The Breakfast Club - DONKEY: Woman Sneaks Gun Under Her ‘Belly Fat’ & Injures 2 At White Sox Game

Episode Date: September 1, 2023

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Daphne Caruana Galizia was a Maltese investigative journalist who on October 16th 2017 was assassinated. Crooks Everywhere unearthed the plot to murder a one-woman Wikileaks. She exposed the culture of crime and corruption that were turning her beloved country into a mafia state. Listen to Crooks Everywhere on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. especially those that affect black and brown people, but in a way that informs and empowers all people. We discuss everything from prejudice to politics to police violence, and we try to give you the tools to create positive change in your home, workplace, and social circle. We're going to learn how to become better allies to each other.

So join us each Saturday for Civic Cipher on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Muhammad Ali, George Foreman, 1974. George Foreman was champion of the world. or wherever you get your podcast. All the biggest black artists on the planet. Together in Africa. It was a big deal. Listen to Rumble, Ali, Foreman, and the Soul of 74 on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hello, my undeadly darlings. It's Teresa, your resident ghost host. And do I have a treat for you. Haunting is crawling out from the shadows, and it's going to be devilishly good.

We've got chills, thrills, and stories that'll make you wish the lights stayed on. So join me, won't you? Let's dive into the eerie unknown together. Sleep tight, if you can. Listen to Haunting on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. On Thanksgiving Day, 1999, five-year-old Cuban boy Elian Gonzalez was found off the coast of Florida. And the question was, should the boy go back to his father in Cuba? Mr. Gonzalez wanted to go home, and he wanted to take his son with him.

Or stay with his relatives in Miami? Mr. Gonzalez wanted to go home, and he wanted to take his son with him. Imagine that your mother died trying to get you to freedom. Listen to Chess Peace, the Elian Gonzalez story, on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. We'll be right back. It really caught me off guard. Damn, Charlemagne. Who got the donkey of the day today? Well, just hilarious. Donkey of the day for Friday, September 1st goes to a human who is responsible for two women being struck by gunfire during a Chicago White Sox game in Chicago. OK, salute to Chicago. Drop on the clues box, Chicago. But Chicago already got such a bad reputation for gun violence. And when things like this happen, you have to ask yourself, is there anywhere safe to to go in chicago see two women were struck by gunfire one was 42 the other was 26 they both are expected expected to recover from the shooting uh the 42 year old

sustained the gunshot wound to the leg and the 26 year old had a grazed wound to her abdomen now i know you're sitting here wondering how did someone get a gun into a stadium we've all been to major league sporting events getting a weapon in there is like trying to sneak a weapon through airport security it ain't happening okay i know my father got a taser in the met life back in the day but times were different then okay not to mention we talking about a pistol in chicago okay a metal detector go off in chicago then everybody got to be alert because it's probably a weapon in the building well this weapon got snuck in allegedly by someone who didn't give a damn about first lady michelle obama's initiative to bring back

physical activity in schools because the new york post said a gun fired at a white socks game was snuck in via this woman's belly fat wow what i don't know if it's true but damn it is funny okay according to a report by Chicago-based ESPN, two sources close to the investigation said the gun was brought into the stadium hidden in the rolls of a woman's belly fat. Yes, they said this woman was the size of former governor of New Jersey, Chris Christie. And, you know, I don't want to call this person fat because somebody told me fat isn't politically correct.

You should say something fun like blubber word to judy bloom that book is great it's horrible you know that's not good okay blubber is horrible they say winnie like winnie the pooh winnie the pooh okay they say jelly bean is also a great alternative to the word fat i don't know man nah man just say big you think big but big don't necessarily mean fat either yeah i think fat is the coolest thing to say. Fat is the only way, yeah. Fat is just the only way. Yeah, because when I turn to the book of Wokeness, chapter 32, verse 7, and look for fun names for fat, I don't like any of them.

I don't like double wide. I don't like cruise control. That's for a fat person who doesn't move fast. I don't like Big Chief Almighty. I definitely don't like Lizzo's form of backup dances. That's just terrible. Oh, my God. I don't like,zo's former backup dancers. That's just terrible. Oh, my God. Fatty Patty might be good.

