The Breakfast Club - Down On Bended Knee

Episode Date: November 9, 2018

Today on the show we had comedian Jo Koy stop by and some how the conversation turned into a masturbation debate and ending up on their knees. Moreover, we opened up the phone lines to see if any of our listeners related to Charlamagne when it comes to being on their knees. Also, Charlamagne gave "Donkey of the Day" to a 65 year old man who identified as a 45 year old just to get some girls on a dating app.  Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Danger. Danger. Danger. Everybody come to the breakfast club. I call this the hot seat. Y'all are wild. Y'all are wild. You are out of control. I can't even Hot Seat. Y'all are wild. Y'all are wild. Can I live? You are out of control. I can't even deal with you. Y'all are so petty.

Why are y'all so petty? The world's most dangerous morning show. DJ Envy. Captain of this bitch. Angela Yee. I stay in everybody's business, but in a good way. Charlamagne Tha God. The ruler rubbing you the wrong way.

The Breakfast Club. Made for everybody. Good morning, USA! Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo. What's up, Yeezy? Hey, you cut it off. Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo. Alright. What's up, Yeezy? Nothing. What's it off. Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo. All right. What's up, Yeezy? Nothing.

What's up, DJ? It's Friday! Whoop, whoop, whoop. I'm so excited. It's Friday. I got a lot to do this weekend, though. I'm leaving to go to Detroit after this show. I have this investment group that I'm part of, and we have a mixer today that's free

for everybody to learn how they can invest in real estate and get started. Yes. And you know what? Shout to a lot of people who go to my seminars for real estate. I do a seminar in New Jersey and New York. Actually, I think we did one in Baltimore as well. But I try to guide people how to invest in real estate. We've been doing it a long time.

We've been doing it in Detroit. I've been doing it in Jersey. And one of the properties that I did, which is probably my biggest unit that I've owned, it's seven units. We finally got people in tenants in it. We got four out of the seven rented. People came and dropped their deposits off. It just felt good to finally make your money back after you

invested. I feel that. I can't blame you for that. So that was amazing because our property's in Detroit. We still haven't we haven't flipped. We haven't done anything. One of mine is done and about to be put on the market. So I'm going to do a walkthrough when I get there. And then my boy just bought another one for $1,600. See, that's great.

See, those are the deals you got to look for. I'm going to show you some pictures. If you want to invest in properties. It's a whole house for $1,600, right? A whole house that you own. But you still have to fix it up. And there's a certain amount of time That you have to fix the house up But the reason why I wanted to do

This whole investment group Is some people want to invest But they're like Okay how am I going to find a contractor To work on the house Right How am I going to make sure That everything I have to take care of

Gets handled So they can provide all those services Whatever it is that you need So I'm excited You can put a little bit of money Into the fund right Like a thousand dollars The lowest I think is twenty five hundred dollars

Okay So you can start and then people will invest. You get to see where the money goes. Yep. I'm going to put some money into it too.

Right now. So y'all buying everybody breakfast this morning? Because y'all making all this money off real estate? Drum, how you feel about that, Drum?

You need some breakfast, right? Steve, you need some breakfast? Well, I haven't made any. We got all these big house flippers in here. Y'all buying everybody breakfast since y'all talking all this money talk?

We were just talking about how we haven't flipped a house yet. I have all my investments. That ain't what I heard. I walked in and heard somebody say they flipped five. Who said that? I don't know what you're talking about.

I thought that's what he said. Well, if you came on time, you'd have heard the whole conversation. You'd have heard the whole story, the whole conversation. Well, I thought you... Well... That's what I heard. I saw you on Instagram yesterday saying you just flipped five and the man just bought you your deposit and you had a big stack of money on the gram yesterday.

I just said I flipped five. Kodak Black. Don't try to be Kodak Black now. I said I have a seven-unit home, and five of the units were rented out. Four of the units were actually rented out. But did somebody bring you a deposit? All right, then. So what's up with breakfast this morning?

I got the interns all the time. Tap his pockets, drum. I got the interns all the time. Tap his pockets. See if he got a knot in one of them pockets, drum. But one thing about investing is a lot of times you have to put the money out before you get it back. So sometimes you have to be a little bit broke for a period of time. So right now, I only have my first home that's about to go on the market.

So finally going to get some return on these investments. Well, let's get the show cracking. Joe Coy, comedian Joe Coy will be joining us this morning. Joe Coy, I was a huge fan of Chelsea lately when it was on E! And you know, Chelsea had this

amazing panel of people. Lonnie Love was on her panels. Kevin Hart used to be on her panels. And Joe Coy used to be a regular on her panels. Absolutely. And he's hilarious.

Just found out he's Filipino though like maybe a year ago. What did you think he was? A white man. Joe Coy? Yes, I just thought he was white. I thought Joe Coy was... As a matter of fact, Coy is not really his last you think he was? A white man. Joe Coy? Yes, I just thought he was white.

I thought Joe Coy was... As a matter of fact, Coy is not really his last name, actually. Which I also just found out. Joe Coy? All right. He doesn't look white to me. No. He looked white to me.

Okay. All right. Steve's the white man in the room. Steve's like, I thought he was one of us, too. I thought he was one of us. Let's get the show cracking. Front page news. What are we talking about, Yee?

Let's talk about these wildfires. A lot of people have had to evacuate their homes. And we're going to talk about Florida and Georgia and those races for governor. What could potentially happen? All right, we'll get into all of that when we come back. Keep it locked. This is The Breakfast Club. Good morning.

Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy, Angela Yee, Charlamagne Tha God. We are The Breakfast Club. It's Friday! Let's get in some front page news. Now, last night at Thursday Night Football, the Steelers beat the Carolina Panthers 52-21. I don't know.

I'm just not watching football this year. I'm just not into it. Oh, you know, I'm just standing with Cap. Ever since my Cowboys been under.500. Yeah, mine. My Chinese suck. Cowboys make the playoffs. I'll be back.

I'm just not into it. Now, Yee, what else we talking about? Let's talk about these races for governor in Florida. Andrew Gillum, he conceded the race on Tuesday evening, but now it seems like there might be a recount coming because he lost by about 38,000

votes so far. So that's within the.5% needed for a machine recount against Ron DeSantis. So whether or not he can make up that difference, we don't far. So that's within the 0.5% needed for a machine recount against Ron DeSantis. So whether or not he can make up that difference, we don't know. But that is definitely cause for a recount. But he's still got to count all the provisional ballots and the absentee ballots. And it's very interesting. And this is why I'm so confused as to why Andrew Gillum conceded in the first place.

Yeah, that's what I said. Why would you concede when the race is that close? Not that close. Yeah, but it's getting closer and closer now. Yeah, it was close when he conceded. When he conceded,, but it's getting closer and closer now. It wasn't, yeah. Yeah, it was close when he conceded. When he conceded, he was only down by like... It was less than $100,000. Less than $100,000.

Yeah, it was like $80,000 at that point. I was like, why concede? Especially when all the votes aren't in. It was only like 98% of the vote in. All right, now in Georgia, of course, Stacey Abrams still has not conceded. And Kemp is leading with about 50.3% of the vote. But, and they're still counting the ballots, if his share drops below 50%,

then it would automatically go to a runoff on December 4th. How do they pick a winner with so many ballots and so many votes still to count? That just confuses me. How could you possibly pick a winner? Well, they didn't pick a winner. They say projected winner. Yeah, they projected and then she conceded. Well, no, she didn't concede, but Andrew Gillum conceded.

She hasn't conceded yet, so she's still waiting for these votes to be counted. Every vote should be counted. That's what democracy is all about. I know that if I voted, I would want my vote counted. Absolutely. You know what I'm saying? It's not over until it's over. All right, now they have identified who the Thousand Oaks gunman was,

and that was that shooting that happened at Borderline Bar and Grill in California. So what they're saying is his name is Ian David Long. He was a Marine veteran who often visited that site. 28 years old, he served in Afghanistan. They said he was acting somewhat irate and a little irrationally. They said he also had an Instagram page that was a little crazy, so they took that page down. Once investigators discovered the messages on his page after the shooting, they contacted Instagram,

got his page deleted, so we don't know exactly what was on there before it was deleted, but it seems like he had a grudge that he was carrying out. They're saying that he was bullied in high school, and he actually had a lazy eye. It affected him deeply, and fellow students made fun of him because of it, and they said a lot of those students

went to that bar on Wednesday night, so it seems like it was kind of revenge. He does have a lazy eye. That was making fun of him. So they did identify him. He killed 12 people and injured more than a dozen. And that sudden burst of violence that happened. And they're saying there was a post on Facebook they believe was his.

And it says, I hope people call me insane. Laughing emojis. Wouldn't that just be a big ball of irony? Yeah, I'm insane. But the only thing you people do after these shootings is hopes and prayers or keep you in my thoughts every time and wonder why these keep happening. You know how many people have prospered with lazy eyes in this country?

I actually had a boss who had a lazy eye. I'm saying Biggie, Music, Soul Child, Fetty Wap got one eye. Shoot, I got a lazy eye after 11 o'clock. After 11 o'clock, I get a lazy eye. I Wap got one eye. Shoot, I got a lazy eye after 11 o'clock. After 11 o'clock, I get a lazy eye. Let me ask you a question. I'm not going to go shoot up nothing because I got a lazy eye. Now, is this anxiety or smart, right?

PTSD. Now, if there's a kid in my kid's school that's a little funny, feels like he's going a little left with it, I'm going to the school today after the shooting. Now, is that anxiety or is that just being smart? A little bit of both. Alright, because I'm going to the school today to talk to the principal. Like, look, we gotta check this kid out. I don't think there's anything wrong with that.

I think that's what you should do. I think if you see something, you should say something. If you see any type of signs that, you know, this kid could be going through something or things could be going left, yeah, you should go tell somebody. That kid might need a hug. That kid might need somebody to sit him down right now and get a stern talking to. That kid might need therapy right now.

