The Breakfast Club - Finger Stroking (Kehlani Interview)
Episode Date: September 24, 2021Today on the show we had Kehlani stop by for the first time where she spoke about growth, her daughter teaching her patience, Nick Cannon support and her new single "Altar". Also, Charlamagne gave "Do...nkey of the Day" to a Florida man for who was arrested for trying to trade back a vehicle he stole from the same dealership. And its not a Friday if theres not Freaky topics, so they opened up the phone lines to hear our listeners horror "finger penis" stories which came from a discussion when Sevyn Streeter was here earlier this week. Ladies if you ever experienced a finger penis you may qualify for compensation. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Had enough of this country?
Ever dreamt about starting your own?
I planted the flag. This is mine. I own this.
It's surprisingly easy.
55 gallons of water, 500 pounds of concrete.
Or maybe not.
No country willingly gives up their territory.
Oh my God.
What is that?
Bullets.
Listen to Escape from Zakistan.
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get your podcasts. Hey guys, I'm Kate Max. You might know me from my popular online series,
The Running Interview Show, where I run with celebrities, athletes, entrepreneurs, and more.
After those runs, the conversations keep going. That's what my podcast
Post Run High is all about. It's a chance to sit down with my guests and dive even deeper into
their stories, their journeys, and the thoughts that arise once we've hit the pavement together.
Listen to Post Run High on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Hey, everyone. This is Courtney Thorne-Smith, Laura Layton, and Daphne Zuniga. On July 8,
1992, apartment buildings with pools were never quite the same as Melrose Place was introduced
to the world. We are going to be reliving every hookup, every scandal, and every single wig removal together.
So listen to Still the Place on the iHeartRadio app,
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Wake up in the morning, you gonna
Wake up in the morning, I'm talking right now
You're about to experience a morning show unlike any other.
Shout out to the Breakfast Club.
I hope to see y'all in here tomorrow.
What you guys are doing right now is the hub culture.
The Breakfast Club is my morning sit.
I need it and I love it so much.
I feel like you're really not popping until you do the Breakfast Club.
I've been waiting to come to y'all's show, man.
I know you got to be a big time celebrity to be up in here.
You got to be big time.
DJ Envy, Angela Yee, and Charlamagne
the God. It's a breakfast club, bitches.
Break the f*** out.
Good morning, USA.
Yo, yo, yo, yo,
yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo,
yo, yo, yo. Good morning,
Angela Yee. I'm on vacation.
Charlamagne the God. Peace to the
planet. It's Friday.
I hope I did that pretty good.
Good morning, everybody.
It's Friday.
The weekend is here, and I'm out at our sister station,
103.5, to be in Miami.
I'm not actually supposed to be here.
I'm actually supposed to be back in New York, all right?
Now, yesterday, I flew out to Fort Lauderdale
to take a look at some properties
that I was interested in buying,
and literally, I was supposed to be out here
maybe two hours.
So I flew out here, came to look at a property,
came to evaluate the property,
and I was supposed to get right back on the flight
and come back home.
I parked illegally on the street and everything.
Just, I was like, I'm gonna come right back.
Well, my flight was supposed to be yesterday
at four o'clock.
It was pushed to five, then pushed to six, then pushed to 7, then pushed to 9,
then pushed to 11, then pushed to 1.
At 1 a.m., I was like, damn, I ain't going to make it home.
Then it said, nah, it's going to leave at 2.
2 o'clock in the morning, they canceled that flight.
I don't know if it was the weather in Miami or the weather in New York,
but it's bad.
Charlemagne is just walking in.
Oh, man, so I've been stuck out here the whole time. But that's bad. Charlamagne is just walking in. Oh, man.
So I've been stuck out here the whole time.
But that's all right.
I'm going to get back.
What up, Charlamagne?
Hold on.
Let me get settled.
Y'all be starting the show on time.
Jesus Christ.
Yo.
The show starts at 6 o'clock.
What happened?
Said the show starts at 6.
What happened back in the day when radio shows,
the show used to start at 6.05? No, that never happened. Remember like
the intro would come on at 6, but we wouldn't
start talking until 6.05. Remember those days?
No, I don't. No, I don't. I was saying that
because of the weather, I flew
down to Florida for two hours to look
at a property. I was supposed to fly right back and
my flight was delayed and... What part
of Florida are you in? Now I'm in Miami.
I flew down to Fort Lauderdale.
I had to drive to Miami.
So we're on at 103.5 to B.
Shout out to everybody out in Miami.
Look to my guy, DJ 33 and a third.
I'll tell you one thing, man.
Way, way, way, way, way, way, way back in the day,
that would have sounded like a horrible excuse
to stay in Miami, sir.
I wouldn't have believed you.
Yeah, well, 33, I had to call 33 late
and 33 had to set this all up for me
to be able to broadcast
because I was scheduled to come back home.
And I was scheduled to come home until 2 in the morning,
and they finally canceled the flight.
So shout out to 33 who made sure we were good.
That's our guy.
And I just want to say.
Suit the logic, too.
Logic's up here with me.
What up, my brother?
I just want to shout out to Spirit Airlines.
No.
I know you wasn't on no damn Spirit.
No, I got to take it home today, though, so stop.
Shout out to everybody on Spirit, all the pilots, all the—do they have flight attendants?
Them cars ain't yours, bro.
If you fly on Spirit, them cars ain't yours.
Hey, that watch you had on earlier this week, you might want to sell it, bro.
No, look—
You on Spirit?
So there's no flight—all the flights have been canceled to tonight.
My son has a football game.
And the only flight that they have available that I can get on is Spirit.
So let me shout out.
If I ever said anything negative about Spirit or Frontier,
because I got to do a couple of connectings.
So shout to Frontier.
Shout to Spirit.
And there's another one. What's the other one?
Tonight would have been a day Logan would have had to learn a lesson.
Logan, I love you.
You know I love you more than anything, but not today, son.
Not if I got to get on Spirit.
Lord have mercy.
I want to shout out to all those individuals on Frontier and Spirit.
I love y'all.
I mess with y'all.
If I see y'all today, shout me a holler.
And, you know, if I ever said anything ill will, negative, I didn't mean it.
I didn't mean it.
I didn't mean it. Well, let's get the show cracking cracking kalani will be joining us this morning that's right kalani she got a new record out called uh altar altar right yeah her album will be out soon it's
called uh what blue water road yes yeah blue water road that's right and uh we got front page news
next i'll give you an update of what's going on with haiti i got an inside uh connection that was
explaining things to me yesterday so god go to mi going on with Haiti. I got an inside connection that was explaining things to me yesterday.
So I got to Miami one time, and now he got an inside connection in Haiti.
What?
This guy.
Isn't that how it works?
I mean, I guess.
All right.
We'll talk about it next.
It's the Breakfast Club.
Good morning.
Morning, everybody.
It's DJ, MV, Angela Yee, Charlamagne Tha Guy.
We are the Breakfast Club.
Let's get in some front page news.
Now on Thursday Night Football, the Panthers beat the Texans 24-9.
For all the WNBA scores, I will have it next hour.
Like I said, I just got to Miami.
Now, what's going on with Haiti?
Now, Charlamagne, we had a bunch of questions a couple of days ago,
what's happening in Haiti.
And the first question was, you know, how are the Haitians making it to the border?
Like, Haiti is not close to the Mexico border. So what I was told is a lot of the Haitians that
they already fled Haiti from before that are in currently in Chile and Mexico. He said what
happens is he said a lot of these Haitians have a Facebook group. And I'll just say what I was
told. And this is somebody that we both know that is that is Haitian and has a lot of money that is
helping. So he says they have these Facebook groups, and these Facebook groups are telling the Haitians when to go
and saying that it's okay to flee to America.
And these Facebook groups allow them to say, okay, well, this is the time to go.
And they're fleeing from Mexico to the United States.
They said that they pay these carriers, or he called them cougars, $10,000 to $15,000,
which are Mexican men that are carrying them or showing them how to get through the woods.
They said as they're walking through the woods, they're seeing a lot of people that didn't make it.
Like they see dead bodies, people, they see heads and body parts and things like that of people that just couldn't make it through the woods.
He says once they get through the woods, it's a body of water, which is a river that has a line, like you know that's goes from one side to the other side
uh they said the haitian migrants actually hold on to these ropes to get to the other side of the
river which is the side where the u.s is he says a lot of them make it to the u.s but they are hungry
so they have to go back to the other side to get food that's why we've seen them carrying all that
food you know the the the things of food and the containers the styrofoam containers the styrofoam
containers they said when they walk back over they go to the styrofoam they get the containers of food mexicans are actually
cooking chicken and rice and and pork and rice and food and rice and they're going back to get the
food so they can come back and feed their families so that's what happens and he said the problem is
he said when the mexicans and this is what he's telling me he says when the mexicans make it over
to the border he says usually they're giving showers, they're given food and they're given clothes.
He said when the Haitians make it over, he says they're pretty much left under a bridge and and they're treated inhumanely.
I think I saw some images from under that bridge yesterday. I think it was.
So that's what he was saying. He was like, that's why people are up in it besides the whipping and the horses and all that.
He says when other people make it over to the other side, he said they're treated like humans.
He said the Haitian people are not treated like humans.
And he said that's the problem.
So he actually flew because he wanted me to look at this property.
He actually flew to Houston.
And what he's doing is he went to the local Costco or Sam's Club, and he's just buying tons of water, tons of products for, you know, feminine products, deodorant and things like that.
And that's what they're saying
the problem was and how it happened.
Because we were all asking so many questions. How?
How are they getting there and all the food? So he
broke that down of what's happening. Salute to that,
brother. I feel like I know who you're talking about.
But yeah.
And coyotes, not cougars.
Coyotes, good. I didn't know what he...
Because I was talking to him for a long time.
Now the White House press secretary, she talks about Haitians being transported at the border.
