The Breakfast Club - FREAKY FRIDAY: What Are Your Turnoffs In The Bedroom?

Episode Date: May 12, 2023

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105.1 we want to hear from you on the breakfast club morning everybody it's dj envy charlamagne the guy we are the breakfast club we got our guest co-host claudia jordan with us this morning what's good and it's friday so you know what that means it's freaky freaky freaky friday and the freaky freaky freaky friday question comes from uh white boy rick shout out the white boy ricky uh supports me at all my car shows but the question is you know he got allegedly got into an incident where he said uh another woman's name while he was having sex. And him and that woman got into an altercation, I'll say allegedly. I heard there's more to the story, and I'll let him tell it.

But we're taking it away from there and asking, what are turnoffs in the bed for you? Charlamagne says nothing. Everything turns to more. Even when your kids knock on the door? You got four? Well, that's different. That's not a turnoff. It does. I'm trying to think. I don't... Even when your kids knock on the door? You got four? Well, that's different. That's not like turn off. It does.

I consider that an interruption. I'm not turned off when they knock on the door. It's just you're interrupted. I got to start back up. It's like, you know, the car, you got to go... Yeah, you're interrupted.

A turn off is when you just like turned off. Oh, nah, nah. I'm good. I think... I mean, I haven't experienced this in quite a long time, but yeah, I would think older,

like Claudia said. Yeah, like someone. Like if a guy has bad breath and he licks your boobs. And then you got a stink nipple. And you're like, that's you? That's you. That's you? That's you?

I like a little bit of a pressure around my neck sometimes, right? If they do it too hard, like you're choking a man. I'm a woman. Be gentle with it. be strong. You have to tell somebody like that? Too strong don't do it this isn't for you boo. This isn't your thing. That would be messed up you're all sexual you choke somebody like hey hey hey. Like it's not supposed to really be a joke. It's supposed to be kind of like a fantasy. Somebody up here said something um we were talking and he said that when he's doing it and the young lady is like

you know are you there yet are you there yet you know what I mean cause that shows that she might not be enjoying it she wants to wrap it up

yeah that's the wrap it up music yeah but that's like when you get that it's like oh man but not for nothing

I thought we was having a good time but not for nothing the person you're talking about is big you know what I mean she didn't have to say all that you said it so I'm just saying I did not say that his name is Big Mac Oh, man. But not for nothing. I thought we was having a good time. But not for nothing. The person you're talking about is big. You know what I mean?

So you didn't have to say all that. You said it. So I'm just saying. I did not say that. His name is Big Mac. That could be anything. So the person is big. So just imagine, you know, the weight on you. And she's like, oh, you feel sick?

That's what you meant. Are you right? I thought that's your man. That is my man. What's up with you? Why? Why? For what?

What was that for? Why? So you're saying if she's on the bottom. Correct. If she's on the bottom, it's hard to be on the bottom of a regular size guy. He said he was sitting in front of the bar the back he was behind her he wasn't on top of her he's behind you could do a bad thing to wait behind nobody let you know but sometimes from the back it really hurts though yes really you really you really get to it i said yes like

i know right i said no and your voice and your oh your voice went mad high, too. You really meant that. Yes! From the back, it really hurt. Yes! I hate you. Let's go to the food laws. Y'all telling each other something right today. Hello, who's this? What up, man?

This is my uncle from the east side of Detroit. What's up, brother? What are some turnovers in the bedroom for you, bro? Man, you know when you get the nibble on your ear and that hair stink, man. Sometimes the hair stink. The hair stink? You said hair. Yeah, you know, the hair.

You know, the hair. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. The hair stink. Jesus. Gotta wash your weaves, ladies. Hello, who's this? This old school daddy. All right, what's up, brother?

What turns you off in the bedroom? Fish legs and black pantyhose. Fish legs and black pantyhose. Fish legs and black pantyhose. Fish nets or fish... What? Or fish smell. Yeah. Yeah. Nah.

Fish legs and black pantyhose. So, when you take the pantyhose off, and then you act like you're going to get some bait for fish tackle, that's what I mean. That tartar smell that bring all the fishes out. My daddy say, if it smell like cologne, leave it alone.

