The Breakfast Club - Flashback BC Interviews With Jo Koy & Flame Monroe

Episode Date: November 27, 2020

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Starting point is 00:01:59 Breakfast Club, bitches It's your time to get it off your chest, whether you're mad or blessed. We want to hear from you on The Breakfast Club. Hello, who's this? What's happening? Andy, what's up, man? Good morning. Good morning, DJ.
Starting point is 00:02:17 Good morning, Angela. Good morning. I'm not sure if Charmaine got there yet. I'm here, sir. I'm here. He's here now. Good morning. Hey, Charmaine, I'm on your side.
Starting point is 00:02:24 DJ, I have a question for you. Why do you bully Charlamagne so much? Envy bullies me? Wow. DJ Envy bullies me. I agree. That's a different take. I agree.
Starting point is 00:02:34 DJ Envy bullies me. DJ Envy bullies me. I get bullied on this show, and I agree with you, sir. What do you think I should do? Should I go to HR, give me a bag? I think the best thing is DJ and me, he has the same hairstyle as you, right? You guys both have bodies. But the difference is...
Starting point is 00:02:49 DJ got the fake hairline. Yeah, that's the thing. His hairline might be fake, but you can see yours. You can see it starts in the back of your head. You have the Stephen A. Smith half-bro and DJ has the fake.
Starting point is 00:03:03 Is he bullying you? Yes. Yeah, you can see his face. You can see his hairline. He doesn't have to go to the barbershop. I think you're flirting with me, bro. Are you flirting with me? You don't want to marry a man.
Starting point is 00:03:16 You didn't give me no advice about my bully situation. How am I bullying Charlamagne? Yeah, you have a perfect hairline. You don't have to go to the barbershop to get your hair cut. His hairline bullies mine? I actually go to the barber twice a week, sir, but I think I love the fact that you're complimenting me. His hairline is scared.
Starting point is 00:03:31 He's running back. You can see your hairline. You can see the front of your hairline. How's your hairline, sir? My hairline is good. I don't have to come 10 minutes late because I'm in the parking lot shaving my head. I'm confused whose side you're on this morning. Who the hell was 10 minutes late because they were shaving their head?
Starting point is 00:03:47 You know you're a grown-ass man talking about my hairline and showing me his hairline. I think you're flirting with us, sir. That's so funny. I just did this whole thing on here, and I was talking about how men are so self-conscious about their hairlines. I'm not. I'm not at all. Guys don't want to not wear a hat if they don't have their hair cut.
Starting point is 00:04:01 I didn't have a hat on yesterday. If I need a haircut, I'm wearing a hat. That's just me. That's regardless. Hello, who's this? This is Tavares. Hey, Tavares. Get it off your chest.
Starting point is 00:04:11 Hey, I got a little issue with Charlamagne. I'm not sure if you're part of the group either, but this whole black man don't cheat. Yes, sir. I'm not coming up
Starting point is 00:04:20 against the brothers or trying to sell secrets and all that stuff. That's exactly what you're doing. I can smell it on your breath already this morning. Well, smell my breath when I give you this. I'm the whole reason my father cheated on his wife. My dad did too, sir.
Starting point is 00:04:37 Okay, I'm here on account of that. You know what I'm saying? Oh, you're a love child. Huh? Go ahead. There was no love involved in that. You know what I'm saying? Oh, you're a love child. Huh? Go ahead. There was no love involved in that. You know what I'm saying? That was lust.
Starting point is 00:04:49 That's called lust. That's a difference. That's what I'm saying. In our community, there's a lot of kids rejected because of this lust demon. And this whole false narrative of black men don't cheat.
Starting point is 00:05:00 Listen, I don't know if it's comical. You know what I'm saying? But I get the comedy in it. There's no comedy in it, man. Let me tell you something, sir. Black men don't cheat. Listen, I don't know if it's comical, you know what I'm saying, but I get the comedy in it. There's no comedy in it, man. Let me tell you something, sir. Black men don't cheat. I don't know what grown-ass black little boys do, but black men, we don't cheat. You know what I'm saying? Because I know
Starting point is 00:05:14 that your father caused your... That's what you're saying. Yes. Okay, I get it now. That's what you... Okay. I was just unaware of the comedy side of it, You know what I'm saying? There's no comedy. There ain't no comedy. This is not a laughing matter.
Starting point is 00:05:28 You still speak to your dad, bro? A real man, a real man does not cheat is what you're saying. Black men don't cheat. That's right. Let me ask you a question, sir. Do you still speak to your dad? Yeah, I love my father. Okay.
Starting point is 00:05:38 Did you get out all the situation and problems and everything off your chest with him? With the help of God, yes. Okay, good. Let me ask you a question. Did your father, his wife, or whoever he cheated on, how did you coming into this world devastate her? What happened, she embraced me. That's why I love her to this day.
Starting point is 00:05:56 She embraced me, and that's why I outreach the kids that are rejected and have that same spirit upon them that when they feel, when they go out in the world and they don't have a father, they don't have a mother, these crimes that are being committed, these things that are being committed in our community, there's a deep-rooted thing that we have to dig up and really look at people. And that's what's going on in our community right now.
Starting point is 00:06:22 It's rejection. Well, you're right. We're not rejecting you, brother. We love you. Thank you for calling, brother. And I love y'all, too. I love y'all, too. I appreciate y'all.
Starting point is 00:06:30 And remember, black men don't cheat. All right, get it off your chest. 800-585-1051. If you need to hit us up right now, it's The Breakfast Club. Good morning. I'm telling. I'm telling.
Starting point is 00:06:40 Hey, what you doing, man? I'm telling. I'm calling you. This is your time to get it off your chest. Whether you're mad or blessed. 800-585-1051. We want to hear from you on The Breakfast Club. Hello, who's this?
Starting point is 00:06:54 Hey, it's Drew. Hey, what's up, bro? Get it off your chest. Man, I'm just happy to be out this morning, man. You and me both, brother. Yeah, man, you know, just thanking the Lord and shouting out my family, my wife and my kids. As long as we keep going on my way to work this one. Y'all have a blessing.
Starting point is 00:07:09 You too, my brother. Hello, who's this? This is Jules Jims 100. Hello. Jules Jims 100. Get it off your chest. You sound like a cigarette. It's early.
Starting point is 00:07:21 It's early. I didn't have tea yet. Well, what's up, mama? Get it off your chest. You having a great day so far? So far, it's a great day. It's early. I didn't have tea yet. Well, what's up, mama? Get it off your chest. You having a great day so far? So far, it's a great day. So many blessings. I do have a jury business. It's called June June's 100th. But every single day I think about my brother that is in jail
Starting point is 00:07:36 because of police brutality over for 10 years. He's in jail because of police brutality? How'd that happen? He was about 15 years old and he was jumped by police. They took him to jail. They had him sign papers, and he didn't even have his parents with him. Damn. Oh, my God. I'm sorry.
Starting point is 00:07:57 So they basically forced him to confess to something that he didn't do. Correct. Gotcha. That is awful. I'm sorry about that, Mama. And we can see how that can happen as if we've seen it happen many times. That's awful.
Starting point is 00:08:08 I even went to go visit him and the police wouldn't let us visit him. Is that illegal? We're just f***ing. And he was over jail for 15 years. Man, well, I'm so sorry, Mama. Well, I'm glad you heard my story and my brother's story,
Starting point is 00:08:21 so I'm very happy about that. Okay. Well, thank you for calling the event with us this morning. Yes, thank you so much. Have a good day. You too. Hello, who's this? Yo, what's up, Envy? Hey, what's up, Trav? Hey, what's up, you? Hi, Trav!
Starting point is 00:08:36 How you doing, boo? Good, boo. How are you? I'm doing good. I'm doing good. What's up, Charlamagne? What up, sis? How you? Listen, I got a bone to pick with you. Oh, here we go. You love picking my bone. No, I'm tired of up, Charlamagne? What up, sis? How you? Listen, I got a bone to pick with you. What's new? You love picking my bone. No, I'm tired of you, Charlamagne. I am tired of you. You know, you
Starting point is 00:08:51 purposely go out your way not to mention J. Cole. When you talk about lyricists, you always want to bring up Rhapsody. You always want to bring up Kendrick Lamar. You always go out your way not to mention J. Cole, and I'm tired of it. That's not true. I just mentioned who I thoroughly enjoy and I'm not saying
Starting point is 00:09:08 that J. Cole's not a lyricist. Those are just the two people that come to the top of mind when I think of super lyricists in this game. I think of Cole. I think of Rhapsody. I think of Big Sean. That's what comes to my mind. That's what you do think of Cole. I want you to know that Cole can watch Rhapsody. Cole can watch K-Dot. K-Dot already
Starting point is 00:09:23 ducked the smoke on American Dreams featuring Jeezy. Just go listen to that song. My brother, you need to go listen to Sojourner with Rhapsody and J. Cole. Rhapsody clearly bodies J. Cole on that record. If you think otherwise, you're really being biased. But Cole ain't on K-Dot. I don't think Cole's on K-Dot or Rhapsody
Starting point is 00:09:39 level, but that's just my opinion. Hey, Envy, y'all want to close bombs with J. Cole, man. Y'all have a good day. Come on, Solomon. He's supposed to say he's the Tim Duncan. Say that. What? Forget it. We did mention Cole the other day when we were talking about lyricists with Blue... What's his name? Blueface. Why'd I start to say Blue Dot? Who's Blue Dot? I don't know. I don't know who that is.
Starting point is 00:09:55 Get it off your chest. 800-585-1051. If you're upset, you need to vent. Hit us up now. It's The Breakfast Club. The Breakfast Club. Is your country falling apart feeling tired depressed a little bit revolutionary consider this start your own country i planted the flag i just kind of looked out of like this is mine i own this it's surprisingly easy there's 55 gallons of water 500 pounds of concrete everybody's doing it i am king Ernest Emmanuel. I am the Queen of Laudonia. I'm Jackson I, King of Capraburg.
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Starting point is 00:13:10 We are The Breakfast Club. Now, if you just joined us, we're talking about scheduling sex. Now, where did this come from, Yee? This came from Tia Mowry on the What to Expect podcast, where she was talking about how she has a busy schedule, she has kids, and she and her husband, Corey Hardrick, have to schedule when they'll be intimate to make sure their sex life is not neglected.
Starting point is 00:13:29 I mean, I think it's, I don't think it's the sexiest thing. I think that sounds more like a job. Like, you know what I mean? Like what Charlamagne said earlier, like, I'm like, okay, like that just seems like we got to have sex Tuesday at 12 o'clock, be there. Like that doesn't seem sexy. But you can make it sexy. If you say it like that. That doesn't seem sexy. But you can make it sexy. If you say it like that,
Starting point is 00:13:45 it doesn't sound sexy. Now, if you say it like, alright, baby, so let's see. You get home at this time. You're traveling here. You come home then. So, I'm going to surprise you. We're going to have an amazing date. So, let's get ready for that. How's the surprise if it's on the schedule? It's on the schedule, but you don't know what she's going to do.