Fatty Patty? No. That's still fat. That's still using the word fat. Yeah, fatty is crazy. Like, come on, once you put the T on there. But Fatty Patty is cute. Like, you know, Fatty Patty.

Hey, Fatty Patty. Before a baby is cute, before a grown woman, I don't know. No, I like just fat. Just fat? Yeah. fat yeah okay well that's what we're gonna say this person snuck a gun i can say this person snuck a gun in between our fatty patties there you go yes i like that okay this person snuck a gun in between our fatty patties okay let me tell you something this is when wokeness goes wrong because when this scale tipper went through the metal detector all right it went off like three separate times security even did extra

checking but didn't find a gun i can't prove this but i have a sneaky suspicion that one of these security guards was looking at those rolls and they said to themselves i need to be a muffin top mover right now i need to be a chubby checker and lift up that piece of flab right there but they chose not to because they didn't want to offend said scale tipper. Okay, I guarantee it. And because that person didn't want to offend, two people got shot. And now that stadium, guaranteed, right field in Chicago, I guarantee, is about to be sued. And they're going to have to write a check that's as big as Jonah Hill used to be.

Oh, wow. So please give this wobble warrior who caused two people To get shot The biggest he ho Wow Wow But that's the advantage Of being fat though You know You can't hide guns

That's the advantage Yeah Well it's definitely A disadvantage For the people Who get shot Yes But it's the advantage

In that moment Yeah In that moment Dang Speaking of fat Y'all wanna bring in something that's fattening? Fattening. Fattening.

Yes. Some calories this morning. Yes, let's bring some calories in. What's going on? DJ Envy's born day. Sunday is his born day, but we're celebrating the day. That ain't me. He's over there.

Come on now. What is that? That ain't me. It's yellow. It's definitely not him. Look at this amazing cake. Look at this amazing cake that we designed. Oh my.

I'm grateful. Show it to the camera. It doesn't look like an ass. Show it to the camera. It doesn't look like an ass. Penis. Now, let me describe this. Oh my goodness.

That is a waffle colored negro cake. Oh my goodness. What do you see, Jess? Look at it. I see a Dominican Republic flag. I'm not Dominican. And some, oh, some black Beijing. That's a waffle that has Envy's face on it.

I got the black Beijing. I got the black hairline. Oh, that's my beard? That's your beard, man. Oh, my God. Why the waffle? I got a waffle-colored Negro cake. Come on, now.

What's going on? What's the significance in a waffle? He calls me waffle-colored Negro every day. Look at his complexion. I'm not waffle-colored, and I'm not Dominican, and I don't use Beijing. You're actually not waffle color no more. You got lighter. It's weird.

Oh, my God. Look at that. Tell me that ain't in me. Take the Dominican music off. And the only thing that got right is the Yankee hat. Oh, that's a hat? Yes, that's a hat. Oh, I told them to make your hair.

I told them to put the Beijing on your hair, too. They did. Well, they kind of did. Oh, yeah, they got it dripping out the hat. There you go. Good job. Good job, Doc. They got it dripping out the side of the hat.

What flavor is the cake? You know it's yellow. You know it's yellow cake. Come on, Jeff. I pay attention to detail. Okay. You know it's yellow cake. There you go.

Come on now. Hey. Hey. I appreciate it. I don't use Bay Zing, though. Just for me. That's right. I'm definitely going to slice it up.

And I'm not Dominican. I'm not Dominican. Who wants a slice? Bring out the knives. Oh, my God. Bring out the knives and the paper plates. I appreciate you guys. Let's get a slice.

Love you, Andy. Let's get a slice. That looks good right there. Happy birthday. Come on now. All right. I appreciate you guys. Now, I know it's the weekend.

Your birthday is Sunday. That's right. So I know you got plans. It's Friday, so you know what that means. Freaky, freaky, freaky Friday. Lord Jesus, what is the plan? All right. Now, the freaky, freaky, freaky Friday question is...

He projected, Jess. Watch him project. 585-1051. Watch him project. No, I'm not. He's very excited. No, I'm not. So I got to get to the story because I got to post post it the right way hold on oh my god now recently there's been a lot of hold on

where's it at where's it at damn it man all right they've been finding a lot of things you don't know this story off the top of your head they've been finding a lot of thing in people's butts and i gotta pull up the story hold on i gotta get get this. Charlamagne should have it in his favorites. Yo, send it over real quick. I don't know nothing about this, Jeff. Whatever, yo. Nope, nope. Yeah, right. I got to find it.

