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Had enough of this country?
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I planted the flag. This is mine. I own this.
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55 gallons of water, 500 pounds of concrete.
Or maybe not.
No country willingly gives up their territory.
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The world's most dangerous morning show.
The Breakfast Club.
Man, what the hell is this, man?
Breakfast Club, bitches
I'm glad they put y'all together
Y'all are like a megaforce
Y'all just took over everything
Wake your punk ass up
This Chris Brown, I've officially joined the Breakfast Club
Say something, mother f***er
I'm with it
The world's most dangerous morning show
Breakfast Club, bitches
It's your time to get it off your chest, whether you're mad or blessed.
We want to hear from you on The Breakfast Club.
Hello, who's this?
What's happening?
Andy, what's up, man?
Good morning.
Good morning, DJ.
Good morning, Angela.
Good morning.
I'm not sure if Charmaine got there yet.
I'm here, sir.
I'm here.
He's here now.
Good morning.
Hey, Charmaine, I'm on your side.
DJ, I have a question for you.
Why do you bully Charlamagne so much?
Envy bullies me?
Wow.
DJ Envy bullies me.
I agree.
That's a different take.
I agree.
DJ Envy bullies me.
DJ Envy bullies me.
I get bullied on this show, and I agree with you, sir.
What do you think I should do?
Should I go to HR, give me a bag?
I think the best thing is DJ and me, he has the same hairstyle
as you, right? You guys both have bodies.
But the difference is...
DJ got the fake hairline.
Yeah, that's the thing. His hairline might be
fake, but
you can see yours.
You can see it starts
in the back of your head. You have the Stephen A.
Smith half-bro and DJ
has the fake.
Is he bullying you?
Yes.
Yeah, you can see his face.
You can see his hairline.
He doesn't have to go to the barbershop.
I think you're flirting with me, bro.
Are you flirting with me?
You don't want to marry a man.
You didn't give me no advice about my bully situation.
How am I bullying Charlamagne?
Yeah, you have a perfect hairline.
You don't have to go to the barbershop to get your hair cut.
His hairline bullies mine?
I actually go to the barber twice a week, sir,
but I think I love the fact that you're complimenting me.
His hairline is scared.
He's running back.
You can see your hairline.
You can see the front of your hairline.
How's your hairline, sir?
My hairline is good. I don't have to come 10 minutes late
because I'm in the parking lot shaving my head.
I'm confused whose side you're on this morning.
Who the hell was 10 minutes late because they were shaving their head?
You know you're a grown-ass man talking about my hairline and showing me his hairline.
I think you're flirting with us, sir.
That's so funny.
I just did this whole thing on here,
and I was talking about how men are so self-conscious about their hairlines.
I'm not.
I'm not at all.
Guys don't want to not wear a hat if they don't have their hair cut.
I didn't have a hat on yesterday.
If I need a haircut, I'm wearing a hat.
That's just me.
That's regardless.
Hello, who's this?
This is Tavares.
Hey, Tavares.
Get it off your chest.
Hey, I got a little issue
with Charlamagne.
I'm not sure if you're
part of the group either,
but this whole
black man don't cheat.
Yes, sir.
I'm not coming up
against the brothers
or trying to sell secrets
and all that stuff.
That's exactly what you're doing.
I can smell it on your breath already this morning.
Well, smell my breath when I give you this.
I'm the whole reason my father cheated on his wife.
My dad did too, sir.
Okay, I'm here on account of that.
You know what I'm saying?
Oh, you're a love child.
Huh?
Go ahead. There was no love involved in that. You know what I'm saying? Oh, you're a love child. Huh? Go ahead.
There was no love involved in that.
You know what I'm saying?
That was lust.
That's called lust.
That's a difference.
That's what I'm saying.
In our community,
there's a lot of kids rejected
because of this lust demon.
And this whole false narrative
of black men don't cheat.
Listen, I don't know if it's comical.
You know what I'm saying?
But I get the comedy in it. There's no comedy in it, man. Let me tell you something, sir. Black men don't cheat. Listen, I don't know if it's comical, you know what I'm saying, but I get the comedy in it.
There's no comedy in it, man.
Let me tell you something, sir. Black men don't cheat.
I don't know what grown-ass black little boys do,
but black men, we don't cheat.
You know what I'm saying? Because I know
that your father caused your...
That's what you're saying. Yes.
Okay, I get it now. That's what you... Okay.
I was just unaware of
the comedy side of it, You know what I'm saying?
There's no comedy.
There ain't no comedy.
This is not a laughing matter.
You still speak to your dad, bro?
A real man, a real man does not cheat is what you're saying.
Black men don't cheat.
That's right.
Let me ask you a question, sir.
Do you still speak to your dad?
Yeah, I love my father.
Okay.
Did you get out all the situation and problems and everything off your chest with him?
With the help of God, yes.
Okay, good.
Let me ask you a question.
Did your father, his wife, or whoever he cheated on,
how did you coming into this world devastate her?
What happened, she embraced me.
That's why I love her to this day.
She embraced me, and that's why I outreach the kids that are rejected
and have that same spirit upon them that when they feel, when they go out in the world
and they don't have a father, they don't have a mother,
these crimes that are being committed,
these things that are being committed in our community,
there's a deep-rooted thing that we have to dig up
and really look at people.
And that's what's going on in our community right now.
It's rejection.
Well, you're right.
We're not rejecting you, brother.
We love you.
Thank you for calling, brother.
And I love y'all, too.
I love y'all, too.
I appreciate y'all.
And remember, black men don't cheat.
All right, get it off your chest.
800-585-1051.
If you need to hit us up right now,
it's The Breakfast Club.
Good morning.
I'm telling.
I'm telling.
Hey, what you doing, man?
I'm telling.
I'm calling you.
This is your time to get it off your chest.
Whether you're mad or blessed.
800-585-1051.
We want to hear from you on The Breakfast Club.
Hello, who's this?
Hey, it's Drew.
Hey, what's up, bro?
Get it off your chest.
Man, I'm just happy to be out this morning, man.
You and me both, brother.
Yeah, man, you know, just thanking the Lord and shouting out my family, my wife and my kids.
As long as we keep going on my way to work this one.
Y'all have a blessing.
You too, my brother.
Hello, who's this?
This is Jules Jims 100.
Hello.
Jules Jims 100.
Get it off your chest.
You sound like a cigarette.
It's early.
It's early.
I didn't have tea yet.
Well, what's up, mama?
Get it off your chest.
You having a great day so far? So far, it's a great day. It's early. I didn't have tea yet. Well, what's up, mama? Get it off your chest. You having a great day so far?
So far, it's a great day. So many blessings.
I do have a jury business. It's called June June's 100th.
But every single day I think about my brother that is in jail
because of police brutality over for 10 years.
He's in jail because of police brutality? How'd that happen?
He was about 15 years old and he was jumped by police.
They took him to jail.
They had him sign papers, and he didn't even have his parents with him.
Damn.
Oh, my God.
I'm sorry.
So they basically forced him to confess to something that he didn't do.
Correct.
Gotcha.
That is awful.
I'm sorry about that, Mama.
And we can see how that can happen
as if we've seen it happen many times.
That's awful.
I even went to go visit him
and the police wouldn't let us visit him.
Is that illegal?
We're just f***ing.
And he was over jail for 15 years.
Man, well, I'm so sorry, Mama.
Well, I'm glad you heard my story
and my brother's story,
so I'm very happy about that.
Okay.
Well, thank you for calling the event with us this morning.
Yes, thank you so much.
Have a good day. You too.
Hello, who's this? Yo, what's up, Envy?
Hey, what's up, Trav?
Hey, what's up, you? Hi, Trav!
How you doing, boo?
Good, boo. How are you? I'm doing good.
I'm doing good. What's up, Charlamagne? What up, sis?
How you? Listen, I got
a bone to pick with you. Oh, here we go. You love picking my bone. No, I'm tired of up, Charlamagne? What up, sis? How you? Listen, I got a bone to pick with you. What's new?
You love picking my bone.
No, I'm tired of you, Charlamagne.
I am tired of you. You know, you
purposely go out your way
not to mention J. Cole.
When you talk about lyricists, you always want to bring
up Rhapsody. You always want to bring up
Kendrick Lamar. You always go out
your way not to mention J. Cole, and I'm tired of
it. That's not true. I just mentioned
who I thoroughly enjoy and I'm not saying
that J. Cole's not a lyricist. Those are just the two
people that come to the top of mind when I think
of super lyricists in this game. I think of
Cole. I think of Rhapsody. I think of Big Sean.
That's what comes to my mind.
That's what you do think of Cole.
I want you to know that Cole can watch Rhapsody.
Cole can watch K-Dot. K-Dot already
ducked the smoke on American Dreams
featuring Jeezy. Just go listen to that song.
My brother, you need to go listen to
Sojourner with Rhapsody and J. Cole.
Rhapsody clearly bodies J. Cole on that
record. If you think otherwise, you're
really being biased. But Cole
ain't on K-Dot. I don't think Cole's on K-Dot or Rhapsody
level, but that's just my opinion.
Hey, Envy, y'all want to close bombs with J. Cole, man.
Y'all have a good day. Come on, Solomon. He's supposed to say he's
the Tim Duncan. Say that. What?
Forget it. We did mention Cole the other day when we were
talking about lyricists with Blue...
What's his name? Blueface. Why'd I start to say
Blue Dot? Who's Blue Dot? I don't know. I don't know who that is.
Get it off your chest. 800-585-1051.
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Is your country falling apart feeling tired depressed a little bit revolutionary consider this start your own country i planted the flag i just kind
of looked out of like this is mine i own this it's surprisingly easy there's 55 gallons of water
500 pounds of concrete everybody's doing it i am king Ernest Emmanuel. I am the Queen of Laudonia.
I'm Jackson I, King of Capraburg.
I am the Supreme Leader of the Grand Republic of Mentonia.
Be part of a great colonial tradition.
The Waikana tribe own country.
My forefathers did that themselves.
What could go wrong?
No country willingly gives up their territory.
I was making a rocket with a black powder, you know, with explosive warhead.
Oh my God.
What is that?
Bullets.
Bullets.
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Morning, everybody.
It's DJ Envy, Angela Yee, Charlamagne Tha Guy.
We are The Breakfast Club.
Now, if you just joined us,
we're talking about scheduling sex.
Now, where did this come from, Yee?
This came from Tia Mowry on the What to Expect podcast,
where she was talking about how she has a busy schedule,
she has kids, and she and her husband, Corey Hardrick, have to schedule when they'll be intimate
to make sure their sex life is not neglected.
