The Breakfast Club - DONKEY: Woman 'Married' To A Ghost Reveals She & Her Boo Are Now Divorced

Episode Date: July 25, 2023

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Don't be out here acting like a donkey. Hee-haw, bitch. Hee-haw. It's time for Donkey of the Day. I'm a big boy. I can take it. If you feel I deserve it, ain't no big deal. I know Charlamagne Tha God gonna have some funny sweet s*** out his mouth. If I say something you may not agree with, it doesn't mean I'm mean. Who's getting that donkey? That donkey. That donkey. Donkey. Donkey. Donkey. Donkey of the Day, right there.

It's a breakfast club, bitches. You can call me the Donkey of the Day, but like, I mean no harm. Lauren started coughing as soon as I licked the Palo Santos. I told you, I think you're putting spells on me. Says a lot. I'm just doing this because I don't want to keep any bad spirits out the room because donkey of the day for Tuesday, July 25th goes to a singer named Riccarde. I think I'm pronouncing her name right.

Now, this is a donkey of the day update, by the way, okay? Because it's like, where are they now? See, in the history of Hee Haws, we have had some very interesting characters. And Bricardé is one of them. She is 40 years old now. And a couple of years ago, when I first gave her Donkey of the Day, I gave her Donkey of the Day because she decided that she wanted to marry a ghost. Wow. Yeah, she decided that she didn't want a dude to tell death to his part.

She wanted hers already dead okay she married the spirit of a victorian soldier named eduardo one stormy night in 2021 when the poltergeist proposed to her after bursting into her bedroom and professing his love for her y'all think i'm making this up but i'm not let's go to the morning to hear Bricardi talk about it. So just remind us how you met Eduardo. It was an unconventional meeting, let's say that. He kind of burst into my bedroom in the dead of night and kind of captivated me, sent sensations all over my body. And that was our first encounter.

So he's Victorian? He's a Victorian soldier, yes. Right. So you got used to the's a Victorian soldier, yes. Right. So you got used to the relationship, you're now very much in love, and in fact, last time when you came on to talk about it, you told that here. What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What is it?

He's here. Is he? Well, I should hope so too, it's your wedding day. Where is he? Can't you see him? No, definitely not. Definitely not here. And you'd think that I would be able to see him. He doesn't like you. He doesn't like me.

Oh, my God. Well, that's fair enough. Well, I'm sorry. No, don't worry. He's a bit rude. I'm not marrying him. No, I know. What are we listening to?

Today's update in Donkey of the Day. Okay. And the reason Briccarde is getting another hee-haw is because this past weekend a story broke. I was reading it on Metro.com. And the story is a singer who claimed to have married the ghost of a Victorian soldier says she's getting divorced. Bro. We just heard how they met but according to her they supposedly became inseparable and the ghost even sent her cryptic messages in the shower if you are married to the

crypt keeper isn't every message a cryptic message now this is where it gets it gets really good y'all ricarde said they started having issues because she said i I want a summer wedding, but the ghost hates the heat. Probably because he escaped hell. I don't know that man. Don't know where he went in the afterlife, but I can only assume that a ghost who hates heat only knows what said heat feels like in the afterlife because he at least passed through Hades at least once. Not to mention, according to her, she wanted to be hot because she secretly would love to make him melt.

Riccarde, are you dating Slima from Ghostbusters or Frosty the Snowman? I mean, what do you mean you want to make him melt? You really got to pick what plot line of Ghostbusters you want to run with. You're either going to marry a ghost or you're going to melt the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man and make s'mores. I'm not making any of this up. Riccarde said, and I quote, I i want a summer wedding but he hates the heat and i'd secretly love to make him melt but he disappears often enough as it is ricardo that's called ghosting all right what do you expect when you marry a ghost imagine rationalizing your in

your mind that you've had relationship problems from the start and one of those problems is that your phantom boyfriend keeps ghosting you. Riccardo you should have known this wasn't gonna last long. In the vows they say tell death do us part technically his only option was to leave. Alright if you already come in dead parting was just next on the list. I actually have some of her wedding vows we have footage from the actual wedding this is real people listen do you take eduardo to be your partner in the adventure that lies ahead do you promise to walk side by side to the ends of the earth do you take eduardo as your partner from

now until the end of time i do eduardo do you take Ricard to be your partner in the adventure that lies ahead? Do you promise to walk side by side to the ends of the earth? Do you take Ricard to be your partner from now until the end of time? He does. I keep telling y'all, segregation was a great concept that was poorly executed. It should have been based on intelligence and behavior and not race, okay? I keep telling y'all segregation was a great concept that was poorly executed. It should have been based on intelligence and behavior and not race. I, for one, am shocked that they are getting a divorce because I'm sure they had no problems with communication. Because I don't know why, but I feel like her husband was very transparent with her.

I'm almost willing to bet she could see right through him. Now, they tried to get on the same page she said for weeks they got nowhere in regards to wedding dates she even designed a ouija board of wedding dates to see which they were both drawn to some of y'all have really watched one too many episodes of wednesday adams but let's play along ricarde says that her ghost groom had turned into a complete groomzilla and his list of demands grew daily. And she said that her ghost groom had become increasingly possessive. Does she mean possessed or possessive?

