The Breakfast Club - Freaky Touchless Friday

Episode Date: January 27, 2017

Friday 1/27 - Its Friday so you know some freaky things went down on the show. Earlier in the week we had Punany Poets come visit and attempted to give Charlamagne a touch-less orgasm, it didn't work but we asked our listeners if they experienced one. Also Migos came to visit today to promote their album and Charlamagne gave Donkey of the Day to a girl who, lets just say left her mark in a burger for a customer to eat. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Charlamagne Tha God. Beast of the Planet. It's Friday. Wait, quick question before we start. I left this Big Mac special sauce in here. Did somebody take it? Did anybody see it? I ain't seen nothing. I got me some yesterday.

I left it here in the studio. It wasn't yours, though. No, I know. I took it from DJ Pro Style. Did anybody see it in here? No? Nope. You know they're selling them on eBay for $10,000?

What? Really? Shut up. Yes. I'm putting my bottle on eBay today. They didn't drop one of Clues Bombs for me and my come up. I just came up on. One of the people are buying them, though.

I need that money. Yes. Really? Listen, man. All I know is my sleep schedule. Where is it? Has been ruined this week. The reason my sleep schedule was ruined this week

was because of the new edition movie, but it was absolutely positively worth it. You hear me? I want you to do that same mix you did yesterday, Envy, today. Some people said that was your best mix ever, Envy. All right. You know what? Everybody's distracted because they're looking for a $10,000 bottle of Big Mac sauce.

Where's my Big Mac sauce? Where's our Big Mac sauce? I hate you, Angelina. I hate you for coming in here and ruining the vibe that was set by New Edition all week. You come in here asking about some damn Big Mac sauce. Where is my Big Mac sauce? I'm so glad I ain't opened that Big Mac sauce yesterday. I put it up on Instagram because I was, like, just excited I had a bottle, but I didn't know it was going for $10,000 on eBay.

But somebody clearly does. Damn it, man. Well, you were talking about the New Edition. No, I don't know it was going for $10,000 on eBay. But somebody clearly does. Damn it, man. Well, you were talking about the new edition. No, I don't want to talk about your Big Mac sauce. I don't know where it's at. They only made 10,000 of them. Really? Really.

So it's like a golden ticket, Willy Wonka. It's definitely a golden ticket, Willy Wonka. I got me one. Pro style, don't be an Indian giver and ask for it back, bro. Don't even do it. That's politically incorrect to say that. What? Indian giver.

Why? I'm just warning you right now. All right, man, don't start with me. You know, I'm Donald Trump. I don't care. Listen, let me tell you something. I got a $10,000 bottle of Big Mac sauce in the refrigerator. You had one.

No, I don't. It's in the refrigerator right now. Pro style, we need that bottle back. Nope, you can't. Don't be a Dominican, give a pro style. He's Dominican. He gave it to me. I can't believe somebody stole my sauce.

Ours sauce. It was mine. Ours? No,. He gave it to me. I can't believe somebody stole my sauce. Our sauce. It was mine. Ours? No. It was just to me. Well, fill a bottle up with your discharge, and then we'll call it Big Mac Sauce. Put that on eBay. What is wrong with you? I don't think that'll taste good. But yes, the new edition movie, man. Round of applause to BET, damn it.

I told y'all, the only thing that would have topped it off is if they'd have went to the original cast, the original new edition, the only thing that would have topped it off is if they'd have went to the original cast, the original new edition, the real new edition, performing at the 25th anniversary BET Awards. By the way, y'all suck. I'm going to tell you why y'all suck. Who sucks?

Y'all saw all three parts before BBD came up here the other day? Yes. No, we didn't. Oh, okay. I only saw the first two parts. Oh, all right. I only seen the first one. I'm like, y'all ain't ask Ricky Bell about being an addict?

Yeah, you know what? I didn't see that until the last part either because we only had the first two parts. Yeah, I only seen the first part. I didn't know that. Who knew? Ricky Bell, he always seemed like the, if there was one, if there was two stable ones out the whole group, or three really. Mike.

Mike, Ralph, and Ricky. Oh, no, you're right. All of them seem stable except for Bobby. Yeah, it's Bobby. And what about Ralph? Yeah. Yeah, all of them seem stable except for Bobby. Yeah, but Ricky looked. And what about Ralph? Yeah, all of them seem stable except for Bobby. Yeah, but Ricky looked like Bobby last night.

He did a little bit. He had a drug problem. A little bit. He had a drug problem. I didn't know he had a drug problem. Me neither. Who knew? All right.

I wonder if Ricky and Bobby ever did coke together. That's a good question. Yes. They wasn't ever with each other by that time, though, I think. Not even enough to do a line together? I don't think so. You know what? You're right. It might have to do another new edition mix again it's only right for the culture bro only right another one they had a lot of hits new edition

is the greatest r&b group of all time i said last night on social media i don't even want to debate with anybody that was born after 83 about that topic okay don't come to me with boys the men because boys the men was michael biven's. They was even named after one of New Edition's songs. Don't come to me with Jodeci. I love Jodeci, but no. New Edition, bro. Collectively, individually. Don't come to me with the Jackson 5

because all you're going to use is Michael as the trump card. The rest of the Jackson 5 pales in comparison to any member of New Edition. Well, I was born after 84, and I'll take that argument with you. You will not. Stop it. Okay, that's an alternative fact. Whatever.

You born after 84 is an alternative fact. I'll take it. I get it. Okay. Well, that's an alternative fact. Whatever. That newborn up to 84 is an alternative fact. I'll take it. I get it. Okay. Well, yesterday I was busy doing lip service. Plies was in town. Plies, boss it, baby.

You need to explain to people what lip service was because that could totally be taken out of context. Lip service is my podcast. Exactly, because you said lip service and then plies. I was busy doing lip service

yesterday because Plies was in town. You're right. Yes, it's my podcast, so we had a good time. And Melissa Foy was our special guest co-host, so that should be a fun one. Okay. All right, well, it's my podcast, so we had a good time. And Melissa Foy was our special guest co-host, so that should be a fun one.

Okay. All right, well, let's get the show cracking. Migos will be joining us this morning. What were you going to say? Boring us? Wow, Envy. Migos will be joining us this morning. And we got front page news.

What are we talking about? Let's talk about Donald Trump. I will tell you what he's doing today. This is his first time doing this as president and lots of controversy. The president of Mexico was supposed to meet with him. I'll tell you what happened. Okay, let's get into all that. His fake love is Drake. It's the Breakfast Club.

Good morning. Alright. Good morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy, Angela Yee, Charlamagne Tha God. We are the Breakfast Club. Let's get in some front page news. Now, in NBA news, which is kind of crazy to me, youlamagne Tha God, we are The Breakfast Club. Let's get in some front-page news. Now, in NBA news, which is kind of crazy to me, you know Carmelo Anthony, Dwyane Wade, and CP3 didn't make the All-Star teams this year?

Why is that kind of crazy to you? CP3 even hurt most of the year. He's been injured a little bit. Dwyane Wade, though? Dwyane Wade is on his last legs. Melo's on his last legs. You know, they said it's the first time since 2009 that no Knick has made the all-star team.

Why is that? I don't understand why that's crazy to you. Not even remotely do I understand why that's crazy to you. Because they're fan favorites, regardless. Maybe not anymore, bro. Times change. You do know that. You know how they say it's a new chick turning 18 every day

so all the older chicks better stay on point? That's how it is in the NBA. And then allegedly they tried to trade Carmelo, and then Cleveland Cavs is like, no. They're still going to ship him off. He's into the Clippers or the Celtics. Salute to the guy, Melo. Melo deserves it.

Melo needs to go try to play for a contender. I would love to see Melo on the Clippers, CP3, come back healthy, and be making a deep playoff run. Melo can still give you 20 a game in a good system. All right. Now, Serena Williams and Venus Williams will be playing tomorrow in the Australian finals, so we'll see how that goes. They're playing each other?

Yes. Okay. Now let's talk about the Mexican president. Well, the Mexican president, Enrique Peña Nieto, has announced that he canceled his meeting with President Donald Trump that was supposed to take place on January 31st. He tweeted out, this morning we have informed the White House that I will not attend the work meeting schedule for next Tuesday with at POTUS. Mexico offers and demands respect as a sovereign nation that we are.

