The Breakfast Club - Freaky Friday Gets Freakier

Episode Date: January 6, 2017

Friday 1/6- The Breakfast Club had a very special guest, Vivica A. Fox, and she brought her male strippers as well for her new show "Vivica's Black Magic" And lets just say that Angela Yee got a fun p...resent from the male strippers for her birthday. In fact, we made her present into a topic discussion, and had listeners call up about their strip club experience. Also Charlamagne awarded Yahoo Finance for Donkey of the Day after they tweeted something that blacked I mean lacked spell check. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:03:21 Good morning, USA! It is snowing. It's going to snow in the south and everything in the next couple of days. So if you're traveling, I'm telling you right now, make sure you check the flights. Yeah, and give yourself a little extra time. Yeah, I was almost late this morning because I didn't pay my phone bill. You know how that goes. What did it have to do with being late? Because, you know, I think my alarm did go off, but then, like, I went back to sleep, but then, like, somebody called me, and then when I tried to call him back, it wouldn't go through. I tried to call you this morning.
Starting point is 00:04:06 Then I got in the car. You didn't answer, so I called Wax. And I was driving, and I was trying to listen to my music, and it kept saying I was offline. I'm like, what the hell is going on? Well, did you pay your bill? Of course I paid the pass-through amount like a real man does. Well, you didn't pay the full amount right now.
Starting point is 00:04:18 No, no, no real man pays the full amount. You pay the pass-through. Only suckers pay the full amount, okay? Pass-through only. I don't know if that's gooders pay the full amount. Okay? Pass due only. I don't know if that's good advice. I don't know. I do the same. That's why you were offline this morning. I don't know if that's good advice. I don't trust people who pay
Starting point is 00:04:33 their full amount. Who are you trying to show off for? Alright, I'll pay my full amount on my phone bill. I actually set mine up for auto pay now after you guys have had these discussions. Nah. I need to know where that money going. I want to know when it goes out. Pass due only, baby. They try to send you a message before they do it. I hate to say it, but I'm the same way. I wait for need to know where that money going. I want to know when it goes out. They send you a message before they do it. I hate to say it, but I'm the same way. I wait for them to cut my phone off and then I just pay the pass.
Starting point is 00:04:50 That's it. Cutting the phone off is just a harsh reminder that your phone bill is due. That's horrible. They can call you a million times it means nothing, but when they cut that phone off, like, oh, I guess my phone bill is due. Are they serious now? Why are you always calling me? Because of the dude outside? Yeah, there was somebody outside the station. You know I call you every once in a while when I see somebody that looks a little froggy.
Starting point is 00:05:05 Now, by the way, usually, you know, for the past, what, six years, I've been attacked twice outside this radio station. They usually fit a certain stereotype. This was a different stereotype. Yeah, it's a certain element you see. It might be a big black dude with dreads or, like, you know, hoodie on. Like, you got to fit a certain stereotype. It might be trouble.
Starting point is 00:05:24 This morning, I was shook. I was scared. Because it to fit a certain stereotype that might be trouble. This morning I was shook. I was scared. Because it was about a 5'9", skinny, Dylann Roof in the face looking white dude outside. With a book bag.
Starting point is 00:05:33 With a book bag. Yeah, I was nervous. And gloves on. Yes, with gloves on. Talking about, oh, Charlamagne, I feel like I know you. Back up off me,
Starting point is 00:05:39 Dylann Roof in the face ass. Boy, I don't know you. How come no one called me to tell me there was somebody strange outside? I thought you were here already. Because usually you're here so early. Usually you're here so early. As soon as I walk by, I don't know you. How come no one called me to tell me there was somebody strange outside? I thought you were here already. Because usually you're here so early. I have to walk past him, too.
Starting point is 00:05:46 Usually you're here so early. As soon as I walked by him, I put my hood on low, so I was like, you ain't going to see me. I did right in the building. I said, let me call Charlamagne and give him the heads up. I stopped and talked to him, though. His name was Will, I believe. He's a mixtape rapper. Oh.
Starting point is 00:05:59 A porn disenfranchised Caucasian. Oh, okay. Well, they said he's been there for like five hours. Yeah, he's been there since one o'clock in the morning, in the snow. It is now 6.05 a.m. and he's white and he's a mixtape rapper. Why do people always pick the coldest day so far? I don't know. Drop on a Clues Bomb for that waste of good white skin.
Starting point is 00:06:15 Y'all stop it. Standing outside the building trying to promote his music. I definitely dipped on his ass. At one in the morning. Shout to Jeezy. Jeezy had a dinner last night. Forbes magazine actually held the dinner for Jeezy. It's about all his investments, his tequila, his real estate he has.
Starting point is 00:06:31 So it was a dope dinner last night. So I seen Jeezy. I ran into Tiana Taylor was there. Her husband, Amon Shumpert. Amon ain't got no game? Tonight, the Nets. Oh, okay. They're playing the Cavaliers.
Starting point is 00:06:42 Yeah. I'm actually going to that game. No, no. He's on the Cavaliers. I mean, oh, yeah. You said the Nets are playing the Cavaliers. Yeah, yeah. He plays the Nets. Tonight, the Nets. Oh, okay. They're playing the Cavaliers. Yeah. I'm actually going to that game. No, no. He's on the Cavaliers. I mean, oh, yeah. You said the Nets are playing the Cavaliers. Yeah, yeah. He plays the Nets.
Starting point is 00:06:48 Tonight, the Nets. Yeah, he plays the Nets tonight. Trying to think who else was there last night. I seen Karen Civil there. She was there. The young KC. The young legend. Matt Wild.
Starting point is 00:06:55 She'll be with me at my birthday party in New Orleans. Oh, yeah? Matt Wild was there last night. Rode Timmy. It was a good little dinner. Good little dinner. The CEO of Lyft. He was there. A lot of people were in there last night. Ro Timmy. It was a good little dinner. Good little dinner. The CEO of Lyft. He was there.
Starting point is 00:07:07 A lot of people were in there last night. Good little dinner. Did you invest in Lyft? I didn't. Oh, we did. We did. We sure did invest in Lyft.
Starting point is 00:07:14 Yes, we did. Absolutely. We got guests today too, right? Yeah. Vivica Fox will be joining us. Vivica A. Fox. Vivica A. Fox. Vivica A. Fox
Starting point is 00:07:22 should be joining us. The legend. And she has, she's bringing some people with her. Yeah, because ain't she a madam now? She got a bunch of hoes or something? Vivica's Black Magic is the name of the show. It's on Lifetime.
Starting point is 00:07:32 It just debuted on Wednesday. And she's actually putting together a black male review show. So male exotic dancers. Man hoes. And they get to go to Vegas. Because it's fun for women. A lot of people go for bachelor and bachelorette parties to Vegas. A lot of big girls. They have the Thunder Down. Because it's fun for women. A lot of people go for bachelor and bachelorette parties to Vegas. A lot of big girls.
Starting point is 00:07:45 They have the Thunder Down Under. It's all not really. Yeah, that's the male review show out there. But it's not a lot of color. I have no problem with women objectifying men. Men have been objectifying women for years. Cool. A male review show is so different than when women have strip clubs.
Starting point is 00:08:02 Because just what they do is different. They're a lot more interactive, I feel like. And they have to do a lot of flipping you up. There's a lot of prep. I DJ'd one. Only one. Only one. So you helped with the chubs? No, but that's what you're saying. You were the fluffer. You were the fluffer, exactly.
Starting point is 00:08:17 Because they had to get dressed by the booth, so they had to put forget it. So they'd be like, if you stand right there, I like how you sag your pants. I like your little red drawers that you show off all the time. No, but their costumes are very important. No asses making me chub. Better put a penis ring on to make sure their meat was...
Starting point is 00:08:29 Oh, you saw all of that? No doubt. Forget it. I see you. I see you, playboy. Forget it. Front page news, what we talking about?
Starting point is 00:08:35 Oh, man. Well, Twitter went crazy yesterday after Yahoo sent out a tweet with a little typo in it. All right? And we'll talk about this hate crime that the four teenagers have been charged with. I can't believe it took them that? And we'll talk about this hate crime that the four teenagers have been charged with.
Starting point is 00:08:47 I can't believe it took them that long to figure out that was a hate crime. They just watched the video. All right. I can't believe it. It's 2017 and The Breakfast Club is starting off with new music. Well, that's not new music.
Starting point is 00:08:57 I mean, it's not new music, but usually it's a Drake record. At least now we're playing one of Drake's artists. Well, Drake's on that record, too. Oh, never mind. Jesus Christ. We are The Breakfast Club. Drake's on that record, too. Oh, never mind. Jesus Christ. We are the Breakfast Club. Let's get in some front page news.
Starting point is 00:09:08 Now, shout out to the Giants. They're heading to Green Bay today. They've been practicing all week long. They've been putting the footballs in the freezer so they can feel the coldness of the footballs. They had the air conditioner on the inside arena. So we already, I am heading out there Saturday. So you're telling me nobody on that team has any experience with cold balls and they play in New York?
Starting point is 00:09:29 We are going to, I'm heading out there on Saturday. I'm going to watch the Giants. Odell can't catch cold balls? Beat the Green Bay Packers. So the Giants, I will be out there this weekend. Let's go Giants. G-Men all day. Ho, ho, ho, ho.
Starting point is 00:09:42 All right. Now let's talk about this snowy forecast a little bit. Well, yes. So, ho. All right. Now let's talk about this snowy forecast a little bit. Well, yes. I can't wait until y'all get 20-something to three. So there's winter storm warnings. And as winter storm warnings are spread all across the United States, they said there's going to be snow and even a little bit of ice in parts of the south. And that is starting today.
Starting point is 00:09:56 So warnings are in Atlanta, in Charlotte, in Raleigh, Durham, in Norfolk, parts of the Texas Panhandle. So just be careful if you guys are going to be out there driving. Give yourself a little extra time. If you're flying somewhere, make sure you check your flights. They said even in Mississippi, South Carolina, all of that, some ice accumulation as well. I'm so glad I don't have to travel this weekend.
Starting point is 00:10:16 I ain't got no money anyway. I just came off vacation, just paid my past due bill on my phone. I'm stuck for a while. Green Bay is going to be about 5 degrees Sunday. I just want to put that out there It's going to be cold, but we're going to be there Now let's talk about this Facebook Live incident Alright, well we told you guys about this
Starting point is 00:10:32 yesterday in Chicago The four, three of them are teenagers One of them is 24 year olds Kidnapping a man who they say has mental health issues and torturing him Bunch of cowards All on Facebook Live, they have now decided they are going to charge these four people with a hate crime. And in that video, they were saying F Trump, F white people.
