The Breakfast Club - Flash Back Lil Duval Interview and More

Episode Date: July 2, 2019

Today on the show we flashed back to when the writer Humble the Poet stopped by and spoke about his book "Unlearned" and his start to success. Also, we flashed back to when Lil Duval stopped by and promoted another hit "Pull Up" and more. Moreover, we flashed back to the funniest callers for "Slander the Breakfast Club" just to keep them humbled.  Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Shout out to the Breakfast Club. I love to see y'all every morning. What you guys are doing right now, it's the hub culture. The Breakfast Club is my morning sit. I need it and I love it so much. I feel like you're really not popping until you do the Breakfast Club. I've been waiting to come to y'all's show, man. I know you got to be a big time celebrity to be up in here. You got to be big time.

DJ Envy, Angela Yee, and Charlamagne the God. The Breakfast Club, bitches! Wake the f*** up! Wake up, wake up! Wake your ass up! This is your time to get it off your chest. Whether you're mad or blessed, we wanna hear from you on The Breakfast Club.

Ashley, good morning, Ashley. Good morning. How you feeling, Ash? I'm doing pretty good. How are you? I'm doing pretty well. Hi. I just need to get it off my chest. Hi. What's up, Ashley?

Get it off your chest. Okay. I'm a South Carolina teacher teaching in Myrtle Beach, and right now about 2,000 teachers are coming from across the state to meet at the state capitol to kind of rally for better reforms for our public schools, such as like smaller class sizes, more funding for the students. Right now, you know, there's a lot of funding for the students, but they're not spending it all for the students. So there's just a lot of issues

within the public education system. I also have a big issue with the fact that teachers don't get maternity leave in South Carolina. Wow. Really? Yeah. So we're going to be forced to use our sick days and personal days. If you have enough space up, that's great. But if you're like me, that's only about 12 days that I might have space up. That's crazy. My pregnancy. And after that, I'll be forced to go without pay, which is already kind of sucky because I already worked a couple extra jobs

to take care of myself, let alone myself and a child. So, listen, my mom is a teacher in South Carolina. Well, she was. She's retired now. She still does substitute stuff, though. She had five kids. You're telling me that she never had maternity leave? I never, I mean, I never thought to ask.

Yeah, they don't get maternity leave. So that's something that definitely is a pain. But does she have all your brothers and sisters in the summer? I'm just curious. Me and one of my brothers is June. So, you know, she was lucky with that. But, you know, if it's not a planned pregnancy, then you don't plan it for the summertime.

Right. You know, you're kind of SOL. I do have a GoFundMe app to try to help me out with my maternity leave. Okay. You know, GoFundMe.com slash South Carolina teacher gets no maternity leave.

If y'all can just check that out. That's a long slash. Anything. Yeah. GoFundMe.com slash South Carolina teacher gets no maternity leave. What about all the other teachers, though? Why are you the only one raising money for maternity leave? Listen, people are right now when people are, you know,

I'm going to be using up a day for my maternity leave to actually, you know, go to the state house. And a lot of people for the SD for Ed group have mentioned, hey, you know what? If you want to make a GoFundMe, I'll donate to it. So I just decided to do that and try to keep calling you guys and see if I can get some more attention to it. But, yeah, we're getting coverage from CNN and all over the place. So I just really wanted to bring awareness to this huge issue in South Carolina. Well, thank you, brother.

All the teachings of South Carolina, man. Hello, who's this? It's Sean from Bridgeport, Connecticut, man. What's up, Sean? Get it off your chest, bro. What's up, man? Yeah, I got to work this morning. I work in this weather every day, man.

I'm a metal man. So this is just another regular day. Snow, rain, all that. Okay. You know what I always want to know? What is good enough to tip the mailman during Christmas, man? I never, I never. What do people usually tip you, bro?

I mean, I work mostly in the hood. So, you know, I mean, I get like more than just money. Sometimes I get like plates. Weed. You get some weed. Don't lie. No, man. That's a regular day, man.

Oh, okay, okay. I didn't know you were supposed to tip your mailman. That's a thing. Yeah, you're supposed to tip the mailman. Who told you that? Yeah, yeah, yeah, man. Like, I mean, they usually get, like, Dunkin' Donuts cards and all that. Yeah, you're supposed to tip the mailman.

You ain't getting no Dunkin' Donuts gift card in the hood. Stop lying to me. You're supposed to. Now, let me ask you one other question. You ever delivered a package you know was some smoke? You said what? You ever delivered a package you knew was some smoke or some work? Or some work?

Some drugs. You ever delivered drugs? Exactly. Maybe 42 years old. Some work. Some work. Some smoke. Deliver some smoke. What do you mean deliver some smoke? Deliver some work. Hey, damn it. What you trying to say on here? Some smoke. Deliver some smoke.

Some work. What do you mean deliver some smoke? Deliver some work? No, it's real. Some people ask to deliver credit cards or debit cards or gift cards that were like... Giffies. Yeah, yeah. For scammers.

Yeah, some scammers. I got offered that a lot before. Oh, okay. Are you with it? No, hell no. You trying to get him to snitch on himself, yeet? Alright, thank you, brother. Be safe out there. Maybe you've been down there at CIAA with all them young boys

and you're trying to talk hip now. You haven't delivered some smoke? You haven't delivered some work? What is he talking about? Get it off your chest. 800-585-1051. If you need to, Vin, hit us up right now. It's The Breakfast Club. Wake up, wake up.

Wake your ass up. This is your time to get it off your chest. Say it, say it, say it. Whether you're mad or blessed, we want to hear from you on The Breakfast Club. Hello, who's this? Hi, good morning. It's me, Salem. Hey.

Hey, Salem. Hey, Salem. Good morning. You guys, my anxiety is on like 1,000. I need help and I need advice. Talk to me. Okay, so this past weekend I lost my driver's license. And, you know, you need your driver's license to basically live.

How'd you do that? I was at the mall and I let my best friend's two-year-old play with it. But, you know, it's not even the two-year-old's fault. It's my fault. It's really my fault. So, yeah, I lost my driver's license. So now, you know, I have a warrant or whatever. So I don't know what to do. I'm scared to step in the DMV. And then Dallas right

now is doing like this round out. They're just trying to catch everybody with warrants from your job to your house this month. And I don't know what to do because I'm scared. I don't know what to do. I think you should just see and check and see if you got a warrant. You can run your... What are the warrants for? I definitely do. What are the warrants for?

It's like traffic violations. Nothing major, you know. Go pay your tickets. Oh, that's not the problem. I'm going to do that. I'm definitely going to do that. But don't they arrest you right there on the DMV for just like traffic? Our white cameraman, Steve, Steve and the White Demon, he said you should go online and do it.

I don't think you can do it online. I think you've got to go in there. Well, do go ahead and take that out, Sal. You're going to hear me for the next couple of days. Yeah, I'm thinking about it. I already told my manager. Hey, I got this PTO set up, so. Yeah, just go ahead. He'll hold you down, I guess.

Go ahead and take that out. You know what I'm saying? Make sure you got some makeup on for your mugshot. You a pretty girl. You too. But I think you could pay your fines. You could pay your fines online. Go to DMV.com.

I think you could pay your fines online. That's what I was thinking, Evie. If I just start paying, like, right now, just start doing a payment plan, would that help? I don't think you could do a payment plan. I think you got to pay in full to get your license back. How much you owe? Nah, I mean, I probably owe like a good $1,200. I'll just pay that.

You owe $1,200? Jeeks. Yeah, I think I'll just pay that. Salem, I'm going to do something for you right now, okay? Uh-oh, here it go. Here it go. Let's listen. I'm going to pray that you get the money that you need.

I'm going to pray that you get the money you need to pay off your ticket, okay? You foul, man. You're a clown. Have a good one, Salem. Yo, you a foul, man. You a foul, man. I'm going to pray for her. You a foul, man.

I'm going to pray for her. You a foul. Hello, who's this? It's Tan. What's your name? Tan, T-A-N. What's the matter, Tan? Why are you whispering?

You okay? No, I'm not whispering. I actually just woke up. No, I just woke up. I got to look at y'all early in the morning. Okay, good morning. You watching us on Revolt? Yes.

Drop on the cruise, Mom, for Revolt, man. Well, get it off your chest. Get it off my chest. First of all, good morning. I'm calling to say that I'm blessed today. And I love all y'all, especially DJ Enri and Charlemagne. Charlemagne, he's so funny. Thank you, baby.

You're welcome. Anything else? This is awkward. I'm still with her. Yes, you are still with her. Yeah, okay. I think you're trying to turn us on, but it's not doing a good job. I'm touching my nipple a little bit. Nope, I'm a with her. Yes, you are still with her. Yeah, okay. I think you're trying to turn us on, but, you know, it's not doing a good job. I'm touching my nipple a little bit.

Nope, I'm a faithful black man. You silly. Anything else? Yes. I want to know, what do y'all think about the property taxes going up three times? Property taxes went up three times. Where? I didn't hear about that.

What? Yeah, they're saying they're charging everybody for property taxes going up three times. Where you getting this information from, Ted? On the news. I don't know about that. It must be in Jersey. I've actually heard the opposite. Really?

Where you calling from? Cleveland. No. Oh, they charging y'all more money to live in Cleveland now? Yeah. LeBron left. Yeah, but forget him. I'm going to be honest with you.

They should be paying y'all to stay in Cleveland. That's true. That's true. You know what I'm saying? Until they rebuild the Cavs. All right. Have a blessed day, boo. Have a good one.

All right. Salute to Cleveland. Appreciate it. Shout out to Cleveland. Appreciate it. And everybody who listens to us on Don't Get Me to Lie. Come on, find it. Don't Get Me to Lie. What's Cleveland?

Hold on. All right, here it go right here. W-A-K-S-X-1 and W-A-K-S-F-2-9-6-5. The Real 106.1 Cleveland's Real Hip Hop and R&B. That's right. Salute to everybody who listens to us on Real 106.1 in Cleveland. This is The Breakfast Club. Is your country falling apart?

Feeling tired? Depressed? A little bit revolutionary? Consider this. Start your own country. I planted the flag. I just kind of looked out of like, this is mine. I own this.

It's surprisingly easy. There are 55 gallons of water for 500 pounds of concrete. Everybody's doing it. I am King Ernest Emmanuel. I am the Queen of Ladonia. I'm Jackson I, King of Kaperburg. I am the Supreme Leader of the Grand Republic of Mentonia. Be part of a great colonial tradition.

The Waikana tribe owned country. My forefathers did that themselves. What could go wrong? No country willingly gives up their territory. I was making a rocket with a black powder, you know, with explosive warhead. Oh my God. What is that?