Well, I'm going to the school. And I don't know if it's anxiety. I don't know if it's being smart. I'm a scared parent. But guess where I'm going after this. I think you should trust your instinct, my brother. I am. And in Northern California, they do have wildfires that are growing.

They said it's growing at a rate of roughly 80 football fields per minute. So people have had to evacuate their homes, including Kim Kardashian. Residents have been injured, firefighters injured as well, and families are racing out of their homes. Has the government said anything about that shooting yet, though? Has, like, Trump issued a statement on anybody?

I don't think so. I just want to know when something's going to be done about vanilla ISIS, man. Vanilla ISIS is the largest and biggest threat to our country right now. Mm-hmm.. Alright, well that's your front page news. Alright, get it off your chest. 800-585-1051. If you need to

vent, hit us up right now. Maybe you just need to vent, you need to clear your mind or maybe you just want to spread some positivity. 800-585-1051. Get it off your chest and don't forget Joe Coy, comedian, will be joining us next hour. It's The Breakfast Club.

Good morning. The Breakfast Club. This is your time to get it off your chest, whether you're mad or blessed. We want to hear from you on The Breakfast Club. So you better have

the same energy. Antonio. Yo, what's up? DJ Envy, Charlamagne, Anjali. What's up? Good morning, New York City. Good morning, everybody. Not just New York. Yeah, so I was listening to the radio and it's like, Angela, this is nothing

towards you, but I'm saying, how come when a white person do something crazy, the first thing is, we paint the narrative like, oh, you know, sympathy. And it's like, that's crazy to me. What was the sympathy you're talking about? Like, for the shooter. For the shooter in California, like, oh, he was bullied.

He had a lazy eye. But when somebody of color do something, they paint it out to be a criminal. But when somebody white kill mad people, it's like, oh, you know, oh, they was bullied, you know. Like, why is that the narrative that's saying? That is crazy. They threw the lazy eye in there. Like, why is that the best thing? That is crazy. They threw the lazy eye in there. Like, who give a damn about your lazy eye? Well, no, I think they were looking for what was his motive for what he did.

That's what I'm saying, but I don't feel like that. But when a black kid gets shot, when a cop shot the kid, it's like, oh. You know what I'm saying? But I listen to y'all every morning on the way to work. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. All right, bro. Thank you, sir. We appreciate you. Salute to everybody out You know what I'm saying? Yeah. All right, bro. Thank you, sir.

We appreciate you. Salute to everybody out there that listens to us with a lazy eye, too, man. Lazy eyes don't get enough representation. We love you. Shout out to the lazy eyes. Austin. What up, dog? What up, dog?

Get it off your chest, bro. Hey, yo, man. I'm mad at Facebook and Instagram, right? See, I got this business. I'm trying to do these advertisements. They be like promotional page, advertise for whatever amount of money.

And I put the little ad up and they keep on denying my ad, talking about it don't meet the guidelines or whatever. What's wrong with the ad? What's the guidelines that it's not meeting?

Instagram does that a lot, though, and I haven't figured it out as well. But they block you for no apparent reason. They'll say it's a curse in your thing and there's no curses. I don't know why Instagram does that. lot, though, and I haven't figured it out as well. But they block you for no apparent reason. They'll say there's a curse in your thing and there's no curse. I don't know why Instagram does that. Just appeal it.

I teach gun classes or whatever, and they keep on talking about, I'm trying to sell guns online. I'm not trying to sell guns. I'm trying to sell a class. Well, appeal it and tell them exactly that. Tell them what the class is. Leave a phone number. Be mad descriptive.

Yeah, and especially at this time with people shooting up bars and stuff like this, you know, everybody needs to be able to protect themselves, be able to walk around with their gun. You know what I'm saying? So can I shoot all my business online right here? Hurry up. Hey, what's up? Hit me up on Ohio Supreme Training on Instagram, OhioSupremeTraining.com on Facebook, whatever, Ohio Supreme Training, I'm there. See, I don't like none of that rhetoric.

I do believe in the Second Amendment and your right to bear arms, but I don't want to go to the club if everybody got a gun. I don't want to go nowhere where I feel like I need a gun. Well, nobody should be in a public setting with a gun, especially with a knickerbocker.

That's what he just said. In this era we live in where people are shooting up bars and stuff like that, so that means you want to be in the bar with your gun. He said everybody should be walking around with a gun. I don't want that. Well, you can't anyway.

You can't. No lick around. For iPhone. Yo, what's going on, bro? iPhone Sim, what up? Good morning, everybody. Good morning, good morning. What's up, iPhone Sim?

Yo, I got to get it off my chest. Yo, Evie, because of you, I owe my friends like $400, man. Each one of them. We all came to your car show. I'm like, yo, I bet you. No, matter of fact, they was like, I bet you Ev like $400, man. Each one of them. We all came to your car show. I'm like, yo, I bet you. No, matter of fact, they was like, I bet you if you don't know you by face. I'm like, you lost your mind.

You get to the car show, you look right at me. I knew I had the bread in the bag. You were right past me. I seen you, iPhone. I seen you, iPhone. I definitely seen you, but I seen people around you. And I said, iPhone is probably going to charge them $500 for a picture. So I was like, I ain't messing with iPhone. That's the problem with you, iPhone, Sim. You charge them $500 for a picture. So I was like, that's what iPhone is. That's the problem with you, iPhone,

you're always trying to make money off your friends. Yo, this is stylehusties.com, man. Everybody got to pay for everything. I see you. I seen you waving at me. I definitely seen you. I said, you ignored him? I did.

He had four people with him. I seen his ass. I see him all the time in the club. Your iPhone come. What up, MV? So you looked him right in his eye and ignored him? He had four people with him. I seen his ass. I see him all the time in the club. Your iPhone come. What up, what up, Envy? So you looked him right in his eye and ignored him. He had four people. He was going to charge people for pictures.

So what? No. Let that man make his money. That man flipping pictures the way you flipping houses. Let that man flip his pictures. Huh? Did you see them cars I sent you? It was a fucking...

I see the old DeLorean. Yeah, the old DeLorean. I see that. Some of them... So if you want a cop one, I mean, make me look good. I'll the old DeLorean. I see that. Some of them sell, so if you want cotton one, I mean, they make me look good. I charge that guy for that, too. See that?

You see iPhone? You can't make money off me all the time, man. Why can't he? Why can't he flip you? Flip me, hey. I'll see y'all later, man. All right, iPhone. Damn, he had to go.

Your iPhone will flip anything. Shout out to iPhone Sim out in Queens, Long Island. Man, after your own heart. Why don't y'all bring that man to one of y'all real estate classes and teach him how to flip houses? I tried. Put them hustling skills to work. I'm gonna try, but then he gonna bring ten people with him and charge him a hundred dollars and then we'll all get for free. Ain't y'all doing

group homes? What y'all doing? Yeah, we're doing row houses. Yeah, and group investors? Yes. Alright. Get it off your chest. 800-585-1051. If you need to vent, hit us up now. It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning. The Breakfast Club. Wake up, Wake up.

Wake your ass up. This is your time to get it off your chest. Whether you're mad or blessed, we want to hear from you on The Breakfast Club. Hello, who's this? Good morning. Good morning, man. This is Red from Cali. Red, what's up, bro? Get it off your chest. Hey, man.

Thank y'all for letting me get on yesterday. My fiance didn't get to hear me, so this morning she's listening. Charlene, I love you. And again, I'm proud of you for your real estate that you're pursuing. And also, I want to give a shout-out to my old boy, Mark. Got his CDLs, man. He driving trucks now. Congratulations, brother.

All right. How much did Mark pay you for that? Say what? How much did Mark pay you for that shout-out? That's my best friend, man. That's my best friend. Oh, got you, got you, got you. Yeah, he's my best friend. You know, anybody man that's struggling, man, that don't know what

they want to do in their life, tell them, man, go get their CDS. It's the best job in the world, man. All right. I want you to think about this, too. What if you shouted out your girl and your best friend, and they're together right now in the bed while you're on the way to work? No, that would be foul. Sean! Yo, what up? Get it off your chest, bro.

Say, man, what's all this about Vanilla Ice, bro? I said Vanilla Isis, sir. Not Vanilla Ice. Vanilla Isis. You want to know why you said Vanilla Ice is dangerous? Vanilla Isis, okay? Vanilla Isis is all of these white terrorists that we see shooting up stuff. 300 mass shootings in 311 days.

I completely agree with that, bro. Yeah, Vanilla Isis. He thought you said Vanilla Isis was dangerous. Yeah, not Vanilla Isis. Not your favorite rapper ever, okay? Oh, I thought you were talking about Vanilla Isis. I'm like, man, what the white boy did now, man? No, Vanilla Isis.

Okay? Those white boys is shooting up people all across the country. That's funny. Hello, who's this? Hello? Yeah. Hey, how you doing? That's me, Lavelle.

What's up, man? Get it off your chest. Damn, hold up. All right, that's all he had to say. Hello, who's this? It's Eli. Hello. Hey, what's up?

Get it off your chest. Hi. Hey, Envy, I just want to tell you, man, congratulations on your car show, first of all. Thank you very much. Did you come? Are you going to be having it? No, I didn't get them. I'm in Kentucky. I'm trying to make one. If you're going to tell you, man, congratulations on your car show, first of all. Thank you very much. Did you come? Are you going to be having it? No, I didn't get them.

I'm in Kentucky. I'm trying to make one. If you're going to have another one somewhere. Yeah, I'm going to do it. I told myself I'm going to try to do at least two next year. I'm going to do one, of course, out here in the Tri-State New York, New Jersey area. And then I'm going to do one. I don't know.

I mean, I'm trying to look for a spot. Whether it might be Kentucky, it might be Orlando, it might be Florida. I'm not sure yet, brother. All right. And then the guy, I just want to take congratulations on your book. Thank you, sir. Shook one. Anxiety playing tricks on me.

It's out right now everywhere. Thank you, sir. I'm not a reader, but congratulations. You can get the audio book. All right. That'll work for me because I'm in my truck right now. There you go. See?