Starting point is 00:10:54 And they even looked at the camera and said, if any one of y'all got a problem with this, I'm going to tie y'all bitch ass up. I can't believe they had to investigate that. Like, you can just watch that video and listen to what they're saying and tell that was a hate crime. So that is Jordan Hill, who's 18, Tess Faye Cooper, Brittany Covington, and Tanishia Covington. They also are facing charges of aggravated kidnapping, aggravated unlawful restraint, aggravated battery with a deadly weapon, and one of them is being charged with residential burglary,
Starting point is 00:11:20 and one of them is accused of robbery and possession of a stolen motor vehicle. You got to bury them under the jail, man. Absolutely. I'm not a hypocrite to where, you know, I look at them and be like, oh, no, you know, we need to take our time and they need help. No, I look at them the same way I look at a damn dealing roof. Like, people like that, it's only a matter of time before they do something crazy to you or the ones that you love.
Starting point is 00:11:40 Period. Definitely buried them under the jail. Now, let's talk about Yahoo. Well, this tweet went out yesterday and there was a little bit of a typo and Twitter went crazy with it.
Starting point is 00:11:50 Now, in this tweet, Yahoo was talking about President-elect Donald Trump wanting to expand the U.S. Navy and they wrote, Trump wants a much, they meant to write
Starting point is 00:11:59 bigger Navy, but they replaced that B with an N, so they wrote, Trump wants a much N-word Navy. Here's how much it'll cost. How did I miss that? What? Why did I miss that?
Starting point is 00:12:10 You used to do the hashtag N-word Navy trending all day yesterday. I thought that was a new rap group or some new record label or something. I thought Rihanna released a song or something. That tweet stayed live on their account for 20 minutes and here's some examples of people's responses. Trump, we gotta go to war. Captain,
Starting point is 00:12:26 you got gas money? Hashtag N-Word Navy. Pentagon, we can't find the target on the radar. Hashtag N-Word Navy. Now if I go in this water and find it, I'm beating your ass. So people were just going crazy. But the B is next to the N. I did. And you know I checked it. The first thing I did was be like, hold on, let me make
Starting point is 00:12:41 sure this B is next to the N. Somebody put, yo, your baby mom just boarded the ship. They just going crazy with this hashtag yesterday. My goodness. That's ridiculous. All right. Well, that's front page news. And then we had all kind of Soulja Boy and Chris Brown jokes with it, too.
Starting point is 00:12:55 I wouldn't even want no N-word, maybe, because N-words don't swim. Yes, they do. I don't know how to swim. Exactly. N-word. My daughter knows how to swim. I made my daughter swim so she wouldn't be a stereotype. In fact, yesterday when I was at my other job at Viacom,
Starting point is 00:13:09 my homegirl Rachel said to me, your daughter can swim, right? She's not a stereotype. I said, yes, she can swim. In all my case, she can swim. And I can swim. I was actually on a swim team. I should have made the Olympics, but that's another story. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:13:19 All right. Tell them why you're mad. 800-585-1051. If you're upset, you need to vent. Somebody said that Millie Rock on any doc. Call us up right now if you need to vent a little bit. Tell them why you're mad. 800-585-1051.
Starting point is 00:13:33 Call us now. It's The Breakfast Club. Good morning. The Breakfast Club. Get with the good hair. Ayo, ayo, ayo. Good morning. This is Matt Rapp.
Starting point is 00:13:43 I'm going to tell you why, Matt. I'm going to tell you why I'm mad. I'm mad because I hung out in the club last night. And there were so many good girls in, ayo, ayo. Good morning. This is Matt Rapp. I'm gonna tell you why, man. I'm gonna tell you why I'm mad. I'm mad because I hung out in the club last night and there was too many good girls in there. Yo, for real, we don't need none of y'all good girls in the club. We need loose girls. We need drunk girls. We need sloppy girls. We need girls that just gonna call away. We don't need none of y'all nice girls in there. Go home. Go away. Talk about it and tell me why you mad.
Starting point is 00:13:58 Breakfast Club, for real. Yo, Steph, yo. Steph, tell them why you mad, bro. Yo, alright, so basically, like, you know how J. Cole, Azzo, all got, you know, they credit for, like, yo. Steph, tell them why you mad, bro. Yo, all right. So basically, like, you know how J. Cole, Azzo all got, you know, they credit for, like, you know, their albums and stuff, like, how the album sales are cracking and stuff. Like, I'm just mad at my son.
Starting point is 00:14:15 Like, how'd you be? Like, he had a nice, dope album, and nobody listened to it. Nobody talked about it. And it's really dope. Like, I don't know. How'd you put out an album last year? Yeah. I had last year? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:14:25 I had no idea. Yeah. Thank you for letting us and all of our listeners know. Absolutely. Hello, who's this? Good morning, y'all. How y'all doing for the New Year's, man? Imani, tell them why you mad.
Starting point is 00:14:36 Nah, my name is not Imani. Envy, man. What's your name? I said good morning, man. Oh, I thought you said... Envy's crazy. What's your name, bro? It's Port-A-Potty Guy, Envy.
Starting point is 00:14:45 Oh, where you been, Port-A-Potty Guy? I don't know your voice no more. You don't call up here no more. Why you mad? Listen, man, Envy, man. Listen, man, I want to apologize to you for the New Year's, bro. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:14:56 Listen, guys, I messed up. You know what I mean? Last year, you know, I said some things to 50 Shits, and I guess Envy didn't like it, and he blocked me on Instagram, him and 50. What? So, Envy, you my favorite DJ, dog. You know, I said some things to 50 shit, and I guess Envy didn't like it, and he blocked me on Instagram, him at 50. So Envy, you my favorite DJ, dog. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:15:10 Envy, you didn't know you blocked me on Instagram? You blocked him on Instagram? He was probably talking reckless. We played a song one time, and he got overexcited. No, Envy, this is what I said. I said, you know what I mean? I put LOL and said, F you. You know what? Now I'm at 50 shit. Porta party guy. Porta party guy. Porta party guy. I don't think nobody LOL and said, F you. You know what? Now I'm being 50 Cent. Porta potty guy.
Starting point is 00:15:25 Porta potty guy. Porta potty guy. I don't think nobody cares, bro. Can you unblock him, Envy? No. I don't think nobody cares. Yo, Envy, you're my favorite DJ. You're his favorite DJ.
Starting point is 00:15:36 Come on. What? What do you want? What do you want, my brother? What do you want? I don't want none. I love you guys. So not talking to you guys, I kind of
Starting point is 00:15:45 not feel like a part of the family no more, you know what I mean? Emmy, unblock your brother, man. Well, we appreciate you, Port-A-Potty guy. I never stopped liking you, okay? We played his record one time, and then he got crazy. Play my record today? That man cleans Port-A-Potty's for a living. He wants more
Starting point is 00:16:01 for his life. Okay. You gave him a little taste by playing his record, okay? Hello, who's this? My name is Terry Bradshaw. I'm from Dayton, Ohio. Tell them why you mad, bro. I'm mad because I've been fighting this case for a year with the Dayton police. They're framing me and I have all the evidence to prove it.
Starting point is 00:16:17 I can't get no help from the Department of Justice, the Human Counsel Relations, or News Channel 7. Can you afford a lawyer? I got a lawyer. He working for the state. Okay, so do you want attention or do you want to get your case dropped? I want my case dropped because, I mean, I have all the evidence.
Starting point is 00:16:35 I got video evidence of them saying, you know, they know who the girls belong to. And I got four signatures from one of the detectives that forged the judge's signatures. And I still can't get no help from nowhere. So he wants to get attention in order to get his case dropped. Right, because I can't get help nowhere, and I got all the evidence to prove my innocence, and I've been fighting this case for almost a year.
Starting point is 00:16:56 Alright, this is what you do. I'm going to help you out here. Write a Facebook post about it, and then tweet it to me, and I'll retweet it for you. There you go. Okay, I ain't even on Facebook. I don't need to do internet. I thought lawyers were what makes you guilty or innocent. We got a state-appointed lawyer. Yeah, that doesn't...
Starting point is 00:17:10 Oh, you got a public defender? You ain't got no lawyer? I got a paid lawyer. I got a paid lawyer. He working for the state because they all buddies. Yeah, sometimes they try to make you take a plea because they don't even feel like going to trial or something. Well, you're paying the wrong lawyer, buddy.
Starting point is 00:17:22 You got to pay the lawyer that's giving the judge oral sex when ain't nobody looking. Hey, that's against the law lawyer, buddy. You got to pay the lawyer that's giving the judge oral sex when ain't nobody looking. Hey, that's against the law. Hello, who's this? I phone Sim, Envy. What's popping? I phone Sim. What's up, bro?
Starting point is 00:17:32 Happy New Year. Happy New Year to the whole family. Happy New Year. Happy New Year, baby. Yo, I'm mad because I missed Charlamagne's birthday last night. That's ******, right? You met what? I missed your birthday party last night.
Starting point is 00:17:44 It was at 6 o'clock last night, right? I ain't have no your birthday party last night. It was at Sin City last night, right? I ain't have no damn birthday party last night. My birthday's in June. My birthday's June 29th. I'm listening to the wrong birthday club. I mean, Brex Club. Oh, you know what? It's a DJ at Sin City named Charlamagne.
Starting point is 00:17:57 Remember the producer? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Right, okay. That's fake-ass ****, man. There's another Charlamagne. That's true. Yeah, that's another Charlamagne. You had the wrong one.
Starting point is 00:18:04 That's a fake-ass Charlamagne. No,'s another Charlamagne. That's true. Yeah, that's another Charlamagne. You had the wrong one. That's a thick-ass Charlamagne. No, he not. He been around for a long time. Nah, it's just one Charlamagne. The guy wants DJ Charlamagne. Man, you don't have Charlamagne. All right, bro. Okay.
Starting point is 00:18:14 All right. Tell them why you're mad. 800-585-1051. If you're upset, you need to vent, call us now. It's The Breakfast Club. Good morning. The Breakfast Club. Black Beatles. Now, it's The Breakfast Club. Good morning. The Breakfast Club. Morning, everybody.
Starting point is 00:18:31 It's DJ Envy, Angela Yee, Charlamagne Tha God. We are The Breakfast Club. Just now. I stopped freezing for 2017. The Mannequin Challenge been played out. It's done. What's next? Who knows?
Starting point is 00:18:43 I don't know. The Soulja Boy Challenge, that was next. That was last week. That was last week. Okay. That's next? Who knows? I don't know. They must have did the Soulja Boy challenge. That was next. That was last week, right? That was last week. Okay. That's over already, though. Yeah, that's over, too.
Starting point is 00:18:50 Let's get to the rumors. Let's talk Nicki Minaj. It's about time. What's going on? Rumor report. Rumor report. This is the rumor report. Talk to them.
Starting point is 00:19:00 With Angela Yee on The Breakfast Club. Well, just yesterday at the end of the show, Nicki Minaj sent out this tweet to confirm, yes, I am single, focusing on my work and looking forward to sharing it with you guys really soon. Have a blessed new year. Love you. What was the response? Well, Meek Mill then put up a picture of a pair of Giuseppe sneakers that Nicki Minaj wore in Ciara's Out video. And on that post, he said to her, if you're out, don't wear these, they're whack.
