The Breakfast Club - Freaky Friday Gets Freakier
Episode Date: January 6, 2017Friday 1/6- The Breakfast Club had a very special guest, Vivica A. Fox, and she brought her male strippers as well for her new show "Vivica's Black Magic" And lets just say that Angela Yee got a fun p...resent from the male strippers for her birthday. In fact, we made her present into a topic discussion, and had listeners call up about their strip club experience. Also Charlamagne awarded Yahoo Finance for Donkey of the Day after they tweeted something that blacked I mean lacked spell check. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Good morning, USA! It is snowing. It's going to snow in the south and everything in the next couple of days. So if you're traveling, I'm telling you right now, make sure you check the flights.
Yeah, and give yourself a little extra time.
Yeah, I was almost late this morning because I didn't pay my phone bill.
You know how that goes.
What did it have to do with being late?
Because, you know, I think my alarm did go off, but then, like, I went back to sleep,
but then, like, somebody called me, and then when I tried to call him back, it wouldn't go through.
I tried to call you this morning.
Then I got in the car.
You didn't answer, so I called Wax.
And I was driving, and I was trying to listen to my music,
and it kept saying I was offline.
I'm like, what the hell is going on?
Well, did you pay your bill?
Of course I paid the pass-through amount like a real man does.
Well, you didn't pay the full amount right now.
No, no, no real man pays the full amount.
You pay the pass-through.
Only suckers pay the full amount, okay?
Pass-through only. I don't know if that's gooders pay the full amount. Okay? Pass due only.
I don't know if that's good advice.
I don't know. I do the same.
That's why you were offline this morning.
I don't know if that's good advice. I don't trust people who pay
their full amount. Who are you trying to show
off for? Alright, I'll pay my full amount on my phone bill.
I actually set mine up for auto pay now after
you guys have had these discussions. Nah.
I need to know where that money going. I want to know when it goes
out. Pass due only, baby. They try to send you a message before they do it. I hate to say it, but I'm the same way. I wait for need to know where that money going. I want to know when it goes out. They send you a message
before they do it. I hate to say it, but I'm the same way.
I wait for them to cut my phone off and then I just pay the pass.
That's it. Cutting the phone off is just a harsh
reminder that your phone bill is due.
That's horrible. They can call you a million times
it means nothing, but when they cut that phone off, like,
oh, I guess my phone bill is due. Are they serious now?
Why are you always calling me? Because of the dude outside? Yeah, there was somebody
outside the station. You know I call you every once in a while when I see
somebody that looks a little froggy.
Now, by the way, usually, you know, for the past, what, six years,
I've been attacked twice outside this radio station.
They usually fit a certain stereotype.
This was a different stereotype.
Yeah, it's a certain element you see.
It might be a big black dude with dreads or, like, you know, hoodie on.
Like, you got to fit a certain stereotype.
It might be trouble.
This morning, I was shook. I was scared. Because it to fit a certain stereotype that might be trouble. This morning I was shook.
I was scared.
Because it was
about a 5'9",
skinny,
Dylann Roof in the face
looking white dude outside.
With a book bag.
With a book bag.
Yeah, I was nervous.
And gloves on.
Yes, with gloves on.
Talking about,
oh, Charlamagne,
I feel like I know you.
Back up off me,
Dylann Roof in the face ass.
Boy, I don't know you.
How come no one called me
to tell me there was
somebody strange outside?
I thought you were here already.
Because usually you're here so early. Usually you're here so early. As soon as I walk by, I don't know you. How come no one called me to tell me there was somebody strange outside? I thought you were here already. Because usually you're here so early.
I have to walk past him, too.
Usually you're here so early.
As soon as I walked by him, I put my hood on low, so I was like, you ain't going to see me.
I did right in the building.
I said, let me call Charlamagne and give him the heads up.
I stopped and talked to him, though.
His name was Will, I believe.
He's a mixtape rapper.
Oh.
A porn disenfranchised Caucasian.
Oh, okay.
Well, they said he's been there for like five hours.
Yeah, he's been there since one o'clock in the morning, in the snow.
It is now 6.05 a.m. and he's white and he's a mixtape rapper.
Why do people always pick the coldest day so far?
I don't know.
Drop on a Clues Bomb for that waste of good white skin.
Y'all stop it.
Standing outside the building trying to promote his music.
I definitely dipped on his ass.
At one in the morning.
Shout to Jeezy.
Jeezy had a dinner last night.
Forbes magazine actually held the dinner for Jeezy.
It's about all his investments, his tequila, his real estate he has.
So it was a dope dinner last night.
So I seen Jeezy.
I ran into Tiana Taylor was there.
Her husband, Amon Shumpert.
Amon ain't got no game?
Tonight, the Nets.
Oh, okay.
They're playing the Cavaliers.
Yeah.
I'm actually going to that game.
No, no.
He's on the Cavaliers. I mean, oh, yeah. You said the Nets are playing the Cavaliers. Yeah, yeah. He plays the Nets. Tonight, the Nets. Oh, okay. They're playing the Cavaliers. Yeah. I'm actually going to that game. No, no. He's on the Cavaliers.
I mean, oh, yeah.
You said the Nets are playing the Cavaliers.
Yeah, yeah.
He plays the Nets.
Tonight, the Nets.
Yeah, he plays the Nets tonight.
Trying to think who else was there last night.
I seen Karen Civil there.
She was there.
The young KC.
The young legend.
Matt Wild.
She'll be with me at my birthday party in New Orleans.
Oh, yeah?
Matt Wild was there last night.
Rode Timmy.
It was a good little dinner.
Good little dinner.
The CEO of Lyft. He was there. A lot of people were in there last night. Ro Timmy. It was a good little dinner. Good little dinner. The CEO of Lyft.
He was there.
A lot of people
were in there last night.
Good little dinner.
Did you invest in Lyft?
I didn't.
Oh, we did.
We did.
We sure did invest in Lyft.
Yes, we did.
Absolutely.
We got guests today too, right?
Yeah.
Vivica Fox will be joining us.
Vivica A. Fox.
Vivica A. Fox.
Vivica A. Fox
should be joining us.
The legend.
And she has,
she's bringing some people with her.
Yeah, because ain't she a madam now?
She got a bunch of hoes or something?
Vivica's Black Magic is the name of the show.
It's on Lifetime.
It just debuted on Wednesday.
And she's actually putting together a black male review show.
So male exotic dancers.
Man hoes.
And they get to go to Vegas.
Because it's fun for women.
A lot of people go for bachelor and bachelorette parties to Vegas.
A lot of big girls. They have the Thunder Down. Because it's fun for women. A lot of people go for bachelor and bachelorette parties to Vegas. A lot of big girls.
They have the Thunder Down Under.
It's all not really.
Yeah, that's the male review show out there.
But it's not a lot of color.
I have no problem with women objectifying men.
Men have been objectifying women for years.
Cool.
A male review show is so different than when women have strip clubs.
Because just what they do is different.
They're a lot more interactive, I feel like. And they have
to do a lot of flipping you up.
There's a lot of prep. I DJ'd one. Only one.
Only one.
So you helped with the chubs? No, but
that's what you're saying. You were the fluffer.
You were the fluffer, exactly.
Because they had to get dressed by the booth, so they had to put
forget it. So they'd be like, if you stand right there,
I like how you sag your pants. I like your little red drawers
that you show off all the time. No, but their costumes
are very important.
No asses making me chub.
Better put a penis ring on
to make sure their meat was...
Oh, you saw all of that?
No doubt.
Forget it.
I see you.
I see you, playboy.
Forget it.
Front page news,
what we talking about?
Oh, man.
Well, Twitter went crazy yesterday
after Yahoo sent out a tweet
with a little typo in it.
All right?
And we'll talk about
this hate crime
that the four teenagers have been charged with. I can't believe it took them that? And we'll talk about this hate crime that the four teenagers have been charged with.
I can't believe it took them that long
to figure out that was a hate crime.
They just watched the video.
All right.
I can't believe it.
It's 2017 and The Breakfast Club
is starting off with new music.
Well, that's not new music.
I mean, it's not new music,
but usually it's a Drake record.
At least now we're playing one of Drake's artists.
Well, Drake's on that record, too.
Oh, never mind.
Jesus Christ. We are The Breakfast Club. Drake's on that record, too. Oh, never mind. Jesus Christ.
We are the Breakfast Club.
Let's get in some front page news.
Now, shout out to the Giants.
They're heading to Green Bay today.
They've been practicing all week long.
They've been putting the footballs in the freezer so they can feel the coldness of the footballs.
They had the air conditioner on the inside arena.
So we already, I am heading out there Saturday.
So you're telling me nobody on that team has any experience with cold balls
and they play in New York?
We are going to, I'm heading out there on Saturday.
I'm going to watch the Giants.
Odell can't catch cold balls?
Beat the Green Bay Packers.
So the Giants, I will be out there this weekend.
Let's go Giants.
G-Men all day.
Ho, ho, ho, ho.
All right.
Now let's talk about this snowy forecast a little bit.
Well, yes. So, ho. All right. Now let's talk about this snowy forecast a little bit. Well, yes.
I can't wait until y'all get 20-something to three.
So there's winter storm warnings.
And as winter storm warnings are spread all across the United States,
they said there's going to be snow and even a little bit of ice in parts of the south.
And that is starting today.
So warnings are in Atlanta, in Charlotte, in Raleigh, Durham, in Norfolk,
parts of the Texas Panhandle.
So just be careful if you guys are going to be out there driving.
Give yourself a little extra time.
If you're flying somewhere, make sure you check your flights.
They said even in Mississippi, South Carolina,
all of that, some ice accumulation as well.
I'm so glad I don't have to travel this weekend.
I ain't got no money anyway.
I just came off vacation, just paid my past due bill on my phone.
I'm stuck for a while.
Green Bay is going to be about 5 degrees Sunday.
I just want to put that out there
It's going to be cold, but we're going to be there
Now let's talk about this Facebook Live incident
Alright, well we told you guys about this
yesterday in Chicago
The four, three of them are teenagers
One of them is 24 year olds
Kidnapping a man who they say
has mental health issues and torturing him
Bunch of cowards
All on Facebook Live, they have now decided they are going to charge these four people with a hate crime.
And in that video, they were saying F Trump, F white people.
And they even looked at the camera and said, if any one of y'all got a problem with this,
I'm going to tie y'all bitch ass up.
I can't believe they had to investigate that.
Like, you can just watch that video and listen to what they're saying and tell that was a
hate crime.