Starting point is 00:14:01 That's the surprise. I mean, I wouldn't want to schedule sex. I mean, don't get me wrong, it's a great appointment to have, but does scheduling sex negate like impromptu sex? Like all the impromptu sex
Starting point is 00:14:10 that could possibly go down? No, that's not to say that you can't sometimes have spontaneous sex when you can, but at least you know on these dates
Starting point is 00:14:18 you're getting some. Yeah, now that I think about it, I might be on a schedule. Like weekends are made for Michelob, okay? We got kids,
Starting point is 00:14:24 we hustling during the week You know what I'm saying That's not a schedule It's not every Saturday at 8 I mean you know It's the weekend You just know During the weekend
Starting point is 00:14:30 Friday, Saturday Like that's the days You at home You cooling out You know what I mean Kids be in bed By 8 o'clock 9
Starting point is 00:14:36 You know what I mean Like it's different Right It's different I like it I think it's to make sure That you're not neglecting The other person
Starting point is 00:14:42 Or neglecting sex Because sometimes You can get so busy you'd be like, damn, we ain't even had sex in two weeks because we've been so busy and tired.
Starting point is 00:14:49 And when I think about scheduling sex, I think about that Tyler Perry movie. I think it was a Tyler Perry movie. It was a movie with Sanae Lathan and Sanae Lathan
Starting point is 00:14:56 I think was the side chick and she was creeping with the white husband and she used to have to be at this hotel every week on a certain day and then one day,
Starting point is 00:15:05 because the wife found out about the schedule, so one day she looked up and the wife was standing there. So I think about that when I think about appointment sex. You think about cheating and Tyler Perry?
Starting point is 00:15:14 Yeah, what was the name of that movie? Was that The Family That Prays? Was that it? I don't remember. I just know that Snide Layton was the side chick and they had scheduled sex
Starting point is 00:15:22 with the white husband. Is that like Madea's Merry Christmas or something? I don't know. I don't remember what it was. I don't remember who's in the movie or not. I think it's the family that prays. Hello, who's this?
Starting point is 00:15:32 It's D. Hey, D, what's going on? What up, D? We want to hear from you. Just wanted to. Yeah, yeah. What's the schedule you're with? What's the schedule?
Starting point is 00:15:41 Hey, as far as scheduling is concerned, I personally don't have a problem with it, especially a busy couple, you know. But that doesn't mean that, you know, that's going to take away from the spice, the spontaneity. You can still have those days. You know, for sure, this day of the week, I'm going to get me some. It gives you something to look forward to. Why do men giggle when they say that? This day of the week, I'm going to get me some.
Starting point is 00:16:04 Yeah, man. So that's my point of view on that, man. It don't matter. I'm with you. me some. I'm going to get me some. Yeah, man. So that's my point of view on that, man. It don't matter. Yeah, I'm with you. All right. Thank you. Hello. Who's this?
Starting point is 00:16:11 Maddie and Catherine. Hi. Hey, guys. Are you guys a couple? Hey, good morning. Morning. Hello. Guess not.
Starting point is 00:16:18 Good morning. Now we're talking about scheduling sex. Are you guys a couple? No. No. This is my cousin. I'm taking her to work. I'm sorry.
Starting point is 00:16:24 You're disgusting. You're disgusting. Did you just call these two women who are guys a couple? No. This is my cousin. I'm taking her to work. I'm sorry. You're disgusting. You're disgusting. Did you just call these two women who are cousins a couple? I just asked a question. They said it's Maddie and Catherine. They on the phone again. What's wrong with you? I just asked a question.
Starting point is 00:16:34 Talk to me, Maddie and Catherine. Do y'all have WAP Wednesdays scheduled for your booze? Oh, my goodness. Wow. First of all, I think scheduling sex is whack as hell. Okay. I want to walk by my man, and it's automatic, on site. Not, let's do this Monday at
Starting point is 00:16:47 3 o'clock. It don't work that way. A girl who has no kids driving Toyota Corolla and you know you got time for that. Some people don't have time. What her car got to do with this? Why you had to throw it? What did that have to do with it?
Starting point is 00:17:04 What's wrong with Toyota Corollas? Thank you. I'm a teacher. Like, what do you expect me to drive? Okay. Yeah. Anyway, no, I think it's whack. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:17:13 Okay, you think it's whack. I like on-site sex, though. Yeah, and I don't think that means you're not allowed to do that if it's not on the schedule. It just means you know these particular days it's going to happen. Yeah. Thank you, Angela Lee. Yeah. It's Angela Lee. It's Angela. It these particular days it's going to happen. Yes. Thank you, Angela Lee. Yeah. It's Angela Lee.
Starting point is 00:17:27 It's Angela Lee. In a Corolla. In a Corolla. Thank you, guys. 800-585-1051. I really want to know what her car had to do with it. That was disrespectful.
Starting point is 00:17:36 She was like, she ain't got no kids to drive a Corolla. Like, the people with Corollas don't got nothing to do but have on-site sex. Wait, wasn't she getting a ride to work, too?
Starting point is 00:17:44 Exactly. In that Corolla. Absolutely. 800- have on-site sex. Wait, wasn't she getting a ride to work, too? Exactly. And that Corolla. Absolutely. 800-585-1051. We're talking about scheduling sex. What are your thoughts? It's The Breakfast Club. Good morning.
Starting point is 00:17:52 The Breakfast Club. Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy, Angela Yee, Charlamagne Tha God. We are The Breakfast Club. Now, if you just joined us, we're talking about scheduling sex, alright? What are your thoughts? I think it's kind of whack. It doesn't sound, it doesn't seem spontaneous, it doesn't seem romantic,
Starting point is 00:18:12 but ever since my nanny left, I might have to schedule more sex because my baby sleeps right in between me and my wife and it's the worst thing ever. It's the best thing because it's your daughter and, you know, but I'm like, can mommy and daddy get some time? Yeah, I don agree with uh the scheduling sex either but i'm actually not mad at it i'm really sitting here thinking would wop wednesdays be a great thing to add to the repertoire taco
Starting point is 00:18:34 two is right in the wop wednesday and some people might schedule sex if they're trying to have a baby too oh yeah yeah yeah yeah that's that's something different though but yeah because they're looking for when a woman is. Yeah, yeah. Let's go to the phone lines. Hello, who's this? This is Joel. G.I. Joe. I'm from Miami.
Starting point is 00:18:51 What's up, G.I. Joe from Miami? Joel. Oh, Joel, my bad, King. Shock Posse. Nah, boo-lay, nah, boo-lay. Hey, I'm on my way home from work, man. I'm calling. I'm blessed and highly favored.
Starting point is 00:19:04 Blessed, black, and highly favored, like you always say. Yes, sir. I'm on my way home from work, man. I'm calling. I'm blessed. I'm highly favored. Blessed, black, and highly favored, like you always say. Yes, sir. I'm on my way home from work, man. I just wanted to call and say I'm really happy. I'm about to close in on the house. Congratulations. Thank you. It's really good for me, my girl, and my son.
Starting point is 00:19:20 Shout out to my girl, Ashley, and my son, Jalen. So I'm just happy and blessed, man. Well, congratulations. You know, I'm happy for you. We were having a topic, though. The topic was, you know, do you schedule sex? Every day, every morning. Huh?
Starting point is 00:19:34 Word. What's that? We were talking about scheduling sex with the wife. Like, do you have sex with the wife? Yeah, we do, man. I'm up every Friday. It's on Fridays now. That's it.
Starting point is 00:19:43 Oh, so Friday is the scheduled appointment. I work 80 hours a week, man. I work 80 every Friday. It's on Fridays now. That's it. Oh, so Friday is the scheduled appointment. I work 80 hours a week, man. I work 80 hours a week, so it's only on Fridays. Okay, so Friday is when you peel back that poor skin. And doesn't that give you something? And you get to going. That's it. True indeed.
Starting point is 00:19:55 True indeed. And doesn't that give you something to look forward to? Absolutely, and it's worth it. All right, bro. That's right. Hello, who's this? Hello. This is Elroy, like the Jetsons is Elroy, like the Jetsons.
Starting point is 00:20:06 Elroy, like the Jetsons. My man, what's happening, Elroy? Big Elroy. Big Jetson energy. Big future. Say that again, Charlemagne. Big future. Did you say Elroy is big?
Starting point is 00:20:17 You know what? You're kinky this morning, but Elroy. Nah, yeah, yeah. Nah, take that off. Nah, yeah, nah. Y'all hard to get in contact with, though. Y'all real hard to get in contact with. You didn't have to say real hard twice like that, but go ahead.
Starting point is 00:20:28 What'd you say? Come on, man. You crazy, crazy. Talk to me, man. What's happening? We're talking about scheduling sex, bro. Nah, I ain't with scheduling sex. You never know what happened in life.
Starting point is 00:20:37 You know what I'm saying? I was just rolling over and living up a butt cheek. You know what I'm saying? What about your butt cheek? Can I get it in? What? He said you never know what happened in life. That's true, man.
Starting point is 00:20:51 Schedule an appointment and you miss that appointment. Something might come up. I'm with you. Exactly. I'm with the rolling over in the middle of the night, getting the action popping, trying to wake her up, you know, nudging her, trying to move that leg over. You know how it go. Move that leg over.
Starting point is 00:21:03 I feel you, Big Future. Does she wake up? Oh, chill out. Chill out. Chill out. But, hey, I've been trying to get in contact with you with real estate, man. I need you to holler at me off the line about real estate. Big land.
Starting point is 00:21:15 What you need, Elroy? No, I'm working with your credit dude already to get my credit straight. Me and my wife, we got our own company, Cody Homes. That's K-O-D-Y-H-O-S. We get property all over. And I just need, we need funding, really. That's the biggest thing.
Starting point is 00:21:31 So I know you and Cesar be a big Cesar. I know both of y'all be moving. Now it's big Cesar. Now we need some money. It's big Cesar. Huh?
Starting point is 00:21:41 All right, man. I know y'all be moving all over, so I'll be trying to get, I'll be trying, I wrote you on Instagram I wrote C's I wrote your wife No disrespect or nothing like that
Starting point is 00:21:50 But I wrote everybody Trying to get in contact with you Alright man hold on Alright Alright what's the moral of the story guys? I mean the moral of the story Is do what works for you I'm going to be honest with you
Starting point is 00:21:59 I can't be mad at scheduled sex I mean that's a great appointment To have right To have some poom poom On the schedule I'm not mad at it, but you know, I just don't want to take away from the spontaneity
Starting point is 00:22:09 of sex. I feel like my schedule is so jam-packed with things that I'm like, I gotta do this, I gotta do that. That'd be a nice thing to see on my schedule. Big Thursday. What? Can we play that clip where he said yesterday about, there it goes. Zacking off on Zoom with Zaddy.
Starting point is 00:22:30 Big Zaddy. Big Zaddy. All right. This is The Breakfast Club. Good morning. It's topic time. Pick up the phone, baby. Call 800-585-1051 to join in to the discussion with The Breakfast Club.
Starting point is 00:22:48 Talk about it. Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy, Angela Yee, Charlamagne Tha Guy. We are The Breakfast Club. Good morning. If you just joined us, we're just asking. I'm asking a serious question, right? No, I'm asking a serious question.
