The Breakfast Club - Freaky Friday: How often do you watch porn?

Episode Date: June 1, 2018

Friday 6/1- Today on the show we had comedian Neal Brennan stop by, where he spoke about new projects, being in between rap beefs, and did you know he watches porn everyday? Well because of that confe...ssion he made, it was only right for Freaky Friday that we made that into a topic, so we opened up the phone lines to see how often our listeners watched porn, and you can tell some of our callers have way too much time on their hands. Moreover, after the Cavs and Warriors game last night and JR Smith making questionable moves the whole time during the game Charlamagne gave JR Smith "Donkey of the Day".  Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:02:26 Good morning, Angela Yee. Peace to the planet. It's Friday. Woo. Happy Friday. Yes, yesterday was a big day. Why was yesterday a big day? What happened yesterday?
Starting point is 00:02:39 Well, for me, yesterday, well, it was a big day for me. And I'm very excited. So you can say congratulations because I did get my minority and woman-owned business certification, which is a huge deal. It's a long process that I've been going through for a few months to get certified. What's that mean exactly? So it's for small, disadvantaged, as they say, businesses and underutilized businesses. So now I can get contracts with the city for my juice bar.
Starting point is 00:03:06 How are you disadvantaged? You're making money out here in these streets. Well, just because my business is a minority and a woman-owned business. So now I can get all kinds of contracts and things done. It's a great certification to have. So if you have a small business in your city or whatever, you can go and get this. They call it a M, I think it's a MWBE. It's almost like rich people welfare it's a MWBE. It's almost like Rich People Welfare?
Starting point is 00:03:27 No, MWBE. No, it's not welfare at all. Basically, it just gives you access to get certain contracts. Like, they might do things like, say the airport, LaGuardia Airport is doing this whole construction, right? So now they're saying maybe 60% of those businesses have to be woman-owned businesses. And I'm certified, so I have an edge.
Starting point is 00:03:46 Oh, listen, congratulations. Sounds like you're making some money somewhere, goddammit. Okay, drop on the clues, Bombs for Angelique. Yeah, so it allows you to take advantage of certain things just because they want to make sure that we have, you know, we've been at a disadvantage for quite some time. Okay. Both a minority and a woman. Okay. All right, so you're in Wyoming.
Starting point is 00:04:05 I'm not in Wyoming, I'm in L. Okay. All right. So you're in Wyoming. I'm not in Wyoming. I'm in L.A. Oh, well, you were in Wyoming. I was in Wyoming for a brief second yesterday. I didn't go to the big Illuminati bonfire that they had for Kanye West's listening party. But I was in Wyoming for a quick second yesterday. Come to find out that Wyoming is like a hot spot for creatives. People have been going to this particular place in Wyoming for years
Starting point is 00:04:28 I think it's Jackson Hole And they go there and they write movies And they write television shows And they do albums Like that's a thing Who knew? Who knew? So what'd you do?
Starting point is 00:04:39 Tell us some information I mean, I heard the album Is the album out? Somebody told me the album is not on title It is out though So where is it at? I don't know, listen, I was watching the game yesterday I'm not going to lie
Starting point is 00:04:52 I was watching game one I will say this, when I was there yesterday The album was still in the process of being finished Like lines were still being added And songs were still being mixed and mastered So I don't know what the hell is going on Isn't that amazing that people can just go ahead and do an album And turn it in the day of and then put it out?
Starting point is 00:05:14 I'm really intrigued by that Those are the kind of questions that I was asking yesterday Because I was wondering I'm not a rapper or a singer So I was wondering Was it easier back in the day to create an album And then have an actual release date where you turn it in? How does it sound? Let's get to it.
Starting point is 00:05:33 It's cool. I don't like to put expectations on anything. I want everybody to hear it for themselves during the weekend, and then we listen to it on Monday. I can only tell you that I like it I don't know how everybody else is gonna feel but I like it well Kanye albums go right early to tell man it just kept literally I literally and by the way I haven't even heard the album probably how it's supposed to be sequenced and everything I just heard the songs that I heard
Starting point is 00:06:01 yesterday the final songs that were supposed to be on the album. All right, all right. So you had a good time in Wyoming hanging out with Kanye. Wyoming was actually cool. I was impressed by Wyoming. I was impressed by the air in Wyoming. Like, it's a serene, peaceful, calm vibe in Wyoming. I can see why creatives go there to create.
Starting point is 00:06:23 Okay. I can totally see why. Ain't no black people, though. Best be clear. That was probably the most black people ever was in Wyoming yesterday ever at one time.
Starting point is 00:06:32 All right. All right. All right. I'm trying to see who was there. I'm looking at Baller. I'm looking at Baller Alert. I see Scott.
Starting point is 00:06:37 Is that Scott Dizek? I ain't seen no Scott Dizek. I don't know who that is. And I had some elk. You ever had elk? No. What's that? An elk. The big-ass animal with the horns and the antlers. No, I don't think who that is. And I had some elk. You ever had elk? No, what's that? An elk, the big-ass animal with the horns and the antlers.
Starting point is 00:06:48 No, I don't think I would eat that. Oh, man, elk is... I don't think I would eat that. I'm not good at experimenting with food. All right. The locals were saying how good the elk was. I ain't like no elk, and I've been farting all morning, and I've never smelt...
Starting point is 00:07:00 My farts have never smelt like this, so I'm pretty sure that's the elk. Yeah, farts are elky. All right. Yes. Well, this morning, Neil Brennan will be joining us. My guyarts have never smelt like this so I'm pretty sure that's the elk. Farts are elky. Alright. Well, this morning, Neil Brennan will be joining us. My guy, Neil Brennan. We all know him as one of he's like a co-creator of the
Starting point is 00:07:13 Chappelle Show pretty much with Dave Chappelle, our co-writer. Yes. If Dave Chappelle was a rapper, they would say that Neil might have been his ghostwriter, but not true. They were collaborators. Also, Gerald Kelly, the comedian, will be joining us this morning. Yes, Gerald and his sons. They'll be here because they'll be at Caroline's this Sunday.
Starting point is 00:07:30 So if you haven't gotten your tickets to go see them, go get them right now. So we'll have a very funny morning. Charlamagne will give us some more information on what happened in Wyoming with Kanye's album. And we do have front page news on the way. What you got in front page news? We'll be talking about a place where you can move to that people, they will pay you if you move there. Sounds good? All right.
Starting point is 00:07:51 Front page news next on The Breakfast Club. Hello? Hey, it's the world's most dangerous morning show, The Breakfast Club. Charlamagne Tha God, Angel E. Where the hell is DJ Envy at? He's in Trinidad and Tobago. You sure you're not in Wyoming? I'm positive.
Starting point is 00:08:03 They didn't sacrifice him last night? I saw DJ Clue was there. I saw my girl Stephanie Santiago from Lip Service was there. I ain't seen none of those people. Okay. Okay. Now we got front page news getting started. You watched the game last night. Golden State Warriors beat the Cleveland Cavaliers in overtime.
Starting point is 00:08:20 124-114. Drop one of Clue's bombs for J.R. Smith, man. I laughed so hard at J.R. Smith last night. Nothing made me chuckle more than J.R. Smith because I really don't know what the hell J.R. Smith was thinking. Now, let's keep it real. That was a close game. You didn't think it was going to be that close.
Starting point is 00:08:38 Why not? Because everybody thought that the Warriors were going to sweep the Cavaliers. They were going to blow them out. A sweep is games, though. That means they'll beat them four games. I know what that means, but I'm saying everybody thought it were going to sweep the Cavaliers. They were going to blow them out. A sweep is games, though. That means they'll beat them four games. I know what that means, but I'm saying everybody thought it was going to be just a wash. Like, it was boring, and they were going to kill them, and it was actually pretty close
Starting point is 00:08:53 until overtime. Now, here's what J.R. I don't necessarily think that, though. Well, a lot of people have been saying that. Now, here's what J.R. Smith had to say, because he knew they were tied, but this is what happened. You knew you were tied. You didn't think you were had to say because he knew they were tied, but this is what happened. You knew you were tied. You didn't think you were leading?
Starting point is 00:09:07 No, I knew we were tied. I thought we was going to call timeout because I got the rebound. And the replay looked like you said to LeBron, I thought we were ahead. If I thought we were ahead, then I would have just held on to the ball. That was the problem. But clearly that wasn't the case. J.R. Smith shut the hell up forever. If he don't shut the F up forever, he did not know what was going on.
Starting point is 00:09:28 Okay, just be honest with yourself and say you made a mistake. You made a mental mistake. It was a mental hiccup. It happens. It happens to you all the time. You got Hennessy in your water bottle. I guess he was saying he looked at LeBron. He thought LeBron was going to call a timeout or something like that.
Starting point is 00:09:43 What's the guy named J.R. Smith had to do is get the rebound and shoot a quick layup. He was right there by the goal. You don't run all the way past the three-point line and look for LeBron. All right, well, here's what the head coach, Tyronn Lue, had to say. He thought it was over. He thought it was over. He thought we were up one.
Starting point is 00:09:58 You can't make those mistakes. You can't make those mistakes, man. By the way, J.R. Smith has been in the league way too long to make those kind of mistakes. All right. Now, I was telling you that you can move someplace and get paid to move there. Vermont will pay you $10,000 if you move there and work wherever you have to move remotely. So to be eligible, you have to be a full-time employee for an out-of-state business, work primarily from home or a co-working space in Vermont,
Starting point is 00:10:24 and become a full-time resident on or after January 1, 2019. That don't sound too promising. Why? That don't sound like enough money for me to move to Vermont. $10,000? Now, I'm not going to sleep on Vermont because I slept on Wyoming, but I just don't see why I would go live in Vermont. Vermont's actually very beautiful.
Starting point is 00:10:41 That's the first place I ever went snowboarding was in Vermont. Don't they got like a big meth problem or something? Oh, I don't know. I didn actually very beautiful. That's the first place I ever went snowboarding was in Vermont. Don't they got like a big meth problem or something? Oh, I don't know. I didn't notice that. Some type of prescription drug problem? I think it's meth though. But the only thing about that is you have to pay taxes in Vermont, income tax, and then wherever you're working
Starting point is 00:10:58 from. So I don't know how that's going to even out. The only thing I know about Vermont is Bernie Sanders, and it was a TV show back in the day that used to be based out of Vermont. What was that show called? Somebody tweet me and tell me that show called. What was that show called? What?
Starting point is 00:11:12 Eddie's trying to tell me. What's the show? What? New Heart? New Heart. I think it was New Heart. There you go, Eddie. All right, Eddie.