Starting point is 00:19:32 By the way, that was lame as hell. That was super petty. As much as you used to post up pictures about Nicki and say how you were in love and this your girl and you got the baddest chick in the game and yada, yada, yada, now you want to diss her because she broke up with you publicly? Like, stop it. I think it was more as a joke. I don't think it was a stab.
Starting point is 00:19:46 How is that a joke? Because the shoes look horrible. So he was like, just don't walk out of these. I didn't take that as a stab. That's lame. It's petty. It is petty. You're the woman.
Starting point is 00:19:54 How would you feel if a guy did that to you? I guess I would feel like he was a little bitter. I don't know. You're bitter. You look emotional. Like, come on, man. Stop it. Be more G than that.
Starting point is 00:20:03 And by the way, there's certain things you were wearing a video that maybe you wouldn't walk around in real life with. I just want to put that out there. And did you tell me my sneakers was whack when we was together? It was probably an inside joke about those sneakers. That's probably why he did it. I thought it was funny. It was probably because the song is called I'm Out.
Starting point is 00:20:15 Yeah. And he was trying to be funny. Well, Scafbizzy also, well, Safari, I should say, took to Twitter and said, hey, big head, hashtag stunt gang. So these were the responses. And according to TMZ. That looked lame, too, by the way. Safari is open to rekindling things.
Starting point is 00:20:31 That's whack, though, because you already said you're the happiest you've ever been when y'all wasn't together. And you're so glad you dodged that bullet. I mean, they said that for the public. They got to stop doing that. Say what you mean and mean what you say. I always thought Nicki Minaj and Scafisa would get back to each other. They know each other. They've been together since I don't even know how long.
Starting point is 00:20:48 I'm going to be honest with you. I can't see Nicki dating somebody off Love & Hip Hop. I just think that's beneath her. I'm going to be honest with you. Let's Scafisa. She can go back to Safari. Ladies, can I finish? Sorry.
Starting point is 00:20:58 Thank you. Goodness. Well, then Safari went on, according to TMZ, feels that Meek did nothing to boost her career and she hasn't put out an album in the nearly two years that she dated him. She didn't put out an album in the past two years? I thought Nicki did put out an album in the past two years. According to TMZ, this is what Safaree is saying. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:21:16 Single again, single again, got it, we single again. He's stupid. All right, Khloe Kardashian, in the meantime, is trying to make sure that her relationship doesn't go south with Tristan Thompson. Now, according to Star Magazine, she charted a private jet when, you know, his ex-girlfriend had a baby.
Starting point is 00:21:33 So she went with him to make sure that he went to the hospital, charted that jet, but she only would let him go to the hospital right after she had her C-section to make sure he was there when the baby was born. Let me. And then they left again right away, got back on the jet, and went back to Cleveland the same day.
Starting point is 00:21:48 You ain't letting me do nothing. I got a $100 million contract. What you mean, let me? According to sources, everywhere he goes, she goes. She does not want to let him out of her sight because she doesn't want him to get back together. Tristan, you're not Chris Humphries. You got a $100 million contract, okay?
Starting point is 00:22:02 There's no reason for a Kardashian to have you in check at all. He might just enjoy his girl being around. She's not playing. Now, is it true though that if you keep your man under lock like that, there's less chance that he'll cheat? Duh. Sometimes it could be smothering. I feel like if somebody wants to cheat, they're going to cheat. They're going to do it regardless.
Starting point is 00:22:19 Somehow, someway. I don't know how they're going to pull that one off. Other vagina be having an odor. You can't just walk around your woman with smelling like other vagina. Well, Lamar Odom, in the meantime, is out of rehab. He was there for 35 days and here's what he had to say. Lamar, congratulations, man. How was the experience?
Starting point is 00:22:36 Awesome. Yeah. Life changing. Yeah. What's next? I might do a reality show. Have you spoken to Foley at all or anyone from the Kardashian family? No. Did they reach out to you? No.
Starting point is 00:22:50 Are you intending to? Yeah, I'll speak to them. I'll speak to my ex-wife. That's the picture Trisha should keep in his locker room. Keep a picture of Lamar Odom up. Matter of fact, that meme of Lamar Odom looking like the crackhead from Chappelle's show, Tyrone Biggums, put that up in your locker room because it could happen, bro. Alright, and last but not least, since he's about
Starting point is 00:23:07 to do a reality show, the Kardashians, they are six out of the top seven spots for top earning reality stars. Kim Kardashian alone made $51 million in the past year. And you know, most of that money comes from her game that she has, her Kim Kardashian Hollywood game. So that's 40%
Starting point is 00:23:24 of her money. That's what that is. Hey, drop one of Clues Bonds for their business. I respect good business. And second is Kylie, and then she's followed very closely by Kendall, $18 and then $17 million. What is Tyga waiting for to get her pregnant? She might be trying.
Starting point is 00:23:40 It's not trying hard enough, clearly. She might be on birth control. Well, tell her to stop taking birth control. If you love me, you'll stop taking birth control, Kylie. You're a bird. The only person that wasn't a Kardashian that made the top list from the six out of seven people was Bethany Frankel. And that's because she sold her Skinny Girl alcohol brand for $100 million and she still gets money from it. Probably the clues bombs for Bethany Frankel.
Starting point is 00:24:00 I saw Bethany the other day. I feel it to Bethany. You know what they sell at Yankee Stadium? They do? Skinny Girl? The small version, yep. All right, well, I'm Angela Yee and that's your rumor report. Okay, Miss Yee.
Starting point is 00:24:09 Now, when we come back, Vivica A. Fox will be joining us. She has a new show coming up. Oh, this should bring some friends. The show actually started on Lifetime Wednesdays
Starting point is 00:24:15 called Vivica's Black Magic. Does the A stand for ass eater? Inquiring minds want to know. We'll find out in five. Keep it locked. It's The Breakfast Club. Good morning. That was Drake Controller.
Starting point is 00:24:27 Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy. Now, hold on, hold on. Slow down, slow down. Okay, I think that I should introduce this part. We didn't even introduce the first part. Let me get into it. Good morning, everybody.
Starting point is 00:24:39 Good morning, everybody. All right, it's Angelique. That's DJ Envy over there. That's Charlamagne there. It's insignificant, though, right now, because we have Vivica A. Fox in the building. Madam Vivica. You don't care about two different people.
Starting point is 00:24:50 You don't care about two different people. Guys, guys, shut up for a second. All right. Alongside Penetration and Heat. Yes, from Vivica's Black Magic. Madam Vivica is here with her hoes, baby. Penetration. Yes.
Starting point is 00:25:04 We heard how much you liked the names that the boys were coming up with. He was like, this is Penetration. I'm like, whoa. It's going to be like that. They call him Young Pino. I'm glad Vivica said that you're doing this because I did see Chocolate City.
Starting point is 00:25:20 Yes. So I know that was the idea for Vivica's Black Magic came from Chocolate City. This was my brainchild. When I was working with the director Jean-C's Black Magic came from this was my brain child when I was working with the director Jean-Claude Lemaire I was like yo you got a gold mine here we could do a reality show we could do a tour because right about now strippers winning you know what I'm saying
Starting point is 00:25:35 everybody want to make it rain so it's kind of like you know I wanted to do something for the girls our main goal was to create the ultimate girls night out that every Wednesday that they can trust that you, we got so much craziness going on in the world for them to come and get with us, have a good time, have some drinks, and the gentlemen will reap the benefits. You say strippers are women. It's women strippers, though, like male strippers. Yes, it was.
Starting point is 00:25:58 No, no, no. There's two called strippers. What? Male strippers got a stigma, though. Did y'all not see my show? What's the stigma? That they're gay. Oh, stop it. Now, I'm going to keep it real. Stop that. Stop that. Absolutely. What? Did y'all not see my show? What's the stigma? At their gate. Oh, stop it.
Starting point is 00:26:05 Now, I'm going to keep it real. Stop that. Stop that. Absolutely. I'm going to tell you the truth. They say that because... You ain't seen the boys on my show. No, I haven't.
Starting point is 00:26:13 No. That's a misconception because I'm... Tune in. You shall see. I'm going to tell you this. That's because men don't want their women to go to these male-reviewed shows. Right. Exactly. Y'all put that rumor out there. Say that. Say that.
Starting point is 00:26:23 That's what it is because I've hosted male review shows before. And I'm going to tell you, the first time I did it, I had some of my friends with me. Melissa Ford was with me too. Yeah. And I had to host a male review show and my friends were very like, oh, I don't want nobody to touch me. By the time we got in there and they had some drinks,
Starting point is 00:26:39 one of my friends had a penis thumped on her head. See? Yeah. And they had a great time. We don't get that graphic graphic My friends were in the middle Of the stage going crazy Because I'm not gonna lie At the male review shows These guys have a lot of talent Penetration
Starting point is 00:26:51 How'd you get your name? Say that again Young Pino How'd you get your name? Penetration How'd you get your name? My ex-girlfriend Gave me that name
Starting point is 00:26:58 To be honest We had a few sessions That night you know And she was like She was like You know I got a perfect name for you And I was like,
Starting point is 00:27:05 what's that? And that was the end. You know, it's penetration. Did you have a dance for Game Angel? Oh, hell no. Right, see?
Starting point is 00:27:13 Back all that up. Money is money, though. No, not that kind of money. In the strip club, females go to the strip club and females dance on females. Well, now I'm going to tell you, I've been to Magic City
Starting point is 00:27:22 in Atlanta. When I started doing the show, I went there because guess what? The strip clubs in Atlanta have turned into the clubs in Atlanta. That's why everybody going there and just having a good time. It used to be so taboo to say, oh, my gosh, I'm going to a strip club. Now everybody's like, what's happening? Where are you going?
Starting point is 00:27:39 They're in there having a good time. The music is real good. And that's what I like. You know, I don't try to be a hater. I try to be a congratulator And that's what I like. You know, I don't try to be a hater. I try to be a congratulator if that's what's working. And also for my sisters. I got tired of you go to Vegas. You only got Thunder from Down Under
Starting point is 00:27:51 or Chippendales with that one brother over in the corner. And I was like, oh, really? Even Magic Mike? You did your homework. You went to all of them. Yes, I did. You know. Research purposes. I had to be agitated about it. Let's not leave it in the air, though. Why wouldn't they dance for gay men?
Starting point is 00:28:07 Because there's no need to. They dance for women. Okay. It's called the ultimate girls' night out for a reason. Got you, got you, got you. But what happens if men just happen to, there's a couple that happen? We have a couple of guys that come there, you know? I mean, but, you know.
Starting point is 00:28:20 It's a great place for shots. It's not that kind of penetration. It's that kind of penetration. It's a great place for guys to meet women, though, because you go to a male-bred show, the women in there are feeling good. It's not that kind of penetration. It's that kind of penetration. It's a great place for guys to meet women, though, because you go to a male review show, the women in there are feeling good. It's all women. Yes.