Bullets. Bullets. We need help! We still have the off-road portion to go. Listen to Escape from Zakistan. And we're losing daylight fast. That's Escape from Z-A-Q-istan on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts,

or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey guys, I'm Kate Max. You might know me from my popular online series, The Running Interview Show, where I run with celebrities, athletes, entrepreneurs, and more. After those runs, the conversations keep going. That's what my podcast, Run High is all about. It's a chance to sit down with my guests and dive even deeper into their stories, their journeys, and the thoughts that arise once we've hit the pavement together. You know that rush of endorphins you feel after a great workout? Well, that's when the real magic happens. So if you love hearing real inspiring stories from the people, you know, follow and admire join me every week for post run high. It's where we take the conversation

beyond the run and get into the heart of it all. It's lighthearted, pretty crazy, and very fun. Listen to post run high on the I heart radio app Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. As a kid, I really do remember having these dreams and visions, but you just don't know what is going to come for you. Alicia Keys opens up about conquering doubt, learning to trust herself, and leaning into her dreams. I think a lot of times we are built to doubt the possibilities for ourselves. For self-preservation and protection, it was literally that step by step. And so I discovered that that is how we get where we're going. This increment of small, determined moments. Alicia shares her wisdom on growth, gratitude, and the power of love. I forgive myself. It's okay. Like grace. Have grace with

yourself. You're trying your best and you're going to figure out the rhythm of this thing. Alicia Keys, like you've never heard her before. Listen to On Purpose with Jay Shetty on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy, Angela Yee, Charlamagne Tha Guy. We are The Breakfast Club. We got a special guest in the building, Humble The Poet. Thank you so much for having me. Welcome, sir. I've read two great books this year. I've read more than two books, but my two favorite books are Digital Minimalism and this book right here called Unlearned by my man Humble the Poet.

You know why? Because when I saw the title of the book, I said that is what I'm doing at this point in my life more so than anything. Unlearning. So what's more important, learning or unlearning, Humble? It's definitely unlearning. I think at this point, you know, there's not really a generation gap. It's just people who are open to new ideas and people who are not open to new ideas. If you're not open to new ideas, the only way you can do that is to let go of old ideas. So some stuff that mattered when we were teenagers doesn't matter no more. We had to let that go. Not only does it not matter, it just don't serve us anymore. Yeah, exactly. I mean, again, a lot of us grew up in challenging neighborhoods. A lot of us grew up in challenging situations. You get certain certain strategies you put up certain guards and it made sense back then and then you come into a whole

different world and it doesn't matter anymore and now it's just holding you back yes so now life is the obstacles straight up well let's let's let's bring it back let's let's find out who humble the poet is yes where you from what you do because when they google you it's more than just a book it is you rap as well so explain to people who you are i get real busy i'm from the beautiful city of toronto born and raised and i was an elementary school teacher i was working as a school teacher and i discovered spoken word poetry i saw someone perform and fell in love with it and i was like it's a great way to meet girls i can do this so i'm performing doing it for fun from that transition into music

uh you know just put a beat on the back, started rapping on that, fell in love with lyricism, was doing that, but just doing it for fun. Never thought, never saw no one looking like me doing it, so never thought I could do it on a bigger level. So you did all this while you were still being the teacher? While I'm a teacher. So I'm just doing this, putting stuff on, putting lyrics videos on YouTube,

not even showing my face. At this point, I didn't even have the confidence to do that. So your students had no idea that they're a teacher? In the first couple years, no. and then eventually they figured it out as i got a little bit more and more popular in the city and i started putting out music videos kind of learning the game and then about probably a couple of years into it then like the students knew and they'd be like mr singh we see you swearing on the internet and our parents saw you on tv and everything so uh but everyone was cool with it uh you know i grew up in a neighborhood that was all

hip-hop as well. And from there, I fell in love with the lifestyle. And teachers, in Canada at least, we get paid in the summer. So I used to spend my summers just being a wild artist. Just balling out. Balling out, knowing I had money coming in from a teaching job. And I fell in love with the life. I'm hanging out with people who are nickel and diamond trying to make it all happen just

through rap. And I had a little bit of a cushion with me but at the end of 2010 i met some dudes that were like yo we can get you a deal and this will pay you more than you get as a teacher and you know without thinking about it because i was just in love with the idea i left everything and i and i got into into music and it took me about a year to realize that this deal wasn't happening it's part of the journey that you're on. Yeah, exactly. And that's the thing. As Jay-Z says, the loss ain't a loss, it's a lesson.

And that's exactly what happened. I learned from it. So it took me about a year to figure it out. And by then, I was living off credit cards, living off line of credit, borrowing money. I was like 80 grand in debt. I had no way to make no money. And I was just feeling sorry for myself and taking muscle relaxers and a whole bunch of other stuff and just lying in bed avoiding everybody and then after about two weeks it was

it was actually J. Cole dollar in the dream part three where he goes you know you're gonna let this let you turn bitter and cold or you're gonna flip this dollar turn into a dream and it's probably that two weeks of rest as well but I got up and I just like snapped and I was just like I have to do something and step one was take responsibility stop feeling sorry for yourself stop blaming other people you're not a victim you always the only way you have power is when you find the responsibility in the story where you could have done something different and where I had control so I had control in terms of who I trusted I had control in terms of was I listening to somebody's words which sounded nice was I

paying attention to their actions? Because actions scream, words whisper. And it took me about four years to get my ass out of debt, and it came from selling everything I had, moving back with my mom and dad, doing the struggling artist life that I was avoiding for so long, booking my own shows, 50 people in a room. At the same time, I just kept writing.

When my studio guy stopped picking up the phone because he was having his own domestic issues, I was like, I don't know what to do. And then my friend, Lily Singh, she's like, figure out what you can do by yourself. And I'm like, I can write. She goes, just start writing. So I just kept writing. And I was really getting upset at all the Tumblr quotes and all these motivational quotes I was reading because there's nothing in there that was practical. It was just like, you know, everything will work out. Just believe, just have faith. And I was like, how am I going to pay my mortgage

with your motivational quotes? I needed to focus on something way more pragmatic. And when she was like, focus on what you can do by yourself, I just started writing and posting up on my Facebook back then. And people were like, yo, you're telling me my story. You know, it sounds like you live in my head. And people are like, you should write a book. And I was like, I don't know how to do that either and then i learned about crowdfunding and actually

crowdfunded this book all right we got more with humbler paul when we come back don't move it's the breakfast club good morning morning everybody is dj envy angela yee charlamagne the guy we are the breakfast club we're still kicking it with humbler poet now what did your mom say about you going from a teacher to now rapper and author? So they saw that I was working and they were supportive. But when I had to come back, kind of, you know, with my head down, tail between my legs, a little bit broken. There was a lot of I told you so. But I had to eat that because it wasn't like it wasn't my fault. Right. You know, I had to own that. You have to own the consequences of what you do.

So I owned it and I just had to kind of start from zero and build myself back up and just learning different people's stories. You know, a big one for me was uh the 50th law 50 cent i have chapters you quote 50 in this book a lot you know a word from 50 cent i wonder why 50 meant so much to you uh at that point it was probably just because i i picked up the 50th law and i just spent a lot of time reading that and i love that book it's an amazing book and a lot of it had to do with just fear fear and also the reading that. I love that book. It's an amazing book. And a lot of it had to do with just fear. Fear. And also the idea that, listen, being an opportunistic person does not mean a negative thing.

It means you're finding opportunity in every situation. So when this man got shot nine times, he figured out a way to turn that into a marketing ploy. He figured out a way to sell off that. He turned himself into an eight-figure guy off that. And really understanding that there is no good and bad i was thinking real simple back then like this is good news this is bad news this is a good person this is a bad person and he really that book really helped me see the gray and really start to realize that hey in every situation if i stop judging it and spend more time understanding it a lot more is going to come from that and once i understood

situations i found more opportunities and now it's like every as I said, you know, back to Jay-Z, a loss ain't a loss, it's a lesson. And you start picking up all the different jewels and gems when people speak. I mean, I've learned so much from Breakfast Club interviews, anything from like Jay-Z's last interview, from, you know, Russ giving you the blueprint, from Nipsey's interview, learning about the scarcity mindset and the scarcity principles.

It's just you can learn from everybody. Everybody is your teacher when you have an open mind. Even crackheads. Even crackheads. You can learn from that. I want to talk about some of your lessons, man. You say expectations are a bigger enemy to our happiness than our circumstances. Respond on that a little bit. Yeah. So when we're unhappy is when the picture in our head doesn't match the picture in front of us But the problem is we focus on what's happening in front of us, which we don't have a lot of control over So for me it became listen if you're not happy and you feel helpless and you're out of and things are out of control Focus on what's in your power and the number one thing in our power That's always in our power is we can control our expectations

We can control our attitude and we can control our attitude, and we can control our effort. People can't take that away from us. You say it's healthy to have a bunch of emotions occupying your heart as long as you clean up afterwards. So how would you best advise somebody to clean up their emotions? So the analogy that I read that was best is like, you know, all your emotions are important

and you're kind of the hotel room. So every day a new emotion checks in and sometimes the emotions leave the room spick and span spotless and you're grateful to have them. And other rooms just trash it like a rock star. And you own the hotel and it's your job just to clean up and get ready for the next guest. So, you know, every emotion exists for a reason. Like pain is important.

Pain tells us things. You know, regret is important. It tells us something. It tells us to, hey, revisit that memory until you learn something from it from it if you haven't learned nothing from it we're going to keep poking at you until you do um so often we have this idea and i think we got it from tv you know or movies or religion that you know you can live happily ever after you know you hit this certain level now you can just live out your life happy but there's no such thing as everlasting happiness there's there's always going to be. There's always going to be challenges.

There's always going to be bullshit. There's always, no matter who you are, no matter how much money you got, it's always going to be there. Some of us are going to be fortunate enough to choose those problems. Some of us are going to be fortunate enough to be in a situation where those problems are exciting and those challenges are there. But they're not going anywhere. So let go of that promise that you can live happily ever after. Stop looking at somebody's Instagram and thinking that they got it all and they're always happy. We're all dealing with different things.

And the moment you're able to lean into that and you're like, look, I'm looking forward to today's challenges. I'm going to embrace these things. I'm not going to judge today as a good day or a bad day. I think you're completely free. And now you can learn, grow, stay stimulated, and have as much fun as you want on this planet. Alright, well Unlearn, you can pick it up right now. Man, y'all gotta

go get Unlearn. I love it. Thank you so much, man. I'm a little poet. We appreciate you for joining us. It's The Breakfast Club. And thank you for the gifts. Thank you. Are you ready? It's time to shoot your shot. It's time to shoot your shot with The Breakfast Club. This is your one chance.

