The Breakfast Club - DONKEY: Woman Ends Her 9-Year Relationship With Boeing 737 Plane

Episode Date: September 13, 2024

Charlamagne Tha God Gives Donkey of The Day to A Woman Who Was in A Relationship with Boeing 737 For Nine Years, She Broke up With The Plane But They 'Still Friends'. Listen For More!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hey y'all, Niminy here. I'm the host of a brand new history podcast for kids and families called Historical Records. Executive produced by Questlove, The Story Pirates, and John Glickman, Historical Records brings history to life through hip-hop. Flash, slam, another one gone. Bash, bam, another one gone. The crack of the bat and another one gone. The tip of the cap, there's another one gone. Each episode is about a different inspiring figure from history. Like this one about Claudette Colvin, a 15-year-old girl in Alabama who refused to give up her seat on the city bus nine whole months before Rosa Parks did the same thing. Check it. Get the kids in your life excited about history by tuning in to Historical Records. Because in order to make history, you have to make some noise. Listen to Historical Records on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hello, my undeadly darlings.

It's Teresa, your resident ghost host. And do I have a treat for you. Haunting is crawling out from the shadows, and it's going to be devilishly good. We've got chills, thrills, and stories that'll make you wish the lights stayed on. So join me, won't you? Let's dive into the eerie unknown together. Sleep tight, if you can. Listen to Haunting on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Daphne Caruana Galizia was a Maltese investigative

journalist who on October 16th 2017 was assassinated. Crooks Everywhere unearthed the plot to murder a one woman WikiLeaks. She exposed the culture of crime and corruption that were turning her beloved country into a mafia state.

Listen to Crooks Everywhere on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, this is Justin Richmond, host of the Broken Record podcast. Every week, I or my co-host, Leah Rose,

sit down with the artists you love to get unparalleled creative insight. Our new series is looking at one of the most influential jazz labels ever, Blue Note Records. You'll hear from artists like legendary bassist Ron Carter, singer-songwriter Noah Jones, and guitarist Julian Lodge. Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to podcasts. Hey, everyone. I'm Madison Packer, a pro hockey veteran going on my 10th season in New York. And I'm Anya Packer, a former pro hockey player and now a full Madison Packer stan.

Anya and I met through hockey, and now we're married and moms to two awesome toddlers, ages two and four. And we're excited about our new podcast, Moms Who Puck, which talks about everything from pro hockey to professional women's athletes to raising children and all the messiness in between. So listen to Moms Who Puck on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts,

or wherever you get your podcasts. I'm trying to be a fake-ass Charlemagne. Some donkey today has just sold himself. I've been watching you, Charlemagne. I was ready for you. I'm a donkey. I'm a donkey. I never heard of a donkey the other day. What is it? I'm a donkey. Say it again, Charlemagne.

I'm a donkey. Yes, you are a donkey. I'll show you how to act a donkey. Everything that Charlemagne is saying is true. Donkey of the Day for Friday, February 13th. Oh, it's Friday the 13th. I don't care about that no more. I used to.

Not anymore. It goes to a woman named Michelle Cobb Kay. I think her name is. I'm probably pronouncing her last name wrong. Listen, man. I am reminded every day how hard it is for women to find the right partner out here. Okay. I am surrounded by some very, very, very,

very, very, very, very, very single women. Damn, okay? I'm talking about the type of women that J.D. Vance uses to prove his childless cat lady point. But it's not because they don't want a man, okay? It's not because they don't want to be in a relationship. They just can't find a man. And full disclosure, it's hard for me as an unk, okay?

It's hard for me as an unk to these women. It's hard for me as a brother to these women. It's hard for me to feel sympathy for them because I know them. And because I know them, I can totally see why they single. I totally understand why they can't find anyone. Why you fannin' me, Envy? Or why nobody wants to be with them. Why you fannin' me?

Or why their relationships don't last. I completely understand, okay? But I also can understand why women be sick of men. envy envy why nobody wants to be with them why their relationships don't last i completely understand okay but i also can understand why women be sick of men okay a lot of men need to go through the work on themselves that's why i be stressing healing i know a lot of women who refuse to even date a man who's not going to therapy and i don't blame them but some women like michelle koppke get out of here some women like michelle koppke are going to extremes to prove that they don't need a man. See, Michelle Cobb K. has been diagnosed with objectophilia.