Twelve repatriation flights have left the United States.
1,401 Haitian nationals have been returned to Haiti.
3,206 Haitian nationals have been moved from the Del Rio camp to CBP custody or to other sectors of the United States border
to either be expelled via
Title 42 if possible or placed into removal proceedings. Therefore, there remain less than
5,000 migrants in the Del Rio sector. Now, he also told me that when they're taking these,
when they're taking the Haitian migrants back, he says a lot of times they're not telling them
that they're going to Haiti. They're telling them that they're going to other places. So he says
what they're pretty much doing is he said when that plane lands in Haiti, they open the door
and he said the Haitian migrants are coming off the plane
thinking it's someplace else, thinking it's someplace
better than Haiti. And he said when
they get off that plane, they look like, oh, ish, this is Haiti.
And then they're trying to run back on the plane
because they don't want to be there and they're
trying to get back on the plane. But it was
like it's very inhumane how they're
treating his people. And he was highly upset
and he's out there. He has a lot of money and he's got his foot in the ground and he're treating his people, and he was highly upset. And he's out there.
He has a lot of money, and he's got his foot in the ground,
and he's actually helping people out there.
So shout to him.
Sad pas de, all my Haitian massive, man.
And I hope I got that story right, but he broke it down.
We spoke for about two hours yesterday. Probably not, but there's some good meat there,
some good things to chew on from what you said.
All right, well, that is your front page news.
Also, two WNBA playoff scores, man.
The Chicago Sky beat the Dallas Wings last night 81-64,
and the Phoenix Mercury beat the New York Liberty 83-82
in the first round of the WNBA playoffs.
All right.
Now, get it off your chest.
800-585-1051.
If you need to vent, phone lines are wide open.
It's The Breakfast Club.
Good morning. the Breakfast Club. Good morning.
The Breakfast Club.
This is your time to get it off
your chest, whether you're mad or blessed.
So you better have the same energy.
We want to hear from you on the Breakfast Club.
Hello, who's this?
Good morning, DJ Envy.
Hey, DJ Envy. Yes, sir.
I gotta hype you up and give you your props.
You've been holding it down since Angelou's been gone.
The way you be teasing yourself for these transitions between Rumor Report and Front Page News.
On Wednesday, when you was the only one there in the morning and how you brought the show in, it wasn't corny.
There was a time when you had to do it and Charlamagne had to do it.
It just felt weird.
But when you do it, bro, it was good, man.
I got to hype you up because I slandered you during the breakfast club,
so it would be wrong for me not to hype you up.
Yeah, you just like when I tease myself.
That was the first thing you said.
I like when you tease yourself, Envy.
That's what you enjoy.
Envy does his own.
He's the transition guy.
So he should be.
He is.
Yes.
The way he come in and out is undeniable.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Undeniable.
Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo.
See?
Undeniable.
Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo.
See?
Man, can I, real quick, real quick, can I shout out my homegirl's tea company,
Charlamagne?
Actually, I wanted to send you some teas because I know you a tea man you just gave me some tea just now you said you said
the way envy goes in and out is undeniable oh my hey bro he you gotta hype him up he do what he do
hey whatever you want to call it brother all right but hold on hold on my my homegirl's tea company is called Subtle Tea. Uh-huh. S-U-B-T-L-T-E-A.
And if I can send you some tea, Charlamagne,
it's fire. She got a tea called Nighty Night.
Oh, boy. I love it.
I tell you that, it hits. I'm definitely
a tea guy. That's part of my
mindfulness tools.
Yeah, send it up. We're going to put you on hold. We're going to give you the address.
Thank you, brother. Hello,
who's this? Hey, what's going on?. Thank you, brother. Hello, who's this?
Hey, what's going on?
It's Duke from Miami.
What's up, bro?
Get it off your chest.
Hey, I wanted to ask something, what you had to say about the Haitian migrants.
For one, another way they get in there is a lot of people is going through Brazil.
I don't know how that kind of connects.
Going through what? Going through what, King?
They're going through Brazil. Oh, Brazil.
Yeah, that's what he said. He said Brazil too, yep.
And they're making
that country transfer
going through Brazil and making
their way back up to Mexico.
And another thing is that
a lot of the people, like I see
the police agency
and something, they put out like an official report
that they're not whipping them or whatever.
Those was the horse rings.
And they're saying that that's how the picture came out.
But, I mean, a lot of those Haitians, they selling their houses,
they selling their cars, they selling everything they got over there
just to pay them people to get over here.
You know what I'm saying?
When they do get deported,
they're going back home to
basically be in the street because they done stole everything
just to pay somebody to come over
here. I'm going to tell you something.
I don't care if it's
whip-like cords,
reins, straps,
whatever the hell they were using
to hit them Haitian migrants, they
was whipping them, okay? They said they wasn't hitting them, hit them Haitian migrants they was whipping them okay
we saw videos we got eyes what are we talking about it's videos it's more than pictures we got
eyes and that's another thing that they're saying too they were saying that if you don't have family
in areas he said they should they they send you back because a lot of people don't have money they use their life their life savings
to get over here and then once they're here they don't have anything they're stuck in the street
and that's another thing that uh our haitian brother was doing he said he's gonna start
setting he's trying to set these people up so they have a little something so they can get an
apartment so they can get a money to get on their feet so that's what he's uh actually in houston
doing now so shout out to all the Haitians out there,
man. Sac Passe, like Shalomay said early.
But get it off your chest. 800-
585-1051. If you need
the vent, hit us up now. It's The Breakfast Club. Good morning.
The Breakfast Club.
I'm telling.
I'm telling. Hey, what you doing, man?
I'm telling. I'm calling. I'm calling you.
This is your time to get it off your chest, whether you're mad or blessed.
800-585-1051.
We want to hear from you on The Breakfast Club.
Hello, who's this?
Yeah, yo, this is Keith from Brooklyn, Eric.
What up?
Oh, boy.
No, we haven't heard.
I'm hard of hearing.
What you doing now?
What you doing now, Keith?
Tell us.
Yo, you're weird, yo. What do you want to know what I'm doing of hearing. What you doing now? What you doing now, Keith? Tell us. Yo, you're weird, yo.
What do you want to know what I'm doing, man?
Well, right now, I'm under my covers.
I'm not naked.
Why you don't have a job?
I do have a job, weirdo.
Oh, so what time you go to work?
Nah, usually I'm off today.
I'm usually at work right now, actually.
Usually I work listening to y'all.
That's the reason why it's so comfortable to be able to listen to y'all and a couple of my own house true true
You know saying roll up. So what do you want? What do you want this morning, sir?
Thank You King we appreciate you King we appreciate you yesterday you were in bed naked listening to the Breakfast Club
So you're doing the same thing. This is your normal routine now. He's gone. You hung up on him, Ray?
Damn.
Ray got jealous.
He got jealous yesterday.
Ray was like, y'all did too much flirting with him yesterday.
Now y'all about to do it again.
Well, shout out to, what's his name?
Keith.
Keith from Brooklyn.
You heard?
Shout out to him, man.
Hello, who's this?
Y'all, this is 105 from Detroit.
What up, though?
What up, though?
No, good morning.
What up, good morning.
I got a couple things I want to say.
Okay. One of them is
I want to send some
healing energy
to Waleisha's heart.
Her family,
she passed the COVID
on Tuesday.
They may want
to go get the vaccine.
All right, definitely
sending healing energy
to her family.
Condolences.
Rest in peace.
Absolutely, King.
Ray, you hung up on him, too?
He said he had two things to say.
Ray, why are you doing this
to people?
Ray, what's up, man? Why are you hanging up on people? too? He said he had two things to say. Ray, why are you doing this to people? Ray, what's up, man?
Why are you hanging up on people?
Hello, who's this?
It's the birthday boy.
Happy birthday, King.
Sean Stone.
Oh, is that your birthday, Sean?
Yes, sir.
I didn't know you was a Libra Libra, y'all.
Yes, sir, I am.
You know what I mean?
Well, happy birthday.
You're going to say happy birthday to me, bro?
Happy birthday, bro.
I didn't know you was talking.
I didn't want to talk over you.
Oh, my bad, man.
Yo, it's crazy.
That person went into the pizza shop and just buy a slice of pizza and won over $400 million.
Yeah, that's crazy.
That's dope.
You about to lie and say it's you?
No, no.
I wish it was me, but I just want to put my cash app out there if that person want to
play with my cash app.
You know what I mean?
I mean, it's your birthday.
Go ahead.
So it's dollar sign, Sean, S-H-A-W-N-732.
If anybody want to just give a brother a little blessing,
feel free to just bless my cash app.
You know what I mean?
Or you can request money, too.
So you can hit that cash app and request money as well.
Who am I going to request money from?
Maybe you?
No, no.
They're going to request money from you.
You know what's crazy?
I think in Manhattan you can remain anonymous,
so we'll never know who that person is.
Yo, that's crazy, man.
That's a huge blessing to go to sleep poor and then to wake up rich.
It's a blessing and it could be a curse just depending.
You know what I mean?
You need a lot of financial literacy to go with that money.
You know what I mean?
I love the fact that you're doing your thing, man, with these shows, man.
You know, if you need extra security, Sean Thorne is there, man.
6'3", I'm ready to work, bro.
You know what I mean?
I'm good on the security end.
But make sure y'all watch The God's Honest Truth tonight at 10 p.m. on Comedy Central.
Tonight's episode is titled Only the Feds I Fear.
Okay.
Okay.
Stay blessed, y'all.
Get it off your chest.
800-585-1051. If you need
to vent, you can hit us up at any time.
When we come back, we got rumors on the way. We gotta talk
Meg Thee Stallion, and maybe you might be seeing
a Meg Thee Stallion new sneaker.
We'll talk about it when we come back. It's The Breakfast Club. Good morning.
The Breakfast Club.