He wrote in another tweet, Donald Trump was trying to say that they're going to get that money to build the wall by taxing Mexican imports 20% tax or something like that. If I was the Mexican president, I would have just tweeted out, I ain't got time for this BS. See me when you see me. Talk to you about no damn wall. President Donald Trump, by the way, is having his first news conference today as president of the United States. So that plan is going to be happening today.

I can't tell you how much I don't care. I'll be watching reruns of the new edition. I don't know what plan is going to be happening today. I can't tell you how much I don't care. I'll be watching reruns of the new edition. I don't know what he's going to be talking about. Maybe the crowd at his inauguration. Maybe he'll talk about the new edition movie. That'd be dope. He saw it? Yeah, that'd be dope.

I doubt he saw that. And he also did say that... That'd be funny if Donald Trump tweeted out, can you stand the rain? President Obama left him a letter because, you know, that's the tradition that the former president leaves the new president a letter. And so he did say, this was the letter given to me by President Obama.

I won't show it to you or read it to you, but it's just a beautiful letter. It was long. It was complex. It was thoughtful. And it took time to do it. He just doesn't know what to say. Didn't he say something about he's going to put an extra tax on Mexico and is he going to make

the sale of Coronas and Patron pay for Corona and tequilas pay for the walk? He did not say that. Yes, he did. I read something like that. Well, yeah, he's taxing imports. Yeah, 20%. Yeah, and it was like Coronas, tequila and avocados. All right. Why are y'all laughing? Y'all don't read. I didn't say anything.

That's front page news. All right. Tell them why you're laughing? Y'all don't read. I didn't say anything. That's front page news. All right. Tell them why you're mad. 800-585-1051. If you're upset, you need to vent. Call us right now. Maybe you had a bad night or bad morning. Whatever it may be.

Maybe somebody stole your Big Mac sauce. If it's worth $10,000 on eBay, salute to that person who came up last night. They got that one. Because I know I walked in here yesterday and I saw somebody with a bottle of Big Mac sauce. And I said, yo, I was just looking at that. And they was like, do you want it? And I said, yes. I was going to use it this weekend.

But now that I know it's going for $10,000 on eBay, I'm about to get that flip going. They only made 10,000 of them. You sure it's for $10,000 on eBay? I'm looking right now. They actually have one person who now has listed it for $50,000. Oh, Lord, hold on. Let me get my mug. Set me up right now. 80 it for $50,000. Oh, no, hold on. Let me get something out of my mouth.

800-585-1051. Tell them why you're mad. It's The Breakfast Club. Good morning. The Breakfast Club. Hey, yo, my girl keep coming home smelling like Polo Cologne. Like, that ain't for girls. Like, I know something's going on, for real. Like, I'm heated about that. And I need y'all to tell me why y'all mad, why you mad. On The Breakfast Club, for real. Hey, Denise calling from Florida. What up, Denise? Good morning.

Tell her why you mad, Denise. Listen, I watched your doodly-shit movie last night. And tell me, me and my daughter said the same thing. I wonder if he was doing Cork with Bobby or Whitney. It had to be. You don't have two addicts in a group like that and they ain't do no lines together.

I doubt it. But shout out to everybody that tweeted me that there was definitely a four ball jacket in the movie. I told you that. I got a whole lot of tweets about that. Hello, who's this? It's Trey. He's sitting, baby. What's happening? Trey, what's up?

Tell them why you mad. I'm mad I don't work for McDonald's no more. Y'all talking about they got McDonald's going for $10,000 on eBay? Nah, nah, relax, bro. It was bottles of McDonald's sauce. Bottles of McDonald's or whatever. How have I got to get the McDonald's sauce? I got that $10,000 and stated on them, boy.

You know how to make Big Mac sauce? Yeah. What is it? Somebody told me it's just $1,000 dressing. It's not $1,000 dressing stated on them boys. You know how to make Big Mac sauce? Yeah. What is it? Somebody told me it's just Thousand Island dressing. It's not Thousand Island dressing. What is it? You don't work there no more. Tell me the secrets of the McDonald's and Illuminati. No. Not with that word Illuminati in it. It's not Thousand Island though. It's like a

knockoff of it with a different mixture in it. I can't believe McDonald's got you shook like the Trump administration, bro. He won't tell. Man, you see they coming out with a movie? They playing hits on people that's putting out their secrets. You think Ronald McDonald will be at your front door with the shotgun like ready to go? You never know. Hello,

who's this? Hey, this is Seth from Houston, Texas. Hey, tell them why you mad. I'm mad that we still in this rut that we was in, you know, about 500 years ago. Us as black people, you know, I think that we should have enough talent, enough leaders to get about this rut we've been in. Bro, we're not in the same rut we was in 500

years ago. Could y'all please stop telling lies like that? Like, you're calling into a radio station hosted by three black people that is nationally syndicated on 70 markets. That wouldn't be going on 500 years ago. Hello, who's this? Hey, what's going on? This is Anthony from Hampton. What's up,

Anthony from Hampton? 757. Tell them how you're mad. Man, I'm mad because I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning thinking I'm doing good, going to work, to merchandise these stores, and ain't nobody open right now. It is 6 o'clock in the morning, sir. 6.15. Come on, you thought nobody was open? Nobody's

open. I'm a merchandiser. I'm not there to shop. I'm there to stock y'all's sales. Sir, it's 6 in the morning. Go to Waffle House. Waffle House is open. They definitely open. Some IHOPs are open. 24-hour Walmart.

Yeah, but I need to go merchandise these stores so I can get my day done early. You high. You high. You woke up high this morning. Why don't you go back to sleep? Because this is my job. I'm supposed to be up at 6 o'clock in the morning merchandising these stores.

He can't sleep high, man. He getting his Ricky Bell on. There's nothing to do. You're right. There's nothing to do. And I want to get my job done. Oh, my goodness. Y'all still talking to the drug addict?

When he said merchandise, I thought that was a new word for scammer. Like, you know, you're going in there and scam. That's what I thought. And he's about to ask for something. That's what I thought. Hello? Hey, to ask for something. That's what I thought. Hello? Hey, good morning, man.

What's up, y'all? What's up, bro? Good morning. Tell them why you mad. Hey, man, I'm mad because, hey, did y'all see that interview last night? It probably was pre-recorded with Trump data talking about he's looking in. He has people in Hawaii looking into Obama's background. Man, why the hell would I be watching that when the New Edition movie was on last night

and scandal and how to get away with murder? Because I was in that when the New Edition movie was on last night and Scandal and How to Get Away with Murder? Because I was in the old girl room and it was just a little snippet that I saw

and I was like, man, that made me mad. He's still on this dude? Plus, Andrew, I know where your sauce is at. I got your sauce. You should break up with me. I want to let you know

when you went live on Instagram yesterday with Ply's over there with that funny looking Kango hat or a fisherman hat he had on. I'm trying to let you know

I got your sauce. All right. Okay. So if you want to come down to Marymount, Florida and pick up your sauce, it's going to cost you a dollar. Pick up your what? A dollar. He's going to sell the sauce.

He got some sauce for you for a dollar. I can't believe that any black person had anything on their TV last night other than the New Edition movie. Mm-hmm. Maybe scandal, maybe how to get away with murder. What's wrong with y'all? All right, tell them why you're mad.

800-585-1051. If you're upset, you need to vent, call us now. It's The Breakfast Club. Good morning. The Breakfast Club. That was Riri with Needed Me. Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy, Angela Yee, Charlamagne Tha God.

We are The Breakfast Club. Now the Migos will be joining us in a little bit. They are? Yes. Okay. They have an album out today. Right, the Migos will be joining us in a little bit. They are? Yes. Okay. They have an album out today. Right, it's called Culture. Culture.

Today is Culture. I haven't listened to Culture. I ain't gonna front. I've been so stuck on New Edition. Because, you know, after the New Edition movie, you know, me and my wife sitting in the bedroom dancing and all kind of stupid stuff, and then all you want to do is just,

I woke up listening to Cool It Now. Right. I put on any heartbreak as soon as I woke up. Yeah, that was an amazing series. They're the greatest R&B group of all time. It's not even up for debate. I just really wish

that the last scene would turn into them really performing at the BET Awards. That's what I wanted to see. The crazy thing is, think about how somebody's mama

used to be a backup dancer in the Poison video. Think about that. Somebody's mom, your aunt that you love so much probably had sex with Ronnie DeVoe. Were there females in the poison or was it in the video?

Was there females in the poison video? In the video, yeah. Never trust a big button to smile. I'm thinking when they were performing on stage with Bobby Brown, those were males. Yeah, you're right. The moral of the story is Michael Bivens gave your mama an eight ball jacket, but you don't know what she did to get it. Okay? Damn.

