The Breakfast Club - DONKEY: Woman Strikes Multiple Vehicles After ‘Hearing The Voice Of God’

Episode Date: July 10, 2025

Charlamagne Tha God gives Donkey of the Day to a woman who struck multiple vehicles after claiming she heard the voice of God. Listen for more!YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BreakfastClubPower1051FMSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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on the iHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. What's donkey up to, dude? Name it! Damn, the hee-haw, dude! It's time for Donkey of the Day. I ain't trying to be Donkey today no more. They should be embarrassed by what they already did.

I'm not making these people do these things. They called Donkey of the Day and it really caught me off guard. Damn, Solomon, who got the Donkey of the Day today? Yes, Donkey of the Day for Thursday, July 10th goes to a woman named Trista Lawson of St. Louis, Missouri. Today's donkey is just another reminder that no matter how hard we try,

we just simply can't avoid crazy. Okay, I don't know about y'all, but the reason I go to therapy, the reason I meditate, the reason you will catch me walking around barefoot in my yard, hugging a tree tree is so I don't go crazy But the only persons crazy on this planet I can control is mine Okay, your crazy is your responsibility and that is what's scary about the world We live in because crazy is all around us and it's absolutely nothing we can do about it

There's absolutely nothing we can do about other people's crazy. Okay, other people's crazy can be activated at any time nothing we can do about other people's piece. Would you like to know how? Let's go to Senate Daily Times for the report, please. A 36 year old woman is facing multiple charges after she admitted Tuesday to driving more than 100 miles per hour near Belfont and striking multiple vehicles after hearing the voice of God. Trista Lawson of St. Louis is facing 10 charges, all misdemeanors and summary offenses that range from reckless driving to drug related offenses to accidents involving damage. She was unable to post $25,000 bail Tuesday afternoon and was taken into custody at the Center County Correctional Facility. Run that back for me one time, man.

I just want to hear the first part again. Run that back for me one time, please. A 36-year-old woman is facing multiple charges after she admitted Tuesday to driving more than 100 miles per hour near Belfont and striking multiple vehicles after hearing the voice of God. Stop right there, stop right there, stop right there, stop right there. God put this on my heart to say this morning. I don't know who needs to hear this,

but stop blaming God for your foolishness. Okay, God is not telling you to do anything stupid. That's not how that works, all right? 1 Corinthians 14, 33 says, God is not the author of confusion33 says, God is not the author of confusion, which means God is not the source of chaos. God is not the source of disorder. God is not the reason you lack clarity. Okay. God's nature is one of peace and order. True understanding comes from God. Okay. You made a poor choice and decided to

hit the gas, do a hundred miles per hour in a Mazda sedan and crash in the Back of a pickup truck by the way. I hope you had insurance because I want the person who you hit in the back to get paid Okay, I got rear-ended a few weeks ago, and I was at a complete stop and that person was doing about 45 50 Okay, this happened on June 6 and my neck hurt that night and didn't hurt again until July 5th and my neck hurt that night and didn't hurt again until July 5th. Okay so I know whoever you hit Trista doing a hundred miles per hour from the back is in absolute agony today. Okay you caused that Trista because of your poor choices. Talking about it was the voice of God. You was listening to God. Let me remind you heathens of something. Satan has a kingdom too. You

always want to give God the credit for things he has nothing to do with. Talking about you heard the voice of God. That was Lucifer. The devil, Damian, the Prince of Darkness, Satan himself. And you didn't have enough God in you to tell Satan get behind thee. See the reason you all be scared to tell Satan to get behind thee is because you don't know what he's gonna do when he's back there. Take that, take that, take that. Now I'm telling you Trista. Okay, I'm telling you right now Trista,

you said it was God, I said it was Satan, but it was probably a perk 40, okay? Maybe cocaine or some of that fentanyl. Was you using some of that Fenty Beauty to powder your nose? Either way, it's all the devil. Okay, when I saw this story and I read it, first thing I thought to myself was stop blaming God for your poor choices. And I kept reading to find out where was the drug use.