Starting point is 00:23:00 Charlamagne, if you listened to The Breakfast Club for the last 10 years. That is a lie. You noticed that I really think he's a little funny and. Funny asagne, if you listen to The Breakfast Club for the last 10 years, you notice that I really think he's a little funny and funny as how? What you mean? Like, ha-ha funny? I don't know if it's ha-ha funny. What do you mean? What kind of funny? I don't know if it's ha-ha funny or you serious, but he flirts with me all
Starting point is 00:23:16 the time. I'm not flirting with you. The problem is, Angela, you've been off all week. And being that Angela, you've been off all week, you've been really, really, really flirting. And the final scruff music, when you played Trey Songz about 10, 15 minutes ago and kept looking at me as you were playing the new Trey's songs. I think that's disrespectful to my wife. Well, let's go to the phone lines. A lot of people out there.
Starting point is 00:23:34 What is the question we're asking? The way you flirt with me, is it disrespectful to my wife? No, it's the way you flirt with me, disrespectful. No, you flirt with me. Hello, who's this? Hey, this is Brandy. Hey, Brandy. Is the way that he flirts with me disrespectful to my wife Brandy. Is the way that he flirts with me disrespectful?
Starting point is 00:23:45 No, is the way that he flirts with me disrespectful? Yes, it's disrespectful to your wives and to y'all's self because y'all not bisexual. Y'all should be flirting with each other. Whoa. Wow. So we're disrespecting both our wives is what you said? Yes.
Starting point is 00:24:00 That's not right. You know, I was in a relationship where a dude with gay and with hotness. So, they don't feel good on the woman's behalf. So you think, hold on, so you think
Starting point is 00:24:10 that we actually flirt with each other? Yeah, y'all be flirting with each other. I listen to y'all every morning. I don't be flirting
Starting point is 00:24:15 with any flirt with me. So this is like a thing. Like, this is really, like, they all really think we be flirting with each other. And she's an expert
Starting point is 00:24:20 on this, by the way. She's an expert. Hello, who's this? This is Tom. This is All One Room from Amityville. Hello, who's this? This is Tom. This is All One Room from Amityville. Tom, this is a safe space, Tom.
Starting point is 00:24:30 So I need you to answer a question for me. Is it disrespectful to my wife the way Envy flirts with me? The way he flirts with me? Is it disrespectful to my wife? It is so disrespectful, Envy, that you don't accept the love that this man has given to you, bro. Wow. All right. I remain in showing you the love, Envy. Take that love, bro. Wow. All right. I remain in showing you the love, Envy.
Starting point is 00:24:45 Take that love, bro. Take that love, man. I think maybe you... Your wife understands. She understands. Poopy Boy Senior is on deck. Let her know. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:24:55 Let her know. Poopy Boy Senior is on deck. Tell your son, tell his friends, say, yo, they'll get over it. Tell them boys, they know they Poopy Boys. They probably just not on the radio. My goodness, goodbye. Hello, who's this?
Starting point is 00:25:10 This is Roya from Brooklyn. Hey, Ray from Brooklyn. Hey, Ray. Nah, nah, Brooklyn, nah, Brooklyn. Roya, Roya, Roya. Roya? Roya. Oh, I need to ask you a question.
Starting point is 00:25:21 Is it disrespectful the way Envy flirts with me? Is it disrespectful to my wife? Is it disrespectful the way he flirts with me to? Is it disrespectful to my wife? Is it disrespectful the way he flirts with me to my wife? Okay, first of all, Uncle Sharla, you know you talk about
Starting point is 00:25:31 Envy's butt all the time. See? You are the one who bring up the butt jokes, the gay jokes, the everything when it comes to poor DJ Envy booty.
Starting point is 00:25:42 Me? You know it's you, Uncle Sharla. Me? Every time Envy even say anything that may refer to something that's not even on topic, you make it that way. See? That is impossible.
Starting point is 00:25:55 I did not invent a remix. Thank you so much. See, it's the truth. He's disrespectful, right? No problem. So you're trying to say Envy never flirts with me? No, I don't. You always flirt with me. Hello, who's this? This is Kim. Kim, do you think it's disrespectful, right? No problem. So you're trying to say Envy never flirts with me? No, I don't. You always flirt with me.
Starting point is 00:26:06 Hello, who's this? This is Kim. Kim, do you think it's disrespectful to my wife the way this guy flirts with me? No, Kim, is it disrespectful to my wife the way Envy flirts with me? Charlamagne, come on now. I have to tell the truth. This is Kim Nahil on the line. You are always messing with DJ Envy.
Starting point is 00:26:23 I'm poopy finger? Envy, Envy, you know Charlamagne is always messing with DJ Envy. I'm poopy finger? Envy, Envy, you know Charlamagne is always messing with you, so it's Charlamagne who starts it. Right? Doesn't he?
Starting point is 00:26:32 Yes, he does. Thank you so much, Kim. This is unfair. Who is taking these calls? I'm just going through them random. Wow. Hello, who's this?
Starting point is 00:26:41 Hey, how you doing? This is Graylin Harden straight out of St. Louis, Missouri. You're City Finance. You're talking a little too fast. Slow down. What's doing? This is Graylin Harden straight out of St. Louis, Missouri. You see the finest. You're talking a little too fast. Slow down. What's your name now?
Starting point is 00:26:47 Graylin Harden straight out of St. Louis, Missouri. You see the finest. Okay. All right, Harden. Do you think it's disrespectful the way Envy's wife, I mean, the way Envy's, the way, do you think it's disrespectful to my wife the way Envy flirts with me? Or my wife the way he flirts with me? Hold on.
Starting point is 00:27:01 Neither one of y'all should be flirting with each other. That's always against the rules. What rules? No flirting with each other. That's always against the rules. What rules? No flirting with n****s. You know what? That was a rule in the 50s and 60s too, I remember. Especially down south. Alright? Before the Civil Rights Movement
Starting point is 00:27:21 and in a lot of different neighborhoods now there's still that rule Okay Alright I understand you I get what you're saying I understand where you're coming from Hello who's this?
Starting point is 00:27:31 This is Tasha Hey Tasha I'm just asking a question Is it disrespectful To my wife The way this guy flirts with me Tasha is it disrespectful To my wife
Starting point is 00:27:38 The way he flirts with me Come on now Honestly if I was Either one of you guys I would find it Totally disrespectful The way That You guys flirt with each other. What?
Starting point is 00:27:50 I don't flirt with that man. You do. Both of you flirt. And I'm curious to know who started it. He did. He did. I mean, it's one thing to be cool with your man, your friend, have a bromance and all that.
Starting point is 00:28:06 But some of the stuff y'all say is crazy. Like what? Like if I was married. Like what? First of all, the little booty jokes and stuff. All that is like overboard to me. Tasha, let me tell you. If I was your wife and I heard another man commenting about my man's butt.
Starting point is 00:28:24 I ain't never commented on his butt. I ain't never commented on his butt. I ain't never commented on his butt. Yes, both of you have. Both of you have. And if I was the wife, I know that you guys are just playing, but it's like, man, it's so common. Y'all always do it. Can I tell you something? Can I tell you a story?
Starting point is 00:28:40 Can I tell you a story? When I first, when I moved back to New York almost 10 years ago, there was a woman at an apartment complex. And she told me, she said, Charlamagne, come here. I need to talk to you. She said, you really need to watch out for DJ Envy. I said, why?
Starting point is 00:28:55 She said, because he's got a little friend that he visits over here that looks just like you. I think you're his type. He's short, ball head, same complexion. He comes over here all the time. That was my friend, little Sean, that I went to college with. That's one of my best friends. I used to go visit him all the time.
Starting point is 00:29:11 He used to stay in the apartment building as Sean. I mean, that's why she said that. But let's talk about the guy that got on YouTube. His name is Glitterstick. And he said that you used to take a bus to come see him and give him that peeny-peeny. Wait a minute now. Both of y'all deflect things. Neither
Starting point is 00:29:28 of those situations have to do with what y'all do to each other constantly. Goodbye, Taz. We don't want to talk to you. Neither one of y'all side s***s got anything to do with y'all. Let's go to one person. Peace and blessings. Who's this?
Starting point is 00:29:44 Hey, it's me, man. You're using my phrase on the radio. Oh, Sean Stone. Sean Stone, I meant to put something in your cash app the other day. No, I did, for real. But that wasn't the right. You sent me the wrong cash app. All right, so, Sean, let me ask you a question.
Starting point is 00:29:58 You listen to the show every morning, right? Sean, the way this man flirts with me, is it disrespectful to my wife? No, is it disrespectful to my wife The way Envy flirts with me? So, the thing is I've been listening to this show for mad long Show the man You will lose this game The reason why
Starting point is 00:30:13 Even the listeners you flirt with A dude could call on the radio And say something crazy And you'll be like You'll flip it around You know what I mean? What are you talking about? Yeah, you will lose this game
Starting point is 00:30:24 You brought Envy your butt. A moaned butt of your butt. So you flirt with Envy way too much, bro. See? So I think your wife will be upset. Envy's wife will be upset at you, son. Thank you. Sean, who asked you? Nobody asked you. Did somebody ask Sean?
Starting point is 00:30:40 Did we ask Sean? I don't remember asking Sean. I asked him. Alright. There's no moral of the story. Stop flirting with me. The moral of the story is, let's get a room. What? I ain't playing with you, man. This guy is crazy. It's The Breakfast Club. Good morning.
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Starting point is 00:34:05 We got a special guest on the line. Our buddy, our pal. He started off the conversation with, I'm getting old. Ladies and gentlemen, Joe Coy. I'm sorry, man. I'm trying to adjust to this Zoom. I can't do it, man. I hate it.
Starting point is 00:34:18 My 17-year-old son is the one that set this all up. He went to bed. I don't know how to turn it on. Still. Don't be like Jeff Toobin and get caught f***ing off on Zoom. You know, Jeff Toobin,
Starting point is 00:34:28 the CNN legal analyst, he got caught f***ing off on Zoom. I'm not going to lie, though. I'm doing this interview, Charlamagne, like Winnie the Pooh. I have a nice top on,
Starting point is 00:34:37 but nothing but shorts underneath, just regular underwear. Why are you trying to look, Charlamagne? Take the camera. Let me see. What's wrong with you, Charlamagne?
Starting point is 00:34:46 Aw, that ain't Winnie the Pooh. Winnie the Pooh don't wear no shorts, Joe. Come on, you tease. All right, let me take them off. Oh, my goodness. You're a tease, Joe. Let me take them off. Let me see, Joe.
Starting point is 00:34:57 Take it off, bitch. Ben Dover, let me see. What's wrong with you? We just lost him. We just lost Joe Coy. Joe Coy took off his pants. So I now started rapping to him. And then all of a sudden, we lost Joe Coy.
Starting point is 00:35:14 Man, what is going on? What are you mad at? This just makes me mad. Like, this is so unprofessional, man. It's like I'm at home in front of a chimney. Right, Angela? Now, what's behind you, Delcoy? Why is there like a crying baby?