I mean, I think it's, I don't think it's the sexiest thing.
I think that sounds more like a job.
Like, you know what I mean?
Like what Charlamagne said earlier, like, I'm like, okay,
like that just seems like we got to have sex Tuesday at 12 o'clock, be there.
Like that doesn't seem sexy.
But you can make it sexy.
If you say it like that. That doesn't seem sexy. But you can make it sexy. If you say it like that,
it doesn't sound sexy. Now, if you say it like,
alright, baby, so let's see. You get
home at this time. You're traveling here. You come
home then. So, I'm going to surprise
you. We're going to have an amazing date.
So, let's get ready for that.
How's the surprise if it's on the schedule?
It's on the schedule, but you don't know what she's going to do.
That's the surprise.
I mean, I wouldn't want to schedule sex.
I mean, don't get me wrong,
it's a great appointment
to have,
but does scheduling sex
negate like impromptu sex?
Like all the impromptu sex
that could possibly go down?
No,
that's not to say
that you can't sometimes
have spontaneous sex
when you can,
but at least you know
on these dates
you're getting some.
Yeah,
now that I think about it,
I might be on a schedule.
Like weekends are made
for Michelob,
okay?
We got kids,
we hustling during the week
You know what I'm saying
That's not a schedule
It's not every Saturday at 8
I mean you know
It's the weekend
You just know
During the weekend
Friday, Saturday
Like that's the days
You at home
You cooling out
You know what I mean
Kids be in bed
By 8 o'clock
9
You know what I mean
Like it's different
Right
It's different
I like it
I think it's to make sure
That you're not neglecting
The other person
Or neglecting sex
Because sometimes
You can get so busy
you'd be like,
damn, we ain't even had sex
in two weeks
because we've been so busy
and tired.
And when I think about
scheduling sex,
I think about that
Tyler Perry movie.
I think it was a Tyler Perry movie.
It was a movie
with Sanae Lathan
and Sanae Lathan
I think was the side chick
and she was creeping
with the white husband
and she used to have to be
at this hotel
every week
on a certain day
and then one day,
because the wife found out
about the schedule,
so one day she looked up
and the wife was standing there.
So I think about that
when I think about appointment sex.
You think about cheating
and Tyler Perry?
Yeah, what was the name
of that movie?
Was that The Family That Prays?
Was that it?
I don't remember.
I just know that
Snide Layton was the side chick
and they had scheduled sex
with the white husband.
Is that like
Madea's Merry Christmas or something?
I don't know.
I don't remember what it was.
I don't remember who's in the movie or not.
I think it's the family that prays.
Hello, who's this?
It's D.
Hey, D, what's going on?
What up, D?
We want to hear from you.
Just wanted to.
Yeah, yeah.
What's the schedule you're with?
What's the schedule?
Hey, as far as scheduling is concerned, I personally don't have a problem with it, especially
a busy couple, you know.
But that doesn't mean that, you know, that's going to take away from the spice, the spontaneity.
You can still have those days.
You know, for sure, this day of the week, I'm going to get me some.
It gives you something to look forward to.
Why do men giggle when they say that?
This day of the week, I'm going to get me some.
Yeah, man. So that's my point of view on that, man. It don't matter. I'm with you. me some. I'm going to get me some. Yeah, man.
So that's my point of view on that, man.
It don't matter.
Yeah, I'm with you.
All right.
Thank you.
Hello.
Who's this?
Maddie and Catherine.
Hi.
Hey, guys.
Are you guys a couple?
Hey, good morning.
Morning.
Hello.
Guess not.
Good morning.
Now we're talking about scheduling sex.
Are you guys a couple?
No.
No.
This is my cousin.
I'm taking her to work.
I'm sorry.
You're disgusting. You're disgusting. Did you just call these two women who are guys a couple? No. This is my cousin. I'm taking her to work. I'm sorry. You're disgusting.
You're disgusting.
Did you just call these two women who are cousins a couple?
I just asked a question.
They said it's Maddie and Catherine.
They on the phone again.
What's wrong with you?
I just asked a question.
Talk to me, Maddie and Catherine.
Do y'all have WAP Wednesdays scheduled for your booze?
Oh, my goodness.
Wow.
First of all, I think scheduling sex is whack as hell.
Okay.
I want to walk by my man, and it's automatic, on site.
Not, let's do this Monday at
3 o'clock. It don't work that way.
A girl who has no kids
driving Toyota Corolla
and you know you got time for that. Some people don't have
time.
What her car got to do with this?
Why you had to throw it?
What did that have to do with it?
What's wrong with Toyota Corollas?
Thank you.
I'm a teacher.
Like, what do you expect me to drive?
Okay.
Yeah.
Anyway, no, I think it's whack.
Yeah.
Okay, you think it's whack.
I like on-site sex, though.
Yeah, and I don't think that means you're not allowed to do that if it's not on the schedule.
It just means you know these particular days it's going to happen.
Yeah.
Thank you, Angela Lee. Yeah. It's Angela Lee. It's Angela. It these particular days it's going to happen. Yes. Thank you, Angela Lee.
Yeah.
It's Angela Lee.
It's Angela Lee.
In a Corolla.
In a Corolla.
Thank you, guys.
800-585-1051.
I really want to know
what her car had to do with it.
That was disrespectful.
She was like,
she ain't got no kids
to drive a Corolla.
Like, the people with Corollas
don't got nothing to do
but have on-site sex.
Wait, wasn't she getting
a ride to work, too?
Exactly.
In that Corolla. Absolutely. 800- have on-site sex. Wait, wasn't she getting a ride to work, too? Exactly. And that Corolla.
Absolutely.
800-585-1051.
We're talking about scheduling sex.
What are your thoughts?
It's The Breakfast Club.
Good morning.
The Breakfast Club.
Morning, everybody.
It's DJ Envy, Angela Yee, Charlamagne Tha God.
We are The Breakfast Club.
Now, if you just joined us, we're talking about scheduling sex, alright?
What are your thoughts?
I think it's kind of whack. It doesn't sound,
it doesn't seem spontaneous, it doesn't seem romantic,
but ever since my nanny left,
I might have to schedule more sex because
my baby sleeps right in between me
and my wife and it's the worst thing ever. It's the best
thing because it's your daughter and, you know,
but I'm like, can mommy and daddy
get some time? Yeah, I don agree with uh the scheduling sex either but i'm actually not mad at it i'm
really sitting here thinking would wop wednesdays be a great thing to add to the repertoire taco
two is right in the wop wednesday and some people might schedule sex if they're trying to have a
baby too oh yeah yeah yeah yeah that's that's something different though but yeah because
they're looking for when a woman is. Yeah, yeah.
Let's go to the phone lines.
Hello, who's this?
This is Joel.
G.I. Joe.
I'm from Miami.
What's up, G.I. Joe from Miami?
Joel.
Oh, Joel, my bad, King.
Shock Posse.
Nah, boo-lay, nah, boo-lay.
Hey, I'm on my way home from work, man.
I'm calling.
I'm blessed and highly favored.
Blessed, black, and highly favored, like you always say. Yes, sir. I'm on my way home from work, man. I'm calling. I'm blessed. I'm highly favored. Blessed, black, and highly favored, like you always say.
Yes, sir.
I'm on my way home from work, man.
I just wanted to call and say I'm really happy.
I'm about to close in on the house.
Congratulations.
Thank you.
It's really good for me, my girl, and my son.
Shout out to my girl, Ashley, and my son, Jalen.
So I'm just happy and blessed, man.
Well, congratulations.
You know, I'm happy for you.
We were having a topic, though.
The topic was, you know, do you schedule sex?
Every day, every morning.
Huh?
Word.
What's that?
We were talking about scheduling sex with the wife.
Like, do you have sex with the wife?
Yeah, we do, man.
I'm up every Friday.
It's on Fridays now.
That's it.
Oh, so Friday is the scheduled appointment. I work 80 hours a week, man. I work 80 every Friday. It's on Fridays now. That's it. Oh, so Friday is the scheduled appointment.
I work 80 hours a week, man.
I work 80 hours a week, so it's only on Fridays.
Okay, so Friday is when you peel back that poor skin.
And doesn't that give you something?
And you get to going.
That's it.
True indeed.
True indeed.
And doesn't that give you something to look forward to?
Absolutely, and it's worth it.
All right, bro.
That's right.
Hello, who's this?
Hello.
This is Elroy, like the Jetsons is Elroy, like the Jetsons.
Elroy, like the Jetsons.
My man, what's happening, Elroy?
Big Elroy.
Big Jetson energy.
Big future.
Say that again, Charlemagne.
Big future.
Did you say Elroy is big?
You know what?
You're kinky this morning, but Elroy.
Nah, yeah, yeah.
Nah, take that off.
Nah, yeah, nah.
Y'all hard to get in contact with, though.
Y'all real hard to get in contact with.
You didn't have to say real hard twice like that, but go ahead.
What'd you say?
Come on, man.
You crazy, crazy.
Talk to me, man.
What's happening?
We're talking about scheduling sex, bro.
Nah, I ain't with scheduling sex.
You never know what happened in life.
You know what I'm saying?
I was just rolling over and living up a butt cheek.
You know what I'm saying?
What about your butt cheek?
Can I get it in?
What?
He said you never know what happened in life.
That's true, man.
Schedule an appointment and you miss that appointment.
Something might come up.
I'm with you.
Exactly.
I'm with the rolling over in the middle of the night, getting the action popping,
trying to wake her up, you know, nudging her, trying to move that leg over.
You know how it go.
Move that leg over.
I feel you, Big Future.
Does she wake up?
Oh, chill out.
Chill out.
Chill out.
But, hey, I've been trying to get in contact with you with real estate, man.
I need you to holler at me off the line about real estate.
Big land.
What you need, Elroy?
No, I'm working with your credit dude already to get my credit straight.
Me and my wife, we got our own company, Cody Homes.
That's K-O-D-Y-H-O-S.
We get property all over.
And I just need,
we need funding, really.
That's the biggest thing.
So I know you and Cesar
be a big Cesar.
I know both of y'all
be moving.
Now it's big Cesar.
Now we need some money.
It's big Cesar.
Huh?
All right, man.
I know y'all be moving all over,
so I'll be trying to get,
I'll be trying,
I wrote you on Instagram
I wrote C's
I wrote your wife
No disrespect or nothing like that
But I wrote everybody
Trying to get in contact with you
Alright man hold on
Alright
Alright what's the moral of the story guys?