Starting point is 00:11:18 I think it was New Heart. I had to take my headphones off to hear him. All right. And Donald Trump says it looks like he's trying to clear some of his friends from The Apprentice. He's trying to do some presidential pardons. He's considering a pardon for Martha Stewart and commuting the sentence of incarcerated former Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich. So they both were on The Apprentice. And actually, Martha Stewart had her spin off The Apprentice, Martha Stewart as well.
Starting point is 00:11:43 This guy. All right. Well, that is your front page news. What are we doing next? This is when you guys can call us up. I want to know if anybody heard Kanye's album also. Charlamagne, you kind of heard it, but not, you don't know. I heard.
Starting point is 00:11:59 You don't know if it was how it's supposed to be released. Yeah, I heard all the songs that are going to be on the album. But I thought the album was coming out last night at midnight. But apparently it's not on none of the streaming services. So how are people hearing the album? How did we get the album? Because I know Def Jam didn't send it to us. Well, one of our producers ripped it off of SoundCloud, to be honest.
Starting point is 00:12:17 Jesus Christ. Hold on. That album was on SoundCloud? Yes. I don't know what's going on there. All right. Well, we'll talk about it. but you guys can call us up. If you want to vent, get some things off your chest.
Starting point is 00:12:28 I know it's Friday, so call us up, 800-585-1051. In the name of the Breakfast Club. Wake up, wake up. Wake your ass up. This is your time to get it off your chest. Whether you're mad or blessed, we want to hear from you on The Breakfast Club. Good morning, who's this? This is Rico from Jacksonville, Florida, all the way from 803 Charlemagne.
Starting point is 00:12:52 What it do? Metro, what's happening, my brother? Hey, man, I'm just calling to get something off my chest, man. I'm just excited to be out. I listen to you guys every day, but I'm starting to start up my own little platform, Black Indie, trying to get all these black people, you know, all the black communities, just shouting them out, whether they're doing music, lifestyle,
Starting point is 00:13:09 graduating, you know, just pushing themselves. So I'm just trying to shout out the Instagram and get everybody popping on that, you know, try to get everybody on the new little wave. I like that. I like that. What's the Instagram, sir? Right now we're basing it out of the Lost Music. The X is in place of the O, so T-H-E-L-X-S-T music.
Starting point is 00:13:27 And then we're going to be pushing it out, trying to get it popping by the end of the summer, man. I'm not going to lie, man. Misspelling things used to make so much sense to me when I was younger. Now I don't even know what the hell. Did you say the locks music or the lost? The lost. Yeah, the X is the O, man.
Starting point is 00:13:41 Try to distinguish it a little bit, you know? All right. Well, congratulations, brother. Keep growing. Thank you, man. Let's distinguish it a little bit, you know? All right. Well, congratulations, brother. Keep growing. Thank you, man. Let's see you guys every morning. Keep doing what you do. Yeah, I love you.
Starting point is 00:13:50 Charlamagne, you already know. Metro, we in there, man. You already know. Go wear condoms, brother. Go wear condoms. All right. Thank you, Rico. Next up, who's this?
Starting point is 00:13:59 Hey, Yee. Oh, Trev. What's good, Trev? Nothing much. Nothing much. What's up, Charlamagne? What's good, Trev? Nothing much. Nothing much. What's up, Charlamagne? What's up, sis? How are you, sir?
Starting point is 00:14:09 Another day for you to enter the back door and enter our lives. Charlamagne, are you back in New York? He's in L.A. I'm in L.A. because I'm doing Bill Martin. I'm Bill Martin tonight. The Bill Marshall on HBO. Oh, I thought Kanye flew you out to Wyoming. I was. I was in Wyoming
Starting point is 00:14:29 yesterday, but now I'm in L.A. Oh, so you got flown out again. Well, yeah, I'm doing the Bill Maher show tonight, so the Bill Maher show flew me out to L.A. I had this Charlamagne getting flown out again. Listen, Charlamagne doing something right.
Starting point is 00:14:45 Where's Envy? Envy is in Trinidad and Tobago. He got flown out out again. Listen, Charlamagne doing something right. Where's Envy? Envy is in Trinidad and Tobago. He got flown out as well. Oh, okay. So I just called to spread some positivity this morning and just, you know, let the world know have a great day today except the Barb's because y'all know I can't stand the Barb's
Starting point is 00:14:58 and I'm so glad that Nicki pushed her album back and made them wait another four years. Are you going to watch her documentary? Um, yeah. Do you think I'm going to you going to watch her documentary? Yeah. Do you think I'm going to watch Nicki Minaj's documentary? Yeah, so at least you can talk about it. Yo, do you know the rumor? You know, I heard a song yesterday that Kanye has on his
Starting point is 00:15:14 album and it's a verse where he's talking about his daughters and he references Nicki Minaj and then Nicki talks at the end of the song and they're saying that Nicki actually wrote Kanye's verse. I can believe that. Yeah, that's the word. Nicki's name is ridiculous.
Starting point is 00:15:30 That is, oh, it just hurts. I get it. Some artist fans make me dislike them, too. I get it. What's the name of Kanye's album, Charlamagne? It's called Yay. Okay, exciting. Is that the name of Kanye's album?
Starting point is 00:15:44 Yes, Yay. Okay, well, we all know that Nicki Minaj's album is titled Self-Proclaimed Queen. So y'all need to make sure y'all go get that. Okay, bye, Trav. Bye, Trav. Happy Friday. Your album is called Shady Queen, Trav. Trav is so shady.
Starting point is 00:16:00 All right, call us up. Tell us what you want to get off your chest. 1-800-585-1051. It's The Breakfast Club. The Breakfast Club. The Breakfast Club. This is your time to get it off your chest, whether you're mad or blessed. You better have the same energy.
Starting point is 00:16:17 We want to hear from you on The Breakfast Club. Hey, good morning. It's The Breakfast Club. Tell us what you want to get off your chest this morning. Good morning, Angelique. Well, let me make a public service announcement. Okay. Men, if you ain't got the pipe work, if your pipe work is tiny,
Starting point is 00:16:33 don't be mad when a chick rejects you. Uh-oh. Yo, don't little pee-pee shame this morning. What happened? You're not having that. Don't little pee-pee shame this morning. Let me give you a strong name. You know I love you, but stop being a cancer. So, anyway, I knew this dude for about three years.
Starting point is 00:16:47 I'm going to ask my son to leave the room because he don't need to hear this. Goodbye. Go get dressed for school. Thank you. And he just got to about three years and we were really good friends and I gave him a shot. You know, I was like, all right, you know what? Maybe, you know, he's a great guy.
Starting point is 00:17:02 You know, he's a really nice dude, but I'm sorry. He did not have the pipe work to back it up on me. It was not going to happen. He couldn't work the middle because his thing too little? Oh. Yes, girl. It lacked. It lacked.
Starting point is 00:17:15 I'm a big girl, and I need big pipe work. So if you ain't got the pipe work, you know. So he can't get a second chance? Oh, I don't know. That would never happen. I don't go backwards. I only go forward. Oh, you don't back it up? You don't back it up, girl? Oh, I don't know. That would never happen. I don't go backwards. I only go forward. Oh, you don't back it up?
Starting point is 00:17:27 You don't back it up, girl? I'll back it up. I'll back it up. I'll back it up. But you know what? Gentleman needs to know. If you ain't got it, we can always purchase it at the store. Are you going to tell him why he can't get a second chance?
Starting point is 00:17:38 Are you going to tell him he got little meat? No. Why? He already know he ain't got no meat. This is a shame. You know what I hate about little meat? The fact that a man can't do anything to make his meat bigger. Like, if girls don't like the size of their ass or the size of their breasts, they can get it enhanced.
Starting point is 00:17:52 Men can't do nothing with a little penis. You actually can. They do have lengtheners that you can do. I ain't seen no lengthener. I know they got the girth. It's not as common, but you can, yes. Okay. Good morning. You want to get it off your chest this morning with us? Good morning, Brick and Steph. How y'all doing this morning?
Starting point is 00:18:09 Good. How are you? Who's this? I'm well, Angela. This is Trey. Trey. What's good, Trey? Yes, I just wanted to call you and congratulate you on such a commendable achievement.
Starting point is 00:18:19 That is so awesome because the Juice Bar is helping the culture out. It's progressing black people moving forward. So that's a huge deal. So I wanted to call and congratulate you. Thank you. I appreciate that. And I actually have something else that's going to be great for the community that's coming up really soon.
Starting point is 00:18:32 I can't wait to make that announcement. And you're going to love it also. I appreciate that. I can call you back and ask you how to get my juices right because I've been trying to juice at home, but anything I put spinach in automatically turns green, and I'll be very upset about it. There's nothing wrong with it being green as long as it tastes good.
Starting point is 00:18:46 But I'd be wanting, like, you know, you go on Tumblr, you go on Pinterest, and you see the different colors, like the berry juices. I try to add a little spinach in there, and it always comes out green. Don't worry about the color. Just make sure it tastes good. The color does not matter. Green juice is very good for you, though.
Starting point is 00:19:02 Most of my juices are green all the time anyway. All right, who wants to get it off their chest with us on The Breakfast Club? Good morning, Angelique. How you doing, mommy? Good morning. How you doing, boo? What's your name? Tell them, my name's Junior.
Starting point is 00:19:12 First of all, I want to say you're so beautiful. You probably hear that every day, but... No, I don't, but thank you. You're very gorgeous, love. I appreciate that. My question is on this epidemic of cooning, man. A lot of these guys out here and a lot of these melanated people, they're more trying to get their money
Starting point is 00:19:28 instead of being for the cause of being on cold. And I wanted to know what you think about that because I can't differentiate Kanye West's political views and his music. That's just me personally. It's a slippery slope because if he's producing for Nas, am I going to look at Nas' funny style? I kind of look in that push of funny style.
Starting point is 00:19:46 Do you think that's an extreme point of view? And I hear your answer of, yeah, have a good day, man. Okay, he's just hung up on us. You're not going to sit and wait for the answer? He doesn't want to hear. I guess he'll listen in here. First of all, I think that the 2018 definition of Kooning is different than what the definition of Kooning truly is.
Starting point is 00:20:03 Kooning is any black person that is reinforcing the negative stereotypes of black people. So by definition, 95% of your favorite rappers have been coons for eternity. Whether it was your favorite rappers talking about killing people, whether it was your favorite rappers talking about selling dope, whatever. Anybody that was reinforcing the negative stereotypes of black people is considered a coon.