All right. She even claims that Eduardo got too drunk during their honeymoon. A spirit drunk off spirits. Isn't that some form of supernatural cannibalism? Now, would you like to know, Lauren and Envy, what really caused them to separate? I would love to know. Apparently, her ghost groom is fascinated with Marilyn Monroe.

And the ghost of Marilyn Monroe keeps popping up at the chapel that they got married at. Oh, to speak her peace. Riccarde said that her haunted husband would ghost her for days at a time and come back smelling like chanel number five what are we maryland monroe's favorite perfume i don't know mb but i'm gonna go along with it i really hope that uh some of y'all don't die and smell like your favorite fragrance for all of eternity. Could you imagine smelling like cool water forever? Huh?

Moral of the story is Bricardi and Eduardo are getting a divorce and it sucks to hear them getting divorced because it's just another woman out here without a boo. Okay? Hit my boo, Red. No, I don't like that boo. What kind of boo is that? That's a homie boo. No, I don't like that boo.

What kind of boo is that? That's a homie boo. Yeah, I don't need that kind of boo. I need a boo. A boo. She's out here without her boo. That's what I needed. Please give Riccarde the sweet sounds of the Hamiltones.

Oh, now you are the donkey of the day. You are the donkey of the day. You are the donkey of the day. Yee-haw. Lauren. We played that one because it's like funeral hymn music. Lauren. I didn't even think about that. Got a question for you.

What? How does a ghost cry when he's sad? Boo-hoo. Boo-hoo. Yes, you got that one. You're such a dad for you what how does a ghost cry when he's sad boohoo boohoo yes you got that one you're such a dad like what why was lauren like i just heard that yesterday why was the ghost embarrassed lauren because i don't know he had a booger hey what more you see what you see what you started you see what you started? You see what you started? Lauren, what do ghosts eat with meatballs? What do ghosts eat with meatballs? I don't know. Envy, tell me.

Spooncandy. Oh, my. I got one more. I got one more. I got one more. This is what happens when you age. When we talk about yesterday. Please spare me.

Give me another one, Envy. It's too good. Okay, okay. What do you say when you catch a ghost? Got you. I got you, boo. I got ghost? Got you I got you boo I got you boo I got you boo

What's a ghost's favorite treat? Boobers Blueberries Ice cream Ice cream Get it? Ice cream Ice cream

I like that one I like that one Alright well shout out to BET We'll see you tomorrow Peace BET And for anybody out there Looking for any spirit lovers, man, because you know that you got chubby chasers out there. And then you got people who...

What? No, you got chubby chasers. Those are people who like, you know, the chunky amongst us. And then you have people who like women who like ghosts. So you can go on Eternal Harmony. Wait, that's a thing? No, that's not no damn thing. Yes, you can.

I don't believe you. Go to Eternal Harmony and find you a soul mate they got ghouls and goblins maybe some zombies it's my single body looking for somebody anybody don't believe them anybody's really now when we come back let's open up the phone lines 800-585-1051 now lauren during the room yes we did oh okay la Lauren was saying in her rumors about the young lady named Veronica that threw the 36GG bra at Drake, right? 1G, 1G. No, 36G. Yes.

And now she got offers from Playboy. So we're going to open up the phone lines and ask you this. 800-585-1051. You guys out there working, you're on the road, you're doing whatever you got to do to support your family. Keep in mind. If Playboy offered you an opportunity. Yes. Would you take it? Lauren ready support your family. Keep in mind. If Playboy offered you an opportunity, would you take it? Lauren ready to go, but keep in mind,

she's an entrepreneur who just became, I don't want to say unemployed, but you did just quit TMZ, but you're still an entrepreneur, so you got means. Yeah, I got the income. She's in here drinking at 8 in the morning. She said she'd do it.

First of all. I just want to put her circumstances out there before we say why she would do it. I don't know if she would have did this last week. You made me seem like I got a whole bunch of issues.

Oh, no. The baggage was heavy. Really? Yes. Oh. I'm just not mad at sis for getting her money. So we're asking,

800-585-1051, would you do Playboy if you got the opportunity like this lady? That is the question. I don't think she'd get an opportunity. I think it's all cap. You're going to see, Playboy If you got the opportunity Like this lady That is the question I don't think she get an opportunity I think it's all cap We gonna see Playboy sliding that DM

Now you Some of you people out there Just remember You got kids You gotta drop your kids off at school You gotta take them to play dates And all that Would you do Playboy

Kid Liz Lauren And also You know Playboy They not gonna cut the picture So it's Whatever you see in the mirror Is what Playboy gonna put out there

Hilarious No you We gonna talk about it When we come back Why you say that They not gonna Do the Photoshop No they not gonna not going to cut the picture. So whatever you see in the mirror is what Playboy is going to put out there. Hilarious. No, you ask me. We're going to talk about it when we come back. Why do you say that? They're not going to do the Photoshop to the screen?

No, they're not going to. No Photoshop. Whatever they see in the mirror, they're going to put. Wait, I can't retouch myself? We're going to talk when we come back. 800-585-4051. You should do more than Playboy.

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