The Breakfast Club - DONKEY:2 Women Drive Dead Man To Bank & Withdraw His Money

Episode Date: March 8, 2024

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Your execution on the donkey of the day is something to behold. Is it a reason? He gave me donkey of the day and I deserve it. You need to know. Well, you need to tell them. I am. You have the voice. Tell them.

It's time for donkey of the day. It's a read, but you're so good at it. You're trying to be a fake ass Charlemagne. You're the only one Charlemagne above. Damn, Charlemagne. Who you give a donkey of the day to now? Well, sexy red donkey of the day for Friday, March 8th. International Women's Day goes to two Ohio women,

Lorene B. Forello. She's 55. And Karen Cashbaum. She's 63. Now, I didn't go looking for two women to give donkey of the day to this morning, but God clearly wanted me to deliver this message today. I know, I know, Charlemagne. How dare you give two women the biggest hee-haw on International Women's Day. Well, I have no reason to explain.

Instead, I'll let you hear it yourself, and you decide. Let's go to Fox 8 Ohio for the report, please. Ashtabula City officials say they are stunned after arresting two women, Lorene Ferillo and Karen Cashbaum, who are accused of taking a deceased 80-year-old man through a bank drive-thru to withdraw money from his account. Astrobula City Police Chief Robert Stell tells us the women are facing charges of theft and gross abuse of a corpse. They're charged with gross abuse of a corpse for taking a person who was dead and acting in a manner that would shock the conscience. Police say the women lived with the elderly man, Douglas Lehman, and they found him dead

inside the home Monday. But instead of calling police or an ambulance, officials say the two had other plans. Yeah, the allegation is that he was propped up in the front seat of the car and taken through the drive-thru so that the bank would see him in the vehicle and they'd be able to make the withdrawal. After receiving about $900, the women are accused of taking his body to the hospital and then leaving. Oh, my God, no. First things first, rest in peace, Douglas Lehman. Okay, dropping the clues bombs for Douglas Lehman. All right, these two women rode around with a man's corpse,

propped him up in the car and withdrew money from his bank account now here's the thing both these women were not related to this man yet they both lived with him that man was 80 years old laureen you 25 years younger than him karen karen you 17 years younger than him that means combined y'all are 42 years younger than that man if y'all two relatively young ladies to him had been sucking and sexing this man the way y'all was supposed to, you wouldn't have had to prop up his body to go withdraw money because y'all would have had access to his accounts already. OK, if he was feeding and fornicating with this 80 year old properly, you would have owned everything he owned. 80 years old. All he needed is fruits and vegetables, some starches, beans, fish, some proteins.

Easy work. If not, you know, if y'all were doing that, y'all would have been in this man's will already. OK, clearly these women never listen to one city girl's album ever in their life. OK, y'all supposed to be tag teaming that old man. You should have been giving him the best last days of his life. He 80. He's not even getting directions like that anymore. All he really want is company. Now, erectile dysfunction is not an inevitable part of aging especially if you have a healthy lifestyle okay you know if you let a healthy lifestyle that helps you to prevent diabetes and hypertension and heart disease and other diseases but it's

still a little bit more difficult for older men to get aroused during sexual stimulation than younger men so you didn't even have a lot of work to do 80 years old he just wanted some company now the reason they did this you heard you, wasn't as cruel as one may think because the bank previously allowed the women to withdraw money from Doug's account as long as he was with them. So when they went to get the $900 out, the teller gave it to them

because they didn't know Doug was there. They saw Doug just propped up in the front seat, so they gave him the money. Now, listen, it's International Women's Day. Jess Hilarious, regardless of what the internet says, you are a woman, a mother already. Don't play with me. I ain't like that. Okay. Why he started like that? Another on the says, you are a woman, a mother already. Don't play with me. Why he started like that? Another on the way.

You are all woman. I don't care what the internet say. Defend these two women and what they did. I will never. What the hell do I look like? Stop playing. I don't want to say something else, but we on the radio and we're going to get fined. Don't effing play with me.

I will never defend this. Clearly, they didn't see Baps because Niecy and Mickey didn't have to do no sexual acts. They didn't have to suck him or do none of that crap to Mr. Manley. And they both was in the will at the end when he died. Good point. They just had to take care of him. Apparently, they probably wasn't even taking care of him right. Because if you didn't take care of him right, then you'd be put in the will too.