Starting point is 00:35:36 That's my son. That's my son. A crying baby behind you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This reminds you to always pull out everybody right there i thought that was so interesting to watch you and your son sit down and for you to play some of the jokes that you told at his expense oh i i thought that was the most fun because a lot of people think i'm making the stories up i'm like i'm not making them up i'll do it in front of my
Starting point is 00:36:02 mom i'll do it in front of my my son it's do it in front of my son. It's just, it was fun to actually see him respond to the jokes personally. That was a lot of fun. Especially the masturbation joke, because, you know, that's embarrassing to talk about your son masturbating and then he came to the taping, my Netflix taping, and literally he walked out and said, you have to close with that joke, dad. But I wasn't going to do it. I swear. I was like nervous to do it. But he walked up to me. He was like, dad, you got to do that joke.
Starting point is 00:36:32 It's going to crush. Just do it. I was like, all right, let's go. So how are you doing during coronavirus and COVID? Because, you know, you tour a lot. You're always on the road. You're out the country. So how is it just sitting down doing pretty much nothing?
Starting point is 00:36:45 It's actually the this is the best year of my life. And I was blessed to be able to be in a position to not have to work because watching my son grow up in front of me, this is my first time seeing him every single day, taking him to school, making him lunch. And, you know, when you're on the road, every single, you know, every single weekend, you lose that. You take advantage of those days
Starting point is 00:37:09 where you're like, oh, I'll see him next week. But each day you actually physically seeing them grow. It's just, wow. I didn't know how much I was missing. So, man, I love it. I really do. A lot of good material from that, I'm sure. So much.
Starting point is 00:37:22 I can't wait. I was on, I went to, you know, Ohio with, you know, Chappelle's in Yellow Springs. That was my first time on stage in seven months. And all it was about was my son
Starting point is 00:37:33 and COVID and Zoom class and, you know, just experiencing all that. I hate Zoom class, man. I hate it. I hate Zoom class. Don't discipline my son.
Starting point is 00:37:43 He has a b**** right now taking your class right now. You're lucky he doesn't stand up real quick. They should have b**** checks during Zoom class. You watch all these kids fail. Watch them fail. Joe, congrats on your Variety Magazine cover too, man.
Starting point is 00:37:59 Absolutely. Yes, congrats, man. Thank you. Thank you, sir. Joe Coy is so funny. One thing that you talked about. It's upside down, Joe. Shut up, Charlamagne. What's really funny about your son is that he, at school, let people think that he was part black. No.
Starting point is 00:38:16 You know there's a teacher that still thinks he's part black? He hasn't told them that no or anything. He just left it at that. So they all believe it. And my son's cool with it. Why did he lie and say he was part black? Because my son wants to be black. What's wrong with that, Charlemagne?
Starting point is 00:38:30 Nothing. I think it's great. Yeah, my son has a huge afro. To be honest, I really do think he's part black. And I'm cool with it, too. What does your wife think about it, then? Hey, my ex, you know, she dated some people. I came in at the right time.
Starting point is 00:38:52 I got myself a cool black kid. No, wait a minute, Joe. Are you sure? All jokes aside, are you sure your son is yours? No, he's mine. He's 100% mine. He's not on his applications for anything, right? He puts black.
Starting point is 00:39:04 Yes, 100%. And then he also makes my sister's husband pick him up at school. So all the kids go, oh, his dad is black. But that's not. That's my sister's husband. Now, do you still have that zit on the side of your neck? How did you know? Because I follow you on Twitter.
Starting point is 00:39:21 It's right here, man. It won't go. That might not be a zit, bro. You know you can get hurt anywhere. All right, Angela, shut up. Really. Do you miss being on the road? I do. I do, man. I miss it. I wanted Radio City Music
Starting point is 00:39:37 Hall so bad. It was supposed to be March this year, and we have to keep postponing it. We have to wait until New York opens up. So, but I am getting ready to go on tour. I'm doing the, you know, social distance tour and you know, there are certain States that are allowing like 30% capacity right now. So I'm getting ready to do those cities right now.
Starting point is 00:39:57 I got to get on stage, man. So how was that going to feel? Basically place that's pretty much empty. I don't care. I need to get on stage, man. When I did Chappelle's spot, that was a dream. Did you try the mushrooms? Because you told us about some mushrooms. He's got this mushroom drink.
Starting point is 00:40:14 No, I didn't do it, but we were all gone, believe me. What were you on, Joe? What's your drug of choice? Wow, man. If it's not herpes from Angela Yee, Charlamagne wants to know what drugs I'm doing. At least I didn't just pin an STD on you.
Starting point is 00:40:30 I didn't pin a drug on you. I asked you. Yeah, Joe, before your herpes, do you do heroin? Quick question. Exclusive. Are you masturbating on heroin? Quick question. Quick question.
Starting point is 00:40:42 We'll be right back. All right, we got more with Joe Coy. When we come back, don't move. It'll be right back. All right, we got more with Joe Coy. When we come back, don't move. It's The Breakfast Club. Good morning. Good morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy, Angela Yee, Charlamagne Tha God.
Starting point is 00:40:54 We are The Breakfast Club. We're still kicking it with comedian Joe Coy. Charlamagne? What else did you miss out on this year that was going to absolutely take the brand of Joe Coy to another level? You know, we were getting ready to shoot that special. You know, I got a fourth one with Netflix, which is fine
Starting point is 00:41:10 because I want to do another one anyways. You know, I feel like this year's a little too soon anyways. So I want it for 2021. But you know, the movie, I got the movie with Steven Spielberg's company and we're going to shoot that early 2021.
Starting point is 00:41:26 But 2020 was supposed to be the year, but here we go. We're getting ready to do it for 2021. Don't breeze past that. Steven Spielberg. I know. It's mind-blowing, Charlamagne. Check this out. So we get the call after Coming in Hot comes out, and it's Amblin, and we go do just a general meeting.
Starting point is 00:41:44 And the first thing they say is, Steven can't stop talking about you. And I looked at my manager and then I looked at them. I was like, are we talking about the same Steven or is this Steven from accounting? Because I don't really care about Steven from accounting. And they're like, no, it's Mr. Spielberg loves your work and he can't wait to work with you.
Starting point is 00:42:00 And fast forward to right now, this is the movie that's going to happen. So can you tell us what it's about it's Easter Sunday man it's it's about Easter Sunday and it's my whole family and what happens during that that one day so they love the story and I can't wait for the world
Starting point is 00:42:15 to see it man congrats to for being recognized in San Diego with your own day in honor of Filipino American History Month man Charlamagne, you are really touching my heart. I'm proud of you, Joe. I know, but thank you, Angelo, but usually it's
Starting point is 00:42:32 Angelo and Envy that praise me, and it's usually you that shoots me completely down. That is not f***ing true, Joe. And Charlamagne, I'm speaking on behalf of every guest on your show. That's all I'm saying. That's all I'm saying. That's all I'm saying.
Starting point is 00:42:51 It's just nothing you haven't heard before, but that's everyone on your show. So thank you so much, Charlamagne. Well, I'm doing this because, you know, being that you're preparing to go perform in front of 30% of audiences, it's only going to be 30% of an interview that we actually do today. So it's going to be short. So I'm just getting all of this out actually do today. It's going to be short. I'm just getting all of this out the way now. That's all. Only when you talk, Charlene, do I masturbate.
Starting point is 00:43:12 So I just want that to be in your head right now. I want you to always remember that. Only when I spoke to him, he began to masturbate. So just keep that in your head, Charlene. Remember that. Every time you eat something, go, man, this looks
Starting point is 00:43:28 like Joe's d*** right now. And it is. It is. And that's all for you, Charlamagne. How do we always get the penises? How do we always get the penises? Because it's him! I don't say nothing about d***, Joe. Charlamagne, every interview, it's you.
Starting point is 00:43:43 You're the one that bring up d***. I looked at his set list before, Angela, and it usually says like political and then it says personal and then right. And then it quotes. You know, Joe's got a book coming out called plate. It's called what?
Starting point is 00:44:04 It's called a? It's called Big Plated B****. And it's me. It's a picture of me holding a plate with a bunch of b**** on it like this. How do we get here every time? It's called Mixed Plate. It's Charlamagne. There you go. Mixed Plate.
Starting point is 00:44:20 That's the name of the book. There you go. Mixed Plate. Mixed Plate and b****. When's that coming out, Joe? Next March. Next March. Tell us about s***. When's that coming out, Joe? Next March. Next March. Tell us about the book.
Starting point is 00:44:28 What's the book about? It's about me. It's my family. It took me two and a half years to write this thing, man. I'm not going to lie. I didn't really write it. So I don't even want to get caught, Angela. I'm just going to tell the truth.
Starting point is 00:44:42 I didn't write this damn thing. It was an hour and a half sessions every other week, and I talked. I was naked half the time, and he wrote it for me, and it was great. Make sure you reread it, man. Yes,
Starting point is 00:44:57 100. We already did, man. You're right, though, about that. I'm like, yo, this chapter isn't about my life. This is the guy that wrote it's life right here. I'm not even. Did you really have to go back and be like, okay, this is an exaggeration or we got to take this out. This didn't really happen like that. It was a lot of me digging deep and being scared to tell the story.
Starting point is 00:45:17 Actually, I was scared. There was a couple of times where I'm like, I think I'm telling too much here. Give us an example. Oh, you know know I talk about my brother you know and that's really personal. I've told Charlamagne about that too when Charlamagne came out about therapy and I told him what I was dealing with with my brother and how I have to do you know deal with a lot of deep personal stuff and therapy helps me a lot to
Starting point is 00:45:42 cope with you know knowing that my brother is in that situation. And it hurts. It hurts to, like, you know, tell someone I have a brother. And then they're like, you got a brother? Like, you know, because I keep it a secret for, like, my whole life. I haven't told anyone that I have a brother. And that hurts my soul. And it hurts my soul when he calls me.
Starting point is 00:46:00 And we can't have a real conversation because he's dealing with you know his mental issue right now and but you just want to speak to him just to you know just let him feel how is he doing now how's he doing it's tough he's always gonna need medical assistance and and it hurts it really really does hurt because he you know charlamagne when when you when you have that disorder you there's a window every now and then that opens and it's Robert, you know? And when that brief second opens, you cherish that second and you have this cool little conversation. It'll probably be about a minute long and you know it's
Starting point is 00:46:34 Robert and then boom, it closes and then it's somewhere else and that's when you're just like, damn it. That's what really f***ed with you because it's like a tease. Because for that brief moment, you're back with your brother again. Yeah, man. It feels good because he's the best lapper.
Starting point is 00:46:50 The way he jokes is amazing. I even feel like, oh, I got my comedy from him, you know? And then it'll close right away. And then it's, you know, he's talking about working for the CIA and doing some investigations. And you just got to listen to it, you know? I've given too much already. I'm sorry, but that's the kind of stuff I have to go through.
Starting point is 00:47:12 Not too many people know that I go through that. Were you worried about writing your book and you started thinking about stuff that you did in your past or said in your past and you were like, I don't know if I should add this because I could get cancelled. It was more the Robert story that I was kind of like, because I go way back to when it all happened.