Is your country falling apart? Feeling tired? Depressed? A little bit revolutionary? The Breakfast Club. concrete. Everybody's doing it. I am King Ernest Emmanuel. I am the Queen of Ladonia. I'm Jackson the First, King of Kaperburg. I am the Supreme Leader of the
Grand Republic of Mentonia. Be part of a great colonial tradition. The Waikana
tribe own country. My forefathers did that themselves. What could go wrong? No
country willingly gives up their territory. I was making a rocket with a
black powder, you know, with explosive warhead. Oh, my God.
What is that?
Bullets.
Bullets.
We need help!
We need help!
We still have the off-road portion to go.
Listen to Escape from Zakistan.
And we're losing daylight fast.
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Hey, guys. I'm Kate Max. You might know me from my popular online series, The Running Interview Show,
where I run with celebrities, athletes, entrepreneurs, and more. After those runs,
the conversations keep going. That's what my podcast, Post Run High, is all about. It's a
chance to sit down with my guests and dive even
deeper into their stories, their journeys, and the thoughts that arise once we've hit the pavement
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Hi, I'm Marie. And I'm Sydney. app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Yeah, things like J-Lo on her third divorce. Living. Girls trip to Miami.
Mess.
Ozempic.
Messy, skinny living.
Restaurant stealing a birthday cake.
Mess.
Wait, what flavor was the cake though?
Okay, that's a good question.
Hooking up with someone in accounting and then getting a promotion.
Living.
Breaking up with your girlfriend while on Instagram Live.
Living. It's kind of mess while on Instagram Live. Living.
It's kind of mess.
Yeah.
Well, you get it.
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Live, love, mess.
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Morning, everybody.
It's DJ Envy, Anj E, Charlamagne Tha God.
We are The Breakfast Club.
Good morning.
The therapist, the cup cannot be your therapist.
All the drugs that's in the cup, okay?
Therapy, therapy, therapy, therapy, therapy.
I say that every time this song plays.
All right.
Well, it's Friday, and let's get to the rumors.
Let's talk Meg Thee Stallion.
It's time, time, time.
She's spilling the tea.
This is The Rumor Report with Angela Yee on The Breakfast Club.
Now, yesterday, Nike and Meg Thee Stallion announced their partnership with this video.
Growing up, I remember people saying,
Girl, you tall. You need to be playing basketball.
No, you should be playing volleyball.
With those legs, you need to run track and i tried them all but
they just weren't for me i knew i had to find my passion and do what made me happy but i wouldn't
call you an athlete oh really let's see you run through 12-hour dance rehearsals train five days
a week then perform in front of 50 000 squatting 50% of the time. People like
to tell us what we can and what we can't do,
but we ain't hearing that. Meg
definitely has to be athletic to do what it is she
does, but what kind of performance
sneaker? Well, they believe it's going to be a
performance wear and maybe a performance
sneaker, which is pretty dope. I don't remember
the last time I remember
a rapper with their own sneaker besides
Kanye West and G-Unit?
Besides that, have we seen that?
And Master P?
So I think that's pretty dope.
Travis Scott, Drake.
Travis Scott, of course.
You know, Travis Scott, Drake.
Who else?
A lot of people.
But, you know, Travis Scott and Drake, they don't actually have their own sneaker.
They have sneakers that, you know, they put their names on,
meaning their Air Force Ones or their Jordan 3s or Jordan 4s.
I believe they're doing her own sneaker, like developing from the beginning, like how Kanye
did with his.
They should run in big sizes, too.
Don't nobody ever do that.
Don't nobody ever run, like, you know, girl sneakers in, like, bigger sizes.
For women that got big feet and for guys that may want to wear sneakers.
I saw a DC Young Flyer posted a video this week, and he was playing, but it was some
Jordan colorway they put out, and he was like, I'm going to walk into the the shoe store and say i need a size 11 and girls my boy now we've
been doing that like a lot of times they make the dope colors for women and you get a size 11 which
is like a nine and a half or something like that 11 and a half is nine and a half and we've been
doing that a long time okay now also uh shout to trick and shrina we announced a couple years ago
when they got their show out in miami but but they have been released of doing that morning show, which does make
sense to me. I thought that show was hilarious
and funny. They are Miami, and they're
also on Love & Hip Hop, but
they won't be doing radio anymore in
Miami on that station.
Salute to Trick or Trina. Dropping the clues, Bounce with Trick or Trina.
Our guy, Radio Big Mac,
that's one of our former interns.
He's Breakfast Club alumni.
I think he was on that show as well, producing.
Yeah, he was producing that show.
And he was a personality on it.
Yeah.
He was nasty.
Shout to them.
I'm sure they'll bounce back.
You know, trick-or-treating of the homies.
I mean, come on.
Trick-or-treating.
That was a hobby for them.
You know what I mean?
But morning radio is tough.
I'm surprised this raggy-ass show has been on for 11 years.
Hip-hop and R&B radio, it's not easy right now.
No, definitely not. Well, Kanye
West is bringing his Donda Academy
to life. Now, Kanye West
reportedly is going to build his first
private school. It's going to be on a
three and a half acre parcel
and we're not sure what he's going to be teaching
during the school, but I think that
will be dope. Kanye has done so much
in this industry to be able to teach
students about the music industry, to be able to teach people about fashion industry to be able to teach students about the music industry to be able to teach people about fashion to be
able to teach people about business as long as he has teachers and I think
that'd be amazing as long as he keeping it the you know music and fashion and he
ain't trying to teach nobody American history especially black American
history right can you imagine the slavery was a choice no of course no no
but he could teach you know fashion he could teach music he
could teach production he could teach making beats he could teach he could
teach business I doubt he's actually gonna be teaching it oh well he could
probably set up the courses for people to teach yeah which I think could be
dope and shout out to Drake's Drake is still his album is still number one and
because of that he's been in Miami the last couple of days he rented out David
Dave and Buster's in Miami to celebrate.
So he rented it out.
Everything was free.
He had a little party.
They played CLB the whole night.
Had a bunch of people in there from Future, Yella Beezy, Alexa Sky, who I ran into yesterday,
and a host of other people.
So he just said it was just fun.
You could eat.
You could drink.
You could play games.
And it was just on Drake.
I wonder how much that cost him.
Dope.
Man, that's dope.
It's good to see a rap album stay number one for a few weeks
because, you know, we live in such a, you know,
here today, it's hot today,
and then everybody moves on so quickly.
So it's good to see something at least stay on the charts
for three weeks.
Yeah, absolutely.
All right, and that is your rumor report.
Now, when we come back, we got some front page news.
We'll fill you in with what's going on with Haiti migrants at the U.S. border and more.
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We are The Breakfast Club. Now, Angela Yee is out. We're holding it down.
And let's get in some front page news.
The NFL last night, the Panthers beat the Texans 24-9.
Now, I'm out at Miami.
The Panthers balling, too.
The Panthers 3-0.
Yeah, they're 3-0 right now.
I'm out in Miami, 103.5 to beat.
Shout out to our sister station.
Now, Charlamagne, you got the WNBA scores?
I do.
Chicago Sky beat the Dallas Wings 81-64.
Phoenix Mercury beat the New York Liberty 83-82 in the first round of the WNBA playoffs.
Now, and some good news.
A couple of days ago, Darryl Strawberry and his daughter released information that he couldn't find his granddaughter,
but they just wanted to be put out there that she is safe.
They found her.
They didn't give much information about it, but the good thing is that she's okay and that she is safe.
And you know Darius Strawberry used to play for the Mets Hall of Fame.
He's in the Hall of Fame, right?
He should be in the Hall of Fame.
I have no idea.
Is Darius Strawberry in the Hall of Fame, Nick?
I have no idea.
Somebody Google.
I don't watch baseball.
I tell you, I never liked baseball.
Baseball is boring.
I liked baseball and everybody was on steroids
and everybody was hitting home runs.
I haven't watched it recently. I heard it's more exciting home runs. Now, I haven't watched it recently.
I heard it's more exciting now.
Is it?
I haven't watched it recently either.
Nick said no.
No.
Now, some sad news.
Jelani Day reported the story a couple of days ago about he was missing.
He was an aspiring doctor.
His mother was like, look, I want the same energy that you give to all these other people that are missing give this energy to my son well his body was found listen to
this his body was found on September 4th September 4th which is 20 days ago
floating near the South Bank of the Illinois River so it was just sitting in
the morgue or something the body the body was just identified now how crazy
is that I thought they just found the body in the river no No, they said the body was found on September 4th.
His body was found on September 4th.
It was just identified now.
Now, Gabby Petito's family, her body was identified in a day.
It took 20 days to identify this young man's body.
So I'm saying, was the body just sitting in the morgue or something?
I'm sure it was just sitting in the morgue, but it just seemed like nobody cared, cared which is crazy could you imagine you're the mother and you see gabby petito's body
uh they they they do the forensics on that body and it takes a day or two and then
your son it takes 20 days to do forensics that don't sound wild
all right now we also got to talk about the White House press secretary, Jen Psaki.
She talks about what's going on at the border and she talks about horses will no longer be used.
One, we feel those images are horrible and horrific.
There is an investigation the president certainly supports overseen by the Department of Homeland Security, which he has conveyed will happen quickly. I can also convey to you that the secretary also conveyed to civil rights leaders earlier this morning
that we would no longer be using horses in Del Rio.
But separately, it's also important for people to understand what our process and our immigration process is.
No more horses. What about the cord like whips or the reins?
Whips, whatever the hell they were using, the scraps that were cracking the Haitian migrants.
Basically, they got caught.
So since y'all got caught, you know, we won't be doing it anymore.
I'm telling you, man, things won't change in this country until we change them.
When they knock, we got to buck.
We got to call it out every time you see it loudly.
I don't care who's in the White House.
Everybody got to be held accountable.
No more horses.
Why were there horses there to begin with?