So that is Jordan Hill, who's 18, Tess Faye Cooper, Brittany Covington, and Tanishia Covington.
They also are facing charges of aggravated kidnapping, aggravated unlawful restraint,
aggravated battery with a deadly weapon, and one of them is being charged with residential burglary,
and one of them is accused of robbery and possession of a stolen motor vehicle.
You got to bury them under the jail, man.
Absolutely.
I'm not a hypocrite to where, you know, I look at them and be like,
oh, no, you know, we need to take our time and they need help.
No, I look at them the same way I look at a damn dealing roof.
Like, people like that, it's only a matter of time
before they do something crazy to you or the ones that you love.
Period.
Definitely buried them under the jail.
Now, let's talk about Yahoo.
Well, this tweet
went out yesterday
and there was a little bit
of a typo
and Twitter went crazy with it.
Now, in this tweet,
Yahoo was talking about
President-elect Donald Trump
wanting to expand
the U.S. Navy
and they wrote,
Trump wants a much,
they meant to write
bigger Navy,
but they replaced that B
with an N,
so they wrote,
Trump wants a much
N-word Navy. Here's how much
it'll cost. How did I miss that?
What? Why did I miss that?
You used to do the hashtag N-word Navy
trending all day yesterday. I thought that was a
new rap group or some new record label or
something. I thought Rihanna released
a song or something. That tweet stayed live
on their account for 20 minutes
and here's some examples of people's responses.
Trump, we gotta go to war. Captain,
you got gas money? Hashtag N-Word Navy.
Pentagon, we can't find the target on the radar.
Hashtag N-Word Navy. Now if I
go in this water and find it, I'm beating your ass.
So people were just going crazy.
But the B is next to the N.
I did. And you know I checked it.
The first thing I did was be like, hold on, let me make
sure this B is next to the N.
Somebody put, yo, your baby mom just boarded the ship.
They just going crazy with this hashtag yesterday.
My goodness.
That's ridiculous.
All right.
Well, that's front page news.
And then we had all kind of Soulja Boy and Chris Brown jokes with it, too.
I wouldn't even want no N-word, maybe, because N-words don't swim.
Yes, they do.
I don't know how to swim.
Exactly.
N-word.
My daughter knows how to swim.
I made my daughter swim so she wouldn't be a stereotype.
In fact, yesterday when I was at my other job at Viacom,
my homegirl Rachel said to me, your daughter can swim, right?
She's not a stereotype.
I said, yes, she can swim.
In all my case, she can swim.
And I can swim.
I was actually on a swim team.
I should have made the Olympics, but that's another story.
Oh, my God.
All right.
Tell them why you're mad.
800-585-1051.
If you're upset, you need to vent.
Somebody said that Millie Rock on any doc.
Call us up right now if you need to vent a little bit.
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It's The Breakfast Club.
Good morning.
The Breakfast Club.
Get with the good hair.
Ayo, ayo, ayo.
Good morning.
This is Matt Rapp.
I'm going to tell you why, Matt.
I'm going to tell you why I'm mad. I'm mad because I hung out in the club last night. And there were so many good girls in, ayo, ayo. Good morning. This is Matt Rapp. I'm gonna tell you why, man. I'm gonna tell you why I'm mad. I'm mad
because I hung out in the club last night and there was too many good
girls in there. Yo, for real, we don't need none of y'all good girls
in the club. We need loose girls. We need drunk girls.
We need sloppy girls. We need girls that just gonna call
away. We don't need none of y'all nice girls in there. Go home.
Go away. Talk about it and tell me why you mad.
Breakfast Club, for real.
Yo, Steph, yo. Steph, tell them why you
mad, bro. Yo, alright, so
basically, like, you know how J. Cole, Azzo, all got, you know, they credit for, like, yo. Steph, tell them why you mad, bro. Yo, all right. So basically, like, you know how J. Cole,
Azzo all got, you know, they credit for, like, you know,
their albums and stuff, like,
how the album sales are cracking and stuff.
Like, I'm just mad at my son.
Like, how'd you be?
Like, he had a nice, dope album,
and nobody listened to it.
Nobody talked about it.
And it's really dope.
Like, I don't know.
How'd you put out an album last year?
Yeah. I had last year? Yeah.
I had no idea.
Yeah.
Thank you for letting us and all of our listeners know.
Absolutely.
Hello, who's this?
Good morning, y'all.
How y'all doing for the New Year's, man?
Imani, tell them why you mad.
Nah, my name is not Imani.
Envy, man.
What's your name?
I said good morning, man.
Oh, I thought you said...
Envy's crazy.
What's your name, bro?
It's Port-A-Potty Guy, Envy.
Oh, where you been, Port-A-Potty Guy?
I don't know your voice no more.
You don't call up here no more.
Why you mad?
Listen, man, Envy, man.
Listen, man, I want to apologize to you
for the New Year's, bro.
You know what I mean?
Listen, guys, I messed up.
You know what I mean?
Last year, you know,
I said some things to 50 Shits,
and I guess Envy didn't like it,
and he blocked me on Instagram, him and 50. What? So, Envy, you my favorite DJ, dog. You know, I said some things to 50 shit, and I guess Envy didn't like it, and he blocked me on Instagram, him
at 50. So Envy, you my
favorite DJ, dog. You know what I mean?
Envy, you didn't know you blocked me on Instagram?
You blocked him on Instagram? He was probably
talking reckless. We played a song one time, and he
got overexcited. No, Envy, this is what I said.
I said, you know
what I mean? I put LOL and said, F you.
You know what? Now I'm at 50
shit. Porta party guy. Porta party guy. Porta party guy. I don't think nobody LOL and said, F you. You know what? Now I'm being 50 Cent. Porta potty guy.
Porta potty guy.
Porta potty guy.
I don't think nobody cares, bro.
Can you unblock him, Envy?
No.
I don't think nobody cares.
Yo, Envy, you're my favorite DJ.
You're his favorite DJ.
Come on.
What?
What do you want?
What do you want, my brother?
What do you want?
I don't want none.
I love you guys.
So not talking to you guys, I kind of
not feel like a part of the family
no more, you know what I mean? Emmy, unblock your brother, man.
Well, we appreciate you, Port-A-Potty guy.
I never stopped liking you, okay?
We played his record one
time, and then he got crazy. Play my record today?
That man cleans Port-A-Potty's
for a living. He wants more
for his life. Okay. You gave him a little taste
by playing his record, okay?
Hello, who's this?
My name is Terry Bradshaw. I'm from Dayton, Ohio.
Tell them why you mad, bro. I'm mad because
I've been fighting this case for a year
with the Dayton police. They're framing me
and I have all the evidence to prove it.
I can't get no help from the Department of Justice,
the Human Counsel Relations,
or News Channel 7.
Can you afford a lawyer?
I got a lawyer.
He working for the state.
Okay, so do you want attention or do you want to get your case dropped?
I want my case dropped because, I mean, I have all the evidence.
I got video evidence of them saying, you know, they know who the girls belong to.
And I got four signatures from one of the detectives that forged the judge's signatures.
And I still can't get no help from nowhere.
So he wants to get attention in order to
get his case dropped.
Right, because I can't get help nowhere,
and I got all the evidence to prove my innocence,
and I've been fighting this case for almost a year.
Alright, this is what you do. I'm going to help you out here.
Write a Facebook post about it,
and then tweet it to me, and I'll retweet it for you.
There you go. Okay, I ain't even on Facebook.
I don't need to do internet.
I thought lawyers were what makes you guilty or innocent.
We got a state-appointed lawyer.
Yeah, that doesn't...
Oh, you got a public defender?
You ain't got no lawyer?
I got a paid lawyer.
I got a paid lawyer.
He working for the state because they all buddies.
Yeah, sometimes they try to make you take a plea
because they don't even feel like going to trial or something.
Well, you're paying the wrong lawyer, buddy.
You got to pay the lawyer that's giving the judge oral sex
when ain't nobody looking. Hey, that's against the law lawyer, buddy. You got to pay the lawyer that's giving the judge oral sex when ain't nobody looking.
Hey, that's against the law.
Hello, who's this?
I phone Sim, Envy.
What's popping?
I phone Sim.
What's up, bro?
Happy New Year.
Happy New Year to the whole family.
Happy New Year.
Happy New Year, baby.
Yo, I'm mad because I missed Charlamagne's birthday last night.
That's ******, right?
You met what?
I missed your birthday party last night.
It was at 6 o'clock last night, right? I ain't have no your birthday party last night. It was at Sin City last night, right?
I ain't have no damn birthday party last night.
My birthday's in June.
My birthday's June 29th.
I'm listening to the wrong birthday club.
I mean, Brex Club.
Oh, you know what?
It's a DJ at Sin City named Charlamagne.
Remember the producer?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Right, okay.
That's fake-ass ****, man.
There's another Charlamagne.
That's true.
Yeah, that's another Charlamagne.
You had the wrong one.
That's a fake-ass Charlamagne. No,'s another Charlamagne. That's true. Yeah, that's another Charlamagne. You had the wrong one. That's a thick-ass Charlamagne.
No, he not.
He been around for a long time.
Nah, it's just one Charlamagne.
The guy wants DJ Charlamagne.
Man, you don't have Charlamagne.
All right, bro.
Okay.
All right.
Tell them why you're mad.
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Good morning.
The Breakfast Club.
Black Beatles. Now, it's The Breakfast Club. Good morning. The Breakfast Club. Morning, everybody.
It's DJ Envy, Angela Yee, Charlamagne Tha God.
We are The Breakfast Club.
Just now.
I stopped freezing for 2017.
The Mannequin Challenge been played out.
It's done.
What's next?
Who knows?
I don't know.
The Soulja Boy Challenge, that was next. That was last week. That was last week. Okay. That's next? Who knows? I don't know. They must have did the Soulja Boy challenge.
That was next.
That was last week, right?
That was last week.
Okay.
That's over already, though.
Yeah, that's over, too.
Let's get to the rumors.
Let's talk Nicki Minaj.
It's about time.
What's going on?
Rumor report.
Rumor report.
This is the rumor report.
Talk to them.
With Angela Yee on The Breakfast Club.
Well, just yesterday at the end of the show, Nicki Minaj sent out this tweet to confirm,
yes, I am single, focusing on my work and looking forward to sharing it with you guys really soon.
Have a blessed new year. Love you.
What was the response?
Well, Meek Mill then put up a picture of a pair of Giuseppe sneakers that Nicki Minaj wore in Ciara's Out video.