Starting point is 00:47:29 So like when he was like 10, 11 years old. And those are those vivid memories, you know, MV? It's like those are like burnt inside my brain for some reason. I remember it so vividly before any other story about my brother. It's those times when the cops came and when the ambulance came came and like those are just like burnt in my brain forever and it's just like pouring that out was that was that was tough it was a lot of tears on that one is it therapeutic though it is like like i said charlamagne when you came out and said that man like really like you know when someone says something publicly but you feel like they're
Starting point is 00:48:04 talking to you like that's how i felt you know that's someone says something publicly, but you feel like they're talking to you. Like, that's how I felt. You know, that's why when I said that to you, like, I wasn't like trying to, you know, smoke. Yeah, I wasn't trying to fuck you up like we normally do, which is something we enjoy. True. We both enjoy that, Charlamagne. True. It is very true, you guys.
Starting point is 00:48:21 Charlamagne fucks up on his knees. And I don't know if you guys remember that, but he came clean. I heard, yeah, I heard, yeah, we found out. And ever since that interview, I've been f***ing off on my knees. So we have this connection now. We do it together. We call each other when y'all do it? We do it together. We sometimes will FaceTime, but who holds the phone?
Starting point is 00:48:37 That's right, we do it together. We call it b***h hour. But honestly, though, I felt like you were talking to me, man, and it takes a lot to tell people that publicly that you need therapy. But honestly, though, I felt like you were talking to me, man. And it takes a lot to tell people that publicly that you need therapy. So, you know, when you did that and I was like, OK, Charlamagne's open about it. I could be open about it. All right. We got more with Joe Coy when we come back.
Starting point is 00:48:59 Don't move. It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy, Angela Yee, Charlamagne Tha God. We are the Breakfast Club. We're still kicking in with comedian Joe Coy. Charlamagne? Are you concerned about what's going to happen after November 3rd or on November 3rd? Of course. Who is it? Are you voting for Trump again this time?
Starting point is 00:49:15 Yeah, me, Ice Cube, and 50 Cent are having a party. True. I'm sorry Ice Cube and 50 Cent has left. Cube is just presenting a black agenda, and he's presenting it to whatever party is interested in it. That's all. He's just engaging on both sides. Yes, but if you vote now, I will send this
Starting point is 00:49:34 to everyone. What is that? That's you. Joe Coy, you popping. Why you ain't sending that out to us, Joe? I will right now. Where's the clothes you said you was sending me? It's at your mailbox.
Starting point is 00:49:47 Have you ever checked it? Or is there 10 cars in front of it? Now, Joe Cor, don't you feel it's crazy that he won't purchase those items in support? Joe Cor, you said I'm going to send you your clothes. Send me your signs. I did. I sent you everything. I'm going to look.
Starting point is 00:50:01 Man, you are a liar. And you've always been a liar. I didn't see. Man, you are a liar and you've always been a liar. I didn't see. No, but you do. Like, I know each character on The Breakfast Club has a certain identity and, you know, Angela's very, you know,
Starting point is 00:50:16 she's positive, she's informative, she knows the no of what's happening now. Charlamagne talks about b**** and he also lets you know that he hates you. Like, he always makes sure to let you know that I hate you. I love you, Joe. I do. I love you too. And then, MB, you're a liar. Like, you
Starting point is 00:50:32 always lie. He does lie a lot, Joe. You do lie a lot, MB. And he does like **** for no reason. Like, yesterday, yo, listen, the other day he lied about two things. Cardi B was on. What was Cardi talking about, Yee? Oh, she was talking about Her nipples being
Starting point is 00:50:46 You know Because from breastfeeding That her nipples Now listen to this lie Joe If he goes That happens to me too I did not say that That's not what I said
Starting point is 00:50:56 Well Envy does have a lot of kids And I'm sure he has to help out My kid knows Oh yeah yeah yeah You know what It's a buffer It's a buffer nipple Before the real nipple.
Starting point is 00:51:06 So, like, it lets the baby start to suck and then when the real is ready, then he moves it on. So, it's like, you're a fluffer.
Starting point is 00:51:15 You're a fluffer. I'm a fluffer. Oh, good. A fluffer. Okay, listen, we're almost up to the 30%. Where can I find that Joe Coy doll?
Starting point is 00:51:21 That's right. I can't. Well, you know what I'm going to do to that doll? What are you going to do to that doll? You ain't trying to get my hands on that doll, Joe. And why did you turn it around for him, Joe?
Starting point is 00:51:29 What'd you say? Why did you turn the doll around for him? I just wanted you to see. Well, the back side is the most appealing. Am I right? What does that say? Charlemagne was here? What does that say? What does that say? From the ghetto to the getty. It's my outfit that I wore on the special.
Starting point is 00:51:47 Thank you. They gave all of us that jacket. Yes. I got that. Those are for sale? That dog? Yeah, man. Go to JoeCoy.com or Funko.
Starting point is 00:51:57 I'm going to order 69 of them right now. Back to Hawaii. I was supposed to go to Hawaii but then they shut it down until just recently they just opened back up so when are you going back there by the way you've been traveling she's been out no quarantine for you no sit her ass I'm not married I'm not worried about infecting anybody else in my home yeah it's kind of illegal what you're doing too Angela but go go ahead and spread that New York virus, girls.
Starting point is 00:52:28 She's a super spreader. She's a super spreader. I bet you I got tested more than both of y'all. Nope. I think you're a liar. I think you're a liar. I think you got tested once and you just want us to believe you because you're so innocent and pure. I think you're a liar. I think you're going to. You just want us to believe you because you're so innocent and pure.
Starting point is 00:52:45 I think you're a liar. I think you're going to go to Hawaii fully infected. Didn't you have to get tested as soon as you got there? I just did a TV show where I'm hosting this competition, and we got tested three times sometimes a week, two to three times a week. And even in Yellow Springs, as soon as you get there, and I went twice, and then I just hosted something for Dame and John. I got tested to even be able to go there a week. And even in Yellowstone, as soon as you get there, and I went twice, and then I just hosted something for Dame and John.
Starting point is 00:53:05 I got tested to even be able to go there a couple of days ago. And before you travel, some places you have to get tested. Like if you go to Hawaii, you have to get tested and submit the test results
Starting point is 00:53:15 before you can even go. Yeah. Have you gotten tested? I've gotten tested about eight times. Angela, don't let us catch you in a lie. If this goes public, that you're positive wherever you land, you're going to look so stupid.
Starting point is 00:53:30 You're going to look so stupid. Because you're telling the world that you've been tested, and then you end up in Mexico, and it's all over TMZ. Angela Yee comes to Mexico positive, and then all of Mexico hates you. My pastor is retired now, so I can't go to Mexico. But even to come back to work we have to get tested. Although they haven't recently. I know Charlamagne is never going to get tested. I got tested but that was
Starting point is 00:53:52 what Angela was talking about was on September 9th. Yeah. Now y'all haven't got tested and I'm scared to come around y'all. I got tested twice between then. Yeah I got tested last week with my daughter and I got tested. I definitely got tested twice between then. Yeah, I got tested last week with my daughter, and I got tested. I definitely got tested top of October.
Starting point is 00:54:08 Yeah, I got tested twice. Because I had to film something. Top of October, you got tested. It's only October 20th. You definitely have it right now. That is a lie, Joe Coyne. You got it. You got it.
Starting point is 00:54:19 Charlamagne has it, and I'm going to put it out there. I'm a betting man. I'm a betting man. I'm from Vegas. Out of the three of you, I guarantee Charlamagne has it, and I'm going to put it out there. I'm a betting man. I'm a betting man. I'm from Vegas. Out of the three of you, I guarantee Charlamagne's got it. Charlamagne got COVID right here, right around his lips. You just want to bring attention to your handlebar mustache.
Starting point is 00:54:39 Knock it off. My goodness. Have you been dating during coronavirus? No. So you haven't met anybody? No online dating? Nothing? I mean, Charlamagne masturbate with each other.
Starting point is 00:54:51 That's what they do. Yeah, that's dating enough for me. You know what I mean? I get whatever I need from that conversation with Charlamagne. And then we move on. I don't like how you're judging us, Joe. I don't like how they're judging us either, Angela. I just said, have you been dating? I don't know that masturbating together on FaceTime is a date. You can consider that a date. It's physical. It's bonding. It's bonding. Yep. It's nurturing. It's the same thing as dating.
Starting point is 00:55:18 No, I can't. I don't. I think I'm so hyper focused with what's going on right now. I don't want anything to derail it. I'm enjoying what's happening with what's going on right now. I don't want anything to derail it. I'm enjoying what's happening with my life right now. So I don't know, man. I just, I'm just not willing to, I don't know. Risk it all. Yeah, I don't want to give that energy right now. I need to save all this energy right now for what I've worked so hard for.
Starting point is 00:55:42 And I need to concentrate on this right now. Especially for what's about to happen for you, Joe. The Steven Spielberg movie. Absolutely. Thank you. I'm so happy for you. You got a lot of great things happening. Nobody has my clothes up here, Joe, but we'll let it slide.
Starting point is 00:55:51 I'll go order my own. Your book dropping next year. Thank you. I sent a box out, Envy. I swear to God, move the 99 BMW away from the mailbox. The 1952 Sherman tank. Get that out of the way.
Starting point is 00:56:16 There is a mailbox at the end of your driveway. If you just move your 1963 bug. Okay. Joe, we appreciate you for checking in, man. We're so proud of you and happy for you, Joe. We're proud of you, Joe. I love you guys, man. Thank you so much for everything.
Starting point is 00:56:29 I love you guys. Love you too, man. Keep working. Thank you, boss. You're the best. Is your country falling apart? Feeling tired? Depressed?
Starting point is 00:56:38 A little bit revolutionary? Consider this. Start your own country. I planted the flag. I just kind of looked out of like, this is mine. I own this. It's surprisingly easy. 55 gallons of water for 500 pounds of concrete. Everybody's doing it.
Starting point is 00:56:51 I am King Ernest Emmanuel. I am the Queen of Ladonia. I'm Jackson I, King of Kaperburg. I am the Supreme Leader of the Grand Republic of Mentonia. Be part of a great colonial tradition. The Waikana tried my own country. My forefathers did that themselves. What could go wrong?
Starting point is 00:57:05 No country willingly gives up their territory. I was making a rocket with a black powder, you know, with explosive warhead. Oh my God. What is that? Bullets. Bullet holes. We need help! We still have the off-road portion to go.
Starting point is 00:57:21 Listen to Escape from Zakistan. And we're losing daylight fast. That's Escape from Z-A-Q-istan on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey guys, I'm Kate Max. You might know me from my popular online series, The Running Interview Show, where I run with celebrities, athletes, entrepreneurs, and more. After those runs, the conversations keep going. That's what my podcast, Post Run High, is all about. It's a chance to sit down with my guests and dive even deeper into their stories, their journeys,
Starting point is 00:57:58 and the thoughts that arise once we've hit the pavement together. You know that rush of endorphins you feel after a great workout? Well, that's when the real magic happens. So if you love hearing real, inspiring stories from the people you know, follow, and admire, join me every week for Post Run High. It's where we take the conversation beyond the run and get into the heart of it all. It's lighthearted, pretty crazy, and very fun. Listen to Post Run High on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. As a kid, I really do remember having these dreams and visions, but you just don't know what is going to come for you. Alicia Keys opens up about conquering doubt,
Starting point is 00:58:47 learning to trust herself, and leaning into her dreams. I think a lot of times we are built to doubt the possibilities for ourselves. For self-preservation and protection, it was literally that step by step. And so I discovered that that is how we get where we're going. This increment of small, determined moments. Alicia shares her wisdom on growth, gratitude, and the power of love. I forgive myself. It's okay. Like grace. Have grace with yourself. You're trying your best and you're going to figure out the rhythm of this thing. Alicia Keys, like you've never
Starting point is 00:59:25 heard her before listen to on purpose with jay shetty on the iheart radio app apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts you are a donkey. It's time for Donkey of the Day. I'm going to fatten all that shit around your eyes. They want this man to throw them blows, man. They wait for Charlemagne to tap them gloves. Let's go.