Starting point is 00:20:24 But what do you think about him not being able to separate Kanye's political views from his work, his artwork? I mean, I can understand that. I mean, a lot of people have that struggle. And when it comes to Bill Cosby, when it comes to R. Kelly, when it comes to Chris Brown, like, everybody's questioning, you know, people's morals and their values and
Starting point is 00:20:40 their beliefs, and can we separate the art from the artist? It's hard for you to want to support somebody when you don't support their views. I mean, yeah, it's an individual thing. Some people can do it, some people can't. Like, I know I used to love watching Seinfeld, but then after Kramer said the N-word and said all those racist things, I stopped watching the reruns.
Starting point is 00:20:59 Yeah, and I don't listen to all Kelly music, but I'll definitely watch Cosby Show reruns. So, I mean, it's like, I don't know. It's all based on the individual. We all got to do those morality checks with ourselves. Well, I hope you listen to our answer. All right. Well, that is you guys getting it off your chest this morning, telling us why you're mad and telling us why you're blessed.
Starting point is 00:21:17 Coming up, we do have rumor report, and we are going to talk about Kanye's listening. I saw there were a lot of big celebrities out there. Chris Rock, Jonah Hill. We'll get all into it. And we got some of those songs for you. It's The Breakfast Club. The Breakfast Club. She's spilling the tea.
Starting point is 00:21:37 This is The Rumor Report with Angela Yee on The Breakfast Club. Oh, and yeah, it is the same time zone there. I just looked it up. All right, so let's talk about this Kanye West Ye album. Now, the album, I guess, is available on an app or something like that today. And one of our producers was able to get it off of SoundCloud, so I know it's not that easy to find if you're looking to listen to the Ye album.
Starting point is 00:22:02 So it's not on Tidal or Apple or none of those streaming services? It's not on any streaming services. It's goddamn Kanye. You want to be a rebel so bad. Jesus Christ. He also had a listening yesterday. I didn't make it, but shout out to Mike Kizer. It was his birthday, so I stayed here in the city to go to Mike Kizer's birthday party. And Jay Electronica
Starting point is 00:22:19 had a show, so I was in New York. But it was a last minute thing for some people. I guess they didn't tell people until the day before that they were flying out to Wyoming. Chris Rock was there. Jonah Hill, Big Sean, Pusha T, 2 Chainz. A lot of people flew out. Candace Owens was there as well. The only person I saw was Chris Rock.
Starting point is 00:22:38 And, you know, interestingly enough, Chris Rock. Nas was there. I didn't see him either. Chris Rock was actually there. Chris Rock is actually out there writing for some things because that spot is like a spot for creatives, Jackson Hole, Wyoming. I didn't know that. Yeah, so the town only has like 10,000 people.
Starting point is 00:22:56 All right, well, Kim Kardashian tweeted out, Kanye shot the album cover on his iPhone on the way to the album listening party. See how you can do those things now thanks to whatever streaming services are available. The album, of course, is only seven songs. All of the albums that he's putting out on Good Music are all seven tracks. And on this album, you can hear in the beginning, there's an intro.
Starting point is 00:23:17 It's called Dark Thoughts. And then there's a song called Ecstasy. Here's what he says on that song. Yeezy, Yeezy trolling O.D., huh? Turn TMZ to Smack DVD, huh? Russell Simmons wanna pray for me, too. I'ma pray for him cause he got me, too. Thinking what if that happen to me, too? Then I'ma eat loose. Yeah, that's not the Ecstasy record because I didn't like the Ecstasy record.
Starting point is 00:23:58 I don't think Ecstasy made that record that you played. Oh, it says Ecstasy on the checklist. Unless he changed the title. But the song I heard that was called XTC wasn't that. Because that song about XTC was actually about XTC. On the artwork and everything, it says XTC. So on the track list.
Starting point is 00:24:17 The original XTC I heard. I don't know if it was a mistake. Yeah, the original XTC I heard. I wasn't feeling that one at all. But he had a bar in the original XTC that would have made a lot of people talk, though. All right, now this next clip that we have for you is a song called Butterfly Energy. It features Jeremiah, Party Next Door, and Ty Dolla $ign. Slavery or choice, it's a hi-yay. Just imagine if they caught me on a wild day. Now I'm on 50 blogs getting 50 calls.
Starting point is 00:24:48 My wife calling, screaming, saying we about to lose it all. Had to calm her down because she couldn't breathe. Told her she could leave me now, but she wouldn't leave. Tough tune. That record has Charlie Wilson and Kid Cudi on it, I believe. See, this is not what it says here, what we have here. It says Butterfly Energy featuring Jeremiah, Party Next Door, and Ty Dolla $ign. Now, there's a song called Make No Mistake, it says,
Starting point is 00:25:11 that has Charlie Wilson and Kid Cudi. But that wasn't, I don't know if this is wrong. The one you played just now is the one that has Charlie Wilson and Kid Cudi. The one with Ty Dolla $ign and Jeremiah is more of a club record. Well, this track listing just must be wrong. Yeah, that track list is all off. Because I know it's hard to, I guess it's hard to get the actual album
Starting point is 00:25:31 because it's not on any streaming services. So maybe it's labeled wrong. But here's some more of, this song is labeled Butterfly Energy. For any guy that ever fucked up, ever embarrassed they girl, ever embarrassed they wife, she told you not to do that she told you she ain't want to listen did you keep that same energy keep that same energy now you testing
Starting point is 00:25:58 our laws it's what they mean when they say for better or for worse, huh? Is there a song called Violent Crimes on that track list? No, it's not. And the track list is actually from Genius that we got. Oh, yeah. Violent Crimes is my favorite record on the album. It's about his daughters. And any man with daughters will be able to relate to that record.
Starting point is 00:26:20 Well, that's not listed on here for some reason. So I don't know. All right. Also, there's a song called Cry Tonight. Oh, maybe. Okay. So the song is called Cry Tonight. Oh, maybe. OK, so the song is called Cry Tonight. Maybe that's the one you're talking about.
Starting point is 00:26:28 And that features Dej Lo, Nicki Minaj and Willow Smith. Digging to Savage. Digging to his monsters. Digging to his pimps. Digging to his players. Digging to his daughters.
Starting point is 00:26:39 Now they precaution. Father, forgive me. I'm scared of the karma. Because now I see women as something to nurture. Not something to conquer. I hope she like Nicki. All right. By the way, I heard that song yesterday. It wasn't no Nicki Minaj and Dave's Loaf on there. Nicki talked at the end through a phone call.
Starting point is 00:27:10 Well, I guess that's why it features her, but you know. But why did they say Dave's Loaf? That's what it says on Genius. I don't know. All right. I don't know, Genius. Y'all don't sound too smart this morning. Well, we're trying to have our own listening session here with our listeners.
Starting point is 00:27:23 So we are family up here listening. So for a lot of people, this will be our first time listening to any of the songs off of the Kanye album. I wonder why it's not on those streaming services, though. I don't know. Maybe he's going to do it. Maybe he didn't make it in time and it's about to be this morning. I don't know. But that is your rumor report.
Starting point is 00:27:40 I'm Angela Yee. Now, I believe, what are we doing when we come back? We got front page news coming up or we got Neil Brennan coming up? Which one is it? It looks like we have front page news coming up again. We are going to talk about the NBA Finals. Game 1 was on last night. Alright. It's the world's most dangerous morning show, The Breakfast Club. Yeah, it's the world's most
Starting point is 00:27:58 dangerous morning show, The Breakfast Club. Charlamagne Tha God, Angela Yee, DJ Envy is... Was it a vacation? He's working. But he took a day off. He took the day off. What a beautiful Friday it is. Yes, it's Friday. All right.
Starting point is 00:28:12 Now let's talk about last night. Last night was the first game of the fine NBA finals and the Golden State Warriors beat the Cavaliers 124 to 114 in overtime. A lot of people are, of course, blaming J.R. Smith because it didn't even have to go into overtime. I cannot believe the Golden State Warriors did not thank J.R. Smith in the post-conference after the game. They should have thanked J.R. Smith.
Starting point is 00:28:34 If it wasn't for J.R. Smith, they would not have won that game. Here's what J.R. Smith says happened. You knew you were tied. You didn't think you were leading. No, I knew we were tied. I thought we were going to call timeout because I got the rebound. In the replay, it looked like you said to LeBron, I knew we were tired. I thought we were going to call timeout because I got the rebound. In the replay, it looked like you said to LeBron I thought we were ahead. If I thought we were ahead, then I would have just
Starting point is 00:28:51 held on to the ball. Clearly, that wasn't the case. You're only mad at J.R. Smith if you're a Cleveland Cavaliers fan. I'm not a Cleveland Cavaliers fan, so I'm not mad at J.R. Smith. In fact, I want to drop on a clues bomb for J.R. Smith because that man made me laugh last night, and you know I love to laugh. All right.
Starting point is 00:29:08 Well, here's what the head coach, Tyronn Lue, had to say about the game. He thought it was over. He thought it was over. He thought we were up one. I think J.R. Smith does move like he's burnt out. You know how you meet one of those people who've been on some type of smoking weed for so long or been on some type of drugs for so long it don't seem like nothing's there, like they just
Starting point is 00:29:30 burnt out? That's how he acts. Alright, now family in Florida is heartbroken. A jury awarded them just $4 in damages for funeral expenses and pain and suffering. Now in this case, a county deputy fatally shot a father of three through his garage door.
Starting point is 00:29:47 They were responding to a noise complaint and they showed up. And that's when Gregory Hill Jr., who was only 30 years old, opened the garage door and closed it. And Deputy Christopher Newman shot and killed him. He shot four times and hit him three times, including once in the head. There were no charges filed against Newman. He said he shot Hill because he brandished a handgun. Now Hill's mother filed a lawsuit and alleged wrongful death, negligence, excessive force, violations of his 14th and 15th Amendment rights,
Starting point is 00:30:15 and also accused a SWAT team that responds to the scene of firing so much tear gas and causing so much damage to their home that no one can live in it now. After 10 hours of deliberation, they said that they were not liable in Hill's death and that he was actually responsible for his own death. So they only got $4 for the family. That's disrespectful. Yes, and that verdict was actually reduced to $0.04. That's disrespectful.
Starting point is 00:30:41 That's the value of a black life in America? Like, that's like a slap in the face. That's a why. At least pay the... Like, why? Like, this is crazy. That's like when judges give people, like, 500 years. Just like...