Don't mess it up. Mess it up. Mess it up. Mess it up. Devontae, what's up? What's up, guys? Who are you trying to shoot your shot with, Devontae? This girl, Latavia.

She works at the pharmacy I go to. All right. You got to go there to pick up your Valtrex every now and then? Or maybe, you know, fix an STD problem? Because I'm letting you know if you got to pick up your Valtrex every now and then? Or maybe, you know, fix an STD problem? Because I'm letting you know if you got to pick up your Valtrex. I don't think this is a good idea to shoot your shot if she knows what she's giving you. Nah, she's just dope, man. I don't even have a prescription there.

I just go there once a week to get, like, a pack of gum or something. And then you go to the pharmacy register just to go see her? Yeah. She definitely thinks you have an STD and too scared to get the prescription, bro. I don't know. I don't know. I'm scared to shoot my shot. I was hoping y'all could help me. Why are too scared to get the prescription, bro. I don't know. I don't know. I'm scared to shoot my shot. I was hoping y'all could help me.

Why are you scared to shoot your shot, though? Have you ever had a conversation? Yeah, you know, I get the gum, ask her how her day is doing, what's going on. She's going to this or that concert. Not too heavy, though. Now, question. Do you put the gum in your mouth before you talk to her? You know, I usually get a piece and offer her one.

Because if you're talking to her before you put the gum in your mouth, I usually get a piece and offer her one. Because if you're talking to her before you put the gum in your mouth, that's probably why she's not interested because your breath is clearly funky. No, it's like half and half. Half with gum, half without gum. Okay, okay. All right, well, let's get right into it.

I mean, they've only had some brief conversations. All he does is see her when he buys some gum, so I'll be interested to see if she's noticed you. Does she say hi when you walk in? Oh, yeah, yeah. She's very friendly. Okay. It's gotta be a reason that you haven't shot your shot yet other than just nerves. Maybe he's scared. Maybe he got a small wee-wee. I don't know.

Damn. I'm sure she could write him a prescription for something. Maybe you need some Xanny's then for anxiety. I don't have a prescription for it. You know where I could get some? Yeah, the girl. Once you shoot your shot. Hold on. We're in the middle of shoot your shot.

We have Devontae on the line. Now, Devontae, go ahead. Shoot your shot, man. Make that phone call. Hello? Hey, what's up, Natalia? Who's this? Devante from the pharmacy.

Devante from the pharmacy? How'd you get my number? You gave it to me, remember? No, I don't remember. I never gave you mine. Wait, please don't say it. What do you want? Well, you didn't actually give me your number. You actually gave me your name, and then I searched Facebook, and your number came up.

Jesus Christ. Are you kidding me? Okay, you got to stop. You did not tell us this part. I'm sorry. Let's have you. We're from the Breakfast Club. Hello?

Yes. Hey, what up? It's DJ MV, Angela Yee, Charlamagne from the Breakfast Club, Mama. Yeah, we're doing shoot- What the hell is going on? We thought that you gave him your number, and so he was calling to shoot his shot because he has a crush on you. He said he comes in there all the time to buy gum.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. The dude that buys gum. I don't even fucking put his change in his hand. Like, I put it on the... Oh, my God. He is the creepiest. Uh-oh.

Why is he calling me? I don't understand why he's calling me. He's still on the phone. He can hear you. He can hear you. He's here. At this point, I don't even care because you're talking about you looked up my number on Facebook? That's weird.

Yeah, it's kind of weird. That's like American psycho shit. No, no, no. Not really because Facebook does provide this kind of information, but I do think I wish we would have asked him, you know, did he get your number before, Han? But wait, why is he calling me? I'm not understanding. He wants to have sex with you. No, no, he wants to take you out on a date.

He wants to take you out on a date. Why would I go out with 5 billion people on the planet and you think I would go out with this dude? Devontae, speak! No, no, no, no, no, no. Devontae, speak! You have the name of a member of I just want to take you out on a date and then have sex with you. Oh, my goodness.

What? Hey, he keeping it 100, though, okay? No. Well, let me keep it 100. Devontae has adult acne. I can't even get past that. So we're not even doing it like that. No.

Are you kidding me? All right, Devontae. He's trying to figure me out. No, Devontae, please. And let me tell you, I'm giving out medicine for diabetes, for HIV, for cancer, and this is coming every day buying gum. Do you know how creepy that shit is? Okay.

No. Listen, first of all, why don't you prescribe him something for his adult acne? Should he go see a dermatologist? I have a great one. Her name is Dr. Natasha Sandy. Any last words, Devante? I mean, I don't know why she's being like that. I always offer a piece of gum when I come here.

And that's creepy. I don't think you should tell a guy like this any last words. So it can't be that creepy. And you chew it. And I chew it, really? Okay. All right, that's enough. You chew can't be that creepy and you chew it. And I chew it really? Okay. That's enough. You chew it all nice

and slow, flirt with me. You know you love me, girl. Yeah, why are you taking the gun from him? Why are you leading him on by taking the gun from him?

I've never taken a gun from him. I've never taken a gun from him. He's a liar. Latavia? Oh my God. I have a video.

I Snapchat it. Latavia? What? Next time he comes in there, I will call the police, man. He's creepy as hell. Yeah, Latavia, you might need to get a rich man. Are y'all helping him? No, I'm not.

I didn't know. We didn't know. I'm sorry. We didn't know. Hey, Devontae, your mother or father was clearly a Jodeci fan, okay? Because they named you Devontae. Are you familiar with Devontae Swing from Jodeci? Yeah.

Okay. He did a Juicy Fruit commercial back in the day, right? Oh, my goodness. I don't know anything about it. I don't know anything about it. Latavi, I'm sorry. All right, we got to go. We got things to do.

I'm sorry. Sorry, I'm sorry. We need time. Devontae, have a blessed day. Stop stalking women, okay? All right, I'll see you next week, girl. Oh, my goodness. Oh!

Oh, my God. I'm a little bit sorry. We're so sorry. We're Latavi. We're so sorry. All right, girl. Oh, my goodness. Oh! Oh, my God. I'm a little bit sorry. We're so sorry. We're so sorry. All right, we got more coming up next. Where to breakfast? Is your country falling apart? Feeling tired?

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Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy, Angela Yee, Charlamagne Tha Guy. We are The Breakfast Club. We have platinum recording artists. The king of R&B. Let's be clear about this. Come on.

The king of R&B is in the goddamn building. Number one on the charts. Okay. Keep it going. The king of R&B for this generation. He was born four generations ago. All right. Lil Duval.

Lil Duval. Come on now. You see the chest hairs? No. It's chest hairs all 2019. Come on. They say you couldn't do it again. They said I couldn't do it again.

They say you was a one hit wonder. They said I was a one-hit wonder and here I go Even though you've been giving them one every year I've been giving the one every year, but we got pull up now You know we doing everything we got pull up. We got living my best life to our we just living baby now Is it true that you um you you will take the stand for Todd dollar sign in order to pay for the future? No Hell no. Oh. Hell no. Ty gonna be all right.

They just want some money from him. It's nothing major, I don't think. It's a little coke. He just got caught with a little personal coke. Who got a start on Duke Coke? Not me. Not this number one artist. There's a picture online with some coke on your nose.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I was wilding. That was just funny. I was being a comedian. That was 10 years ago. That was 10 years ago. You said you used to smoke as a joke? Yeah, yeah. It was'. That was just funny. I was being a comedian. That was 10 years ago. That was 10 years ago. You snorting your coke as a joke? Yeah, yeah.

It was a joke, just having fun. Because I always want to snort because they look like they be having a good time when they be on their coke. But I'm scared I'm going to die. That's how it started. I don't want to die. Here's a secret I didn't want to say.

We was all on drugs back then. So all them wild tweets you used to see. No, I wasn't on drugs. Don't try to... I'm trying to get off the excuse for them old tweets. No, I wasn't on no drugs.'t try to... I'm trying to get off the excuse for them old tweets. No, I wasn't on no drugs. I just started smoking weed three years ago. You know, I don't drink.

You know, I'm just living my best life. We also heard that you actually got your style and everything from Soulja Boy. My style? Everything. Soulja Boy? Yeah. I got my style from Soulja Boy. Okay.

Don't make that up. Soulja Boy came to make hits like me. He didn't say that. Soulja Boy didn't say that. Envy made that up. You sure? Come on, I'll go off now. Soulja Boy was definitely. Don't make that up. Soulja Boy came to make hits like me. He didn't say that. Soulja Boy didn't say that. Envy made that up. You sure? Come on, I'll go off now. Soulja Boy was definitely on the internet before you.

No, he wasn't. That's it. No, he wasn't. Come on now. YouTube it. He was. Why y'all don't want to give big Soulja's credit? He definitely was.

I remember when Soulja Boy came up. No, you didn't. Yes, I do. How? I remember. How? I know Miami Mike. I know College Park.

Okay, so what you know is Kuran. I remember when they signed them. I remember how he blew up. Truth be told. To be real with y'all. How? I know Miami Mike. I know College Park. Okay, so what you know is Kuran. I remember when they signed them. I remember how he blew up, truth be told, to be real with you. How he blew up? He blew up off a viral video with these kids called Cash Camp. They did a dance to Superman, and that went viral. So you were watching him online for a while. Because I was already online.

But you said blowing up? I was already doing skits. He said you wanted to be in his video. No, no. What happened was College online. I was already doing skits. He said you wanted to be in his video. No, no. What happened was College Park. I'm being real with you. So you did it. No, no, no. Listen, listen, listen. The whole story was he had a

video shoot. College Park hit me up and said, hey man, we shooting the video for my young dude, this, that, whatever. I came through. And I wore one of his shirts. It's probably a picture online where it says, Soulja Boy, tell him I had one of his shirts. I was supporting the young dude. So he was his son?

No, he was my son. If you had his shirt on, that means you were his son. If you wear his shirt. Will you support your kids? Come on. All these my kids. These are facts. I'm 41.

These are facts. How are your kids, shorty? Come on, man. Y'all know who's here. I'm just playing with them. But I'm 41. These are facts. How are your kids, shorty? Come on, man. Y'all know who's here. I'm just playing, though. But I'm serious. I got a new song called Pull Up. Pull Up!

Come on. As a matter of fact, let's play it. I want to play it. Y'all ever had somebody premiere their song on our show? All the time. All the time. Not like this. It's just a radio show.

It wasn't a premiere. We played it last week. Y'all did? Yes. Not a premiere. We played it a couple times this week. But was I here? No.

Play it. So you don't want to talk too much until you get your song played? Play it. But it's not just one. It's like 70, 80. 70, 80? Yeah, we on in 90, Marcus.