That's the moral of the story. All right. We got rumors on the way, Yee? Yes, we'll talk about a rapper from Chicago who got arrested. We'll tell you why. Whew.

And we'll discuss Khloe Kardashian and Tristan Thompson. Why are they saying that she is having a breakdown over her relationship? Okay, all that and more.

Keep it locked. It's The Breakfast Club. Good morning. The Breakfast Club. Good morning, show. Angela Lee has a rumor report coming up, and she's going to tell us about an African-American Negro who was incarcerated. It's about time. What's going on?

Rumor report. Rumor report. This is the rumor report with Angela Lee on The Breakfast Club. Well, according to reports, Chief Keef has been arrested, and that is for robbery and assault. Sounds about right. Now, I was watching these videos and things online last week from his former music producer, Ramsey the Great, and according to Ramsey the Great, Chief Keef and one other individual

and friends jumped him. They said Chief Keef and five of his friends jumped him. And they had an AK-47. Damn. And Ramsey the Great did say he was going to press charges. Now here he is. Look at what I'm doing, man. I took another route.

I'm a young black man from Chicago who decided to stop the cycle. Maybe there's next generation to look at me like, damn, we don't got to go shoot back. We could stop the cycle just right here. If y'all don't get what I'm doing, then y'all not looking out for y'all community. Y'all don't even understand. Half of the people commenting saying I'm a rat, I'm a snitch, all this, I broke the code.

Y'all lost in the system, man. Drop on the clues bombs for that young man. He is a civilian. He wants to be a civilian. He's living a civilian life. If that man wants to tell on people for robbing him, he has that right to. If he's He is a civilian. He wants to be a civilian. He's living a civilian life. If that man wants to tell on people for robbing him, he has that right to.

If he's always been a civilian. But you can't just turn civilian when you get beat and robbed. You can't start beef. Why can't I change my life? You can't start beef and be a gangster and a thug and then when it happens,

he'll be like, all right, time out. FYI, you can do whatever you want. You can do whatever you want. There might be some consequences. I don't give a damn about these street rules y'all live by. You can't start ish and then all of a sudden when it's come back, you'll be like, time. There just might be some consequences. I don't give a damn about these street rules y'all live by.

You can't start ish and then all of a sudden when ish come back, you be like, time out. That's what he did? I don't know. Why are you saying this? I'm just saying we don't know. We don't know what happened. I don't know what happened.

And he's just making up stories. No, I'm a civilian now. You come to get me. I reserved you. I'm a civilian. You haven't always been a civilian. You're right, but now I'm a civilian. Oh, so you can change from not having been one to being one.

9-1-1, look. 9-1-1, look. 9-1-1, you hear that? You can't be a civilian now because it's convenient for you. You need to step your game up and get some of these police officers' numbers personally, bro. He has them. I have them. All right. All right, Serena Williams and Venus Williams are going to face off for the Australian Open title.

This is the ninth time in Grand Slam history that the two of them, the sisters, are going to be playing. We'll be watching that this weekend. Also, let's talk about the new edition story. Drop one of Clues' bombs for that, damn it. That was three-part installment. They said Tuesday night. That was the first night. 4.4 million total viewers.

Round of applause, damn it. That was also simulcast on Centric. He said round of applause, not bomb. Go ahead, you. Now, those ratings were the highest in five years for BET. And BET was also the number one social television network on Tuesday. And top 20 trending topics included hashtag Bobby Brown, hashtag Mike Bivens,htag Candy Girl And hashtag Luke James And Ricky Bell Trended last night

When you know Many of our childhoods Were absolutely ruined When we found out He had a bad coke problem And he really kept it under wraps Because we had absolutely no idea Had no idea

Now here is Ricky actually From last night's part three Talking about how he Couldn't pay his bills Telling his wife Will they at least work with us? They've been working with us There are no more extensions Part 3, talking about how he couldn't pay his bills, telling his wife. we quit in the middle of the tour. MCA has a lawsuit against us. The fellas, we can't record, we can't go on the road,

we can't do anything. I need Ricky to come back to the Breakfast Club right now. I got so many questions for Ricky. Number one, I want to know if Amy stuck around. She seemed like she did in the movie, but I mean, after that.

Part two. And Ricky was so cold. Ricky stood up from that table, took a sip of cognac and said, if you know somebody who got me a truck, you find me a truck. And get me some boxes. We're going to need some boxes.

We're going to need some boxes. That was so cold. Also on last night's episode, we did see Michael Bivens sign a new group. And that group was Boys to Men. Check it out. Excuse me. Can we have a moment of your time? We just want to sing for you.

You want to sing for me? We love new auditioning. We trying to get a record deal. Listen, I'm not sure what I can do for y'all, but, uh, all right, let me hear something. Come on, I'll listen. These young'uns were so shocked last night to know that Michael Bivens actually signed Boyz II Men.

They had no clue. Mm-hmm. None whatsoever. So Michael Bivens gave boys to men the same paperwork that they got when they were kids? Hey, man, you teach what you know. It's a cycle. You teach what you know. Damn it, man.

You teach what you know, damn it. Ludacris has launched a new game. It's called Slang and Friends. It's kind of like Words with Friends, but there's going to be some modern day slang in there. So I can use discriminize. You can use discriminize. And if there's a word that isn't in there, you can recommend that it be added into slang

and friends. So everybody that likes to play words with friends, now there's slang and friends and it also has the definitions. Now Ludacris said, in a time when so much of the world is divided, technology has the opportunity to bring us together. Slang and friends encourages users to connect, be friendly and identify with what they have

in common through language. It's also a chance for different generations to learn about each other's unique forms of communication and find ways to use language to bridge generation gaps. It's still very dangerous to live with slang, though, because I still don't know how to spell fabulous correctly to this day. F-A-B-O-L-O-U-S. That's what I know. Yeah, fabulous.

Is that how you really spell ludicrous? That ain't how you spell ludicrous either. No, it's definitely not how you spell ludicrous either. No, it's definitely not how you spell ludicrous. See what I'm saying? But, you know, you just got to know how to balance them both.

But I'm sure on slang and friends, you can spell those words that way. Absolutely. Can I spell my screech, screech, crong?

That's case. And that's the game, yeah. And can you spell Charlemagne the God, T-H-A, God? Yes, if it's the slang game, why not? All right, I'm Angela Yee,

and that is your Rumor Reports. All right, thank you, Miss Yee. When we come back, Migos will be in the building. We'll be in the building. Migos will be in the building. All right, don't go anywhere. Morning, everybody.

It's DJ MV, Angela Yee, Charlamagne Tha God. We got a breakfast. What happened? Sorry. What'd you say? He's nasty. You didn't just a breakfast. What happened? Sorry. What'd you say? He's nasty. You didn't just hear what he just did? No.

What'd he do? He farted? Yes. He did? Listen, listen. Oh, it's nasty. Our camera guy farted. Steve is a cameraman for Revolt TV.

He's white. He hates it we call him the white camera guy. One thing I will not do is smell the farts of a white devil in my studio. He's just farting in here. It's so disrespectful. Don't do that. Don't you ever. Don't you ever.

Ever since Donald Trump's been president, you've been in here going rogue. Yeah, you've been kind of strange ever since, man. I know since McConaughey came out the closet and grabbed T.I.'s ass, you've been feeling like you want to be courageous too, but don't you ever fart in here again, Steve. All right, continue.

He didn't say excuse me or anything. Apologize. You make white people look so bad. You going to give him a hug? Ew, you farted and then you hugged Charlamagne. Yeah, that's a cute Oreo. You are such people look so bad. You're going to give him a hug? Ew, you fight it and you hug Charlamagne. Yeah, that's a cute Oreo. You are such a waste of good white skin. Get away from him.

Oh, he just grabbed your butt, too. He grabbed your butt? Wow. All right, let's get some front page news. This is so weird. All right, now, you know what's sad is Dwyane Wade, Carmelo Anthony, and CP3 didn't make it to the NBA All-Star Team. There's actually no Nick on the NBA All-Star Team for the first time since 2009. Did any of my Nets make it?

No, nobody from the Nets. Why are y'all acting surprised? Times change. Dwayne Wade, Carmelo Anthony on the other side of their career. Who else you say didn't make it? CP3. CP3. CP3's been injured damn near all year long.