Starting point is 00:30:54 Life. Why? Yeah, just say life. Like, why are you giving me $4? You're going to die in jail. I'd rather you give me nothing. Just tell me my family member's life means nothing to you and just give me nothing. That's what I'd rather have than $4.
Starting point is 00:31:06 All right, now, if you move to Vermont, they are paying people $10,000 to move there and work remotely. So you get more to move to Vermont than you do for your family member when they get killed by the police? Apparently. Jesus Christ.
Starting point is 00:31:18 All right, now, they can, what they're saying is that Vermont has a small and an aging population, and they said they recognize the need to recruit people to the state. And that's one of the efforts that they are making to get people to move to Vermont in order to work. So there you have it.
Starting point is 00:31:32 If you need some money, maybe you should move to Vermont. That's what Drake is finishing up his album in Vermont. He's going to fly everybody out to Vermont at the end of the month for a listening party. What? Oh, I'm making that up. Oh, I was like, huh? All right, well, that is your Front Page News.
Starting point is 00:31:49 I'm Angela Yee. Yes, and when we come back, we got our guy, Neil Brennan. Yes, Neil Brennan. Neil Brennan is a former writer of The Chappelle Show, one of the co-creators of The Chappelle Show as well. He's got a great stand-up on Netflix called Three Mics, and he's working on his new stand-up right now called Here We Go. All right, so it's also Fre his new stand-up right now called Here We Go. All right.
Starting point is 00:32:05 So it's also Freaky, Freaky, Freaky Friday. So I'm sure we'll get into some of that with Neil Brennan as well. You know what's so interesting about Neil Brennan? What? Now that I think about it. Do you know that Pusha T and Drake have been throwing shots at each other for a long time, for years? At one point, Pusha actually used Neil for a bar to get at Drake. Why don't we let Neil Brennan tell that story himself?
Starting point is 00:32:26 Oh, okay. I'm just reminding people. Okay. All right. It's the world's most dangerous morning show, The Breakfast Club. The Envy, Angela Yee, Charlamagne Tha Guy. We are The Breakfast Club. We got a special guest in the building.
Starting point is 00:32:36 My guy, Neil Brennan. Yeah. I got my Starbucks, everybody. Oh, so after that training... Oh, they are back in. I will say it took a while to get service as a white person. But really, they finally once they took care of all the black people, they finally got to me. Oh, so y'all are secondary now at Starbucks.
Starting point is 00:32:54 I didn't realize. I couldn't use the bathroom. It was a nightmare. Really? Yeah. Did you see the anti-bias training that they had to do? I don't. What do you think they did?
Starting point is 00:33:02 Has there been any inside? Yes, we have it right here. We have the whole entire question. That's the question is that they had to do? What do you think they did? Has there been any inside? Yes, we have it right here. We have the whole entire question. That's the question they had to ask people. Well, hold on. Pass it here. I'm going to have you answer one. I don't know if Neil has any experience working with black people. Let's see. Okay. So we want you to recall when was the first
Starting point is 00:33:18 time that you noticed your racial identity? Oh, that's a great question. I guess right away. would right when i came out come out the woman on your right i was like it's good to be white it is good to be white uh no you know what's that when i was a kid though black people were always nice to me like when i my brother worked was like a usher in chicago at the chicago stadium and like regal field and like like the all the black dudes he worked with were all straight with me.
Starting point is 00:33:49 What's the next question? You. The first time you noticed how your race affected your beauty standards. Um, well, you know, people say I look like Scottie Pippen. I see that. Um, you see it? You see it? I see that.
Starting point is 00:34:01 I see that. I see it too. I never told you that, Neil. I didn't just make it up. This is a good one for you. Yeah, go. When is the first time you altered your communication style? In other words, you dialed it up or down.
Starting point is 00:34:15 I'm the king of that. To avoid playing into stereotypes. When I'm dealing with someone I know is black on the phone, it's really hard for me not to be like, all right, bet. All right, bet. That's what's up. But I'd be like, thank you.
Starting point is 00:34:31 Thank you very much. Okay. Agreed. And then it's agreed too. So I am racist in that way, in that I try to be like, ah, a little bit like, bet. See, I know, bet. I know. What does that make me?
Starting point is 00:34:44 This is anti-bias. But isn't that cool? You're just kind of like using the latest slang. You're assimilating. It's lit. You say dead ass when you walk in the street. Dead ass, naked, butt ass, butthole. Do you use the n-word?
Starting point is 00:34:58 I don't. I really cut down, I'll say that, if at all. You used to do it in jokes. I did it in a joke. Now my policy is like, Neil, just black people got enough problems. Don't add to it. Yeah, I don't think it's worth it.
Starting point is 00:35:12 It's not. It takes so much energy, which sounds like a white privilege thing to say. Do you know how much energy it takes to say the N-word? But it's just not worth it. Was it easier to say during the Obama era? I remember you doing the jokes during that time. It was easier to say it closer to Chevelle Show in that I was just so immersed in it.
Starting point is 00:35:30 All the time. And like getting called it constantly. So I felt like, you know. It was okay? It was all right. I did a joke about it. So it was like about the word. It was about using it.
Starting point is 00:35:42 Yes. So now you just don't do that joke anymore. That joke has been retired But I will say that I was on Ambien Whenever I'm kidding Yeah I just don't It's just not worth it Let me ask you a question
Starting point is 00:35:57 Charlamagne uses a term that some white people don't like Mayonnaise No one likes mayonnaise Are you offended by that? No I call racist bigots mayonnaise white people don't like? Mayonnaise. Because white people mayonnaise. No one likes mayonnaise. Are you offended by that? No. I call racist bigots mayonnaise because mayonnaise is disgusting. So is racism and bigotry.
Starting point is 00:36:12 Yeah. Yeah. I don't think there's anything wrong with it. I know people that are like, don't like white trash. Don't like saying white trash. What about Cracker Ass Cracker? Cracker Ass Cracker is great.
Starting point is 00:36:21 It's a Hall of Famer. Mayonnaise. Why do you think it's a Hall of Famer? Just because Chris said it. Because you can't. Oh, yeah, yeah. That's it. Cracker Ass Cracker is great. It's a Hall of Famer. Mayonnaise. Why do you think it's a Hall of Famer? Just because Chris said it. Oh, yeah, yeah. That's it. Cracker Ass Cracker. Oh, amazing.
Starting point is 00:36:29 You can't not say it like that. Mayonnaise. Yeah, mayonnaise. I feel like it'll have a hard time catching on. Oh, they hate it. Listen, I can say Crack Ass Cracker White Devil on the radio, but when I say mayonnaise, they call and complain. Well, yeah.
Starting point is 00:36:42 It's the weirdest thing in the world. Crack is a delicious mayonnaise. It's disgusting. True. And I think it's the connotation of the complain. It's the weirdest thing in the world. Crackers are delicious. Mayonnaise is disgusting. And I think it's the connotation of the mayonnaise is gross. Who eats mayonnaise? Exactly. I don't mind mayonnaise, although I am vegan. I go with a vegan mayo, which is kind of almost whiter than
Starting point is 00:36:55 mayo. Have you been following the Drake Pusher beef? Yeah. What do you think of blackface, Neil? Here's the thing about you can't as a black person, it seems like you can't, as a black person, it seems like you can't ever, ever, ever, ever do blackface under any circumstances.
Starting point is 00:37:12 Like, you just can't. It's like herpes. It's cool and it's the minstrel show. But it's gonna be found out. The fact that it was on that guy's page. Did you go to the page? Yeah. Yeah. And like it was, and it wasn't even featured. It was like bottom left. Like, it's another one of my photos. Drake and blackface. No big deal.
Starting point is 00:37:27 But yeah, you just can't do black. Do you think that was the most damning part of the to me? I think the fact that he's not wasn't we don't know, but claiming his child. I think people are more upset about that. Like damn Drake's not even deadbeat dad. I think people are more upset about that at first. But Drake can say I'm not a deadbeat
Starting point is 00:37:43 dad. I just did not put my son out there yet, but I take care of him. He hasn't released the son yet. He's got a date. He has a release date for the son. You got to roll the son out slow. You get the whole promo department behind it, and then you bring the kid out. Come on, man. Callie put a lot of pressure on people when it came to rolling out your son, man.
Starting point is 00:38:03 That's exactly right. You know it's a mean song when the nicest thing he said was you have an illegitimate son like that was the nicest thing he said like listen and i was like that's me the son part was pretty nice i was pretty sweet yeah it's nicer than um did anything offend you nothing offended i would like to say that last time he dissed Drake, he mentioned me specifically on I don't know. It was some it was a Chappelle Show reference and Dave
Starting point is 00:38:32 having writers and mentioned me specifically. Really? Yeah. Push it to it? Yeah. Go buy. Look at the tape, homie. It's there. He just mentioned that Drake has writers. The fact that he was talking about his friend dying is a bit like, yeesh. Clutch my pearls.
Starting point is 00:38:49 Yeah, it was a bit like, well, first of all, about clutch my pearls, I like that how guys are rapping like rich white women now. Where like the audacity was with Drake's on the last one. Then he's like, I'm upset. He's got a song coming out called i'm flummoxed um and and uh pusher rapped about uh caviar facials yes he did and uh yeah like now he's like i don't think you're capable of love drake that's what i think i don't think you're full of love i think because your father walked out on your mother when you were five i don't i've spoke to your therapist
Starting point is 00:39:23 and i think you're in a lot of emotional trouble. He did. He said, Chappelle show all of you Neil Brennan sketch comedy. Who is for real pinning? See yourself as I pull up in that mirror tent. Skins versus blouses. You mirror prints.
Starting point is 00:39:37 Chappelle show all of you Neil Brennan sketch comedy. Who is for real pinning? Okay, Neil. You know what I mean? You're out here in the middle of rap beef. I've been out here, man. Morning, guys. And you from an era where you actually saw real beefs, rap beefs.
Starting point is 00:39:50 You know what's funny? If anything happens to either one of those guys, they have to make sure each other are okay now. Because if anything happens to Pusha, they're bringing in... Yeah, they're bringing Drake in, like, first. So, like, he should hire Pusha to security and, like, a doctor and make sure his health is good.
Starting point is 00:40:07 Because they're the number one suspect. The fact that Biggie and Tupac got... And no one got arrested is still amazing in light of this. I think both of the people that killed him are dead, though. That's what I think. I think the Screech did what they were supposed to do.
Starting point is 00:40:21 But I could just be making that up. Alright, we got more with comedian Neil Brennan when we come back. So don't move. It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning. Good morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy Angela Yee, Charlamagne Tha God. We are the Breakfast Club.