Read by me. The book's read by me. Y'all been trying to boycott football. I'm going to boycott the first five minutes if you don't start showing up on time. That's getting tougher and tougher. Freaky Friday or shoot your shot

because I want to kind of holler at you. We're going to do Freaky Friday today, but we'll give you 20 seconds to holler at you. Go. I know you probably don't mess with regular guys like me, but I mean, I could treat you good if you just give me a chance, maybe take you out on a date somewhere.

Where would you take me? Where would I take you? Maybe like Ruth's Chris or something. I ain't that high class, but I mean, we could do something special. All right, well, you'll be happy to know I have a gift card to Ruth Chris right now for $200, so you wouldn't even have to probably pay for much. Oh, yeah, she's my type of woman right there, see? Alright, well, we're going to put you a hole

and send you in your truck, blow your horn, brother. Oh, okay. There you go. Alright, man. Hold on, alright? Why do truck horns sound so much weaker than a car horn? I don't know. Get it off your chest. 800-585-1051.

If you need to vent, you can hit us up. Naeem, we got rumors on the way? Yes, find out what artist was shooting a video. There were actually a few different artists present, and there was a shooting that happened. We'll tell you where and what it was. All right, and happy birthday to my godmother aunt, Miss Leon Murdoch.

Happy birthday. I love you! All right, and rumors up next. Thismother aunt, Miss Leone Murdoch. Happy birthday. I love you! All right, and rumors up next. It's The Breakfast Club. Good morning. The Breakfast Club. Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy, Angela Yee, Charlamagne Tha Guy.

We are The Breakfast Club. Let's get to these rumors. Let's talk a shooting that happened at a video. This is The Rumor Report with Angela Yee. Rumor has it. On the Breakfast Club. So listen up. Well, multiple shots were fired at a video with Tekashi69, Kanye, and Nicki Minaj.

Sounds about right. Police have security cameras on the house that may have captured the actual shooting, so we'll see what happens. They are continuing to investigate and look for things in nearby areas that may lead them to a possible suspect, but they did find at least five shell casings near the property

where that video was being shot. Now, an official at the Beverly Hills Police Department told The Blast that shots were fired near the house where the stars were filming near Alpine Drive. The police are now on the scene. Those damn radical liberals, man, shooting at Kanye because he was probably wearing that MAGA hat. Now, they said that Tekashi and Kanye were on set,

but Nicki had not yet arrived. When those shots rang out, they believe it was a drive-by shooting scenario. They said Kanye was not injured. He left the scene. You think it was body gang clapping at Nicki? No. He wasn't there yet.

Who you think was getting shot at in this whole scenario? Who you think was getting shot at in this whole scenario? Who you think was getting shot at? I have absolutely no idea. Man, goddammit, you know that was for Tekashi69. Knock it off, okay? I have absolutely no idea. Yes, absolutely. His other video shoot got shot up here in New York.

Man walking around with 100 security guards and LAPD in Los Angeles right now. He don't look comfortable, by the way. Not even in the least bit. Would you look comfortable? Would you feel comfortable? No, I wouldn't. Listen, I wouldn't want to be there.

Like, there's nothing that serious in LA that I got to walk around with that kind of security. I'd rather not be there. And you're getting shot at at your video shoot? Come on, you know those shots for Tekashi 6ix9ine. Knock it off. All right, now let's discuss some jewelry that's available just in time for the holidays.

But this jewelry is very controversial. Now, Yves Saint Laurent, and I know you shop there all the time, Envy. Mm-hmm. They have a new line of jewelry. And if you have Revolt TV, you can see what this actually looks like. It's jewelry shaped like penises. So they have penis earrings, a penis chain, and all of that. So while some people do want them,

some people are saying that it's just very crass. It looks like it smells. I'm going to be honest with you. It's kind of the color of smegma. Like the gold is like smegma colored. No, is that brass? No, that's smegma colored. What do you think about it? It's cute.

I would buy that. You said you would buy that? I said who? I didn't say you. I said who? All right, now Michelle Obama. A penis tongue ring would be you. I said who? All right. Now, Michelle Obama. A penis tongue ring would be crazy. You want one?

No. Her new book, Becoming, is coming out on Tuesday. And in that book, she writes about everything, like growing up in Chicago, confronting racism in the public life, becoming the country's first black lady, and some struggles early on in her marriage to Barack Obama as he started his political career, meeting with a counselor a handful of times. One thing she does talk about is not being able to forgive Trump for this. Don Lemon was reading an excerpt from her book, and here's what she talks about Donald Trump. This is from a former first lady's book, Michelle Obama.

The whole birther thing was crazy and mean-spirited, of course. Its underlying bigotry and xenophobia hardly concealed. But it was also dangerous, deliberately meant to stir up the wingnuts and kooks, she writes. What if someone with an unstable mind loaded a gun and drove to Washington? What if that person went looking for our girls? Donald Trump, with his loud and reckless innuendos, was putting my family's safety at risk. And for that, I'd never forgive him. Ooh, drop on the clues bomb for Michelle Obama.

Sounds good already. Donald Trump is an F-boy. Tried to line my man up. Tried to get my family pressed. When you see me in the streets, keep that same energy. We don't F with you presidentially. Well, she did say that, but just not like that. Well, I can't wait to read her book.

I'm excited. It comes out on Tuesday. All right. I'm Angela Yee, and that is your rumor report. All right, Miss Shee, we got front page news next. Yeah. Now, imagine you're on a flight and your baby is crying. But as a mom, you don't have any breast milk.

You have no formula. What happens next? We'll tell you what happened on this particular flight. Oh, boy. This sounds like she got on the thing and was like, is there anybody? We'll find out when we come back. All right, it's The Breakfast Club. Good morning.

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We are The Breakfast Club. Let's get in some front page news. Now, what are we talking about, Yeezy? Well, let's talk about this flight on Philippine Airlines. A flight attendant actually helped a woman whose baby was crying. Now she posted on Facebook, I heard an infant's cry, a cry that will make you want to do anything to help.

Patricia Organa then said that I approached the mother, asked if everything was okay, and she said, teary-eyed, she told me that she ran out of formula milk. Passengers started looking and staring at the tiny, fragile, crying infant. She said, I felt a pinch in my heart. There's no formula milk on board. I thought to myself,

there's only one thing I could offer, and that's my own milk. And so I offered. So that's when she went to a private part of the plane and actually breastfed the baby. I mean, kids gotta eat. I mean, you know, when you're a parent and you see watching your kids starve, you're gonna let them eat any way they can.

You know what I mean? Patricia Organo, in the meantime, is a 24-year-old flight attendant. And she's also a first-time mom. So she was able to offer that. That's amazing. She said the mother was very appreciative. I don't know how I feel about that. I'm glad the kid got to eat. But, I mean, that would be like a hell of an executive decision.

No, that wouldn't really be much of a decision. You got babies crying like crazy. If you're a parent and your kid hungry, yeah, you got to let them eat. You got to, yeah. Well, the FDA does warn against using breast milk from another mother because of any type of risk that has to come with things like infectious diseases. That's true. Chemical contaminants and things like that. But at that point when that baby's crying, all you want to do is feed that baby.

And then you think about back in the day, old school mammy style when the slaves would breastfeed masses of kids. So the breast milk was good enough for their babies babies but then they wouldn't even treat the actual slaves like human beings. Now what if you just tried to give the baby some water or something? Would that help? Depends on the age

of the baby but that wouldn't fill up the baby though. So there's nothing you could have did about it if it wasn't for that flight attendant. How old was the baby?

The baby looked like a newborn. Yeah. Yeah, so that's all they can be on is milk. They can't do nothing else. Nothing. Jesus, can you fill the baby up with something else?

I said some water. That's why I'm asking questions because I don't have any kids. So I'm like, maybe the baby's crying, you put some water and maybe that'll just stop it. Not as a newborn. No way. All right, now let's talk about the shooter, Ian Long. That's the person they've identified as the person who shot and killed 12 people and injured at least 12 more at Borderline Bar and Grill in California. They said they did discover messages on his Instagram story and they deleted his page.

So we'll never know what those messages said. But according to former classmates, they said he was bullied in high school and his fellow students made fun of him because he had a lazy eye. It affected him deeply and that he knew a lot of those students go to the bar that he went to on Wednesday nights and that he knew some of the people who teased him would be there. So that would be part of the explanation or the motive for why he would have went there and actually killed people. He also was a Marine veteran who often would go to that bar as well. They said the team met with him, the crisis team had met with him, and they said he was suffering from PTSD, but they didn't detain him under laws that allow for the temporary detention of people with psychiatric issues.

Vanilla ISIS is the biggest and most dangerous threat on American soil. All these domestic terrorist attacks come from vanilla ISIS. So why are we scared of Muslims and Mexicans again? Listen, I think it's disgusting that he killed 12 people. He ended up killing himself as well. So they said he died from a self-inflicted gunshot wound also. Vanilla ISIS, okay? The most biggest and dangerous threat on American soil.

And as you know, we are still keeping our eyes on Georgia and Florida. Two of the biggest races of 2018 is still undecided as votes are still being counted. So Kemp was the leading Democrat, Stacey Abrams, in Georgia with 50.3% of the vote. But if that share drops below 50%, then the contest would automatically go to a runoff. So they're still counting. And that runoff would happen on December 4th. Now, as far as Andrew Gillum in Florida, they are saying that Ron DeSantis is beating him by 38,000 votes,

and that's within the 0.5% needed for a machine recount. So we'll keep you posted as they are still counting these votes. Every vote should be counted. That's democracy, baby. And they're going to count them all. I don't know why Andrew Gillum conceded in the first place, but whatever. All right, well, that's front page news. Now, when we come back, comedian Joe Coy will be joining us. I love Joe Coy.

Joe Coy, I was a big, big, big fan of Chelsea lately when it was on E! And Chelsea just always had, like, really dope panels full of dope people. Like, Lonnie Love came from Chelsea. Kevin Hart used to be on Chelsea. And Joe Coy was a regular. And I just think he's an hilarious individual. Alright, so we'll kick it with Joe Coy when we come back. Don't move. It's The Breakfast Club. Good morning.