I mean the moral of the story
Is do what works for you
I'm going to be honest with you
I can't be mad at scheduled sex
I mean that's a great appointment
To have right
To have some poom poom
On the schedule
I'm not mad at it, but you know,
I just don't want to take away from the
spontaneity
of sex. I feel like
my schedule is so jam-packed with things that
I'm like, I gotta do this, I gotta do that. That'd be a nice thing
to see on my schedule. Big
Thursday. What?
Can we play that clip where he said yesterday
about, there it goes.
Zacking off on Zoom with Zaddy.
Big Zaddy.
Big Zaddy.
All right.
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Morning, everybody.
It's DJ Envy, Angela Yee, Charlamagne Tha Guy.
We are The Breakfast Club.
Good morning.
If you just joined us, we're just asking.
I'm asking a serious question, right?
No, I'm asking a serious question.
Charlamagne, if you listened to The Breakfast Club for the last 10 years.
That is a lie.
You noticed that I really think he's a little funny and. Funny asagne, if you listen to The Breakfast Club for the last 10 years, you notice that I really think
he's a little funny and
funny as how? What you mean? Like, ha-ha funny?
I don't know if it's ha-ha funny.
What do you mean? What kind of funny? I don't know if it's
ha-ha funny or you serious, but he flirts with me all
the time. I'm not flirting with you. The problem
is, Angela, you've been off all week.
And being that Angela, you've been off all week,
you've been really, really, really
flirting. And the final scruff music, when you played Trey Songz about 10, 15 minutes ago and kept looking at me as you were playing the new Trey's songs.
I think that's disrespectful to my wife.
Well, let's go to the phone lines.
A lot of people out there.
What is the question we're asking?
The way you flirt with me, is it disrespectful to my wife?
No, it's the way you flirt with me, disrespectful.
No, you flirt with me.
Hello, who's this?
Hey, this is Brandy.
Hey, Brandy.
Is the way that he flirts with me disrespectful to my wife Brandy. Is the way that he flirts with me disrespectful?
No, is the way that he flirts with me disrespectful?
Yes, it's disrespectful to your wives and to y'all's self
because y'all not bisexual.
Y'all should be flirting with each other.
Whoa.
Wow.
So we're disrespecting both our wives is what you said?
Yes.
That's not right.
You know, I was in a relationship where a dude with gay and with hotness.
So,
they don't feel good
on the woman's behalf.
So you think,
hold on,
so you think
that we actually
flirt with each other?
Yeah,
y'all be flirting
with each other.
I listen to y'all
every morning.
I don't be flirting
with any flirt with me.
So this is like a thing.
Like,
this is really,
like,
they all really think
we be flirting with each other.
And she's an expert
on this,
by the way.
She's an expert.
Hello,
who's this?
This is Tom. This is All One Room from Amityville. Hello, who's this? This is Tom.
This is All One Room from Amityville.
Tom, this is a safe space, Tom.
So I need you to answer a question for me.
Is it disrespectful to my wife the way Envy flirts with me?
The way he flirts with me?
Is it disrespectful to my wife?
It is so disrespectful, Envy, that you don't accept the love that this man has given to you, bro.
Wow.
All right.
I remain in showing you the love, Envy. Take that love, bro. Wow. All right. I remain in showing you the love, Envy.
Take that love, bro.
Take that love, man.
I think maybe you...
Your wife understands.
She understands.
Poopy Boy Senior is on deck.
Let her know.
You know what I mean?
Let her know.
Poopy Boy Senior is on deck.
Tell your son, tell his friends,
say, yo, they'll get over it.
Tell them boys, they know they Poopy Boys.
They probably just not on the radio.
My goodness, goodbye.
Hello, who's this?
This is Roya from Brooklyn.
Hey, Ray from Brooklyn.
Hey, Ray.
Nah, nah, Brooklyn, nah, Brooklyn.
Roya, Roya, Roya.
Roya?
Roya.
Oh, I need to ask you a question.
Is it disrespectful the way Envy flirts with me?
Is it disrespectful to my wife?
Is it disrespectful the way he flirts with me to? Is it disrespectful to my wife? Is it disrespectful
the way he flirts with me
to my wife?
Okay, first of all,
Uncle Sharla,
you know you talk about
Envy's butt all the time.
See?
You are the one
who bring up the butt jokes,
the gay jokes,
the everything
when it comes to
poor DJ Envy booty.
Me?
You know it's you,
Uncle Sharla.
Me?
Every time Envy even say anything that may refer to something that's not even on topic,
you make it that way.
See?
That is impossible.
I did not invent a remix.
Thank you so much.
See, it's the truth.
He's disrespectful, right?
No problem.
So you're trying to say Envy never flirts with me?
No, I don't.
You always flirt with me. Hello, who's this? This is Kim. Kim, do you think it's disrespectful, right? No problem. So you're trying to say Envy never flirts with me? No, I don't. You always flirt with me.
Hello, who's this?
This is Kim.
Kim, do you think it's disrespectful to my wife the way this guy flirts with me?
No, Kim, is it disrespectful to my wife the way Envy flirts with me?
Charlamagne, come on now.
I have to tell the truth.
This is Kim Nahil on the line.
You are always messing with DJ Envy.
I'm poopy finger?
Envy, Envy, you know Charlamagne is always messing with DJ Envy. I'm poopy finger? Envy, Envy,
you know Charlamagne
is always messing with you,
so it's Charlamagne
who starts it.
Right?
Doesn't he?
Yes, he does.
Thank you so much, Kim.
This is unfair.
Who is taking these calls?
I'm just going
through them random.
Wow.
Hello, who's this?
Hey, how you doing?
This is Graylin Harden
straight out of
St. Louis, Missouri.
You're City Finance. You're talking a little too fast. Slow down. What's doing? This is Graylin Harden straight out of St. Louis, Missouri. You see the finest.
You're talking a little too fast.
Slow down.
What's your name now?
Graylin Harden straight out of St. Louis, Missouri.
You see the finest.
Okay.
All right, Harden.
Do you think it's disrespectful the way Envy's wife, I mean, the way Envy's, the way, do
you think it's disrespectful to my wife the way Envy flirts with me?
Or my wife the way he flirts with me?
Hold on.
Neither one of y'all should be flirting with each other.
That's always against the rules.
What rules? No flirting with each other. That's always against the rules. What rules?
No flirting with n****s.
You know what? That was a rule in the 50s and 60s too, I remember.
Especially down south.
Alright?
Before the Civil Rights Movement
and in a lot of different neighborhoods now
there's still that rule
Okay
Alright
I understand you
I get what you're saying
I understand where you're coming from
Hello who's this?
This is Tasha
Hey Tasha
I'm just asking a question
Is it disrespectful
To my wife
The way this guy flirts with me
Tasha is it disrespectful
To my wife
The way he flirts with me
Come on now
Honestly if I was
Either one of you guys
I would find it
Totally disrespectful
The way That You guys flirt with each other.
What?
I don't flirt with that man.
You do.
Both of you flirt.
And I'm curious to know who started it.
He did.
He did.
I mean, it's one thing to be cool with your man, your friend,
have a bromance and all that.
But some of the stuff y'all say is crazy.
Like what?
Like if I was married.
Like what?
First of all, the little booty jokes and stuff.
All that is like overboard to me.
Tasha, let me tell you.
If I was your wife and I heard another man commenting about my man's butt.
I ain't never commented on his butt. I ain't never commented on his butt.
I ain't never commented on his butt.
Yes, both of you have.
Both of you have. And
if I was the wife, I know that
you guys are just playing, but it's like,
man, it's so common. Y'all always
do it. Can I tell you something? Can I tell you a story?
Can I tell you a story?
When I first, when I moved back to
New York almost 10 years ago,
there was a woman at an apartment complex.
And she told me, she said, Charlamagne, come here.
I need to talk to you.
She said, you really need to watch out for DJ Envy.
I said, why?
She said, because he's got a little friend that he visits over here
that looks just like you.
I think you're his type.
He's short, ball head, same complexion.
He comes over here all the time.
That was my friend, little Sean, that I went to college with.
That's one of my best friends.
I used to go visit him all the time.
He used to stay in the apartment building as Sean.
I mean, that's why she said that.
But let's talk about the guy that got on YouTube.
His name is Glitterstick.
And he said that you used to take a bus to come see him
and give him that peeny-peeny.
Wait a minute now. Both of y'all
deflect things. Neither
of those situations have to do
with what y'all do to each other
constantly. Goodbye, Taz. We don't want to
talk to you. Neither one of y'all
side s***s got anything
to do with
y'all. Let's go to one person.
Peace and blessings. Who's this?
Hey, it's me, man.
You're using my phrase on the radio.
Oh, Sean Stone.
Sean Stone, I meant to put something in your cash app the other day.
No, I did, for real.
But that wasn't the right.
You sent me the wrong cash app.
All right, so, Sean, let me ask you a question.
You listen to the show every morning, right?
Sean, the way this man flirts with me, is it disrespectful to my wife?
No, is it disrespectful to my wife The way Envy flirts with me?
So, the thing is
I've been listening to this show for mad long
Show the man
You will lose this game
The reason why
Even the listeners you flirt with
A dude could call on the radio
And say something crazy
And you'll be like
You'll flip it around
You know what I mean?
What are you talking about?
Yeah, you will lose this game
You brought Envy
your butt. A moaned butt
of your butt. So you flirt with Envy
way too much, bro. See?
So I think your wife will be upset.
Envy's wife will be upset at you, son.
Thank you. Sean, who asked you?
Nobody asked you. Did somebody ask Sean?
Did we ask Sean? I don't remember asking Sean. I asked him.
Alright. There's no moral of the story. Stop
flirting with me. The moral of the story is, let's get a room.
What?
I ain't playing with you, man.
This guy is crazy.
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Everybody, it's DJ Envy, Angela Yee,
Charlamagne Tha God.
We are The Breakfast Club. We got a special guest on the line. Our buddy, our pal. Hevy, Angela Yee, Charlamagne Tha God. We are The Breakfast Club.
We got a special guest on the line.
Our buddy, our pal.
He started off the conversation with, I'm getting old.
Ladies and gentlemen, Joe Coy.
I'm sorry, man.
I'm trying to adjust to this Zoom.
I can't do it, man.
I hate it.
My 17-year-old son is the one that set this all up.
He went to bed.
I don't know how to turn it on.
Still.
Don't be like Jeff Toobin
and get caught
f***ing off on Zoom.
