The Breakfast Club - DONKEY: Woman Hits BF With Car While On Their Way To Couples Therapy

Episode Date: August 20, 2024

Charlamagne Tha God gives Donkey of the Day to a woman who hits her boyfriend  with her car while they were on their way to couples therapy! You can't make this stuff up! Listen for more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Who's getting that donkey? That donkey. That donk, donk, donk, donk, donk. Donkey of the day right there. The Breakfast Club, bitches. You can call me the donkey of the day, but like, I mean no harm. You know, donkey of the day for Tuesday, August 20th goes to a woman from Minnesota named Veronica Gas.

Now if you know anything about your Uncle Charlotte, and you know I got a few screws loose, you also know that I'm a big proponent of doing everything I have to do in order to get those screws tightened. OK, I'm a huge mental health advocate. Yes, I encourage people, especially black men, to go to therapy or just to get on some type of healing journey. OK, one form of therapy that is great for those of us in relationships is couples therapy. Drop on the clues bombs for couples therapy. OK, what is couples therapy exactly? It's simple. Couples therapy is a form of psychotherapy that can help you and your partner improve your relationship. All right. If

you are having relationship difficulties, you can seek couples therapy to help rebuild your relationship. Psychologists say couples therapy can address a wide range of relationship issues, including recurring conflicts, feelings of disconnection, and affair, issues related to sex, are just difficulties due to stress. Okay, if you and your partner are going through a rough patch, Couples Therapy can help you work on your relationship. Your therapist can help you express your feelings, discuss issues with your partner, and resolve conflicts.

All right, Couples Therapy is good. All right, it can help increase understanding, respect, affection, and intimacy between you and your partner, which can help you be happier together. I'm just saying this for those who don't know because a lot of times we hear the phrase couples therapy but don't know what it is, okay? It's more than just you and your significant other

getting up and going to see the lady, okay? They also got the same types of couples therapy that you can get in one-on-one sessions like CBT, right? Cognitive behavioral therapy, emotionally focused therapy. So I'm all for it, okay? I believe that it can be a major key to a healthy relationship. Hell, as I talk, I'm like, shoot, why not go do a couple sessions with the wife?

My damn self. Not because anything is wrong, but because we want everything to keep going right, okay? It's like, don't wait until the doctor tells you that you're sick to change your diet. Don't wait until you look down and can no longer see your penis to start working out let's do preventive maintenance now okay you know because you know you might get to a point where it's a little too late all right this happens in real life you stop

drinking when your liver is already done some people are obese and you know they have the massive heart heart attack and die too late to start eating eating right and exercising then and that's what i feel happened in the case of Veronica Gass. Okay, see, Veronica and her boyfriend, they were off to see the wizard. By wizard, I mean therapist, okay? They were on the way to couples therapy, and they had an argument that morning.

And I'm going to tell you right now, I'm about to gaslight you. This is another example of why women are the problem. See, this man wanted to go see the lady with his woman, Veronica. He was trying to make it work. She's arguing with him in the morning. They on the way to go see the wizard. They are on the way to couples therapy.

I'm not making this up. They're on the way to see the wizard. Veronica stops in the middle of the lane and forced her boyfriend to exit the car because she decided right then and there she didn't even want to go see the lady she just wanted to break up with him so he did as asked he got out the car and when he got out the car and passed the front of the car to walk to the sidewalk the pair made eye contact so guess what she decided to do hit him hit the damn gas hit the gas and then hit him. We do. They was just arguing.

And she decided she wanted to break up, so she asked him to get out the car, so he got out the car. The argument stemmed from somewhere, though. We don't just- See? Victim blaming. That's right. You see what I'm saying? Toxic, toxic, toxic.

