The Breakfast Club - DONKEY: Woman Robs Wendy’s, Attacks Worker, Then Returns For Her Airpod

Episode Date: July 22, 2026

Charlamagne Tha God gives Donkey of The Day to A Woman Who Robs Wendy’s, Attacks Worker, Then Returns For Her Airpod. Listen for more. YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BreakfastClubPower1051FMSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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If we live a life where we bite our tongue based off who we may offend, we never would say anything. Charlemagne, give it to him. Give it to him. You are a donkey. That is why Charlemagne is here. Some donkey today's just saw themselves. On the Breakfast Club. Okay, Salome, who you're giving donkey of the day to today? Well, donkey of the day for Wednesday, July 22nd,

goes to a 33-year-old Delaware woman named Shadera Harris, okay? And Shadera, like so many of us, is absolutely positively a junkie for Apple products. All right? Don't fight it. Don't deny it because the first sign of addiction is absolutely denial. We are 100% addicted to Apple's ecosystem. Okay, we are completely.

dependent on Apple products. Don't believe me. Watch how you act if you can't find your phone. Okay? Watch how you act if you misplace your laptop. All right. Watch how you completely go through withdrawal-like symptoms if you feel like you lost your Apple Watch. Your mood changes. You might start feeling depression and anxiety. You might start sweating. Okay. You might even feel some aches and pains. You damn sure not going to be able to sleep or do anything until you locate whatever device you can't find. That's junkie behavior. Okay. We are fiends. The Apple logo might as well be a crack pipe. But then it wouldn't even be called Apple.

It'd be called crack. But I'm saying all that to say. Shadera Harris is currently being held in the Baylor Women's Correctional Institution. And she has been charged with strong armed burglary, conspiracy, terroristic threats, and related offenses. And it's all because of some devil-dammed AirPods. Okay. See, Shadera went to Wendy's and allegedly attacked the worker and stole from the register and then came back to the scene of the crime. because she lost her AirPods.

Do we have some of the audio from the fight? I feel it. Bha, bitch. Whoopey-ass bitch? Damn. Shadera was mad. She couldn't get a cash refund on her Wendy's order. Went behind the counter and took $15 from the register.

Swung on someone trying to stop her. Left the Wendy's. And when officers were at the scene investigating the crime, she just committed. She came back to the Wendy's in search of some Apple AirPods. She left behind during the robbery. But you got the nerve to call somebody else a goofy bitch?

Right. Okay. All right. Somewhere along the way, we stopped owning our Apple products and started letting them own us. What does that sound like? Crack!

Okay? If this is a junkie behavior, I don't know what is. A junkie will steal from you and then help you look for what they just stole while it's in their pocket. Okay, tell me what's the difference and what Shedara did. Rob the Wendy's and came back to the Wendy's while police were on the scene to find her crack,

aka an Apple product, okay? Her attachment to the AirPods overrode her common sense, just like a person's attachment to crack can override their common sense. Okay, I know it's easy to say she went to jail for some AirPods, but the reality is she went to jail because of an addiction. Okay, mind you, it's a possibility she really is on drugs. because Robin Wendy's for $15 is insanity. Okay, she didn't do her jail math because none of this adds up. The money she's going to have to spend on a lawyer, a bond, I know she don't got it because she took a penitentiary chance for $15,

and she couldn't afford to leave those $200 air pods behind, even risking coming back to the scene of the crime while the police was there to retrieve them, okay? Something not right. All right. She might be addicted to more than Apple products. And listen, Apple makes great products. I just don't love them more than you love your freedom. Okay, of losing an AirPods can make you return to the scene of a crime.

Maybe it's time to ask who's really in control. You, Apple, are the crack, okay? And I know what I'm about to say isn't even going to matter because we are way too gone off these Apple products already, but never let your attachment to material things cost you your freedom, especially when the material thing is covered in earwax. Look at her mugshot. Did we put her mugshot up?

Let me show you her mugshot. Let me show you her mugshot. I'm not doing that. Okay, look at, right. Shut up. Look at her mug shot. You sound named Deja Harris. Shadera Harris.

Shadera Harris. Oh, yeah, yeah. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah. Let's just look at her mugshot. Like, I just know those AirPods had more waxed in the candle out of that home. Yeah. I mean, come up.

Please let Remedy Maudeau give Shadera Harris the biggest he-ha. he ha ha you stupid motherfucker are you dumb neck tattoos little locks baby locks you know what I'm saying it was dumb yeah definitely dumb but but what y'all didn't ever use use it loose air pot and you go look everywhere for that something yeah but not the crime scene I ran that way these them air pads are expensive and if somebody bought it for she knows she's not going to get another one she only got one I ran back on a plane for your mom

No, no, absolutely. And you're not even supposed to go back on a plane after you get all. I went back on a plane looking for my little Air Potter piece. Crack. Got some expensive ass crack. And I was mad. I couldn't find it. I didn't buy, I ain't get a new one until Christmas.

Yeah, that's the crack. You can't lose. Crack. Cork. How about that? Coke ain't nothing but fried crack. No, but I'm saying it costs too much to be crack. Crack is cheap.

Crack is whack. Man, crack is addictive. Yeah, it is. So it was Coke, ain't it? Yeah. I don't know. I ain't ever did nothing. If you got the money.

I smoked. I smoked coke wards in the blood with some weird years. That was some real crack, though, because she robbed Wendy's for $15. But we went back for that. It went back. Crack. That's what I'm trying to tell you. We're all addicted.

All right. But now, thank you so much for that dog in today. Now, let's open up the phone lines. 800-585-105-10-1. We want to know, how do you talk to your daughter about being cheated on? Now, this conversation comes from where, Lauren? This conversation comes from. three dope dads podcast.

It's Mike Hill, Naim Lynn, comedian Naim Lynn, and comedian Malik S. And they sit down, they talk about fatherhood and a bunch of different things. So Naim, throughout the hypothetical, like, how do you talk to your daughter? If she's cheated on, what do you tell her to do? We'll break it down when we come back.

We'll have that discussion. You got four daughters. I got four daughters. A lot of daddy-dotal topics this week. I know, that's right. You got a daughter just as a mom. You can talk about it too. I know. I mean, I'm not a dad. But yeah, I definitely can talk to her about being Second time you don't call her Amanda. No, I said, I literally said, as a mom.

You should have to say how to their dad talk to you about it. Literally. Literally. Literally. You got to stay. Jeff is the only person in this room will be having your back. That's right.

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I can say it. She looked like actual name. Yes. That's right. Now you're somebody day. It's the breakfast of morning. Dog here today is sponsored by Renowned Personal injury attorney,

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