The Breakfast Club - DONKEY: Woman Steals $300K From Church To Use On TikTok Coins

Episode Date: July 25, 2024

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Hey guys, I'm Kate Max. You might know me from my popular online series, The Running Interview Show, where I run with celebrities, athletes, entrepreneurs, and more. After those runs, the conversations keep going. That's what my podcast, Post Run High, is all about. It's a chance to sit down with my guests and dive even deeper into their stories, their journeys, and the thoughts that arise once we've hit the pavement together. Listen to Post Run High on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. As a kid, I really do remember having these dreams

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for our show, Civic Cipher. That's right. We discuss social issues, especially those that affect black and brown people, but in a way that informs and empowers all people. We discuss everything from prejudice to politics to police violence, and we try to give you the tools

to create positive change in your home, workplace, and social circle. We're going to learn how to become better allies to each other. So join us each Saturday for Civic Cipher on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcasts. Jenny Garth, Jana Kramer, Amy Robach, and TJ Holmes bring you I Do Part 2, a one-of-a-kind experiment in podcasting to help you find love again. Hey, I'm Jana Kramer.

I'm Jenny Garth. Hi, everyone. I'm Amy Robach. And I'm TJ Holmes, and we are, well, not necessarily relationship experts. If you're ready to dive back into the dating pool and find lasting love, we want to help. Listen to I Do Part 2 on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to podcasts. Don't be out here acting like a donkey. Hee-haw, bitch. Hee-haw. It's time for Donkey of the Day.

I'm a big boy. I can take it if he feel I deserve it. Ain't no big deal. I know Charlamagne Tha God gonna have some funny sweet out his mouth. If I say something you may not agree with, doesn't mean I mean it. Who's getting that donkey? That donkey.

That donkey, donkey, donkey, donkey. Donkey of the Day right here. It's a breakfast club, bitches. You can call me the Donkey of the Day, but like, I mean no harm. Yeah, Donkey of the Day for Thursday, July 25th, goes to Kristen Battle-Cleddy. I think I said her last name wrong.

Kristen is 35 years old, and yesterday she entered a guilty plea on one count of wire fraud. Now, let me give you a little back story on Kristen. She's a former administrative assistant at a Tuscaloosa Catholic church, and she has pleaded guilty to embezzling money. Yes, Kristen was stealing from the church. So many people's tithes and offerings didn't make it to the Lord or the pastor

because Kristen got to it first. Kristen stole approximately $300,000, 300 grand from St. Francis, and it's one thing to steal from the church. That's just disgusting, okay, legally and morally. That's the place you worship. They serve the community. People give 10% of their hard-earned money. Tithing, showing trust in God,

relying on God to meet needs, while also becoming more aware of the needs of others. They give an offering, which is just more of the same. They just tell you it means something different, okay? Tithing shows trust in God. Offerings are usually out of gratitude for what God has done. Same thing. Meanwhile, God's like like y'all think I need money. Would you think God paid contractors to build the sun? Huh? You think you think God got Mexicans patching holes on the moon that he has to take care of with a little cash? Stop it. Anyway, Christian stole this 300,000 and we haven't even got to the good part yet. Do you know what she used this money for? Let's go to Fox 6 News on your side for the report please. A former church employee pled guilty in a theft investigation at that Tuscaloosa Church prosecutors say

Kristen battle battle. Letty stole $300,000 from Saint Francis of Assisi Catholic Church. Your Brian Henry at that plea hearing and now live at 5 from outside of the federal courthouse. Brian Long end here to a case we've been tracking for awhile.

Today's hearing was a mere formality admitting her guilt before the judge that eclectic admitted to stealing three hundred thousand dollars to buy tiktok coins along with personal goods and items she could get up to 20 years in prison two hundred and fifty thousand dollars in fines or supervised with leaps kristin what You celebrating the wrong creators. I mean, you got your creator priorities all mixed up. You stole $300,000 from the church to buy gifts on TikTok? You risking going to hell to buy TikTok coins? $220,000 in TikTok coins to give to your favorite content creators,

but you don't give a damn about the creator of all things? See, I can't handle this, y'all. Okay. Your Uncle Charlotte just can't handle this. Nope. This is why I'm letting the grades grow in. Okay. What is it, the grades? I'm a veteran. OG status, 46 years old, born in 1978. I grew up a flawless. So to be in a world now where a woman 35 years old would steal from people in the church who are tithing and offering, giving their hard-earned coins to show gratitude to God? To steal from them to buy TikTok coins to watch people dance is insane to me. Now I need to know who was Christian watching. Who the hell was Christian following?

Whose content was that fire that made you come up with a scheme to steal from a church? All right. Who is your favorite TikTok creator, Christian? I have to know. This woman is now facing 20 years in prison, three years of supervised release, and a fine of $250,000. I only have one logical reason she could have possibly thought this was okay. What? Jesus must be on TikTok.