And on that post, he said to her,
if you're out, don't wear these, they're whack.
By the way, that was lame as hell.
That was super petty.
As much as you used to post up pictures about Nicki and say how you were in love and this your girl
and you got the baddest chick in the game and yada, yada, yada,
now you want to diss her because she broke up with you publicly?
Like, stop it.
I think it was more as a joke.
I don't think it was a stab.
How is that a joke?
Because the shoes look horrible.
So he was like, just don't walk out of these.
I didn't take that as a stab.
That's lame.
It's petty.
It is petty.
You're the woman.
How would you feel if a guy did that to you?
I guess I would feel like he was a little bitter.
I don't know.
You're bitter.
You look emotional.
Like, come on, man.
Stop it.
Be more G than that.
And by the way, there's certain things you were wearing a video that maybe you wouldn't
walk around in real life with.
I just want to put that out there.
And did you tell me my sneakers was whack when we was together?
It was probably an inside joke about those sneakers.
That's probably why he did it.
I thought it was funny.
It was probably because the song is called I'm Out.
Yeah.
And he was trying to be funny.
Well, Scafbizzy also, well, Safari, I should say, took to Twitter and said, hey, big head,
hashtag stunt gang.
So these were the responses.
And according to TMZ.
That looked lame, too, by the way.
Safari is open to rekindling things.
That's whack, though, because you already said you're the happiest you've ever been when y'all wasn't together.
And you're so glad you dodged that bullet.
I mean, they said that for the public.
They got to stop doing that.
Say what you mean and mean what you say.
I always thought Nicki Minaj and Scafisa would get back to each other.
They know each other.
They've been together since I don't even know how long.
I'm going to be honest with you.
I can't see Nicki dating somebody off Love & Hip Hop.
I just think that's beneath her.
I'm going to be honest with you.
Let's Scafisa.
She can go back to Safari.
Ladies, can I finish?
Sorry.
Thank you.
Goodness.
Well, then Safari went on, according to TMZ, feels that Meek did nothing to boost her career
and she hasn't put out an album in the nearly two years that she dated him.
She didn't put out an album in the past two years?
I thought Nicki did put out an album in the past two years.
According to TMZ, this is what Safaree is saying.
I don't know.
Single again, single again, got it, we single again.
He's stupid.
All right, Khloe Kardashian, in the meantime,
is trying to make sure that her relationship
doesn't go south with Tristan Thompson.
Now, according to Star Magazine,
she charted a private jet when, you know,
his ex-girlfriend had a baby.
So she went with him to make sure
that he went to the hospital, charted that jet,
but she only would let him go to the hospital
right after she had her C-section
to make sure he was there when the baby was born.
Let me.
And then they left again right away, got back on the jet,
and went back to Cleveland the same day.
You ain't letting me do nothing.
I got a $100 million contract.
What you mean, let me?
According to sources, everywhere he goes, she goes.
She does not want to let him out of her sight
because she doesn't want him to get back together.
Tristan, you're not Chris Humphries.
You got a $100 million contract, okay?
There's no reason for a Kardashian to have you in check at all. He might
just enjoy his girl being around. She's not
playing. Now, is it true
though that if you keep your man under lock like
that, there's less chance that he'll cheat?
Duh.
Sometimes it could be smothering. I feel like if somebody
wants to cheat, they're going to cheat. They're going to do it regardless.
Somehow, someway. I don't know how they're going to pull that one off.
Other vagina
be having an odor. You can't just walk around your woman
with smelling like other vagina. Well,
Lamar Odom, in the meantime, is out of
rehab. He was there for 35 days
and here's what he had to say. Lamar,
congratulations, man. How was the experience?
Awesome. Yeah.
Life changing. Yeah. What's next?
I might do a
reality show. Have you spoken to
Foley at all or anyone from the Kardashian family?
No.
Did they reach out to you?
No.
Are you intending to?
Yeah, I'll speak to them.
I'll speak to my ex-wife.
That's the picture Trisha should keep in his locker room.
Keep a picture of Lamar Odom up.
Matter of fact, that meme of Lamar Odom looking like the crackhead from Chappelle's show,
Tyrone Biggums, put that up in your locker room because it could happen, bro.
Alright, and last but not least, since he's about
to do a reality show, the Kardashians,
they are six out of the top
seven spots for top earning
reality stars. Kim Kardashian alone made
$51 million in the past
year. And you know, most of that money comes from her
game that she has, her Kim Kardashian
Hollywood game. So that's 40%
of her money.
That's what that is.
Hey, drop one of Clues Bonds for their business.
I respect good business.
And second is Kylie, and then she's followed very closely by Kendall,
$18 and then $17 million.
What is Tyga waiting for to get her pregnant?
She might be trying.
It's not trying hard enough, clearly.
She might be on birth control.
Well, tell her to stop taking birth control.
If you love me, you'll stop taking birth control, Kylie.
You're a bird.
The only person that wasn't a Kardashian that made the top list from the six out of seven people was Bethany Frankel.
And that's because she sold her Skinny Girl alcohol brand for $100 million and she still gets money from it.
Probably the clues bombs for Bethany Frankel.
I saw Bethany the other day.
I feel it to Bethany.
You know what they sell at Yankee Stadium?
They do?
Skinny Girl? The small version, yep.
All right, well, I'm Angela Yee
and that's your rumor report.
Okay, Miss Yee.
Now, when we come back,
Vivica A. Fox will be joining us.
She has a new show
coming up.
Oh, this should bring
some friends.
The show actually started
on Lifetime Wednesdays
called Vivica's Black Magic.
Does the A stand for ass eater?
Inquiring minds want to know.
We'll find out in five.
Keep it locked.
It's The Breakfast Club.
Good morning.
That was Drake Controller.
Morning, everybody.
It's DJ Envy.
Now, hold on, hold on.
Slow down, slow down.
Okay, I think that I should introduce this part.
We didn't even introduce the first part.
Let me get into it.
Good morning, everybody.
Good morning, everybody.
All right, it's Angelique.
That's DJ Envy over there.
That's Charlamagne there.
It's insignificant, though, right now,
because we have Vivica A. Fox in the building.
Madam Vivica.
You don't care about two different people.
You don't care about two different people.
Guys, guys, shut up for a second.
All right.
Alongside Penetration and Heat.
Yes, from Vivica's Black Magic.
Madam Vivica is here with her hoes, baby.
Penetration.
Yes.
We heard how much you
liked the names that the boys
were coming up with.
He was like, this is Penetration. I'm like, whoa.
It's going to be like that.
They call him Young Pino.
I'm glad Vivica
said that you're doing this because I did see Chocolate City.
Yes. So I know that was the idea
for Vivica's Black Magic came from
Chocolate City. This was my brainchild. When I was working with the director Jean-C's Black Magic came from this was my brain child
when I was working with the director Jean-Claude Lemaire
I was like yo you got a gold
mine here we could do a reality show
we could do a tour because right about now
strippers winning you know what I'm saying
everybody want to make it rain so it's kind of like
you know I wanted to do something for the girls
our main goal was to
create the ultimate girls
night out that every Wednesday that they can trust that you, we got so much craziness going on in the world for them to come and get with us, have a good time, have some drinks, and the gentlemen will reap the benefits.
You say strippers are women.
It's women strippers, though, like male strippers.
Yes, it was.
No, no, no.
There's two called strippers.
What?
Male strippers got a stigma, though.
Did y'all not see my show?
What's the stigma?
That they're gay. Oh, stop it. Now, I'm going to keep it real. Stop that. Stop that. Absolutely. What? Did y'all not see my show? What's the stigma? At their gate.
Oh, stop it.
Now, I'm going to keep it real.
Stop that.
Stop that.
Absolutely.
I'm going to tell you the truth.
They say that because...
You ain't seen the boys on my show.
No, I haven't.
No.
That's a misconception because I'm...
Tune in. You shall see.
I'm going to tell you this.
That's because men don't want their women to go to these male-reviewed shows.
Right. Exactly.
Y'all put that rumor out there.
Say that. Say that.
That's what it is because I've hosted male review shows before.
And I'm going to tell you, the first time I did it, I had
some of my friends with me. Melissa Ford was
with me too. Yeah. And I had to host a male
review show and my friends were very
like, oh, I don't want nobody to touch me.
By the time we got in there
and they had some drinks,
one of my friends had a penis thumped on her head.
See? Yeah. And they had a great time.
We don't get that graphic graphic My friends were in the middle
Of the stage going crazy
Because I'm not gonna lie
At the male review shows
These guys have a lot of talent
Penetration
How'd you get your name?
Say that again
Young Pino
How'd you get your name?
Penetration
How'd you get your name?
My ex-girlfriend
Gave me that name
To be honest
We had a few sessions
That night you know
And she was like
She was like
You know
I got a perfect name for you
And I was like,
what's that?
And that was the end.
You know,
it's penetration.
Did you have a dance
for Game Angel?
Oh, hell no.
Right, see?
Back all that up.
Money is money, though.
No, not that kind of money.
In the strip club,
females go to the strip club
and females dance on females.
Well, now I'm going to tell you,
I've been to Magic City
in Atlanta.
When I started doing the show,
I went there because guess what?
The strip clubs in Atlanta have turned into the clubs in Atlanta.
That's why everybody going there and just having a good time.
It used to be so taboo to say, oh, my gosh, I'm going to a strip club.
Now everybody's like, what's happening?
Where are you going?
They're in there having a good time.
The music is real good.
And that's what I like.
You know, I don't try to be a hater.
I try to be a congratulator And that's what I like. You know, I don't try to be a hater. I try to be a congratulator
if that's what's working. And also
for my sisters. I got tired of you go
to Vegas. You only got Thunder from Down Under
or Chippendales with that one brother over
in the corner. And I was like, oh, really?
Even Magic Mike? You did your homework. You went to all
of them. Yes, I did. You know.
Research purposes. I had to be
agitated about it.
Let's not leave it in the air, though.
Why wouldn't they dance for gay men?
Because there's no need to.
They dance for women.
Okay.
It's called the ultimate girls' night out for a reason.
Got you, got you, got you.
But what happens if men just happen to, there's a couple that happen?
We have a couple of guys that come there, you know?
I mean, but, you know.
It's a great place for shots.
It's not that kind of penetration.
It's that kind of penetration.
It's a great place for guys to meet women, though, because you go to a male-bred show, the women in there are feeling good. It's not that kind of penetration. It's that kind of penetration. It's a great place for guys to meet women, though,
because you go to a male review show,
the women in there are feeling good.