Good morning, everybody. It's DJ, MV, Angela Yee, Charlamagne Tha God. We are The Breakfast Club. We got a special guest in the building. Our guy, Joe Coy! Joe Coy, what's happening, brother? God, I love you guys so much. We're best friends and none of you guys are following me.

That's not true. I follow you on Instagram. God, I love that. I follow you on Instagram. Liar. Bullshit. Liar. Charlie, you have lied to me for the past 10 years.

But let's see if you're following us. Angela, look, she's checking like, look at Angela. I know I am. I know I am. No, Envy, you're a liar too. When am I not? When I follow you. But how about he don't follow us?

You just pressed that. No, I did not. You don't follow us. I do too. No, you're a liar too. When I follow you. But how about he don't follow us? You just pressed that. You don't follow us? I do too. No, you don't. You follow 173 people. No, I was following you guys and I unfollowed you guys. Oh my God, that's so petty. You unfollowed me too.

You are petty as hell, Joe. I don't care. That's how I do it. I'm never following you. I don't care if I'm old or not. I'm following you. He can look right now and see if we just followed him. Envy, you're a liar.

You guys are doing this right now. No, I've been following you. Show me. right now and see if we just followed him. You guys are doing this right now. I've been following you. Charlamagne, don't lie to me. Oh, my God. Why did you let not know I was following you, Joe? You follow John Stamos and you don't follow us?

Because he said, he said, what's up, Joe, to me. I've been following you. I saw you the other day when you had the Come Into America stuff on. Was that Halloween? That was Halloween, man.

I hope it was Halloween. He wasn't walking around. That was a Tuesday, Charlamagne. Well, you also have a movie. Yeah, man. I got this indie movie, man. This is so crazy. It's called Wake.

And then I got another one called Anastasia that just came out. It's called Wake, like about waking up or like a funeral wake? It's like funeral wake. Okay. Yeah, and I play like a ghost. That sounds dark. Yeah, yeah. Is it a scary movie?

No, it's not that. It's just more like it was in her head. I'm not like a real ghost. It was just I was playing it. It was in her head, and she kept seeing her ex. You know what I mean? And I was playing that. It was pretty cool, man.

I loved it. Are you Trump fatigued as a comedian i think it's just man like you know when it comes to doing comedy man it's different genres you know what i mean there's there's there's people that talk about family there's people that do puppets there's people that you know talk about politics i'm not i don't care i want to talk about my son masturbating. Like, that's funny to me. You caught your son masturbating? He's been, and he thinks he's being sly. And I'm like, bro, come on, man.

The head and shoulders is empty. You still have dandruff. You f***ed up with shampoo? Why are you acting like you didn't? Shut up. Always the lotion. Started off with Vaseline, guys. So you bring lotion into the shower?

No, I f***ed up in the bed. Why would you do that? I f*** off in the bed. I f*** off on the floor. Like, on my knees. See, that's when you know you're a bad criminal. Because, like, why would you do that? Do it in the shower.

Evidence is gone. Now you got to do it in your bed and, like, hide the evidence. Throw s*** away. No, but he's on his knees. On your knees? Is there a man in front of you? When I was younger. See, the f***ing off in the shower was...

What are you praying and s***ing off? I don't like s***ing off in the shower because I was in jail. So when you was in jail, you would see the semen in the shower. And I never... Well, I would think you wouldn't like s***ing off on your knees then. Wait a minute. You said gross to my son for using shampoo. And you're talking about that you saw semen in the shower?

It was jail. Yeah, but still. What are you looking like? What are you looking up at? Yeah, what do you... What do you mean? What are you kneeling for? I don in jail. Yeah, but still. What are you looking at? Yeah, what do you mean? What are you kneeling for? I don't know. When I was a kid, I'd get on my knees and **** off.

You act like nobody's ever done that. No one's ever done that. So how do y'all **** off standing up? Laying down. I don't think you've ever laid down. I've done that. Yeah, I've done that. Charlamagne, people have **** off walking more than someone doing it on their knees. How's that?

First of all, if you f***ed off and walked to the TV, never have I got on my knees and went, this is much better. What is it? This is so much better. If you f*** off standing up, you'll probably get weak in the legs after you f*** and you'll probably fall. So get on your knees. So is it a wooden floor or a carpet?

Carpet. I always get a towel. I always get a towel. I always get a towel. I get some tissue or something like that. Tissue? I cannot be the only person that d**ks off on you. I can't. I'm not going to make people do this.

All the fellas in the room, have you ever d**ked off on your knees? No. No one has. So y'all all d**ks off standing up? Or sitting down or laying down. Or laying down. Who the f**k gets off the bed and kneels? Who does that?

So weird. And prays to the God? I'm protesting so I get on my knees. That's all. There's no way y'all off standing up all the time. I think you say and then when you say it, you're so committed. You just got to say it.

Charlamagne does that. He'll say something. He's like, I better go. I got a book to push. Yeah, my next book is called F***ing Off on the Knees. Who doesn't do that? I didn't know that wasn't a thing. That's a whole chapter. I can't be the only guy.

Everybody tweet me right now. Let me know if you f***ing go on your knees. No one's going to respond. The only people that f*** up on their knees are the people without the rest of their legs. I can't believe we're starting this show off like this. I didn't this ass. He said ew to my son. He said ew.

He used his shampoo. I grabbed Vaseline and kneeled. Like that's better, Chalamet? Oh my god. I can't believe y'all. I can't believe y'all. That's what I was asking. I just knew. You canall. Let's move on. I can't believe you. I can't believe y'all. So how did you guys decide? That's what I was asking. I just knew.

Like, I just, you can tell. Like, they're long showers. He's got a big, thick head of hair. Always dry. I'm like, Joe, you know what I mean? Like, how old are your kids now? I got a 16 and a 14. Girl 16, boy 14.

Oh, yeah. He's f***ing off. I'm sure. Ask him if he's f***ing off on his knees. I want to think about that. Just call him. Text him. Just text him. Be a good dad. Well, hey, look. Charlamagne used to f*** off on on his knees. Just call him. Text him. Just text him.

Be a good dad. Well, hey, look. Charlamagne used to f*** up on his knees when he was your age. It's the best thing. Do you do it? Do it when you're young and you can actually kneel down. When you're older, you can't do that. No, not at all. Have you tried recently? I have. My wife was pregnant for the last nine months. Yes, I definitely have. And it did not work.

Well, Joe Coy, what about your masturbation experiences? What about your own personal experiences? You remember getting caught by? Yeah, my mom. My mom caught me when she was doing laundry and she separated the whites from the darks. And then the sock was just not, it looked like a hockey stick. And we both just kind of froze. Just looked at each other and she moved on.

She acted like she didn't know, but then, like, the rest of my life was like, yeah, make sure you put your socks on your feet. You know, you have a hard time putting socks on your d***. What conversations are forbidden with your kid? We was having that conversation this morning. Like, do you share a lot of the intimate things that happened to you when you was young with your child? Yeah, me and my son, our relationship is so cool. And the having that conversation this morning. Do you share a lot of the intimate things that happened to you when you were young with your child? Yeah, me and my son, our relationship

is so cool. And the mom too, man. Me and the mom are divorced. We've been divorced for a long time. I can tell when you say me and the mom. Me and the mom. Me and the mom. I hear it in your tone, you f***ing a**hole.

Me and the mom. Yeah, I f***ed off on my knees. you f***ing a**hole. Me and the mom. Yeah, me and the mom. Yeah, I f*** off on my knees. I mean... You guys would have a great relationship. Oh, we're the best of friends, man. We are, though. Me and the mom are, man. And I don't understand...

We are. She got a boyfriend that lives at the house that I pay for. Yo, it's dope, though. I love him. Nah, I wouldn't like that, though. No, yeah, you would, man. I think that's an old, old mentality that my mom and dad had. And they don't talk anymore.

They still don't talk. You know what I mean? And look at me. I'm still hurt by it. You know what I mean? I still talk about it. That's stupid shit. Does he open the door when you come in and everything?

Who, Gino? That's his name? Yeah, that's his name. That's the boyfriend. How does the boyfriend get a name, but the mom just gets the mom? My God, Joe. Did you even know Gino? Oh, my goodness.

Yeah, the mom and Gino, man. I love them. No, but it's better this way, man. And I moved her right next to me. Like, my son walks right across the street. Wow. Yeah, it's really cool, man. Like, we go to lunches together.

Like, he tries to play us. You know what I mean? Like, he knows I'm going to say no about spending the night on Wow. Yeah, it's really cool, man. Like, we go to lunches together. Like, he tries to play us. You know what I mean? Like, he knows I'm gonna say no about spending the night on a school night, but he knows his mom will say yes, so he'll call his mom. But then I'm right there having breakfast with her. I'm like, hey, mother******, I'm right here. You think your mom and I are hanging out? Do you ever still have sex with the mom?

No, no. Why do you do that? Yeah, we just hang out. Gino's there, too. Got you, got you. Gino doesn't go, hey, you gonna f*** her? Hey, I'm depressed. You gonna f*** her? You ever flex on Gino just to let him know I'll pay for this house?

No, no. Gino's cool, man. Got you. Yeah, man. He does all the s*** that I don't do that my son loves. Like, he skates. He's an ex-pro skater. Oh, wow.

He designs clothes. You know what I mean? That's cool. He's got a cool dad when I'm not around. He's, he must be youngerater. He designs clothes. You know what I mean? That's cool. He's got a cool dad when I'm not around. He must be younger. Yeah, he f***s up on his knees, Charlemagne. He's that young. He's got young knees, you a**hole.

All right, we got more with Joe Coy. When we come back, don't move. It's The Breakfast Club. Good morning. B.J. Envy, Angela Yee, Charlemagne the guy. We are The Breakfast Club. We're kicking it with Joe Coy, comedian. Charlamagne?

It always bugs me out when comedians hate on other comedians, especially, I look at radio the same way, because the grind to actually be a comedic superstar is so hard. Yeah, man. Like, it's not easy. Dude, Charlamagne, man, like, that Netflix special that just came out, they said no to me so many times. You know what I mean?