Ever heard of that? Anybody in the room? No, I have not. It's when you develop an attraction to objects. Okay? Because of this condition. Why you looking at me with that, Envy? Michelle fell in love.

All right? You know what she fell in love with? And I want all my single friends, all my single, you know single nieces and sisters to listen because there's other options out here. Michelle fell in love with an airplane. Not just any airplane, a Boeing 737-800. She says she's attracted to the plane's wings, the plane's winglets,

and its thrusters. Oh, Michelle said the plane got a big ass cockpit okay she carried out a long distance relationship with the airplane but after nine years of flying high the relationship has come crashing down because michelle and her boeing 737 800 have finally broken up i know you all are listening to me and you're saying to yourself, Uncle Charlotte, what the hell are you talking about? Well, if you don't believe me, Michelle was on a reality show with her bae, so you can listen to the story for yourself.

Let's listen. Michelle's love of planes is known as objectophilia, and she's not alone. Over 5,000 people worldwide are also in love with inanimate objects, and that's just what's been documented unable to fit 129 feet and six inches of 737 into her apartment the focus of michelle's daily love is her models and the life-size scrap parts she buys online michelle has spent some $6,000 on these 737 parts.

You judging? Okay, but when the plane starts talking dirty to you, saying things like, Baby, I'm carrying a full load and the passengers are ready to disembark. Ooh. You can talk back to the plane dirty and say, Ooh, baby, you want your bin stuffed? Listen, man. Michelle said her biggest dream was to be married and live to the plane dirty and say, ooh, baby, you want your bin stuffed? Listen, man. Michelle said her biggest dream was to be married and live with the plane. She said she sleeps with her darling every night, either with real, you know, components like the spoiler, the flap track

bearing, and tank valve are a five foot two model. She said intimacy is part of our relationship. I'm actually kind of shocked they couldn't make it work because in relationships, there is going to be turbulence. OK, see, in relationships, everything starts out good. It's a smooth takeoff, but there is going to be points where the ride gets bumpy. That's why you have to wear your seatbelt on the plane. You can't get up and go to the bathroom right now. Sit here and figure it out. What you going to do? Get up, open the emergency door and jump out just because things are getting rough? You're 30,000 feet

in the air. That's not gonna work. Okay? You are not going to be on cloud nine every moment of a relationship, even if you are dating a plane. And none of the single ladies I know better be judging. I'm judging. I didn't know you were single. I wasn't even talking about you.

Why are you jumping? Why are you? Why? You didn't know I was single? I had no idea. All of your nieces, you didn't know I was single. I wasn't even talking about you. Why are you jumping? Why are you? Why? Why are you? You didn't know I was single? I had no idea. All of your nieces. You didn't know I was single. Okay. All right. Keep going.

All I'm simply saying to all my nieces. All my nieces. Okay. At least Michelle had somebody. All right. She was with that plane for nine years. Okay. My single friends could never.

Or maybe they could. But they got too many wants. Okay, these checklists of what they need a man to do. And, you know, they don't even check off none of the boxes they looking for in others. I feel so bad for them. What you want in someone else, you must possess in yourself. So imagine how fly Michelle must be that she ended up with a whole plane as a sexual partner for nine years.

She did what works for her. And for the record, her and the plane have stayed on good terms and the breakup wasn't too messy and she said her and the plane are still friends. That's good to know the donkey of the day. You are the donkey of the day. Yee-haw. Good morning to all my single nieces. Good morning to all my single sisters. Everyone, turn this way. Good morning to all my single nieces Good morning to all my single sisters Good morning to all my single friends

Okay There's just another option out there for y'all Okay That's why that fan won't open because God don't like ugly There's another option out there for y'all Okay, that starts with a P Alright There's another P option

Alright, I want y'all to know. This over. How you feeling? Man. I feel great. Okay. Man, this is crazy. What's crazy?

What? What's crazy? What? Hey, Mac, come here, Mac. What? Hit the wobble one time. Hit the wobble one time for Big Mac. You can't do the wobble.

He lost weight. Do the cha-cha side. Mac is concernedble one time for Big Mac. You can't do the wobble. He lost weight. Do the cha-cha side. Mac is concerned. Mac is concerned. Who are you concerned about? You, Bert? He's concerned about the single people, the single nieces, the single sisters, our single friends.