It's all women.
Yes.
So if you happen to be a guy in the audience,
I think the best thing to do is have a male review show and then have a party after.
Exactly.
There's a lot of big women, too, that come.
Oh, yeah.
Absolutely.
We love, too.
Exactly.
We love them all.
So let's talk about some of the things you guys have to do
to prep to perform, because I know you have to make about Some of the things You guys have to do To prep
To perform
Because I know
You have to like
Make sure that
You want to know
How y'all get a chub
Before y'all hit the stage
You have to stay erect
And I heard you have to
Like tie a
Yeah
I'm sorry
I don't do that
I can't dance like that
I dance too hard
To be dancing with blood
And you know
And my thang thang
You know I gotta
I tried it once
And I almost passed out
We're talking about
A penis thing Don't you see It can fall off Cause you know If you tie it I tried it once and I almost passed out. We're talking about a penis thing.
Don't you see how it can fall off? Because, you know, if you tie it around it every night...
I don't do it. I don't play
with my thing. I need my thing to work right.
I know that's right. But you do it, Heath.
I mean, sometimes.
Because I say
hard to what you're working with.
It actually depends how long the show is.
Because, like, if the show is more than 15 minutes...
You're in trouble. If that's on you, it's over.
It's, you know.
Turn it blue.
You don't want to get gangrene.
Now, you know, a couple days ago was Angelique's birthday.
So she really would like a dance before you guys leave.
There you go.
There you go.
Dance.
Dance.
Come on.
Ta.
Ta.
Ta.
Ta.
Ta.
Ta.
Ta.
Ta.
Ta.
Ta.
Ta.
Ta.
Ta.
Ta. Ta. Ta. Ta. Ta. Ta. Ta. Ta. Ta. Ta. Ta. Ta. Ta. Ta. Ta. Ta. Ta. Ta. Ta. Ta. Ta. Ta. Ta. Ta. Ta. Ta. Ta. Ta. Ta. Ta. Ta. Ta. Ta. Ta. Ta. Ta. Ta. Ta. Ta. Ta. Ta. Ta. Break it down for me. I can't look, man.
I'm going to look at you.
Just show what you got.
Go make it rain.
Go make it rain.
We ready.
Go make it rain.
Look, that's what I want to hear.
You see how quickly he got into it.
Real quick.
Real quick.
That's all I'm saying. That's all right, though he got into it. Real quick. Real quick. That's all I'm saying.
That's all right, though.
We appreciate it.
We appreciate it.
Happy birthday, sweetheart, from Vivica's Black Magic.
I respect it, though, because guys do this type of stuff all the time.
Of course.
So it's good to see a woman taking charge and saying, you know what, let's pimp some of these men, too.
We're not pimping, but you know.
That's the beauty of the show, is being
the head chick in charge. And then you get
to see, I have a showrunner and a show producer that's
also female, Jerika and Kiana.
And what we did is that we had a nationwide
search, guys from all over America auditioned
for the show. And
we picked an elite eight.
And what it is, it is our journey of
getting a residency in Las Vegas.
Because when we did go to Las Vegas, we met Billy Cross from Down Under.
They've been on the Las Vegas Strip for close to 20 years.
They are booked internationally and domestically year-round.
Really?
Yeah.
Oh, they...
I need that.
Paid.
That's where women go for their bachelorette parties.
I think you need the Chippendales.
So that's what I thought for the sisters, that, you know, we need bachelorette parties,
divorce parties, just because it's Wednesday parties.
Right.
You know, just cause.
All right, keep it locked.
We got more with Vivica A. Fox coming up.
And we might try to give Ye another lap dance.
You know, her birthday was the other day.
Keep it locked.
It's The Breakfast Club.
Good morning.
The Breakfast Club.
That was Bryson Tiller with Exchange.
Morning, everybody.
It's DJ Envy, Angela Yee, Charlamagne Tha God.
We are The Breakfast Club.
We have Vivica A. Fox in the building.
Charlamagne?
You call them male-exotic dancers?
Yes, I do.
I mean, out of respect.
I mean, I just didn't want to be like, yes, tripper number one, two.
You know, like, they've become my family.
But do women spend money like men in the strip club?
Oh, yes.
Yeah.
We have a change machine that when they come in that they're waiting to come in.
Oh, yeah.
I'm telling you.
You have to check out every strip that comes.
You got to stay naked and check them out.
Oh, no, no, no.
You have to watch the show.
You see the audition.
The only thing I ask them to do is definitely manscape.
Okay.
You know what I mean?
I'm sorry.
But, you know, they like it to be smooth
so that when the guy
named Bushman
is stay on their body
shout out to Bushman
in Detroit
but you know
and my guys
we make sure
that they're in great shape
they work out
which is good
and like I said
you know
for all the guys
like let your ladies
watch the show
because trust me
you're going to reap
the benefits after the show
is there a lot of diversity
in the male exotic dance industry
because for me
it seems like
I always noticed
the white
yeah well that's all that's been put out there for white male exotic dance. Yeah, well, that's all
that's been put out there for Chippendales
and stuff like that. So that's why
when the show came out, we came out on
Wednesday night. We were trending and
everyone's like, thank you.
Finally, something for us.
Something we can look at.
And it's hard to find a male review show.
Even here, it's like a
not very frequent thing. It's like a special occasion. It's usually in a even here, it's like a not very frequent thing.
It's like a special occasion.
Excuse me, in a hall.
You'll get in a random hall in the middle of nowhere.
So basically, you want their business card before you leave is what you're saying.
I know a lot of male exotic dancers.
I got that right there.
Right here, bam, there you go.
But we're grateful to Lifetime.
They gave us eight episodes.
Wow.
It was the first pitch that I went out there with Propagate, Howard Owens. They literally bought eight episodes. It was the first pitch that I went out there with Propagate, Howard Owens.
They literally bought eight episodes.
It was the first pitch that I did, and that's rare.
I've been in Hollywood for years, and when you pitch shows,
it's rare that they buy it just that quick.
And a year later, here we are on the air.
That's a personal question.
Do you still get, this is going to sound crazy,
do you still get horny seeing men now because you see it all the time?
Oh, sure.
Like, I'm in gonna strip club so much
It's nothing right. It doesn't it's not you're not getting me and they have to say that these girls do nowadays don't turn you
I'm a very straight woman strictly deeply over here, but I even went to the strip club and them girls are doing tricks
I was like wow I mean
You're going to see some male strippers. Oh, stop it. Maybe you're burnt out on the women.
That's what it sounds like.
Change your channel.
But to keep it real, y'all can learn a lot from these guys.
I try.
I just think, like, the different ways that, you know,
the girls are learning to do their routines,
like, none of it impresses you anymore.
But what can a guy do?
There's no pole.
Pino, show them one time.
No, no, no.
You have not.
These guys. There's no pole, though, right? There's no pole in one time. No, no, no. You have not. These guys.
There's no pole, though, right?
There's no pole in the strip club.
No, no, no, no.
There's a lot of poles in the male strip club.
I don't know if you want to slide down it, though.
If you can see how they can take a girl and put her on one hand and spin her around.
Let's see.
Yeah, go ahead.
No, dang.
Don't do her like that.
It's so early.
It's a private dance.
No, but you're right.
I've been in the strip club.
I've seen them.
They pick women up.
They flip them around.
They do all kinds of tricks.
They have great, great...
They got tricks too, boy.
They can do tricks with fire.
Yeah.
Show them a trick, Pino.
Come on.
Show you.
Show yourself.
There you go.
Oh, my God.
You ready, girl?
You ready?
Get your money.
Come on, Pino.
Come on.
You got dollars.
You are not going to pay.
Dollars only.
Dollars only.
Okay. All right. Come on, Pino. Give him some room. Givears only. Dollars only. Okay.
All right.
Come on, Pino.
Give him some room.
Give him some room.
See?
Just for you on a Friday morning.
Don't blame me.
You're starting your day off right.
That's right.
Okay.
There you go.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Make sure you guys room.
And come on.
He's sitting down.
Hold on, Pino.
Let's go.
And.
He's lifting.
Wait.
Oh.
Oh.
I'm going to get on that guy.
Hold him out.
One more time.
Hold him out.
All right. His coin ain't too strong. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh! One more time. His core ain't too strong.
His crack is in the face.
It's too small.
Y'all need some sweat.
Now, hey.
Now, don't you deny texting Pino later on.
Girl, we shot your morning off right.
Penetration was all in.
I was in the male review show with Emmy and Charlamagne.
Woo.
Thank you for being a willing participant.
But it's not that easy.
No, not the same thing I tried.
But I tried once.
I tried to do the belly roll one time for my wife.
Show them.
Show them.
Show them how you did.
Come on.
Show them.
Come on.
Show them.
Come on.
Come on.
I got a couple of videos.
Come on, girl. Come on, show them. Come on, show them. Come on. Come on. I got a couple of videos. Come on, girl.
Come on, girl.
Envy dressed up as a cowboy.
You dressed up as a cowboy.
Show me what you work with.
You know how many scribbles I know named Envy?
There's only one that you know.
Come on, Envy.
Show me what you work with.
Oh, he bluffs it.
He bluffs it.
All right, I love it.
That's all right.
When we come back next time, you're going to have a routine ready for me, right?
You got it.
Do you guys have any piercings?
Okay, yes.
Just one in my ear.
That's about it.
No, I know one of my friends who's a military dancer, he had a piercing on his penis and
it got ripped out during one of his performances.
I used to have a belly ring and I did a movie and it got ripped out.
I was like, okay, that's the end of the piercing.
Yeeks, alright. Well, keep it locked. We got more with
Vivica A. Fox. Don't go anywhere. It's the
Breakfast Club. Good morning.
Cut it.
That was OT Genesis.
We'll cut it. Cut it. Cut it.
Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy
Angela Yee, Charlamagne Tha God. We are
the Breakfast Club. Vivica A. Fox is still in the building with us. Charlamagne? You know what I want to ask you, Vivica? Sure, everybody. It's DJ Envy Angela Yee. Charlamagne Tha God. We are The Breakfast Club.
Vivica A. Fox is still in the building with us.
Charlamagne.
You know what I want to ask you, Vivica?
Sure, babe.
With the current landscape of TV, like with Black-ish and Atlanta and Insecure and Empire,
they say they feel like the 90s is back.
As someone who went through that era, do you feel that way too?
Yes, I do.
Wow.