Starting point is 00:59:57 You have to make a judgment of who was going to be on the Donkey of the Day. They chose you. To the breakfast club, bitches. Who's Donkey of the Day today? Donkey of the Day goes to Major League Baseball player Reese McGuire. Now, he is a 25-year-old catcher for the Toronto Blue Jays. Toronto, what's happening? On February 7th, Reese was
Starting point is 01:00:13 arrested and doomed in Florida for masturbating in a strip mall parking lot. That's right. Little five-knuckle shuffle. Okay, that damn Florida will get you every time. What does your Uncle Sharla always say about the great state of Florida? The craziest people in America come from the Bronx and all of Florida.
Starting point is 01:00:32 And even if you're not from there, sometimes just being there can make you crazy too. Let's listen to the news report, please. Catcher for Toronto Blue Jays is getting some exposure the team isn't very pleased with. Pinellas deputies busted 24-year-old Reese McGuire, accusing him of exposing himself. According to the Pinellas County arrest report, when deputies arrived at this parking lot at Patricia and Main in Dunedin at two in the afternoon on Friday, they spotted McGuire naked from the waist down. The report indicates there was an extremely pornographic video on his cell phone. Deputies say McGuire apologized, saying he was sorry repeatedly.
Starting point is 01:01:11 When asked why his pants were down, he replied, quote, I really shouldn't have been doing that. They also wrote McGuire had just finished a practice at the team's facility, had a bite to eat, and then ended up in this parking lot. Wow. TMZ actually has audio of him trying to explain why he did this to the police officers. I kind of was checking to make sure no one was looking, like no one was around me. And then at that point, I kind of got spooked when I saw you start. And then I realized what an idiot, what a dumb place to be.
Starting point is 01:01:40 I mean, if you're down at an apartment next to the stadium, why would you come to a parking lot just to masturbate? I just, I don't know. I'm not sure what goes on from here, but as far as I've realized that I made a mistake of having my pants down and doing what I was doing, and if there's any way I can really learn from it, I'd be like, hopefully no one's harmed. And I really am apologetic,
Starting point is 01:02:05 and I know I shouldn't have done this. Wow. Reese McGuire, a.k.a. Yank Aaron. If you ever wondered what MLB players rub on their bats, please don't ask him. Okay? How the hell you just pull up to a parking lot to have a date with Pamela Anderson? All right, I know you're an MLB player, but isn't there a better place to play a game of one-handed baseball?
Starting point is 01:02:26 This reminds me of an article I read in the New Yorker some years ago. Back in 2014. You can look it up. It's called Baseball's Sticky Secrets. I'm not sure this is what they meant. Okay, if you're a baseball fan, which I'm not, then you remember when Yankee pitcher Michael Pineda, did I pronounce his name right, you Yankee fans? Michael Pineda? Y'all don't remember?
Starting point is 01:02:47 Is that his name? Nobody in the room knows, huh? Michael had been caught on TV cameras with pine tar on his hand. I am almost positive Grease McGuire would rather get caught with that sticky substance on his hand than whatever came from the old shaking steak. Now, I don't know why, but when I reread this article about baseball's sticky secrets after reading this article, it just sounds a little sick. Okay, I'm going to read some of this verbatim and you tell me, am I alone here with thinking whoever wrote this quite possibly has had to bunt in a strip mall parking lot.
Starting point is 01:03:25 Oh, yes, bunt is the term that should be used when an MLB player gets caught masturbating in a strip mall parking lot. I mean, if first base is kissing, making out, and a home run is sex, then bunting has to be masturbation, right? Right? Anyway, let me read you some stuff from this article and tell me, after hearing this story of Reese McGuire, your mind, you know, doesn't go in the gutter while reading this story. Follow me. Drom, can you put on some sensual music maybe?
Starting point is 01:03:51 Drom, what do you put on right before you're about to, you know, do a little one-on-one with yourself? Play that little tune. Wow. Wow. All right. That's a sexy tune. This is straight from the New Yorker.
Starting point is 01:04:07 Pine tar, which is the sticky byproduct of a process of firing pine wood under pressure. Whoa. Reese McGuire, a.k.a. Ernie Spankbanks, was clearly trying to relieve some pressure by firing off pine tar from his pine wood in the script mall parking lot okay let's continue hitters are allowed to put this sticky stuff on their bats to keep bats from slipping out of their hands and flying dangerously at players on the field or into the stands wow if it's flying at players on the field are people people in the stands, we might have to call Reese Derek Skeeter, all right? Meanwhile, pitchers are not allowed to use it. Clearly, in the case of Reese McGuire, only catchers can use it.
Starting point is 01:04:57 Envy and Drama, I want to ask you both a question. Oh, boy. Are you pitchers or are you catchers? Huh? What's that supposed to be me? Do you guys prefer the top of the knife or the bottom of the knife? Huh? Can I be a hitter?
Starting point is 01:05:14 Can I be a batter? All right. I don't think there's a way around this situation. You just got to rub your bat with this sticky substance, okay? Now, let me tell you why this New Yorker article says pitchers are not allowed to use this sticky substance. It's a perfectly good explanation. By the letter of the rules, they
Starting point is 01:05:31 cannot apply a foreign substance of any kind to the balls. That includes tacky substances as well as slippery things like Vaseline. They are also not allowed to spit on the ball or rub it on their bodies. The rationale behind these rules
Starting point is 01:05:48 is that messing with the balls makes it do weird, unfair, and potentially dangerous things. A lubed-up spitball, for instance. All right. All right, enough's enough. You're kinky this morning, bro. I'm reading from the article.
Starting point is 01:06:03 I'm reading from the New Yorker. You're fantasizing right now. You're kinky. Well, I'm not reading anymore of this unless you pay me 99 cents per minute. Okay. Now, back to Reese McGuire, a.k.a. Jacking Robinson. I have nothing else to say about him other than he needs to wash his hands, use hand sanitizer, and social distance.
Starting point is 01:06:23 Okay. Oh, and wear a mask. In fact, catchers in baseball wear masks all the time. In fact, they wear masks with throat protectors. I don't know what that has to do with anything, but it sounds fitting. Please give Reese McGuire the sweet sounds and the hammer tones. Oh, now you are the donkey of the day. You are the donkey of the day.
Starting point is 01:06:52 Yee-haw. You're very kinky this morning, bro. I just want to throw that out there. I need to look up Reese McGuire's salary real quick. Hold on. What is Reese McGuire's salary? Reese McGuire's salary. Oh. Why do you need to look up Reese McGuire's salary real quick. Hold on. What is Reese McGuire's salary? Reese McGuire's salary. Oh.
Starting point is 01:07:07 Why do you need to know that? He made $555,000 last year, and he plays in Major League Baseball. I can totally see why he would be masturbating in a strip mall parking lot. I totally can understand. $555,000, and you're a Major League Baseball player? They don't pay catchers good or something? They usually do. Jesus Christ.
Starting point is 01:07:29 All right. Well, thank you for that donkey today, sir. Yes, ma'am. Yes, sir. I'm a sir. I don't know if you realize it yet. You've been working with me 10 years. I'm a sir.
Starting point is 01:07:39 All right, we got more coming up next. We're The Breakfast Club. The Breakfast Club. Morning, everybody. It's DJ Breakfast Club. The Breakfast Club. Good morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy, Angela Yee, Charlamagne Tha Guy. We are The Breakfast Club. We got a special guest in the building, friend to the room. Yes.
Starting point is 01:07:57 Ladies and gentlemen, Flame. We can say Flame Monroe. Flame Monroe. Good morning. Good morning. Good morning, Angela Yee. Good morning, DJ Ambit. Good morning, Sha Sha.
Starting point is 01:08:11 Hey, Flame. Good morning, Flame. Now, Flame's not alone. Flame has Nick with her, Nick Smith. Good morning, everybody. Good morning, everybody. Together, they have a podcast called the Laugh and Learn Podcast that is on the Black Effect iHeartRadio Podcast Network.
Starting point is 01:08:23 Mm-hmm. And we debuted yesterday. We got great ratings. April Ryan hit me up this morning to say that she loves the spirit of the show. She loves the direction that it went in, and she'll be my very special guest this Monday. Hey!
Starting point is 01:08:37 So what days do y'all drop? Every Thursday? We drop on Thursdays. We tape on Mondays. Thank you, Charlamagne. You know what's so funny, everyone? I want to say this, because y'all know I ain't going to blow you, Charlamagne. So, you know what's so funny, everyone? I want to say this because y'all know I ain't going to blow smoke up Charlamagne's ass because y'all know I cussed that out. But let me give it to you real. A year ago, almost to this date, November 14, 2019, I met Charlamagne for the first time. I didn't come in with a combative argument.
Starting point is 01:09:01 I didn't want to argue about this, that, and the other. I wanted to come in as a comedian. We had a conversation. Charlamagne said on to argue about this, that, and the other. I wanted to come in as a comedian and we had a conversation. Charlamagne said on that show that I think that you're really good. I came back three months later just to talk about my career with that whole AHF campaign
Starting point is 01:09:13 who just rehired me, by the way. And now here it is, a year later, my third time, three times this time, not only am I coming back as a guest, but I'm also an employee of iHeart. A partner. And I'm in partnership
Starting point is 01:09:24 with Tiffany Haddish and Charlamagne Tha God. Let me just say that. Pick your battles, ladies and gentlemen. Pick your battles. So I had a fight, and I won. I won. I got it. Flame only been up here three times?
Starting point is 01:09:35 I feel like Flame up here. Now, Flame was up here once by itself. November, February, and now. Oh, wow. We always get a lot of reaction every time Flame is up here. Absolutely. Because Flame is a good starter. What kind of reactions, Angela?
