The Breakfast Club - DONKEY: Woman Robs Dollar General & Then Returns For Her Phone

Episode Date: May 14, 2025

Charlamagne Tha God gives Donkey of the Day to a woman who robbed a Dollar General, then came back for her phone. Listen For more!YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BreakfastClubPower1051FMSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. It's time for Donkey of the Day. It's a read, but you're so good at it. You're trying to be a fake ass Charlamagne. You're the only one Charlamagne in the world. Aw. Damn, Charlamagne. Who you give a Dusty of the Day to in the end? Well, sexy red, Donkey of the Day for Wednesday, May 14th goes to a 34-year-old woman from Mississippi named Jessie, let me see, Jusinia, Jusinia Faye Ezell.

Let me tell you something, man. I don't know what world we live in anymore, OK? Stop thinking you know people because you think't know what world we live in anymore. Stop thinking you know people because you think you know but you have no idea. I was born in 1978. Personally I believe after 1990 God stopped making humans. He stopped making humans. He sold the patent.

It's his product but not his recipe because these people out here look like us but they not like us. See Yesenia went into a Dollar General with a gun. Very low-hanging fruit. Okay if you're gonna take a penitentiary chance, don't do it at Dollar General. Okay I would rather you not do it at all. I would rather you not walk into any store with a gun but definitely not Dollar General. In fact if your brain says I should go rob this Dollar General, you should immediately change your thoughts to I should go in this Dollar General and fill out a job application. Okay, one of the reasons it's stupid to rob a Dollar General is because you

never know how much cash a Dollar General has on hand at any given time. So you might fool around and get 20 years for $20. Okay, The money in Dollar General fluctuates constantly based on sales, expenses, deposits, withdrawals. It's just not smart to do. Not smart to rob any place, but definitely not at Dollar General. Okay. Now, Jacinia entered the store with a firearm in demanding money. Then she got into an altercation with an employee before leaving the scene with an undisclosed amount of money. Dear Dollar General employee, Dollar General not dying for you. Okay, the only way you should end up in a fight with someone who walks in any store with a gun to rob it is if your life is being

threatened. If you're fighting for your life, I completely understand. Other than that, get the hell out the way and go hide behind the Doritos. Now, I'm not giving you donkey because you robbed the Dollar General, Jusinia. I could. Okay, but there is more to this story. See, officers came to the store to investigate and after they came to investigate, Jusinia did something no criminal should ever do and that's return to the scene of the crime. What did she return to the scene of the crime for?

Would you like to know? What do you think she returned to the scene of the crime for? What do you think she returned to the scene of the crime for? Huh? What do you think? I have no idea. Because she dropped her cell phone. I repeat, officers said they were at the store investigating when Jasenia Ezell returned to the scene and asked about a cell phone she dropped during the robbery. Is it crack? It's got to be crack. Okay, Ezell, you got the right last name because you must be a crack head. Ice Cube, if you look in the cast, a new crack head named Ezell and last Friday we have found your person. RIP AJ Johnson. Okay, you just robbed the Dollar General at

gunpoint, Yesenia, and you came back to the store while police was investigating the ask about a cell phone you dropped during a robbery? Let me tell you something, even if you're not smoking the fried cocaine that's normal from our era, you are absolutely addicted to this new drug. The biggest drug on the market, by the way, and that's your smartphone. Once again, smartphones making dumb people. We love these devices so much, we treat them like they are the 79th organ in our body. We treat them like they are our hearts, our lungs, our livers, our kidneys. We are addicted to these devices.

No doctor has universally diagnosed us with phone addiction, but it's obvious. Okay, all of us exhibit behaviors and symptoms that suggest a strong dependency on these smartphones. And this right here is just the latest example. Some donkey today just sell themselves. Please give Jusinia Ezell the sweet sounds of the day he hawn. You wanna play a game? We think we gotta figure it out. We can play a game. We gotta figure it out.

You don't think so? You think we gotta figure it out? Play a game. Eggs and furs. Okay. Well let's play a game of Guess What Race is. Yes, Jusinia Ezell from Mississippi went to rob a dollar general, got into a fight with

an employee, but then left with an undisclosed amount of money, but came back to the scene of the crime while police were investigating because she dropped her cell phone. DJ Envy, guess what? RACIAS! Black! Damn! Damn, damn, damn! I don't like how you said that so quickly.

Why? Why you think that gotta be one of us? Just a hunch. Just a hunch. Okay. Just a hunch. Okay. Jess Hilarious, just Sena Ezell from Mississippi, walked into a dollar general to rob it,

got into a fight with one of the employees, but were left with an undisclosed amount of money, but came back to the scene of the crime. While police were investigating, because she dropped her cell phone, Chazalarius, guess what race she is? I'm gonna say black too, for one. White?

Ezell is her last name. Okay, okay. Two, I robbed many dollar generals. Not at gunpoint. No, not at gunpoint. Don't judge it, we don't know know but I've definitely robbed many of them and I'm gotten into altercations with cashiers as well because you were stealing something and they trying to stop you like it's theirs and it's not since I can steal some stuff for you too

chill but why dollar general why not because it's easy everything I told you me and I was broke and me. Sorry. I wasn't out here like you since I was 10. I was I had to fend for myself a lot. So me and Ashrice are still. I want Jesseliris and DJ Envy to know that they are both absolutely positively wrong. What? Okay. I was wrong. I'm going off experience. He's just judging black people cuz he not black. That's right. I'm black. Yesenia is not black. What is she? She's my girl. It's a difference and until y'all learn the difference y'all will continue to make that mistake, okay, okay Okay. Yes, but why she went back in for the phone when she seen the police day. I just skated

But why she went back in for the phone one she seen the police the outer just skating You gotta catch me Why do we keep having to tell y'all this all the time Niggas got the egg Well she probably thought that they was there for something else Dude shut up Yeah honestly she probably thought the cops was there for something else And came back and just yeah she wasn't thinking Correct

How old was she? Thirty four Damn Damn yeah she's stupid as hell Alright well thank you for that donkey today Yes indeed Now when we come back Dr. Judith Joseph will be joining us Uh oh What? What kind of ad lib was that? Well, thank you for that donkey today. Yes indeed now when we come back dr. Judith Joseph will be joining us. Oh

What It is mental health awareness month dr Judith Joseph has a new book out called high functioning overcoming your hidden depression and reclaiming your joy. All right, we'll talk to her next It's the breakfast club. Good morning the breakfast club your joy. All right, we'll talk to her next. It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning. The Breakfast Club. Donkey of the Day is sponsored by renowned personal injury attorney Michael the Bull Lamonsoff. Don't be a donkey when you need a fighter on your side. If you're ever injured, go to michaelthebull.com. That's michaelthebull.com. And when you mess

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saw coming. Each week, I sit down with the culture creators and scroll stoppers. Tina knows Lil Nas X. Will We Ever See see a dating show? My next X. That's actually cute though. And Chaperone. I was dropped in 2020, working the drive thru and here we are now. It's a fake show you Tia Beyonce. I'm going right on the phone and call her. Listen to Outlaws with Tia Madison on the iHeartRadio app,

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