You know, it's been a long time coming for things to, for us to feel like, wow, when you turn on the TV, you see
good, good
quality products. Do you know what I mean?
Especially for women with Scandal,
Empire, How to Get Away with Murder,
Shonda Rhimes, all of her shows.
It's been a long time
coming because it seemed like for a minute, they kind of
forgot about us. Do you know what I mean?
It's kind of like what happened in politics, how they felt
like, oh, y'all forgot about us, so now we're going to go
crazy and go almighty whitey.
But that's alright. But now
we're back on TV and things are good.
Why do you think it was a lapse though? Because it seemed like
the 90s was popping.
Well, reality happened, to be honest
with you. Reality TV. Wow.
Yeah, reality TV definitely changed
a lot for actors
and actresses because, you know, they could pay people to show up $1,500 and do anything, if that.
And so that took over.
And then you got your reality stars, Instagram, social media, all that.
It was just it was a different time for that.
Now that's kind of like fading away.
And now actors are coming back that people finally got hip to the fact that, oh, that's kind of like fading away and now actors are coming back. That people finally got hip to
the fact that, oh, that's scripted
in a way too. It's not,
you know what I mean? Because it's a
storyline and they give people storylines when they act
it out now. So I think now they really want
to see actors do their thing.
Because of you, I will always hate Officer Scrooge and
Detective Waller. Okay?
Set it off.
Oh, come on!
Come on! Detective Waller shot Okay? Set it off. Oh, whoa! Come on! Come on!
Come on!
Detective Waller shot you in the back
as you were trying
to run for the bus.
She was like,
huh?
What do you mean?
Wait a minute.
Did you know
what this was?
I'm right.
I'm right.
Where am I going to take this?
Where are we going?
Where are we going?
Where are we going?
Let me think.
But you're right.
Set it off.
I'm watching it
over the holidays.
Can you believe?
It's been 20 years.
Yeah.
20 years.
How come y'all never did another one?
Because we got killed, honey.
Everybody died, you idiot.
Except for Stoney.
Stoney's the only one.
Wait for it.
She did a part two.
No, no.
I think it was a classic.
I commend F. Gary Gray that he, because you know, right now they're making remakes of
every damn thing.
And I just commend F. Gary Gray that he was like, you know what?
Nah.
They did it. We set it up. They And I just commend F. Gary Gray that he was like, you know what? Nah. They did it.
They didn't think it was going to do that well.
Well, we had no idea that it was going to be that huge.
And like you said, it plays all the time, and people just absolutely love it.
I remember Siskel and Eversay.
Thank you.
We appreciate the support.
Siskel and Eversay got snubbed.
They should have got an Oscar now.
We did our thing.
But once again, I commend the director, F. Gary Gray,
because when we originally got the script,
the characters were almost
kind of laughable. It was all the
stereotypes of African-American,
so every day that we would come
to rehearsals, F. Gary Gray, we were just tossing
out pages. He's like, we have
got to explain why you guys' backs
are against the wall. Why did you all decide?
If there's no motivation for the journey,
then we're not going to believe it.
And we did all the shooting, running. I mean,
we filmed for six weeks at night
and those girls
will always have a special place in my heart.
Did y'all know it was going to be a classic when y'all recorded it?
We had a good feeling about it because we was putting it
down. Like, Queen Latifah was like,
damn, never cry like this.
And, you know, we just had
scenes that were gut-wrenching and it was great
that Latifah and Jada and us that we all knew each other. So it was, we was like, we just had scenes that were gut-wrenching. And it was great that Latifah and Jada and us, that we all knew each other.
So we was like, we're going to make this work.
And Latifah was doing Living Single, an album, at the same time.
I mean, like some days she would be in the makeup chair just asleep.
But she never showed up with an ego, no drama.
It was like we all wanted it to be good.
Now her Curb Your Enthusiasm's coming back too.
L.D.
I don't know if the blacks are coming back.
We shall see.
By the way, that's the characters.
We don't know if the blacks are coming back.
Another show that took my
career to another level because
when I did the show, he wanted to make
sure that we stripped away Vivica Fox.
He was like, yo, I want you to come in.
I don't want no glamour.
I want you to be just raw.
I want people to know that you can just really be funny.
And when you came in, they just gave you like a little synopsis,
and you kind of came up with your own script.
That was dope.
We seen you on Wendy's yesterday, and I'm glad you squashed your beefs and everything.
Needed to.
No more problems.
That's good for the new year.
Needed to.
Yeah, that's a good thing, because it was real petty.
The memes were funny, but I'm just glad it was real petty. The memes were funny.
The memes were funny as hell.
I know.
And it's crazy.
Because that one there, like I said, I always have love for him.
And I hated that it had to go left. But, you know, the thing for me is that, you know, when he was attacking my Empire family, you know, y'all know me.
I'm always real.
I see.
And I have to stand up for my family.
How many fights do you get into? Because you
look like you will punch up to my face immediately.
I won't anymore because I get sued.
Okay. But back in the day, though, you
know, I, you know, pretty
girl, they try to think you weak, but yeah,
it was time to squash that. To be grown
ups. Were you ever upset at 50 that he put it out
there that you butt? Oh, thank you,
Charlamagne. I knew that was coming.
I knew that was coming sometime.
I knew that. Oh, God.
I do that.
What do you do? Do you put chocolate, honey?
No, I'm a straight regular.
Fresh out the shower.
No.
There was no ass eating that went on.
That was a story that he
came up with. Oh, it wasn't true?
No, it wasn't true. It's interesting that
anybody can say anything and people believe it's true, though.
Yeah.
I mean, that wasn't nothing crazy, though.
Yeah, I mean, it's really not that crazy, but...
It is what it is.
He would have been a good male exotic dancer, I always felt like.
In his heyday, absolutely.
In his heyday.
Yeah, when he first came out, he definitely had body by J.
I always tell women, though, when you eat a man's ass, try to put a little knuckle in it.
Because when he tries to use it
against you, that you eat his ass, you can always say,
but you won't talk about that knuckle.
Alright, Vivica's Black
Magic, light time,
10 o'clock.
We thank you for coming.
You are so welcome. And we found out she does not
eat ass, ladies and gentlemen. Thank you very much.
And now we are going to watch
Put That To Rest and Put That Wear back there, y' there y'all we moving on 2017 let's go have some fun
well no that was something that i always said on wendy
we just don't need it
i'm glad we all had this male review show
don't do it don't do it I'm glad we all had this male review show together. Because we'll make memes out of your airings.
Don't do it.
Don't do it.
We are the Breakfast Club.
Now, if you're wondering why the board op is not here and the producer is now in his seat.
Hold on.
Everybody has a name here.
Our board op's name is M-Eazy.
You may know him from Love & Hip Hop.
He's the guy who wouldn't let Cisco in for an interview after DJ Self shut it down.
And this isn't Beetlejuice sitting at the board.
This is Eddie F., our new producer.
Okay.
Yeah, but Emeasy has a loose booty right now.
Yeah, very loose booty.
He ate something last night, and he's just been in there farting and complaining.
He thinks that he has food poisoning.
That's what he thinks.
Food poisoning?
Oh, he had a good time last night.
Okay.
Well, the strippers, the male strippers.
He threw up three times already.
So he's just not feeling good.
Everybody can't take it, man. Okay. All right, well, let's get to the rumors. Let's talk pain, though. He threw up three times already. So he's just not feeling good. Everybody can't take it, man.
Okay.
All right, well, let's get to the rumors. Let's talk Pharrell.
Listen up.
It's just in.
All the gossip.
Gossip.
The Rumor Report.
Gossip.
With Angela Yee.
It's the Rumor Report.
The Breakfast Club.
Well, we told you before that Pharrell and Ellen DeGeneres,
as well as Janelle Monáe, had some issues with gospel singer Kim Burrell
and some things that she had to say.
Pharrell was on Ellen's show,
and here's what he said about Prejudice.
You were supposed to do a different song.
Yeah.
And you were supposed to perform it with Kim Burrell.
Yeah.
So I'm going to let you talk about it for a minute.
Well, there's no space,
there's no room for any kind of prejudice
in 2017 or moving on.
I love her, just like I love everybody else. There's no room for any kind of prejudice in 2017 or moving on.
I love her just like I love everybody else.
We all have to get used to everyone's differences and understand that this is a big, gigantic, beautiful, colorful world,
and it only works with inclusion and empathy.
Even when I disagree with someone, I'm wishing them the best.
I'm hoping for the best because we can't win the other way.
Pharrell is absolutely right.
Death to all prejudice. Do we want diplomacy
or division? We live in a diverse world
and if you're judging people on anything except for the content
of their character, you're part of the problem. Now if you don't remember
what Kim Burrell said, this video
had surfaced online of her giving a sermon.
You are a man who will open your mouth
and make a man spit us in your face.
You are perverted and you cannot
help me for the sake of the Lord. You're perverted. Come on. Come on. Tell them what they're saying to you.
She's saying basically if you're a man and you have another man's penis in your face, you're perverted.
If you're a woman and you shake your breast in another woman's face, then you are perverted.
What if I'm a man with a woman's breast in my face? you're perverted. If you're a woman and you shake your breast in another woman's face, then you are perverted. What if I'm a man
with a woman's breast in my face?
You're perverted. Or you're a woman with a man's
penis in your face? You're perverted.
It's the same sex act. All the way above.
Just the same people make it perverted?
Right, so people were very
upset about that and she even did a Facebook
explanation, but she is not backing down
from what she said and what her beliefs
are. Okay, Soulja Boy
has been training really hard, as has
Chris Brown. Really hard? It's only been two days!
For their fight together. They posted a lot
of videos in those two days of them
training. Soulja Boy really looks like an eight-month pregnant
woman that's doing light
weightlifting just because the doc told her to.
But another thing that Soulja Boy has
done was put out a picture,
an Instagram photo from Nia's page.
Nia is Chris Brown's daughter's mother, Royalty's mother.
Too far.
Yeah, definitely too far.
And then he tagged himself.
He put hashtag the money team.
And you can see the tags of the money team and Floyd Mayweather on Royalty.
I'm going to be honest with you.
That's when you deserve to get shot in the ass.
He been deserve to get shot in the ass, but now he really deserve to get shot in the ass.
Well, here's what Chris Brown had to say.
Bro, all the jokes aside, my n***a, like, seriously,
we're going to set up this fight.
It's going to be professional.
But one thing, you got to stop doing my n***a.
I'm going to be real with you.
Stop saying s*** about my f***ing daughter, bro.