Yeah, but even though, what did the horses do?
Like you say, no more horses. What about no more whips? That's what I'm saying.
What about the cord-like whips?
The reins? Whatever you want to call them.
Now, she also gives the stats
of the Haitian migrants that were transported.
She talks about how many people were actually
transported. You got that audio right?
Twelve repatriation flights have left the United States.
1,401 Haitian
nationals have been returned to Haiti. 3,201 Haitian nationals have been returned to Haiti.
3,206 Haitian nationals have been moved from the Del Rio camp to CBP custody or to other sectors of the United States border to either be expelled via Title 42, if possible, or placed into removal proceedings.
Therefore, there remain less than 5,000 migrants in the Del Rio sector.
That is interesting.
I mean, it truly isn't the horses.
The horses aren't the problem. It's the whips
and the inhumane treatment.
If y'all riding on horses on the border, so what?
It's the fact that y'all hitting
people with those reins.
Hitting people with those
whip-like cords or whatever that was.
I don't know what the hell it was, but whatever it was
is that and the inhumane treatment.
No more horses. That just sounds crazy. We're going know what the hell it was, but whatever it was, it's that and the inhumane treatment. You know, no more horses.
That just sounds crazy. We're going to ban the horses.
The horses ain't hurting nobody. What about the
inhumane treatment? What about the people
on the horses that's doing the whipping? What about keeping
the people on the bridge for days? Can we ban
them crackers? I ain't hear nothing about them crackers being fired.
Can we do that? Forget the horses.
No more horses. They have to investigate
the gentleman on the horses, but the horses get
banned right away. If you can investigate enough to say no more horses. They have to investigate the gentleman on the horses, but the horses get banned right away. If you can investigate enough to say no more horses, you can investigate enough to say, yeah, that guy got fired as well.
Okay?
You can say that.
Boy, this government, boy.
All right.
Well, that is your front page news.
Now, when we come back, Kalani will be joining us.
We're going to kick it with Kalani.
Talk to Kalani when we come back.
She has a new single out.
She's working on a new project that comes out this winter. So we're going to talk to Kalani when be joining us. We're going to kick it with Kalani. Talk to Kalani when we come back. She has a new single out. She's working on a new project that comes out this winter.
So we're going to talk to Kalani when we come back.
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Naga, we are The Breakfast Club. We got a special
guest in the building. Yes, and she smells amazing.
This is the first time that she's here in person. I know ladies and gentlemen Kalani
Hey, welcome. Thank you. How's your spirit? It's awesome. Okay. That's incredible. How's yours? It feels good. I feel good today
So positive I love to see that I am came in you was just jumping you were happy you were was I jumping
So positive You were just jumping, you were happy, you were excited. Was I jumping? Yes. So what's so happy in your life?
What's so positive?
What do you mean, what's so positive?
Why do we do that to humans?
Like, why are you so happy?
Exactly.
Positivity should be the norm. No, but maybe she could make somebody else happy
knowing about her positivity.
So tell us.
I'm blessed.
My family's taken care of.
We all love our health.
My daughter is extremely genius.
I just got back from two weeks
of like different fashion weeks that I've never experienced and Italy no because I want to see
my child so I was like that's cool to stay another week but I want to go see my baby so I'm going
home but did it take some adjusting being outside again I got a new perspective of like now I
appreciate being outside more so now I'm just taking advantage of every time that I'm outside.
So what's the perspective?
I mean, I think I was so like nervous all the time and just like shook consistently being outside and just like, OK, it's one thing being super present online.
Like you can do that from anywhere and you can still completely be yourself like behind the scenes.
But like when you're outside, like, you know, you have to meet people and all things like touch people and hug people and all those things um but my new
perspective is just like enjoy every moment like i can create the experience that i want to create
when i'm outside and i have a good time as a person myself who suffers from like really bad
anxiety i enjoyed it because like you know it's all the external stuff that
you can't control that really makes your anxiety go through the roof so something
about being in the house every day knowing what the kids that know what a
wife at it gives you a different sense of comfort I can't lie I haven't quite
adjusted to being outside but your kids though you want you the problem is not
you is the kids though right there's there's I feel so bad because I feel like they're suffering.
I mean, I don't want to say, I don't want to play like who's suffering the most, but
children right now must be really awkward because they're not socializing and they're
not getting those like, like my kid mostly knows adults.
She has like two baby friends and we're really safe about it.
But like she mostly knows adults and it's probably shouldn't be the case right now.
But how old is she? She's two. She's's two so she starts school soon pre-k so is that virtual though
no i want her to go be with children in real life yeah you're gonna cry when you drop her off am i
yes the first couple times she's gonna cry because you're leaving her because she's that
one moment when she doesn't cry.
And she's like, I'm out of peace.
Then I'm going to cry.
Then you're really going to cry.
No, that's what be messing me up now.
Like, she's like, I'm calling her.
She's like, I'm at my dad's.
I'm like, okay, I hope you're having fun.
I miss you.
She's like, bye.
I'm like, oh.
Right in the heart.
How does your parenting style differ from the way you were raised?
I think my mom was very, she just didn't have as much support as she should have.
I mean, I think most of our generation's parents didn't have the support that they should have had.
My mom was, you know, three kids, single mom, crazy nine to five.
Like, I have friends that I'm like, if they want to help me, I'm like, I will let you help me.
You know what I mean?
And I think that that alone changed the game.
And you're rich.
You know, I can afford a babysitter.
I truly can.
And my babysitter is the best.
Now, how's it going to be when you go on tour?
Because, you know, you released a new single.
Album's coming out.
You're going on tour.
How is that going to be with the baby?
I mean, her dad's awesome.
And he's super, like, fluid when it comes to my career.
So he's like, you want me to come with her?
And just we all hang out, and, like, we'll go back and forth.
And we just have a great system, and we're a great co-parenting team,
and we just will take it as it comes.
Is that relationship always like that, where y'all were great co-parenters,
and y'all could?
Yeah, pretty much.
We're both, like, team baby.
So it's like we don't view each other in any other way than like we're teammates and family.
I wonder how rare that is because when you hear it, it sounds rare.
But I don't have any facts to back it up.
But, you know, you always hear about baby daddy drama and baby mama drama.
You don't ever hear about like healthy co-parenting too much.
I mean, I think I mean, I can't apply it necessarily to my situation, but I think people have a bad habit of viewing each other as exes instead of viewing each other as co-parents right and then they apply x drama and x attention
and x like chaos when really at the moment you guys become parents you guys need to view each
other as literally whoever this baby is parents that's it like you need to all the x thing needs
to go out the window so it's almost like you got to take the person a lot of it and deal with the business
yeah literally and then your team baby and if you're if you guys aren't functioning as a proper
team then the only one it really comes down on hard like super hard is the baby so absolutely
what did you do different during the pandemic like i applied myself um to learning how to edit and
direct videos and me and my photographer who doesn't shoot videos or edit videos, decided to start a production company so that the videos we would drop at least looked like they came from something professional.
So what started out as kind of like a let's do like a make your production company actually became a real one.
And we just bought equipment and like literally sat in my garage every day and learned on YouTube.
And now we're directing videos for other artists. She became a real one and we just bought equipment and like literally sat in my garage every day and learned on YouTube and now
We're directing videos for other artists
So that alone was its own
Like completely own things that a different passion for you now like you want to be a art director in a video director
So you're looking at scenes you're looking at such. Yeah, I've always done that though
I didn't even know that what I was doing up until this point was technically
Co-directing all my stuff because I'd come up with an idea and I would give it to a director like this is exactly what I want to do.
Now you take it and flush it out.
And I'm not knowing that the whole time I can technically call myself a co-director at that point.
Is that why you tweeted the other day?
Tiana Taylor is very, very, very special.
I think she's very special for many reasons.
I think she's freakishly talented out of this world.
She can sing, dance.
She can act dance she can act
and she can direct and she directed the video that i was in with her and to be on set with an all
women-based production company which is a completely different experience than normally
like being on set with a bunch of like really intense like high energy men and everything is
really like the energy just feels like this um so she's just incredible for so many reasons and she's so humble and i just feel like she
hasn't gotten the flowers that she deserves and upon announcing this farewell tour it's super
bittersweet because on one hand i'm like super pro people doing whatever is good for them like
this isn't the end all be all like we have so much more, especially when you have kids and you realize like how much that means.
And like this career is cool. But like the joy that you feel there isn't comparable.
Like I want her to do whatever like she feels like is the meaning of life to her.
And if that means, you know, giving up music, that's amazing.
But on the on the bittersweet side, like I'm so grateful for her talent and what she gives to the world.
So we have more with Kalani when we come back.
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Morning, everybody.
It's DJ Envy, Angela Yee, Charlamagne Tha God.
We are The Breakfast Club.
We're still kicking it with Kalani.
Charlamagne?
Let's talk about this spiritual growth that you had over the pandemic.
I love those stories of, you know, because God made all of us be still last year.
Yeah.
And a lot of people connected, you know, with a higher power power so what was that like for you i think i've always been
really spiritual my mom was very spiritual we were raised like with me not until i was older
realizing that all the things she was doing when i was little were very spiritual until i got older
and i'm like oh you were very intentional with all these little things around the house and these
little tables with all these cups of water and da da da da da da and i couldn't put two and two together until i got older and really started applying myself it's a very personal
journey for me so i won't go into too many details but just making sure that i take care of
the invisible people and energy around me so that they keep pouring into me and that's the really
the shortest way to say no i'm with you fixing that generational trauma repairing those lineages so those ancestors can pour into you the right way there we go it's
that simple absolutely what did you learn about yourself last year during the pandemic yourself
specifically so many things so many things i learned that i'm super limitless i learned that
that's all i aspire to be and it's funny because I just did a sit down with Alicia Keys.
And when she said that, I was like, man, you put it all into words.
Like it's one thing to like be limitless.