Who counting? Let's do a real interview now. Okay, come on. So is there pressure for you to have another number one hit song after you've had one? Nah, because I just do it for fun. I just try to put out that vibe out there.

I'm not trying to be the best singer. I'm not trying to be the best rapper. I'm just being Duvall, putting out that energy, putting out that love, putting out that happiness, putting out that joy. Oh, so you the king of R and energy? Yes. Oh, that's hard.

I'ma tweet that. King of R and vibes. Nah, R and energy. I don't like R and energy. Yeah, yeah,. King of R and vibes. Nah, R and energy. I don't like R and energy. Yeah, yeah, the king of R and energy. What happened to the remix? I thought we were getting a remix to Live In My Best Life. Nah, I said if Will Smith don't do it, I ain't doing no remix. So what happened with Will Smith?

He didn't do it. I don't know, he frightened you. He didn't do it. It looked like it was coming up. You thought it was going to happen. Nah, I had inside words from a couple people telling me he want to do it, he going to do it. So I was like, all right, if he do it, it it's cool if he didn't I ain't gonna be mad he was vibing to it on his gram when they're vibing to it everybody vibes to

it I'm always my man boy do if your boy happy up get you a new homeboy I read that in a meme. Did you ever meet Oprah? I see Oprah vibe into it, too. Man, Oprah been curving me since I tried to hit up in the DMs. You really would have hit up? No. Nah, Oprah hit me. Well, she left a comment.

When she left a comment. No, that wasn't. That was OWN Magazine. Same thing. You thought it was wide open. A win is a win. It's Oprah Magazine, not OWN Magazine. Don't steal my joy.

Come on, it's her magazine. When they left that comment, I was like, there is a chance. So I was DMing her all the time. She never replied. So you think that Oprah DMs from the Oprah magazine account? I was waiting to see if it said seen. If it said seen... Oh, you was DMing

Oprah? No, I was DMing. I was like, hey, boo. Just saying hello. Every morning. Good morning, beautiful. And it never saw seen? Nah, I was DMing. I was like, hey, boo. Just saying hello. Every morning. Good morning, beautiful. And it never saw a scene? Nah, it never said a scene. I think she saw it. You know how you see it, but you don't open it. She probably put her

on airplane mode and then looked at it. Speaking of airplanes, you just bought two of them. Wait a minute. You can put your phone on airplane mode? Oh, I didn't tell y'all about that. Oh, my God. What are you talking about? What you mean? Like, if you want to look at the DM and they don't see you look at it, you just put it on airplane mode, close it out, and look.

Are you sure that works? It works for me. People say they ain't, they like, you don't never look at my stuff. I say I do. Yo, this guy is crazy. What about them two planes you just bought, though? You bought two planes? Come on, now.

You're talking about one. Now another one. You got two? Listen, I don't want y'all to think I'm out here super balling or nothing like that. I bought two small planes. One of them I bought to learn how to fly. The other one I bought to work in, to go on my tour, living my best life tour this year. That's amazing.

So they're not drones. They're actual planes. No, they're real planes, man. The first one's small, like a LaBama plane. Yeah, but it's a good plane. Does that scare you? No. We've been flying most of our career. Haven't you been flying? You've been flying on big planes.

So you know how to fly the plane, your actual pilot. I'm learning. I'm learning. It's just like when I started scuba diving. I didn't get my certification until like two years after. I wouldn't recommend nobody else do that, but I learn as I go. that's how I'm doing now we can expect most of your songs to be this good fun positive energy vibe yeah a feel-good vibe that's what I try to this way we pull up pull up everybody tell me like I'm the life of the party I bring joy to the world so that's what this song by

introduce the record the name of the song is called pull up featuring Ty Dolla $ign it's's a loving, joyful song. Let's get into it right now. It's the breakfast song. Alright, that was Lil Duvall with Pull Up. You know what would really take that record to the next level? A feature from Soulja Boy. Right now? Come on now. Soulja Boy? Soulja?

Like a remix? Soulja? Pull Out. Come on. Nah, I can't do it. I'm good. I like the joy gas on it. I'm thinking about putting a rap on there. Who y'all think I should put on there? Soulja! No, a real rapper. Who y'all think I should put on there?

Oh, okay. Keep playing with Soulja now. Soulja gonna be on your ass on the ground. Here come the videos of me. Come on. Come on. But make sure you put pull up in the song in the background. Now, rest in peace to Kool-Aid.

Yeah, rest in peace to my man Kool-Aid. How did that affect you? Kool-Aid, Yeah, rest in peace to my man Kool-Aid. How did that affect you? Kool-Aid, I mean, it affected me, but it affected me because I had time to plan for it. Like, I've been knowing Kool-Aid for, like, 17 years. And he found out he had cancer, like, five years ago. And so the last year, that's when he came out. So we was already preparing ourselves for it. But even when you prepare for it, you still feel a certain type of way.

But I don't feel no hurt from it because I knew it was going to happen. And I think he was here for as long as he was supposed to be here. But I just blessed to that. Because believe it or not, I really believe I met God through him. Really? Yeah. You've always had a strong relationship with God. So explain.

I just felt like I met God through him because just everything, how it played out, how everything happened, and just like when I went to him on his deathbed and just the situation when we was talking. I mean, well, he wasn't talking. When did Kool-Aid pass? In December. December.

December. I don't know. Oh, he didn't cry. It's okay, man. I mean, I cry, but I don't cry because I'm hurt. I cry because— I see you posting so much. I didn't know. I honestly didn't know. Oh, I didn't cry. It's okay, man. No, I mean, I cry, but I don't cry because I'm hurt. I cry because... I see you posting so much. I didn't know.

I honestly didn't know. I just seen you post the other day talking about when he was in the bed and he was like, you guys are talking about your life is so bad. Look at Kool-Aid. He found about this and stuff. Oh, yeah, yeah. Because that's where Living My Best Life came from. That's where it was inspired from.

So you thought he was still alive? I honestly did. I swear to God. But that's what social media do. Like, if I'm posting it... If I miss a post, I miss the post. Yeah, we all do. But the energy of him, it seemed like he was still alive.

Even in them posts that I post, he was hurt. I mean, he was hurting. He could barely walk, do anything. But he was still living his best life. That's why I don't feel too sorry for people that complain about stuff. Because if he was happy like that, because as soon as he found out, we was like, all right, we finna live live this until you stop and that's what we did so that's why i wasn't hurt from it because he did everything he wanted to do even at the end i kind of knew he was gonna go and he kind of knew but we

didn't say nothing but we knew what it was you know what i'm saying so it was just i just felt like i was able to meet god and he put a lot of good stuff in me in that time that he was here all right yeah now what's better the comedy money or the music money? It ain't about the money with me. I'm just asking what's up. She ain't ask you that. She ask you a simple question. It ain't about finances.

Honestly, I ain't seen no music money yet. Not yet? No, not from the song. They say you're supposed to be doing money. Just from performing. I mean, from performing, yeah. Six months, you usually start getting some money. It's been six months yet?

I don't know. If it come, it come. I mean, it's don't come. Empire told me that Smile Bitch has generated $35 million. Man, don't you go with that. I'm more s***. That's them Soulja Boy s***. That's them Soulja Boy numbers.

Millions of millions. It don't matter how many. It don't matter. $30 million, $2 million. Ain't no difference. That's what Soulja Boy said. It really ain't no difference on the gram. Nah, it ain't.

You can flex. You can buy anything with $2 million that you can buy with $30 million. It ain't no difference. Yeah, right. I wouldn't say that. Well, most things. The flex on Instagram. On the gram.

Yeah, you can buy all the jewelry, all the cars, rent the cars, get you a jet, rent that. I can put $100,000 in 50s on the gram right now and say it's a million and people will believe me. Yeah. Did you see that show when they show the dude put, what's that show when they, The carjacking show. The carjacking show. They put a bag of money in there and the boys walk by and say,

that's $20 million. No, he didn't. He said, man, it might be a billion dollars in that bag. A billion? A billion. A billion.

It might be a billion dollars in that bag. They don't know the difference in money, man. These young kids stupid. Now, what were your thoughts on the Surviving R. Kelly documentary? And the reason I ask you because you have been on the internet for money, man. These young kids stupid. Now, what were your thoughts on the Surviving R. Kelly documentary? And the reason I ask you

because you have been on the internet for a long time and you did a spoof R. Kelly interview back in the day. Yeah. And do you feel like comedians should like

stop making jokes about it after watching the documentary? No, but I think the documentary shows a reflection of society as a whole on what we're dealing with. And it's just like you look in the mirror because everybody has something like that person in their life.

To me, it's bigger than just messing with a young girl. I think it's just taking advantage of the weak. And that can be any age. So we need to address that more than anything. And then if you address that, then that'll kill all that because that's all they're doing is trying to get somebody that's weak. And young people are easy to manipulate. Abuse of power. Yeah, it's abuse of power any type of way. So it's

bigger than just messing with young girls. To me, it's bigger than, it's being just... It's like manipulation and taking advantage of... Abuse of power. Yeah, abuse of power and that's what all they do. They prey on the weak. If you prey on the weak, it's wrong any type of way. And that's how I feel about all that. When we get that done,

then all that stuff will trickle down the ecosystem and make it right. No, that's true, because if you think of every power dynamic, racism is a power dynamic. It's white supremacy versus the minorities. It's power. It's all blended in one. It's all blended in one. And that comes from just being the change you want to see and just

trying to put that into your own community. And then it'll trickle down into everything else. Ooh, that was good. That was good. That was good. And I ain't even thinking. That was freestyle.

Did you have a conversation with your daughter after? No, I didn't. I think she's too young right now. How old is she? She'll be 11 on the 27th. But you got to start talking to her now. You don't have to talk to her about it because you know what happened with the R. Kelly

stuff, it made the young people that didn't know him, know him. So the young girls that's chasing them, young dudes, that made them turn them on. So you just opened up

a whole nother Pandora box. Had you not even brought them up, like you gotta kill people with silence. You gotta ignore it and then they'll die down because he was dying down. But not even,

even aside from just R. Kelly, just a conversation about, listen, you gotta talk to me about anything. One thing I talked to her about, I did talk to you about human trafficking. That's worse than me. Lord have mercy. You can't even avoid that, especially like in Atlanta and stuff.