That's going to take this s*** somewhere else.
I'm telling you right now, on Jesus Christ,
on anybody you f***ing believe in,
I'll lie, boo,
I don't give a f***.
On my daughter?
Stop talking about my daughter, bro.
Real gangsters in the street,
you know?
Number one rule.
No kids.
You's a bitch, my n***a.
I agree with Chris.
He should not be talking
about his daughter,
but why does Chris keep going
back and forth with this fool?
Y'all got the fight set.
When the fight happens in March,
you whip his ass in the ring.
Then you have your boys
jump him after the fight, too. Absolutely.
And he might need to get shot in the ass.
What he's probably trying to do also is distract
him to the point that he's so angry.
You know, boxers do things like that.
I was watching Hands of Stone
on the plane when I was coming back from
vacation. This is not a movie, Yee.
It's based on a true story. Well, this ain't no true story.
And you know, boxers always try to...
No, it's not. It's a pretend Negro
named Soulja Boy
who's so fictional, okay,
going up against Chris Brown.
All right, now,
Naomi Campbell is talking
about sympathizing
with Kim Kardashian.
She was on
the Wendy Williams show,
and she talked about
an incident where
she almost got set up
and robbed in Paris.
Here's what she said.
I kept mine pretty down low,
but in 2012,
I was attacked in Paris. They followed me from the. I kept mine pretty down low, but in 2012, I was attacked in Paris.
They followed me from the airport.
Oh, excuse me?
Yep, they attacked me.
They opened my car door and said,
Naomi Campbell, we're going to kill you.
Jesus.
Wait, wait, wait, Naomi, wait.
So they came up to you and opened your door?
I was in the car with blacked-out windows.
Then why didn't you lock the door?
Well, that's the thing.
The driver was putting it on it.
Ah. Mm-hmm., that's the thing. That's the driver was in. The driver was putting it on it. Oh.
Mm-hmm.
So that's what happened.
She basically got attacked, and she feels like she was set up.
Why did he go all the way to Paris to get robbed?
What do you mean?
Let's go to Brownsville.
I don't think they went there to get robbed.
Yeah, they didn't go to get robbed.
They said, I'm going to get robbed today.
You're saying they grew up in New York all those years,
and nobody ever attempted to rob them? We don't know that. But I think people have a romantic vision of what happens when you go to get robbed. They said, I'm going to get robbed today. They grew up in New York all those years and nobody ever attempted to rob them?
We don't know that.
But I think people have a romantic vision of what happens when you go to Paris.
Beautiful, it's romantic.
Some people are off guard.
And they take advantage.
Just like when you go to some place you're not familiar with,
people take advantage of the fact that you don't know how things work and run.
You don't know anybody there.
That's why I'm forever paranoid.
You know why I'm forever paranoid?
Because I've had guns pulled on me. Because I've been attacked a couple times. I'm forever paranoid. Yeah? All right? You know why I'm forever paranoid? You know. Because I've had guns pulled on me because I've been attacked a couple times.
I'm always paranoid.
I'm paranoid in church.
But all of that.
Because of Dylann Roof.
I'm never sleeping.
Right.
All of that with her saying that she sympathizes with Kim Kardashian and how scary her ordeal
was in Paris.
Oh, absolutely.
All right.
Well, I'm Angela Yee, and that's your rumor report.
All right.
Thank you, Ms. Yee.
Charlemagne.
Yes, sir.
You are disgusting.
I didn't mean to.
Somebody was mad at me for belching on the air the other day.
It's not like I couldn't help it.
That's why they have the belch button here.
It's the cough button.
Yeah, but why did you press it?
Because who can ever get to it fast enough?
Have you ever used the cough button in the radio?
It's the cough button.
That's how the cough button sounds.
Watch.
That's good.
Can you hear me?
No.
Good.
So that's when you burp.
That's when you burp.
Now, think about how fast gas comes up
And if you can get your hands to the cough button
You did that pretty fast
Yeah, you can do that
Because I'm thinking about it
But you can burp
You can turn your head when you burp
You know when you're about to burp
So why you ain't never used the cough button?
I do
No, you haven't
Stop lying
Because I don't burp on the mic
Yeah, I don't burp on air
You ever coughed on air?
Yes
No, I usually turn my head when I cough
Well, you don't use the cough button
How about you change?
That's the point of this whole story, I'm telling.
Or how about you at least say excuse me after?
Yeah, how about that?
That helps.
That's really demeaning.
That sounds like a fake excuse me.
There's a lot of people out there burping this morning at work.
All right.
Amizi, how's your butt?
You okay?
Loose booty!
How's your loose booty?
You okay?
Yes, I told everybody that you had diarrhea.
I don't know, but Charlamagne's burp smelled like Amizi's butt.
You okay?
Amizi?
Well, if you follow Amizi, just hashtag loose booty on his page.
Don't do that.
Yeah, at I-A-M.
Don't do that.
What is this?
I-A-M-E-Z.
Even his sweatpants look like his butt hurts.
Yeah, that's right.
Yeah, at I-A-M-E-Z.
It's hashtag loose booty.
Loose booty.
Loose booty!
All right.
Cisco, spike your food, because you ain't let him do that interview.
That's probably what happened.
Now, don't get it day, Charlamagne.
Who are you giving that to?
Yahoo Finance needs to come to the front of the congregation.
We'd like to have a whirlwind.
We can't allow these kind of mistakes in 2017.
Okay.
We'll do it when we come back.
Keep it locked.
It's the Breakfast Club.
Good morning.
It's time for donkey of the day.
Donkey of the day, Charlamagne.
I'm a Democrat, so being donkey of the Day is a little bit of a mixed place.
So like a donkey.
Donkey of the Day.
The Breakfast Club, bitches.
Now, I've been called a lot in my 23 years, but Donkey of the Day is a new one.
Hey, guys.
Donkey of the Day for Friday, January 6th goes to Yahoo Finance.
Now, I don't know the person who runs Yahoo Finance's Twitter,
but applaud that man or woman.
Give him some claps real quick.
All right?
Because he provided, he or she provided some great content
for black Twitter last night.
I missed it in real time, but I woke up to it this morning,
and I must say thank you, Yahoo Finance, for the entertainment.
Now, if you missed it, this is why proofreading is so important.
Always measure twice so you only have to cut once.
Well, the individual who runs Yahoo Finance's Twitter didn't get that memo.
Or they were in a rush.
Or maybe they were just trying to be funny.
Because in a tweet that was simply supposed to state that Donald Trump wants a much bigger Navy,
somebody replaced the B in bigger with an N.
So it actually read, Trump wants a much nigger Navy.
Okay, yes, the dreadful N word that racists use to address blacks
and that a lot of blacks use to address themselves.
Now, I know other affiliates at Carrier to Breakfast Club
don't like when I say that word on air, but I didn't say it.
I read it.
And it was in context to show how foolish
Yahoo Finance sounded when they posted this on Twitter.
See, these are the kind of mistakes that lead me to believe that it will one day
probably in the next four years be an Orson Welles
war the world type situation via social media. These are the kind of mistakes
we can't afford to have on social media because people react.
It's only a matter of time before some false information from our future presidential administration
is posted on social media and panic will ensue.
Okay.
Because currently just on Twitter, Yahoo Finance is trending and has been mentioned 60,000
times in the N word Navy hashtag is trending and has been mentioned 60,000 times, and the N-word Navy hashtag is trending,
and it's been mentioned probably twice as much now.
When I woke up this morning and I saw N-word Navy trending,
I honestly thought Rihanna had released a new record or something.
Okay, Cash Money and Rihanna are the original N-word Navies,
but the fact people reacted the way they did to this tweet is exactly why
when the wrong information is posted on social media, it
can cause pandemonium.
And to me, this was just a test that you all passed.
And soon, I repeat, it will be some Orson Welles, war of the world type situation via
social media.
One hacking of someone in the Trump administration, social media, and it's going down.
Okay, imagine waking up and seeing nuclear bomb dropping on USA at 4 p.m. today.
People are going to be forming their own N-word
armies, N-word marines, N-word
air forces, and N-word navies
trying to prepare for the end. Look, Yahoo
Finance, you can't make these kind of mistakes
in the Trump era. We already live in a
racially sensitive time, and luckily
black Twitter reacted with jokes last night
and white Twitter decided to stand down
and not participate because that could have easily turned into an online racial war
that could have spilled out into the streets,
all because somebody at Yahoo Finance doesn't give a damn about proofreading.
Please give Yahoo Finance the biggest heat.
Oh, you know what?
Give them the smooth sounds and the hammer tones.
You are the donkey of the day.
You are the donkey of the day.
Hee haw.
You really have to proofread, especially when you're working for a corporation.
I know a lot of times I send text out to my friends, and I'll tell you a very common mistake that I make is sometimes I want to write, let's go out, right?
But the G is right next to the H.
Let's hoe out?
Yeah.
Drop on the clothes bombs for Angelique, damn it.
You know, sometimes when you write jeesh, the autocorrect puts Jewish.
That happens all the time.
What? When you write jeesh, the autocorrect puts Jewish. That happens all the time. What?
When you write geesh.
Who writes geesh?
No, who writes that?
Is that some type of beige code?
Is that what you waffle-colored Negroes
be saying to each other?
What?
Who writes geesh?
Tell me in what context would you say it?
You know why this is so stupid?
This is crazy.
Because Envy says geesh all the time. And by the way, he's
the only person I know that says geesh.
That is Envy's ad-lib. That is his
signature ad-lib. Geesh.
Let's say Charlamagne says wow.
How do you spell geesh?
J-E-E-S-H. I think it's really
G-E-E-S-H.
Yo. You really light skin.
Like if you... Well that's my word.
It's not a stereotype. I can spell it the way I want to spell it.
Well, that's like you saying Jewish,
because you're saying Jewish.
Every stereotype about light-skinned guys you possess
in every way imaginable.
By the way, I don't think that was a typo
from Yahoo Finance either.
I just think somebody was trying to be funny.
Because that much N-word Navy thing
could only work for two presidents.
And it was up for 20 minutes.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
It could only work
for Barack and Trump
because Barack's black
and because people,
you know,
believe Trump's a racist.
All right, jeesh.
Jewish.
Why wouldn't it spell Jesus?
I don't know.
Is that what jeesh
is short for?
I don't know.
I just,
it'd be like jeesh.
Jesus Christ.
I'm still gonna spell it
with a J. I don't care. I don't know why I work with this guy. I don't care. Why do we work with, jeesh. Jesus Christ. I'm still going to spell it with a J.