Starting point is 01:09:51 Well, some people love you and think you're amazing and hilarious. Some people are like, I don't agree with that. Who hates Flame? Not hates, but don't agree with something. No, I don't hate. She said don't agree. But see, this is what Laugh and Learn will do. We will teach the world that
Starting point is 01:10:05 I am just another person talking to another person. Everybody had reservations about Charlamagne. The community couldn't stand Charlamagne. But Charlamagne and I just bonded because he respected me for who I came, who I presented to him that day. And I respected him back because if the deal would have cost a lot,
Starting point is 01:10:21 I would have freestyled on. I've been freestyling on all week, let me say. I've been lighting up a line. Who you been lighting up? Who you freestyled on i've been freestyling all week let me say i've been like who you been laying out who you freestyling on who's messing with you i don't know what you're talking about how did you meet nick smith nick smith and i met in chicago 30 years ago we were working at a club where he used to come see the drag shows at a club called club laray uh many years ago and i mentor a girl named tasha thomas who i learned everything from i think she was the funniest woman on LeRae many years ago and I mentor a girl named Tasha Thomas who I learned everything from. I think she was the funniest woman on the planet. She died years ago from AZT. I blame
Starting point is 01:10:50 Dr. Fauci. We'll get to that. And she was so important to make such an impact in both of our lives. We became friends and over the years Nick went on to do TV, won an Emmy but we always had a great relationship. So we're like a yin and a yang.
Starting point is 01:11:07 So I'm like, you remember the two police officers on Sanford and Son, the black one and the white one? Yeah. So Nick is the white one, and I'm the black one. He'll give it to you technically,
Starting point is 01:11:16 but I'm going to break it down for you. So, Flame, what can we get from the first episode of Laugh and Learn? You will get the introduction of who we are, and I'm glad we didn't have a celebrity guest for the very first show because I think when the podcast first launched, the people who are watching it
Starting point is 01:11:31 want to know who they're going to be watching weekly or daily or however the show is set up. Because what we do is we welcome people in to come in to say, you are part of our family. The only way we're going to ever break the separation between the heterosexual community and the LGBT community is we're going to have to the separation between the heterosexual community and the LGBT community
Starting point is 01:11:46 is we're going to have to sit down and have a real honest conversation with each other, even if it's brutally honest, because on my page, I'm brutally honest. And if you're sensitive and you're a crab baby or you're part of the cancer culture, don't come to my because this ain't what you want. I promise you, this ain't what you want. And this is what
Starting point is 01:12:01 Flamin' and I have talked about. It's always been an exchange of ideas. It's a transfer of information because what we do know is that there's common ground in every area, and we just need to have that. And one of the things that helps to make the show so special is that Flame has always had these Flameettes, people
Starting point is 01:12:18 who call in regularly and bring up topics that Flame isn't even aware of. And Flame says, you know what? No matter where I go, we all use the same menu. Right. Explain, Nick. Don't just leave it there. I was waiting for him to elaborate. What menu? What's on this menu?
Starting point is 01:12:33 That was for me to finish. Whenever you come to my restaurant, whatever you order on the menu, whether it be filet mignon or salmon, it always comes with an extra pickle. And a nice-ass pickle, but always an extra pickle. It's a great week to be on here because you guys had Nikki Giovanni on here the other day,
Starting point is 01:13:01 and I am such a fan of Nikki Giovanni. I think she's an incredibly brilliant woman. Can we just talk about the power of the black woman in 2020? Can we talk about the power of the black woman in 2020? You know I love me a black woman anyway. I love all women. I'm not one of them. I love all women.
Starting point is 01:13:17 But I really love that the black women are really getting their Jesus. And that Stacey Abrams is a monster. Let me tell you, that lady plays no games. Let me show you the strength of the power of a black woman and the strength of a power of a black man. Stacey Abrams lost being governor. They cheated out of it. And instead of her going into a hole and getting depressed, she got on the battlefield and rallied 800 million votes
Starting point is 01:13:36 to get us in so we could make Georgia blue. Andrew Gilliam was also cheated in Florida out of being the governor. But instead of standing up and going going going this decided to go to the hotel with the trick off and got caught and i don't now i'm not reading them because i still love his politics his politics has nothing to do with his with his uh oops i made a mistake it would have made our black man look stronger because it's always looked like it's a tug of war in the black community between the black man and the black
Starting point is 01:14:03 woman when we fight together now we have come together way more than that little sister tamika valley let me tell you something girl i like you sister oh i like her i really like that to me do you know what the panel gonna look like this year baby it's gonna look like basket robbins 31 flavors we're gonna have asians indigenous we're're going to have black, white, fat, skin. Baby, we even got a tranny that won. Let me tell you something about the hypocrisy of the LGBT community. Stop with the trans girls. My sister, I love y'all, but y'all know I love to upset y'all too.
Starting point is 01:14:34 F*** y'all. Here it is right here. They say that people don't like us because we trans, because of the way I look, people don't like me. But we have the first trans senator, Sarah McBride in Delaware, who won. So if we're not voting for her and straight people don't like her but we have the first trans senator Sarah McBride in Delaware who won so if we're not voting for her and straight people don't like her then how does she win to be the
Starting point is 01:14:49 senator okay y'all make that make sense to me because we have a senator and she's cute she don't look like Herbert with a wig on she's actually really cute because you know a lot of me look like Herbert with a wig on I'm just telling you and I think that more than anything like Flamie has mentioned those things but you know the conversation that we had this week also talked about parenthood.
Starting point is 01:15:08 Because I think in all of this, because Flame is alive and we know that. But that's part of the magnetism of Flame. But Flame is also a father. So here's Flame dealing with real issues of a child in the pandemic, dealing with the frustrations of being a teenager, trapped with the father who is larger than life. There's just a lot going on. And these are some of the topics
Starting point is 01:15:29 that we bring up all the time on the show as well. Real people dealing with real things. I think with Andrew Gillum, people process trauma differently. People process hurt and pain differently. Salute to Stacey. She held it down and she kept doing the work. You know, Andrew was doing the work too, but he got a little sidetracked.
Starting point is 01:15:47 I think that in all of that, what I never want to be lost is that when we have these conversations, Flame and I will have these real conversations about things of this nature. And Flame is always going to find a way to make it funny. And I think that what I never want to be misconstrued is our in any way. Are we ever discrediting the work or the efforts and the commitment? Because what we have here in this opportunity with Laugh and Learn is to amplify and accelerate black voices. And I do believe that those voices come in many different shapes and forms. Flame is just one voice.
Starting point is 01:16:20 I'm just another voice. And that's why we encourage people to not only listen but to laugh and learn sound off and hold flame accountable if you don't like what she said jump on in the conversation and hold her accountable because that's what we're there for so no hold on let me put my earpiece in my earpiece slipped out that's the second time something slipped out today hold on hello look at me uh uh andrew gillett i politics, by the way. He's a great guy. He's a great guy. I do.
Starting point is 01:16:47 And I don't think that was his first time with a guy. What I do believe is that he had gotten too comfortable with that particular person, and he let his guard down. I don't even think that the trick set him up. I think that the trick's friend tried to set him up. That's what I believe. All right, we got more with Flame and Roan. When we come back, don't move.
Starting point is 01:17:04 It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy, Angela Yee, we got more with Flame Monroe. When we come back, don't move. It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy, Angela Yee, Charlamagne Tha Guy. We are the Breakfast Club. We're still kicking it with comedian Flame Monroe. How was your pandemic? Because you were talking before about, you know, your kids during this pandemic. How you been holding up, Flame?
Starting point is 01:17:18 I'm not holding up. I'm falling apart. You know, they say black don't crack. Everything on the inside is broken. Everything is broken. Nothing but my mouth work. But you have been prospering, so congratulations to you
Starting point is 01:17:29 on the success that you've been having during a time when it has been difficult for people. Thank you, Anza. And right back at you, girl. You all over TV.
Starting point is 01:17:36 I see you got inducted into the Hall of Fame, girl. Y'all doing it. I'm jealous. I'm trying to get there. You working. I want you to meet somebody, Flame.
Starting point is 01:17:44 Dramos. Oh. Say hi. We've been talking about you to meet somebody, Flame. Dramos, say hi. We've been talking about you all morning long, Flame. Who is that? Let me see. Let me see. I got my lights on. I could have came to you.
Starting point is 01:17:54 I got my lights on. Dramos don't like to talk too much. He has a crush on Jason Lee. What happened? What? She don't like Jason Lee. You don't like Jason Lee, Flame? That is not true at all. That is not. Let me tell you something. No, I don't like Jason Lee. You don't like Jason Lee, friend? That is not true at all.
Starting point is 01:18:06 That is not. Let me tell you something. No, I don't like Jason Lee. That's not true. Jason and Tiffany are super tight. And here's the thing, Sean. You will have people in your life that you are cool with, and you'll have other people that they're cool with that you're not cool with.
Starting point is 01:18:22 I don't have to jail with everyone. And let me tell you something. I met Jason at Tiffany's birthday last year in December. He asked me to do his show. I told him I'd think about it. He told Tiffany, Tiffany, make her do my show. I told him, bitch, Tiffany ain't my motherfucking mama. That's my boss, but she can't make me do shit I don't want to do.
Starting point is 01:18:38 My mama can't make me do nothing I don't want to do. So then I seen him again, and he was like, I want you to do the show. And I thought about it, and then I know who Jason is. I just got a bad juju from Jason. So he sent out an invitation about a month ago at me to say, Flame, you a bitch-ass nigger. You scared to come do my show because you don't want to talk about LGBT and woo-woo-woo.
Starting point is 01:18:55 And I just don't want that fight. Like I told you earlier, I'm picking my own battles. So I'll get a chance to see him, because I didn't want to send out a message and go like, I'm a whole ass I can go to you face-to-face, toe-to- toe to toe this week i'm off in the box remember them hands jason uh so when i got a chance i was on another girl's lab i don't even mention her name i was on her lab and she kept saying oh jason hi jason lee and that i don't know what me and jason didn't get along because i didn't even see it about him. My glasses off. So I just addressed the situation and let him know.
Starting point is 01:19:27 So then he he clapped back and said that I was a good with a dick and which something I always say. But quite as kept the call me. This fat got a dick. Oh, no, he don't. He just had surgery. So now he got a little good. Jason is shape. Can we call it a hashtag saggy maggot?
Starting point is 01:19:48 Lord have mercy. Now, I'm gonna tell you something. I don't like to be petty. I would love to see you and Jason have a conversation, because both of y'all motherf***ers go back and both of y'all got some mouths on you. What? Well, stay petty because you won't see it, boo. I ain't got to do nothing I don't want to do.
Starting point is 01:20:04 And that ain't what I want to do. If I wanted to do gossip TV or reality TV, I had many opportunities. That's not for me. I'm actually done with that whole conversation because guess what? This is West Side Chicago. We ain't going to do that much harder.
Starting point is 01:20:15 I wish I'd have saw y'all arguing at Tiff's birthday party. How I miss that? We was all right. We wasn't arguing. We were arguing. It was a conversation. Listen, I'm all for not doing things I don't feel like doing. Thank you, Anza.
Starting point is 01:20:28 Some things you just don't invite into your DNA because then it gets in your psyche. Baby, if I can keep you away and I know you're a bad juju, keep your ass away from me. Me and you not for each other. All right. Nick, you sure you want to do this? You know, I mind my own business. Let me tell you something. Nixon, how about you?
Starting point is 01:20:47 I made a commitment years ago. I will never do anything on television to embarrass my mama because Miss Rosetta is watching right now. And I will never do anything that does not work for my spirit. I love flame. Flame is one of the most important people in my life. But do you know the thing I like about flame is not performative. That's an authentic person right there.