You know, Jeff Toobin,
the CNN legal analyst,
he got caught
f***ing off on Zoom.
I'm not going to lie, though.
I'm doing this interview,
Charlamagne,
like Winnie the Pooh.
I have a nice top on,
but nothing but shorts
underneath,
just regular underwear.
Why are you trying to look,
Charlamagne?
Take the camera.
Let me see.
What's wrong with you, Charlamagne?
Aw, that ain't Winnie the Pooh.
Winnie the Pooh don't wear no shorts, Joe.
Come on, you tease.
All right, let me take them off.
Oh, my goodness.
You're a tease, Joe.
Let me take them off.
Let me see, Joe.
Take it off, bitch.
Ben Dover, let me see.
What's wrong with you?
We just lost him.
We just lost Joe Coy.
Joe Coy took off his pants.
So I now started rapping to him.
And then all of a sudden, we lost Joe Coy.
Man, what is going on?
What are you mad at?
This just makes me mad.
Like, this is so unprofessional, man.
It's like I'm at home in front of a chimney.
Right, Angela?
Now, what's behind you, Delcoy?
Why is there like a crying baby?
That's my son.
That's my son.
A crying baby behind you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
This reminds you to always pull out everybody right
there i thought that was so interesting to watch you and your son sit down and for you to play some
of the jokes that you told at his expense oh i i thought that was the most fun because a lot of
people think i'm making the stories up i'm like i'm not making them up i'll do it in front of my
mom i'll do it in front of my my son it's do it in front of my son. It's just, it was fun to actually see him respond to the jokes personally. That was a lot of fun.
Especially the masturbation joke, because, you know, that's embarrassing to talk about your son masturbating and then he came to the taping, my Netflix taping, and literally he walked out and said,
you have to close with that joke, dad.
But I wasn't going to do it.
I swear.
I was like nervous to do it.
But he walked up to me.
He was like, dad, you got to do that joke.
It's going to crush.
Just do it.
I was like, all right, let's go.
So how are you doing during coronavirus and COVID?
Because, you know, you tour a lot.
You're always on the road.
You're out the country.
So how is it just sitting down doing pretty much nothing?
It's actually the this is the best year of my life.
And I was blessed to be able to be in a position to not have to work
because watching my son grow up in front of me,
this is my first time seeing him every single day,
taking him to school, making him lunch.
And, you know, when you're on the road, every single, you know, every single weekend,
you lose that.
You take advantage of those days
where you're like, oh, I'll see him next week.
But each day you actually physically seeing them grow.
It's just, wow.
I didn't know how much I was missing.
So, man, I love it.
I really do.
A lot of good material from that, I'm sure.
So much.
I can't wait.
I was on, I went to, you know, Ohio with, you know,
Chappelle's
in Yellow Springs.
That was my first time
on stage in seven months.
And all it was about
was my son
and COVID
and Zoom class
and, you know,
just experiencing all that.
I hate Zoom class, man.
I hate it.
I hate Zoom class.
Don't discipline my son.
He has a b**** right now
taking your class right now.
You're lucky he doesn't stand up real quick.
They should have b**** checks during
Zoom class. You watch all these kids fail.
Watch them fail.
Joe, congrats on your
Variety Magazine cover too, man.
Absolutely. Yes, congrats, man.
Thank you. Thank you, sir.
Joe Coy is so funny. One thing that you talked about.
It's upside down, Joe.
Shut up, Charlamagne.
What's really funny about your son is that he, at school,
let people think that he was part black.
No.
You know there's a teacher that still thinks he's part black?
He hasn't told them that no or anything.
He just left it at that.
So they all believe it.
And my son's cool with it.
Why did he lie and say he was part black?
Because my son wants to be black.
What's wrong with that, Charlemagne?
Nothing.
I think it's great.
Yeah, my son has a huge afro.
To be honest, I really do think he's part black.
And I'm cool with it, too.
What does your wife think about it, then?
Hey, my ex, you know, she dated some people.
I came in at the right time.
I got myself a cool black kid.
No, wait a minute, Joe.
Are you sure?
All jokes aside, are you sure your son is yours?
No, he's mine.
He's 100% mine.
He's not on his applications for anything, right?
He puts black.
Yes, 100%.
And then he also makes my sister's husband pick him up at school.
So all the kids go, oh, his dad is black.
But that's not.
That's my sister's husband.
Now, do you still have that zit on the side of your neck?
How did you know?
Because I follow you on Twitter.
It's right here, man.
It won't go.
That might not be a zit, bro.
You know you can get hurt anywhere.
All right, Angela, shut up. Really.
Do you miss being on the road?
I do. I do, man. I miss it.
I wanted Radio City Music
Hall so bad. It was supposed to be March
this year, and we
have to keep postponing it. We have to wait
until New York opens up. So,
but I am getting ready to go on tour. I'm doing the, you know,
social distance tour and you know,
there are certain States that are allowing like 30% capacity right now.
So I'm getting ready to do those cities right now.
I got to get on stage, man.
So how was that going to feel?
Basically place that's pretty much empty.
I don't care. I need to get on stage, man.
When I did Chappelle's spot,
that was a dream. Did you try the mushrooms?
Because you told us about some mushrooms.
He's got this mushroom drink.
No, I didn't do it, but
we were all
gone, believe me. What were you on,
Joe? What's your drug of choice?
Wow, man. If it's
not herpes from Angela Yee,
Charlamagne wants to know what drugs I'm doing.
At least I didn't just pin an STD on you.
I didn't pin a drug on you.
I asked you.
Yeah, Joe, before your herpes, do you do heroin?
Quick question.
Exclusive.
Are you masturbating on heroin?
Quick question.
Quick question.
We'll be right back.
All right, we got more with Joe Coy. When we come back, don't move. It'll be right back.
All right, we got more with Joe Coy.
When we come back, don't move.
It's The Breakfast Club.
Good morning.
Good morning, everybody.
It's DJ Envy, Angela Yee, Charlamagne Tha God.
We are The Breakfast Club.
We're still kicking it with comedian Joe Coy.
Charlamagne?
What else did you miss out on this year that was going to absolutely take the brand of Joe Coy
to another level?
You know, we were getting ready to shoot
that special. You know, I got
a fourth one with Netflix, which is fine
because I want to do another one anyways.
You know, I feel like this year's
a little too soon anyways.
So I want it for
2021. But
you know, the movie, I got the movie with
Steven Spielberg's company and
we're going to shoot that early 2021.
But 2020 was supposed to be the year, but here we go.
We're getting ready to do it for 2021.
Don't breeze past that.
Steven Spielberg.
I know.
It's mind-blowing, Charlamagne.
Check this out.
So we get the call after Coming in Hot comes out, and it's Amblin, and we go do just a general meeting.
And the first thing they say is,
Steven can't stop talking about you.
And I looked at my manager and then I looked at them.
I was like, are we talking about the same Steven
or is this Steven from accounting?
Because I don't really care about Steven from accounting.
And they're like, no, it's Mr. Spielberg loves your work
and he can't wait to work with you.
And fast forward to right now,
this is the movie that's going to happen.
So can you tell us what it's about
it's Easter Sunday man it's
it's about Easter Sunday and it's my
whole family and what happens during that
that one day so
they love the story and I can't wait for the world
to see it man congrats to for being
recognized in San Diego
with your own day in honor
of Filipino American History Month
man Charlamagne, you are
really touching my heart. I'm proud of you, Joe.
I know, but
thank you, Angelo, but usually it's
Angelo and Envy that
praise me, and it's usually you
that shoots me completely down. That is not
f***ing true, Joe.
And Charlamagne, I'm speaking on behalf
of every guest on your show. That's all
I'm saying. That's all I'm saying.
That's all I'm saying.
It's just nothing you haven't heard before, but that's everyone on your show.
So thank you so much, Charlamagne. Well, I'm doing this because, you know, being that you're preparing to go perform in front of 30% of audiences,
it's only going to be 30% of an interview that we actually do today.
So it's going to be short.
So I'm just getting all of this out actually do today. It's going to be short.
I'm just getting all of this out the way now.
That's all.
Only when you talk, Charlene, do I masturbate.
So I just want that to be in your head right now.
I want you to always
remember that. Only when
I spoke to him, he began
to masturbate.
So just keep that in your head, Charlene.
Remember that. Every time you
eat something, go, man, this looks
like Joe's d*** right now.
And it is. It is.
And that's all for you, Charlamagne.
How do we always get the penises?
How do we always get the penises?
Because it's him!
I don't say nothing about d***, Joe.
Charlamagne, every interview, it's you.
You're the one that bring up d***.
I looked at his set list before, Angela,
and it usually says like political
and then it says personal and then right.
And then it quotes.
You know, Joe's got a book coming out
called plate.
It's called what?
It's called a? It's called Big Plated B****.
And it's me.
It's a picture of me holding a plate with a bunch of b**** on it like this.
How do we get here every time?
It's called Mixed Plate.
It's Charlamagne.
There you go.
Mixed Plate.
That's the name of the book.
There you go.
Mixed Plate.
Mixed Plate and b****.
When's that coming out, Joe?
Next March. Next March. Tell us about s***. When's that coming out, Joe? Next March.
Next March.
Tell us about the book.
What's the book about?
It's about me.
It's my family.
It took me two and a half years to write this thing, man.
I'm not going to lie.
I didn't really write it.
So I don't even want to get caught, Angela.
I'm just going to tell the truth.
I didn't write this damn thing.
It was an hour and a half
sessions every other week,
and I talked.
I was naked half the time, and
he wrote it for me, and
it was great. Make sure you
reread it, man. Yes,
100. We already did, man. You're right, though,
about that. I'm like, yo, this chapter
isn't about my life. This is the guy that
wrote it's life right here. I'm not even.
Did you really have to go back and be like, okay,
this is an exaggeration or we got to take this out.
This didn't really happen like that.
It was a lot of me digging deep and being scared to tell the story.
Actually, I was scared.
There was a couple of times where I'm like,
I think I'm telling too much here.
Give us an example.
Oh, you know know I talk about my
brother you know and that's really personal. I've told Charlamagne about that too when
Charlamagne came out about therapy and I told him what I was dealing with with my brother and
how I have to do you know deal with a lot of deep personal stuff and therapy helps me a lot to
cope with you know knowing that my brother is in that situation.
And it hurts.
It hurts to, like, you know, tell someone I have a brother.
And then they're like, you got a brother?
Like, you know, because I keep it a secret for, like, my whole life.
I haven't told anyone that I have a brother.
And that hurts my soul.