I don't care.
I don't know why I work with this guy.
I don't care.
Why do we work with this guy?
I don't know.
Because you guys love me.
Jesus Christ.
All right.
Jeesh.
That was the donkey today.
When we come back, let's talk stripper stories.
800-585-1051.
Earlier today, Vivica Fox came with her male hoes, her male strippers.
Yes, one name was Heat and one name was Penetration.
That's right.
He actually hit you on Instagram, too.
Yes, he did. He sent me an Instagram post and his Heat and one name was Penetration. That's right. He actually hit you on Instagram, too. Yes, he did. He sent me an
Instagram post and his name
on Instagram was Official Penetration.
Geesh.
That would be Envy's stripper name.
Next, coming to the stage.
Geesh.
Alright, so we're asking. Tell us
some crazy stripper stories.
800-585-1051. I remember
one time, one of my friends was in a strip club.
It was his birthday, so I paid for him to get a lap dance.
And when he was finished, he had brown stains on his T-shirt.
Sheesh.
Yeah, sheesh.
He had some doodoo stains.
That was Notorious B.I.G. with Juicy.
Morning, everybody.
It's DJ Envy, Angela Yee, Charlamagne Tha God.
We are The Breakfast Club.
Now, if you just joined us, Vivica Fox and her male hoes came through earlier.
Don't call them that.
They're male exotic dancers.
They definitely are male hoes.
They out here working.
Listen, man, God bless Vivica A. Fox.
It's about time that a woman objectified some men the way that men have been objectifying women for years.
Okay?
I don't have no problem with this at all.
I'm all about equality, baby.
Now we're asking, since they are male dancers,
we want to know your craziest strip
club story. I told mine earlier how
I paid for a friend to get a lap dance. With male dancers?
No, with a female dancer.
You gotta be more specific, brother. With a female dancer
and when she got up,
he had brown marks up and down his t-shirt.
That could have been discharge
or it could have been... Do discharge, or it could have been...
Doodle stains, or it could have been that time of the month.
Right.
Yeah, it could have been all that.
A lot of things it could have been.
It was just nasty, and we never let him let it down.
Did you smell it to try to figure it out?
No, I did not smell it.
Could have been coffee.
I don't really have no crazy strip club stories,
because I grew up in South Carolina,
so the strip club is like real regular.
I mean, I guess the only crazy strip club story I can think of
is the first time I ever received... of is the first time I ever received,
was it the first time I ever received oral sex?
Yeah, I think the first time.
You were in the champagne room?
Yeah.
First time I ever received oral sex, I was a young buck.
And the young lady was performing fellatio on me.
And, you know, I was new to the game.
So when I paid her for it, it really only lasted.
You paid her for it?
That's prostitution.
Yeah, well, whatever. It only lasted like 30 seconds. And I'm like, damn, what happened? game so when i paid her for it it really only paid her for it uh yeah well whatever it only
lasted like 30 seconds and i'm like damn what happened and she was like well you know i'm
supposed to give you fellatio during the duration of the song but we started in the middle of the
song so if you want more you gotta pay me again i ain't had no money like that back then so you
were a john and you got tricked i was a john John? What's that mean? I know what it means in Philly.
What's that mean?
No, John,
like a personalistic...
A mark-ass buster.
I don't think I was a mark.
I was just green.
I didn't know that,
you know,
that when you pay,
you gotta pay
throughout the whole song.
She got you,
so you could've got
a long song,
but you got a short one.
Hey, in her defense,
she still wanted
to give me more fellatio.
I just didn't have more money.
So she didn't want to.
Okay. Now, Yee, do you have any fellatio. I just didn't have more money. So she didn't want to. Okay.
Now, Yee, do you have any strip club stories?
I have a million strip club stories, but I personally don't like to get lap dances or anything because I just am a germaphobe.
Okay.
I don't really like people I don't know touching me.
But one time I was in Jamaica, and I was with my friends in the strip club.
And you know how they just kind of force you to get a lap dance, and then you're trying to be a good sport.
Jamaica got strip clubs?
Of course they do. Yes. Wow.
Alright, so this one stripper was like dancing and she had her
thing on my leg and I could feel her stubbly hair.
Her vagina was on your leg? I left
after that. Oh my goodness. I said I gotta go.
Oh my goodness. Alright, well let's go to the
phone line. Please wax. How would a vagina be on somebody's
leg? This is the waxing part of it.
Like wax. I don't want to feel the stubble.
I actually like that feeling.
Like, when a girl gets a fresh wax and then sits on my face.
But there's no stubble when you get a wax.
And I'm hoping not any girl.
I'm hoping your wife.
Duh.
That's what I mean.
Hello, who's this?
You didn't say when my wife.
Hello?
Hello?
Hi, this is Kimberly.
Hey, Kimberly.
You got a Crazy Strip Club story for us?
I sure do.
But this happened years ago.
We all went out celebrating after
our first Marine Corps ball.
We went to a strip club and
one of my friends was telling this other guy,
hey, man, don't do it.
Don't give her any money.
Well, the stripper heard him. She turned
him around, punched him in the mouth, and
chipped his tooth. Damn, we were
talking about, like, dance stories, not fight stories.
I don't want to hear about those strippers being assaulted.
Jesus Christ, what kind of animals are you?
Hello, who's this?
This is 800 out of Ohio, man.
800.
800.
Wow, you must be super official.
We talking strip club stories.
Yeah, man.
It was crazy, man.
My dude went to the strip club one time, and he got with this little foreign chick, man.
She was, like, Taiwanese or something like that, man.
He just fell in love with her, you know what I mean?
She's bad, bro.
She's bad.
So he talked to her for a couple weeks, long story short.
He'd go over to her house or whatever, meet her parents, and he'd get to seeing all these
pictures that's on the mantelpiece and whatnot.
He'd ask them who people is, and they'd tell him he meant.
He'd meet her brother.
She had a twin brother.
And his dad, like, yeah, so you, her dad, like, so, yeah,. She had a twin brother. And his dad like, yeah.
So her dad like, so yeah, you accepting of her and all that.
He's like, what are you talking about?
And he showed her, he showed him a picture of her when she was in middle school and she
was a boy when she was little.
Oh, man.
So he got a lap dance from a transgender.
Yes.
Man, yeah.
There's nothing wrong with that.
It's 2017.
He got a little more from her, man.
You know what I'm saying?
I was sorry for him.
Like, man, she should have told you. But at the end of the day, it ain't your business if they don't little more from her, man, you know what I'm saying? I was sorry for him, like, man, she should have told you,
but at the end of the day, it ain't your business
if they don't want to tell you, man. I just feel like
it should be like a contract where you have
to tell, you know what I'm saying? Intention is
everything, though. If he didn't know it was a
transgender and he accidentally got fellatio
from a transgender, it's just a mistake.
Okay? He didn't know. Intention
is everything. Or you could be like Richard Pryor and it happened
one time. Hey, F it. Might as well keep it going oh my goodness 800-585-1051 we're
talking strip club stories you have one that was callen for free morning everybody is dj nv
angela yee shalemina guy we are the breakfast club now if you just join us we're talking crazy
strip club stories earlier vivica fox stopped. She brought some male exotic strippers with her.
I think their name was Heat and Penetration.
Don't say you think.
You know for a fact their name was Heat and Penetration.
How could you forget?
What would your name be?
Sheesh.
Envy is a stripper name, though.
Envy is a bartender stripper name, by the way.
So is Charlamagne.
It's really not.
I can see it.
I know mad bartenders and strippers named Envy. You know one. All across the way. So is Charlamagne. It's really not. I can see it. I know mad bartenders
in Scribblers name envy.
You know one.
All across the country.
You know maybe two.
I know a few envies
in the Scribblers
name envy.
What would your name be,
Charlamagne?
What you mean?
If you were a male stripper.
Thunder Thighs.
I don't know.
I don't think about
silly things like that.
Thunder Thighs
would be his name.
What about you, Yee?
Oh, me? I don't know. We were talking about male exotic dancers. Y'all have great names. B. Thunder Thighs would be his name. What about you, Yee? Oh, me?
I don't know.
We were talking about male exotic dancers.
Y'all have great names.
Bumblebee, that would be your name.
Because heat and penetration.
Because you're black and yellow.
You're black and Asian, so they say black and yellow, so you should be Bumblebee.
That doesn't sound very sexy.
Not at all.
I'm not Bumblebee.
Bumblebee to the stage.
Chistania.
Hello.
Hello.
Hey, you got a crazy strip club story?
Hey, guys.
Yes, I love you guys.
My name is Tanya from Jersey.
My girlfriend, we took her out to a strip joint, right?
She every bit of 270 damn pounds.
Oh, that's big.
This guy, let me tell you, this guy, you know, this big sweaty muscular guy comes and tries to pick her up.
Right?
He picks her up.
He picks her up and lands flat on his back.
When he landed on his back, she landed straight on his face.
Dude was struggling trying to get up.
He couldn't breathe.
I couldn't breathe because I was crying.
He couldn't breathe.
He couldn't breathe.
They really had to lift her fat butt up because he couldn't breathe.
Did you get it on Snapchat?
No, no, this was long ago.
This was a long time ago.
We didn't have Snapchat back in the day.
I was in my 20s back then.
Yeah, that was just fat back, not just Snapchat.
Listen, fat women do not know how to act in the script club.
That's what I say.
Yeah, I was in tears.
I couldn't believe that mess.
I'm like, yo, dude couldn't mess her up.
He couldn't pick her up from off the ground, from off the floor.
Are you big too?
No, hell no, I'm not big.
I'm good.
Every fat chick in this Crip Club act like Desiigner on stage.
Hello, who's this?
Darren.
Darren, we're talking crazy Crip Club stories.
Good morning.
You got one?
Yeah, so we took my boy out for his 30th birthday or
whatever, Winchester
Club, and stripper
gets in front of him,
so we're all souped,
so we start throwing
dollar bills in front
of him.
The stripper's like,
all right, she takes
one, she folds it in
half, and she puts it
on the counter, and
she's going to pick
it up where her
cheeks.
So no lie, she
tried like five times.
It was like a struggle
try.
It wasn't working.
Could not get it.
Yeah, it was not working.
Her ass was too flat.
So as a lax diss effort, she just took his face and shoved it in her crotch.
Just, ah.
We all just walked away.
Wow.
Why is that crazy?
That wasn't crazy.
That actually sounds like a great time.
Sounds awkward.
It sounds normal.