Things happen. You know how they say a new chick is turning 18 every day? That's how the NBA is. A new young player coming along every day, B. And also Serena Williams and Venus Williams will be playing each other in the Australian final tomorrow. All right, so let's talk about Mexico president, Mexican president. All right, well, the Mexican president was supposed to meet with Donald Trump. That's Enrique Peña Nieto.

He was supposed to meet with Donald Trump on January 31st in Washington. And he has now canceled that meeting. He tweeted out, this morning we have informed the White House I will not attend the work meeting scheduled for next Tuesday. Mexico offers and demands respect as the sovereign nation that we are. So that's not going to happen. And that's because, of course, Donald Trump does want to build that wall.

Now, Donald Trump is going to have his first news conference today as president since his inauguration. So that will be happening. I don't know exactly what he's going to be talking about, but it's a joint press conference with the prime minister of the UK, Theresa May. He's probably going to talk about how Coronas and tequila are going to pay for the wall

because he wants to put a 20% tax on all Mexican imports. I don't drink Coronas no way. 20%. I like me some tequila though. And what else is Trump doing? What else is Donald Trump doing? Anything else? I mean, you know what he's doing. You know what he's doing. He's keeping promises. A lot of different things going on here.

Drop one of those bombs for Donald Trump keeping promises. Donald Trump is keeping promises. That's what he's for Donald Trump keeping promises. Donald Trump is keeping promises. That's what he's doing. Well, that's front page news. When we come back, Migos will be in the building. That was DJ Khaled with For Free. Morning, everybody.

It's DJ Envy, Angela Yee, Charlamagne Tha God. We are The Breakfast Club. We got some special guests in the building. Migos! You did? Yeah. Quavo already don't like none of my questions. How do you say? You can't ask no better questions than that?

I had to compute up. That's all. I had to compute up. I heard something about him being a quarterback. No, but this is from the intern. But a lot of people may not know he was a quarterback in high school. He don't like talking about it. Represents 70 markets, 180 countries.

I don't mind talking about it, but we talked about it so much, I just feel like my boy Charlamagne should know a little bit more and should have some more information about the Migos. You're right. But first of all, let me tell y'all congratulations. Modern day questions. Let me tell y'all congratulations on all y'all's success. Thank you.

Because y'all really came up from the hoods of Atlanta, and now y'all on stuff like Jimmy Kimmel, getting shot outside Golden Globes. Thank you. So I like to see hoods made. And it's the first time we had all three of you in the studio together, so this is also great. Almost did it.

Almost did it. Almost did it. I think you guys had a long night, huh? I never did it. No, you called one time when you was locked up. Oh, well, I'm in this, mom. Felt like he was here. Yeah, I'm here now.

Now, how does it feel? You know what? When we seen you last, the Migos was on fire. I think a lot of people didn't believe. And I think they thought that your steam was going to die down. And then you came with Bad and Boozy. No, before. Yeah, more than that.

Before Bad and Boozy. No, but before, people thought they were dying down and they weren't the same. But I thought they thought it was going to be like a one album kind of group. And that was it. But you guys just keep going. Yeah. Yeah, we know how to make them hits, man. We know how to put that shit together.

We told y'all. Got to be in you, not on you. You know what I'm saying? You did. I said that from the beginning. Even if you wanted to not like the Migos, you really can't. You said it from the beginning. I'm going to go look.

Look, no, I did, because I was actually the first one that booked you guys to come up here. And they were like, they only have one song. And I was like, nah, the Amigos is really big and people really like them in Atlanta and their songs be popping. You don't want to kill the rumor that about you and Offset? First of all, the rumor that you started.

How did that rumor start? The rumor was that Angel and me and Offset were dating. Charlamagne would just say... Have we seen y'all in the city? Because I have a boyfriend and Charlamagne would always... And they'd be like, who's Angel's boyfriend? He'd be like, Offset. Offset for the Amigos. But he would just say that and we seen y'all in the city. Because I have a boyfriend and Charlamagne would always, and they'd be like, who's Angela's boyfriend? He'd be like, Offset from Amigo.

But he would just say that and I don't know why. And then I met him the other day and I was like, I'm sorry about the rumors. I don't know why he says that. That's all.

What was that, the Bushimi thing? There you go, Offset. There you go. You bought her something? You spent the bag on her? No. I'm going to have to run up

on her real quick and see what's going on. How you doing? See what's going on. Okay. Yeah, no, I had to apologize because you don't know where somebody sits you

and you're just throwing out rumors. I ain't got no situation. He said, I ain't got no situation. Right, right. Now, one of the illest things I saw y'all do was when Offset was locked up. Y'all said y'all used to put money away

for Offset. When y'all do a show, y'all would take his third and just put it away. Yeah, I come home loaded. Ooh. That way. Every time. A lot of come home loaded. Ooh. That way. Every time.

A lot of people wouldn't do that. That's how you know there's a lot of loyalty in the group. A lot of people ain't real, man. A lot of people ain't got no home team, no solid foundation. I ain't got nothing to worry about. Well, then I wouldn't feel like I had nothing to worry about. But you guys are all related to each other, like in real life? Yes.

Okay, so Quavo is... Wait, Quavo is Takeoff's uncle? Is that really true? Yeah. Yep. How'd that happen? You guys are cousins? Yeah.

What you mean? What a talented family. Y'all look like y'all the same age. I'm going to have my mama's on me. That's right. That's how it happened. How much did the price go up after Donald Glover shot a shot of y'all out at the Golden Globe? About 150%.

When y'all recorded that song, did y'all know? Did y'all have any idea? Knew it. Knew it immediately. Knew how it was. When he brought it, when Arsett brought it to me and played it, we was on the road. Fire.

And he played it on the sprinter. And as soon as I played, I played it about like five, six times. It was just his hook and the verse. And I had to come back home and get on the A-side because it was too crazy. Now, were you in a drop top and it started raining or something off it? No, I was at the house.

I was just recording. Just, I heard that beat. See that part when I do the woo-woo? When I do that part, I said that because when I was about to record my verse, when I heard the, when the beat dropped, I didn't even know what to say. That just came out like originally.

And I was like, ooh. I paused and I was like, man, this beat so hard. But then when I played it back and I heard the beat drop, I didn't know what to say. That just came out originally. And I was like, ooh. I paused and I was like, man, this beat's so hard. But then when I played it back and I heard it, I said, oh, now I'm going to kick that. So, yeah. You're not on it, right, Takeoff? No, he ain't on it. Why you missed it? Hey, man, you know, we'll be working, man.

We'll be busy, man. You still get the check, though. Yeah, you know what I'm saying? I got something coming up. All right, we got more with the Migos coming up. Keep it locked. It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning.

We are the Breakfast Club. Migos are in the building. Now, the name of the album is Culture. Culture. Why the name of Culture? Yeah. Why Culture? Because we need the word to respect this.

I ain't never seen nobody make these many hits and not get notified for it and change the game the way we did and bring the flow to the game the way we did and not get, you know what I'm saying, noticed for it. Like the big way, you get what I'm saying? Like the real system way. So I feel like us coming out, saying the culture, it just made everybody look and be like, man, what are these young guys talking about? And then at the same time, we write,

but then there's some boldness on it. So I feel like we just stand on our toes and we the culture, we brought so much to the game. I think one reason y'all don't get the recognition is because y'all a group, though. And they ain't seen a group in a minute. But you got to understand, all the hip-hop came from groups,

you know what I'm saying? A lot of artists came out of groups. So you can't, which again, like how can people get lost on just a solo artist? And then when you're a solo artist, you got a whole team behind you anyway. So it should be some recognition when you're a solo artist, period. It ain't just like you just doing your own thing. I think a lot of the people didn't respect it at first. They considered it, what am I, the word I'm looking for,

they considered it not mumble rap, but like, that real hip hop, that real hip hop. Y'all get that a lot? It's not real. I think they were saying the mumbling

because the flow was so advanced, they really weren't with it. They don't understand it. I don't think we ever got caught up in the mumble rap,

though. Ain't nobody, I don't think nobody ever said Migos was a mumble rapper because you can really hear everything we're saying. Dead serious. No, that's true because I don't try to ever said Migos was a mamba rapper because you can really hear everything we're saying. Dead serious. No, that's true because I don't try to use one of your words on Scrabble.

What word? Discriminize. Discriminize. D-E-S-C-R-I-M-I-N-I-Z-E. Anyway, it would be D-I-S. Well, I tried it. Discriminize. Anyway, so.