Mac, I know you're not waging war between the single community and the Fat Lives Matter community. Mac. Because you don't want this war. You don't want this war. We got nothing but time, baby. Mac, just talk. Just say what you said to me.

I was just concerned because... Say it with your chest. Come on. This lady took the Mile High Club, like, literally, and it just made me think that the way you was coming to the defense, that maybe you was just upset that you wasn't getting any turbulence in your middle seat. Wow.

You said your middle seat is empty. But this came from a spot of love. I love you, I love you. It came from love. I love you and this is with love. I know, absolutely. This response is with love. I don't even know why you're taking this personal, Lauren. Lauren, why are you taking this personal?

This response is with love. Let Lauren speak. Lauren, why are you getting upset? Go ahead, Lauren. I represent it for my people and I just wanna say. Who's your people? At least, at least, a lot of the single community only need a middle seat.

We don't need multiple seats. I mean, that's true. That's true. She shot back at you. Max, she said you fly cargo, man. Whoa. But it's obvious that ladies, it's getting bad because y'all fall in love with all inanimate objects. Y'all fall in love with roses.

Y'all fall in love with planes. It's true. It's getting bad out here. I'm falling in loveimate objects. Y'all fall in love with roses. Y'all fall in love with planes. It's getting bad out here. And y'all are falling in love with objects. Like... Y'all, okay. Turn the wobble off. This is over. Wrap it up. It's over. What's the last thing you fell in love with?

This is not about me. We not doing this. Listen, man. You should fall in love with objects because objects in the mirror are closer than they appear. So that lets me know that objects, you'll be with an object before you be with a man. That's what I'm getting from all this. I got faith in you. You're going to find somebody.

You're going to find somebody. That's what I'm getting from all this. Alright, when we come back. Donkey of the Day is sponsored by renowned personal injury attorney Michael the Bull Lamisoff. Don't be a donkey when you need a fighter on your side. If you're ever injured, go to MichaelTheBull.com. That's MichaelTheBull.com. And when you mess with the bull, you get the horns.

Wake that ass up early in the morning. The Breakfast Club. Hey, y'all. Niminy here. I'm the host of a brand new history podcast for kids and families called Historical Records. Executive produced by Questlove, The Story Pirates, and John Glickman, Historical Records brings history to life through hip-hop. Flash, slam, another one gone.

Bash, bam, another one gone. The crack of the bat and another one gone. The tip of the cap, there's another one gone. Each episode is about a different inspiring figure from history Like this one about Claudette Colvin A 15 year old girl in Alabama Who refused to give up her seat on the city bus Nine whole months before Rosa Parks did the same thing Check it. Get the kids in your life excited about history by tuning in to Historical Records. Because in order to make history, you have to make some noise. Listen to Historical records on the iHeartRadio app,

Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hello, my undeadly darlings. It's Teresa, your resident ghost host. And do I have a treat for you. Haunting is crawling out from the shadows, and it's going to be devilishly good. We've got chills, thrills, and stories that'll make you wish the lights stayed on. So join me, won't you?

Let's dive into the eerie unknown together. Sleep tight, if you can. Listen to Haunting on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Daphne Caruana Galizia was a Maltese investigative journalist who on October 16th, 2017, was assassinated. Crooks Everywhere unearths the plot to murder a one-woman WikiLeaks. She exposed the culture of crime and corruption that were turning her beloved country into a mafia state. Listen to Crooks everywhere on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, this is Justin Richmond, host of the Broken Record podcast.

Every week, I or my co-host, Leah Rose, sit down with the artists you love to get unparalleled creative insight. Our new series is looking at one of the most influential jazz labels ever, Blue Note Records. You'll hear from artists like legendary bassist Ron Carter, singer-songwriter Noah Jones, and guitarist Julian Lodge. Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to podcasts. Muhammad Ali, George Foreman, 1974. George Foreman was champion of the world. Ali was smart and he was handsome.

The story behind The Rumble in the Jungle is like a Hollywood movie. But that is only half the story. There's also James Brown, Bill Withers, B.B. King, Miriam Akiba, all the biggest black artists on the planet, together in Africa. It was a big deal. Listen to Rumble, Ali, Foreman, and The Soul of 74

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