Starting point is 00:40:34 We have a writer for the Dave Chappelle Show and comedian Neil Brennan in the building. Charlamagne? So, Neil, let's talk about your new tour. What it's called? It's called Here We Go. Here We Go Tour. The Here We Go Tour. It's a reference to a joke I do about guys.
Starting point is 00:40:49 A lot of my jokes are about me, too. Wow. The guys can't. You don't take them seriously, Neil? No, I take them seriously. But as a comedian, it's all my friends are getting popped. Bill Cosby was a close friend. Harvey Weinstein?
Starting point is 00:41:01 Harvey Weinstein is my godfather. Here We Go is like guys. Harvey Weinstein? Harvey Weinstein is my Godfather. Here we go. It's like guys have just, you can't go to a guy's hotel room because we've watched so much porn that we believe everywhere we are, a porn is about to break out. So a guy will be in his hotel room, hear an unexpected knock on the door and be like, here we go. All right. And then it's on. Like, it's always just like, here we go. Alright. And then it's on. It's always just like, here we go. Do you watch that before?
Starting point is 00:41:30 We watch. We watch. Look, I'm like a once a day guy. I'm not like a furious like. That's a habit. That's a habit, Neil. Once a day of porn, a busy guy like you that's always creating. Why? Did you see the guy that was on the flight
Starting point is 00:41:45 that was actually... Accidental porn? Are you actually going to porn? I'm making my own meme right now. What? When Charlamagne says once a day is a lot to masturbate. Did you see the guy that was on the flight and he was masturbating to porn on the flight? I mean... You've done that? No, but they have Wi-Fi.
Starting point is 00:42:02 They don't say, hey, don't do... You know what I mean? Who are we to judge? He wasn't in his cabin. He wasn't in his own cabin. No. He was in his seat. He was in his seat.
Starting point is 00:42:10 Wow. Wow, God, yeah. But nobody was sitting next to him. No, that's all right. Once a day, what are you? Next question, do you have a subscription to any of these sites? No. The idea of anyone subscribing to these porn sites is so insane.
Starting point is 00:42:23 That's when you draw the line. Yeah, like, that's insane. Now, that is the definition of insanity. Am I out of my mind once a day? Yes, that's kind of crazy, Neil. Masturbating once a day? When you're in a relationship, do you still masturbate once a day? Nah.
Starting point is 00:42:37 You're in a relationship, aren't you? Twice. I'm kidding. No, I'm not in a relationship. Oh, not anymore? No. Oh, wow. If you think about masturbating once a day, it's not bad.
Starting point is 00:42:46 But watching porn once a day is bad. What do you... You don't... So you're just like sitting on your bed... Using your imagination. Just like staring at the wall like a prisoner. You know what they say? Watching porn really messes with your erection.
Starting point is 00:43:00 What? Is that what it is? Yeah, it gives them to you. No, no, they say that... What do you mean? It doesn't make you as sensitive as other people because you watch it so much, you're not as sensitive. I feel like the internet does that.
Starting point is 00:43:09 I feel like it's so much like, and the internet is like, eh, it's exercise to it. It is, now I'm looking for a connection. Remember human physical connection, Charlamagne? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Back in the 80s? That shit don't happen now.
Starting point is 00:43:22 That's over. Is it more like in the morning or at night? No, I'm a night person. Here's my thing is I like to give myself something to look forward to. This goes for sex as well. I don't like morning sex. You know what I mean? I see it as like a dessert.
Starting point is 00:43:36 So you're treating yourself. That is correct. You watch it a long time. Chris Rock, especially, he was like, he was really into it, like an hour. He was looking for the perfect scene. No, I think he had a problem. Oh. I think Chris had a problem.
Starting point is 00:43:48 And that was judging other people? Well, no, I think he, the thing about like, I was 15 minutes late for everything. It was like, I've never been that bad. I don't have, if I'm masturbating, I don't have plans. I'm in for the night. So it's a date night. You f***ed yourself. It's a date night.
Starting point is 00:44:02 Yeah, I treated myself right. Pour myself a wine. Look in the mirror. Do you have the volume off or on? I like some volume. Thank you. Next question. So your whole new stand-up is about...
Starting point is 00:44:15 No, it's about... No, it is like... It's probably half me too stuff. Because it's like... I just don't know what else. It just seems so relevant. Like, in terms of this is all me and my friends are talking about. And also, I am friends with Aziz.
Starting point is 00:44:32 And I've known Louis since I was 25. Or for like 25 years. So like, it seems like in my backyard to not talk about it to me seems insane. And it's something I think about all the time anyway. Aziz gave me faith though. And I'm going to tell you why Aziz gave me faith. Because when that situation happened, people started to look at the nuance of the situation and they were like, well, maybe it's not like what she's saying.
Starting point is 00:44:53 Yeah. Because allegations were ruining people. Yes. It is not so black and white. Well, for Aziz, it was just like bad for his brand, so to speak. It seemed out of character for what people knew of him. And Louis, to me, it seemed totally in character. Because you're talking, right?
Starting point is 00:45:09 Yeah, like every joke ends with him f***ing off. So every night is going to end the same way. The, but it's like, yeah, the Aziz thing, it was good in terms of like people taking a deep breath. No, no, did it make you think to yourself, have I ever done anything that people would say are inappropriate? Yeah, I mean, no. Did it make you think to yourself, have I ever done anything that people would say are inappropriate? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:45:27 I mean, now it's like, you know, you have to reconsider, particularly being a comedian. Like, I'm not going to have any credibility. You know what I mean? Like, at this point, comedians are like the least believed. We're like the dirtbag.
Starting point is 00:45:41 So it's like, I have to be super, super... We had that on Chappelle Show we had that uh love contract sketch that was like you know 15 years ago like it's always weighed on me in terms of like it's a big risk like just it's sexually engaging with somebody is a not i'm not just talking about stds i'm talking like the whole thing. Yeah, you're right. You can get hemmed up on language. People can feel disrespected. Some girl hit on me on one of the apps. Tinder? I think it was like Twitter or Instagram.
Starting point is 00:46:18 Instagram, Farmers Only. And she goes like, we should hang out. And I just wrote back like, no, thanks. And people thought it was mean, but I was like, I, as a like comedian and as a person with something. Are you on this app to date? What are you on an app for? No, she was, she was just, she slid.
Starting point is 00:46:36 You just can't be too safe, man. She was sliding. I was just like, no, thanks. And people were like, that's kind of rude. And I was like, as like, I have to start thinking like defensively. Right. And I was like, I have to start thinking, like, defensively. Like, I think about every interaction and, like, every, like, if this was shown in court, would I be okay? You know, talk about messing with your erections.
Starting point is 00:46:58 Do you have to think about that when it comes to your material also? Well, with the material, I just don't want women to feel crappy. You know what I mean? Like, I don't want to make women feel like I'm disrespecting women. They're going to feel like that, though. Because as soon as you say things like, oh, you know, another Me Too case, here we go. They're going to feel like that. It's pro-women without being pandering, if that makes sense.
Starting point is 00:47:20 Like, it's pro-women to the point where it's, like, still funny. You had your own show in development as well. I did. So what's going on with that? It's dead. Oh. Sorry. Thanks for bringing it up. I did. So what's going on with that? It's dead. Oh. Sorry. Thanks for bringing it up. I'm sorry.
Starting point is 00:47:28 I thought it was coming out like this here. Thanks for bringing it up, Pusher T. Pusher Ye. Pusher Ye. Yeesh. Well, listen, y'all go check Neil out, man. Here we go. Yeah, here I am.
Starting point is 00:47:39 I'm going to Chicago. June 7th at Talia Hall. Then I'm going to Milwaukee. Then I'm going to Indianapolis. Then the next week I'm going to Kansas Hall. Then I'm going to Milwaukee. Then I'm going to Indianapolis. Then the next week I'm going to Kansas City. Then I'm going to Detroit. Then I'm going to Minneapolis. Chicago, I added a show because it's so hot.
Starting point is 00:47:55 Your 7.30 show sold out. You know what I mean? But it's a 9 o'clock show too though. Yeah. I appreciate, just as a white person, I got to say, you guys have so few white people on here that it feels good. And I hope, white people, I hope that I represent it as well. Actually, the last white person who was here was Melissa McCarthy.
Starting point is 00:48:15 That's a big deal. Tell them where to find you, Neil. Neil Brennan, N-E-A-L-B-R-E-N-N-A-N.com. Neil Brennan on Twitter. Neil Brennan on Instagram. Yeah, those are my two main forms of communication. Well, it's Neil Brennan on Twitter, Neil Brennan on Instagram. Yeah, those are my two main forms of communication. Well, it's Neil Brennan. It's The Breakfast Club. Good morning.
Starting point is 00:48:31 The Breakfast Club. The most dangerous morning show, The Breakfast Club. Charlamagne Tha God, Angela Yee, DJ Envy is in Trinidad and Tobago, right? Yes, he is. Okay, doing nothing. Yeah, so I'm eating jerk chicken. Exactly. On Instagram, that's what he's doing now what you're talking about in rumor report you listen
Starting point is 00:48:50 it's the rumor report the breakfast club that was rude i know hello Jesus. What are you talking about? A rumor? I'm talking about Andrea Constance on Dateline. All right. Got that out the way. All right. Andrea Constance. She did her first interview after Bill Cosby's conviction. He was convicted on three counts of sexual assault, which he is appealing. He's facing up to 30 years behind bars when he gets sentenced in September. And here's what she had to say about what happened that night. Three blue pills, and he put his hand out, and I said, what are those? And he said, they'll help you relax. And I said, like, are they natural? Are they like a herbal remedy? He said, no, they're your friends. Just put them down. Swallow.
Starting point is 00:49:37 And he hands me some water. I get some water somehow, and I swallow the three pills down. I took them because I trusted that they would maybe just help me feel a little more relaxed. You trusted him? Yes, I did. All right, so she trusted him. That's why she took those three blue pills. Now, how did those pills make her feel?
Starting point is 00:49:56 Well, here's what Andrea Constance had to say about that. My mind is saying, move your hands, kick. Can you do anything? I don't want this. Why is this person doing this? And me not being able to react in any specific way. So I was limp. I was a limp noodle. I was in and out of consciousness.