And it hurts my soul when he calls me.
And we can't have a real conversation because he's dealing with you know his mental issue right now and but you just want to speak to him just to you know just let him feel
how is he doing now how's he doing it's tough he's always gonna need medical assistance and and it
hurts it really really does hurt because he you know charlamagne when when you when you have that
disorder you there's a window every now and then that opens and it's Robert, you know?
And when that brief second opens,
you cherish that second and you have this
cool little conversation. It'll probably
be about a minute long and you know it's
Robert and then boom, it closes and then
it's somewhere else and
that's when you're just like, damn it.
That's what really f***ed with you because it's like a tease.
Because for that brief moment, you're back with
your brother again.
Yeah, man.
It feels good because he's the best lapper.
The way he jokes is amazing.
I even feel like, oh, I got my comedy from him, you know?
And then it'll close right away. And then it's, you know, he's talking about working for the CIA
and doing some investigations.
And you just got to listen to it, you know?
I've given too much already.
I'm sorry, but that's
the kind of stuff I have to go through.
Not too many people know that I
go through that. Were you worried about writing your
book and you started thinking about stuff that you did in your
past or said in your past and you were like, I don't know
if I should add this because I could get cancelled.
It was more the
Robert story that I was kind of like,
because I go way back to when it all happened.
So like when he was like 10, 11 years old.
And those are those vivid memories, you know, MV?
It's like those are like burnt inside my brain for some reason.
I remember it so vividly before any other story about my brother.
It's those times when the cops came and when the ambulance came came and like those are just like burnt in my brain forever and
it's just like pouring that out was that was that was tough it was a lot of tears on that one is it
therapeutic though it is like like i said charlamagne when you came out and said that man
like really like you know when someone says something publicly but you feel like they're
talking to you like that's how i felt you know that's someone says something publicly, but you feel like they're talking to you.
Like, that's how I felt.
You know, that's why when I said that to you, like, I wasn't like trying to, you know, smoke.
Yeah, I wasn't trying to fuck you up like we normally do, which is something we enjoy.
True.
We both enjoy that, Charlamagne.
True.
It is very true, you guys.
Charlamagne fucks up on his knees.
And I don't know if you guys remember that, but he came clean. I heard, yeah, I heard, yeah, we found out.
And ever since that interview, I've been f***ing off on my knees.
So we have this connection now.
We do it together.
We call each other when y'all do it?
We do it together.
We sometimes will FaceTime, but who holds the phone?
That's right, we do it together.
We call it b***h hour.
But honestly, though, I felt like you were talking to me, man,
and it takes a lot to tell people that publicly that you need therapy. But honestly, though, I felt like you were talking to me, man.
And it takes a lot to tell people that publicly that you need therapy.
So, you know, when you did that and I was like, OK, Charlamagne's open about it.
I could be open about it.
All right. We got more with Joe Coy when we come back.
Don't move. It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy, Angela Yee, Charlamagne Tha God.
We are the Breakfast Club.
We're still kicking in with comedian Joe Coy.
Charlamagne?
Are you concerned about what's going to happen after November 3rd or on November 3rd?
Of course.
Who is it?
Are you voting for Trump again this time?
Yeah, me, Ice Cube, and 50 Cent are having a party.
True.
I'm sorry Ice Cube and 50 Cent has left.
Cube is just presenting a black agenda, and he's presenting it to whatever party
is interested in it. That's all.
He's just engaging on both sides.
Yes, but if you vote
now, I will send this
to everyone.
What is that?
That's you.
Joe Coy, you popping.
Why you ain't sending that out to us, Joe?
I will right now.
Where's the clothes you said you was sending me?
It's at your mailbox.
Have you ever checked it?
Or is there 10 cars in front of it?
Now, Joe Cor, don't you feel it's crazy that he won't purchase those items in support?
Joe Cor, you said I'm going to send you your clothes.
Send me your signs.
I did.
I sent you everything.
I'm going to look.
Man, you are a liar.
And you've always been a liar.
I didn't see. Man, you are a liar and you've always been a liar.
I didn't see.
No, but you do.
Like, I know each character on The Breakfast
Club has a certain identity
and, you know, Angela's very, you know,
she's positive, she's informative,
she knows the no of what's
happening now. Charlamagne talks
about b**** and he also lets you
know that he hates you. Like, he always makes
sure to let you know that I hate you.
I love you, Joe. I do. I love you
too. And then, MB, you're a liar. Like, you
always lie. He does lie
a lot, Joe. You do lie a lot, MB.
And he does like **** for no reason.
Like, yesterday, yo, listen, the other day
he lied about two things.
Cardi B was on. What was Cardi talking about, Yee?
Oh, she was talking about
Her nipples being
You know
Because from breastfeeding
That her nipples
Now listen to this lie Joe
If he goes
That happens to me too
I did not say that
That's not what I said
Well Envy does have a lot of kids
And I'm sure he has to help out
My kid knows
Oh yeah yeah yeah
You know what
It's a buffer
It's a buffer nipple
Before the real nipple.
So, like,
it lets the baby
start to suck
and then when the real
is ready,
then he moves it on.
So, it's like,
you're a fluffer.
You're a fluffer.
I'm a fluffer.
Oh, good.
A fluffer.
Okay, listen,
we're almost up to the 30%.
Where can I find
that Joe Coy doll?
That's right.
I can't.
Well, you know what
I'm going to do to that doll?
What are you going to do
to that doll?
You ain't trying to get my hands on that doll, Joe.
And why did you turn it around for him, Joe?
What'd you say? Why did you turn the doll around
for him? I just wanted you to see.
Well, the back side is the most appealing.
Am I right? What does that say?
Charlemagne was here?
What does that say?
What does that say?
From the ghetto to the getty. It's my outfit that I wore on the special.
Thank you.
They gave all of us that jacket.
Yes.
I got that.
Those are for sale?
That dog?
Yeah, man.
Go to JoeCoy.com or Funko.
I'm going to order 69 of them right now.
Back to Hawaii.
I was supposed to go to Hawaii but then they shut it down
until just recently they just opened back up so when are you going back there
by the way you've been traveling she's been out no quarantine for you no sit her ass I'm not
married I'm not worried about infecting anybody else in my home yeah it's kind of illegal what
you're doing too Angela but go go ahead and spread that New York
virus, girls.
She's a super spreader.
She's a super spreader.
I bet you I got tested more than both of y'all.
Nope. I think you're a liar.
I think you're a liar.
I think you got tested once and you just
want us to believe you because you're so
innocent and pure. I think you're a liar. I think you're going to. You just want us to believe you because you're so innocent and pure.
I think you're a liar.
I think you're going to go to Hawaii fully infected.
Didn't you have to get tested as soon as you got there?
I just did a TV show where I'm hosting this competition,
and we got tested three times sometimes a week, two to three times a week.
And even in Yellow Springs, as soon as you get there, and I went twice,
and then I just hosted something for Dame and John. I got tested to even be able to go there a week. And even in Yellowstone, as soon as you get there, and I went twice, and then I just hosted something
for Dame and John.
I got tested
to even be able to go there
a couple of days ago.
And before you travel,
some places you have to get tested.
Like if you go to Hawaii,
you have to get tested
and submit the test results
before you can even go.
Yeah.
Have you gotten tested?
I've gotten tested about eight times.
Angela, don't let us catch you in a lie.
If this goes public,
that you're positive wherever you land,
you're going to look so stupid.
You're going to look so stupid.
Because you're telling the world that you've been tested,
and then you end up in Mexico, and it's all over TMZ.
Angela Yee comes to Mexico positive, and then all of Mexico hates you.
My pastor is retired now, so I can't go to Mexico. But even to come back to work
we have to get tested. Although they haven't
recently. I know Charlamagne is never
going to get tested. I got tested but that was
what Angela was talking about was on September 9th.
Yeah.
Now y'all haven't got tested and I'm scared
to come around y'all. I got tested
twice between then.
Yeah I got tested last week with my daughter
and I got tested. I definitely got tested twice between then. Yeah, I got tested last week with my daughter, and I got tested.
I definitely got tested top of October.
Yeah, I got tested twice.
Because I had to film something.
Top of October, you got tested.
It's only October 20th.
You definitely have it right now.
That is a lie, Joe Coyne.
You got it.
You got it.
Charlamagne has it, and I'm going to put it out there.
I'm a betting man.
I'm a betting man.
I'm from Vegas.
Out of the three of you, I guarantee Charlamagne has it, and I'm going to put it out there. I'm a betting man. I'm a betting man. I'm from Vegas.
Out of the three of you, I guarantee Charlamagne's got it.
Charlamagne got COVID right here, right around his lips.
You just want to bring attention to your handlebar mustache.
Knock it off.
My goodness.
Have you been dating during coronavirus?
No.
So you haven't met anybody?
No online dating?
Nothing?
I mean, Charlamagne masturbate with each other.
That's what they do.
Yeah, that's dating enough for me.
You know what I mean?
I get whatever I need from that conversation with Charlamagne.
And then we move on.
I don't like how you're judging us, Joe.
I don't like how they're judging us either, Angela.
I just said, have you been dating? I don't know that masturbating together on FaceTime is a date. You can consider that a date. It's physical. It's bonding. It's bonding. Yep. It's nurturing. It's the same thing as dating.
No, I can't. I don't. I think I'm so hyper focused with what's going on right now. I don't want
anything to derail it. I'm enjoying what's happening with what's going on right now. I don't want anything to derail it.
I'm enjoying what's happening with my life right now.
So I don't know, man.
I just, I'm just not willing to, I don't know.
Risk it all.
Yeah, I don't want to give that energy right now.
I need to save all this energy right now for what I've worked so hard for.
And I need to concentrate on this right now.
Especially for what's about to happen for you, Joe.
The Steven Spielberg movie.
Absolutely.
Thank you.
I'm so happy for you.
You got a lot of great things happening. Nobody has my clothes up here, Joe,
but we'll let it slide.
I'll go order my own.
Your book dropping next year.
Thank you.
I sent a box out, Envy.
I swear to God,
move the 99 BMW away from the mailbox.
The 1952 Sherman tank.
Get that out of the way.
There is a mailbox at the end of your driveway.
If you just move your 1963 bug.
Okay.
Joe, we appreciate you for checking in, man.
We're so proud of you and happy for you, Joe.
We're proud of you, Joe.
I love you guys, man.
Thank you so much for everything.
I love you guys.
Love you too, man.
Keep working.
Thank you, boss.
You're the best.
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you are a donkey.