That's like a great time.
Hello, who's this?
Yo, this is Josh Jersey.
Josh, you got a crazy strip club story for us?
Yeah, yeah, man. I was at a strip club
and shit. No cursing.
You know it's a good story when it starts off
strip club.
Go ahead, bro. I get a couple
beers. I get a bucket of beers and the stripper,
she's dancing and she's like playing real
hard. So I guess she got thirsty.
She came up to the bucket, stuck her hand
in the bucket and started, sucking on the ice.
So I'm there like, ew.
And then she grabs my drink, and I kind of pull it away.
And she's like, don't worry, I ain't got no AIDS.
And she pulled the drink out of my hand and take a sip out of it.
I was like, ugh.
That's gross.
That was it?
That was it.
We wanted more.
We wanted more.
I really didn't.
He lost me after he said bucket of beer.
I don't trust anybody who buys buckets of beers in the script club.
My goodness.
All right, what's the moral of the story?
Is there a moral?
The moral of the story is if strippers can be called exotic dancers,
then drug dealers should be called exotic pharmacists.
What?
That's all you got?
Yes, that's all I got from this whole conversation.
My goodness.
Bumblebee, you got the rumor report?
Yes, I do.
Chocolate thighs.
We're going to be talking about our president
and his final hurrah. We'll tell you what he
plans to do. Also, Lee Daniels.
He wants white people to feel good about being
white.
What is going on in the world?
What world did I wake up in on
January 1st? Because I am so confused about
everything. What world don't
white people feel good about being white in?
We'll talk about it when we come back. It's The Breakfast Club. Good morning.
Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy
Angelou Yee, Charlamagne Tha God. We are The
Breakfast Club. Happy New Year! Are we still
saying that? No. And this is officially
national. Take your Christmas tree
down weekend, by the way. No, it's not.
I'm sure you still got your Christmas tree up like I
do. Yeah, I'm keeping mine up for a while. I just took mine down in October, and then I. No, it's not. I'm sure you still got your Christmas tree up like I do. Yeah, I'm keeping mine
up for a while.
I just took mine down
in October and then
I just never put it back.
If you still got your
Christmas tree up
by Martin Luther King
weekend, you just
slack and disgusting
and you're disgracing
Martin Luther King's memory.
I wait till the last
weekend in January.
What?
You're going to wait
till almost Valentine's Day?
Yes.
That's disgusting.
I'm going to go
with that kind of thing.
It's a lot to put
all them lights up
and Christmas tree ornaments. Ain't nobody tell you to have a tree that's as big as the tree in the mall. I'm going to go with that kind of thing. It's a lot to put all them lights up and Christmas tree ornaments.
Ain't nobody tell you to have a tree that's as big as the tree in the mall.
I just put a gold tree in the window, two of them.
They're small little mini trees.
Listen, for us regular people with regular sized trees, take your trees down this weekend, okay?
I'm going to wait a week or so.
Two weeks, actually.
All right, well, let's get to the rumors.
Let's talk Stevie J.
This is the Rumor report with Angela Yee.
On The Breakfast Club.
Well, Stevie J,
when he was up here at The Breakfast Club,
talked about Jocelyn. He wasn't sure if the baby
was his yet when he was here, but it turns out it is
his baby. So they did have
a daughter together, Bonnie
Bella. And he also
said after that that he wanted her to get tested
for drugs and psychological testing and all of that.
Too late.
But she had also accused him.
Shouldn't you do that before you shoot our club up?
Yeah, it's too late now.
She had also accused him, though, of molesting his daughter
and all kinds of crazy things.
Well, now he wants to make sure that they get along
for the sake of their daughter.
Here's what he said.
How's Jocelyn handling being a new mother?
Oh, man, she's coming along.
I'm looking forward to just, you know,
not even dealing with the court system no more, basically.
You know what I'm saying?
I don't want to be going to court back and forth
with Jocelyn and all this dumb shit.
I just want to be a great father,
and I want her to be a great mother,
and I want to just raise some beautiful children.
So we've been seeing pictures of you all online,
so are you all working things out Back together in love
What we got
You know we was always homies first
Before the love thing
So you know I think it's more or less like
We gotta come together
And be the best parents that we can
And there you have it
What can you do
You have a child together
I can't wait to see what that little thing
Grows up to be in the future
The boy or girl
It's a girl
Can't wait to see what that little girl grows up
I didn't know what she was Well she could be a producer I can't wait to see what she grows up to be in the future. Is it a boy or a girl? It's a girl. Her name is Donnie Bella. Don't call her a little thing. I didn't know what she was.
Well, she could be a producer.
I can't wait to see what she grows up to be in the future.
She could be an actor.
She could be a musician.
She could be a singer.
Yeah, you ain't seen nothing that Jocelyn does, though.
You just named everything her father does, huh?
She could be on reality TV.
You just forget who her mom is, right?
She might be a dancer.
Okay.
All right.
All right.
Now, Lee Daniels is talking about his new show, Star,
Fox's new musical series, and
he feels like the world hasn't been nice to white people lately.
He said, we are in a very dangerous state right now in our country.
I want white people to feel good about being white.
All right, Lee.
Because right now, there's a lot of hatred going on.
He said, it started out with this white girl that was just badass and would do anything,
kill, rob, have sex, whatever, to get to the top.
Then I realized as I was writing that it was more about a girl group.
Their whole world is about what happened to me when I left home and went to Hollywood
and the struggles I went through.
Okay, number one, why not just make all people feel good about themselves?
And number two, who said white people feel bad about themselves?
That's a hell of a generalization to say I wanted to make white people feel good about themselves.
Trust me, if white people feel bad about themselves, it's not because they're white.
It's because they're poor and disenfranchised or because they're sick
or they're not sure the rumors of friends coming back are true. They're not just sitting around feeling bad because they're white is because they're pouring disenfranchisement because they're sick or they're not sure the rumors of friends coming back are true. They're not
just sitting around feeling bad because they're
white. I've never heard anybody, and I have
white friends, I've never heard anybody say
I feel bad about being white.
This is just getting stupid at this point. Like, everybody
should feel good about themselves. The problem is we make
people feel bad about having pride in themselves.
If you white rep your set, if you black rep your set,
you Asian rep your set, you Latino rep your
set. White power, black power.
White privilege, black privilege.
We all children of God.
We all special.
Who cares?
Jesus Christ.
All right, what was the highest selling album of 2016?
I'm sure y'all know.
The highest selling album of the year.
Oh, Adele.
Views.
Views?
Yes, Drake's album.
Views or more than Adele?
Yes, it was certified platinum four times.
It was the highest selling LP in the United States, according to Billboard.
I mean, that album sold because of hype, though, because I wasn't a fan of Views at all.
I mean, I'm not really a Drake fan of all Drake's music.
He had over three billion streams for the year.
Views wasn't hot like that.
We played a lot of that on the radio.
What?
We played a lot of Views on the radio.
We definitely added to that.
And we played a lot of it in the club.
And I think Drake had such a good 2015 because of Back to Back and Hotline Bling.
It was a lot of buildup for that album.
Nah, but Controller was big.
What was the other one?
One Dance was big.
What was the other one?
One Dance was the number one selling single in the UK.
FYI.
And then the joint with Rihanna, which was, what was that called?
Too Good.
Work?
Too Good.
I don't know.
I never know the names
Of their songs
He had a bunch of big records
He had a bunch of big records
In the clubs
Hey man
That Drake effect is serious
Alright well
Guess who has an album
Coming out soon also
Who?
Lil Wayne
And guess who confirmed it
Birdman
Alright this is what he said
If it's Carter V
Nobody's believing you
This is what he said
In an interview on Beats 1
What's going on
With this Carter V dog Carter V coming out It's coming. This is what he said in an interview on Beats 1. What's going on with this Carter V, dog?
Carter V coming out, bro.
It's coming out.
It's definitely coming out, bro.
Situation with me and my son, bro.
I'm going to put all that behind us and just let it move forward, bro.
Wayne is one of the best artists ever to do the game.
For sure.
And I want to see him finish, continue to do what he's been doing,
and I'm going to support whatever he's doing, bro.
But you're definitely going to get a C-5.
By the way, that could have been any Birdman soundbite
from interviews over the past five years.
He's not saying that, right?
All right.
He also said the Cash Money documentary
is going to be out on Apple Music in February.
You can't just put it behind you.
You got to pay me.
Yeah, you got to pay me, bro.
I'm not just putting anything behind until you pay me.
Yeah, you got to pay me.
You can't just, oh, let's forget about it.
No.
No.
You can't just do that part of it yet. Make Lil Wayne feel good the way Lee Daniels wants to make white people feel good. What he should say is, you gotta pay me. You can't just, oh, let's forget about it. No. No. You can't really address that part of it yet.
Make Lil Wayne feel good the way Lee Daniels wants to make white people feel good.
What he should say is, you know what, I'm gonna make sure Lil Wayne gets the money that
he was supposed to get so that we can move forward.
He should have said, I'm gonna make Lil Wayne feel good because I feel like Lil Wayne hasn't
been treated fairly lately, the same way Lee Daniels doesn't feel white people have been
treated fairly lately.
All right, and our President Barack Obama is leaving the White House.
Is he still our President?
But yes, he is right now.
He is.
And he's going to be having his final White House party tonight.
All right, so Beyonce is going to be there, Jay-Z, Oprah.
Well, they've been invited at least.
Usher, Samuel L. Jackson, Stevie Wonder.
Wow.
Chance the Rapper even tweeted out,
about to fly 21 hours to D.C. to bid farewell to the greatest president in U.S. history.
Wow.
God bless you.
Between that and the Coachella lineup, Lee Daniels might be on to D.C. to bid farewell to the greatest president in U.S. history. Wow. God bless you. Between that and the Coachella lineup, I believe Daniels might be on to something.
White people aren't being treated good lately.
No white people are going to be at Barack Obama's final White House dinner?
I didn't name any white person.
Wow.
Times are changing.
Well, I'm just telling you people I know.
I'm sure there's going to be some white people there.
What, you don't name them in our top billing anymore?
Now, we can just start putting Jesus as top billing at Santa Claus.
We'll be on to something, okay?
When Christmas time comes, Jesus needs to be top billing, damn it.
Well, I'm Angela Yee, and that's your rumor report.
All right, thank you, Miss Yee.
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I own this.
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55 gallons of water, 500 pounds of concrete.
Or maybe not.
No country willingly gives up their territory.
Oh my God.
What is that?
Bullets.
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