They said they cracking down on that for Super Bowl. It's impossible to crack down. Have you seen that movie about it? No. You know, with Laz Alonzo and all them. Dion Taylor produced it. But it's really real. Like trafficking. Deion Taylor produced it but it's really real like trafficking you got certain

cities in America that the whole city has made their money off of trafficking so they let it go is it that big in Atlanta? yes really?

yeah I didn't even realize cause you know you see the little signs in the airport that say if you see somebody human trafficking I didn't realize

like they are really it's like they just preying on the younger what does that look like though? what does human trafficking look like? I don't know i think it's more so like i guess it's just making people aware because it and it didn't do it at first but then after a while i started putting two or two together so i guess it's like they had some they had some dude pulling up in

the school bus going to kids you know and kids get on the bus and they got like damn that's what's real that's the big issue, you know. So that's what I talk to her about. Like the other stuff, I think a lot of stuff, the way I raise her, it'll kind of, she won't have to deal with these dudes that's preying on young dudes because, I mean, preying on young girls because she got a father figure for the most part. And she know, and the way I move, they follow by, people follow more than they listen. You know, you can talk to your kids all day,

but they really go by what you do. So I try to be the example that I want her to see, be the type of dude that I want her to be with. It's really that simple, all that talking. Did it work for y'all when y'all was young? My parents didn't talk to me about it. Some of it, a little bit. You know what it is, later on in life,

later on in life you see it. After you live, you like, damn, he was right, my dad was right, and my mom was right. My dad was right. My mom was right. But a lot of stuff that stuck with me from my family was stuff that they did. Like, I have to eat at a table just because I was raised like that. It wasn't she told me. It's just we always did it. So a lot of stuff was by the action she did more so than what she said.

So that's what I try to do with my daughter. All right. We have more with Lil Duval when we come back. Don't move. It's the Breakfast Club. Morning everybody, it's DJ Envy, Angela Yee, Charlamagne Tha Guy, we are The Breakfast Club. Lil Duval is here.

Charlamagne. If you was Kevin Hart, how would you have handled that Oscar situation? Like I said, told him before, you care too much. He care way too much about stuff that don't really matter in his life. He looked at stress on this show the other day. He looked like he tired of this shit.

He tired of talking about it. I'm not going to lie. He's been running around doing a lot. I hosted a screen the day before. No, that looked like more than just the awesome. No, he was fun to sleep. That looked like life. That looked like he tired of everything.

He looked like he tired of working. He need to come down to my house and chill and vibe. Which house? Either one. What do you think? Y'all keep trying to throw this money stuff out. You got it. I don't promote money like that, man,

because the money ain't... You don't promote money? We just seen you take a picture in front of your private plane. It'd be like my plane. Just bought another plane. That's a little plane. And they was killing me about my Alabama plane.

I don't care about that, because I do it to inspire people to get more. Well, with that, I try to get more people into aviation and flying more, because from what I've that, I try to get more people into aviation and flying more because from what I've seen, I've seen a whole other world since I've been getting in and flying planes. Like, a lot of people do it, and we ain't doing it.

So it's like, we probably need to get more into flying. But isn't it really expensive? No, I save money. That's why I say I use it for tour because it might cost my plane $600, $700 to fill up. If I put four people in it, I save money on Delta. I ain't got to pay Delta. But then don't you have to- How far can you fly though?

Yeah, you got to pay for a pilot. But still, if I'm spending- Two pilots. Why don't you just meet one? If I got five people with me, that's about $4,000 in itself, ain't it? If you fly in first class. I mean, well, let's say $3,000 then. Right.

That's still more than what I'm going to spend on flying my own plane. But how much does a plane cost? I mean, it costs. How much does a pilot pay? One pilot or two pilots? I'm saying for me. It ain't for the average person. But for people, when you get to a certain level in your life where you can, it makes sense.

And I can write it off in my business. You let people borrow your plane? No, I'm not that guy. I'm not an Airbnb. How far can you fly in the plane? In mine, I can go about 500 miles. So how long is that? What's that about?

About four and a half, five hours. About four and a half hours. Okay, okay, okay. About four and a half. But I ain't going to never go that far in that plane. If I got to go out West Coast, I'm going to just fly a regular plane. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But you got to pay one pilot or you got to have two pilots?

That's another thing. That's why I got the plane I got because only one pilot got to fly. I don't need two pilots because if you get a jet and stuff, you need two pilots and that's more money. Right. I'm wrist broke.

I know what I'm doing. I'm not trying to ball and trying to stun. I do it to show people there's other ways to come up and make money and enjoy. And I like flying. I like to fly. Do you have 20-20 vision money and enjoy. And I like flying. I like the vibe.

Do you have 20-20 vision? Huh? Do you have 20-20 vision? Yeah. Actually, I really do. Oh, do you? I don't know yet. I ain't took the test yet.

I'm still learning. I'm learning how to take off, land, little stuff like that. But I'm going to eventually get to it. Now, talk about this post you posted this morning. Uh-oh. You said, no woman has all five. One, the ability to know what they want to eat. Come on. Two You said no woman has all five. One, the ability to know what they want to eat.

Come on. Two, a father figure. Come on. Three, fire. Come on, fire. It's fire. Fire. Fire.

No R. Fire. Fire. Four, don't want to be popular. And five, common sense. Common sense. I was just with him at the last one

just to piss him off. So you don't think no woman has all five of those? He's lying. I don't think all women is hard. Most women besides big girls, it's hard for them to figure out what they want. That's true. What do you want to eat?

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. You know, big girls know what's up. They know what all the restaurants have. Why you have to talk about big girls? No, I'm not talking bad on them. Because they show love.

That was my goal for 2019. I want to have sex with a big girl. I've never had. You've never had sex with a big girl? Nah. I like wax. That's wax specialty. Specialty.

Yeah, but the wax got curvy big girls. I don't like box built. Big, big girls. Yeah, I don't like box built girls. I like curvy. She looked like she used to be fine when she was young. You might not be able to handle a curvy big girl. I'm going to try.

Now, we got five women in here. Now, how do y'all feel about that list? What do you think? I think it's a lie. Which one you think You got all those things? You got all of them? Yeah, all of them.

I'm good. You know what you want to eat? A father figure? Mm-hmm. You got five s***? Of course. Okay. Don't want to be popular?

I'm chilling. No, you popular. That's where you messed up. I be chilling. You ain't got common sense in here. I don't try to be popular. You be chilling.

Come on. All three of us are here to know. You should see our text thread. We ain't got no goddamn text thread. Okay. Taylor, what about you? I have a father figure. Okay.

So that's it. So that's it with you? That shit went straight to father figure. My dad in my life. That's one thing for sure. My dad there. No, you said father figure. Oh, father figure. My dad in my life. That's one thing for sure. My dad there. No, you said father figure. Oh, father figure.

That's all right. She has a zaddy. A zaddy? That don't count. You f***ing it. That don't count. Anything with a Z and daddy, you f***ing it. Just kidding.

But, bro. Got five s***. Okay. That's hard for the fourth one. Don't want to be part of it. That's right. But when that camera on, she could jump in front of it. No.

Hey, real talk. No, no, because... You came over here so fast. Real talk. That's one of the reasons why I don't like young girls no more because every one of them that I've met want to be popular. Every one of them. When you say popular, what do you mean by that? Just want to be in front of the camera.

Like you right now. I'm answering a question. Because when I'm talking about my work, yes, I want it to be in front of the camera. Like you right now. No, I'm answering questions. All right. Because when I'm talking about my work, yes, I want it to be popular. Yes. You want your work to be popular. Yeah. But you don't want to be in front of the camera.

If I go to your Instagram right now, you ain't got no thirst tracks. Mad pictures. Come on. She going to Aruba in March. Yeah, yeah. She going to Aruba in March. Look at you. And she getting skinny now. Come on.

You want to fly with me on my plane? She calls herself fun size. Fun size. Huh? She calls herself fun size. So fun size. She calls herself fun size. She fun size? How much you weigh? I'm looking for somebody like 200. Where you at? You 160?

What? He said 160. God damn, Duval. You weigh more than me. On camera with us two together, she going to look about 160, 180 next to me. I'm naked. She there.

This is Duval got a big bitch. This interview ain't going right because y'all my friends. And it's always, all right. Hey, I got a new song called Pull Up. I got a tour coming up. Okay. I got a tour. Living my best life tour.

Because you do want women to pull up on you because it's too cold to go outside. No, pull up is just bring that, you over there depressed over there. There's a party going over here. Only thing missing is you.

Pull up. That's what it is. Come over here to this vibe. Only thing missing is you. My goodness. Come on. You see how I made it? Living my best life tour.

When did that start? That started on the 26th or 25th. 25th in Buffalo. I be in Buffalo and I go to Baltimore then I go to Baltimore, then I go to Columbus, Ohio, and then I forgot the other dates,

but just go on Ticketmaster.com. You'll see all the dates. But what is this tour, though? You're singing? You're doing comedy? What you doing? It's Duval. Duval is just, I'm trying to take it

to where it used to be back in the day with the Rat Pack and just entertainment shows. Like, back in the day, everybody did more than one thing, and that's what I think back in the day, everybody did more than one thing. And that's what I think the next generation doing. They doing more than one thing. So you're like Sammy Davis Jr.? Yeah, I am Sammy Davis Duvall.

Come on. So, yeah, that's what I'm doing. So I'm doing comedy. I'm doing variety. I'm doing stuff with the crowd, engaging the crowd. I'm taking, like, the 85 South Show. I'm trying to... Carlos Miller.

Carlos Miller. Chico Bean. Chico Bean. Shout out to them. I think they funny as hell and I think they podcasting. So I'm just trying to bring a different element

in entertainment and enjoyment. I want you to leave my show and be like, I had a good time. You taking Andrew Schultz on today? Andrew Schultz,

shout out Andrew Schultz. You know, I'm trying to take anybody, and it ain't just focused on just comedians. It's just everything and I might have surprise guests,

you know what I'm saying guests come out and perform. Stuff like that. Just come out to the show. It's better for you than it is for me because I'm here to entertain y'all. Duval just came here for us to play a song. That's it. We talking too much. Play it again. I'm going to get it on in the mix again.

Play it again now. You're not going to put it in the mix. That's what you tell the mother******. Play mine right after this go off. I'll introduce it again now. You know I'm going to put you in the mix. That's what you tell the mother. Play mine right after this go off. I'll introduce it again. Put the camera back on me. How y'all doing? Little Duval. Big Duval.

I went from smile bitch to pull up. Play it now. It's the breakfast club. Good morning. Is your country falling apart? Feeling tired? Depressed? A little bit revolutionary?

Consider this. Start your own country. I planted the flag. I just kind of looked out of like, this is mine. I own this. It's surprisingly easy. There are 55 gallons of water for 500 pounds of concrete. Everybody's doing it. I am King Ernest Emmanuel. I am the Queen of Laudonia. I'm Jackson I, King of Capraburg.