It's time for Donkey of the Day.
I'm going to fatten all that shit around your eyes.
They want this man to throw them blows, man.
They wait for Charlemagne to tap them gloves.
Let's go.
You have to make a judgment of who was going to be on the Donkey of the Day.
They chose you.
To the breakfast club, bitches.
Who's Donkey of the Day today?
Donkey of the Day goes to Major League Baseball player Reese McGuire.
Now, he is a 25-year-old catcher for the Toronto Blue Jays.
Toronto, what's happening?
On February 7th, Reese was
arrested and doomed in Florida
for masturbating
in a strip mall parking lot.
That's right. Little five-knuckle
shuffle. Okay, that damn
Florida will get you every time.
What does your Uncle Sharla always say about the great state of Florida?
The craziest people in America come from the Bronx and all of Florida.
And even if you're not from there, sometimes just being there can make you crazy too.
Let's listen to the news report, please.
Catcher for Toronto Blue Jays is getting some exposure the team isn't very pleased with.
Pinellas deputies busted 24-year-old Reese McGuire, accusing him of exposing himself. According to the Pinellas County
arrest report, when deputies arrived at this parking lot at Patricia and Main in Dunedin at
two in the afternoon on Friday, they spotted McGuire naked from the waist down. The report
indicates there was an extremely pornographic video on his cell phone.
Deputies say McGuire apologized, saying he was sorry repeatedly.
When asked why his pants were down, he replied, quote,
I really shouldn't have been doing that.
They also wrote McGuire had just finished a practice at the team's facility,
had a bite to eat, and then ended up in this parking lot.
Wow. TMZ actually has audio of him trying to explain why he did this to the police officers.
I kind of was checking to make sure no one was looking, like no one was around me.
And then at that point, I kind of got spooked when I saw you start.
And then I realized what an idiot, what a dumb place to be.
I mean, if you're down at an apartment next to the stadium, why would you come to a parking lot just to masturbate?
I just, I don't know.
I'm not sure what goes on from here,
but as far as I've realized that I made a mistake
of having my pants down and doing what I was doing,
and if there's any way I can really learn from it,
I'd be like, hopefully no one's harmed.
And I really am apologetic,
and I know I shouldn't have done this.
Wow.
Reese McGuire, a.k.a. Yank Aaron.
If you ever wondered what MLB players rub on their bats, please don't ask him.
Okay?
How the hell you just pull up to a parking lot to have a date with Pamela Anderson?
All right, I know you're an MLB player,
but isn't there a better place to play a game of one-handed baseball?
This reminds me of an article I read in the New Yorker some years ago.
Back in 2014.
You can look it up.
It's called Baseball's Sticky Secrets.
I'm not sure this is what they meant.
Okay, if you're a baseball fan, which I'm not,
then you remember when Yankee pitcher Michael Pineda,
did I pronounce his name right, you Yankee fans? Michael Pineda? Y'all don't remember?
Is that his name? Nobody in the room knows, huh?
Michael had been caught on TV cameras with pine
tar on his hand. I am almost positive Grease McGuire
would rather get caught with that sticky substance on his hand than whatever
came from the old shaking steak. Now, I don't know why, but when I reread this article about baseball's sticky
secrets after reading this article, it just sounds a little sick. Okay, I'm going to read some of
this verbatim and you tell me, am I alone here with thinking whoever wrote this quite possibly
has had to bunt in a strip mall parking lot.
Oh, yes, bunt is the term that should be used when an MLB player gets caught masturbating in a strip mall parking lot.
I mean, if first base is kissing, making out, and a home run is sex, then bunting has to be masturbation, right?
Right?
Anyway, let me read you some stuff from this article and tell me,
after hearing this story of Reese McGuire, your mind, you know, doesn't
go in the gutter while reading this story.
Follow me. Drom, can you put
on some sensual music maybe?
Drom, what do you put on right before you're about to, you
know, do a little one-on-one with yourself?
Play that little tune.
Wow.
Wow.
All right.
That's a sexy tune.
This is straight from the New Yorker.
Pine tar, which is the sticky byproduct of a process of firing pine wood under pressure.
Whoa.
Reese McGuire, a.k.a. Ernie Spankbanks, was clearly trying to relieve some pressure by firing off pine tar from his pine wood in the script mall parking lot okay
let's continue hitters are allowed to put this sticky stuff on their bats to keep bats from
slipping out of their hands and flying dangerously at players on the field or into the stands wow
if it's flying at players on the field are people people in the stands, we might have to call Reese Derek Skeeter, all right?
Meanwhile, pitchers are not allowed to use it.
Clearly, in the case of Reese McGuire, only catchers can use it.
Envy and Drama, I want to ask you both a question.
Oh, boy.
Are you pitchers or are you catchers?
Huh?
What's that supposed to be me?
Do you guys prefer the top of the knife or the bottom of the knife?
Huh?
Can I be a hitter?
Can I be a batter?
All right.
I don't think there's a way around this situation.
You just got to rub your bat with this sticky substance, okay?
Now, let me tell you why this New Yorker article says pitchers are not allowed to
use this sticky substance. It's a
perfectly good explanation.
By the letter of the rules, they
cannot apply a foreign substance of any
kind to the balls.
That includes tacky substances
as well as slippery things
like Vaseline. They are
also not allowed to spit on the ball
or rub it on their bodies.
The rationale behind these rules
is that messing with the balls
makes it do weird, unfair,
and potentially dangerous things.
A lubed-up spitball, for instance.
All right.
All right, enough's enough.
You're kinky this morning, bro.
I'm reading from the article.
I'm reading from the New Yorker.
You're fantasizing right now.
You're kinky.
Well, I'm not reading anymore of this unless you pay me 99 cents per minute.
Okay.
Now, back to Reese McGuire, a.k.a. Jacking Robinson.
I have nothing else to say about him other than he needs to wash his hands,
use hand sanitizer, and social distance.
Okay.
Oh, and wear a mask.
In fact, catchers in baseball wear masks all the time.
In fact, they wear masks with throat protectors.
I don't know what that has to do with anything, but it sounds fitting.
Please give Reese McGuire the sweet sounds and the hammer tones.
Oh, now you are the donkey of the day.
You are the donkey of the day.
Yee-haw.
You're very kinky this morning, bro.
I just want to throw that out there.
I need to look up Reese McGuire's salary real quick.
Hold on.
What is Reese McGuire's salary?
Reese McGuire's salary. Oh. Why do you need to look up Reese McGuire's salary real quick. Hold on. What is Reese McGuire's salary? Reese McGuire's salary.
Oh.
Why do you need to know that?
He made $555,000 last year, and he plays in Major League Baseball.
I can totally see why he would be masturbating in a strip mall parking lot.
I totally can understand.
$555,000, and you're a Major League Baseball player?
They don't pay catchers good or something?
They usually do.
Jesus Christ.
All right.
Well, thank you for that donkey today, sir.
Yes, ma'am.
Yes, sir.
I'm a sir.
I don't know if you realize it yet.
You've been working with me 10 years.
I'm a sir.
All right, we got more coming up next.
We're The Breakfast Club.
The Breakfast Club.
Morning, everybody. It's DJ Breakfast Club. The Breakfast Club. Good morning, everybody.
It's DJ Envy, Angela Yee, Charlamagne Tha Guy.
We are The Breakfast Club.
We got a special guest in the building, friend to the room.
Yes.
Ladies and gentlemen, Flame.
We can say Flame Monroe.
Flame Monroe.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Good morning, Angela Yee.
Good morning, DJ Ambit.
Good morning, Sha Sha.
Hey, Flame.
Good morning, Flame.
Now, Flame's not alone.
Flame has Nick with her, Nick Smith.
Good morning, everybody.
Good morning, everybody.
Together, they have a podcast called the Laugh and Learn Podcast that is on the Black Effect
iHeartRadio Podcast Network.
Mm-hmm.
And we debuted yesterday.
We got great ratings.
April Ryan hit me up this morning to say that she
loves the spirit of the show. She loves the
direction that it went in, and she'll be my very
special guest this Monday.
Hey!
So what days do y'all drop? Every Thursday?
We drop on Thursdays. We tape on
Mondays. Thank you, Charlamagne.
You know what's so funny, everyone? I want to say this, because y'all know I ain't going to blow you, Charlamagne. So, you know what's so funny, everyone?
I want to say this because y'all know I ain't going to blow smoke up Charlamagne's ass because y'all know I cussed that out.
But let me give it to you real.
A year ago, almost to this date, November 14, 2019, I met Charlamagne for the first time.
I didn't come in with a combative argument.
I didn't want to argue about this, that, and the other.
I wanted to come in as a comedian.
We had a conversation. Charlamagne said on to argue about this, that, and the other. I wanted to come in as a comedian and we had a conversation.
Charlamagne said on that show
that I think that you're really good.
I came back three months later
just to talk about my career
with that whole AHF campaign
who just rehired me, by the way.
And now here it is,
a year later, my third time,
three times this time,
not only am I coming back as a guest,
but I'm also an employee of iHeart.
A partner.
And I'm in partnership
with Tiffany Haddish and Charlamagne Tha God.
Let me just say that.
Pick your battles, ladies and gentlemen.
Pick your battles.
So I had a fight, and I won.
I won.
I got it.
Flame only been up here three times?
I feel like Flame up here.
Now, Flame was up here once by itself.
November, February, and now.
Oh, wow.
We always get a lot of reaction every time Flame is up here.
Absolutely.
Because Flame is a good starter.
What kind of reactions, Angela?
Well, some people love you and think you're amazing and hilarious.
Some people are like, I don't agree with that.
Who hates Flame?
Not hates, but don't agree with something.
No, I don't hate.
She said don't agree.
But see, this is what Laugh and Learn will do.
We will teach the world that
I am just another person talking to another person.
Everybody had reservations about Charlamagne.
The community couldn't stand Charlamagne.
But Charlamagne and I just bonded
because he respected me for who I came,
who I presented to him that day.
And I respected him back
because if the deal would have cost a lot,
I would have freestyled on.
I've been freestyling on all week, let me say. I've been lighting up a line. Who you been lighting up? Who you freestyled on i've been freestyling all week let me say i've been like who you been laying out who you freestyling on
who's messing with you i don't know what you're talking about how did you meet nick smith nick
smith and i met in chicago 30 years ago we were working at a club where he used to come see the
drag shows at a club called club laray uh many years ago and i mentor a girl named tasha thomas
who i learned everything from i think she was the funniest woman on LeRae many years ago and I mentor a girl named Tasha Thomas who I learned everything from.