Starting point is 00:28:32 So if you happen to be a guy in the audience, I think the best thing to do is have a male review show and then have a party after. Exactly. There's a lot of big women, too, that come. Oh, yeah. Absolutely. We love, too. Exactly.
Starting point is 00:28:42 We love them all. So let's talk about some of the things you guys have to do to prep to perform, because I know you have to make about Some of the things You guys have to do To prep To perform Because I know You have to like Make sure that You want to know
Starting point is 00:28:47 How y'all get a chub Before y'all hit the stage You have to stay erect And I heard you have to Like tie a Yeah I'm sorry I don't do that
Starting point is 00:28:55 I can't dance like that I dance too hard To be dancing with blood And you know And my thang thang You know I gotta I tried it once And I almost passed out
Starting point is 00:29:04 We're talking about A penis thing Don't you see It can fall off Cause you know If you tie it I tried it once and I almost passed out. We're talking about a penis thing. Don't you see how it can fall off? Because, you know, if you tie it around it every night... I don't do it. I don't play with my thing. I need my thing to work right. I know that's right. But you do it, Heath. I mean, sometimes. Because I say
Starting point is 00:29:17 hard to what you're working with. It actually depends how long the show is. Because, like, if the show is more than 15 minutes... You're in trouble. If that's on you, it's over. It's, you know. Turn it blue. You don't want to get gangrene. Now, you know, a couple days ago was Angelique's birthday.
Starting point is 00:29:34 So she really would like a dance before you guys leave. There you go. There you go. Dance. Dance. Come on. Ta. Ta.
Starting point is 00:29:42 Ta. Ta. Ta. Ta. Ta. Ta. Ta. Ta.
Starting point is 00:29:44 Ta. Ta. Ta. Ta. Ta. Ta. Ta. Ta. Ta. Ta. Ta. Ta. Ta. Ta. Ta. Ta. Ta. Ta. Ta. Ta. Ta. Ta. Ta. Ta. Ta. Ta. Ta. Ta. Ta. Ta. Ta. Ta. Ta. Ta. Ta. Ta. Ta. Ta. Ta. Ta. Ta. Ta. Ta. Ta. Ta. Break it down for me. I can't look, man. I'm going to look at you. Just show what you got. Go make it rain. Go make it rain.
Starting point is 00:29:52 We ready. Go make it rain. Look, that's what I want to hear. You see how quickly he got into it. Real quick. Real quick. That's all I'm saying. That's all right, though he got into it. Real quick. Real quick. That's all I'm saying. That's all right, though.
Starting point is 00:30:08 We appreciate it. We appreciate it. Happy birthday, sweetheart, from Vivica's Black Magic. I respect it, though, because guys do this type of stuff all the time. Of course. So it's good to see a woman taking charge and saying, you know what, let's pimp some of these men, too. We're not pimping, but you know. That's the beauty of the show, is being
Starting point is 00:30:26 the head chick in charge. And then you get to see, I have a showrunner and a show producer that's also female, Jerika and Kiana. And what we did is that we had a nationwide search, guys from all over America auditioned for the show. And we picked an elite eight. And what it is, it is our journey of
Starting point is 00:30:41 getting a residency in Las Vegas. Because when we did go to Las Vegas, we met Billy Cross from Down Under. They've been on the Las Vegas Strip for close to 20 years. They are booked internationally and domestically year-round. Really? Yeah. Oh, they... I need that.
Starting point is 00:30:57 Paid. That's where women go for their bachelorette parties. I think you need the Chippendales. So that's what I thought for the sisters, that, you know, we need bachelorette parties, divorce parties, just because it's Wednesday parties. Right. You know, just cause. All right, keep it locked.
Starting point is 00:31:09 We got more with Vivica A. Fox coming up. And we might try to give Ye another lap dance. You know, her birthday was the other day. Keep it locked. It's The Breakfast Club. Good morning. The Breakfast Club. That was Bryson Tiller with Exchange.
Starting point is 00:31:24 Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy, Angela Yee, Charlamagne Tha God. We are The Breakfast Club. We have Vivica A. Fox in the building. Charlamagne? You call them male-exotic dancers? Yes, I do. I mean, out of respect.
Starting point is 00:31:35 I mean, I just didn't want to be like, yes, tripper number one, two. You know, like, they've become my family. But do women spend money like men in the strip club? Oh, yes. Yeah. We have a change machine that when they come in that they're waiting to come in. Oh, yeah. I'm telling you.
Starting point is 00:31:50 You have to check out every strip that comes. You got to stay naked and check them out. Oh, no, no, no. You have to watch the show. You see the audition. The only thing I ask them to do is definitely manscape. Okay. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:32:01 I'm sorry. But, you know, they like it to be smooth so that when the guy named Bushman is stay on their body shout out to Bushman in Detroit but you know
Starting point is 00:32:10 and my guys we make sure that they're in great shape they work out which is good and like I said you know for all the guys
Starting point is 00:32:16 like let your ladies watch the show because trust me you're going to reap the benefits after the show is there a lot of diversity in the male exotic dance industry because for me
Starting point is 00:32:22 it seems like I always noticed the white yeah well that's all that's been put out there for white male exotic dance. Yeah, well, that's all that's been put out there for Chippendales and stuff like that. So that's why when the show came out, we came out on Wednesday night. We were trending and
Starting point is 00:32:33 everyone's like, thank you. Finally, something for us. Something we can look at. And it's hard to find a male review show. Even here, it's like a not very frequent thing. It's like a special occasion. It's usually in a even here, it's like a not very frequent thing. It's like a special occasion. Excuse me, in a hall.
Starting point is 00:32:47 You'll get in a random hall in the middle of nowhere. So basically, you want their business card before you leave is what you're saying. I know a lot of male exotic dancers. I got that right there. Right here, bam, there you go. But we're grateful to Lifetime. They gave us eight episodes. Wow.
Starting point is 00:33:00 It was the first pitch that I went out there with Propagate, Howard Owens. They literally bought eight episodes. It was the first pitch that I went out there with Propagate, Howard Owens. They literally bought eight episodes. It was the first pitch that I did, and that's rare. I've been in Hollywood for years, and when you pitch shows, it's rare that they buy it just that quick. And a year later, here we are on the air. That's a personal question. Do you still get, this is going to sound crazy,
Starting point is 00:33:18 do you still get horny seeing men now because you see it all the time? Oh, sure. Like, I'm in gonna strip club so much It's nothing right. It doesn't it's not you're not getting me and they have to say that these girls do nowadays don't turn you I'm a very straight woman strictly deeply over here, but I even went to the strip club and them girls are doing tricks I was like wow I mean You're going to see some male strippers. Oh, stop it. Maybe you're burnt out on the women. That's what it sounds like.
Starting point is 00:33:46 Change your channel. But to keep it real, y'all can learn a lot from these guys. I try. I just think, like, the different ways that, you know, the girls are learning to do their routines, like, none of it impresses you anymore. But what can a guy do? There's no pole.
Starting point is 00:34:00 Pino, show them one time. No, no, no. You have not. These guys. There's no pole, though, right? There's no pole in one time. No, no, no. You have not. These guys. There's no pole, though, right? There's no pole in the strip club. No, no, no, no. There's a lot of poles in the male strip club.
Starting point is 00:34:10 I don't know if you want to slide down it, though. If you can see how they can take a girl and put her on one hand and spin her around. Let's see. Yeah, go ahead. No, dang. Don't do her like that. It's so early. It's a private dance.
Starting point is 00:34:20 No, but you're right. I've been in the strip club. I've seen them. They pick women up. They flip them around. They do all kinds of tricks. They have great, great... They got tricks too, boy.
Starting point is 00:34:27 They can do tricks with fire. Yeah. Show them a trick, Pino. Come on. Show you. Show yourself. There you go. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:34:34 You ready, girl? You ready? Get your money. Come on, Pino. Come on. You got dollars. You are not going to pay. Dollars only.
Starting point is 00:34:42 Dollars only. Okay. All right. Come on, Pino. Give him some room. Givears only. Dollars only. Okay. All right. Come on, Pino. Give him some room. Give him some room. See? Just for you on a Friday morning.
Starting point is 00:34:51 Don't blame me. You're starting your day off right. That's right. Okay. There you go. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Make sure you guys room.
Starting point is 00:34:56 And come on. He's sitting down. Hold on, Pino. Let's go. And. He's lifting. Wait. Oh.
Starting point is 00:35:01 Oh. I'm going to get on that guy. Hold him out. One more time. Hold him out. All right. His coin ain't too strong. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh! One more time. His core ain't too strong. His crack is in the face. It's too small.
Starting point is 00:35:14 Y'all need some sweat. Now, hey. Now, don't you deny texting Pino later on. Girl, we shot your morning off right. Penetration was all in. I was in the male review show with Emmy and Charlamagne. Woo. Thank you for being a willing participant.
Starting point is 00:35:34 But it's not that easy. No, not the same thing I tried. But I tried once. I tried to do the belly roll one time for my wife. Show them. Show them. Show them how you did. Come on.
Starting point is 00:35:40 Show them. Come on. Show them. Come on. Come on. I got a couple of videos. Come on, girl. Come on, show them. Come on, show them. Come on. Come on. I got a couple of videos. Come on, girl. Come on, girl.
Starting point is 00:35:48 Envy dressed up as a cowboy. You dressed up as a cowboy. Show me what you work with. You know how many scribbles I know named Envy? There's only one that you know. Come on, Envy. Show me what you work with. Oh, he bluffs it.
Starting point is 00:36:02 He bluffs it. All right, I love it. That's all right. When we come back next time, you're going to have a routine ready for me, right? You got it. Do you guys have any piercings? Okay, yes. Just one in my ear.
Starting point is 00:36:13 That's about it. No, I know one of my friends who's a military dancer, he had a piercing on his penis and it got ripped out during one of his performances. I used to have a belly ring and I did a movie and it got ripped out. I was like, okay, that's the end of the piercing. Yeeks, alright. Well, keep it locked. We got more with Vivica A. Fox. Don't go anywhere. It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning.
Starting point is 00:36:34 Cut it. That was OT Genesis. We'll cut it. Cut it. Cut it. Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy Angela Yee, Charlamagne Tha God. We are the Breakfast Club. Vivica A. Fox is still in the building with us. Charlamagne? You know what I want to ask you, Vivica? Sure, everybody. It's DJ Envy Angela Yee. Charlamagne Tha God. We are The Breakfast Club. Vivica A. Fox is still in the building with us. Charlamagne.