And lo and behold, that's exactly what I found. Okay, Tristan was jailed on charges of accidents involving occupied vehicles, our buildings, as well as drug-related charges. I repeat, drug-related charges. I knew there had to be drugs involved because if you rear-end somebody at 100 miles per hour and live to talk about it, I know you would probably give God all that glory, but sometimes it's them perks that saved your life because opioids reduce the transmission of pain messages to the brain so when you epped up out of your mind you don't feel no pain okay I got into a wreck one time back in the

day wrapped myself around a damn tree doing about 70 miles per hour in Moncks Corner South Carolina and the doctor said and I quote the only reason he isn't dead is because he was so drunk that the impact of the crash didn't kill him and I wasn't wearing a seat belt so I flew out the back of the van that's reason he isn't dead is because he was Yo, you just high on drugs. Please give Tristan Lawson the sweet sounds of the hamiltones. Oh, now you are the donkey of the day. You are the donkey of the day. Yeehaw. And you wonder why Jesus ain't come back yet.

Three things, okay. It's a perk 30. I've never even known or heard of a perk 40. I know, that's higher than the 30. No, it's 30 and then I believe. No, it's a perk 40. I used to be on, what? What, you said you used to be on one?

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. What'd you say, what did you say? What did you say? Second thing, who told you the devil was gay? Two, I mean three, how did you fly out the back of the van? I had no seatbelt on. No, how you fly out the back? I had no seatbelt on.

You were driving, if you were ejected from the car you would have flew through the windshield. No, I flew out the back. You was backing up? No, I was driving, I was driving and I went up a hill I'm gonna go I'm going to go down Gilead Road and most of us like Atlanta and I was drunk and I went up a hill and I went up in the air and I hit in a wrapped around anything right cuz I you crash into something, you go out the front. Because I was ejected from a car and I went out the windshield.

You go back. Everything is back. Oh yeah, everything is back. By the way, going out the back wouldn't make you gay. Going in the back would. But that's how you come out with it anyway. You went in. What?

You gotta go in to come out. So you went in the back to come out the back. But I went in the front. So technically, technically oh see that's a good point though because technically by going to front that's your mouth but if I come out that's your ass. Oh you went through his whole body. They digested him swirled up? Yes. All right. Oh my god. Oh my god. Thanks for that donkey today. Just fix my mess. 800-585-105-1. It's The Breakfast Club. Come on.

I like when you like this, daddy. Yeah. I like when you like that. I'm trembling. It's great for your health. Yo, you say yes. The Breakfast Club. Don't be a donkey when you need a fighter on your side. If you're ever injured, go to michaelthebull.com. That's michaelthebull.com. And when you mess with the bull, you get the horns.

So what happened at Chappaquiddick? Well, it really depends on who you talk to. There are many versions of what happened in 1969 when a young Ted Kennedy drove a car into a pond. And left a woman behind to drown. Chappaquiddick is a story about a woman who was a little girl and she was a little boy. And she was a little girl who was a little boy. And she when a young Ted Kennedy drove a car into a pond.

And left a woman behind to drown. Chappaquiddick is a story of a tragic death and how the Kennedy machine took control. Every week we go behind the headlines and beyond the drama of America's royal family. Listen to United States of Kennedy on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

My Uncle Chris was a real character, a garbage truck driver from South Carolina who is now buried in Panama City alongside the founding families of Panama. He also happens to be responsible for the craziest night of my life. Wild stories about adventure, romance, crime, history, and war intertwine

as I share the tall tales and hard truths that have helped me understand Uncle Chris. Listen now to Uncle Chris on Will Ferrell's Big Money Players Network on the iHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to podcasts. Just like great shoes, great books take you places. Through unforgettable love stories and into conversations with characters you'll never forget. I think any good romance, it gives me this feeling of like butterflies. I'm Danielle Robay and this is Bookmarked by Reese's Book Club, the new podcast from Hello Sunshine and iHeart Podcasts where we dive into the stories that shape us on the page and off. Each week I'm joined by authors, celebs, book talk stars, and more for conversations that will make you laugh, cry,

and add way too many books to your TBR pile. Listen to Bookmarked by Reese's Book Club on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Reese's Book Club Show me how good it can get today, God, and show the rest of the world what we already know. It can't get no better than being Hella Black, Hella Queer, and Hella Christian. My name is Joseph Rees. I am the creator and host of Hella Black, Hella Queer, Hella Christian, a fully black,

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