And I remember we threw, I even offered to pay for them to fly out to, like, San Francisco. I go, I'll pay for everything, man. First class, everything. Just come see the act. And then they finally just said, hey, we can't make it. And we're already booked for our roster. We got enough comics for the new specials next year. So we'll just come see you some other time.

And I could have just sat there and cried about it and complained and went public and like, yo, that dude got a special, but I didn't. I've been doing it for, what, 28 years, and you're going to give it to this cat that just started? I could have done that, but then I just took my money and I paid for that thing myself, man. I paid for all that s***, man. That logo behind

me, the floor, the director, all that s***, man. And then I'm trying to tell jokes knowing that I've invested All that, man, that logo behind me, the floor, the director, all that, man. You know, yeah. And then I'm trying to tell jokes knowing that I've invested all my money. And then knowing that in my head, while I'm trying to be funny in my head, the only person I really want to sell this to already said no to me. Like, it's so it's such pressure, right? Like, I don't even know where this special is going to land. But the one person I really wanted to go to said no.

So that was the pressure that I had, but I did it, and I cut it up because I knew it was gonna be good, and then I handed it to them, and then they bought it from me. No disrespect to Netflix, like, I wasn't, I'm glad they said no to me. Maybe I wouldn't have been as hungry as I was on my performance, because when I was up there, man, I was starving. I was

like, I gotta get this bitch on, and I gotta sell these f***ing jokes, man. Did you starving. I was like, I got to get this bitch on. And I got to sell these jokes, man. Did you end up getting more money than you would have asked for if you would have just took a deal right away? Because now you've done all the work and you're able to command more? Or you got... I mean, the cool thing is they paid me and then some for the special. So that, thank God, because my son was not going to college. It was done.

It was a wrap. I took everything out of my account, man. And so they paid me back and then they gave me enough to, you know what I mean? It was done. It was a wrap. I took everything out of my account, man. And so they pay me back and then they gave me enough to, you know, buy something nice. And then, and just recently,

they just signed me to two more deals. So I got two more specials from Netflix. God bless Netflix. Why is Netflix the end-all be-all now, though? It's not the end-all.

It's just like, network's not king anymore. You know what I mean? Like, look what you guys are doing You guys are king right now Like everyone wants to be on this now This is that generation now No one gives a fuck about censorship

And all that We don't want to watch that shit anymore Like no one And Netflix is that platform Every kid has a phone And Netflix is on every phone You know what I mean And if you're not funny in 30 seconds

You're done. Now, when it comes to your comedy, we've been watching a lot of people, say Pete Davidson, for example, right? He'll talk about his relationship breaking up, Ariana Grande. She might be a little irritated about it, but he's still going to do it.

Did you ever have issues with your ex or with your son where they're like, yo, can you not talk about that? No, no. I was scared about this special that I'm about to do. There's one particular joke that i'm i was nervous about doing because i did it in front of my son and uh because it is about him and i noticed that his when we went backstage he just wasn't happy

about the joke and then uh and then i realized i go oh i get it because it was only about him and uh so i started making fun of myself and tagging myself with the same situation that he was in. I'm trying to be like, because I don't want to let it out yet because I'm about to drop that. So but then when I started doing that, he appreciated it. He was like, oh, I like it. And then he even asked me, he goes, are you going to do that joke? And I go, yeah, I'm definitely doing it. He definitely felt it.

Because then everybody knows it's about him at school. Oh, they love to make fun of him at school. They know he masturbates. He's cool with it. Oh, he loves it, man. Everyone at school wears my sweatshirts. They all know him. He gets away with murder.

He goes late to class. His teachers are like, oh, I love your dad. He's so funny. I wonder if he really dicks off with head and shoulders, though. Yes, he dicks off. I hope to God he doesn't dick off on his knees. That will depress me. I can't wait till he does.

Really? Yes. I can't wait till he does. Just walk into his room. Why is his towel rolled up on the floor? What if he's dicking off with a Colin Kaepernick jersey on? What? He just looks at me.

Thanks, Breakfast Club. All right. Is that how we ended it? Yes. Charlie, Breakfast Club. All right. Is that how we ended it? Yes. Charlie, why do you always do this? You have a comedy album live from Seattle? Yes. Yes.

On iTunes. That's out. Yes. Is it doing well? Yeah, especially after now. If you can say you got it. Can you just do it and act like you got it? I got it.

It's great, man. It's a real tearjerker. You're a dick. You know when I got your book, I got on my knees and started masturbating? All over the fucking book. See, this is awkward. See, this way goes too far.

Chapter 8. I don't know what chapter 8 through 15 are because they're all stuck together. I really don't know anything about you after chapter 7. I was trying to end on a different note, but you brought it right back to my dick. I'm going to buy two books. See the guy. I'm going to end on a different note, but you brought it right back to my d*** off. I'm going to buy two books. See the guy.

I'm going to put my knees on him and d*** off. That's what Shook One's really about, actually. Oh, man. What else you got going on, Joe? He's headlining two shows at the New York Comedy Festival.

Oh, yeah. The Beacon Theater, man. We sold the first Beacon Theater completely out. We added a second. There's only a few tickets left. And, dude, I can't believe I'm at the Beacon Theater completely out. We added a second. There's only a few tickets left. Dude, I can't believe I'm at the Beacon Theater, man. This is great, man.

That's what happens when you bet on yourself. I love you, man. Did you watch the hand mixer? Yeah, wait a minute. Is that your cuff hand? Both of you. God damn it. God damn it.

That hand felt thick. That hand felt so f***ing thick. Now you guys are pregnant. It's the new blood brothers. For life. For life. You guys are nasty. All right.

Well, it's Joe Coy. Thank you for joining us. I love you, MB. Are you going to come or what? Whoa. No, no. See? Wow.

See? Wow. Joe, you are crazy. Hold on. Hold on. I brought something. Just where is it? Where's the jacket? What did you bring? Hold on. I want to bring that. Give on, hold on. I brought something. Just where is it? Where's the jacket?

What did you bring? Hold on. I want to bring that. Give it. Hurry. It's right there. Get the jackets. The jackets.

Joe's selling merch. So check this out. This is my jacket, right? Oh, that's nice. From the ghetto to the getty. Thank you. What's the getty, Joe? The getty.

The museum. The art museum. Oh, got you, got you, got you. In L.A., man. Got you. Thanks for shitting on my jacket. In L.A., man. Got you. Thanks for shitting on my jacket. And that's a nice jacket.

What's it getting? And can I f*** off while wearing this jacket? Can I f*** off on my knees while wearing this jacket? You gotta take the photo

on your knees. It's Joe Coy. Envy, you gotta rock that. I got you. It's the Breakfast Club. He's on his knees. I love you guys. He's on his knees.

Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy, Angela Yee, Charlamagne Tha Guy. It's the Breakfast Club. He's on his knees. I love you guys. Morning, everybody. It's DJ MV Angela Yee. Charlamagne Tha God. We are the Breakfast Club. Get off my Twitter too, B. I'm not the only person I hear that masturbates on their knees or has historically. We're going to talk about this next hour. If you're in the bed with a young

lady and you're hitting her from the back, what are you on? You ain't standing up in the bed. Yeah, but you're not pleasuring yourself by yourself. You're not masturbating. What does it matter how you pleasure yourself? Why don't you sit down? Take a seat. Lay down. I've done that sometimes too. I'm just talking about it in my younger years. I just never would say I'm going to get on my knees and masturbate.

That's just something that just never crossed my mind. That's what I used to do often. You know what's so funny? I come in here to pray every morning and I got in here to pray and one of these white devils in here is going to say, oh, I thought you was masturbating. Every day you do that, that's how we look at you. Like, is he masturbating over there? We just don't know. Now we know what it really is. Exactly.

But don't forget, Thursday, November 15th, that's next week, is the Breakfast Club's Change for Change Radiothon. It's powered by Doze Beds. We'll be on this radio from 6 a.m. to 12 midnight. Yes. We're gonna need those Doze Beds at some point during that time. Yeah, we're gonna need those Doze Beds. We're going to need those doze beds at some point during that time. Yeah, we're going to need those doze beds.

We're trying to raise money for Project 375, all right? That was founded by NFL player Brandon Marshall, who after years of struggling with mental illness, was diagnosed with borderline personality disorder in 2011. So we need you guys to help. This is a great cause. You can text CHANGE. Get a pen, get a pen, get a pen.

I want you to write it down or put it in your phone. Text CHANGE to 52182. Yes, and head to bcchangeforchange.com. But it's very important to know we're not raising money just for Brandon Marshall. No, it's not for Brandon Marshall. Brandon Marshall has a project. He has a Project 375, and their mission is to raise awareness of mental health and end the stigma and raise funding for treatment of mental health.

Correct. Yes. So we're going to be doing that next Thursday. Now, last year we raised over $800,000 for Gathering of Justice. So this year we're trying to raise as much as we can to, you know, to put a light on it, to help people that are having mentally problems, mental problems, and give them treatment. Yes. I just got extremely tired thinking about next Thursday.

Oh, but the... I thought you meant about that long day. The long day. I thought about last year. I was like, damn, yo, we was here all day,

6 a.m. to midnight and then had to come right back to do the show the next morning. But we do appreciate everybody that contributed. If you contributed a dollar, if you contributed $5.

$5, $20, $15, $30, $40. Some people were like, you know what? they really went above and beyond a hundred dollars. That's what really made us go above and beyond because every person that donated, whatever amount it was, that's what really made a big difference. I got a lot of vacation days.

If I took that Friday off, then you had the whole Thanksgiving off the next week. Oh, it is, isn't it? Okay. Well, that might be an option. That might be an option. Just thinking, just weighing my week. Oh, it is, isn't it? Mm-hmm. Okay. Well, that might be an option. That might be an option. Just thinking, just weighing my options. Yeah, just weighing, just weighing.