Starting point is 00:36:49 You know what I want to ask you, Vivica? Sure, babe. With the current landscape of TV, like with Black-ish and Atlanta and Insecure and Empire, they say they feel like the 90s is back. As someone who went through that era, do you feel that way too? Yes, I do. Wow. You know, it's been a long time coming for things to, for us to feel like, wow, when you turn on the TV, you see
Starting point is 00:37:05 good, good quality products. Do you know what I mean? Especially for women with Scandal, Empire, How to Get Away with Murder, Shonda Rhimes, all of her shows. It's been a long time coming because it seemed like for a minute, they kind of forgot about us. Do you know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:37:21 It's kind of like what happened in politics, how they felt like, oh, y'all forgot about us, so now we're going to go crazy and go almighty whitey. But that's alright. But now we're back on TV and things are good. Why do you think it was a lapse though? Because it seemed like the 90s was popping. Well, reality happened, to be honest
Starting point is 00:37:38 with you. Reality TV. Wow. Yeah, reality TV definitely changed a lot for actors and actresses because, you know, they could pay people to show up $1,500 and do anything, if that. And so that took over. And then you got your reality stars, Instagram, social media, all that. It was just it was a different time for that. Now that's kind of like fading away.
Starting point is 00:38:03 And now actors are coming back that people finally got hip to the fact that, oh, that's kind of like fading away and now actors are coming back. That people finally got hip to the fact that, oh, that's scripted in a way too. It's not, you know what I mean? Because it's a storyline and they give people storylines when they act it out now. So I think now they really want to see actors do their thing. Because of you, I will always hate Officer Scrooge and
Starting point is 00:38:19 Detective Waller. Okay? Set it off. Oh, come on! Come on! Detective Waller shot Okay? Set it off. Oh, whoa! Come on! Come on! Come on! Detective Waller shot you in the back as you were trying to run for the bus.
Starting point is 00:38:31 She was like, huh? What do you mean? Wait a minute. Did you know what this was? I'm right. I'm right.
Starting point is 00:38:37 Where am I going to take this? Where are we going? Where are we going? Where are we going? Let me think. But you're right. Set it off. I'm watching it
Starting point is 00:38:42 over the holidays. Can you believe? It's been 20 years. Yeah. 20 years. How come y'all never did another one? Because we got killed, honey. Everybody died, you idiot.
Starting point is 00:38:50 Except for Stoney. Stoney's the only one. Wait for it. She did a part two. No, no. I think it was a classic. I commend F. Gary Gray that he, because you know, right now they're making remakes of every damn thing.
Starting point is 00:39:01 And I just commend F. Gary Gray that he was like, you know what? Nah. They did it. We set it up. They And I just commend F. Gary Gray that he was like, you know what? Nah. They did it. They didn't think it was going to do that well. Well, we had no idea that it was going to be that huge. And like you said, it plays all the time, and people just absolutely love it. I remember Siskel and Eversay. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:39:15 We appreciate the support. Siskel and Eversay got snubbed. They should have got an Oscar now. We did our thing. But once again, I commend the director, F. Gary Gray, because when we originally got the script, the characters were almost kind of laughable. It was all the
Starting point is 00:39:28 stereotypes of African-American, so every day that we would come to rehearsals, F. Gary Gray, we were just tossing out pages. He's like, we have got to explain why you guys' backs are against the wall. Why did you all decide? If there's no motivation for the journey, then we're not going to believe it.
Starting point is 00:39:43 And we did all the shooting, running. I mean, we filmed for six weeks at night and those girls will always have a special place in my heart. Did y'all know it was going to be a classic when y'all recorded it? We had a good feeling about it because we was putting it down. Like, Queen Latifah was like, damn, never cry like this.
Starting point is 00:40:00 And, you know, we just had scenes that were gut-wrenching and it was great that Latifah and Jada and us that we all knew each other. So it was, we was like, we just had scenes that were gut-wrenching. And it was great that Latifah and Jada and us, that we all knew each other. So we was like, we're going to make this work. And Latifah was doing Living Single, an album, at the same time. I mean, like some days she would be in the makeup chair just asleep. But she never showed up with an ego, no drama. It was like we all wanted it to be good.
Starting point is 00:40:23 Now her Curb Your Enthusiasm's coming back too. L.D. I don't know if the blacks are coming back. We shall see. By the way, that's the characters. We don't know if the blacks are coming back. Another show that took my career to another level because
Starting point is 00:40:39 when I did the show, he wanted to make sure that we stripped away Vivica Fox. He was like, yo, I want you to come in. I don't want no glamour. I want you to be just raw. I want people to know that you can just really be funny. And when you came in, they just gave you like a little synopsis, and you kind of came up with your own script.
Starting point is 00:40:55 That was dope. We seen you on Wendy's yesterday, and I'm glad you squashed your beefs and everything. Needed to. No more problems. That's good for the new year. Needed to. Yeah, that's a good thing, because it was real petty. The memes were funny, but I'm just glad it was real petty. The memes were funny.
Starting point is 00:41:06 The memes were funny as hell. I know. And it's crazy. Because that one there, like I said, I always have love for him. And I hated that it had to go left. But, you know, the thing for me is that, you know, when he was attacking my Empire family, you know, y'all know me. I'm always real. I see. And I have to stand up for my family.
Starting point is 00:41:24 How many fights do you get into? Because you look like you will punch up to my face immediately. I won't anymore because I get sued. Okay. But back in the day, though, you know, I, you know, pretty girl, they try to think you weak, but yeah, it was time to squash that. To be grown ups. Were you ever upset at 50 that he put it out
Starting point is 00:41:39 there that you butt? Oh, thank you, Charlamagne. I knew that was coming. I knew that was coming sometime. I knew that. Oh, God. I do that. What do you do? Do you put chocolate, honey? No, I'm a straight regular. Fresh out the shower.
Starting point is 00:41:54 No. There was no ass eating that went on. That was a story that he came up with. Oh, it wasn't true? No, it wasn't true. It's interesting that anybody can say anything and people believe it's true, though. Yeah. I mean, that wasn't nothing crazy, though.
Starting point is 00:42:10 Yeah, I mean, it's really not that crazy, but... It is what it is. He would have been a good male exotic dancer, I always felt like. In his heyday, absolutely. In his heyday. Yeah, when he first came out, he definitely had body by J. I always tell women, though, when you eat a man's ass, try to put a little knuckle in it. Because when he tries to use it
Starting point is 00:42:26 against you, that you eat his ass, you can always say, but you won't talk about that knuckle. Alright, Vivica's Black Magic, light time, 10 o'clock. We thank you for coming. You are so welcome. And we found out she does not eat ass, ladies and gentlemen. Thank you very much.
Starting point is 00:42:41 And now we are going to watch Put That To Rest and Put That Wear back there, y' there y'all we moving on 2017 let's go have some fun well no that was something that i always said on wendy we just don't need it i'm glad we all had this male review show don't do it don't do it I'm glad we all had this male review show together. Because we'll make memes out of your airings. Don't do it. Don't do it.
Starting point is 00:43:06 We are the Breakfast Club. Now, if you're wondering why the board op is not here and the producer is now in his seat. Hold on. Everybody has a name here. Our board op's name is M-Eazy. You may know him from Love & Hip Hop. He's the guy who wouldn't let Cisco in for an interview after DJ Self shut it down. And this isn't Beetlejuice sitting at the board.
Starting point is 00:43:25 This is Eddie F., our new producer. Okay. Yeah, but Emeasy has a loose booty right now. Yeah, very loose booty. He ate something last night, and he's just been in there farting and complaining. He thinks that he has food poisoning. That's what he thinks. Food poisoning?
Starting point is 00:43:37 Oh, he had a good time last night. Okay. Well, the strippers, the male strippers. He threw up three times already. So he's just not feeling good. Everybody can't take it, man. Okay. All right, well, let's get to the rumors. Let's talk pain, though. He threw up three times already. So he's just not feeling good. Everybody can't take it, man. Okay. All right, well, let's get to the rumors. Let's talk Pharrell.
Starting point is 00:43:48 Listen up. It's just in. All the gossip. Gossip. The Rumor Report. Gossip. With Angela Yee. It's the Rumor Report.
Starting point is 00:43:56 The Breakfast Club. Well, we told you before that Pharrell and Ellen DeGeneres, as well as Janelle Monáe, had some issues with gospel singer Kim Burrell and some things that she had to say. Pharrell was on Ellen's show, and here's what he said about Prejudice. You were supposed to do a different song. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:44:13 And you were supposed to perform it with Kim Burrell. Yeah. So I'm going to let you talk about it for a minute. Well, there's no space, there's no room for any kind of prejudice in 2017 or moving on. I love her, just like I love everybody else. There's no room for any kind of prejudice in 2017 or moving on. I love her just like I love everybody else.
Starting point is 00:44:31 We all have to get used to everyone's differences and understand that this is a big, gigantic, beautiful, colorful world, and it only works with inclusion and empathy. Even when I disagree with someone, I'm wishing them the best. I'm hoping for the best because we can't win the other way. Pharrell is absolutely right. Death to all prejudice. Do we want diplomacy or division? We live in a diverse world and if you're judging people on anything except for the content
Starting point is 00:44:52 of their character, you're part of the problem. Now if you don't remember what Kim Burrell said, this video had surfaced online of her giving a sermon. You are a man who will open your mouth and make a man spit us in your face. You are perverted and you cannot help me for the sake of the Lord. You're perverted. Come on. Come on. Tell them what they're saying to you. She's saying basically if you're a man and you have another man's penis in your face, you're perverted.
Starting point is 00:45:20 If you're a woman and you shake your breast in another woman's face, then you are perverted. What if I'm a man with a woman's breast in my face? you're perverted. If you're a woman and you shake your breast in another woman's face, then you are perverted. What if I'm a man with a woman's breast in my face? You're perverted. Or you're a woman with a man's penis in your face? You're perverted. It's the same sex act. All the way above. Just the same people make it perverted? Right, so people were very
Starting point is 00:45:38 upset about that and she even did a Facebook explanation, but she is not backing down from what she said and what her beliefs are. Okay, Soulja Boy has been training really hard, as has Chris Brown. Really hard? It's only been two days! For their fight together. They posted a lot of videos in those two days of them
Starting point is 00:45:53 training. Soulja Boy really looks like an eight-month pregnant woman that's doing light weightlifting just because the doc told her to. But another thing that Soulja Boy has done was put out a picture, an Instagram photo from Nia's page. Nia is Chris Brown's daughter's mother, Royalty's mother. Too far.
Starting point is 00:46:11 Yeah, definitely too far. And then he tagged himself. He put hashtag the money team. And you can see the tags of the money team and Floyd Mayweather on Royalty. I'm going to be honest with you. That's when you deserve to get shot in the ass. He been deserve to get shot in the ass, but now he really deserve to get shot in the ass. Well, here's what Chris Brown had to say.
Starting point is 00:46:28 Bro, all the jokes aside, my n***a, like, seriously, we're going to set up this fight. It's going to be professional. But one thing, you got to stop doing my n***a. I'm going to be real with you. Stop saying s*** about my f***ing daughter, bro. That's going to take this s*** somewhere else. I'm telling you right now, on Jesus Christ,
Starting point is 00:46:43 on anybody you f***ing believe in, I'll lie, boo, I don't give a f***. On my daughter? Stop talking about my daughter, bro. Real gangsters in the street, you know? Number one rule.