Now, to be on the show Atlanta, were you guys already cool with Donald Glover? Yeah. He reached out to us to get on the show. We thought it was a great idea to do it. And we did. We killed it. Yeah. By the way, that show is incredible.

I'm sure y'all have been watching all of those episodes. Oh, yeah. I watched all the episodes. It's crazy. Now, last time Drama was here, Quavo, I saw you tweeting at him. You had some words for him. Yeah, man. I just had to let was here, Quavo, I saw you tweeting at him. You had some words for him. Yeah, man. I just had to let him know, man, we the culture.

You can't speak on it without having the Migos in it. I think he mentioned Atlanta and how Atlanta's popular. He mentioned a lot of artists. He didn't say the Migos. Yeah, and that's one of the main parts about this album, too. I mean, the title of this album, it was just too much going on. It was like too many people going crazy,, it was just too much going on. It was like too many people going crazy, and it was just too many heads spinning.

We had to control. I feel like we're coming in the era right now. We're coming in the game and in the time to control what we started and control the culture. How do you stay out of the way of beef? Because Soulja Boy has some words for you. F*** that n***a. Okay. Just thank and pray and stay out of the way of beef? Because Soulja Boy has some words for you. F*** that n***a. Okay.

Just thanking prayers. Stay out of the way. We being a real band, man. We ain't hurting over there. Now, how y'all going to return the favor to Donald Glover? Y'all sent him anything? Oh, yeah. We working on our own movie, man.

We got to get my boy to star in it. And who was the first one that initiated, like, yo, we should form a group? I feel like it wasn't even a group because we all just brothers, and we all just used to throw up Migos, so it was just a family thing at first. But when we just started dropping music, we just couldn't resist hopping on each other's songs. How did it evolve from the Polo Club to the Migos? We grew up.

When the Polos ran our style. Yeah. We started wearing polos and the Levi's and the Truths, so it was like, okay, it's time to get right. Albums out right now.

Make sure you pick it up. It's called Culture. That way. You dig? Yeah. It's going number one. It's the Migos. I saw the snippet

of Kelly Price online, too. And I was, because the first thing I thought when I saw that, I was like, a song about Kelly Price? What could this be about? Make it sound like Kelly Price, baby. Sound like Kelly Price.

You and me. It's the Breakfast Club. It's Migos. Black Beatles. Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy, Angela Yee, Charlamagne Tha God. We are The Breakfast Club. Listen, please stop tweeting us about D'Amigo's interview.

We know D'Amigo's horrible interview. Don't give great interviews. Okay. Great guys make great music. They just, you know. A lot of girls are hitting me up. Some people ain't good interviewers. A lot of girls are hitting me up like, yo, what's up with Quavo?

Tell Quavo I said what's good. Tell him to holler? Yeah, a lot of people. A lot of women. But go by culture. yo, what's up with Quavo? Tell Quavo I said what's good. Something to holler? Yeah, a lot of people. A lot of women. But go by a coach. They speak through their music. Absolutely. Yes.

Let's get to the rumors. Let's talk Drizzy. Listen up. It's just in. All the gossip. Gossip. The rumor report. Gossip.

Gossip. With Angela Yee. It's the rumor report. The Breakfast Club. Well, Drake just did an interview on an episode of CalCast. It's a podcast that's hosted by John Calipari, who's the head coach at the University of Kentucky's men's basketball team. And in this conversation, he discusses a lot of different things.

He talks about something new that he's doing. I didn't even know they were about to have an NBA awards show. And, of course, Drake is involved. Here's what he said. In light of the ESPYs I don't even know if I'm like allowed to say this yet we'll find out but I'll say it anyway I'm actually producing and hosting the first annual NBA awards this year yeah which I yeah I pray that you can come to because it's only right but yeah so first annual NBA awards and I get to take the reins on it which you know usually award shows sometimes are a bit, you know,

restricted, but they let me do a lot at the ESPY. So we'll just expand on that concept. That could be cool. Yeah, NBA award show. The best breaking somebody's ankles. I thought he was talking about that little BS fashion show they did that year. Remember they did that fashion show? Oh, no, that was horrible.

They had all them dudes ripping the runway. No, that was horrible. It's an NBA award show. It's not a fashion show. You don't remember when they did that for the Remember they did that fashion show and they had all them dudes ripping the runway? No, that was horrible. It's an NBA award show. It's not a fashion show. You remember when they did that for the NBA though? They did All-Star Weekend. They had them guys ripping the runway. Ripping the runway. They could do like the community service who does the best. White camera guy worked at that. Do you want to be part of the show, Steve?

No, Steve. Alright, white man. Damn, Steve. Put the camera on yourself then. Alright, now let's discuss. That's so crazy, man. I worked that. Just yelling in the background. I worked that.

I worked that. I worked that. Somebody's got to get the coffee. All right. Now he also talks about Aaliyah and how much of an influence Aaliyah was with him. I'm obviously a huge Aaliyah fan. She's part of the reason why I decided to sing and rap, you know, stemming from a conversation I had with my dad about how Aaliyah as a woman can make music that you don't necessarily

feel self-conscious to listening as a man. And Aaliyah just kind of blurred that line. And I tried to do the same thing from a male perspective where I would make music for women to listen to, but guys wouldn't feel uncomfortable playing it. I think if I could work with anybody and it would sound the way I picture it, it would probably be Aaliyah. Let me ask you this. Do guys think about that, that you can't listen to women's music without being a feeling?

No. Not listen to it. I can definitely listen to it, but, you know, you can't be in the club and that little Kim come on and you'd be like, I used to be scared of it. Now I throw lips to it. But who wrote that? You think to it. But, you know, you can't be in the club and that little Kim come on and you'd be like, I used to be scared of it. Now I throw lips to it. But who wrote that? You think about it.

Biggie. Exactly. You could bob your head to it, though. Yeah, I always say that I like, like, you can rap along. Wow, you're going to bob your head on it? You can rap to Remy Martin's lyrics. Now I bob my head to this. You could rap to the Diamond and Princess from Crime Mob.

You know what I'm saying? You could. If you buck. Who else? What the... You could rap to the Diamond and Princess from Crime Mob. You know what I'm saying? You could... If you buck. Who else? What other? You could rap to MC Lyte. Or Love on Top by Beyonce. Foxy Brown. Certain Foxy records. Nicki Minaj. Yeah. Certain Nicki records. Yeah. A little Kim. Certain little Kim records. But when they start talking about slobbing on knobs and all kinds of stuff,

you just gotta, you know, watch your rhetoric. That's all. Yep. Just don't. Just change the lyrics. Okay. All right. So Drake also talked about his playlist collaboration that he's doing with Apple, his More Life project. He said it's more like a mixtape. He said it's a body of work that he's creating to bridge the gap between his major releases.

A lot of different things he talks about on that podcast. I want to know why Drake gets paid, Nicki Minaj gets paid, but Lil Wayne doesn't get paid. Who say Drake and Nicki getting paid? Okay, never mind. You're right. Yeah, we don't know if they're getting money from the label. I guess you're right.

They keep putting music out, but I guess they just don't care because they keep releasing records. I don't know. They also probably have alternative ways of getting money too. Okay. Because the more music you put out, the more you can tour and do other things. The more you're relevant, right. Collaborations with other artists

and, you know, that might help too rather than just your own solo album on your label. All right, Chris Brown, somehow, someway, his Lamborghini Aventador was destroyed.

We don't know what happened, but they were saying that that car, which retails for, and you can help me out here, between $400,000 and $500,000. between $400,000 and $500,000? About $400,000, $500,000. Yes, it was wrecked, and police have no idea who drove the car,

how the accident happened. They said the Lamborghini is registered to Chris Brown, though, and so they don't know if he was the one driving it, but it was just left there, wrecked in the middle of the highway. The only reason you leave that is if you were drinking or something was bad and you had to get out of Dodge. That's the only reason you're going to leave a car like that. Yeah, so we don't know what happened, but they said it was a single car wreck.

Nothing was damaged, so it's not a high priority for them to investigate and find out what happened. Cool. You know. All right, Khloe Kardashian, according to reports, is very jealous because Tristan Thompson just had a son with his ex-girlfriend, and she's broken down over it. Tristan's been doing everything he can to just convince her that he's not attached to the mother. And she just can't deal. Because, you know, Khloe Kardashian's been trying to have a child and get pregnant for quite some time now.