I'm just coming late. Just weighing, you know. I do that every day. I know. That's light work. Because, you know, I'm, you know, anyway. Well, anyway, we got rumors up next year. What are we talking about in the rumors?

Yes, let's talk about a new baby. Congratulations to this couple for having their first child together as a couple. Okay. Alright, we'll get to that next. Keep it locked. It's The Breakfast Club. Good morning. Morning, everybody. It's DJ, MV, Angela Yee, Charlamagne Tha God. We are The Breakfast Club. Let's get to these rumors. Let's talk a new baby.

It's about time. What's going on? Rumor report. Rumor report. This is The Rumor Report with Angela Yee on The Breakfast Club. Well, congratulations No! Rumor report. Rumor report. This is the rumor report. Talk to them. With Angela Yee on The Breakfast Club. Well, congratulations to Dwayne Wade and Gabrielle Union. They had their first kid together. Of course, we know they do have a blended family now.

Now, he posted, we are sleepless and delirious, but so excited to share that our miracle baby arrived last night via surrogate. Welcome to the party, sweet girl. So they've been trying to have a kid for years. Gabrielle Union has been talking a lot about having eight or nine miscarriages. She talked about it in her book, We're Gonna Need More Wine. She said for three years, my body has been a prisoner of trying

to get pregnant. So now they found a surrogate who carried the child for them and they have their baby. They already have three kids because of his kids from his previous wife, but now this is their first child together. Well, congrats to them. Drop on the clues, Bond, for the weights.

You know, when I seen the picture that they released yesterday, I thought she actually gave birth because she was all, she looked like she just delivered the baby. So I was like, wow, I didn't even know she was pregnant. But then I read she had a surrogate. Right, she had to have the skin-to-skin contact. So she was in the hospital making sure the baby was on her bare skin. She posted,

A lovely day. We are sleepless and delirious, but so excited to share that our miracle baby arrived last night via surrogate. And November 7th will forever be etched in our hearts as the most loveliest of all the lovely days. Welcome to the party, sweet girl. So congratulations to them. All right.

Now for all you Drake fans, there's going to be a follow-up to Scorpion, and that's going to happen pretty soon. Here was Drake announcing that he's going to start recording immediately after his tour. I guess most people would go on a vacation or I don't know what they do after work.

I'm going to tell you what I'm going to do. Because I keep having nights like this that remind me why I love my job so much. I promise you that as soon as this tour is over and maybe I take like a little fan, get ready for some more number ones. Do we need another Drake album already? Yeah, why not? He just put out a double album this year.

Why not? You know what? I think he's out of his deal, too. His obligations after that. Really? Listen, the run has been very extraordinary because usually when you have an artist like Drake who's at the top of the game the way he is and the way radio plays all his records to death, people should have

been tired of Drake four or five years ago. But we're not. That's what I'm saying. His run is very extraordinary. Alright, now Snoop Dogg, he was going on a little tour and he took a trip to the White House in D.C., and he smoked right outside of the White House. He documented that in some Instagram videos. He said, F the President in one of the clips,

and then he actually blazes up, and then he goes to watch Netflix afterward. And he also revealed what he wants to happen as far as a biopic on his life. Here's what he said. I'm thinking like a Snoop Dogg biopic. Late 60s when my mother and father, pops in Vietnam. 70s when I was born in 71 in the era, the hippie era growing up. 80s, football, selling candy. Uh-oh, cocaine, selling drugs, gangbanging.

90s, rap. Started. 2000, in conjunction with Lee Daniels and Ryan Coogler. Snoop can't do a movie. Snoop needs a Netflix or Hulu series. He needs like 13 one-hour episodes

to really, really tell a story. Yeah, I don't know if he could go through everything up until now. Maybe it would be just a portion, like from his beginning stages, like he said, and maybe it won't go all the way up until now. Maybe it'll be just a portion, like from his beginning stages, like he said, and maybe it won't go all the way up until now. Maybe it'll go just up to the end of Death Row. I would love to watch that.

He needs a Netflix series, man. He needs 13 one-hour episodes, a couple of seasons of those to be able to tell the whole story. All right, now good news for Plies. Remember, he got arrested when he was going through the airport and they found a gun in his bag.

That's when he was begging them not to take his hat off because he didn't have a haircut. Well, that felony gun charge was dropped. He was facing that charge for carrying a concealed firearm, but he did complete a concealed weapons course and they also said he had a valid permit for carrying a concealed weapon. Apparently, he grabbed the wrong

bag by mistake. The gun was his and, you know, he did have a permit. So he went all the way around. He didn't catch a gun charge. They didn't take his hat off at the airport. Drop on the clues, bombs a permit. He went all the way around. He didn't catch a gun charge. They didn't take his hat off at the airport. Drop on the clues, bombs, supplies. He won. Yes, so congratulations to him for getting that charge

dropped. Alright, I'm Angela Yee and that is your Rumor Report. Alright, thank you, Miss Yee. Charlemagne! Yes. Who you giving that donkey to? It's a guy out there named Emil Rattleband. I have no desire to be younger. This guy does. We'll talk about it for after the hour.

Alright, we'll get into that when we come back. Keep it locked. It's The Breakfast Club. Good morning. That's pretty funny. Charlamagne the devil? Possibly. The Breakfast Club. Yes, yes, yes, yes. Donkey of the Day for Friday, November 9th, goes to a 69-year-old man named Emil Radovan.

Now, in America and all throughout the world, people are choosing their own adventures, okay, in real life, not in books, in real life. What I mean by that is people nowadays can be whatever they feel like. It doesn't matter what you were born as. It doesn't matter what you are. You can be whatever you identify as, okay? You can identify as whatever you want. Salute to all the transgenders and transsexuals out there.

Salute to all the transracials. Good morning, Treasure. Good morning, Rachel Dozal. And now I don't know what you call this yet. I do know that many men get accused of not growing up, acting like children, a bunch of grown-ass little boys. And Emil Radoban is not quite that. But he is 69 years old physically.

But emotionally, he says he feels 20 years younger. I think we all say stupid stuff like that at times. You can be 40 and someone will say, oh, you know, how you feeling? You reply, oh, I feel like I'm 20. Or 40 is the new 30. 30 is the new 20. No. I don't even remember what 20 feels like.

Okay, if you're 40 and you feel great and you're in great shape, don't chalk that up to feeling like you're 20. Chalk that up to being 40 and knowing how to take care of yourself. Age is great. Human beings put value on everything that has age except for ourselves. Age wine, age cognac, age cheese, antique cars. We put value on all these things, but when it comes to each other, we act as if we are depreciating in value as we get older. No, that's not the case.

But Emil hasn't gotten a memo. See, Emil has started a battle to make himself legally 20 years younger. On the grounds that he is being discriminated against on a dating app. He's comparing his bid to alter his age to gender change. I can't make this kind of stuff up, people. Let's hear from Emil Radelbein himself. I feel I suffer under my age because I'm much more younger than my 68.

So when I ask for a mortgage, for example, they say it's impossible. If I go on Tinder, you know, then I get women from 68, 69, when the women are there. And when I'm on Tinder,

you know, then they say, okay, then you can lie for your age. You say you're 49. I don't want to lie. I want to be myself. So don't force me to lie. But when I'm really 49 again, I will have a baby again.

I will buy a new car again. I will paint my house again. I'm going outside and I invest my money again. Because now I'm an old man. You know, I have to save my money to give to my kids so they can live. But if I have that age again, I have hope again. I'm new again. Now, he's in court right now for this.

And a judge conceded that the ability to change gender was a development in the law. And he agrees with Emil. A lot of years we thought that was impossible, but he asked the applicant how his parents would feel about 20 years of Rattleband's life being wiped off the records. The judge said to Emil,

for whom did your parents care? Who was that little boy then? Emil replied to the judge, my parents are dead. All right. He also said he was willing to renounce his right to a pension to ensure there were no unforeseen consequences

of his age change. And at the end of a 45-minute court session, Rattlebrand said, it is really a question of free will. Okay, so what happens when a 69-year-old man says that his emotional age is 16 and he starts happens when a 69-year-old man says that his emotional age is 16 and he starts dating a real 16-year-old?

I mean, if courts start letting grown-ass men legally change their age because emotionally they feel like they are teenagers, can you really lock this guy up? Legally, you told him he was 16. You know they say you can't tell someone how they feel on the inside, and that's true, but we also know you can't turn back the hands of time. It's a lot of things we are accepting of in this era, but

we're not about to make trans age a thing. Alright? You're gonna have 15-year-olds saying they feel 18 and buying cigarettes, saying they feel 21 and buying alcohol. What about a 10-year-old who identifies as a 16-year-old and wants to go get his driver's license? Look, guys. Aging is

an extraordinary process where you become the person you always should have been. You can't become who you are if you are still trying to go get his driver's license. Look, guys, aging is an extraordinary process where you become the person you always should have been. You can't become who you are if you are still trying to go backwards. And one thing you learn as you get older is that you understand it's not about what you look like. Okay? It's all about the person you've become. Emil, you're not happy with who you have become. You don't like who you are

because if you did, you wouldn't be trying to be a 49 year old man again. And furthermore, if you're going to play make-believe, why go from older to old? Okay, if you're going to legally change your age, at least jump back to your 20s. All right, but you know you can't do that because you would look like the oldest 20-something ever. Hell, even if you get 20 years shaved off, you're going to look like the oldest 49-year-old ever. Did you see him on Revolt TV? I was once told the great thing about getting older is that you don't lose all the other ages you've been.

But guess what? You don't get them back either. Please give Emil Rattleband the biggest he are. Now, this is equivalent to something that happened when I was in college. I dated a guy who was, he told me he was 24. How old was he? He was really 27.

He said he was in jail for three years, and those were the three years it took from his life. He brought his life back. He was reclaiming them. You can't reclaim your time. You're not Maxie Waters, my G. All right, it's over. Like, you're 27.