Starting point is 00:46:53 No kids. You's a bitch, my n***a. I agree with Chris. He should not be talking about his daughter, but why does Chris keep going back and forth with this fool? Y'all got the fight set.
Starting point is 00:47:00 When the fight happens in March, you whip his ass in the ring. Then you have your boys jump him after the fight, too. Absolutely. And he might need to get shot in the ass. What he's probably trying to do also is distract him to the point that he's so angry. You know, boxers do things like that.
Starting point is 00:47:13 I was watching Hands of Stone on the plane when I was coming back from vacation. This is not a movie, Yee. It's based on a true story. Well, this ain't no true story. And you know, boxers always try to... No, it's not. It's a pretend Negro named Soulja Boy who's so fictional, okay,
Starting point is 00:47:28 going up against Chris Brown. All right, now, Naomi Campbell is talking about sympathizing with Kim Kardashian. She was on the Wendy Williams show, and she talked about
Starting point is 00:47:37 an incident where she almost got set up and robbed in Paris. Here's what she said. I kept mine pretty down low, but in 2012, I was attacked in Paris. They followed me from the. I kept mine pretty down low, but in 2012, I was attacked in Paris. They followed me from the airport.
Starting point is 00:47:48 Oh, excuse me? Yep, they attacked me. They opened my car door and said, Naomi Campbell, we're going to kill you. Jesus. Wait, wait, wait, Naomi, wait. So they came up to you and opened your door? I was in the car with blacked-out windows.
Starting point is 00:47:59 Then why didn't you lock the door? Well, that's the thing. The driver was putting it on it. Ah. Mm-hmm., that's the thing. That's the driver was in. The driver was putting it on it. Oh. Mm-hmm. So that's what happened. She basically got attacked, and she feels like she was set up. Why did he go all the way to Paris to get robbed?
Starting point is 00:48:15 What do you mean? Let's go to Brownsville. I don't think they went there to get robbed. Yeah, they didn't go to get robbed. They said, I'm going to get robbed today. You're saying they grew up in New York all those years, and nobody ever attempted to rob them? We don't know that. But I think people have a romantic vision of what happens when you go to get robbed. They said, I'm going to get robbed today. They grew up in New York all those years and nobody ever attempted to rob them? We don't know that.
Starting point is 00:48:26 But I think people have a romantic vision of what happens when you go to Paris. Beautiful, it's romantic. Some people are off guard. And they take advantage. Just like when you go to some place you're not familiar with, people take advantage of the fact that you don't know how things work and run. You don't know anybody there. That's why I'm forever paranoid.
Starting point is 00:48:42 You know why I'm forever paranoid? Because I've had guns pulled on me. Because I've been attacked a couple times. I'm forever paranoid. Yeah? All right? You know why I'm forever paranoid? You know. Because I've had guns pulled on me because I've been attacked a couple times. I'm always paranoid. I'm paranoid in church. But all of that. Because of Dylann Roof. I'm never sleeping. Right.
Starting point is 00:48:53 All of that with her saying that she sympathizes with Kim Kardashian and how scary her ordeal was in Paris. Oh, absolutely. All right. Well, I'm Angela Yee, and that's your rumor report. All right. Thank you, Ms. Yee. Charlemagne.
Starting point is 00:49:04 Yes, sir. You are disgusting. I didn't mean to. Somebody was mad at me for belching on the air the other day. It's not like I couldn't help it. That's why they have the belch button here. It's the cough button. Yeah, but why did you press it?
Starting point is 00:49:14 Because who can ever get to it fast enough? Have you ever used the cough button in the radio? It's the cough button. That's how the cough button sounds. Watch. That's good. Can you hear me? No.
Starting point is 00:49:23 Good. So that's when you burp. That's when you burp. Now, think about how fast gas comes up And if you can get your hands to the cough button You did that pretty fast Yeah, you can do that Because I'm thinking about it
Starting point is 00:49:30 But you can burp You can turn your head when you burp You know when you're about to burp So why you ain't never used the cough button? I do No, you haven't Stop lying Because I don't burp on the mic
Starting point is 00:49:37 Yeah, I don't burp on air You ever coughed on air? Yes No, I usually turn my head when I cough Well, you don't use the cough button How about you change? That's the point of this whole story, I'm telling. Or how about you at least say excuse me after?
Starting point is 00:49:48 Yeah, how about that? That helps. That's really demeaning. That sounds like a fake excuse me. There's a lot of people out there burping this morning at work. All right. Amizi, how's your butt? You okay?
Starting point is 00:49:57 Loose booty! How's your loose booty? You okay? Yes, I told everybody that you had diarrhea. I don't know, but Charlamagne's burp smelled like Amizi's butt. You okay? Amizi? Well, if you follow Amizi, just hashtag loose booty on his page.
Starting point is 00:50:08 Don't do that. Yeah, at I-A-M. Don't do that. What is this? I-A-M-E-Z. Even his sweatpants look like his butt hurts. Yeah, that's right. Yeah, at I-A-M-E-Z.
Starting point is 00:50:18 It's hashtag loose booty. Loose booty. Loose booty! All right. Cisco, spike your food, because you ain't let him do that interview. That's probably what happened. Now, don't get it day, Charlamagne. Who are you giving that to?
Starting point is 00:50:27 Yahoo Finance needs to come to the front of the congregation. We'd like to have a whirlwind. We can't allow these kind of mistakes in 2017. Okay. We'll do it when we come back. Keep it locked. It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning.
Starting point is 00:50:41 It's time for donkey of the day. Donkey of the day, Charlamagne. I'm a Democrat, so being donkey of the Day is a little bit of a mixed place. So like a donkey. Donkey of the Day. The Breakfast Club, bitches. Now, I've been called a lot in my 23 years, but Donkey of the Day is a new one. Hey, guys.
Starting point is 00:51:03 Donkey of the Day for Friday, January 6th goes to Yahoo Finance. Now, I don't know the person who runs Yahoo Finance's Twitter, but applaud that man or woman. Give him some claps real quick. All right? Because he provided, he or she provided some great content for black Twitter last night. I missed it in real time, but I woke up to it this morning,
Starting point is 00:51:21 and I must say thank you, Yahoo Finance, for the entertainment. Now, if you missed it, this is why proofreading is so important. Always measure twice so you only have to cut once. Well, the individual who runs Yahoo Finance's Twitter didn't get that memo. Or they were in a rush. Or maybe they were just trying to be funny. Because in a tweet that was simply supposed to state that Donald Trump wants a much bigger Navy, somebody replaced the B in bigger with an N.
Starting point is 00:51:47 So it actually read, Trump wants a much nigger Navy. Okay, yes, the dreadful N word that racists use to address blacks and that a lot of blacks use to address themselves. Now, I know other affiliates at Carrier to Breakfast Club don't like when I say that word on air, but I didn't say it. I read it. And it was in context to show how foolish Yahoo Finance sounded when they posted this on Twitter.
Starting point is 00:52:11 See, these are the kind of mistakes that lead me to believe that it will one day probably in the next four years be an Orson Welles war the world type situation via social media. These are the kind of mistakes we can't afford to have on social media because people react. It's only a matter of time before some false information from our future presidential administration is posted on social media and panic will ensue. Okay. Because currently just on Twitter, Yahoo Finance is trending and has been mentioned 60,000
Starting point is 00:52:41 times in the N word Navy hashtag is trending and has been mentioned 60,000 times, and the N-word Navy hashtag is trending, and it's been mentioned probably twice as much now. When I woke up this morning and I saw N-word Navy trending, I honestly thought Rihanna had released a new record or something. Okay, Cash Money and Rihanna are the original N-word Navies, but the fact people reacted the way they did to this tweet is exactly why when the wrong information is posted on social media, it can cause pandemonium.
Starting point is 00:53:06 And to me, this was just a test that you all passed. And soon, I repeat, it will be some Orson Welles, war of the world type situation via social media. One hacking of someone in the Trump administration, social media, and it's going down. Okay, imagine waking up and seeing nuclear bomb dropping on USA at 4 p.m. today. People are going to be forming their own N-word armies, N-word marines, N-word air forces, and N-word navies
Starting point is 00:53:31 trying to prepare for the end. Look, Yahoo Finance, you can't make these kind of mistakes in the Trump era. We already live in a racially sensitive time, and luckily black Twitter reacted with jokes last night and white Twitter decided to stand down and not participate because that could have easily turned into an online racial war that could have spilled out into the streets,
Starting point is 00:53:49 all because somebody at Yahoo Finance doesn't give a damn about proofreading. Please give Yahoo Finance the biggest heat. Oh, you know what? Give them the smooth sounds and the hammer tones. You are the donkey of the day. You are the donkey of the day. Hee haw. You really have to proofread, especially when you're working for a corporation.
Starting point is 00:54:24 I know a lot of times I send text out to my friends, and I'll tell you a very common mistake that I make is sometimes I want to write, let's go out, right? But the G is right next to the H. Let's hoe out? Yeah. Drop on the clothes bombs for Angelique, damn it. You know, sometimes when you write jeesh, the autocorrect puts Jewish. That happens all the time. What? When you write jeesh, the autocorrect puts Jewish. That happens all the time. What?
Starting point is 00:54:45 When you write geesh. Who writes geesh? No, who writes that? Is that some type of beige code? Is that what you waffle-colored Negroes be saying to each other? What? Who writes geesh?
Starting point is 00:54:58 Tell me in what context would you say it? You know why this is so stupid? This is crazy. Because Envy says geesh all the time. And by the way, he's the only person I know that says geesh. That is Envy's ad-lib. That is his signature ad-lib. Geesh. Let's say Charlamagne says wow.
Starting point is 00:55:13 How do you spell geesh? J-E-E-S-H. I think it's really G-E-E-S-H. Yo. You really light skin. Like if you... Well that's my word. It's not a stereotype. I can spell it the way I want to spell it. Well, that's like you saying Jewish, because you're saying Jewish.
Starting point is 00:55:27 Every stereotype about light-skinned guys you possess in every way imaginable. By the way, I don't think that was a typo from Yahoo Finance either. I just think somebody was trying to be funny. Because that much N-word Navy thing could only work for two presidents. And it was up for 20 minutes.
Starting point is 00:55:44 Yeah, that's what I'm saying. It could only work for Barack and Trump because Barack's black and because people, you know, believe Trump's a racist. All right, jeesh.
Starting point is 00:55:52 Jewish. Why wouldn't it spell Jesus? I don't know. Is that what jeesh is short for? I don't know. I just, it'd be like jeesh.