If it smell like fish, eat all you wish. No, Charlamagne, no, no, your daddy said it wrong. Your father told you that?

My daddy used to say all the time, if it smell like cologne, leave it alone. If it smell like fish, eat all you wish. Does he have sore throats a lot? No.

2023, that's some good advice. Say goodbye to it. Hello, good morning. Good morning, good morning. My name is Jasmine. Shout out to your pops. Hey, Jasmine.

Good morning. So my biggest turn off is when we're tonguing each other down. We're hot and heavy in the moment. And then he want to tell my ear and i'm hearing that like and all that extra how old are you like how old i'm 31 yeah because see in the 20s where you where you you put your tongue on and somebody's in that's gross. Earwax is disgusting. Who are you dating when they got earwax? Everyone has earwax. Everybody got earwax. I ain't never do that. That's a move I ain't never tried.

I don't care how clean, I don't care how clean you are, how much you wax, clean your ears with two tips. No. No. Get out of my ear. Which is crazy though

because you probably like it in your... Hey. Why you hang up on the lady? I didn't mean to hang up. I didn't know you was going to go into the butt. I'm just saying.

Oh, you didn't know? You've been doing this 30 years? I'm still here. I've been here twice. Every time. You knew going to go into the butt. I'm just saying. Oh, you didn't know? You've been doing this 30 years? I'm still here. I've been here twice. Every time. You knew I was going into the butt. Hello?

Hey, what's up? I'm sorry. We just having butt talks up here. Freaky, freaky, freaky Friday. We asking, what are some turn-offs in the bedroom for you, mama? To me, a turn-off is no rhythm. Excessive pubic hair, like that's too nappy, that's not cut and maintained, and just overall not knowing what you're doing, because we too

old not for you, for you not to be knowing what you're doing at this point. Well, men can always learn. Everybody can always learn. And they can cut their pubic hair off. But bad rhythm, you can't fix that. Like, they have that, like, that real quick, like that rabbit thing. Yeah. Yeah, they have the ego, like they know what they're doing, but they don't.

Yeah. No rabbit mushroom. So what do you do? You tell them you can't dance just say slow down baby okay slow down like we're on different rhythms jesus all right well 800-585-1051 is freaky freaky freaky friday and the freaky freaky friday question is what are some turnoffs in the bedroom call us up it's the the Breakfast Club. Good morning. Freaky Friday. It's Freaky Friday. It's Freaky. Call in now. 800-585-1051. We want to hear from you on the Breakfast Club. Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy, Charlamagne Tha Guy.

We are the Breakfast Club. Claudia Jordan here, our guest host. And it's Friday, so you know what that means. It's Freaky, Freaky, Freaky Friday! And the Freaky, Freaky, Freaky Friday question is, what are some turn-offs in the bedroom? This came from Shout the White Boy Rick. Allegedly, it was reported that him and his girl got

into a situation, him and a girl, and she said that during sex, he called the wrong name. So we're just asking, what are some of your turn-offs? Hello, who's this? It's your boy, Lovey from the Bronx, a.k.a. Mr. 13. All right, Lovey. So what are some turnoffs for you, bro? It's Freaky Friday. So I have, this is the problem I have with Queenie. If you don't want a well-adout man, don't sign up for it. I got, I'll co-host this woman. It took

me three months. We needed a room. She got dressed and walked away after she seen it. After she saw it? She got dressed and walked away after she seen the 13 1⁄2. So I need women. Oh, you never met Claudia. This our guy. Lovey.

Lovey's his name. He has a 13 1⁄2-inch penis. Right. Okay. So he says a lot of women are scared of it. So he says when women, I guess, walk away when they see it, that's a turnoff. So technically, your penis is the, okay. So he says a lot of women are scared of it. So he says when, you know, women, I guess walk away when they see it, that's a turn off. So technically your penis is the turn off.