I'm an investigative journalist trying to get to the bottom of it. All I hear is victim blaming, okay? The man rolled over the hood of the car and shattered the window. Damn. And then, hold on, it gets worse. He better pay for it. All I hear is victim blaming, okay? The man rolled over the hood of the car and shattered the window. Damn. And then, hold on, it gets worse. He better pay for it. Veronica lies to police and tells police she didn't see her boyfriend, but then eventually admitted to police that she hit him on purpose.

Damn. Mind you, they only been together for a year. They were shacking up. That's right. Now you got your mouth open. Now you on the man side. I can't believe that you said only a year. That's 12 months of her life. How old is she? 30.

He tried to take the best years of her 30s. They were shacking up, living together for a year, and they already in therapy, and she already tried to kill him. Now she facing second-degree assault, criminal vehicular operation, bodily harm, gross negligence, and domestic assault. All that for a year relationship? I mean, damn, is that even enough time to really ruin a woman's pH balance? Now, I'm not the highest grade of weed in the dispensary,

but I've been around long enough to know that Ayanna couldn't fix this life, okay? This man was in a relationship with a toxic crusader. Okay, if y'all in therapy, she tried to kill you already, and it's only been a year, then you shouldn't be going to therapy. You should be packing your stuff up and going home. Or if she's living with you, send her home. Either way, y'all shouldn't be living with each other. Because if you're in a relationship,

and all you do is cry, you need to stop and ask yourself, are you dating a human or an onion? Okay? Now I'm going to close with this. Couples therapy won't work if you haven't addressed your individual issues. Sometimes individual issues can overshadow relationship problems. Okay. Unresolved trauma, personal mental health issues, addiction, you know,

daddy issues, mommy issues. They can and will have a huge impact on a partnership and couples therapy will be less effective if these underlying issues are not addressed the reason couples therapy wouldn't have worked for Veronica and her man is simple it's because Veronica actually needed an exorcism please give Veronica gas the sweet sounds of the day. You are the donkey of the day. Yee-haw. Poor brother. Poor, poor, poor man.

I feel bad for him. Oh, now you feel bad for him after you just said, what did he do after he got hit by a car? I was waiting for you to cape. No, I feel bad for him because he got paid for that windshield. Wow. See? Because why are they arguing?

See? What was he arguing about? Does it matter? She ran him over with a car. Clearly something she did. How do you know that, though? How can you just imply that? You know, if there's a guy listening right now and they're thinking about kicking it to you, they have to think, damn, I wonder if Lauren would hit me with a car.

Don't nobody want to be in a relationship with that onion. I want everything about me to give. Don't play with her. To get that mad you hit somebody with a car, what were they arguing about? He had to have a baby on the way. Want to play a game? Yes.

Let's play a game of Guess What Racing. Let's go. All right. A woman from Minnesota from a town called Otter Tail. Otter Tail. Okay. She was arrested after she struck her boyfriend with her car while the pair was on their way to couples therapy.

DJ Envy, Guess What Races! It's a tough one. The reason I'm thinking it's tough because Lauren said this is what she would do. I didn't say that. I just feel for my sis. But she's from Delaware. She's from Delaware. Always keep that in mind when you're going to dress up.

Whoa. I'll go white. White. White. White. White. White. White.

White. White. White. White. White. White. White. White.

White. White. White. White. Lauren LaRosa. A woman was arrested, Veronica, after she struck her boyfriend with her car while the pair was on their way to couples therapy. Lauren LaRosa.

Guess what race she is. At first I was thinking maybe she's Puerto Rican. Why Puerto Rican? I don't know. It just seemed a bit like she reacted really fast, really extensively. You know what I mean? So you said Latinos. Glad to know you feel this way about Puerto Ricans.

In the Bronx. Puerto Rico in the Bronx. She's in Otter Tail, Minnesota, you said? Yes, Otter Tail, Minnesota. I stayed there as a flight attendant. I don't know. Bronx. She's in Otter Tail, Minnesota, you said? Yes, Otter Tail, Minnesota. I stayed there as a flight attendant. I don't know. I feel like, not Otter Tail, but in Minnesota. I feel like she could be a sister, just maybe a little light skin.