Starting point is 00:50:16 Inside, I was crying out inside in my throat, in my mind for this to stop. And I couldn't do anything. Wow. All right. Well, I'm sure that was one of the scariest feelings you could ever potentially have. All right. Serena Williams, she's talking about her postpartum depression, but she said she is still coping with that. She spoke to Harper's Bazaar UK. She said, honestly, sometimes I think I still have to deal with it. I think people have to talk about it more because it's almost like the fourth trimester. It's part of the pregnancy.
Starting point is 00:50:46 She said one day she couldn't find Olympia's bottle. She said, I got so upset I started crying because I wanted to be perfect for her. And then she also said if she wasn't playing tennis, she would be pregnant right now. She wants to have another little girl and then have a boy. She said, I've only been around girls my whole life. So Olympia needs a little sister.
Starting point is 00:51:03 And she said she hopes she does have another girl. Well, that's interesting because, I mean, she doesn't have to play tennis. Right? Trina's rich. Right, but, you know, she loves it. So I wonder what she loves more at this point in her life. Does she love motherhood more or does she still love tennis more? Clearly she still has a love for tennis.
Starting point is 00:51:21 Right, she does. But, you know, I'm sure once you have a child, nothing is stronger than that love. So she probably wants to play some more right now and then wait and then have a baby. That's what she's doing. Alright, now FX has ordered a comedy pilot and that is with
Starting point is 00:51:37 Lil Dicky. Lil Dicky. The white man who called y'all the N-word through an N-word. Right. And that comedy pilot he's doing with Kevin Hart and Scooter Braun producing it. So he's doing it with an N-word. Yes, he is. And Scooter Braun. Yes, exactly.
Starting point is 00:51:54 All right. So the series is going to be centered around a suburban neurotic man in his late 20s who has convinced himself that he's destined to be one of the best rappers of all time. And now he has to convince the world. What do you think about it? I'm interested in it. I'm interested in, you know, the combination of Kevin Hart and Scooter Braun as executive producers, and Lil Dicky is an interesting character.
Starting point is 00:52:18 It feels like Atlanta's trying to, I mean, FX is trying to find some type of compliment for Atlanta. Mm-hmm. The success from that. Let's figure out what else. Yeah, he's like, okay, we gave the black rapper a chance to create a show. Now let's give the white rapper a chance to create a show. All right, DJ Khaled is confirmed. He is officially joining Jay-Z and Beyonce for the On The Run 2 tour. I don't want to hear nothing about Khaled and Cardio. Okay, don't talk to me about Khaled being on no damn run.
Starting point is 00:52:42 Khaled been on that damn elliptical machine for two years and three years, and he's got Weight Watchers programs, and he ain't lost a pound yet, but now he's going to tell us he on the run. On the run from what? Well, the tour kicks off on July 25th in Cleveland, Ohio. So make sure you guys get your tickets. DJ Khaled is on the run from a good diet plan. Check out all those dates.
Starting point is 00:53:01 DJ Khaled needs a new diet plan. Come on, be honest. Yeah, I'll tell you what he does need to eat. What? His weight. All right. He is on the run for a real good diet plan, though. Does he still get paid from Weight Watchers? Seriously? Yes.
Starting point is 00:53:18 He needs to stop being on the run from, you know, eating vagina. You're absolutely right. Now, more women have accused Mario Batali of sexual misconduct. That brings the total number of accusers to 18. Isn't that crazy? 18 women have accused him. Now, he did issue an apology for sexual misconduct when he first was accused.
Starting point is 00:53:41 He said, I apologize to the people I have mistreated and hurt, although the identities of most of the individuals mentioned in these stories have not been revealed to me, much of the behavior does, in fact, match up with ways I have acted. He said, the behavior was wrong, there's no excuses. It's crazy that you said 18 like that
Starting point is 00:53:58 and that number didn't even move me, because we live in an era where we've seen Bill Cosby get about 70, Harvey Weinstein had about 50, so I was like, 18, okay. even like move me because we live in an era where we've seen Bill Cosby get about 70. Harvey Weinstein had about 50. So I was like 18. Okay. It's a pattern, you know, so clearly he was getting away with this for about 20 years at least.
Starting point is 00:54:15 And if you hear the stories from these women and the things that he was doing to them, it's just crazy. There's so many different instances. He's just really bold and brazen and they were just shocked. All right. Well, I'm Angela Yee and that is your rumor report. Now, up next, Charlamagne, who are you giving your donkey to today? Oh man, we need J.R.
Starting point is 00:54:34 Smith to come to the front of the congregation. J.R. Smith is going to get it. Please, Earl Joseph Smith, come to the front of the congregation. We'd like to have a word with you. It wouldn't have been so bad if they would have won in overtime. Well, he took all the air out of the Cavaliers' locker room. Alright, well up next
Starting point is 00:54:49 we got Donkey. It's the Breakfast Club. You are a donkey. It's time for Donkey of the Day. I'm gonna fatten all that shit around your eyes. You are a donkey. It's time for Donkey of the Day. Donkey of the Day, huh? I'm going to fatten all that shit around your eyes. They want this man to throw them blows, man. They wait for Charlemagne to tap them gloves.
Starting point is 00:55:12 Let's go. They had to make a judgment of who was going to be on the Donkey of the Day. They chose you. It's a breakfast club, bitchy. Who's Donkey of the Day today? Well, Ed Sheeran, Donkey of the day for Friday, June 1st goes to Earl Joseph Smith III, commonly known to the world as J.R. Smith.
Starting point is 00:55:29 Now, first of all, drop on the clues bombs for J.R. Smith, okay? Let me tell you something, man. If you know me, you know I love to laugh. I really do. I like to be around people that make me laugh. I like to be around situations that make me laugh. And more often than not, I find humor in things that aren't
Starting point is 00:55:45 supposed to be funny. And last night in game one of the NBA finals with the score tied 107-107 with 4.5 seconds remaining in the fourth quarter, J.R. Smith made me laugh. So drop one of the clues bombs for him, okay? Do it again, Danny. Because he made me laugh my ass
Starting point is 00:56:02 off, alright? Now this is, you know, this is really for all my people who watch basketball and understand the sport. Because if you understand the sport, then last night you watched the ball game tied 107-107. George Hill at the free throw line. He misses the second free throw. Now, I know a lot of people were giving George Hill smoke, saying, oh, he should have hit the second free throw. True, but free throws ain't free. All right.
Starting point is 00:56:22 They never have been. You have to make them in order for them to have value. When he missed that second shot, J.R. Smith got the offensive rebound. The reason he got the offensive rebound was because he was standing on the blocks of the free throw line, and when J.R. got the rebound, he was literally right
Starting point is 00:56:37 under the basket. But instead of going up for a shot, J.R. Smith ran off on the club. I mean, J.R. Smith took off running like somebody yelled on your mark, get set, and shot off the little pistol to signal go. And he was trying to win first place in the 50-meter dash. Dash.
Starting point is 00:56:54 Dash. Dash. That's who the hell J.R. Smith was running like last night, okay? If LeBron James was Mr. Incredible with 51 points, then J.R. Smith was his son Dash last night, okay? J.R., where the hell were you going? All right, where was you going last night? You was under the basket after getting an offensive rebound,
Starting point is 00:57:11 and you decided to run 22 feet away in the opposite direction. J.R. Smith ran away from that basket. The way Pusha T claims, Drake ran away from his responsibilities as a father. And nobody seems to have a good devil damn reason why. Let's go to the play-by-play courtesy of ABC. Hill misses. Rebound goes to the Cavs. J.R. Smith brings it back out.
Starting point is 00:57:34 Throws it to Hill. Hill shot blocked. And we'll go to overtime. You get the feeling J.R. Smith thought they had the lead. He didn't know the score. I think exactly. That's a bad mistake by J.R. Smith thought they had the lead. He didn't know the score. I think, exactly. That's a bad mistake by J.R. Smith. A bad mistake by J.R. Smith is an understatement.
Starting point is 00:57:52 Now, I don't know if J.R. Smith uses drugs, but if he does, I think it is his duty as an American citizen to tell us what the hell he is on or has been on so we don't make the same mistakes, okay? I understand pressure. I understand losing your cool in big moments. It happens, okay? And I have never played any organized sport in my life, so I can't tell you what play to run in that situation
Starting point is 00:58:11 or what play should have happened. I am positive my basketball IQ is pretty low. But even though I am not the highest grade of weed in the dispensary or, in this case, the highest grade of weed in J.R. Smith's locker room, okay, or in his locker, I know that at the very least.R. Smith's locker room, okay, or in his locker, I know that at the very least, when you're on that court, you should know what the score is, okay? I mean, Jesus Christ, J.R. Smith.
Starting point is 00:58:31 J.R. can tell us whatever he wants, but he had no idea that game was tied 107-107. In fact, I know he thought they had the lead, because after time expired, he looked at LeBron, shrugged his shoulders, and said, I thought we were ahead. Okay, video replay during the broadcast of the game showed us that.
Starting point is 00:58:49 But when it came time for JR to face the music, he didn't have that same energy. Let's hear it. You knew you were tied. You didn't think you were leading. No, I knew we were tied. I thought we were going to call timeout because I got the rebound. And the replay looked like you said to LeBron, I thought we were ahead.
Starting point is 00:59:04 If I thought we were ahead, then I would have just held on to the ball. That was the problem. But clearly that wasn't the case. J.R. Smith, shut the F up forever. Okay, we saw you say, I thought we were ahead. Okay? And if you thought y'all were going to call a timeout, why didn't you call it yourself?
Starting point is 00:59:20 Who was you waiting on to call the timeout? Why does Tyrone Liu have to think for you? Why does LeBron James have to think for you? If you know your team and you know the game was tied like you claim you did and you thought they were going to call a timeout, who were you waiting on to call it? You could have called it yourself, okay? What did head coach of the Cavs, Tyrone Lou, think about J.R. Smith's play?
Starting point is 00:59:40 Well, let's just say it's a direct contradiction to what J.R. Smith said. He thought it was over. He thought it was over. He thought it was over. He thought we were up one. J.R., J.R., J.R., bruh, just own up to your mistakes, okay? It happens, alright? But when you make up lame-ass excuses, you just confuse people more.
Starting point is 00:59:57 It's one thing when we are watching you on the court and we say to ourselves, what the hell was J.R. Smith thinking? But when you open your mouth and act like you know what was going on when it's clear you didn't, it's like, damn, bro, just tell us you made a mistake, okay? Tell us you made a mistake. Tell us you had a side bet on the game.
Starting point is 01:00:13 Tell us you got a call from the mob and they had somebody you love tied up in a Brooklyn basement. Tell us something. But whatever you do, don't act like you know what was going on when it was clear you didn't. And poor LeBron, after dropping 51 points, has to sit in a post-game conference and answer questions about you, J.R. Smith. Let's hear it.