Just like this guy is 69. You should not be able to legally change your age to 49. That makes absolutely, positively no sense whatsoever. All right. Can you imagine an NBA player being 40 years old but then saying, I want to legally change my age to 20, and then going out there and saying teams are discriminating against him when the fact of the matter is just because you say you're 20 doesn't mean that you have the body of a 20-year-old

anymore and can play like you're 20. Remember that one kid you gave Donka today? He was really like 25, but he said he was 18 and went back and played on his high school team. You gave him Donka today for that, too. He played like three years. He was scoring like 40 a game. Well, that's because he was playing in high school against kids. He him donkey today for that too. He played like three years. He was scoring like 40 a game. Well, that's because

he was playing in high school against kids. He said he was younger. No. All right. Well, thank you for that donkey today. Now, let's have

some great conversation. It's Friday. So you know what that means. It's Freaky, Freaky, Freaky Friday. I hope this isn't going to be a conversation about Charlemagne on his knees again.

Yes, this is about Charlemagne on his knees, but this is about masturbating. We don't know what else he does on his knees, but this is about masturbating. Earlier today, comedian Joe Coy came in and we found out that Charlamagne masturbates kind of in a funny situation. What are you kneeling for? I don't know. When I was a kid, I'd get on my knees and f*** off. You act like nobody's ever done that.

No one's ever done that. So how do y'all **** off standing up? All right, so let's open up the phone lines. 800-585-1051. All right. Have you ever masturbated on your knees? I mean, I'm sorry. I don't know why y'all act like this is so abnormal.

I mean. Like, if you're in the bed with a girl and you're hitting her from the back, you're on your knees, bro. Or if there's a guy standing in front of you, right, and he's standing there and you're on your knees. I don't know anything about that. Wow, Yee. So, Yee. I don't think you make any sense. Yee, I'm asking because this is

a show and I'm asking towards the show. I don't want to be, you know, sent to human resources or hashtag anything. I'm just asking, have you ever masturbated on your knees? That's inappropriate. I know, Etsy! How do you ask that? Why are you asking her that?

Because it's everybody. It's not just men or are you just asking the men? Is that what you want to do? I was the one talking about this. This is a guy thing. Everything don't got to be for everybody. You know that, right? Y'all might have to stop this, all right?

I'm just asking. It's okay for things to be gender specific at times. You don't think there's a female out there that masturbated on her knees? Do y'all find that weird if she did? I find it weird that you did. Okay then, so why don't think there's a female out there that masturbated on her knees? Do y'all find that weird if she did? I find it weird that you did. Okay then, so why don't we keep it

specific to guys? But to answer your question, no, I did not. If a woman, yeah, that would be kind of weird. But 800-585-1051. Do you masturbate

on your knees? Let me see what this means if I Google it. What, masturbate on your knees? He masturbates on his knees. What does it say?

I'm just curious. Oh. Well. We'll talk about it when we come back. All right. 800-585-1051. Do you masturbate on your knees? Call us up now.

It's The Breakfast Club. Good morning. The Breakfast Club. Good morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy, Angela Yee, Charlamagne Tha Guy. We are The Breakfast Club. It's Friday, so you know what that means. It's Freaky, Freaky, Freaky Friday.

Now, during our interview earlier with Joe Coy, we found out that Charlamagne masturbates on his knees. What are you kneeling for? I don't know. When I was a kid, I'd get on my knees and s*** off. You act like nobody's ever done that. No one's ever done that. So how do y'all **** off standing up?

Now, you want to hear something interesting? What's that? You know, we were talking about, is this a weird thing? So I Googled, right, masturbating on knees. And guess what? What? It's a huge category for gay porn on Pornhub. Really?

Masturbating on knees, gay porn. That makes sense. Okay. So there's one clip here. Be a good boy and get on your knees before I tell your daddy. Say that again. Be a good boy and get on your knees before I tell your daddy. Emo boy

on his knees servicing big Oh, I can't say that. BBC. I don't think there's anything wrong with that. When I was a young guy, he dropped on my knees and masturbated. So it's weird when you're on your knees in the bed hitting your girl from the back? Now here's a public toilet scene.

No, but I'm not by myself. It doesn't matter. What does it matter with masturbation? So that's like, okay, laying on your back, masturbating. At least I'm chilling. Oh my God, I've never looked at this category before. Nobody chills on their knees. Why not?

What are you talking about? You guys ignore me. When you're is catches. What are you talking about? They're on their knees all day. Other than that, nobody. You guys ignore me. Here's another good clip. When you're praying, do you think you're chilling? Hmm? When you're praying, do you think you're chilling? No, I'm praying.

All right, then. I'm masturbating. Here's another good one. Stepson on knees for stepfather. All right. Well, either way, if it's gay or not, it's still people shitting off on their knees. It's not abnormal. Okay.

Y'all got a problem with gay people masturbating on their knees? No, I'm just telling you. I've never seen this category. When you Google it, that's what comes knees. It's not abnormal. Okay. Y'all got a problem with gay people masturbating on their knees? No, I'm just telling you, I've never seen this category. When you Google it, that's what comes up. We're just asking. I never did it. So people do it,

regardless of what the sexuality is, they do it. All right. Hello, who's this? Yo, this is Dre. Dre, what's up, boy? Man, what's going on, man? You masturbating on your knees, man?

Why you sound annoyed? Man, what's going on with Shia LaBeouf? How y'all work with this guy, man? Because I bring ratings. Because he tells the truth, and if he masturbates on his knees, he masturbates on his knees. Angela Yee just found out that it's heavy in the gay porn world,

so, I mean, you never know. Why do people think that's abnormal, though? How can you get into it on your knees, man? What do you mean? The same way you get into it on your back. How do you do it? Tell me how you do it. I mean, I'm either laying down or I'm in the shower. I don't do that shower thing. Shower's

just nasty. I was in jail and it was mad semen on the shower floor. On your shower floor? When you was in jail, remember when A$AP Rocky talked about how he was getting into that fight and he was slipping all over semen? That's how it is in jail for real. That story didn't stick out in my head, but okay. Ryan, what's up?

How are you? Ryan, do you masturbate on your knees, bro? I do. Is this Envy? No, this is Charlamagne. No, it's not. That's Envy talking to you. This is Charlamagne. What's happening, sir?

Talk to me. Do you masturbate on your knees, bro? I do. I do. And you know why I do? I feel like you get the most freedom out of it. And it cleans up nice afterwards, you know? Yeah, you're right there already close to the floor.

You know what I'm saying? Like the spunk don't got far to go. You put a pillow under your knees, you know. Wow. I ain't never did all that. Wow. I mean, at my age, I would now, though. You don't want to hurt yourself.

All right. Thank you, man. Telly. Hey, what's up? Hey, Telly. What's going on, bro? Hi, man. I've been trying to get through to you guys for a while.

I listen to you every morning. Hey, Telly. Do you masturbate on your knees? I don't, man. I think that's a little while. I listen to you every morning. Hey, Tally, do you masturbate on your knees? I don't, man. I think that's a little weird. I'm sorry. Why is that weird, though? I mean, it's not like you're hitting a girl from the back.

It's different. You're on your knees masturbating. It's just a little... I don't see what's the difference. So what's the difference between laying on your back and masturbating? It's not a girl on top of you. What's the difference? At least I'm chilling.

I'm relaxed. Where are you masturbating to on your knees? For what? What are you laying on your back for masturbating? None of this makes any sense. Y'all do know that, right? I mean, I guess. You're right.

You're hitting a girl from the back of you on your knees. You're laying on your back. That means a girl's on top of you. What's the difference? You're just masturbating on your knees. I mean, I guess you're right. No, he's not right. It's weird.

Don't let him talk to you. I don't see what's weird about it. Thank you. Thank you. So let me see. Get on your knees. Let me see. What?

Get more phone calls. Did you just tell him to get on his knees? The hell's wrong with you? You got a son. 800-585-1051. Do you masturbate on your knees? It's the weirdest thing ever. It's the weirdest thing I've ever heard in my life.

But hey, if he likes it, I love it. Call us up now. It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning. Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy, Angela Ye heard in my life. But hey, if he likes it, I love it. Call us up now. It's The Breakfast Club. Good morning. Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy, Angela Yee, Charlamagne Tha God. We are The Breakfast Club. Now, if you just joined us, we're talking masturbation.

Now, Joe Coy was here earlier, and we had a conversation about masturbation. What are you kneeling for? I don't know. When I was a kid, I'd get on my knees and f*** off. You act like nobody's ever done that. No one's ever done that. How do y'all **** off standing up? See, we found out Charlamagne masturbates on his knees.

I don't know why y'all act like this is so weird. First of all, I'm not on no, like, it's not a Colin Kaplan ****. So I'm not on one knee, you know what I'm saying, masturbating. I'm on both knees like I'm hitting a girl from the back. No, you're not. And I masturbate. I don't do that. I mean, I don't do that anymore.

I haven't masturbated in a long time, actually. Hello, who's this? Hey, what's going on this morning? Hey, what's up, bro? Do you masturbate on your knees, man? Look, man, let me tell you. On your knees is a much more natural position that's closer to what you would actually be doing if you weren't doing it for yourself.

Unless you're thinking about the person being on top of you, I mean, come on, think about it. You're a missionary. Your knees are touching the bed to get that push. You know what I mean? That's a very good point. What? I'm saying, so all these people say, oh, I sit down or stand up

or all this other stuff. Like, come on, man. How often are you sitting up in a chair with somebody riding you? I mean, you're at the show club. What are you doing? Hey, that's a very good point you bring up because you can't masturbate in missionary style, you know? You can't.

You can't. Like, it's impossible. Why do you masturbate in missionary style? I never tried. Carlos! Hey, what's up? Hey, Carlos. Do you masturbate on your knees?

Man, I'm not a masturbator, man. I have never masturbated in my life. I don't believe you. You're a liar. You're just going to call up here and tell that lie? I promise you I have never. I wouldn't even lie. If I did, I'd be honest about it. How old are you? I'll be 32. I mean,

I'll be 33 on Monday, man. What's wrong with you? You got unattractive hands? No, I'm not. I'm just a very attractive man, so I don't have to masturbate. I just get it freely. Your hands don't turn you on? No, hell no. You ain't never wanted to t*** yourself? I get a female to come s*** at me. Alright. We don't turn you on? Nah, hell nah. You ain't never wanted to t*** yourself? I get a female to come s*** with me.