I am the Supreme Leader of the Grand Republic of Mentonia. Be part of a great colonial tradition. The Waikana tribe owned country. My forefathers did that themselves. What could go wrong? No country willingly gives up their territory. I was making a racket with a black powder, you know, with explosive warhead. Oh my God.

What is that? Bullets. Bullets. We need help! We still have the off-road portion to go. Listen to Escape from Zakistan. And we're losing daylight fast. That's Escape from Z-A-Q-istan on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

Hey guys, I'm Kate Max. You might know me from my popular online series, The Running Interview Show, where I run with celebrities, athletes, entrepreneurs, and more. After those runs, the conversations keep going. That's what my podcast, Post Run High, is all about. It's a chance to sit down with my guests and dive even deeper into their stories, their journeys, and the thoughts that arise once we've hit the pavement together. You know that rush of endorphins you feel after a great workout? Well, that's when the real magic happens. So if you love hearing real, inspiring stories from the people you know, follow, and admire, join me every week for Post Run High. It's where we take

the conversation beyond the run and get into the heart of it all. It's lighthearted, pretty crazy, and very fun. Listen to Post Run High on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. As a kid, I really do remember having these dreams and visions, but you just don't know what is going to come for you. Alicia Keys opens up about conquering doubt, learning to trust herself and leaning into her dreams. I think a lot of times we are built to doubt the possibilities for ourselves. For self-preservation and protection. It was literally that step by step. And so I discovered that that is how we get where we're going. This increment of small,

determined moments. Alicia shares her wisdom on growth, gratitude, and the power of love. I forgive myself. It's okay. Like grace. Have grace with yourself. You're trying your best and you're gonna figure out the rhythm of this thing. Alicia Keys, like you've never heard her before. Listen to On Purpose with Jay Shetty on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. It's your boy LeDoubon. Wake your ass up now. The Breakfast Club on. Charlemagne, say the gang. Don't get out of shape, man. You are a donkey. It's time for Donkey of the Day.

Donkey of the Day does not discriminate. I might not have the song of the day, but I got the donkey of the day. So if you ever feel I need to be a donkey, man, hit it with the heat. It's the Breakfast Club, bitches. Now, I've been called a lot in my 23 years But donkey of the day is a new one Okay well donkey of the day Goes to a 50 year old man in Detroit

Whose name has not been released But he went to war with a cockroach And the cockroach won Let me tell you something If you have ever tried to kill a cockroach You understand the struggle Okay I grew up in a single wide trailer On a dirt road in Mouse Corner South Carolina

Drop on a clues box in South Carolina, damn it. Okay. On that dirt road, the cockroaches were indestructible. Were they the ones with the wings? We're going to get there. We're going to get there. I'm talking the ones that, I'm talking the ones, man, I'm talking the ones you may grab a shoe and hit a

cockroach with all your might and it'll run through that hit like Dallas Cowboys running back Ezekiel Elliott runs through linebackers. Okay, see when you hit that cockroach, all your might, and it'll run through that hit like Dallas Cowboys running back Ezekiel Elliott runs through linebackers, okay? See, when you hit that cockroach, you have to hit it with something hard and heavy because if you try to use like a flip-flop or a balled-up newspaper or magazine, that cockroach will not be phased. In fact, you may take that cockroach and just make them mad.

And when cockroaches get mad, as Angelique just said, they fly. Oh, yes, cockroaches fly. It's a superpower you don't even realize they have, just like Captain Marvel. Okay, one minute you're minding your business, trying to murder a cockroach. Next minute, it's a full-on aerial attack. And the only thing you can do is spray the whole scene with reed, which could potentially end up killing you and the cockroach. All right?

Cockroaches bite as well. They do? Oh, it's not a common thing. I didn't know that cockroaches bite. Yes, they do. It's not a common thing. I didn't know that cockroaches bite. Yes, they do. It's not a common thing. I'm horrified of cockroaches. I'm not going to lie.

Listen, it's not a common thing, but they do actually bite. I don't even care if it's small. Let's think of the small cockroach. It's roaches and then it's cockroaches. Okay. I didn't know that. Don't think a cockroach bite can't happen to you because, you know, a lot of us out here believe we're going to win the Powerball.

So if you believe that you are one of the one in 292 million people that can win the Powerball, then please believe you can get bit by a cockroach. I'm just trying to paint the picture of how dangerous cockroaches are. That's why I'm glad to see the fear in your eye this morning, Angela Yee, for cockroaches. I'm just thinking about it. It's just disgusting. Oh, it's a struggle. And it's one of the main reasons the only cockroach we acknowledge is Theo Huxtable's best friend. If you don't get the reference, do your Googles.

I don't have time to explain. Now, this 50-year-old man in Detroit went to war with a cockroach we acknowledge is Theo Huxtable's best friend. If you don't get the reference, do your Googles. I don't have time to explain. Now, this 50-year-old man in Detroit went to war with a cockroach, and I'm telling you, if you don't know what you're doing when you're battling these cockroaches, then you can end up in the same situation this poor man found himself in. When going to war with a cockroach, you have to think murder, death. You got to be Michael Jordan, Kobe, not LeBron, meaning you have to have killer instinct.

It's killer be killed when battling cockroaches. If you shoot, you better not miss, or that's your ass, and that's exactly what happened to this brother in Detroit. So he's 50 years old. He's in a wheelchair, minding his business. Cockroach jumps out. And this man, 50, but moving like a rookie, threw a shoe across the room at the cockroach.

Let me tell you why. That never works. Never. Let me tell you why this is a bad idea, man. When you go to war with a cockroach, you got to pull up. All right, dude got the wheelchair. You're supposed to pull up on the cockroach literally. And you got to get close up on them and wham,

apply pressure with something heavy and hard. And don't pull that heavy, hard thing off the cockroach until you hear a crunch. Okay? When you hear that crunch, then you remove the heavy hard object and you see the guts oozing out of the yeah don't let it play dead on you no no no you think it's dead okay i got it and then listen for the crunch you turn around where'd it go when you listen for the crunch you pull that thing off you see the guts oozing out you know you've won, when you throw a shoe across the room, you give a cockroach time to think. Okay, the cockroach is like, do I take flight on his ass? Do I run for cover, come back with a couple of the homies, and bite him in his sleep?

Well, this cockroach, they're just going to really scare you, E. This cockroach did something I have never seen before. Okay, clearly cockroaches have evolved, and they are ready to go to war with Raid, Orkin, and any shoe or boot that has ever posed a threat to their existence. Okay? Because when this man threw his shoe at the cockroach, guess what he got back? What? A bullet.

What? The cockroach shot him? The cockroach shot him. Cockroaches can't shoot. You heard me, boy. All right? What kind of cockroach is this? The man threw a shoe at the cockroach and ended up getting shot now there was nobody

else in the house but this man in the cockroach the man threw his shoe at the cockroach and then he got shot with a revolver okay if it was a single hammer revolver then you now know why they call it a cock roach okay because it has to have that hammer cocked to be fired now wdiv tv is reporting that this man threw his shoe at the roach and when he threw the shoe, he forgot he had his gun in the shoe. And so when it hit the ground, it discharged and shot him.

That's what they saying. I don't believe that. What you saying? I think these cockroaches in certain areas got just as many guns as we do. So that cockroach grew up on the east side of Detroit? Yes. I got the exact address. It's the 18700 block of Albion Street. So that cockroach grew up on the east side of Detroit? Yes. I got the exact address. It's the 18700 block of Albion Street. Where that's at?

I guess the east side of Detroit. All I'm saying is we need to stay woke because there's a war going on in our homes that nobody is safe from. These cockroaches got guns. What are we supposed to do now? There's some home remedies that you can use. They say fabric softener spray works. They say lemon peels and lemon

juice works. Hairspray. Hairspray. I've heard that. I think that just makes them mad. When all else fails, instead of throwing that old pad, Tim's out. Keep them. Keep them to be cockroach killers. But I don't know what to do now that cockroach has got hammers, B. Now he's scared to go home. I don't have roaches. No, not you.

The moral of the story is the cockroach is holding the not you. The moral of the story is... The cockroach is holding the house down. Holding the house down. The moral of the story is you don't scare a man who sees people as cockroaches, and you can't scare a cockroach who sees himself as a man. Yes. Please give this 50-year-old brother from Detroit the sweet sounds of the hammer toes. Oh, now you are the donkey of the day.

You are the donkey of the day. Yee-haw. Was that a real story? You know what? I don't make stuff up. We're going to have to talk about Jordan Peele. This could be a great horror movie. Imagine cockroaches got their guns.

Just like you ever see that movie back in the day, The Birds. Where the birds all came together and they were invading people's homes. So imagine the cockroaches have guns and they run you out of your own home. Because I'm already scared to go back in the house if I ever see a roach. I'm not coming back home. So if the roach had a gun, you can have the house. Stay woke. Stay woke.

Be prepared in these streets. All right. We got more coming back home. If the Rose had a gun, you can have the house. Stay woke. Stay woke. Be prepared in these streets. All right, we got more coming up next. Keep the Breakfast Club humble with Slander the Breakfast Club. Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy, Angela Yee, Charlamagne Tha Guy. We are the Breakfast Club. It's time for Slander the Breakfast Club. That's right.

We need the humbling. You know what I'm saying? We like to do this every now and then just to keep us humble. You know what I mean? Karen, good morning. Good morning. What's up, Karen? Who you want to slander? I want to slander both you and Charlamagne. Charlamagne, you're bleaching more than Michael Jackson ever friggin' did. I don't want to hear it.

You a black spasm cannonball. Now you're like pecan diarrhea brown. I don't get that. I will take that pecan diarrhea brown compliment. You know what? And you, DJ Ever, you always talking about freaking hip hop. You know what? Every time I play

something, when I come in, I play something for you. You say, do hip hop. Here's some freaking hip hop for your ass. Is that enough hip-hop for you this morning? Wasn't enough hip-hop. You should have beatboxed me. That was talented. I could do a bunch more, but you don't deserve it. Wow.

You got to lay off. You know, you're perfect. Well, thank you. There's nothing wrong with you. You know what? You're like the panther team of that circus. Now we a circus? Now we a bunch of animals in a cage? Did she call you a panther nothing wrong with you. You know what? You're the, like, the panther team of that circus. Now we a circus? Now we a bunch of animals? Did she call you a panther?

No, actually, you give me a lot of joy, but I just like slamming you. All right. Thank you, baby. We give her a lot of joy. That's good. I appreciate it. Me and my pecan diarrhea browns can't appreciate you. Pecan diarrhea.