I think she was the funniest woman on the planet. She died
years ago from AZT. I blame
Dr. Fauci. We'll get to that.
And
she was so important
to make such an impact in both of our lives.
We became friends and over the years Nick went on
to do TV, won an Emmy
but we always
had a great relationship. So we're like a yin and a yang.
So I'm like,
you remember the two police officers
on Sanford and Son,
the black one and the white one?
Yeah.
So Nick is the white one,
and I'm the black one.
He'll give it to you technically,
but I'm going to break it down for you.
So, Flame, what can we get
from the first episode of Laugh and Learn?
You will get the introduction of who we are,
and I'm glad we didn't have a celebrity guest
for the very first show
because I think when the podcast first launched,
the people who are watching it
want to know who they're going to be watching weekly
or daily or however the show is set up.
Because what we do is we welcome people in
to come in to say,
you are part of our family.
The only way we're going to ever break the separation
between the heterosexual community
and the LGBT community is we're going to have to the separation between the heterosexual community and the LGBT community
is we're going to have to sit down and have a real
honest conversation with each other,
even if it's brutally honest, because
on my page, I'm brutally honest.
And if you're sensitive and you're a crab baby
or you're part of the cancer culture, don't come to my
because this ain't what you want. I promise you,
this ain't what you want. And this is what
Flamin' and I have talked about. It's always been an exchange
of ideas. It's a transfer of information
because what we do know is that there's
common ground in every
area, and we just need to have
that. And one of the things that helps to make the show
so special is that
Flame has always had these Flameettes, people
who call in regularly and bring
up topics that Flame isn't even aware of.
And Flame says, you know what? No matter where
I go, we all use the same menu.
Right.
Explain, Nick. Don't just leave it there.
I was waiting for him to elaborate.
What menu? What's on this menu?
That was for me to finish.
Whenever you come to my restaurant,
whatever you order on the menu,
whether it be filet mignon or
salmon, it always comes
with an extra pickle.
And a nice-ass pickle, but always an extra pickle.
It's a great week to be on here because you guys had Nikki Giovanni on here the other day,
and I am such a fan of Nikki Giovanni.
I think she's an incredibly brilliant woman.
Can we just talk about the power of the black woman in 2020?
Can we talk about the power of the black woman in 2020?
You know I love me a black woman anyway.
I love all women.
I'm not one of them.
I love all women.
But I really love that the black women are really getting their Jesus.
And that Stacey Abrams is a monster.
Let me tell you, that lady plays no games.
Let me show you the strength of the power of a black woman and the strength of a power of a black man.
Stacey Abrams lost being governor.
They cheated out of it.
And instead of her going into a hole and getting depressed,
she got on the battlefield and rallied 800 million votes
to get us in so we could make Georgia blue.
Andrew Gilliam was also cheated in Florida
out of being the governor.
But instead of standing up and going
going going this decided to go to the hotel with the trick off and got caught and i don't
now i'm not reading them because i still love his politics his politics has nothing to do with his
with his uh oops i made a mistake it would have made our black man look stronger because it's
always looked like it's a tug of war in the black community between the black man and the black
woman when we fight together now we have come together way more than that little sister tamika
valley let me tell you something girl i like you sister oh i like her i really like that to me
do you know what the panel gonna look like this year baby it's gonna look like basket robbins 31
flavors we're gonna have asians indigenous we're're going to have black, white, fat, skin.
Baby, we even got a tranny that won.
Let me tell you something about the hypocrisy of the
LGBT community. Stop with the trans girls.
My sister, I love y'all, but y'all know I love to upset y'all too.
F*** y'all. Here it is right here.
They say that people don't
like us because we trans, because of the way
I look, people don't like me. But we have the
first trans senator, Sarah McBride
in Delaware, who won. So if we're not voting for her and straight people don't like her but we have the first trans senator Sarah McBride in Delaware who won so
if we're not voting for her and straight people
don't like her then how does she win to be the
senator okay y'all make that make sense to me because
we have a senator and she's cute
she don't look like Herbert with a wig on she's
actually really cute because you know a lot of me look like
Herbert with a wig on I'm just telling you
and I think that more than anything
like Flamie has mentioned those things but
you know the conversation that we had this week also talked about parenthood.
Because I think in all of this, because Flame is alive and we know that.
But that's part of the magnetism of Flame.
But Flame is also a father.
So here's Flame dealing with real issues of a child in the pandemic,
dealing with the frustrations of being a teenager,
trapped with the father who is larger than life.
There's just a lot going on.
And these are some of the topics
that we bring up all the time on the show as well.
Real people dealing with real things.
I think with Andrew Gillum,
people process trauma differently.
People process hurt and pain differently.
Salute to Stacey.
She held it down and she kept doing the work.
You know, Andrew was doing the work too, but he got a little sidetracked.
I think that in all of that, what I never want to be lost is that when we have these conversations,
Flame and I will have these real conversations about things of this nature.
And Flame is always going to find a way to make it funny.
And I think that what I never want to be misconstrued is our in any way.
Are we ever discrediting the work or the efforts and the commitment?
Because what we have here in this opportunity with Laugh and Learn is to amplify and accelerate black voices.
And I do believe that those voices come in many different shapes and forms.
Flame is just one voice.
I'm just another voice.
And that's why we encourage people to not only listen but to laugh and learn
sound off and hold flame accountable if you don't like what she said jump on in the conversation
and hold her accountable because that's what we're there for so no hold on let me put my earpiece in
my earpiece slipped out that's the second time something slipped out today hold on hello
look at me uh uh andrew gillett i politics, by the way. He's a great guy.
He's a great guy.
I do.
And I don't think that was his first time with a guy.
What I do believe is that he had gotten too comfortable with that particular person,
and he let his guard down.
I don't even think that the trick set him up.
I think that the trick's friend tried to set him up.
That's what I believe.
All right, we got more with Flame and Roan.
When we come back, don't move.
It's the Breakfast Club.
Good morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy, Angela Yee, we got more with Flame Monroe. When we come back, don't move. It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning, everybody.
It's DJ Envy, Angela Yee, Charlamagne Tha Guy.
We are the Breakfast Club.
We're still kicking it with comedian Flame Monroe.
How was your pandemic?
Because you were talking before about, you know, your kids during this pandemic.
How you been holding up, Flame?
I'm not holding up.
I'm falling apart.
You know, they say black don't crack.
Everything on the inside is broken.
Everything is broken.
Nothing but my mouth work.
But you have been prospering,
so congratulations to you
on the success
that you've been having
during a time when
it has been difficult
for people.
Thank you, Anza.
And right back at you, girl.
You all over TV.
I see you got inducted
into the Hall of Fame, girl.
Y'all doing it.
I'm jealous.
I'm trying to get there.
You working.
I want you to meet
somebody, Flame.
Dramos.
Oh. Say hi. We've been talking about you to meet somebody, Flame. Dramos, say hi.
We've been talking about you all morning long, Flame.
Who is that?
Let me see.
Let me see.
I got my lights on.
I could have came to you.
I got my lights on.
Dramos don't like to talk too much.
He has a crush on Jason Lee.
What happened?
What?
She don't like Jason Lee.
You don't like Jason Lee, Flame?
That is not true at all. That is not. Let me tell you something. No, I don't like Jason Lee. You don't like Jason Lee, friend? That is not true at all.
That is not.
Let me tell you something.
No, I don't like Jason Lee.
That's not true.
Jason and Tiffany are super tight.
And here's the thing, Sean.
You will have people in your life that you are cool with,
and you'll have other people that they're cool with that you're not cool with.
I don't have to jail with everyone.
And let me tell you something.
I met Jason at Tiffany's birthday last year in December.
He asked me to do his show.
I told him I'd think about it.
He told Tiffany, Tiffany, make her do my show.
I told him, bitch, Tiffany ain't my motherfucking mama.
That's my boss, but she can't make me do shit I don't want to do.
My mama can't make me do nothing I don't want to do.
So then I seen him again, and he was like, I want you to do the show.
And I thought about it, and then I know who Jason is. I just got a bad juju from Jason.
So he sent out an invitation
about a month ago at me to say,
Flame, you a bitch-ass nigger.
You scared to come do my show because you don't want to talk about
LGBT and woo-woo-woo.
And I just don't want that fight. Like I told you earlier,
I'm picking my own battles.
So I'll get a chance to see him, because I didn't want to send out
a message and go like, I'm a whole ass
I can go to you face-to-face, toe-to- toe to toe this week i'm off in the box remember them hands jason
uh so when i got a chance i was on another girl's lab i don't even mention her name i was on her
lab and she kept saying oh jason hi jason lee and that i don't know what me and jason didn't get
along because i didn't even see it about him. My glasses off. So I just addressed the situation and let him know.
So then he he clapped back and said that I was a good with a dick and which something I always say.
But quite as kept the call me.
This fat got a dick.
Oh, no, he don't.
He just had surgery.
So now he got a little good.
Jason is shape.
Can we call it a hashtag saggy maggot?
Lord have mercy. Now, I'm gonna
tell you something. I don't like to
be petty. I would love to see you
and Jason have a conversation, because both of y'all
motherf***ers go back and both of y'all got some mouths
on you. What? Well, stay petty
because you won't see it, boo.
I ain't got to do nothing I don't want to do.
And that ain't what I want to do.
If I wanted to do gossip TV or reality TV,
I had many opportunities.
That's not for me.
I'm actually done with that whole conversation
because guess what?
This is West Side Chicago.
We ain't going to do that much harder.
I wish I'd have saw y'all arguing at Tiff's birthday party.
How I miss that?
We was all right.
We wasn't arguing.
We were arguing.
It was a conversation.
Listen, I'm all for not doing things I don't feel like doing.
Thank you, Anza.
Some things you just don't invite into your DNA because then it gets in your psyche.
Baby, if I can keep you away and I know you're a bad juju, keep your ass away from me.
Me and you not for each other.
All right.
Nick, you sure you want to do this?
You know, I mind my own business.
Let me tell you something.
Nixon, how about you?
I made a commitment years ago.
I will never do anything on television to embarrass my mama
because Miss Rosetta is watching right now.
And I will never do anything that does not work for my spirit.
I love flame.
Flame is one of the most important people in my life.
But do you know the thing I like about flame is not performative.
That's an authentic person right there.
When you sit down and you have a conversation with Flame,
it's an authentic individual, period.
Just moving on, Flame, what do you expect from this administration,
the Biden-Harris administration, or Harris-Biden, as I like to say?