He wrote the damn article. I did the study. Yes, he did the study. Man, why are you acting like you don't know this story, man? No, because I got to get the right. Not right. Right. See, this is a mess.

Look, Tomo, you have to act like you don't know the story. Charlamagne already know what it is. He happy. Man, I want to say something. Here you go, here you go, here you go, here you go. Study claims more Americans are being hospitalized after finding foreign objects stuck in their rectum. All right. Now, the five objects that people are finding are cans, marbles, balls, drugs, bottle jars, and bottle caps and pens in their butts.

Now, the highest age group to find the most things in their butts or rectums, as they call it, foreign objects are 20 to 24 is number one. Believable. 25 to 29 is number two. 55 to 59 is right behind it. Nobody doing that. Nobody. How you skip the 30s and the 40s and then the 50s want to be. So, 800-585-1051.

Let's ask. Have you ever had anything stuck in your rectum? By the way, this is DJ Envy. Today's his birthday. We celebrating him. This is his topic. This is what he chose to talk about on a Friday. I don't know what him and Gear got planned this weekend, but hey, man.

800-585-1051. We're asking. This is a no-judgment zone. What have you had stuck in your butt? Don't say this ain't no judgment zone. I'm judging anybody that caught up in here and said they had something stuck in their butt. Jess, you have anything to say? Yeah, I ain't never get nothing stuck in my butt.

But I believe if anything went in there, it was able to come out. I didn't have to go to the emergency room. Yes. Yes, I've had some things, yeah. But no, nothing stuck up in there. All right. It don't never go that far. What the hell are we trying to do?

Why just stuck? Yeah, like, what's going on with you? What you doing that is stuck? Charlamagne? Uh. All right, we'll talk about Charlamagne when we come back. 800-585-1051. I got kids. Have you ever had any? You got kids? What? What does that meanlemagne when we come back. 800-585-1051. I got kids.

Have you ever had any? You got kids? What? What does that mean? You got toys stuck in there? No, they might be listening. Hey, yo. I got kids.

You love embarrassing Logan. 800-585-1051. That is the question. Your daddy embarrassing you again. It's The Breakfast Club. Good morning. The Breakfast Club. Donkey of the Day is brought to you by the law office of Michael S. Laminsoff.

Don't be a donkey. Dial pound 250 on your cell and say the bull if you've been hurt in a construction accident. That's pound 250 from your cell and say the bull. Daphne Caruana Galizia was a Maltese investigative journalist who on October 16th, 2017, was assassinated. Crooks everywhere unearths the plot to murder a one-woman WikiLeaks. She exposed the culture of crime and corruption that were

turning her beloved country into a mafia state. Listen to Crooks Everywhere on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. We discuss everything from prejudice to politics to police violence, and we try to give you the tools to create positive change in your home, workplace, and social circle. We're going to learn how to become better allies to each other. So join us each Saturday for Civic Cipher on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

Muhammad Ali, George Foreman, 1974. George Foreman was champion of the world. Ali was smart and he was handsome. The story behind The Rumble in the Jungle is like a Hollywood movie. But that is only half the story. There's also James Brown, Bill Withers, B.B. King, Miriam Akiba. All the biggest black artists on the planet. Together in Africa.

It was a big deal. Listen to Rumble, Ali, Foreman, and the Soul of 74 on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hello, my undeadly darlings. It's Teresa, your resident ghost host. And do I have a treat for you. Haunting is crawling out from the shadows, and it's going to be devilishly good. We've got chills, thrills, and stories that'll make you wish the lights stayed on. So join me, won't you? Let's dive into the eerie unknown together. Sleep tight, if you can. Listen to Haunting on the iHeartRadio app,

Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. On Thanksgiving Day, 1999, five-year-old Cuban boy Elian Gonzalez was found off the coast of Florida. And the question was, should the boy go back to his father in Cuba? Mr. Gonzalez wanted to go home and he wanted to take his son with him. Or stay with his relatives in Miami? Imagine that your mother died trying to get you to freedom. Listen to Chess Peace, the Elian Gonzalez story, on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.