Jesus may have returned on the low and got an account on TikTok Probably going by the name Jesus Jesus something like that You know what I'm saying And he over there turning water In the Casamigos Okay Jesus over on TikTok Not walking on water He dancing the aglow on the Atlantic Ocean

Okay Jesus probably on TikTok Telling them he raised Joe Biden from the dead After the debate Jesus on TikTok right now It has to be That's the only logical explanation I got as to why Christian would steal $300,000 from the church and give $220,000 of that to her favorite creators on TikTok. Okay. Jesus must be over there. That's all I got. Okay. She's not

sentenced until 1126. And I would really like to know, are the TikTok creators going to return the favor? Huh? Where's the free Christian hashtags? Where's the free Christian challenge? See, Christian, you out here stealing from the only entity that can help you at a time like this, and that's the church, okay? You need people praying for you right now because nobody on TikTok is. Right now, you need the real creator, the creator of all things, and if you've been praying and feeling like it's not working, sadly, God doesn't notify users when they've been blocked. Please give Christian Batacletti the biggest seahawk. Stealing from the church.

Okay, the real creator to give to creators on TikTok when TikTok isn't doing nothing but imitating God. Okay, all they do is bite all God's designs. Speaking of biting, Big Mac just walked in. Yeah. We didn't talk nothing about food, though. No, no, but I'm part of the TikTok community. Oh. And I am a liver.

I'm a creator. So I wanted to just kind of chime in on this. Yeah, Mac be on TikTok a lot. Yeah, and it just bothers me because I don't get the gifts that other people get. Like, I don't get unis. I don't get universes. I get people send me. What's a uni?

What is a uni? Uni is like, it is an equivalent to like $550. Really? They're giving away universes on TikTok? Yeah, yeah, because people are entertaining. God created the universe. Continue. Right, but see, my issue is everybody sends me all the food gifts and they're not worth

the $500. They're worth like 10 cents, but I get like the gummy bears and the ice cream cones and the hot dogs and the... That ain't God. Like, I'm entertaining too.

Okay. I deserve a uni. I'm as big as the universe. Why wouldn't I get a universe? You want cash is what you're saying. I want a lion. Rawr!

How much is a lion? About, I think it's like $220,000. God created lions. And also on my live right now at Radio Big Mac on TikTok, we are forming a strip club for fat people. So every day when we go on live, we get different names. So right now

what's winning is rolls and poles and Nippalodion. So if you want to get on my live and we do this. Y'all going to have a fat people's script club? Yeah, yeah, because there's a lot of chubby chasers out there, and there's no home for people that like, you know. I'm here for Big Back City. I'm with you on that.

Big Back City is fire. Big Back City. I'm with that. I'm here for you. I'm here for you. What y'all need? We weren't sure if it was just going to be big guys or big girls, because originally we had ding-dongs for big guys,

but then the community on TikTok, they told us, we call ourselves Team Europe. They decided it should be guys and girls, so we shouldn't separate us. Are you tipping dollars or food? No, no, that's what I'm saying. They send me the food gifts all the time. Like, I want a lion. I want the universe.

The crazy thing about Big Back City, the Fat Script Club, like when you order wings, they just bring you out a basket of bones because they didn't make it to your section. Yeah, that's fire. You know what make it to your section. That's fire. That's what we're working on right now. Good luck. Thank you.

I appreciate that. Have a blessed day, man. Thank you for that Donkey of the Day. sponsored by renowned personal injury attorney Michael the Bull Laminsoft. Don't be a donkey when you need a fighter on your side. If you're ever injured, go to MichaelTheBull.com. That's MichaelTheBull.com. And when you mess with the bull, you get the horns. Wake that ass up early in the morning. The Breakfast Club. Hey, guys. I'm Kate Max. You might know me from my popular online series, The Running Interview Show, where I run with celebrities, athletes, entrepreneurs, and more. After those runs, the conversations keep going. That's what my podcast, Post Run High,

is all about. It's a chance to sit down with my guests and dive even deeper into their stories, their journeys, and the thoughts that arise once we've hit the pavement together. Listen to Post Run High on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Had enough of this country? Ever dreamt about starting your own? I planted the flag. This is mine. I own this. It's surprisingly easy. 55 gallons of water, 500 pounds of concrete. Or maybe not. No country willingly gives up their territory. Oh my God. What is that? Bullets. Listen to Escape from

Zakatistan. That's Escape from Z-A-Q-istan on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. As a kid, I really do remember having these dreams and visions, but you just don't know what is going to come for you. Alicia shares her wisdom on growth, gratitude, and the power of love. I forgive myself. It's okay. Have grace with yourself. You're trying your best and you're going to figure out the rhythm of this thing. Alicia Keys, like you've never heard her before. Listen to On Purpose with Jay Shetty on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, what's up? This is Ramses Jha. And I go by the name Q War. And we'd like you to join us each week for our show, Civic Cipher.

That's right. We discuss social issues, especially those that affect black and brown people, but in a way that informs and empowers all people. We discuss everything from prejudice to politics to police violence, and we try to give you the tools to create positive change in your home, workplace, and social circle. We're going to learn how to become better allies to each other. So join us each Saturday for Civic Cipher on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Jenny Garth, Jana Kramer, Amy Robach, and TJ Holmes bring you I Do Part 2, a one-of-a-kind experiment in podcasting to help you find love again.

Hey, I'm Jana Kramer. I'm Jenny Garth. Hi, everyone. I'm Amy Robach. And I'm TJ Holmes. And we are, well, not necessarily relationship experts. If you're ready to dive back into the dating pool and find lasting love, we want to help. Listen to I Do Part 2 on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to podcasts.