Starting point is 01:00:33 Did he think that the game was tied, or did he think that you guys had it salted away? How do I know that? Or did you discuss it at all with him at the end of the play? No. They asked me if I talked to J.R. about it. I said no already. You know, I thought we were all aware of what play? No. They asked me if I talked to J.R. about it. I said no already. You know, I thought we were all aware of what was going on. That's my view.
Starting point is 01:00:49 So I don't know what J.R. was thinking. I don't know the question you're trying to ask. I was just trying to see if you knew exactly what his state of mind was. Did he think that you guys had it won, or did he think he was trying to make a play? No, I don't know his state of mind. Did you know if he knew the score? That's right, LeBron.
Starting point is 01:01:07 Get up and walk out. See, LeBron had to walk out. Because if LeBron didn't walk out, LeBron was going to be like this cracker. Keep asking me the same goddamn. Let me tell you something, man. I am LeBron to the BS, all right? Don't ask me what someone was thinking when you clearly know they wasn't thinking. Okay, asking me about his state of mind when you know damn well J.R. Smith is out of his mind.
Starting point is 01:01:25 Okay, I ain't got time for this. LeBron bounced and rightfully so. The worst thing about this whole situation is that the Warriors didn't even thank J.R. in their post-game conference. Please let Remy Ma give Earl Joseph Smith III the biggest hee-haw, please. Hee-haw, hee-haw. You stupid mother******, you dumb. Jesus Christ. Sheesh. Wake up by Sunday, J.R.,aw. You stupid mother f***er. You dumb. Jesus Christ. Sheesh.
Starting point is 01:01:46 Wake up by Sunday, JR, please. There you have it. Yes. All right, well, Charlamagne, thank you so much for that donkey of the day. Mm-hmm. Appreciate you. Now it's Friday, so you know what that means.
Starting point is 01:01:57 It's Freaky, Freaky, Freaky Friday! Yes, and this is coming out of our interview with Anil Brennan earlier today. He said that he watches porn at least once a day on average. How often do you watch porn, Charlamagne? Not no damn once a day. Porn is like junk food. That's a treat.
Starting point is 01:02:17 All right. That happens every couple months. I'm not a porn. I used to be into porn. I used to love Young Black Cheerleaders. Remember the Young Black Cheerleaders series? They went up to like, 70-something. Oh, man, I had a bunch of those. Well, here's Neil Brennan, what he said.
Starting point is 01:02:31 Here we go. It's like, guys have just... You can't go to a guy's hotel room because we've watched so much porn that we believe everywhere we are, a porn is about to break out. You watch that much porn? We watch. Yes, the answer is yes.
Starting point is 01:02:49 Look, I'm like a once a day guy. I'm not like a furious. That's a habit. That's a lot once a day. That's a habit, Neil. Am I out of my mind once a day? Yes, that's kind of crazy, Neil. I haven't watched porn since April now that I think about it.
Starting point is 01:03:02 As a matter of fact, the last time I watched porn, me and my wife was watching Squirtle's on Pornhub. All right. now that I think about it. As a matter of fact, the last time I watched porn, me and my wife was watching squirters on Pornhub. All right. Well, there you have it. So we want to know how often do you watch porn? Is it once a day a lot or is that pretty average or is that too little? And I'm talking about actual porn. I'm not talking about like you on Instagram and you happen to pop up on some video or something going on.
Starting point is 01:03:22 I'm talking about you actually go to Pornhub or you go to bangbros.com or one of those sites like that. Like you actually go seek it out. Okay, there's rules to this. Yes. Not just a random porn you run across on social media. Real porn. Call us up 800-585-1051
Starting point is 01:03:36 and let us know your porn watching habits. I thought he was going to talk about jerking off. I guess that's what people do when they watch porn. You watch porn with a purpose. Yeah. Right? All right, it's The Breakfast Club. The Breakfast Club.
Starting point is 01:03:56 What's up? It's The Breakfast Club, and today is Friday, so you know what that means. It is Freaky Freaky. Come on, Solomon. Freaky Freaky Friday. I'm sorry. You messed it up oneaky, Freaky. Come on, Charlamagne. Freaky, Freaky Friday. I'm sorry. You messed it up one more time. Okay.
Starting point is 01:04:07 And you know what that means. It is Freaky, Freaky. Freaky, Freaky, Freaky Friday. I think that really is Freaky Friday. A one, a two, a one, two. So how many times do you watch porn, Charlamagne, on average? I do enjoy porn. I was a big Bang Bros guy back in the day.
Starting point is 01:04:24 I used to love Bang Bros, and I love Young Black Chili's. I used to have all those DVDs. I don't watch it as much now, but when I do, me and my wife do watch it. I probably say it's a treat. So I'm thinking it's like a once every three months thing. Like, the last time I remember us watching porn was actually in April. And we was actually in L.A. That's a long time ago.
Starting point is 01:04:45 Yeah, we was watching Squirters on Pornhub. Do you ever watch it by yourself and feel dirty after? No, I haven't watched porn by myself in years. Every time I watch porn, it is definitely with my wife. I don't feel the need to watch it by myself. I don't love it that much.
Starting point is 01:05:01 Porn is something that you use as a stimulant for you and your boo thing. You know what I'm saying? I ain't got no business to be watching it that much. Like, porn is something that you use as a stimulant, you know, for you and your boo thing. You know what I'm saying? I ain't got no business to be watching it by myself. All right, well, let's see what you guys have to say.
Starting point is 01:05:10 James, how often do you... What about you? No, no, no, no. We're not just going to be past you, Angelie. What about you? Maybe, like, okay, it depends on how busy I am.
Starting point is 01:05:18 If I'm super busy, then maybe, like, once every two weeks and I'll forget and be like, damn, I haven't watched porn in a while. But on average, maybe, like, twice a week.
Starting point is 01:05:26 What? Who knew? What kind of porn do you like, Angela Yee, twice a week? Well, okay, it's not exciting. I'm more of a soft core person, you know, so yeah. I like more...
Starting point is 01:05:37 You like big penises? Of course. Okay. Don't you? All right, let's talk to James. James, how often do you watch porn? James Johnson, is this you? Well, the main is to James. James, how often do you watch porn? James Johnson, is this you? Well, the main is this you.
Starting point is 01:05:46 James, how often do you watch porn? At least once a day, sometimes more than once. What do you do for a living? Why do y'all got this kind of time? Yeah, where does this happen to you? Every time I come from work, I wind down with some porn. Some people wind down with a glass of wine, I wind down with porn. Do you have a woman at home?
Starting point is 01:06:03 I do. Really? I do porn as well. When you watch porn, right, you watch porn with a glass of wine, I wind down with porn. Do you have a woman at home? I do. Really? I enjoy porn as well. When you watch porn, right, you watch porn with a purpose, so you always ejaculate. Sometimes. Sometimes I like to learn new moves, but more than likely I'm going to ejaculate after learning some new moves.
Starting point is 01:06:17 How old are you? Me, I'm 35. Wow, you're 35 and you've got time to be masturbating. See, this is the thing. Several times a day. When you're over 30. I get got time to be masturbating. See, this is the thing. Several times a day. When you're over 30. You get a good hour of masturbating. I get a good five minutes in and I'm good to go.
Starting point is 01:06:31 Can I ask you, what do you think is the most times you watch porn in one day? The most I've watched in one day is probably like four. All right, Johnny. Y'all going to stop wasting y'all nuts with masturbation. I'm going to tell you why. When you're over 35 and you get to be damn near 40 like me, you only got one of those a day, okay? So you can't just be masturbating and then sleeping with your woman
Starting point is 01:06:53 because that ain't gonna happen. Let's talk to Carly. Carly, how often do you watch porn? I'm gonna say like a couple nights a week. I mean, it helps me get to bed. Like it helps me go to bed easier. Right. If I can reach that big scream and all.
Starting point is 01:07:06 Damn. So I gotta increase my porn intake? Yeah, sometimes you can't go to sleep watching a little porn. You'll be knocked out after. I'm telling you. That's the natural way, at least. And what are you watching, Carly? I knew y'all were gonna ask me about what tags I look up to.
Starting point is 01:07:20 I was prepared. All right, tell us. I would say, what? Face fitting, young black cheerleaders. Me and Charlene got that in common. Bondage. Bondage. Okay. Hold on. You said face sitting. Face sitting. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:07:33 People sit on their face. Women sit on guys' faces? Yeah. Every day be. Okay. I got to look into that one. That sounds interesting. Face sitting. Definitely satisfy your curiosity with that one. It's something we'll see. Forget babysitting. We over here face sitting.
Starting point is 01:07:48 Thank you, Carly. Go watch some porn. 1-800-585-1051. Y'all let us know how many times a week do you watch porn. What's up? It's the Breakfast Club, and it's Friday, so you know what that means. It's Freaky, Freaky, Freaky Friday. Hey, and we're talking about porn.
Starting point is 01:08:04 What is your porn intake? I feel like my porn intake is low because I only do it every few months. Y'all talking about twice a week, once a day. I'm like, mine is low. Yeah, you better step it up. And I love Young Black Cheerleaders, by the way. I used to watch that all the time in Bang Bros. Yeah, you're turning into a nerd on us.
Starting point is 01:08:19 Okay, let's talk to Anonymous. Somebody does not want to give their name, so you know that's interesting. Anonymous, how often do you watch porn? It's like three times a day, but it's not like scheduled. Oh, so you don't have it in your planner? No, it's not in my planner. It just sneaks up. You know, like it just sneaks up on you kind of.
Starting point is 01:08:39 That's crazy you don't got no job, my G. No, that's not even, see, that's not even, you can't go assuming that. How does it sneak up on you? Who you work at? I'm not going to disclose that either, but it sneak up on you like, okay, maybe you might see somebody and be like, dang, you know what I'm saying? But you don't harass them or nothing, you know what I'm saying? What are you talking about? You see somebody that's hot, you know what I'm saying, that look nice or whatever, and you be like, dang, she look bad.
Starting point is 01:09:02 It puts you in that mind frame. You don't go thinking about her. You just, you know. So every time you see somebody that turns you on, you go watch porn? No, not every time, but sometimes I sneak up on you. And y'all acting like y'all don't know, you know what I'm saying? I don't know what you're talking about. I've never watched
Starting point is 01:09:18 porn three times, but you do it on average three times a day. That's a lot. That's not a lot. Y'all making people sound crazy. So you telling me, so that is too much? I'm not trying, I didn't say you were crazy. I just. That's a lot. That's not a lot. Y'all making people sound crazy. So you telling me, so sex a day is too much? I'm not trying, I didn't say you were crazy, I just said it's a lot. You don't think that's a lot? You didn't say sex, we said watching porn, you said sex.