Starting point is 01:21:06 When you sit down and you have a conversation with Flame, it's an authentic individual, period. Just moving on, Flame, what do you expect from this administration, the Biden-Harris administration, or Harris-Biden, as I like to say? When we going to get in? And you know, Charlene, that's great that you asked me that because y'all know back when I first came on or the second time I came on, I was never Team Harris for president.
Starting point is 01:21:26 But I did say she was smart enough not to take a knife to a gunfight. Let me tell you something. We would talk about, I would wear my blue glasses. I talked about Biden-Harris every day because it came down to the opportunity or to the, that's all the choice that we had. I couldn't do another four years of Trump. They say it was picking the lesser of two evils. I didn't believe that.
Starting point is 01:21:44 I believe that we will never get back to the same normalcy that we once had in this country. But I also believe as a black people and a brown people that people are starting to see us. People are starting to hear us because we had to make such a funk. And now we got Kamala Harris in there and everybody comes questioning, was she black enough? Is she black enough? I say, let him piss her off. Keisha Jackson gonna show up
Starting point is 01:22:06 for the project. They don't know that mother f***er. I was watching the smirks on her faces and I'm speaking. Baby, I was a sister all day. So everybody who don't remember, don't know what a sister is, she shows up on that night
Starting point is 01:22:17 when Mike Pence had that fly laying on his gay ass head. Anywho. What did you say? I said when Mike Pence had that fly laying on his gay ass head. Do you want me to spell it? Yes.
Starting point is 01:22:31 Mike Pence. Let me tell you. What you know about Mike Pence, Flint? We got to stop doing this to ourselves. We got to embrace who we are and love who we are. We see you play up. We see you. We know.
Starting point is 01:22:44 Mother knows. And we know. Mother knows, and we know. Mother knows, and we know. Tell me how you know, Flame, because you ain't even got no lenses in your glasses. How can you see that? I see plenty. I see you. I see plenty. You want me to be gay so bad.
Starting point is 01:23:01 I don't give a damn whether you gay or straight. You ain't my type. And if you open your legs and it ain't a coochie that way for me, I'm going to a damn whether you gay or straight. You ain't my type. And if you open your legs and it ain't a coochie that way for me, I'm gonna punch shit out you, dude. I don't want to throw a fight. Knock it off. Henry, get your boy. Get your boy, Henry.
Starting point is 01:23:15 He needs something. He been flirting all morning long. I don't know what's wrong with him. You know, you know what's so messed up? I had another comedian tell me, oh, you already got the job. Wait, hold on.
Starting point is 01:23:30 You muffled. Hold on with the hairpiece. One second. There you go. Something slid out. That's the third time now. As you always talk about some sex, I think you need to get laid
Starting point is 01:23:38 like really good once. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it.
Starting point is 01:23:42 I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it.
Starting point is 01:23:42 I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it.
Starting point is 01:23:42 I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it.
Starting point is 01:23:43 I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it.
Starting point is 01:23:43 I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it.
Starting point is 01:23:43 I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. Girl, you would never talk about it. You'd be smiling all day, all night, yesterday, tomorrow, this evening, all that. You're the one that said that it's something slid out twice already. Now that's three times.
Starting point is 01:23:52 I know, but you always talk about sex. What was you about to say? You said somebody said you only got this job. First of all, you don't have a job. You have a partnership. That's number one. Exactly. But they said that I only got the job because, man, you got some kind of thing going on.
Starting point is 01:24:03 I said, well, that's discrediting my talent. That's disrespectful to Charlamagne because Charlamagne is a married man with a wife. I said, and then that's discrediting my talent. Why couldn't I get the job? I'm on talent. I mean, that's mad disrespectful they put you with that ugly man like that, man. Right. You can do better than that, Flame.
Starting point is 01:24:17 Better than that, Flame. Y'all got your own relationship. I ain't got nothing to say with that because Charlamagne know how to defend himself. I've seen him freestyle on quite a few people recently and lately. But Charlamagne, you've been real good lately. Because I know you and that other guy. I love your clapback. The guy who's been freestyling you, he's in another podcast.
Starting point is 01:24:36 I ain't going to say the f***ing name. But you know what your clapback is? F***er, you just signed 14 partnerships for iHeart. Just had the biggest deal with iHeart. And you got a show coming on. Your clapback is real. I want your hands. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:24:48 What are you going to do with that? What are you going to do with that? All right, we got more with Flame Monroe. When we come back, don't move. It's The Breakfast Club. Good morning. The Breakfast Club. Morning, everybody.
Starting point is 01:25:02 It's DJ Envy, Angela Yee, Charlamagne Tha God. We are The Breakfast Club. We're still kicking it with comedian Flayne Monroe. Flayne, what's the next stand-up? Do you miss being on the road? Oh, my God. It's killing me. I hate talking to apparatuses.
Starting point is 01:25:16 I need the energy of people and the smiles. I miss taking pictures and the hugs. But I get the greatest inbox fan letters and stuff. But, yes, i'm working on one hour special netflix y'all a year is up y'all ain't called so if hbo or jeff bezos whoever called first i'm going to the highest bidder trump can call a bitch tonight i'm telling you right now i'm going no you know no you are not playing listen i was i was always team. I was never around with Trump.
Starting point is 01:25:45 I thought it was quite irresponsible of some of the people that have come on this show telling them to hold their vote. Hold it for what? Hold it for Lil Wayne because he needs that million dollars to get out of jail for them 10 years they tried to slam his little funny looking ass with. Y'all know what? Y'all stop giving Lil Wayne night quills. Get a thing of some day quills because he needs to wake the f*** up. You know he drink call service. You know he drink coffee, sir. You know he drink coffee, sir.
Starting point is 01:26:07 But y'all gonna listen to him. Y'all know y'all f***ed up. This is Laugh and Learn, baby. This is what Laugh and Learn gonna be. Is Tiffany gonna EP your stand-up special too? I would hope she would. And I want quite a few million dollars because I have written my one-hour special
Starting point is 01:26:21 and it will be an event. It won't just be a stand-up comedy special because, you know, I've done everything. I've done drag. I've hosted. special, and it will be an event. It won't just be a stand-up comedy special, because, you know, I've done everything. I've done drag. I've hosted. I'm going to make it a whole event, but most of it will be stand-up,
Starting point is 01:26:32 but I got some great material about stories from the Bible, about my boy Bill Cosby. Hey, Bill, boo, I love you. What? What? What the f*** do you mean you love Bill Cosby? That was a kiki joke. F*** Bill Cosby. Every time I see Bill Cosby, first of all, Bill Cosby? That was a kiki joke. F*** Bill Cosby. Every time I see Bill Cosby,
Starting point is 01:26:45 first of all, Bill Cosby tried to destroy Nikki Giovanni's career in the 70s because she was the first one to come out to say that he had the grabby hands and s***. Really?
Starting point is 01:26:55 But she didn't know about them cocktail pills that'll put you to sleep like that Michael Jackson's Bill f***. It's who. But then, Bill Cosby came out
Starting point is 01:27:04 against a lot of single black women. You know, Bill Cosby came out against a lot of single black women. You know, I got to think about black women. My mom was a black woman. Baby, all my aunties and grandma, I love black women.
Starting point is 01:27:11 I love all women, but if I had to be a black woman, which I'm trying to be right now, I'm a black woman. Uh, said the single black mothers failed their kids because they couldn't
Starting point is 01:27:19 keep the men in home. Then he got on a bunch of comedians say, don't use the N word. Don't say nigga. Don't say nigga. I say nigga all the time. F*** that n***a.
Starting point is 01:27:27 All right. Laugh and learn podcast. Flame, we appreciate you for joining us on iHeartRadio. Mixed Mint, thank you. Good luck. Flame, what's wrong with you? Thank you for the partnership. NG, NB.
Starting point is 01:27:38 Watch out for them kids. Angel Lee, I'm very proud of you, sister. The days you can't be at work, you know y'all can call me. You know I feel lean. Okay. A lot of space. I would love that. The days you can't be at work, you know y'all can call me. You know I feel lean. Okay. A lot of space. I would love that. The Breakfast Club is problematic enough.
Starting point is 01:27:49 Okay? The Breakfast Club is a great place to be. So many people want to be here. And I just want to thank my partner, Nick Smith, right here on camera. Nick, thank you for joining me. And so as I asked him, he was like, immediately, yes. Because I knew that we would be a great team. I'm telling you guys it's something
Starting point is 01:28:06 different it's something fresh it is not for the sensitive at a heart it is not for crab babies in the council culture because we speak raw we speak real we speak factual but I will always bring it around to be funny because on the top and at the end I am always going to be a comedian first let's do this thank you guys for watching and sharing you can can watch me on Coffee Time every day. Subscribe to me on YouTube at Flame Monroe or Instagram at Monroe Flame. It's backwards.
Starting point is 01:28:32 I'm backwards like the president's son, just backwards. But I thank you guys so much. Thank you, Charlamagne. Thank you, DJ MB. You know I f*** with you, Flame. And by the way, it's only a matter of time for Flame. Flame is Flame going to be that thing in a minute. We got everyone... I got that
Starting point is 01:28:48 thing too, Charlemagne. We got everyone on Monday. I got D.O. Hughley signed up. Letty C is gonna come on. Of course, Tiffany Sharp. I'm listening. I'm gonna get Kevin Hart. And I wanna interview everybody from politicians to kings because I'm telling you, the only way that we're going to let this bridge down
Starting point is 01:29:04 between the LGBT community and the straight community is having an honest conversation on who we are. Because that's all I want to do. Let's bring us together. Because baby, you know it's a rainbow cloud in the front, but check the back of that rainbow. It's all kind of cracks, potholes, racism, storm clouds. Yeah, I'm the bitch
Starting point is 01:29:20 on the back because I'm keeping it going. I want to see you and Stacey Abrams. So we're going to get Stacey Abrams on before the Senate election in January. I love Stacey. You and Stacey Abrams. We're going to get Stacey Abrams on before the Senate election in January. I love Stacey. You going to hook me up? We're going to make that happen. Oh, that's how I'm going to do it. You're a good boss.
Starting point is 01:29:32 What's your name? What's your name? We're partners. I'm not your boss. We're partners. Y'all know the rumors already. You're talking about what you need. Y'all know the rumors already.
Starting point is 01:29:39 Y'all stop it. DJ and me. But see, DJ and me, the only reason I wrote my one word because they gonna get you the ass he ain't give me no ass first of all I ain't give him no ass he definitely give me ass I would never be a bottom
Starting point is 01:29:54 I would absolutely be a power top then why'd you give me ass I almost threw up wait a minute get off this Zoom, Flame. Thank you so much. I thank you guys so much. All right, Flame.
Starting point is 01:30:11 Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy, Angela Yee, Charlamagne Tha God. We are The Breakfast Club. Now, leave us on a positive note. Hey, listen, man. My positive note is simply this. People demand freedom of speech as a compensation for the freedom of thought, which they seldom use.
Starting point is 01:30:27 Had enough of this country? Ever dreamt about starting your own? I planted the flag. This is mine. I own this. It's surprisingly easy. 55 gallons of water, 500 pounds of concrete. Or maybe not. No country willingly gives up their territory. Oh my god.
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