And it's another thing to like know that it's possible to be, you know, because we are all limitless.
But it takes a long time to unlock that feeling of like, oh, I can really do whatever the fuck I want around this bitch.
Like if I'm taking care of myself and I'm doing it the right way like the world is mine type s*** and I don't know I just I went to therapy I started I
love my therapist same there's a lot of things that I learned I don't know I could go forever
what made you go to therapy well I was I used to be in therapy and then I think I got really
hard-headed with it because I was just like you know I'm at that point where like I know what my
therapist is gonna say and like I know what she's gonna tell me and like I can apply
it myself but you truly realize like you never actually graduate out of therapy that's right I
was at that point where I was like you know what I'm a mom now I'm two years into motherhood like
I'm experiencing a new set of things that I need to get the tools to work through
so that's why I went back now what
inspired the song altar um the song altar is about being able to maintain the relationship
with people when they've passed on because of the work that you put in you know on this side
um I had a lot of people that passed away in the last couple years a lot of friends really young
I also really got really close to my father who passed away when I was one
um in this last year just like doing proper ancestor work and like making sure that you know
they were always venerated and fed and had things to light them and guide them and just taking care
of and through putting the time in and like little by little by little and really developing like a
discipline with it just the way i was able to transform
my understanding of grief i think i lost maybe five friends that were probably all under the
age of 28 27 in the last couple years to like random freak drug situations and i had gotten
to the point where i was like i have to understand like why i feel you guys so much and like how can i help you guys and da da da and the people i'd become surrounded with in my spiritual
community were just like look this is how we can help you you know grapple with that and through
that i'm i feel like i'm a lot closer to everyone so that's what the song is isn't that amazingly
normal like when you start doing like that spiritual work and that healing work and that
energy work on yourself and you know you got your altar set up at the crib you really do be talking to your people on the other side and then you then
you start having to differentiate like did i just make that up or did i see that did i make that up
or did i feel that i didn't think of that that was that was somebody there and it's comforting so
what's the title blue water rolled about well there's a surface level title definition, and then there's like a deeper one.
But we had started the what was the deluxe for It Was Good Until It Wasn't My Last Album in this house that I did a writing camp at on a street called Blue Water Road.
And I left after the first week and went into like a couple ceremony processes i came back and i just like was completely different and heard the
music differently and was like this doesn't sound like it's a deluxe for my last album this sounds
like it's a completely new project and as we started getting into it my friends were like
this is really different from like what you usually make like you should just name it some
random like the street and i was like yeah blue water road I was like actually this does sound like
blue water road and when I think of blue water road to me it's a river and a river super
spiritually significant to me and to be discreet but like still give explanation like a river just
it just keeps flowing it's it's a it's a life source and then on the flip side of thinking
about it as a location,
it gave me an ability to put people into my world
because it gave it a literal location.
When I think of the house, I think of how light it was
and how you could see through all the windows.
And I feel like I'm at that place where there's no curtains.
Everything is really light.
All the light's coming in on me in this time of my life.
I'm really transparent.
You can see everything.
Like I'm in a completely like 180 from where I was like years ago. So I feel like this is putting people into my headspace.
You said the music sounded different after the ceremony.
You think it's because like healed people here differently?
I think that's applicable.
But I also think that when you're in one place and you leave to go do things that heal you or set you in a
different you know better mental place and you come back you don't really recognize the same
perspective that you had before that's right i performed a lot of my old music and been on stage
and almost had laughing moments where i'm like i can't believe i was there or i can't believe that
was me i can't believe i thought that or like oh wow look how far i've come since i thought that
and like i don't realize it's doing things for people in the audience but for me I'm
like that's hilarious you know but when I hear my perspective as a 19 year old or 20 year old girl
I'm like oh baby you needed somebody to sit you down and tell you leave it alone and go get it
together and now I'm I'm 26 and I'm dropping songs that are just about like
I don't really like
I don't need anybody
and I think I was coming
from such a place of like
need in the past.
You can hear it.
You can hear it in the lyrics
and now I'm just like,
whoa, thank God I grew up,
you know,
but we all go through it.
You know, I always wonder
what role did Nick Cannon
play in your career?
Weren't you signed to Nick
at one point?
I wasn't signed to Nick.
Okay.
Kind of, not really. So when I first met Nick Cannon, I your career? Weren't you signed to Nick at one point? I wasn't signed to Nick. Okay. Kind of, not really.
So when I first met Nick Cannon, I was on America's Got Talent.
I was 15, 16 years old.
Time had passed.
My band had broke up.
I was like working two jobs and in high school.
And he calls one day and he's like, I have an opportunity for you.
It's a rap group.
And I was like, cool, whatever.
I'm down to try it.
At this point, music was like so. You just wanted anything to get in the door. I was like, something's going to work. Like, just try it. I'm like, okay I'm down to try it at this point music was like so
I was like something's gonna work like just
try it I'm like okay I go to LA I try it I'm like
I hate this rap group I'm not a rapper
don't know what this means to me
I was doing a weird combination
of something but he knows that that wasn't
it I was like respectfully
I'm thankful for the opportunity but I'm just gonna go
home I went back I got back
in high school and then I dropped my first song on SoundCloud and he called and he was like I see the vision. I get it
like you're meant to be a solo artist. Like come back to LA. Let's try it again. I want to support
and when I came back to LA he had surprised me with my first apartment. I had never slept in a bed by
myself. I never had my own room. At the time i was couch hopping between a bunch of friends working two jobs like i just fell on the floor and couldn't believe it and over the span of like
six seven months like he just let me use his studio like he made sure that if i needed anything
that i had it as long as i was not out here bulls**t and he changed my life forever like
that's family to me he and the crazy
thing is I meet a lot of artists who he's secretly done that for so he silently has changed the lives
of so many people and we don't know until someone sees like an interview of mine and they'll come
grab me and be like you know Nick Cannon did the same thing for me and you would have no idea
that's what I said when he last time he was'm like, yo, Nick pours into so many people
and he empowers so many people, especially black people, people of color, and he don't
get his flowers for that.
He doesn't.
But you got to salute him.
Yeah.
Well, let's get into your single right now.
You want to introduce the single?
This is Alter.
That's all you got?
That's all I got.
I hope you enjoy it.
I hope you love it.
Here's the offering.
Here's the four minutes, 30 seconds.
You know what?
Exactly.
There we go
Alright
And when's Blue Water Road driving?
This winter
This winter
Winter
Yes
Well we appreciate you for joining us
Thank you for having me
Thank you so much
It's a pleasure meeting you
It's the first time you've been up here
Yeah nice to meet y'all
In real life
Alright it's Kalani
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Morning everybody
It's DJ Envy Angela Ye, Charlamagne Tha Guy.
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Good morning.
That's right.
Salute to Kalani for pulling up.
You know what I mean?
I'm glad she's on her healing journey.
Yep.
You know?
And listen, we got to normalize seasonal allergies again.
Okay?
People can't even cough, blow their nose nowadays without folks thinking it's COVID.
Okay?
All respiratory diseases matter.
All right? Went to the doctor earlier this week because all my folks had me nervous. Like okay? All respiratory diseases matter, all right?
Went to the doctor earlier this week because all my folks had me nervous, like I don't get COVID tested all the time.
They're like, you okay?
Just because I got a seasonal cough?
It's called allergies.
Yeah.
Okay?
The crazy part is I just started developing allergies in the last two, three years, but
yeah, I get COVID tested once, about two times a week, and yeah, my allergies are effing
with me right now. Stop cough
shaming people. Okay?
Stop. Alright?
Jesus. Alright.
Well, shout out to everybody out in Miami too.
I'm at 103.5 The Beat.
I'm doing my Car Chiller Car Show out
here. So, setting up for that while I'm
down here as well. So, I want to shout out to everybody down
here. That happens December 12th. So, it's celebrity
cars, family cars, amusement rides.
We'll have a Santa there for the kids.
It's just a family fun day.
So you can bring the family out, safe environment,
and just really, really chill.
Now, you know, so I just want to say shout out again to 103.5
for beating our family up here.
Absolutely.
And listen, please, tonight, Comedy Central, 10 p.m.,
my late-night talk show, The God's Honest Truth will be on.
This is episode two. Tonight's episode is titled Only the Feds I Fear.
OK, you know, we talked decrackification, you know, last week and how we need to decrackify America.
So now we're talking about how, you know, to decrackify some of these institutions out here.
And we're starting with the FBI tonight.
All right.
So tune in 10 p.m. Comedy Central to God's Honest Truth.
All right.
Now when we come back, we got the rumors.
We got to tell you about Tory Lanez.
He's in the rumors again.
So we'll get to that next.
It's The Breakfast Club.
Good morning.
This is up.
It's just in.
All the gossip.
Gossip.
The Rumor Report.
Gossip.
Angela. Angela Yee. It's The Rumor Report. The Breakfast Club. Now Rich the Kid has a joint album with Lil Wayne on the way and he pulled up on DJ Academics to do his podcast Off The Record.
When Academics asked him about the home invasion,
it seems like Rich the Kid didn't want to answer
and wanted to do nothing but just get out of Dodge.
Why on TMZ I be seeing just so much?
Oh, man, I don't want to hear nothing about TMZ.
Rich, no, sit down.
Sit down.
No, no.
We good.
We good.
On a serious note, though, and again, if you don't want to respond, it's fine.
I see **** and be like, yo, people, home invasion center.
Are you good?
We've seen rappers.
No, Rich, don't walk off.
Come back.
Drop on the clues box for Rich the Kid.
Okay?
That's exactly what you should do if you don't want to answer that question.
You either don't answer it or you get up and leave.
Right.
I'm not mad at it.
Salute to Rich the Kid.
Salute to my guy, Academics, too, man.
Off the Record podcast on Spotify.