Starting point is 01:09:33 It's not the same thing. Well, what category are you watching? You know, you got the voyeurism, everything under the Ebony umbrella, of course, but you know, you got the voyeurism, everything under the Ebony umbrella, of course, but you know,
Starting point is 01:09:46 you got the voyeurism and the Bill Cosby. Bill Cosby? You know. I like those two, though. I do like, you talk about
Starting point is 01:09:54 when they do like the TV shows and it's like Bill Cosby. Oh, I thought he was watching when they get drugged. Yeah, the stuff that got like
Starting point is 01:10:01 the, you know, the real storyline. It's like mimicking something that already exists, you know what I'm saying? I ain't gonna front. I had a little fetish for the superhero porn cartoons at one time. So it'd be like Superman sleeping with Wonder Woman or like the Simpsons all having sex with each other. Even though that was incest, that was still dope.
Starting point is 01:10:18 What? Okay, I'll check that out. Thank you, Anonymous. See, I thought I was... Okay, never mind. All right, let's talk to Eddie. Eddie, how often do you watch porn? At least once a day,
Starting point is 01:10:29 depending on whether or not I fell into something the night before or planning on getting on something that day. That's so crazy. Why is that? I mean, I just don't do it once a day. I don't feel the need. Like, I don't intentionally watch porn once a day.
Starting point is 01:10:41 I don't know. Don't call other people crazy because they watch you. I don't think they're crazy. I just think that's crazy. I'm like, wow. I don't know. Don't call other people crazy because they watch you. I don't think they crazy. I just think that's crazy. I'm like, wow. I don't know. It's weird.
Starting point is 01:10:48 It's wild. It's the thing. If I fall into something, I'm not going to bait. But if I happen to, you know. If you dry. If I have an off day or something. If I have an off day. If I try and feel that night, then yeah, I'm going to have a bait off.
Starting point is 01:11:00 I have no problem with that. That's what y'all call it now? Y'all call it baiting? Well, I call it. How old are you? He's got his own language. How old are you? I'm old enough call it baiting? Well, I call it. How old are you? He got his own language. How old are you? I'm old enough.
Starting point is 01:11:08 How old are you, man? Stop playing. How old are you? Compared to a head of cabbage, I'm ancient, bro. I'm just trying to figure out how old y'all are because I only have one a day. So if I masturbate, I'm done. Really? Only once a day?
Starting point is 01:11:21 Yes, I go to sleep. I'm the same age as you, and I can go about three times a day, bro. Yeah. Well, congratulations to you, sir. That's your diet or something, bro. Don't, listen, don't be one-shaming me. Don't, don't, don't one-shame me. Okay.
Starting point is 01:11:33 All right, so, Charlamagne, what's the moral of the story? I mean, there's no God. I don't know. There's no moral to the story. Porn, man. You like porn, you like porn. Yeah, listen. Okay, I love-
Starting point is 01:11:41 If you have some time, go watch a movie that will make you- I will say, though, that people gravitate time, go watch a movie that will make you. I will say, though, that people gravitate towards what they really, really like. Like I love I used to love Bang Bros because I used to love the spontaneous spontaneousness of it all. And I love you. Yes. And I love young black cheerleaders because my woman who's now my wife, she was a cheerleader in high school and she was a cheerleader in college. You know what, though? Some people watch porn of things that they would never do in real life. And some people like that. Some people like to watch porn of things that they're like, oh, my God, that's so crazy. But they enjoy watching it because they would never do it.
Starting point is 01:12:14 I'm the exact opposite. I do what I see in the porn and then pull the muscle and then be like, I ain't doing that no more. All right. All right. Well, that was it. Freaky, freaky, freaky Friday. We got rumor report on the way and I'll be talking to you about Pusha T. What else does he have to say about Drake and find out how much money Drake is putting a bounty out for Pusha T now, allegedly?
Starting point is 01:12:35 Jesus Christ. It's over, man. It's over. It's a wrap. No, for real, it's a wrap. I'm not interested no more. It's The Breakfast Club. The Breakfast Club.
Starting point is 01:12:43 It's the world's most dangerous morning show, The Breakfast Club. Charlamagne Tha God, Angel Lee, salute to DJ Envy. He's in Trinidad. Trinidad. When are you coming back? Probably tomorrow or something. Oh, okay. Well, we got the rumor report coming up.
Starting point is 01:12:57 I don't know what Angel Lee's talking about. Pusha T. Okay. This is the rumor report with Angel Lee. Rumor has it. On The Breakfast Club. So listen up. This is the rumor report with Angela Yee. Rumor has it. Rumor, rumor, rumor. On The Breakfast Club. So listen up.
Starting point is 01:13:09 Well, Pusha T was on with our boy, Big Boy, on Big Boy's Neighborhood. Speak to Big Boy. Drop on the clues bombs for Big Boy, damn it. He had a lot of things to say. Now, he said certain things. Like, first of all, he slammed Drake for being silent on black issues. And he said that Drake's explanation doesn't change his view. He said that doesn't change my view at all.
Starting point is 01:13:28 You are silent on all black issues, Drake. I said that yesterday, pusher. E! News. Now, here is what he had to say on Big Boy. Are you anticipating a reply from Drake down to the story of Adidon? No. What's to talk about? It's all true.
Starting point is 01:13:44 What about, is there anything that you're afraid or are you holding company? I'm not afraid of nothing. So there's nothing that he's got? Nothing. Nothing. Ain't no skeletons with me. I don't have none. If he were to come with something, do you have another layer?
Starting point is 01:13:59 Could you say there's layers? There's layers. Listen, I told you at the end of this joint, we can take this slow. I'm just peeling back the first layer. Let the record show, I did say that yesterday. I did say, you know, Drake, I haven't heard him speak about no black issues since he's been in the game,
Starting point is 01:14:15 but you did say he did something about Austin Sterling. Yeah, he did do that. And he's mentioned a couple of things in songs about police brutality. He did that on Charged Up. But he might have to, I don't know what he could say about Pusha T. He said he has no skeletons. He has nothing on Pusha.
Starting point is 01:14:30 He has nothing on Pusha. He has to be like, I know about a body. He had nothing on Pusha in the W freestyle. I keep telling you that. Most of the W freestyle is about Kanye. All right, now Pusha T also tweeted out, you got 100,000 floating around for info. Can't no amount of money create skeletons that don't exist.
Starting point is 01:14:45 Hashtag, I'm upset. I wonder how a pusher knows that for sure. I'm sure the word is around. Somebody probably, yeah. You know, somebody probably said, you know you offered me $100,000. But who knows if that's true? I mean, I don't know if that's true or not, but it is kind of believable because, you know, even with that picture going up, the picture of him in blackface,
Starting point is 01:15:02 that picture was getting removed from a bunch of different websites and pages were getting deleted, right? I could use $100,000. Wow. I'm going to have to make something up about Pusha T. I'm just saying, if you're going that far to get pictures removed, then I think that you could probably put some money up to get some info on someone. All right.
Starting point is 01:15:19 It's not that serious, though. Kim Kardashian sitting down with Donald Trump. A lot of people were like, okay, you know, let's see what happens from this. We're watching very carefully. Well, she did an interview with Mike dot com. And this is the reason why she said she felt like she had to sit down with him. Seven months ago, I saw a story on Twitter and it was about a great grandmother that like just tugged at my heart. And it was just that simple
Starting point is 01:15:45 connection. If it takes me to go and talk to the highest person in power, the only person that can make this happen, which is President Trump, then I will definitely do that. The president seems to have a passion for everything that Jared has been trying to do and that just makes me happy that that conversation is just moving forward. I have to see that video in more context
Starting point is 01:16:13 because what is it Jared's trying to do? Is it prison reform? I guess. I don't know. We'll see what type of prison reform they really are trying to do. I'm not mad enough for having a conversation with Trump, though, because I really feel like celebrities are probably the only people who can get through to Donald Trump. You saw that big smile on his face when he took that picture with him. It was crazy.
Starting point is 01:16:31 He's a celebrity in chief. He probably only understands the language of other celebrities. We got politicians talking to Donald Trump. He don't understand that language because he's not a politician. Now, here was something that was a result of this beef between Pusha T and Drake. Ja Rule tweeted out. My man, drop one of Clues bombs for Ja. The greatest of all time.
Starting point is 01:16:52 Drake, Push, I'm going to let y'all finish. But Loose Change was one of the most disrespectful diss records of all time. You have no idea how much I love Ja Rule's unwanted opinion on things. All right? Okay. He really is living the Dave Chappelle joke when Dave Chappelle said who cares what Ja Rule thinks at a time like this. Ja Rule tweeted my battle was like LeBron versus Golden State.
Starting point is 01:17:15 Embers was teaming up to take me on LMAO. Now 50 Cent Ja, LeBron lost a lot of those battles too. 50 Cent posted a screenshot of Ja Rule's tweet and said, Yo, look at this. This N-word still think he in it. Look at me, fool.
Starting point is 01:17:30 I'm the reason you driving an Uber, you bum-ass N-word. LMAO, get the strap. It ain't going to never stop between 50 and Ja. You know why? Because 50 is a petty-ass cancer just like me. Ja Rule tweeted, I see I still get under your skirt at 50 Cent LMAO. It just continued
Starting point is 01:17:48 on and on from there. The two of them are going back and forth. And yeah. Ja Rule called 50 a deadbeat dad, a woman beater, a rat snitch, and so on and so forth. And you know, it just was going on and on. You know what else I love about them?
Starting point is 01:18:03 Usually when you see people just throwing jabs at each other like that, you'd be like, man, why don't y'all just fight? They already have. They've fought, they've shot, they've stabbed, and they still go at it. Oh, I love it. I love the smoke. Drop on the Clues Bomb for 50 cent and job robot. Social media is the best thing for them.
Starting point is 01:18:20 I'm Angela Yee, and that was your Rumor Report. Now, we do have the People's Choice Mix coming up, even though Envy is in Trinidad. It's a Kanye West mix, so Envy's going to play new and classic Kanye West records. Word. We got you. It's the Breakfast Club. Had enough of this country? Ever dreamt about starting your own? I planted the flag. This is mine. I own this. It's surprisingly easy.
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