Light skin? Why light skin? She caught. Say what's on your mind, Lauren. Don't stutter. Go. I like this. She caught her feelings real fast.

Oh. Brown skinned woman. You saying light skinned woman in there feelings? I like this. Let's go, Lauren. You saying light skinned women don't catch their feelings, just light skinned women? I like this. Let's go, Lord. You say light skinned women don't catch their feelings? Because he toxic.

Because he toxic. He went through trolling me in the comments. Let's go, Lord. Me and you against the light skinned world. It's just black. You don't feel like there's an emotional difference between the two of y'all? No. I just get called out on mine.

Okay. All right. Well, I'm just, you know, that's how I feel. He thinks it's a light skinned black. Wow. A light skinned black sound like a thing. Oh, okay. All right. Well, I'm just, you know, that's how I feel. I don't know. He thinks it's a light-skinned black. Wow. A light-skinned black sound like a thing. Damn, we need a drink. I feel like you just threw something at me.

Damn. Just can't be black, a light-skinned black. Yeah, a light-skinned black. We need a drink. I know. I feel like I just lynched. Like, what? Listen, one of you was correct, one of you was wrong.

DJ Envy, you are absolutely, positively correct. I knew it. Damn. Veronica is Caucasian. Light-skinned. She the light-skinned cousin we never asked for. She's not light-skinned. She's white.

Go, Lauren. Wage war on light-skinned people this morning. Go. Don't stop. What light-skinned man hurt you? I don't even deal with light-skinned men for real. I had like 0.5 of them. Y'all be doing too much. What light-skinned man hurt you? I had like a 0.5 of a light-skinned man hurt you? I don't even deal with light-skinned men for real. I had like 0.5 of them. Y'all be doing too much.

What light-skinned man hurt you? I had like a 0.5 of a light-skinned man. It was too much. My light-skinned guys gotta act dark-skinned. Lauren, if you don't wanna hear him say no more, you stand on that, damn it. I'm with you. Shout to my light-skinned brothers out there.

I don't know what she think. Yo, Envy, yo, Charlamagne. At the car show, I walked up on Envy to say bye. He had, it was like a crusade. It was like 30 Dominican. Damn. I'm like, yo, y'all might as well have merch in here. It was a pack of pale pigmen.

Yo, it was crazy. They were all taking one picture. It was a pack of pale pigmen. There was no tan. They were black. It was a Brigada Beach. I didn't say it was light-skinned. It was just black. Yo. Oh, yellow tan. They were black. That's a Brigada beige. I didn't say it was light-skinned, it was just black.

Yo. Oh, yellow tan clan. We got to break that in. We got to go to therapy. No. Me and you go to therapy together about what's your problem with light-skinned men.

There was no DEI in that photo. Y'all needed some DEI. Like, y'all needed a brown-skinned friend. Shoot, Lord. Shoot. Black is black. Shoot.

No, don't chew. Don't chew, because when they in my comments, yeah. They already think my underarms would be braided like Bow Wow hair. This whole show is problematic. He said light-skinned men look like pit bulls, and you saying you just don't like light-skinned men. I didn't say I didn't like them.

And wintertime coming, y'all about to look like sugar cookies. I enjoy a warm sugar cookie. Don't take that. What? At Wendy's? about to look like sugar cookies. I enjoy a warm sugar cookie. Don't take that off. What? At Wendy's? That's the best thing with the frosting. All my light skin people, just jump in Lauren LaRosa's comments, please.

No, no, wait, wait. When we come back, 800-585-1051. When we come back, we want to know why light skin people look like sugar cookies in the winter. No, no, no. Donkey of the Day is sponsored by renowned personal injury attorney Michael the Bull Laminsoff. Don't be a donkey when you need a fighter on your side. If you're ever injured,

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