Starting point is 00:56:03 Jesus Christ. I'm still gonna spell it with a J. I don't care. I don't know why I work with this guy. I don't care. Why do we work with, jeesh. Jesus Christ. I'm still going to spell it with a J. I don't care. I don't know why I work with this guy. I don't care. Why do we work with this guy? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:56:08 Because you guys love me. Jesus Christ. All right. Jeesh. That was the donkey today. When we come back, let's talk stripper stories. 800-585-1051. Earlier today, Vivica Fox came with her male hoes, her male strippers.
Starting point is 00:56:20 Yes, one name was Heat and one name was Penetration. That's right. He actually hit you on Instagram, too. Yes, he did. He sent me an Instagram post and his Heat and one name was Penetration. That's right. He actually hit you on Instagram, too. Yes, he did. He sent me an Instagram post and his name on Instagram was Official Penetration. Geesh. That would be Envy's stripper name.
Starting point is 00:56:34 Next, coming to the stage. Geesh. Alright, so we're asking. Tell us some crazy stripper stories. 800-585-1051. I remember one time, one of my friends was in a strip club. It was his birthday, so I paid for him to get a lap dance. And when he was finished, he had brown stains on his T-shirt.
Starting point is 00:56:52 Sheesh. Yeah, sheesh. He had some doodoo stains. That was Notorious B.I.G. with Juicy. Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy, Angela Yee, Charlamagne Tha God. We are The Breakfast Club. Now, if you just joined us, Vivica Fox and her male hoes came through earlier.
Starting point is 00:57:09 Don't call them that. They're male exotic dancers. They definitely are male hoes. They out here working. Listen, man, God bless Vivica A. Fox. It's about time that a woman objectified some men the way that men have been objectifying women for years. Okay? I don't have no problem with this at all.
Starting point is 00:57:24 I'm all about equality, baby. Now we're asking, since they are male dancers, we want to know your craziest strip club story. I told mine earlier how I paid for a friend to get a lap dance. With male dancers? No, with a female dancer. You gotta be more specific, brother. With a female dancer and when she got up,
Starting point is 00:57:39 he had brown marks up and down his t-shirt. That could have been discharge or it could have been... Do discharge, or it could have been... Doodle stains, or it could have been that time of the month. Right. Yeah, it could have been all that. A lot of things it could have been. It was just nasty, and we never let him let it down.
Starting point is 00:57:52 Did you smell it to try to figure it out? No, I did not smell it. Could have been coffee. I don't really have no crazy strip club stories, because I grew up in South Carolina, so the strip club is like real regular. I mean, I guess the only crazy strip club story I can think of is the first time I ever received... of is the first time I ever received,
Starting point is 00:58:07 was it the first time I ever received oral sex? Yeah, I think the first time. You were in the champagne room? Yeah. First time I ever received oral sex, I was a young buck. And the young lady was performing fellatio on me. And, you know, I was new to the game. So when I paid her for it, it really only lasted.
Starting point is 00:58:23 You paid her for it? That's prostitution. Yeah, well, whatever. It only lasted like 30 seconds. And I'm like, damn, what happened? game so when i paid her for it it really only paid her for it uh yeah well whatever it only lasted like 30 seconds and i'm like damn what happened and she was like well you know i'm supposed to give you fellatio during the duration of the song but we started in the middle of the song so if you want more you gotta pay me again i ain't had no money like that back then so you were a john and you got tricked i was a john John? What's that mean? I know what it means in Philly. What's that mean?
Starting point is 00:58:46 No, John, like a personalistic... A mark-ass buster. I don't think I was a mark. I was just green. I didn't know that, you know, that when you pay,
Starting point is 00:58:55 you gotta pay throughout the whole song. She got you, so you could've got a long song, but you got a short one. Hey, in her defense, she still wanted
Starting point is 00:59:01 to give me more fellatio. I just didn't have more money. So she didn't want to. Okay. Now, Yee, do you have any fellatio. I just didn't have more money. So she didn't want to. Okay. Now, Yee, do you have any strip club stories? I have a million strip club stories, but I personally don't like to get lap dances or anything because I just am a germaphobe. Okay. I don't really like people I don't know touching me.
Starting point is 00:59:16 But one time I was in Jamaica, and I was with my friends in the strip club. And you know how they just kind of force you to get a lap dance, and then you're trying to be a good sport. Jamaica got strip clubs? Of course they do. Yes. Wow. Alright, so this one stripper was like dancing and she had her thing on my leg and I could feel her stubbly hair. Her vagina was on your leg? I left after that. Oh my goodness. I said I gotta go.
Starting point is 00:59:38 Oh my goodness. Alright, well let's go to the phone line. Please wax. How would a vagina be on somebody's leg? This is the waxing part of it. Like wax. I don't want to feel the stubble. I actually like that feeling. Like, when a girl gets a fresh wax and then sits on my face. But there's no stubble when you get a wax. And I'm hoping not any girl.
Starting point is 00:59:53 I'm hoping your wife. Duh. That's what I mean. Hello, who's this? You didn't say when my wife. Hello? Hello? Hi, this is Kimberly.
Starting point is 01:00:00 Hey, Kimberly. You got a Crazy Strip Club story for us? I sure do. But this happened years ago. We all went out celebrating after our first Marine Corps ball. We went to a strip club and one of my friends was telling this other guy,
Starting point is 01:00:14 hey, man, don't do it. Don't give her any money. Well, the stripper heard him. She turned him around, punched him in the mouth, and chipped his tooth. Damn, we were talking about, like, dance stories, not fight stories. I don't want to hear about those strippers being assaulted. Jesus Christ, what kind of animals are you?
Starting point is 01:00:30 Hello, who's this? This is 800 out of Ohio, man. 800. 800. Wow, you must be super official. We talking strip club stories. Yeah, man. It was crazy, man.
Starting point is 01:00:41 My dude went to the strip club one time, and he got with this little foreign chick, man. She was, like, Taiwanese or something like that, man. He just fell in love with her, you know what I mean? She's bad, bro. She's bad. So he talked to her for a couple weeks, long story short. He'd go over to her house or whatever, meet her parents, and he'd get to seeing all these pictures that's on the mantelpiece and whatnot.
Starting point is 01:00:59 He'd ask them who people is, and they'd tell him he meant. He'd meet her brother. She had a twin brother. And his dad, like, yeah, so you, her dad, like, so, yeah,. She had a twin brother. And his dad like, yeah. So her dad like, so yeah, you accepting of her and all that. He's like, what are you talking about? And he showed her, he showed him a picture of her when she was in middle school and she was a boy when she was little.
Starting point is 01:01:14 Oh, man. So he got a lap dance from a transgender. Yes. Man, yeah. There's nothing wrong with that. It's 2017. He got a little more from her, man. You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 01:01:23 I was sorry for him. Like, man, she should have told you. But at the end of the day, it ain't your business if they don't little more from her, man, you know what I'm saying? I was sorry for him, like, man, she should have told you, but at the end of the day, it ain't your business if they don't want to tell you, man. I just feel like it should be like a contract where you have to tell, you know what I'm saying? Intention is everything, though. If he didn't know it was a transgender and he accidentally got fellatio
Starting point is 01:01:38 from a transgender, it's just a mistake. Okay? He didn't know. Intention is everything. Or you could be like Richard Pryor and it happened one time. Hey, F it. Might as well keep it going oh my goodness 800-585-1051 we're talking strip club stories you have one that was callen for free morning everybody is dj nv angela yee shalemina guy we are the breakfast club now if you just join us we're talking crazy strip club stories earlier vivica fox stopped. She brought some male exotic strippers with her. I think their name was Heat and Penetration.
Starting point is 01:02:08 Don't say you think. You know for a fact their name was Heat and Penetration. How could you forget? What would your name be? Sheesh. Envy is a stripper name, though. Envy is a bartender stripper name, by the way. So is Charlamagne.
Starting point is 01:02:21 It's really not. I can see it. I know mad bartenders and strippers named Envy. You know one. All across the way. So is Charlamagne. It's really not. I can see it. I know mad bartenders in Scribblers name envy. You know one. All across the country. You know maybe two. I know a few envies
Starting point is 01:02:32 in the Scribblers name envy. What would your name be, Charlamagne? What you mean? If you were a male stripper. Thunder Thighs. I don't know.
Starting point is 01:02:39 I don't think about silly things like that. Thunder Thighs would be his name. What about you, Yee? Oh, me? I don't know. We were talking about male exotic dancers. Y'all have great names. B. Thunder Thighs would be his name. What about you, Yee? Oh, me? I don't know. We were talking about male exotic dancers.
Starting point is 01:02:48 Y'all have great names. Bumblebee, that would be your name. Because heat and penetration. Because you're black and yellow. You're black and Asian, so they say black and yellow, so you should be Bumblebee. That doesn't sound very sexy. Not at all. I'm not Bumblebee.
Starting point is 01:02:59 Bumblebee to the stage. Chistania. Hello. Hello. Hey, you got a crazy strip club story? Hey, guys. Yes, I love you guys. My name is Tanya from Jersey.
Starting point is 01:03:10 My girlfriend, we took her out to a strip joint, right? She every bit of 270 damn pounds. Oh, that's big. This guy, let me tell you, this guy, you know, this big sweaty muscular guy comes and tries to pick her up. Right? He picks her up. He picks her up and lands flat on his back. When he landed on his back, she landed straight on his face.
Starting point is 01:03:33 Dude was struggling trying to get up. He couldn't breathe. I couldn't breathe because I was crying. He couldn't breathe. He couldn't breathe. They really had to lift her fat butt up because he couldn't breathe. Did you get it on Snapchat? No, no, this was long ago.
Starting point is 01:03:51 This was a long time ago. We didn't have Snapchat back in the day. I was in my 20s back then. Yeah, that was just fat back, not just Snapchat. Listen, fat women do not know how to act in the script club. That's what I say. Yeah, I was in tears. I couldn't believe that mess.
Starting point is 01:04:04 I'm like, yo, dude couldn't mess her up. He couldn't pick her up from off the ground, from off the floor. Are you big too? No, hell no, I'm not big. I'm good. Every fat chick in this Crip Club act like Desiigner on stage. Hello, who's this? Darren.
Starting point is 01:04:18 Darren, we're talking crazy Crip Club stories. Good morning. You got one? Yeah, so we took my boy out for his 30th birthday or whatever, Winchester Club, and stripper gets in front of him, so we're all souped,
Starting point is 01:04:29 so we start throwing dollar bills in front of him. The stripper's like, all right, she takes one, she folds it in half, and she puts it on the counter, and
Starting point is 01:04:36 she's going to pick it up where her cheeks. So no lie, she tried like five times. It was like a struggle try. It wasn't working.
Starting point is 01:04:43 Could not get it. Yeah, it was not working. Her ass was too flat. So as a lax diss effort, she just took his face and shoved it in her crotch. Just, ah. We all just walked away. Wow. Why is that crazy?
Starting point is 01:04:55 That wasn't crazy. That actually sounds like a great time. Sounds awkward. It sounds normal. That's like a great time. Hello, who's this? Yo, this is Josh Jersey. Josh, you got a crazy strip club story for us?