And she's been vocal about that. And so even though she wants to be a mom very badly, it's difficult to have her man have his own child. That, by the way, he had while he's been with her. So that's part of their issue right now. Time for Chloe to move on. She's a journeyman. You know what I'm saying? Consistent power forward. She'll give you

nine points, eight rebounds, but she never stays committed to one team. Okay? Time for her to move on. That's all. That's it. Alright, well I'm Angela Yee and that is your Rumor Report. Alright. That's all. That's it. All right, well, I'm Angela Yee, and that is your rumor report. All right. I'm in the face and it's just not the same. It's time for Donkey of the Day. Donkeys of the Day, I'm a Democrat, so being Donkey of the Day is a little bit of a mixed

one. So like a donkey. Keyhole. Donkey of the Day. The Breakfast Club, bitches. Now, I've been called a lot in my 23 years, but Donkey of the Day. The Breakfast Club, bitches. Now, I've been called a lot in my 23 years, but Donkey of the Day is a new one. Donkey of the Day for Friday, January 27th goes to 18-year-old Sky Juliet Samuel. Now, according to the Columbia Commercial Dispatch, Sky is a disgusting human being.

A filthy, filthy, filthy individual. And people like her are one of the main reasons. I don't eat at fast food restaurants, okay? Not too often. I don't think at all, actually. Now, I'm here to tell you on this fine Friday that police issued an arrest warrant last week for Sky. She was working at a Jack's Family restaurant on January 7th

and decided to do this dastardly deed. Let's go to WTVA for the report. Authorities are looking into whether an employee at a Mississippi fast food restaurant served food that had been purposefully tainted with her menstrual blood. Police in Columbus, Mississippi say the incident happened at this Jack's restaurant. Police issued a warrant for the arrest of Sky Juliet Samuel, 18 years old, who allegedly served that tainted food. Samuel turned herself in to police on Monday morning. She's being held on a $5,000 bond, accused of putting bodily fluids on food.

And we can tell you that the state and that company are now investigating. Mm-mm-mm. Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm. Let me get a bite of that period, Patty. Yeah. I'll have a menstrual cycle with cheese, please. Hold the pickles. I wonder how much that sauce is going for on eBay. Okay.

Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you wanted your burger rare. Now, I know, I know, I know some of y'all in the drive-thru of a fast food restaurant right now, rethinking your decision. Some of y'all just, just, just bit into a chicken, egg, and cheese biscuit, okay? And if you're in a fast food restaurant right now and you walk out, I don't blame you because misery loves company. And this thing about fast food restaurants, a lot of people working there don't want to be there.

So they don't go to that job with enthusiasm. They don't go there to spread joy because that's not what they're feeling in their spirit. And in their spirit, they are upset, okay? Their energy is bad. And I tell you all the time, the law of energy is energy is never lost or destroyed. It's merely transferred from one party to the next. And that's what young Sky did.

She was upset about something, angry over something, mad at the world. And people like that can't work at fast food restaurants. It is known all across the globe that the best fast food restaurant workers are at Chick-fil-A. Drop one of the clues bombs for Chick-fil-A. Drop one of the clues bombs for Chick-fil-A workers, okay? They are angels sent from the heavens above. I don't know what kind of training they have to go through at Chick-fil-A, but all fast food restaurant

workers need to go there. Chick-fil-A workers will all have great karma come back to them for the way they make all of us feel. They make us feel special when we come there. This young lady's guy is going to have the exact opposite of that, okay? She's going to have bad karma for a long time because of this situation. It haunts you forever, okay?

I know. You know how I know? Because I got a homeboy. His name is Wax, okay? He used to work at a fast food restaurant, and he would rub silverware all over his penis, okay? Why? Because he was upset he had to work there.

So now, years later, whenever we go to a restaurant, he orders and gets plastic utensils because he's afraid of his own karma. That is disgusting. I didn't know that's why he does that. Yes, that's exactly why he does that. That's disgusting. Think a man sitting there struggling with a plastic knife and a fork to eat a steak? I thought it was because he was in jail or something.

No, he's afraid of his own karma. Okay? I used to work at Taco Bell. Got fired after two weeks. All right? Sleuth to my sister Teresa. She was the manager there. She had to fire me.

It happens. Love you, sis. When I used to work there, when I would make people's tacos and burritos, I would make sure I washed my hands. There you go. I wouldn't even think of spitting in their Bell Grande. That's disgusting. Okay?

I work in a juice bar, and I wash my hands before I even put the gloves on every single time. You got to shut up if you want good karma. Goodness gracious, that's disgusting. Okay? I work in a juice bar, and I wash my hands before I even put the gloves on every single time. You got to shut up if you want good karma. Goodness gracious, that's disgusting. I would never think of putting boogers in somebody's chicken fiesta taco salad, okay? Simply because I don't want to be ducking my own karma my whole life. Sky, I don't know where you're eligible to work after this, okay? You need to go to college and get you an education,

because this is by far one of the worst things to ever have to write on a job application. Have you ever been convicted or arrested of a crime? If so, what? Yes, I got arrested for putting period blood on people's burgers. If your mouth is watering right now, it's because you give your woman oral stimulation when she's on her period, but that's another story. Please give Skye Samuels the biggest yell.

That's disgusting now i'm gonna play white devil's advocate for one second all right here you go okay i judge people by their motives not their actions yes sky put period blood on the burger but what could have caused that what motivated her to do that is she just a nasty little dirt bag or was she pushed to have to do this because she encountered someone like this at the drive-thru? Girl! Hello? Hello? Hello? Why are you screaming?

Because I'm saying hello. Okay, but you come to the window like, girl. Well, then that ain't disrespectful because I ain't even cursed. Ain't no anyway. Yo, for one, you have to see me when you come to the window, so you better have the same energy.

Oh, I got your energy. I got your energy right here in this tampon, okay? All the energy you want is right here in this menstrual cup I wore today, okay? I got your energy, B. Dead ass, I got your energy, okay? I wore today. Okay? I got your energy. B. Dead ass, I got your energy. Okay? I got your energy right here. Alright? Alright. You good? And I've had it for the

past four days. You done? And I'm still a heavy day. But I got your energy right here. Okay. Okay? Why you clapping your hands like that? Goodness gracious. Alright. Thank you for that dog here today. If you see Charlamagne, put a little extra special sauce on his food. I don't go to fast food restaurants. The only fast food restaurant

you might catch me in is Chick-fil-A. A little Polynesian. Maybe a Waffle House if I'm down home, if I'm home in South Carolina. All right. A little Polynesian. Wait, hold on. He's not going to know no better.

Let me tell him. So talk for a second. What? Why won't I know any better? Not you. I'm talking about the board ops. No, no, don't whisper to him. Talk out loud.

We are all a family here. Everybody that listens to us is a family. We got new talking about the board ops. No, don't whisper to him. Talk out loud. We are all a family here. Everybody that listens to us is a family. We got new producers, new board ops. We trying to coach them through what we about to do. All right. You know it's Friday, so it's Freaky Friday. What music do we play for Freaky Friday? You got that?

He's pulling it up. I was trying to tell you it alone. Even though Amizi has worked here for six years. You got to go into the beds. Petey Pablo, Freak-A-League, man. You got to go into the beds and Petey Pablo, Freak-A-Leak, man. You got to go into the beds and pull an instrumental. Sloot to Petey Pablo. I would ask him to drop one of Clues' bombs on Petey Pablo,

but he can't do two things at once. Oh! You better have that same energy looking for that Petey Pablo, Freak-A-Leak record. Okay? You're going to have to go to the beds where the instrumentals are, man. It's usually on the button bar. It's usually on the button bar. It's not on the button bar. It's on the...

Well, it's Friday, so you know what that means. It's Freaky, Freaky, Freaky Friday! Usually Petey Pablo would fall right there, and then we'd be like, all right, well, we're talking... Yes, we are. ...touchless orgasms. Oh, the reason we're doing this is we had the Punani poets up here the other day, and I went on Instagram Live, and Charlamagne laid on the the ground and he was trying to have a touchless orgasm.

Let you know right now, touchless poom poom is absolute trash. Okay, so if you ever vote, you can see Charlamagne laying on the ground trying to have a touchless orgasm. Touchless poom poom is trash. But there are definitely people who have had touchless orgasms. Now, we're not talking about wet dreams, or can we talk wet dreams? Because I think everybody's had a wet dream. That's kind of like a touchless orgasm. Yeah, I would think that's a touchless orgasm.