Yeah, it's you, bro. You can't be mad at her for that, though. She knows her limitations. But then they put restrictions on you, like I can't have a I can only have mictionary. I don't feel sorry for you. I'm the woman attacking. I don't feel sorry for you at all. That hurts. You know how that feels like? Envy? Charlamagne? I have no idea. No, I don't. I for you at all that hurts you know how that feels like envy charlamagne i

have no idea i don't i'd be scared too i have no 13 and a half inches going in jesus hello who's this this is angela hey angela good morning what are some turnoffs in the bedroom for you i would say too much conversation too much. What do you mean too much talking? Like dirty talking or like asking you how your day was? No, like, you know, like whispering things or people that want you to repeat things to you, say this and say this and have full conversations. It gets to be a lot. I feel you.

I had that before. My ex-boyfriend would say, ask me weird ass questions that were like, I didn't answer. I was ignoring him. I'm like, just shut shut up just shut up and finish like why you asking me I don't want to answer your questions right now I've gotten that

I've been told to shut the hell up really? what questions did you ask? it don't matter but I've been told to shut up I ain't talking too much not everybody is good at sex talk like it is definitely a skill

and some people come off they show how perverted and weird they are in that moment like I like sexiness but then it gets weird oh you just talk too much like you i think it's i think it's one of those things where less is more like i don't think you're supposed to have a whole conversation you can't hold you can't do a podcast you can't do a whole monologue it should be a

little bit of like half sentences here and like a baby this you like this it's not that's right don't be asking me stupid questions that's right hello who's this i'm the stupid question what's up hey ralonda what do you hate in the bedroom i hate hard breathing now ralonda now i ain't gonna lie there's a lot of people out there that that don't work out so you're gonna get a lot of hard breathing so you're saying fat people people would sleep no it's not even fat people at all you don't gotta be fat to have hard breathing yeah that's true you work out ralonda i don't i be fat to have hard breathing. Yeah, that's true. You work out, Rolanda? I don't. I need to though. You probably breathe hard too now, mama.

I don't. I don't. I really don't. Hard breathing. You ever dealt with a hard breather, Claudia? Probably. I'm 50. Thank you, mama. Hello, who's this? Hey, this is Anton from South Carolina. I see you all day. We're talking this freaky, this is Anton from South Carolina. Hey, Anton. I see you all day.

We're talking. Yes, sir. It's Freaky, Freaky, Freaky Friday. We're just asking, you know, what are some turn-offs in the bedroom, brother? You know, when you get in there and you hear a fart noise, and you come out the one that stinks and not the one that winks. Oh, you're talking about, I disagree. What fart you talking about?

You like that. I like that. You mean a queef or you talking about a fart? Yeah, the fart. Not a stink hole. Maybe the wink hole, but not the stink hole. I ain't never seen...

Wait, even a queef or a fart? What do you mean? You talking about a fart fart. Yeah, a fart. I think you mistaking queefs for farts, bro. Yeah. I love queefs.

You put too much air in it. That means you've been going fast. You pumped it real fast. No, but I think he's talking about coming out the back end. Man. That's just nasty, bro. I am a member of a tribe called queef i love a good queef i don't think you're talking queefing call me chief if a girl farts with you

she don't really like you that much that is disrespectful she don't care she's like i don't care and best believe best believe is going to group chat i farted his face one of my friends said she did that. She didn't care about him. Just saying. Well, thank you, brother. Girls are experts at holding their farts. We do it our entire life. If she farts or insects, she does not care.

She don't care about you at all. No, she's like, whatever, man. Is that another way to say wrap it up, too? Yeah, wrap it up. Jesus Christ. So what's the moral of the story, guys? I don't know. Ask Claudia.

13 inches is too much. So what's she got? She's still a stuck on that y'all like think like what five six inches what do y'all think so I mean what do you like eight what do I like what you're talking about all right well that number between one and 13 no I don't know what y'all talking about last thing I heard was the 13 half filipino what happened all right well when we come back Nala Simone will be joining us of Of course, she does Pass the Aux each and every Friday where she puts us on to some music that we should be listening to.

Oh, that's new. So we'll get into that next. Don't move. It's The Breakfast Club. Good morning. The Breakfast Club.