Starting point is 01:05:06 Yeah, yeah, man. I was at a strip club and shit. No cursing. You know it's a good story when it starts off strip club. Go ahead, bro. I get a couple beers. I get a bucket of beers and the stripper, she's dancing and she's like playing real hard. So I guess she got thirsty.
Starting point is 01:05:21 She came up to the bucket, stuck her hand in the bucket and started, sucking on the ice. So I'm there like, ew. And then she grabs my drink, and I kind of pull it away. And she's like, don't worry, I ain't got no AIDS. And she pulled the drink out of my hand and take a sip out of it. I was like, ugh. That's gross.
Starting point is 01:05:37 That was it? That was it. We wanted more. We wanted more. I really didn't. He lost me after he said bucket of beer. I don't trust anybody who buys buckets of beers in the script club. My goodness.
Starting point is 01:05:48 All right, what's the moral of the story? Is there a moral? The moral of the story is if strippers can be called exotic dancers, then drug dealers should be called exotic pharmacists. What? That's all you got? Yes, that's all I got from this whole conversation. My goodness.
Starting point is 01:05:59 Bumblebee, you got the rumor report? Yes, I do. Chocolate thighs. We're going to be talking about our president and his final hurrah. We'll tell you what he plans to do. Also, Lee Daniels. He wants white people to feel good about being white.
Starting point is 01:06:12 What is going on in the world? What world did I wake up in on January 1st? Because I am so confused about everything. What world don't white people feel good about being white in? We'll talk about it when we come back. It's The Breakfast Club. Good morning. Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy Angelou Yee, Charlamagne Tha God. We are The
Starting point is 01:06:34 Breakfast Club. Happy New Year! Are we still saying that? No. And this is officially national. Take your Christmas tree down weekend, by the way. No, it's not. I'm sure you still got your Christmas tree up like I do. Yeah, I'm keeping mine up for a while. I just took mine down in October, and then I. No, it's not. I'm sure you still got your Christmas tree up like I do. Yeah, I'm keeping mine up for a while. I just took mine down
Starting point is 01:06:46 in October and then I just never put it back. If you still got your Christmas tree up by Martin Luther King weekend, you just slack and disgusting and you're disgracing
Starting point is 01:06:53 Martin Luther King's memory. I wait till the last weekend in January. What? You're going to wait till almost Valentine's Day? Yes. That's disgusting.
Starting point is 01:07:02 I'm going to go with that kind of thing. It's a lot to put all them lights up and Christmas tree ornaments. Ain't nobody tell you to have a tree that's as big as the tree in the mall. I'm going to go with that kind of thing. It's a lot to put all them lights up and Christmas tree ornaments. Ain't nobody tell you to have a tree that's as big as the tree in the mall. I just put a gold tree in the window, two of them. They're small little mini trees.
Starting point is 01:07:13 Listen, for us regular people with regular sized trees, take your trees down this weekend, okay? I'm going to wait a week or so. Two weeks, actually. All right, well, let's get to the rumors. Let's talk Stevie J. This is the Rumor report with Angela Yee. On The Breakfast Club. Well, Stevie J,
Starting point is 01:07:32 when he was up here at The Breakfast Club, talked about Jocelyn. He wasn't sure if the baby was his yet when he was here, but it turns out it is his baby. So they did have a daughter together, Bonnie Bella. And he also said after that that he wanted her to get tested for drugs and psychological testing and all of that.
Starting point is 01:07:48 Too late. But she had also accused him. Shouldn't you do that before you shoot our club up? Yeah, it's too late now. She had also accused him, though, of molesting his daughter and all kinds of crazy things. Well, now he wants to make sure that they get along for the sake of their daughter.
Starting point is 01:08:01 Here's what he said. How's Jocelyn handling being a new mother? Oh, man, she's coming along. I'm looking forward to just, you know, not even dealing with the court system no more, basically. You know what I'm saying? I don't want to be going to court back and forth with Jocelyn and all this dumb shit.
Starting point is 01:08:15 I just want to be a great father, and I want her to be a great mother, and I want to just raise some beautiful children. So we've been seeing pictures of you all online, so are you all working things out Back together in love What we got You know we was always homies first Before the love thing
Starting point is 01:08:28 So you know I think it's more or less like We gotta come together And be the best parents that we can And there you have it What can you do You have a child together I can't wait to see what that little thing Grows up to be in the future
Starting point is 01:08:40 The boy or girl It's a girl Can't wait to see what that little girl grows up I didn't know what she was Well she could be a producer I can't wait to see what she grows up to be in the future. Is it a boy or a girl? It's a girl. Her name is Donnie Bella. Don't call her a little thing. I didn't know what she was. Well, she could be a producer. I can't wait to see what she grows up to be in the future. She could be an actor. She could be a musician.
Starting point is 01:08:51 She could be a singer. Yeah, you ain't seen nothing that Jocelyn does, though. You just named everything her father does, huh? She could be on reality TV. You just forget who her mom is, right? She might be a dancer. Okay. All right.
Starting point is 01:09:00 All right. Now, Lee Daniels is talking about his new show, Star, Fox's new musical series, and he feels like the world hasn't been nice to white people lately. He said, we are in a very dangerous state right now in our country. I want white people to feel good about being white. All right, Lee. Because right now, there's a lot of hatred going on.
Starting point is 01:09:15 He said, it started out with this white girl that was just badass and would do anything, kill, rob, have sex, whatever, to get to the top. Then I realized as I was writing that it was more about a girl group. Their whole world is about what happened to me when I left home and went to Hollywood and the struggles I went through. Okay, number one, why not just make all people feel good about themselves? And number two, who said white people feel bad about themselves? That's a hell of a generalization to say I wanted to make white people feel good about themselves.
Starting point is 01:09:37 Trust me, if white people feel bad about themselves, it's not because they're white. It's because they're poor and disenfranchised or because they're sick or they're not sure the rumors of friends coming back are true. They're not just sitting around feeling bad because they're white is because they're pouring disenfranchisement because they're sick or they're not sure the rumors of friends coming back are true. They're not just sitting around feeling bad because they're white. I've never heard anybody, and I have white friends, I've never heard anybody say I feel bad about being white. This is just getting stupid at this point. Like, everybody
Starting point is 01:09:55 should feel good about themselves. The problem is we make people feel bad about having pride in themselves. If you white rep your set, if you black rep your set, you Asian rep your set, you Latino rep your set. White power, black power. White privilege, black privilege. We all children of God. We all special.
Starting point is 01:10:08 Who cares? Jesus Christ. All right, what was the highest selling album of 2016? I'm sure y'all know. The highest selling album of the year. Oh, Adele. Views. Views?
Starting point is 01:10:20 Yes, Drake's album. Views or more than Adele? Yes, it was certified platinum four times. It was the highest selling LP in the United States, according to Billboard. I mean, that album sold because of hype, though, because I wasn't a fan of Views at all. I mean, I'm not really a Drake fan of all Drake's music. He had over three billion streams for the year. Views wasn't hot like that.
Starting point is 01:10:38 We played a lot of that on the radio. What? We played a lot of Views on the radio. We definitely added to that. And we played a lot of it in the club. And I think Drake had such a good 2015 because of Back to Back and Hotline Bling. It was a lot of buildup for that album. Nah, but Controller was big.
Starting point is 01:10:52 What was the other one? One Dance was big. What was the other one? One Dance was the number one selling single in the UK. FYI. And then the joint with Rihanna, which was, what was that called? Too Good. Work?
Starting point is 01:11:03 Too Good. I don't know. I never know the names Of their songs He had a bunch of big records He had a bunch of big records In the clubs Hey man
Starting point is 01:11:10 That Drake effect is serious Alright well Guess who has an album Coming out soon also Who? Lil Wayne And guess who confirmed it Birdman
Starting point is 01:11:19 Alright this is what he said If it's Carter V Nobody's believing you This is what he said In an interview on Beats 1 What's going on With this Carter V dog Carter V coming out It's coming. This is what he said in an interview on Beats 1. What's going on with this Carter V, dog? Carter V coming out, bro.
Starting point is 01:11:28 It's coming out. It's definitely coming out, bro. Situation with me and my son, bro. I'm going to put all that behind us and just let it move forward, bro. Wayne is one of the best artists ever to do the game. For sure. And I want to see him finish, continue to do what he's been doing, and I'm going to support whatever he's doing, bro.
Starting point is 01:11:44 But you're definitely going to get a C-5. By the way, that could have been any Birdman soundbite from interviews over the past five years. He's not saying that, right? All right. He also said the Cash Money documentary is going to be out on Apple Music in February. You can't just put it behind you.
Starting point is 01:11:56 You got to pay me. Yeah, you got to pay me, bro. I'm not just putting anything behind until you pay me. Yeah, you got to pay me. You can't just, oh, let's forget about it. No. No. You can't just do that part of it yet. Make Lil Wayne feel good the way Lee Daniels wants to make white people feel good. What he should say is, you gotta pay me. You can't just, oh, let's forget about it. No. No. You can't really address that part of it yet.
Starting point is 01:12:05 Make Lil Wayne feel good the way Lee Daniels wants to make white people feel good. What he should say is, you know what, I'm gonna make sure Lil Wayne gets the money that he was supposed to get so that we can move forward. He should have said, I'm gonna make Lil Wayne feel good because I feel like Lil Wayne hasn't been treated fairly lately, the same way Lee Daniels doesn't feel white people have been treated fairly lately. All right, and our President Barack Obama is leaving the White House. Is he still our President?
Starting point is 01:12:24 But yes, he is right now. He is. And he's going to be having his final White House party tonight. All right, so Beyonce is going to be there, Jay-Z, Oprah. Well, they've been invited at least. Usher, Samuel L. Jackson, Stevie Wonder. Wow. Chance the Rapper even tweeted out,
Starting point is 01:12:39 about to fly 21 hours to D.C. to bid farewell to the greatest president in U.S. history. Wow. God bless you. Between that and the Coachella lineup, Lee Daniels might be on to D.C. to bid farewell to the greatest president in U.S. history. Wow. God bless you. Between that and the Coachella lineup, I believe Daniels might be on to something. White people aren't being treated good lately. No white people are going to be at Barack Obama's final White House dinner? I didn't name any white person. Wow.
Starting point is 01:12:57 Times are changing. Well, I'm just telling you people I know. I'm sure there's going to be some white people there. What, you don't name them in our top billing anymore? Now, we can just start putting Jesus as top billing at Santa Claus. We'll be on to something, okay? When Christmas time comes, Jesus needs to be top billing, damn it. Well, I'm Angela Yee, and that's your rumor report.
Starting point is 01:13:15 All right, thank you, Miss Yee. Had enough of this country? Ever dreamt about starting your own? I planted the flag. This is mine. I own this. It's surprisingly easy. 55 gallons of water, 500 pounds the flag. This is mine. I own this. It's surprisingly easy. 55 gallons of water, 500 pounds of concrete.
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