That's what I'm saying. Yeah. Well, but no. You was making it real sexual. And they didn't have to do that. They didn't even have care of them right because if you get in taking care of right then you'd be putting the wheels That's what I'm saying. Yeah, well, but no you was making it real sexual and they had to do that You had to be sexual. Yeah, because I'm not ever trying to suck on no 80 year old yin yang Never you'll get married one day and your husband gonna be 80. Yeah when I'm 80, all right cool Okay, but they young don't nobody want to do that. Okay, how much money is on the line? Yeah, no, I'm not doing it There's no justification For what these two women did I don't know Evie He said it

A millionaire Oh Evie You suck on the ADO penis for a minute He asked me the question Oh okay Why you want me to be gay so bad So listen

You um There's no justification For these two women No there's no justification Okay What Propping a man up Gotcha

Like like What is this Weekend at Bernie's Like is that what it was? You propped him up? Yes. Are you dumb? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

No, absolutely not. I'm not. All right. That's why Jess Alaris is a woman you can trust. Please give Laureen for Raylo and Karen Cashbaum the biggest hee-haw. Hee-haw. Hee-haw. Mm-hmm.

And then they're just going to drop him off at the hospital and just leave him? Just makes a good point. That's why I said earlier, all this man really wanted was company. You know what I'm saying? If they was just treating him good, they would have been in the will. By the way, they might be in the will and don't know it, dummies. Yeah. Yeah.

All right. Or they may not. That's true, too. Because if you got the balls to do something like that, that means they wasn't even doing them right while he was here. You ain't lying. That's crazy. That's right.

If you just drop me off at the hospital, you ain't never cared about me. You ain't lying. Hold on. I'm getting a text. Who texting me? This is the president of the Fat Lives Matter community. What he say? Come here, Mac.

Mac, you come here. Come here, Mac. That means Charlamagne. No one say it. What? Charlamagne's going to say it. Mac's so stupid, man. What's going on?

Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Jesus. Mac. Boom, boom, boom, boom. Boom, boom, boom, boom. Mac, here. Okay, Mac has a POV on this. Go ahead, Mac. When you 80, it's very simple. All you care about is watching Cheers and getting cheeks.

Okay, okay, okay. That's it. Bingo and booty. Okay. TV land and... Titties. Titties and TV land. I don't want to stress any of y'all's eyes. Titties and TV land. Titties. Titties in TV land.

I don't want to stress any of y'all's eyes. Titties in TV land. Anything else, Mac? No, that's it. We good. Yo, I'm done. I'm done. All right.

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The Breakfast Club. Had enough of this country? Ever dreamt about starting your own? I planted the flag. This is mine. I own this. It's surprisingly easy. 55 gallons of water, 500 pounds of concrete.

Or maybe not. No country willingly gives up their territory. Oh my God. What is that? Bullets. Listen to Escape from Zakistan. That's Escape from Z-A-Q-A-Stan on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, athletes, entrepreneurs, and more. After those runs, the conversations keep going. That's what my podcast, Post Run High, is all about.

It's a chance to sit down with my guests and dive even deeper into their stories, their journeys, and the thoughts that arise once we've hit the pavement together. Listen to Post Run High on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. The Story Pirates, and John Glickman? Historical Records brings history to life through hip-hop. Each episode is about a different inspiring figure from history. Like this one about Claudette Colvin, a 15-year-old girl in Alabama who refused to give up her seat on

the city bus nine whole months before Rosa Parks did the same thing. Check it. Get the kids in your life excited about history by tuning in to Historical Records. Because in order to make history, you have to make some noise. Listen to Historical Records on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hello, my undeadly darlings. It's Teresa, your resident ghost host. And do I have a treat for you. Haunting is crawling out from the shadows, and it's going to be devilishly good.

We've got chills, thrills, and stories that'll make you wish the lights stayed on. So join me, won't you? Let's dive into the eerie unknown together. Sleep tight, if you can. Listen to Haunting on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, what's up? This is Ramses Jha. And I go by the name Q Ward.

And we'd like you to join us each week for our show Civic Cipher. That's right. We discuss social issues, especially those that affect black and brown people, but in a way that informs and empowers all people. We discuss everything from prejudice to politics to police violence, We're going to learn how to become better allies to each other. So join us each Saturday for Civic Cipher on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.