Well, that's not what the definition of what this is supposed to be. It's like when you're with your partner. Right. And you can have an orgasm without touching each other. All right. 800-585-1051. Have you ever had a touchless orgasm, meaning you and your partner, you let one go, and there it goes.

You got it. There you go. Pay it. There you go. Touchless orgasm, 800-585-1051. You with your partner, y'all just looking at each other, and all of a sudden it's... I don't think you just look at each other.

You got to... What fake-ass Johnny sudden I don't think you just look at each other you gotta what fake ass Johnny Gill ad-lib did you just do? I thought you were about to sing my my my that was Twisted Kanye West Overnight Celebrity

morning everybody it's DJ Envy Angela Yee Charlamagne Tha God we are The Breakfast Club it's Friday so you know what that means. It's Freaky, Freaky, Freaky Friday.

And today's Freaky, Freaky, Freaky Friday question is touchless orgasm. Have you ever experienced an orgasm without being touched by yourself or your partner? That is the question. Me, I haven't. I have five kids. I'm so surprised that you haven't done that. I have five kids, so all my orgasm, all my fluids go right in my wife. All right, then.

I mean, I'm being honest. I got five kids. Hey, gear girl. Morning, babes. What about you, Charlemagne? I've absolutely positively never had. How was it since you were getting a demonstration in here? I told you the touchless porn porn was trash.

But I'm saying, all right, did you feel anything? No. Did you feel like if you could concentrate? I felt nothing. It was trash. It was garbage. It wasn't worth my time. Would you try it feel anything? No. Did you feel like if you could concentrate? I felt nothing. It was trash. It was garbage. It wasn't worth my time. Would you try it at home?

No. It's whack. Do you guys meditate? No, I don't meditate. I mean, I meditate, but not together. Listen, I've never had a touchless orgasm ever. I mean, the only thing I've ever remotely had close to having a touchless orgasm was what we would call a wet dream.

Wet dream, yeah. What about you, Yee? I've never had an orgasm. You've never had an orgasm? No, not from like a touchless orgasm was what we would call a wet dream. Wet dream, yeah. What about you, Yee? I've never had an orgasm. You've never had an orgasm? No, not from like a touchless orgasm. Oh, I was about to say. I was about to say. No one.

Wow. Wow. This is really lonely. No, no, I've never had an actual orgasm, not touching each other. But I think you can get very turned on if you're in the same room and you can meditate together And concentrate Yeah but that's Have conversation I think it could happen though Yeah that's my sex Cause I mean

It could happen Most great sex is mental But I mean A touchless orgasm Look I'm a cancer And as a cancer man I am very intimate I'm very emotional

I'm very sensitive I actually laid in the bed Last night and cried While Can You Stand In The Rain was playing Because I was just so touched By the new edition movie So I like to touch

And I need physical stimulation As well as new edition movie. So I like to touch, and I need physical stimulation as well as emotional and mental stimulation. So I don't think a touchless orgasm would ever be possible for me. It's called verbal intercourse. That's actually a Ray Kwan record. I know. Featuring that and Ghostface. Everything goes back to Wu-Tang.

Yes, it does. But I'm just saying, though, it could happen. You could see it happening because you can get so turned on just by conversation and sitting in the room with somebody. With your wife, Ambie, you don't think y'all could try that and make it happen? But the problem with that is I don't want to wait. But that actually might turn you on even more. Nah.

You know what? That's why most pastors get the most poom-poom and the most boy butt in the church. Why? Because their talk game is so good. So they take you in the back and they be counseling you, and whether you a man or woman, you want to submit to them. Oh.

You know what I'm saying? Bishop Eddie Long dead now because he got a good conversation game. I don't know, but I think y'all could do it. I'll try. And I think it could work.

I'm going to try with my wife tonight. I don't know how well it works. I thought you were going to say you were going to try with the pastor. Tonight. Hello, who's this?

This is Bethany. Hey, Bethany. You ever had a touchless orgasm? Yes, I have had a touchless orgasm before. Actually, when I first started dating my girlfriend, oh, my God. I never had that happen before. It's like she would talk to me and touch me, and I would just go crazy. And I would literally, like, she didn't have to, like, stimulate me.

You know what I mean? Mentally. Yeah, she didn't have to stimulate me at all. Her tongue counts as a touch. Just because she didn't touch you with her hands and she put her tongue on you, it still counts as a touch. It's not a hand or a tongue, nothing, like, literally. What should she be saying to you? her hands and she put her tongue on you, it still counts as a touch. It's not a hand or a tongue. Nothing.

Like, literally. What should she be saying to you? Tell us what she says to you. No, I'm not going to do this. Come on. Put your sexy voice. Tell us what she said to you. Give us touches or a gas.

Tell us what she said to you. She said, oh, I like the smell. Come on. We're closing our eyes. Go ahead. Oh, I like that salmony smell. It's just like sweet nothing. Go ahead.

Go ahead. No. Come on. we're concentrating. We need you to work with us. No. She would just tell me like how pretty I was and how bad she wanted me.

You know, stuff like that. Yeah, a bunch of alternative facts. I got you. Stop it. I got you. Hello, who's this? It's Joshua. Joshua, you ever had

a touchless orgasm? Yeah, I did. You want to tell us about it or what is the guess, bro? Yeah, I did. So it was one time I was chilling with my

girlfriend and she was looking at me all seductive and it just happened right there, bro. You were just looking at her? I ain't gonna lie, that

sounds kind of lame, though. Yeah, I don't know. She just looked at you? Yeah, bro. I couldn't help it. I can't do that at my age. He does that.

Because if I have a touchless orgasm like that, if I just look at my wife and I bust off, that's it. We're done for now. It's a day to go. We're done. We're done. All I got is one. He's snoring.

See you tomorrow. 800-585-1051. We're talking touchless orgasm. Call us now. It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning. That was Riri with Needed Me. Good morning, everybody.

It's DJ Envy, Angela Yee, Charlamagne Tha God. It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning. That was Riri with Needed Me. Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy, Angela Yee, Charlamagne Tha God. We are the Breakfast Club. It's Friday, so you know what that means. It's Freaky, Freaky, Freaky Friday. And we're talking touchless orgasms. We're asking, have you ever had one? Now, I've never had one. Charlamagne has never had one.

Yee almost had one. Yeah, I think I definitely could do it. You think so? If I wanted to. Listen, man, I'm a cancer. So with all my cancers out there, you know our astrological sign are intimate human beings, okay? We need mental stimulation, but we need physical stimulation,

spiritual stimulation, and emotional stimulation, okay? Ain't no way in hell I'm busting off without somebody touching me. That's not true, because you have wet dreams. Yeah, but that's ghosts having sex with you in your sleep. That's poltergeist. You don't think you can use your imagination to have an orgasm just by thinking about something? No. It ain't happening. I don't know.

I mean, without touching? Nah. It ain't happening. I don't think so. Not for me. I'll definitely do it. I'm going to do it this weekend. Alright. Hello, who's this? Yeah, this is Aaron. I'm calling from Columbia, South Carolina. Hey, what's up, bro? 803, what's happening? What's going on, y'all? Now, you ever had a touchless orgasm?

No, because I don't think that's possible. Because, for one, I don't think you live life like you in an American pop movie, nor is this Demolition Man. Okay, thank you for the old references. Definitely don't remember Demolition Man. Could you school me on the game? Yeah, if you remember Demolition Man, when I was the best alone first guy,

I did him and Sandra Bullock went back to his place. They put them things on their head that basically it was like a virtual reality. Oh, got you. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was the only way you could do it. I don't think it's possible you got to have a touchless orgasm, man. It don't seem right.

Yeah, but people do it all the time, so it's possible. That's like when they tell you you got a touchless car wash. No, it's not the same thing. It's brushless. No, and you got touchless car washes, too. It's not the same thing. No, there's no thing that's touchless. They do have that.

That's what I'm trying to tell y'all, but they call them touchless car washes. Whatever. Hello, who's this? My name. I'd rather not get my name, actually. Okay. Girl, I hope you had a touchless orgasm. I have, actually. Tell us about it I hope you had a touchless orgasm. I have actually.

Tell us about it. Walk us through it, please. It was with a girl, another girl, and I was performing oral on her, but she wasn't touching me. So I would consider that a touchless orgasm. It happened twice. It happened twice

in the same situation. So you were so turned on by turning her on? Yes. Okay. I think we can take that as one. Yeah, I think that. I mean, you're both not supposed to be. There was still some touching involved, though.