When we going to get in?
And you know, Charlene, that's great that you asked me that
because y'all know back when I first came on or the second time I came on,
I was never Team Harris for president.
But I did say she was smart enough not to take a knife to a gunfight.
Let me tell you something.
We would talk about, I would wear my blue glasses.
I talked about Biden-Harris every day because it came down to the opportunity
or to the, that's all the choice that we had.
I couldn't do another four years of Trump.
They say it was picking the lesser of two evils.
I didn't believe that.
I believe that we will never get back to the same normalcy that we once had in this country.
But I also believe as a black people and a brown people that people are starting to see us.
People are starting to hear us because we had to make such a funk.
And now we got Kamala Harris in there and everybody comes questioning,
was she black enough?
Is she black enough?
I say, let him piss her off.
Keisha Jackson gonna show up
for the project.
They don't know that mother f***er.
I was watching the smirks on her faces
and I'm speaking.
Baby, I was a sister all day.
So everybody who don't remember,
don't know what a sister is,
she shows up on that night
when Mike Pence had that fly
laying on his gay ass head.
Anywho.
What did you say?
I said when Mike Pence
had that fly laying on his gay ass head.
Do you want me to spell it?
Yes.
Mike Pence.
Let me tell you.
What you know about Mike Pence, Flint?
We got to stop doing this to ourselves.
We got to embrace who we are and love who we are.
We see you play up.
We see you.
We know.
Mother knows. And we know. Mother knows, and we know.
Mother knows, and we know.
Tell me how you know, Flame, because you ain't even got no lenses in your glasses.
How can you see that?
I see plenty.
I see you.
I see plenty.
You want me to be gay so bad.
I don't give a damn whether you gay or straight.
You ain't my type.
And if you open your legs and it ain't a coochie that way for me, I'm going to a damn whether you gay or straight. You ain't my type. And if you open your legs
and it ain't a coochie that way for me, I'm gonna
punch shit out you, dude. I don't want to
throw a fight. Knock it off.
Henry, get your boy.
Get your boy, Henry.
He needs something.
He been flirting all morning long.
I don't know what's wrong with him.
You know,
you know what's so messed up?
I had another comedian tell me,
oh, you already got the job.
Wait, hold on.
You muffled.
Hold on with the hairpiece.
One second.
There you go.
Something slid out.
That's the third time now.
As you always talk about some sex,
I think you need to get laid
like really good once.
I got it.
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I got it. I got it. Girl, you would never talk about it. You'd be smiling all day, all night, yesterday, tomorrow, this evening, all that.
You're the one that said that it's something slid out twice already.
Now that's three times.
I know, but you always talk about sex.
What was you about to say?
You said somebody said you only got this job.
First of all, you don't have a job.
You have a partnership.
That's number one.
Exactly.
But they said that I only got the job because, man, you got some kind of thing going on.
I said, well, that's discrediting my talent.
That's disrespectful to Charlamagne because Charlamagne is a married man with a wife.
I said, and then that's discrediting my talent.
Why couldn't I get the job?
I'm on talent.
I mean, that's mad disrespectful they put you with that ugly man like that, man.
Right.
You can do better than that, Flame.
Better than that, Flame.
Y'all got your own relationship.
I ain't got nothing to say with that because Charlamagne know how to defend himself.
I've seen him freestyle on quite a few people recently and lately.
But Charlamagne, you've been real good lately.
Because I know you and that other guy.
I love your clapback.
The guy who's been freestyling you, he's in another podcast.
I ain't going to say the f***ing name.
But you know what your clapback is?
F***er, you just signed 14 partnerships for iHeart.
Just had the biggest deal with iHeart.
And you got a show coming on.
Your clapback is real.
I want your hands.
Yeah.
What are you going to do with that?
What are you going to do with that?
All right, we got more with Flame Monroe.
When we come back, don't move.
It's The Breakfast Club.
Good morning.
The Breakfast Club.
Morning, everybody.
It's DJ Envy, Angela Yee, Charlamagne Tha God.
We are The Breakfast Club.
We're still kicking it with comedian Flayne Monroe.
Flayne, what's the next stand-up?
Do you miss being on the road?
Oh, my God.
It's killing me.
I hate talking to apparatuses.
I need the energy of people and the smiles.
I miss taking pictures and the hugs.
But I get the greatest inbox fan letters and stuff.
But, yes, i'm working on one
hour special netflix y'all a year is up y'all ain't called so if hbo or jeff bezos whoever
called first i'm going to the highest bidder trump can call a bitch tonight i'm telling you
right now i'm going no you know no you are not playing
listen i was i was always team. I was never around with Trump.
I thought it was quite irresponsible of some of the people that have come on this show telling them to hold their vote.
Hold it for what?
Hold it for Lil Wayne because he needs that million dollars to get out of jail for them 10 years they tried to slam his little funny looking ass with.
Y'all know what?
Y'all stop giving Lil Wayne night quills.
Get a thing of some day quills because he needs to wake the f*** up.
You know he drink call service. You know he drink coffee, sir.
You know he drink coffee, sir.
But y'all gonna listen to him.
Y'all know y'all f***ed up.
This is Laugh and Learn, baby.
This is what Laugh and Learn gonna be.
Is Tiffany gonna EP your stand-up special too?
I would hope she would.
And I want quite a few million dollars
because I have written my one-hour special
and it will be an event.
It won't just be a stand-up comedy special
because, you know, I've done everything. I've done drag. I've hosted. special, and it will be an event. It won't just be a stand-up comedy special,
because, you know, I've done everything.
I've done drag.
I've hosted.
I'm going to make it a whole event,
but most of it will be stand-up,
but I got some great material about stories from the Bible,
about my boy Bill Cosby.
Hey, Bill, boo, I love you.
What? What?
What the f*** do you mean you love Bill Cosby?
That was a kiki joke.
F*** Bill Cosby.
Every time I see Bill Cosby, first of all, Bill Cosby? That was a kiki joke. F*** Bill Cosby. Every time I see Bill Cosby,
first of all,
Bill Cosby tried to destroy
Nikki Giovanni's career in the 70s
because she was the first one
to come out to say
that he had the grabby hands
and s***.
Really?
But she didn't know about
them cocktail pills
that'll put you to sleep
like that Michael Jackson's
Bill f***.
It's who.
But then,
Bill Cosby came out
against a lot of single black women. You know, Bill Cosby came out against a lot of
single black women.
You know,
I got to think about black women.
My mom was a black woman.
Baby, all my aunties
and grandma,
I love black women.
I love all women,
but if I had to be a black woman,
which I'm trying to be right now,
I'm a black woman.
Uh,
said the single black mothers
failed their kids
because they couldn't
keep the men in home.
Then he got on a bunch
of comedians say,
don't use the N word.
Don't say nigga.
Don't say nigga.
I say nigga all the time.
F*** that n***a.
All right.
Laugh and learn podcast.
Flame, we appreciate you for joining us on iHeartRadio.
Mixed Mint, thank you.
Good luck.
Flame, what's wrong with you?
Thank you for the partnership.
NG, NB.
Watch out for them kids.
Angel Lee, I'm very proud of you, sister.
The days you can't be at work, you know y'all can call me.
You know I feel lean.
Okay. A lot of space. I would love that. The days you can't be at work, you know y'all can call me. You know I feel lean. Okay.
A lot of space.
I would love that.
The Breakfast Club is problematic enough.
Okay?
The Breakfast Club is a great place to be.
So many people want to be here.
And I just want to thank my partner, Nick Smith, right here on camera.
Nick, thank you for joining me.
And so as I asked him, he was like, immediately, yes.
Because I knew that we would be a great team.
I'm telling you guys it's something
different it's something fresh it is not for the sensitive at a heart it is not
for crab babies in the council culture because we speak raw we speak real we
speak factual but I will always bring it around to be funny because on the top
and at the end I am always going to be a comedian first let's do this thank you
guys for watching and sharing you can can watch me on Coffee Time every
day. Subscribe to me on
YouTube at Flame Monroe or
Instagram at Monroe Flame. It's backwards.
I'm backwards like the president's son, just backwards.
But I thank you guys so
much. Thank you, Charlamagne. Thank you, DJ
MB. You know I
f*** with you, Flame. And by the way, it's only a
matter of time for Flame. Flame is
Flame going to be that thing in a minute.
We got everyone... I got that
thing too, Charlemagne. We got everyone
on Monday. I got D.O. Hughley
signed up. Letty C is gonna come on.
Of course, Tiffany Sharp. I'm listening.
I'm gonna get Kevin Hart. And I wanna interview
everybody from politicians to kings
because I'm telling you, the only way that
we're going to let this bridge down
between the LGBT community
and the straight community is having an honest
conversation on who we are.
Because that's all I want to do. Let's bring us together.
Because baby, you know it's a rainbow cloud in the front,
but check the back of that rainbow.
It's all kind of cracks, potholes, racism,
storm clouds. Yeah, I'm the bitch
on the back because I'm keeping it going.
I want to see you and Stacey Abrams. So we're going to get Stacey Abrams on
before the Senate election in January. I love Stacey. You and Stacey Abrams. We're going to get Stacey Abrams on before the Senate election in January.
I love Stacey.
You going to hook me up?
We're going to make that happen.
Oh, that's how I'm going to do it.
You're a good boss.
What's your name?
What's your name?
We're partners.
I'm not your boss.
We're partners.
Y'all know the rumors already.
You're talking about what you need.
Y'all know the rumors already.
Y'all stop it.
DJ and me.
But see, DJ and me, the only reason I wrote my one word
because they gonna get you the ass
he ain't give me no ass
first of all I ain't give him no ass
he definitely give me ass
I would never be a bottom
I would absolutely be a power top
then why'd you give me ass
I almost threw up
wait a minute
get off this Zoom, Flame.
Thank you so much.
I thank you guys so much.
All right, Flame.
Morning, everybody.
It's DJ Envy, Angela Yee, Charlamagne Tha God.
We are The Breakfast Club.
Now, leave us on a positive note.
Hey, listen, man.
My positive note is simply this.
People demand freedom of speech as a compensation for the freedom of thought, which
they seldom use.
Had enough of this country? Ever
dreamt about starting your own?
I planted the flag. This is mine. I
own this. It's surprisingly easy.
55 gallons of water,
500 pounds of concrete. Or maybe
not. No country willingly
gives up their territory. Oh my god.
What is that? Bullets.
Listen to Escape from Zaka-stan.
That's Escape from Z-A-Q-a-stan
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or wherever you get your podcasts.
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