Now, Tory Lanez, they're saying, is in a meaningful
discussion to strike a deal with prosecutors
in his felony assault case
with Megan Thee Stallion.
He's accused of using a semi-auto
firearm to shoot her in the feet,
allegedly. So they said he's striking
a deal, and I guess he's celebrating
by releasing his
new album. He gave the date,
which is December 1st,
and the new album is going to be called Alone at Prom.
Question, how did people come to the conclusion
that he was celebrating?
I don't see that in the story.
That's what they said, Rolling Stone.
I'm getting it from Rolling Stone.
Look, I don't do romance.
I'm just reading off a piece of paper.
I don't want to know how they got that
from him releasing the album.
I don't see where the correlation is.
I don't know either. Well that from him releasing the album. I don't see where the correlation is. I don't know either.
Well, Wendy Williams, it seems like she's doing a lot better.
They say she's finally home.
They say even though you might have seen her in a wheelchair
and people wheeling her around the city,
they say Wendy is on the mend and doing well.
They said there was a meeting this week,
and it execs assured staff that the show will return on October 4th.
And Wendy is ready to get back to work.
I'm sending Wendy Williams healing energy always.
But, you know, don't rush back to work.
You know, you got to take care of yourself first.
Absolutely.
You got to make sure that you, you know, weigh healthy on several levels, physically, mentally, spiritually, emotionally.
Then you go back if you want to, not because execs are pushing you to,
because all they care about is the mighty, mighty dollar anyway.
The money, that's right.
That's it.
She's got to make sure her mental's right.
She's got to make sure she's physically right,
because if not, she's going to have the same problems.
They'll prop her up there like we can at Bernie's if they could.
You know what I mean?
Absolutely.
No, you don't do that.
You move when you're ready to go back.
And congratulations to Cashdaw.
What up, though?
Cashdaw revealed yesterday that she is pregnant.
And she just left a comment.
Well, not a comment, but she posted on her Instagram,
the Lord just keep on blessing me.
So congratulations to Cashdaw.
Salute to Cashdaw.
Dropping the clues, Bonser.
Cashdaw.
Who the baby daddy?
Who the papi?
Who the papi?
We know who the papi is.
You asking me?
Ask Angelio Monday.
You doing the rumors.
I don't want to.
Tell me, girl.
Spill that tea.
Well, if you really want to know who the baby daddy is, I don't know.
I don't know who the papi is.
I don't know who the papi is.
Now, were you into Tiger King?
No, I never watched Tiger King.
No, no, no.
Well, for all the people out there that watch Tiger King,
and Tiger King was a huge success, a huge hit.
People loved it.
They were going Tiger King crazy.
People were dressing up as Tiger King for Halloween and all that other stuff.
Tiger King is coming back this year, season two.
I thought he was in jail.
Bro, I'm just telling you what they're saying.
They just released Tiger King 2.
Season 2 is coming out by the end of the year.
So if you're a Tiger King fan,
you will definitely get to see season 2 of Tiger King.
Were you sure Tiger King,
not like on some Blair Witch Project stuff
where people thought it was real, but it wasn't?
Were you sure he's not actors and actresses?
No, he's really locked up.
I didn't see Tiger King.
That just wasn't my thing.
And they said there's other characters from Tiger King. I don't know. Joe Exotic is in jail, but I'm just not see Tiger King that just wasn't my thing and they said there's other characters from Tiger King
I don't know
I just
Joe Exotic is in jail
but
oh that's what somebody
just said
there's other characters
from Tiger King
Joe Exotic is in jail
I just said that
I know
that's what our producer
just texted
that's why you said it
yes
oh
okay
well yeah
like what Envy said
yeah alright
well that is your rumor report
now who you giving your donkey to
listen man
Florida
Timothy Wolf the Wolf King.
He needs to come to the front of the congregation.
We'd like to have a word with him.
All right, we'll get into that next.
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The Breakfast Club, bitches.
Donkey of the Day with Charlamagne Tha God.
I don't know why y'all keep letting him get y'all like this.
Well, little duvall.
Donkey of the Day for Friday, September 24th
goes to a Lake City, Florida man named
Timothy Wolfe. What does your
Uncle Charla always say about
the great state of Florida?
The craziest people in America come from the Bronx and all of Florida.
I'm telling you, Florida is one of the most beautiful places in America.
The weather, the ambiance, the atmosphere.
You there right now, Envy, right?
Yep.
How's the weather?
Beautiful.
Beautiful, right?
See what I'm saying?
Florida is the epitome of if something is too good to be true, it probably is.
OK, I wonder if people in Florida even realize how nutty they are.
I wonder if people in Florida even realize who and what is around them.
Do they feel safe? Do you feel safe knowing you're surrounded by what I call Florida foolishness?
OK, I'm sure they do. OK, because it takes one to know one. Right.
Fool recognizes fool in Florida and I run
into people from Florida all the time and they always say to me man I hate when you say that
but you can't deny it you know why you can't deny it because it's the truth and every time you hear
donkey of the day and it's a Florida story you can't help but ask the question why are we like
this what's wrong with us and us, I mean folks from Florida.
Now, what did Timothy Wolf do
to add to the Florida fool files?
Let's go to First Coast News for the report, please.
A Florida man facing charges after
allegedly stealing a car, then trying
to return it to the very same dealership
a few days later. Police were called to the
Chrysler Dodge. Stop for one second.
Stop. Just listen.
Just listen to the first line. Listen to listen. Listen.
A Florida man facing charges after allegedly stealing a car, then trying to return it to the very same dealership a few days later.
Police were called to the Chrysler Dodge Jeep in Lake City, where Timothy Wolf, they say, was caught on camera taking the car from the lot.
Employees say when they checked the vehicle's VIN number, they saw it was stolen from the dealership's lot just three days earlier.
Wolf now faces multiple charges, including grand theft of a vehicle.
This yet again proves my point that people in Florida don't even know they're crazy.
Timothy didn't even know he committed a crime.
He stole that damn car from the dealership on Saturday.
And in his mind, once it was in his possession, it was his.
And he could do whatever he wanted with it.
So he decided to trade in his car.
Okay, I put his in there as quotes.
His car for a new one.
But he took it to the same dealership that he stole the vehicle from last Saturday.
Now he's facing charges of grand theft of a motor vehicle,
dealing in stolen property, criminal mischief, and petite theft.
You can't call this stupid.
You can't call this unintelligent.
You can't call this brainless.
You can't call it mindless.
You can't call it empty-headed.
All of those words are understatements when describing situations like this.
Only one word applies.
Okay, one word, three syllables.
Flo-ri-da.
There's nothing else to see here, ladies and gentlemen.
Some donkey of the days just sell themselves.
Please let Remy Ma give
Timothy Wolfe the biggest hee-haw.
Hee-haw, hee-haw.
You stupid mother f***er. You dumb.
Mm. Mm-mm-mm.
Get out of there while you can, Andy.
How you know he wasn't test driving?
Man, shut up.
Or borrowing.
Shut up.
He brought it back.
Shut up.
The trade-in.
He brought it back to trade-in.
He didn't bring it back.
Man, shut up.
That's like you test drive a car.
You'd be like, you know what?
I want something better.
You can't test drive a car for a week.
Well, he didn't know that.
Do they have a sign on the door that says you can't test drive for a week?
Okay, I see what you're doing.
I see what you're doing. I see what you're doing. I see what you're doing. You in Florida. test drive for a week? Okay, I see what you're doing. I see what you're doing.
I see what you're doing.
I see what you're doing.
You in Florida, you want to get out there safely.
I see what you're doing.
I see what you're doing.
I see what you're doing.
Okay, go ahead.
Continue.
Continue.
Yeah, you're right.
You're right.
You're right.
All right.
Well, thank you for that donkey of the day.
So it's Friday.
It's Friday, so what?
You know what that means?
It's Freaky, Freaky, Freaky Friday!
Now, Envy was in here all week long.
No, since Seven Screeder put out an album called Drunken Words and Sober Thoughts.
And in that interview, you know, and I wish Angela Yee was here.
In that interview, Seven Screeder and Angela Yee spoke on something that Envy has been talking about all week long.
Can we play the clip?
Let's play the clip.
If his penis is smog and then you put it in the chitino,
but don't do it
if it's too big.
Really?
Okay.
But I don't want
the finger penis
for the rest of the act.
But maybe if I try,
you know.
What the hell
is a finger penis?
Like something that's,
come on now, Charlamagne.
I don't know
what a finger penis is.
Hold up your fingers.
And now look in your pants.
That's a finger penis.
Oh, you mean like
the side of your finger?
Yeah.
That's not cute.
As you can hear, Charlamagne was amazed and was wondering what the finger penis was.
Lies!
So we're opening up the phone lines.
800-585-1051.
It's Freaky Freaky Freaky Friday.
We're asking, have you ever dealt with a finger penis?
Now, you heard who asked that question and you heard the conviction in his voice when he asked that question.
Okay.
Taylor, our producer, too, came in here.
And by the way, that's on the top of the page.
Very top of the page.
The headline is, Freaky Friday.
Based off 7th Streeter interview, ladies experiencing finger penises.
I had to ask for context.
Envy laid it out flat.
Tell us again, Envy.
Nope.
But 800-585-1051.
I know there's a lot of dudes out there that might have a finger penis, that might feel a way about this.
They might feel insecure.
It's okay.
Charlemagne has one as well.
I do not have a finger penis.
My penis is 7 inches, 3-4, 8 in the summertime.
Whenever it's warm, it's 8 inches.
Don't lie on me like that.
800-585-1051.
We're talking finger penises this morning.
And we're all inclusive.
So, guys, you can call up too.
Ladies, you call up if you've ever experienced a finger penis, okay?
All right?
Only the hard-hitting topics on this show, ladies and gentlemen.
Only the hard-hitting topics, all right?
It's a Friday, David.
We've been number one for 11 years, baby.
Let's go.
Let's go.