Yeah, you're not supposed to be touching each other. Hello, who's this? Yo, what's up? This is King Lamar from Jersey. What's up, bro? What up? Hey, you asked me. I just found something funny coming from me.

What? Yeah, listen, listen. Lamar, have you ever had a touchless orgasm? Not really, but what I'm saying is like, all right, because I'm kind of like gay, so when me and my partner... Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa, whoa.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. How are you kind of like gay? Yeah, yeah, what do you mean kind of? Are you gay? It's like, listen, it's like this. I like guys, but I'm not really gay like that because, you know. Bro, you gay.

Stop it. Why are you guys sexual? Listen, I don't like chicks at all. So you're gay. Gay. All right, tell us your story, bro. And there's nothing wrong with that. You're not kind of like gay.

I don't care. Everybody knows. My Facebook is lit. But listen. There you go. Your Facebook status is complicated. All right, so when you have like, when I be smashing my boy out, right?

I love it. Keep going. I be hitting him with like the right stroke. Okay. He has a, like his penis would start like shooting like an 8K without me touching it. The Draco? Draco. Yeah, but you're penetrating him.

You're smashing. Well, yeah, but we're not touching his penis. Sir, sir, it's called the prostate. And in a man, the prostate. I know what it's called. I know what it's called. Yeah, prostate stimulation is causing him to orgasm. So that is not a touchless orgasm.

He knows better than you. He knows, Charlamagne, he knows. Listen, all I know is that I ain't touching his pants, and he ain't touching it. And that's fine. You touching that prostate, though. But you guys are having sex. We're talking about time that you're not touching. Hey, listen.

I don't know how you have a touchless orgasm, but I know how I can make it work like that. No, man. You're hitting his prostate. Prostate is a man's G-spot. Listen, I know what I'm hitting, baby. That's what I do it for. All right. Get me his number.

I need to talk to him on the regular on this damn radio. What's your name, sir? No, he did not try to take your man. I think he's flirting with you. What's your name? Now, my name is King Lamar. You can find me on Facebook. I'll get it in.

But I'm not giving out my real name because people like to find people's jobs. Now, hold on, hold on, hold on. We're going to put you on hold. Charlamagne wants to speak to you later tonight. We need to have him calling into the show more often. You about to be a regular member of the Breakfast Club.

He wants to talk to you off air. King Gekko. That's what we're going to call him from now on. King Gekko. King Gekko. King Gekko. What's the moral of the story, guys?

He got the trickle penis. The moral of the story is life is too short not to orgasm every day. That's the moral of the story. And you may not eat pork but a pig orgasms for 30 minutes. As this is Charlamagne the Godfather. And loyalty and orgasms. That's the moral of the story. And you may not eat pork but a pig orgasms for 30 minutes. This is Charlamagne

the God front effect. And loyalty and orgasms. That's all people want. Alright, is that it? Is that it? Yes. We got rumors coming up. Yes, we're going to talk

about Paula Patton versus Robin Thicke. It looks like it's getting really, really ugly right now and I feel kind of bad for them. They have a young child. Alright, we'll get into that when we come back.

Keep it locked. This is The Breakfast Club. Good morning. Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy, Angela Yee, Charlam keep it locked. This is The Breakfast Club. Good morning. Good morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy, Angela Yee, Charlamagne Tha God. We are The Breakfast Club. Let's get to the rumors. We're talking Chief Keef.

This is The Rumor Report with Angela Yee. Rumor has it. Rumor, rumor, rumor. On The Breakfast Club. So listen up. Knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock. Well, Chief Keef has been arrested, according to reports, for robbery and assault. Now, there was a story about him and five of his friends jumping his former music producer, Ramsey the Great.

Well, Ramsey is also speaking out. Here's what he said. Look at what I'm doing, man. I took another route. I'm a young black man from Chicago who decided to stop the cycle. Maybe there's next generation to look at me like, damn, we don't got to go shoot back. We could stop the cycle just right here. If y'all don't get what I'm doing, then y'all not looking out for y'all community.

Y'all don't even understand. Half of the people commenting saying I'm a rat, I'm a snitch, all this. I broke the code. Y'all lost in the system, man. I wish I would explain to people why I called the police on somebody after they put their hands on me. Showed up at my house with AK-47s.

I wish I would have to explain to y'all why I got to call the police on these crazy little Negroes. Please. There was a pickup truck outside my gate. I called 911 immediately. 911, what's your emergency? There's a truck outside my gate. I am a grown-ass, tax-paying citizen, father, husband of two. But some people are scared of repercussions, because now what?

You call the police again. What the hell you mean, now what? They trying to tell me. All right, Paula Patton. There's been all kinds of issues and back and forths between her and Robin Thicke as far as custody of their young son, Julian. Now, according to Paula Patton, she has sworn to a judge that Robin Thicke beat her during their marriage.

She is saying that she had to get a restraining order and that she and Robin got into a fight back in 2013 at the Cannes Film Festival. She said he hit her with a closed fist to her upper body and then pushed her onto the ground and threatened multiple times to bash her effing head in. She also said the straw that broke the camels back in their marriage happened back in February of 2013. She was filming Warcraft, and Robin and Julian, their son, came to stay with her.

And she said Robin Thicke was supposed to take care of him, but early in the morning he started screaming in front of them, and he wanted to effing sleep. Who do you effing think you are not letting me sleep? And she says he had a serious cocaine problem as well as being a cheater. She said that they were staying in a hotel in the second bedroom. When she fell asleep, he tried to have sex with another woman. So that's everything that she is claiming.

And I actually did. I just heard sex with another woman. That's what she's upset about? No, she said that he pushed it to the ground, beat her with a closed fist, threatened to bash her effing head in. Yeah, so the other woman shouldn't even matter. You can stop it, the domestic violence.

Right, so when I interviewed Paula Patton during the time when Warcraft came out, actually last year, she actually broke down during the interview. It seemed like she was going through a lot. Here's what happened. During this movie, I got separated from my husband. We're divorced now, but it's all good that's what life that's life that happens it's with all love but certainly i can't look back at this and not think that it was the time

to change my life because it did you know it's since then so much has happened but that will always be the thing that moment that you remember that the turning point happened. This is supposed to be a funny interview. It's my fault. I'm jet-lagged. I'm emotional. I really hope Robin Thicke ain't beating that woman. Well, he's not anymore now. I hope he hasn't.

Allegedly, yeah. Okay, because that's the last thing you want right now in this current climate that we're in. Robin Thicke will be reminded that he's white so fast and that he cannot put his hand on a black woman. Or on any woman. Or any woman. It shouldn't matter. But in this climate,

it'll be really, really bad for him. All right, blackest star. Sorry, I just choked. Why are you crying? What happened? I was drinking a smoothie. I choked a little. Something you want to tell us?

No. Blackest star Jennifer Lewis is saying that the guy who trained her actually ended up being her boyfriend and now she is saying that the guy who trained her actually ended up being her boyfriend. And now she's saying that the gym is responsible for him ripping her off for $50,000. She met him at L.A. Fitness Club in West Los Angeles. He was a manager. He worked the front desk. They got real cool with each other. They started flirting. He was training her at the gym.

Next thing you know, three months into the relationship, she's lending him money so he can do a movie that he said he was producing. She got game. OG got game. She said he's a con man and he actually served some time and LA Fitness should have known that and not hired him at all. Drop on the clues, mom, for Jennifer Lewis. She got game. I bet you he younger than her.

Flirting with her when she used to come there, telling her she still got it. You know what I'm saying? Gave the cougars some pee-pee. Listen, to add insult to injury, she can't even go to the gym anymore now because they won't let her come. They actually said that she confronted managers at the gym and they took their manager's side.

So no longer can even go to my gym. I can't even work out now. Why is she still in the gym? Because she got game, though. Because she's saying that he was a criminal and they should have investigated and not hired him. But that's not their fault. That's not their fault. He's a trainer. Exactly. She fell for the wrong person.

That's all. She gave him $50,000. Drop one of the glue bombs for him. That's not nice. After three months. And? That's not nice. That's crazy. Men is out here investing way more than that in the women early. I'm happy that young man got some get back. Yo, I got this movie I'm producing.

I'm trying to work the sound on a couple of other projects. I'm telling you how this played out. You should be used to that in Hollywood, too. Everybody got a movie they're producing. Everybody got a movie. I guarantee you he way younger than Jennifer, and he was blowing her back out, and she got caught up in his penis, and she was happy to hand over that $50,000. She's not happy now.

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