All right. We don't believe you. We don't want to talk to you. Why are you calling us? Hello, who's this? This topic is about masturbation. You ain't never masturbated. Hey, it's Shay.

Hey, Shay, good morning. We're talking about masturbation on your knees. Do you do that? Okay, first and foremost, this isn't about me. It was about an ex, and it's only because of how y'all are trying to dog Charlamagne. So I had an ex back in high school who used to hump the carpet. I actually caught him in my walk-in

closet, humping my carpet on the floor. Okay, you compared the humping to some of these guys? So you think this is helping Charlamagne? No, first of all, I just told y'all how weird you can't masturbate in missionary. That looks crazy. So go ahead. His masturbation was never using his hands.

It was literally using carpet on the floor. He would lay down and do it that way. So everyone has their own little way of doing things. Are you still with him? She said high school fool. Absolutely not. She said an ex. Oh, ex, because he was a little weird. How did you get those stains out of your walk-in closet, though?

Oh, I had to go buy one of those carpet cleaners. Like the ones that you would rent from Big Lots. I actually just went and bought one from Walmart. I love Big Lots. Thank you. Charlamagne, now, be honest. What? See, I was like, you never humped a pillow or humped a rug?

Definitely humped a pillow. As a kid? Who didn't hump a pillow? You didn't hump a pillow as a kid? No, I never humped no pillow, man. Oh, man, you a weirdo. I'm a weirdo? And you're around humping pillows?

You didn't hump a pillow as a kid? No. Everybody humped a pillow. Ramos, did you hump a pillow? No, you a weirdo. I'm a weirdo? And you're around humping pillows? You didn't hump a pillow as a kid? No. Everybody humped a pillow. Ramos, did you hump a pillow? Nah, I don't remember. Nobody in here humped a pillow? White guy Steve, have you humped a pillow? Yes.

Steve is weird. You talking about red, you ever humped a pillow? Who hasn't humped a pillow? I didn't hump a pillow. Y'all got it. No, I have not. Man, y'all need to free y'allself sexually. Free y'allself sexually.

Y'all need to be more sexually liberated. Y'all don't know y'all selves. You know what? Charlamagne, what's the moral of the story? The moral of the story is, man, masturbate however

you want to masturbate. If you try to masturbate in missionary style, that looks crazy. There's only a few ways for a man to really be comfortable and masturbate. On his knees,

on his back, and I guess sitting on the edge of the bed. I can't do the standing up thing. I got weak legs. Now, Yee, when you Googled man kneeling masturbating, what did you see? What came up? It was a category on Pornhub, actually.

It has a lot of videos on there. It says free gay masturbating on knees porn vids. What was it? It was a line that you read earlier. Which one? I don't know. You tell me. I'm not going to repeat it.

We got a whole community in there. Yeah, it's a lot. tell me. I'm not gonna repeat it. We got a whole community in it. Yeah, it's a lot. It's a whole bunch of y'all. It's a whole community. That's cool. Naive, we got rumors on the way? Whoa. What? This guy is amazing. He masturbates and he's f***ing himself at the same time. On his knees? Yes. Impossible.

How do you know it's impossible? You wanna see the video? How do you know it's impossible? It's impossible. That don't even make no sense. How can you do the video? How do you know it's impossible? It's impossible. That don't even make no sense. How can you do something like that? Take your hand, put it behind you, and the other hand in front of you. That'd be too distracting. He's tried it. We got rumors on the way?

Yes. Let's talk about Michelle Obama. You know, earlier we told you about the fortunate news for Gabrielle Union and Dwayne Wade and them having their first baby together. Well, Michelle Obama reveals in her own memoirs what happened with her the first time she tried to conceive. All right, we'll get into that when we come back. Keep it locked.

It's The Breakfast Club. Good morning. The Breakfast Club. I actually have something coming out later on today with Ghostface Killer and GZA. What is it? You're going to tell me what it is? I forgot.

You don't know what it is? Oh, my goodness. Let's get to the rumors. Let's talk Michelle Obama. Oh, my gosh. It's time. She's spilling the tea. This is the Rumor Report with Angela Yee on The Breakfast Club.

Well, Michelle Obama's memoir is coming out on Tuesday, Becoming. And one thing she talked about this morning with Robin Roberts on Good Morning America was the struggles that she went through when she had a miscarriage. Here's what she had to say. I felt lost and alone, and I felt like I failed because I didn't know how common miscarriages were because we don't talk about them. We sit in our own pain thinking that somehow we're broken.

She reveals that it was with the help of infertility treatments that Malia and then Sasha were finally conceived. We had to do IVF. I think it's the worst thing that we do to each other as women, not share the truth about our bodies and how they work and how they don't work. I cannot believe I do not have Michelle Obama's book yet. I know. That book is going on.

It's not out yet, but it comes out Tuesday. You should get an advance copy or something. That's how you know Michelle out here popping, because they're not even sending out advance copies of her book. At least I don't got one. Nope. I get all the books. I'm going to go see her at the Barclays, too, which I'm really excited about.

Now, in addition to that, she talked about actually going to marriage counseling because everything wasn't always smooth with Barack Obama. Marriage counseling for us was one of those ways where we learned how to talk out our differences. What I learned about myself was that my happiness was up to me and I started working out more. I started asking for help, not just from him, but from other people. I stopped feeling guilty. I know too many young couples who struggle and think that somehow there's something wrong with them. And I want them to know that Michelle and Barack Obama, who have a phenomenal marriage and who love each other, we work on our marriage and we get help with our marriage when we need it. Damn right. People act like going to marriage counseling means problems.

No, it's maintenance. It's like therapy is maintenance. You can see that whole process on Barack Loves Michelle, the reality series that they are going to have when they're in counseling together. Nice. What? No, I'm kidding. It's Chad Loves Michelle. I was about to be disgusted.

I was like, no. No, you just talked about how it's normal and people should do it. It is normal, but I don't want to see Barack and Michelle doing it. Also, you don't mind Chad loves Michelle. That's cool. I would love to see Barack and Michelle. What? Absolutely.

I would love to see that. Yes. I love that image. I like the fact that they're talking about it. You know what I'm saying? But I don't necessarily have to see their counseling. I would love to see if they would be opening up just to see what they talk about. Absolutely.

All right. Now, Matt Barnes has gotten sole legal physical custody of his twins. He's been at war with Gloria Govan for years about the restraining orders and all kinds of things. He says that she is a physical danger to him, and that restraining order was granted until May of 2020. But the judge doesn't believe that she does pose a threat to the children, so she can see her kids, but he is given sole legal and physical custody of those twins. They're working out custody arrangements for the holidays,

which includes Christmas, Thanksgiving, and New Year's right now. Well, salute to Matt Barnes. Drop on the clues, Barnes. That's a beautiful thing. Gloria Govan has to get 26 sessions of anger management and 10 parenting classes as well. So, yes. Alright, Oprah. Her favorite things list. I don't know if you guys

had a chance to see that. Some of the pics that she has on that list have been announced. So, you know, there's always a good list because it ranges from things that are like inexpensive to really expensive things. Damn, the holidays are so close now. Yeah, because you know it's time. Okay, the Apple AirPods.

Do you guys have those? Apple what? AirPods. You know the holidays are so close now. Go ahead. Yeah, because you know it's time. Okay. The Apple AirPods. Do you guys have those? Apple what? AirPods. You know the ones. I feel like those are so easy to lose. They're very easy to lose. They go right inside your ear. I feel like I'm getting cancer every time I put them in there. I'm not going to lie. Damn. Alright, she also has the Echo Spot, which harnesses the Amazon Alexa

onto a screen where you can see the weather, watch videos. She has that on there. She has a... Hey, Alexa, turn the Breakfast Club on. See if that worked. Yeah, man, people will be pissed off. It's probably on already if somebody heard it. Yeah, right. Just so you know.

Certain other things like Burt's Bees Holiday Family Pajamas. That's only $10. Burt's Bees got pajamas now? I didn't know that, but I love Burt's Bees products. Wow. I had no idea, but it's a matching family pajamas in both blue and red. So they said it'll be some great photo ops for the family. Black Indector Helix Performance Premium

5-speed hand mixer. I don't own a hand mixer. A hand mixer? Yeah, so you can whip up all kinds of things for the holidays. Okay. Anyway, there's a whole list of a bunch of different things, of course, that Oprah always does every year, her favorite thing. We're going to get Charlamagne knee pads this Christmas.

What's one of your favorite things, guys? Knee pads for Charlamagne. For Christmas. She ain't telling me nothing I want. You were excited about the Burt's Bees pajamas. I mean, I was excited that Burt's Bees, I was like, Burt's Bees got pajamas? Because, you know, they're known for, like, lip ointment. We need to do our own list.

Yep. I already know. I'm going to put those penis earrings and the necklace from St. Laurent. All right. All right. I'm Angela Yee, and that's your necklace. My goodness. All right. All right. All right. I'm Angela Yee, and that's your rumor report. Thank you, Miss Yee. Oh, and listen, today is the 25th year anniversary of the Wu-Tang album.

Wu-Tang. And Tribe Called Quest. And Tribe Called Quest. And later on, I'll be on Network Live. It's an app. And me and Ghostface and GZA will be on there with their exclusive Wallabies. They're releasing some Wallabies for the 25th anniversary of the Wu-Tang album. Okay.

Yes, we shot that a couple weeks ago in L.A. All right. Well, shout out to Revolt. We'll see you tomorrow or we'll see you on Monday. And let's start off the mix with some Tribe Called Quest. Queens, what it is, it's the 25th anniversary. Let's go. The Breakfast Club. Your mornings will never be the same. Continue the adventure with Newt Scamander as he teams up with Albus Dumbledore. He's stopping the dark wizard Grindelwald's plans to divide the wizarding

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