Jamal. Yo. What's up, Jamal? Slam to the Breakfast Club. Hey, Salome. What's up, uncle? What's happening, my brother? What up, nephew? Chillin', man. I'm at the Phantom, man. Man Slant to the Breakfast Club. Hey, Chalamet. What's up, Uncle? What's happening, my brother? What up, nephew?

Chilling, man. I'm at the Phantom, man. Man, I got both the books, man. Good read. I appreciate the gift you gave and the book. Thank you, sir. But yeah, man. I'm calling, man.

I want to know why he is envious. And you, you know, y'all be tender when y'all be talking about the ISIS, the vanilla ISIS people, man. What's cracking? What would that be about? What you mean? He said you'd be tender. Why you be so tender when I be talking about these white male supremacists,

these white terrorists? Yeah, why y'all always on the man? You know, y'all got a little crackle in your voice when that man be talking about them people, man. Y'all know how them people be rolling. Okay. Okay. See what I'm saying? They shook. I don't know.

The face of domestic terrorism in America is the white male. Alright. Okay, vanilla ISIS is what we call him. Okay. Our cameraman Steve makes me nervous every morning. My goodness. Trav. Yo, what's up, Envy? You back? Trav, you ain't got nothing else to do. Hey, Trav. Yes, I am back. Envy, I'm going to start with you.

Uh-oh. I am tired of you as a grown man. Last time I seen you, you had your little cake hanging out. Next time I see you as a grown man with your cake hanging out, I'm going to smack you in your butt. Sexual assault. That's sexual assault. You kicked your hands off.

That is sexual assault. I don't know who you think you are, Trav. Come on, here's a little honey bun. This is exactly what I'm going to do. That's sexual assault. What? Nope, Charlamagne, your turn. I'm tired of you, Charlamagne, because you are the most biased person I've ever, ever

met in the world, and you've been preaching this whole little selective morality thing for the last month. When you are the, anybody, anybody can purchase the Charlamagne care package and not get donkey head today. Charlamagne got a care package? As long as they give you the right amount of money, and I'm tired of you preaching this whole selective morality thing. You're is not deep talking at the day. Charlemagne got a care package? It's always going to give you the right amount of money. And I'm tired of you preaching this whole selective morality thing where you're the most biased person in the world.

How much are my care packages going for? Listen, you tell me. Ask Jess Hilarious how much she bought one for. I love Jess Hilarious. That's a little sis right there. You better slap him on his buns too. Who else got the Charlemagne Care Package, Trav? Let's talk about it.

Oh, let's go down the list. Jess Hilarious. Yes. Oprah got it. Oprah got it because clearly I didn't package, Trav. Let's talk about it. Oh, let's go down the list. That's hilarious. Yes. Oprah got it. Oprah got it because clearly I didn't say nothing about when she snuck her way out the little Michael Jackson project. Fabulous. That's not true. I never agreed with Oprah, but I'm a Pinkett Smith. Winfrey knows Carter.

Continue. Don't forget Steve Harvey. Oh, Steve Harvey got it. Kevin Hart got it. Steve, Cam. Cardi B. That's not about right. Cardi B. Cardi B got it. Cardi got it. Don't forget Tiffany Haddish now. Steve, Cam. I got a list, Charlamagne. Cardi B. That's not about right. Who else? Cardi B. Cardi B. Cardi B got it. Cardi got it. Don't forget Tiffany Haddish now. Oh, Tiffany.

Bye, y'all. Why you telling me bye? I'm just trying to help him out. Slam to the Breakfast Club, 800-585-1051. If you want to slam us, call us now. It's the Breakfast Club. Come on. Hello, who's this?

Hey, this is Mike from Queens. Slam to the Breakfast Club, Mike. Yo, man, I this? Hey, this is Mike from Queens. Who slammed the Breakfast Club, Mike? Yo, man, I want to talk to Charlamagne, the guy, man, because, yo, he's racist as hell, man. I'm racist? Yeah, man. All right. Yo, all you talk about is black people all the time, all the time, all the time.

Because I'm black. All right, but that's not the only people that listen to the show. There's other people that listen to the show. There's white people, Spanish people. Beige people. I do talk about white people. Yeah, but you always talking bad about everybody else but the black people, man. You got to keep it 100, man.

Black power. Black pride. Black privilege. It is a privilege to be black, sir. I don't know what you want me to do. I'm black. Rock. I love my blackness and yours.

What up? What up, every man? Who you want to slander? I'm black. Rock. I love my blackness. And yours. What up, every man? Who you wanna slander? I'm your daughter, Angela Yee. Hey. I wanna slander. Wow. I wanna slander Charlemagne. Ball-haired, black, oily lips. Why you always walking in late every morning, man? I was on time this

morning, sir. I was shocked. I walked in, Charlemagne was sitting here. You done made the little couple books and everything, and now you just feel like you ain't got to be at work on time. We need to hear that. Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, every morning. I'm going to be honest with you. I think the show starts too early.

I think 6.05 is a nice start time for the show. I don't know why we start at 6 o'clock. Well, whatever time y'all need to start, you get paid to be at 6 o'clock. Well, whatever time y'all need to start, you get paid to be the workaholic early on time. In the end, he is always there. You always walking,

dragging, acting old and slow. I am old! Get the workaholic time started, man. I'm a six man. I come in the game late. Then I drop 30. Hello, who's this?

This is Buck. Buck from where? Houston. Who you want to slander? Hey, man. I want to say what's up, Ashley. What's up, Charlamagne. What's up, Envy.

Man, I listen to y'all every morning, man, and now that I got to vote, sometimes when I'm waking up, getting dressed, I watch y'all on TV, man. You look like she's gaining a little weight, man. Okay. I'm fat. You ain't gaining no weight. I'm fat. I think Charlamagne needs to go ahead and take us to the gym, man. That s*** Charlamagne still going to the gym, man.

No, you're right, Baca. I'm a very fat person. You not gaining no weight, you ass. I'm very big. Hey, man, look, man. I weigh 220. All y'all need to hit that gym, man. Y'all eat good over there. How much you weigh, man? Sounds like you're having a hard time breathing.

All right. I'm a big girl. May, April. May May? May May. That's my name. May April. That's an insult.

Dang. Your name is May May? It's M-A-I-N-M-A-I-N. Oh, my bad. Oh, Mainmay. Mainmay. All right, Mainmay. Long story short, my cousin was the first one born. I was the second one. I got my name because he was holding me like, oh, that's my Mainmay.

That used to be what I call my security blanket, Maymay. Oh, that's all. Now you can think of me. You don't never got to see my face with the n***a. Slender, who you want Slender, man? Charlamagne. What's with this eyeliner every morning, man? I don't wear no eyeliner. You wear eyeliner?

He's got permanent eyeliner. I see it. I see it, bro. With some shiny lip gloss and some eyeliner and you got your eyebrows even puffed. Man, y'all be bigging up God's work so beautifully, man. I see it every morning, bro. Listen, my mama just gave me a 60-something inch flat screen HDTV and then popped it all out your face. Hey.

Popped it all out your face. How old are you, brother? Guess how many inches I can give you. Hey, yo, I'm shitting. What you giggling for? He didn't decline. Why'd that turn you on? He didn't decline.

Why you start giggling? Bro, because y'all are stupid. I wasn't expecting that. I was not expecting that. That's how it starts. Hey, no, ain't nothing. God bless you. I love y'all, man.

I love my family. Y'all stay good. That was it. He just threw him off. He's like, God bless you. I love my family. He's flustered. He's started blushing.

He's started blushing. He got blushing. All you got to do is give the black man some love. That's all. My goodness. I love y'all All you got to do is give the black man some love. That's all. My goodness. I love y'all. I value y'all.

I appreciate y'all. Thank you for noticing my pecan diarrhea brown skin. There you go. My eyeliner. And I love the fact that they keep saying my lips look very oily. Why is that? Because that lets me know the ancestors have their hands on me. You know what I'm saying? When you see a black person with dull skin, you know, fried hair and dry lips.

No eyeliner. The ancestors don't pay them no attention no more. Ancestors are giving up on them. So your lips are popping because you wear lip gloss? My lips are popping because I'm a black man. Okay. This is natural moisture, baby. Slander the Breakfast Club, 805-85-1051.

If you want to slander us, call us now. It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning. Keep the Breakfast Club humble with Slander the Breakfast Club. Tell them be humble. Hold up. Good morning. Keep the Breakfast Club humble with Slander the Breakfast Club. Tell them be humble. Hold up. Sit down. The truth hurts, though.

Who's this? This is Jay Cox. Hey, Jay Cox. Cotton, man. Come on, dog. Don't even do that. I'm just asking, man. You thought you said ****?

Don't get upset. Cotton like the fabric of our lives. This is my second time calling y'all, man. The first time was when y'all was talking about, you know, helping people after they get jumped. And I told y'all, I ain't helping, dude. He got jumped. I stood at the bus stop and let him get jumped.

But that was a whole other story. All right, Jay Cox. I'm calling to slander you, Evie. Okay, go ahead. Okay, go ahead. Cotton like the fabric of our lives. Say it, Evie. Cox.

Cotton like what our ancestors used to pick. We're not enemies of ancestors, but I'm not lying. Say it, Avery. Cotton. Cotton? Cotton like what our ancestors used to pick. Well, not Avery's ancestors, but I'm black. I'm very dark. And that's the problem. Number one, I'm dark. Listen, I'm black as hell. You get what I'm saying? Like, I'm the darkest cat wherever I go.

And Avery, I don't really see you, you know, being nice to dark-eared cats. So that's my problem. Oh, wow. I didn't know you was dark you know, being nice to Darcy and Cas. So that's my problem. Oh, wow. I didn't know you was dark-skinned through the phone. Charlamagne can talk about beige bitch and beige rage all day long, but I can't say nothing? Listen, the oppressed can always talk about the oppressed.

We got to let that go, man. It's not me. You're supposed to be my brother. I am your brother. Well, why aren't you nice to him? It's the rec. It's the rec. It's the rec. I need y'all to come to Detroit and get on the bar.

Because y'all buying the bar. You said you want me to come to Detroit and get on your balls. That's what he said. That's what he said. Would y'all stop? What's up with you, bro? What's up with you, man? I don't know.

He flirting. Why y'all trying to make this a gay conversation? Who said anything about gay? Talking about jumping on somebody's butt. No, you said that. You said that. Thank you, Jay. Talking about butts.

And then tell us to jump on your butt. And then say we the ones making this gay. You kinky on Detroit, bro. This is crazy. All right, we got Maxwell on the line. Maxwell, who do you want to slander? He kinky in the deep. I want to slander the homie Charlemagne Dukai.