It's the Breakfast Club.
Good morning.
It's Freaky Friday.
Goddamn.
The Breakfast Club.
Now, if you just join us.
No, no, no.
It's Friday.
So, you know what that means.
It's Freaky, Freaky, Freaky Friday.
And the Freaky, Freaky, Freaky Friday question comes from 7th Streeter who stopped early
in the week.
And her and Angelique was having a little conversation and Charlamagne jumped his little
ass in.
Let's hear it.
That's a lie.
If his penis is smog and then you put it, you can try anal.
But don't do it if it's too big.
Really? Okay.
But I don't want the finger penis for the rest of the act.
But maybe if I tried, you know.
What the hell is a finger penis?
Like something that's...
Come on now, Charlamagne.
I don't know what a finger penis is.
Hold up your fingers.
And now look in your pants.
That's a finger penis.
Oh, you mean like the side of your finger?
Yeah.
That's not cute.
First of all, the only reason I asked is because I never had heard that term.
You know what I mean?
So I like to learn new things.
All week long, Envy's been wanting to talk about this.
But he's been like, yo, man, Angela E's not here because we discussed the topic.
I'm like, yo, let's just wait until Freaky Friday.
We based it off the 7th Street interview.
And now we're here on this radio asking people if they've ever experienced a finger penis.
Now, Envy, before we get into the topic, do you have a finger penis?
That sounds like that's something I should go to human resources for.
It's a topic of discussion.
How can you ask other people but don't want to be asked yourself?
That makes no sense.
I do not have a finger penis.
What about yourself, sir?
I don't think I have a finger penis.
If you don't think, that means you have one.
No, seven inches.
I've never seen nobody with a seven- three, four finger or eight inch finger.
And I definitely got more girth than all the fingers on my hands.
Well, let's let's this is awkward.
Let's go to the four.
Why is it awkward?
I'm not talking to you about your penis.
Why?
585-1051.
Hello.
Who's this?
Good morning.
It's Mo.
Hey, Mo.
Have you dealt with a finger penis before?
OK, so, y'all, I was in college, right?
It was my freshman year, and this dude was in a fraternity,
and usually said fraternity is known for being, you know, nasty and this, that, and the third.
It was the Qs.
The Qs.
The Qs.
The Qs.
Shout out the Qs.
Come on now.
Come on now.
Don't do that.
So, anyway, went to the party, met the guy, started kicking it, texted.
Then probably about two weeks in, he invited me over to his crib.
He took it out.
I said, pack my stuff up.
You got to take me home.
We not doing this.
Wow.
Damn.
So what finger was it?
I'm probably going to go with, I won't say pinky.
I'll do ring finger.
I'll give him ring finger.
Damn.
What if he'd have pointed to the door with his penis and said, well, go that way?
Well, then,
hey, it is what it is, but
he definitely ain't getting none of this.
And then from then on, I had a
thing where, like, I had to
kind of, like, size it up
myself before I even did anything.
And now I'm content and
happy. What you mean size it up? How do you
size it up? What do you do?
So basically, like, you know,
if y'all are like kind of like kicking it,
you're in an intimate space and before things go where they're supposed to go,
you kind of like get a feel for it
and make sure it's what it's supposed to be.
You touch down there.
Okay, all right.
It's like when somebody's in the fruit section
and they touching on like the fruits.
There you go, Charlamagne. You got it. That's it. Yeah, yeah, I got on like the fruits. There you go, Charlamagne.
You got it.
That's it.
Yeah, yeah.
I got it.
Sounds like you did it before, Charlamagne.
Well, thank you, mama.
All right.
Hello.
Who's this?
Hello.
Hey, what's up?
What's your name?
Freddy Fingers.
Yeah, my name's G.
Oh, what's up, G?
We're talking.
What's going on, Charlamagne?
What's going on?
What's up, bro?
You ever experienced a finger penis?
No, I ain't experienced none of that.
I got a finger penis.
Oh, okay.
I like the honesty, the self-awareness.
Tell us more.
Ain't nothing wrong with a finger penis because, you know what I'm saying, it's just how you work.
Okay.
I was prepared from a young age, so I learned how to basically work my finger penis, you know?
When did you realize that your penis wasn't like everybody else's?
Well, not everybody else's, but probably a little below average.
After watching my first porno.
No, porno's not a good judge.
Well, yeah, but you know Ron Jeremy's my guy.
Okay, okay, okay.
You know, Ron Jeremy shows you how to really work a small penis, though.
So do you tell women beforehand?
Do you let them know, like, look, you know, I got a finger penis?
No, I kind of cite the mind for it.
Talk to me.
I kind of probe.
What I do is I kind of see, you know, see who I'm liking.
I mean, you know, I kind of ask questions beforehand.
Yeah, because you should prepare women for that disappointment
so they're not disappointed.
You don't want them to have an expectation.
Hey, hey, hey, nobody's disappointed.
Hey, I haven't disappointed since 19-something, man.
I mean, I'm pretty good on mine.
Okay, give us one tip.
That's how I work it.
Got to get that G-spot.
Give us one tip on how to use your 11th finger.
Tell us.
What's one thing you do that's good?
You can't slow stroke too much.
Oh, that makes sense.
You got to do it like a rabbit.
Rapid fire.
You got to do it like a rabbit.
Rapid fire.
I get it.
All right, Charlamagne, I didn't need to see that.
Okay, I understand.
Well, thank you for calling.
If you imitate the rabbit, you might be better off.
Okay.
Well, hold on, bro.
I think you and Charlamagne can bond a little more, so you hold on, all right?
I respect his honesty, man.
Now, it seems like y'all are bonding
like y'all are bonding on a different level because i respect honest people i respect authentic
honest people he's an honest person and he's very self-aware mending over trauma and i love that i
love to see brothers really you know mending over trauma and experience you know and explaining each
other's feelings he's very self-aware all right 800-585-1051. We're talking finger penises. Anybody in the room
got a finger penis? Dan?
Eddie? Red? Nick?
Okay. Alright.
They say one out of five people have a finger penis
and there's five in that room. One, two, three, four,
five.
One out of five.
It might be.
585-1051. We're talking finger penises this morning.
Freaky, freaky, freaky Friday!
And today's freaky, freaky, freaky Friday question is, we're talking finger penises.
Now, this came from 7th Street as she was on the show.
Her and you were talking, and Charlamagne just butted in.
Ain't no goddamn Charlamagne, okay?
Play the clip, Red.
Let's hear it.
If his penis is smog, and then you put it in, you can try anal, but don't do it if it's too big.
Really?
Okay.
But I don't want the finger penis for the rest of the act.
But maybe if I tried, you know.
What the hell is a finger penis?
Like something that's, come on now, Charlamagne.
I don't know what a finger penis is.
Hold up your fingers.
And now look in your pants.
That's a finger penis.
Oh, you mean like the side of your finger?
Yeah.
That's not cute.
I just never heard that term before.
So when I hear a term I never heard before, I want to know more.
So I wanted to know about finger penises.
And all week long, Envy was like, yo, we got to talk about this topic.
That's a lie.
But Yeez not here.
I was just like, yo, let's wait till Freaky Freaky Friday and open the phone lines up.
That is a lie.
You're a liar.
You've always been a liar.
So who are the people?
Let's talk to some people.
Who's on the line, Red?
Hello, who's this?
Queen from Atlanta.
Peace, Queen. You dealt with finger pen the line, Red? Hello, who's this? Queen from Atlanta. Peace, Queen.
You dealt with finger penises before, Mama?
Oh, my gosh.
So I was so excited to have this guy because we bonded so much, you know,
conversation.
I talked about building as far as, you know, cohabitating together.
And, you know, I was very interested in what a guy, a black guy,
talked like this to me.
And I'm not feeling anything. Oh, boy.
Oh, boy.
What kind of finger was it?
If you had to compare it to what finger, what was it?
Half of my pinky.
Whoa.
Half of your pinky.
Lord have mercy.
My God.
Goodness gracious.
So sorry for you, mama.
I think a baby probably has him beat.
You might be entitled to compensation.
You sound like you need to get something for this, man.
Well, we're sending you healing energy, mama.
Yeah, we got to send you healing energy.
Lord have mercy.
Hello, who's this?
That man handicapped, you know That man can park in the handicapped spaces
Yo, stop it, man
You gotta have a pinky penis
Yo, stop it, man
Oh, we got a pinky penis
What?
Excuse me, ma'am
How are you?
Good morning
Oh, I should have probably worded that better
Hi, good morning
Good morning
How are you?
What's your name?
Brittany
Hey, Brittany
Brittany, you have a
pinky penis? Well, not me specifically,
but I dealt with one. Oh, okay.
Talk to me about the finger penises, man.
These are horror stories, by the way. Yeah, we
can't give him a finger because that
could be, you know, a middle finger.
Strictly a pinky, the smallest one.
What?
Listen, this is just
a hookup.
That would have turned into something more if there wasn't a pinky.
But it gets better.
A few weeks later, I found out my aunt was dating his uncle.
They were related, and it runs in the family.
Wow.
Pinky penis is hereditary.
So clearly she's not with him anymore either.
But yeah, I guess so.
I guess it's a thing.
So we wear. Wow. We got to stop. I guess it's a thing. So where?
We got to stop the pinky penis shaming, though.
Yes, we know we don't.
I mean, there's nothing a man can do about it.
You can't do nothing about it.
They're born like that.
You can't shame the man because his penis look like a pinky.
And I bet you he was.
I bet you he was probably a terrible person, too, wasn't he?
No, that's the thing.
He was great.
How do you.
You can't have sex with him.
You don't feel. Wow. But see, don do you... You can't have sex with him if you don't feel.
Wow.
But see, don't you feel like you might have missed your blessing?
What do you really want?
If God sends you a good man, and he's a nice person, and he treats you right,
but he got a little pinky penis, you mad?
