years. Okay, same.

I would like to tell Lauren LaRosa and DJ Envy that both of y'all are absolutely positively correct. Melody Safford, 48 years old, Tennessee. She is capital Riot White. Look at her. Look at her. Well, thank you so much. I really would love to know the timeline

though. She's got an insurrection or two in her. Because don't be on this dating app acting single and you not. If you marry somebody like two weeks after we meet, you could have never been dating me. First of all, you're making this up. You don't know how long it was. Where you marry somebody like two weeks after we meet, you should have never been dating me. First of all, you making this up. You don't know how long it was.

Okay. Where you get this two weeks from? I just feel like it was a short period of time because why was she so crazy? That's what I've been trying to, stop with y'all feelings. You stop putting your feelings

on people. We don't know the facts. Now you posting pictures and I'm like, where you at? You getting married, now I'm at the all white party. Like I just,

what? What's next? Wow. All right. Okay. Like I just. What? What's next? Wow. All right. Okay. Somebody got triggered. Very triggered. Somebody's on Bumble typing ferociously right now.

Don't y'all be in here married. Okay. With relationships. Looking for matches. Do you have a Bumble account? Why are you. No, I don't have any of those accounts or any of those places. I think that it's weird.

No, I don't. Why would you be on. You never had any of those accounts or any of those places. I think that it's weird. No, I don't. Why would you be on a... You never had one of those accounts? Never. I think that that's so weird. I swear, I've never been on a dating app. But why would you be on a dating app if you know that you're about to be married to somebody? You have someone that you like so much.

He just rolled over and was like, I want to marry this lady all of a sudden. We don't know this. You're making all of this up. None of this happened in the story. There's a lot that leads up to wanting to marry somebody. You knew you was on your way to marriage, so why would you come into my life? This happened, Lauren. The Lululemon.

The Lululolo. I don't care. Call me whatever you want me. Frank McCourt is joining us. I'm so frustrated. Why? You need a shot? People be lying.

It's like, why would you lie? Oh, triggers. Wow. Triggers. I love triggers. Listen. Who's lied to you before? Do you need somebody to talk to?

I have a great therapist you can talk to. I don't trust nobody coming anywhere from you. I have great recommendations. All right. Donkey of the Day is sponsored by renowned personal injury attorney Michael the Bull Lamisoff. Don't be a donkey when you need a fighter on your side. If you're ever injured, go to MichaelTheBull.com.

That's MichaelTheBull.com. And when you mess with the bull, you get the horns. Wake that ass up. In the morning. The Breakfast Club.