I'm here for you, sir. No, come on, man. See, that's one of the reasons why I want to slander the homie Charlemagne Dukai. I'm here for you, sir. No, come on, man. See, that's one of the reasons why I want to slander you. He just said he's here for you. I said I'm here for you. And it's ridiculous, man. You're talking about the size of this man. Come on, bro.

It is ridiculous. I can't take it. I can't take it. All I said was Rich Dollaz need to act his age and not Safari's penis size. Look, he just said he can't take it. I can't take it. All I said was Rich Dollaz need to act his age and not Safari's penis size. Look, he just said he can't take it. You talking about this man Swanker? Why are you talking about this man Swanker? Out of all the shit in the English dictionary we've been talking about,

you talking about this man Swanker? Come on, man. Yeah, why? We're not sure what Safari's shoe size is, but we've seen his penis. Right? We have? You've seen his penis. Don't say we.

Don't bring me into your s**t. Hold on. You ain't seen some f**king nudes. Come on, man. Come on. Just be honest. Be honest with me. Between us.

About 6'9", I have been so disappointed in you. So disappointed. All right. Thank you, Maxwell. I'm sorry, my brother. I'm going to try to do better. Hello. Hello.

Who's this? This is Eric. Eric. Oh, boy. Slender the breakfast clip, bro. Hey, man. Hey, man. First of all, shout out to North Carolina, and I love everybody at the Breakfast Club. Okay. Charlamagne, you my guy, man, but I don't understand why you always on this gay stuff, man.

Like, every day you want some gay stuff. What is gay? Look, you guys had this episode where you talking about what would you do if you had to give a shit to stay alive or something. And even days afterwards, my dude, you were talking about you still give a shit to do this. That's not. No, no. I said I would fake like I was about to give somebody fellatio.

Bite it off. That's what I said. I love y'all, man. Have a good one. All right. 800-585-1051. If you want to slant to the Breakfast Club, call us now. It feels like there's a theme here.

I'm feeling that theme. Pause. It's the Breakfast Club. I know you are, Envy. Are you ready? It's time to shoot your shot. It's time to shoot your shot with the Breakfast Club. This is your one chance.

Don't mess it up. Mess it up. We got Nisha on the line. Nisha, good morning. Good morning. How you doing this morning, Nisha? I'm doing okay. I'm hoping you guys can help me out.

Okay, now who do you want to shoot your shot with? His name is Andre. Okay, tell us about Andre. He's a really sweet dude. He's, um, my big brother's one of his best friends, so I've known him since I was, like, a girl. He's always just been really cute, and, um, we started hooking up, like, a couple months ago, and, um, now I want to, like, a girl. He's always just been really cute. And we started hooking up, like, a couple months ago.

And now I want to, like, tell my brother. We've been doing it on a super low-low, and I want to tell my brother so we can, like, be together. So you want to tell your brother that his friend been smashing? I want to tell my, well, I mean, yeah, but I want to tell my brother that we're going to be together. Okay, so you want this to be your man. So have y'all discussed this?

I mean, you know how sometimes you don't need to what doesn't need to be said doesn't need to be said. We don't have to talk about that. I know he wants to be with me. Let me make sure I'm clear. It's your brother's best friend. And you've been smashing your brother's best friend. That's not going to turn out right. How old is your brother's best friend? How old are you?

Are you the little sister? I'm the little sister. Oh, wow. Now that's going to be a little fight. She's grown. She's grown. So do y'all go on dates, or is it just a y'all smash sometimes thing? We go out when time allows. I'm a nurse, so sometimes I work all day, all night.

But we go out. You guys talk on the phone? Y'all FaceTime and all that? Sometimes, yeah. And we text a lot. Does he text you, good morning, we go out and... You guys talk on the phone? Y'all FaceTime and all that? Sometimes, yeah. And we text a lot. Does he text you, good morning, bae? I miss you.

Thinking of you. Of course. Okay. I don't know how this is going to work, man. Are you prepared for your brother to tell you that this guy has been smashing a whole bunch of other chicks and you just another one in the long line? True.

Or maybe he's a good guy and he would love for his sister to be with his good friend. I'm going with that. All right, well, let's see what happens. Well, hope for the best. There's only one way to find out. And is your brother big? Because if not, I'm sure he's going to beat the hell out of this guy.

They've been friends for a long time. I don't think there's going to be any problems. Well, the moral of Shoot Your Shot is hope for the best, wits for the worst, because the worst always leads for better ratings for us. Now we have Nisha on the line. Now, Nisha, we're about to call Andre now, so let's call him. Hello? Hey, Andre, this is Nisha.

What up? I wanted to call and talk to you about something that has been on my mind for a minute. Oh, boy. What do you mean, oh, boy? What's up? I think it's time that we tell my brother that, you know, we together. We ain't together? What you mean we together?

I don't get what you mean we together. We're not together now because we on the low. Like, you act like you're scared. You don't want to tell my brother what we've been doing. And I'm like, forget it. Like, let's just tell him, tell the family so we can be together. See, now this is why I didn't even want to go down this rabbit hole with you. You know what I mean?

Because, you know, just because we messing around don't mean we together. You know what I mean? Well, that's what I'm saying. I know we're not together now. Yeah, but see, when we first started messing around on me and we together you know what i mean well that's what i'm saying i know we're not together now yeah but see when we first started messing around what the first thing we said was we wasn't gonna you know no feelings involved you know we just having fun you know that's why i don't understand what you calling me with this all out of left field right now this how you treat a woman that you don't have any feelings for listen it, it's just we just having fun, babe. I don't understand.

You know, of course I care for you. You know, you're my friend. You know, I definitely care for you, but you know, all of that relationship stuff, I'm not trying to hear that. And I'm definitely not trying to tell this dude or the family or anybody else. You know, what we do is between us two.

Nope, not anymore. It's between you and the whole Breakfast Club listening audience. Nisha, this isn't going too well. It's DJ and the Angelie, Charlamagne Tha God, bro. Now, you said you didn't want to go down that rabbit hole, but you didn't go down a rabbit hole. You went down your friend's sister's kitty cat hole. Oh, my goodness.

Oh, my God. Now you got me on the radio? Like, are you serious? That's what you get for messing with little sis. I can't believe you right now. That's right. I can't believe you right now. That's right. I can't believe you. Completely brilliant.

You got me on the breakfast club? Like, everybody listens to this shit. Yeah. Yeah, pretty much. So, Andre, you're being honest, though. You guys are just sleeping around. You don't want to be with her. No, I don't want to.

No, I'm not trying to do all of that. I mean, Nisha, he's honest with you. You know, it's now up to you if you decide. No, I mean, listen,, he's honest with you. You know, it's now up to you if you decide. No, I mean, listen, you gotta stop playing. If you don't want a girl to think that you don't want to be with her, then you gotta stop doing the stuff that you do. You treat me mad nice. You call me a

kick. Well, he should still treat you nice, Nisha. Oh, is you a cake? Wait, wait, wait. He said he eat the butt? Oh, yeah. I mean, you mean you going around, you just eating mad booty? You just eating ass everywhere you go? You eat all your friend's sister's ass? Stop it.

Huh? Andre? You're a cereal ass eater? Andre, you a cereal sister ass eater? She ate me first. Wow. Okay. So you an ass eater too?

Okay. And it was tickled. It was a warm tickle down there. All right, so y'all did a 69 in the... Yeah, sounds like y'all belong together if you ask me. But, okay, but instead of trying to disrespect each other, I guess what it is, Nisha, he don't want to be with you like that.

So if you still want to continue to mess with him because he treats you nice, that's on you. But just know it's not a relationship. Well, he might not want to be with me, but he's going to have to tell my brother something because I'm pregnant. Wait a minute. She didn't tell... Okay, Andre, she did not tell us this. Are you really pregnant? Yeah, I really am. I'm taking my ball and going home. Now, I'm going to be honest with you,

Andre. I don't know if I believe her because sometimes women do one or two things in this situation. They either say they're pregnant or they say you raped them. I don't think it's mine. I don't think it's mine. I don't think it's mine. What? Oh, that's not the way to go. You think she's a whore? Yeah, I don't think it's mine. Are you kidding me?

No, we're just having fun. And I don't know what you're out there doing now. You're talking about you're pregnant and this and that. Did fun include condoms, Nisha? Well, that's what this little baby's gonna be named.

It's gonna be named Fun then because that's what happened to me. You know what? Was Andre wearing condoms, Nisha? Yes. Not all the time. No, all the time.

All the time. All right. Well, guys, I think you guys need to handle this one. This was a little too far out of our tax bracket. Yeah, Andre, I hope that you enjoyed your little fun because now you're about to have a little fun on the way, okay? Oh, my gosh. She said that's what she's going to name him.

Next thing she's going to be saying is you. It's yours, Charlamagne. No, she can't. Stop it. Don't be disrespectful. That might be your child's mother. Are you going to tell Andre now? I mean, Andre, are you going to tell her brother now?

No, uh-uh. No, uh-uh. That's not my... She's not pregnant, you know, and she's crazy. You know, any... She calling up here a radio station and doing this and that. She's crazy. Did you guys have unprotected sex? No. She just said sometimes. He said yes. He said no. She... Listen, she even...

Look, man. Get him, Nisha. Get his ass. Literally. I mean, there's nothing for me to even say. I mean, he out here obviously in the street just doing all types of stuff dirty. He's gonna get what comes to him, but that's fine. That has nothing to do with anything. You don't want to tell my brother? Fine. I'm gonna tell him. I'm gonna also tell him

I'm pregnant. So either way, you're gonna have to deal with it. Alright, well, guys. I'm not trying to be mean or anything, but I can't do this with you because I got a girl. You know what I mean? My girl's on the other side. Oh, my goodness. Well, you should have thought about that, Andre, before you decided not to be a member of the faithful male community.

So, Andre, basically, you've been cheating on your girlfriend, and you didn't even let her know you had a girlfriend. So now this happens. Duh. Well, we was messing around before I got a girlfriend. So, you know. Wow. It's not really cheating, I don't think. Well, we was messing around before I got a girlfriend. So, you know. Wow. It's not really cheating, I don't think.

But you still was messing with her. Even after you, that's still cheating. You had a girlfriend. My goodness. So now what you, no, because what he's saying is he's cheating on me with this chick. No, no, no. Well, you're not his girlfriend. I'm his girl.

No, you're not my girl. You're acting crazy again. You know what, guys? You know, I'm sorry this didn't work out the way it was supposed to. Anisha, good luck with the baby. Andre, support your kid. Keep us updated, though. Yeah, Nisha, call us after you had the baby.

Okay. All right. That didn't go well. Not at all. Keep it locked. We have more coming up next. It's The Breakfast Club. Morning, everybody.

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