Like, shouldn't you figure out a way to work that?
You can't settle, though.
I have a great man right now who does not have a finger at all.
What about an extendo?
That's what they need to do. They need to make like extendos
for men. Like weave for men
so we can have like an extension. I think they do.
They got surgery. You gotta do that. No, you can't get no
surgery for your penis. I think you can.
No, you can't. Ain't no PPL.
You can get a surgery for anything nowadays.
No, bro. Ain't no surgery to make your
penis bigger. We just stuck. You can get a penis
surgery. Call Dr. Miami right now.
You can.
I think you can.
I don't believe that.
But God bless that woman, and God bless all the women dealing with finger penises.
We got another call?
Yeah, let's take one more.
Hello, who's this?
This is little boy Jay.
How y'all doing?
Good, good.
You dealt with a pinky penis before?
No, no.
Why y'all let Angela East sit up there and pee me shame like that, man?
That's messed up, man.
Relax.
Relax, you little hitchhiker. You almost got a thumb. You got a finger penis. No, man. That's messed up, man. Relax. Relax, you little hitchhiker. You almost got a thumb.
You got a finger penis. No, man.
I got three kids, man. I'm good.
My wife ain't never had no problem. Okay, okay,
okay. So why are you upset then?
Yeah, put her on the phone. Because, man, because
we can just look down at our pants and be like,
you know, Chuck will grow a nine-foot penis
and drag me around.
Lord have mercy.
Well, thank you for calling. I'm sorry for your problem, bro. Lord have mercy, sir. Your wife still loves you, though. Damn, you hung up. I'm sorry for your problem bro
Lord have mercy sir
Your wife still loves you though
Damn you hung up
I thank God for my penis eyes
I really do
I'm not the biggest
But you know
Man I ain't got no pinky
Boy
What you supposed to do with that
What you say Taylor
Taylor get on the microphone
What you say
If you got a pinky penis
You should do what
Just rub it on
You know
But usually
You know guys that have pinky,
they're really good at oral.
Okay,
that makes sense.
If you had a pinky penis,
that's what I would do.
I'd just rub it on the c**t.
Let's start a fire.
Okay?
Well,
you can't say that,
but all right.
Well,
rub it.
There you go.
What's the moral of the story,
pinky penis guy?
The moral of the story is
God bless everybody,
man,
with finger penises.
We ain't trying to shame y'all
this weekend.
But have the best weekend you can.
My goodness.
Okay?
All right.
Well, we got rumors on the way.
BMF starts this Sunday.
We'll tell you about that.
And also,
New Music Fridays.
We'll tell you what new music
came out, so don't move.
It's The Breakfast Club.
Good morning.
The Breakfast Club.
This is The Rumor Report with
Angela Yee.
On The Breakfast Club.
Now, 50 was in Atlanta
yesterday, and he was
premiering the first episode of
BMF that actually comes out this
Sunday. Now, he had
the cast there, and also he had a bunch of surprise
performances, like DaBaby, Snoop was there, T.I., and, of course, 50 Cent performed.
But during T.I.'s performance, he performed, at the end of it, he said this.
Man, run that s***, man.
Hey, Jim.
You got to show that.
Hey, we got to do the verses, man.
You know what the people want to see?
That's dope.
I mean, what's dope about that is that 50 and Tip can have that relationship
where they know it's just friendly competition.
You know what I mean?
And verses sets the stage for that.
That's not disrespectful at all.
Right.
He wants all the smoke.
I think that would be a great verses.
I don't think 50 would do it, but I think it would be fun.
I had so many of the homies hitting me last night from the BMF premiere
telling me how dope the BMF show is.
I mean, people, I woke up this morning, text messages like,
yo, this BMF show going to be fire.
This BMF show going to be fire.
Yeah, I'm excited to see it.
I also hope 50 knows, man.
Salute to Curtis 50 Cent Jackson.
I hope he knows how much he inspires people, you know what I mean?
Especially somebody like me who's got his foot in the TV production world. Like when I see what 50 doing, I'm like,
all right, yeah, that's an excellent blueprint he's laying out for folks. Salute to 50.
And what's dope about it is 50, he just doesn't stay in one reign. Like he does stars. He does
movies. Something that I'm doing with him is his uh totally like hgtv like he has
his foot in every door like he just absolutely doing his damn thing and he's gonna be announcing
a whole lot more i'm excited about that but i do like what he did at stars though because stars
was a network that people necessarily weren't putting eyes on you know i'm saying that he
created power and now he's got a whole power universe. And now BMF coming. Like, he really made stars his own.
When you think stars, you think 50 Cent.
So that's dope.
Absolutely.
Well, it's also New Music Friday,
so a lot of new music is out today.
Gunna released a joint with Future.
It's called Too Easy.
Okay, okay.
Let's get to some of that West Side Gun.
Let me hear some of that West Side Gun.
That West Side Gun and Jay Electronica.
We also have Joyner Lucas and J. Cole, Call Your Heart. Lucas and Cole. Lucas and Cole both be snapping.
Now, Youngboy, he released a single, Break or Make Me.
Youngboy dropped the whole album.
Don't love me like we're bad.
When you now follow me, even most my mans.
I just want my ball off, all of my big guns.
All these that I'm on from the prison got me on.
NBA Youngboy, you know he's the most streamed artist on YouTube, right?
Yes, he is.
And radio don't play none of his records.
Not one single.
Have they ever?
No.
Because he's been number one on YouTube screaming for a while,
like for years now, a few years.
For a long time.
Yeah, he released 21 tracks.
It's called Sincerely Cantrell.
So I'll definitely check that out.
And lastly, Lotto.
Lotto got a new single out.
It's called Big Energy.
So congratulations to Lotto. Lotto got a new single out. It's called Big Energy. So congratulations to Lotto.
Let's hear that.
Bad chick, I could be your fantasy.
I could tell you got big energy.
It ain't too many of them that can handle me.
But I might let you try it off the Hennessy.
All right.
And that is your rumor report.
Now don't forget, tonight, Charlamagne's show, 10 o'clock.
10 o'clock on Comedy Central, man.
It's the second episode of The God's Honest Truth.
Tonight's episode is titled Only the feds i fear the first episode we tackled uh decrackification and how you know denazification in germany definitely needs to be applied you
know here in america so we can get rid of uh root out white supremacy in this country so
we're tackling one of those institutions that uh has lot of white supremacist roots, and that is the FBI.
So it's called Only the Feds I Fear.
And it premieres tonight.
Well, the second episode is on tonight on Comedy Central at 10 p.m.
So tune in to God's Honest Truth with me, Leonard Charlemagne, the God McKelvey.
All right. Now, shout to Revolt. We'll see you guys on Monday.
Everybody else, the People's Choice mixes up next.
It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning.
Morning, everybody.
It's DJ Envy, Angela Yee, Charlamagne Tha Guy. We are The Breakfast
Club. Good morning again.
Shout out to Kalani for joining
us this morning. Kalani stopped through. Her single is
out right now. Make sure y'all stream it. Pick it up.
Salute to the good sister Kalani, man. She got a
single out called Alter.
And you know, the thing I like about Kalani, like, you can sit there and have a conversation with her,
and you can tell that she's really on her healing journey.
You know what I mean?
Like, the pandemic made a lot of people sit down and be still and really have to face themselves for the first time.
And a lot of people went out there and did the work on themselves.
And Kalani was definitely one of those people.
So salute to Kalani.
Yeah, absolutely.
And shout out to our family at 103.5 The Beat.
Shout out to Logic.
Shout out to DJ33.
And shout out to my man Killer Touch.
I just want to say thank y'all.
I was stranded out here yesterday because the flights were canceled
because of weather here and in New York.
So they held me down.
They made sure I had a place to stay, and they got me in the studio.
So I just want to say thank you to our family over at 103.5 The Beat. Salute to my
guys, 103.5 The Beat. Also, too, man,
the Mental Wealth Expo. It's on
1010. You know, everybody who's listening to
me and Kalani have these conversations about healing.
Just know that the Mental Wealth Expo
is going to be a day of mental
wealth and healing education. So
if you're looking for those resources,
everybody says, oh, you know,
where do you go when you want to start your journey of healing?
Like, you know, this is a this will provide you with a lot of tools, resources and introduce you to some people that can get you get you on the right path, man.
All right. Well, when we come back, we got the positive notice, the Breakfast Club.
Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy, Angela Yee, Charlamagne Tha Guy.
We are the Breakfast Club.
Now, don't forget my car shows go down in Miami.
I'm in Miami now, 12-12.
That is December 12th.
Family, fun, exotic cars, celebrity cars, amusement rides, carnival games.
We have so much in store.
We're bringing a NASCAR to the show so you can actually see.
It's one of the few black-owned NASCARs that we'll have there.
So shout to New York Racing Team.
Shout to that whole squad.
They'll be joining us.
We got monster trucks and just a whole lot of stuff.
So join us 12-12 in Miami and also October 30th in Detroit.
So if you haven't got your tickets, get your tickets.
And let me shout out to our guy, Rip Michael.
He's doing his comedy show this weekend.
Some of your favorite comedians will be in the building at the Barclays Center. He has DC Young
Fly. He has Little Duval.
He has so many people.
Monique. So definitely join us
tonight at the Barclays Center.
Absolutely. And listen, make sure you
tune in to Comedy Central tonight.
The second episode of my late night talk show
The God's Honest Truth comes on
at 10 p.m. on Comedy
Central tonight.
Tonight's episode is titled Only the Feds I Fear.
So we'll see you tonight.
Or you'll see me tonight.
Either way, we'll talk to each other because we'll be on social media and all that other stuff.
So 10 p.m. tonight, Comedy Central, The God's Honest Truth, hosted by me,
Lenard Charlemagne, the God McKelvey.
Join us.
All right.
Leave us on a positive note.
The positive note is simple, man.
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