The Breakfast Club - From "Baby On Board" to Vick's Baby Brother
Episode Date: July 27, 2016WED 7/27 - DJ Envy tells Charlamagne a story about a lady who locked her baby in the car and called 911 instead of breaking the window. What would you have done? Meanwhile, Donkey of the Day goes to a... baby brother who got locked away somewhere else for his HEE-HAW tendencies: Mr. Marcus Vick aka Michael Vick's brother. You can't run from the police and you can't run from this slander either... Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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good morning USA Good morning, USA. a blur. The weekend, the weekend, we're halfway through the week, we should say. I definitely spent the majority of the day
yesterday resting.
Me too. Because I was stuck at the airport all
day Monday. And I told you I had
to take a car from Philly at around 11,
got back in Jersey
around 1.32. So you just chilled
out, relaxed. Yeah, because I had to get right back up at
4, come to do this thing
called the Breakfast Club. So all I did
yesterday was nothing.
I did the same thing.
I've been traveling a lot over the weekends.
Last weekend, I was in Houston for Trade Aid in Boston.
So yesterday, me and the wife went and got massages.
She got a pregnancy massage.
Okay.
And I got a regular massage.
Okay.
And it was just amazing.
It was one of those massages that you just wanted to sleep right there on the table.
Did you get a happy ending at the end?
Let's get right to it.
I did not get a happy ending.
Oh, but your wife did.
Wow.
Drop one of Clues Bomb's to Envy's wife.
That's amazing.
Don't, don't, don't.
I know you give yourself a happy ending after a massage.
Nah, that is one of my dreams to get a happy ending at the end of a massage.
That's something that's never happened to me.
But I always hear about it.
Do people that give you massages look good?
Does it matter?
Yes.
It's a happy ending.
First of all, I don't even know what the people who give me the massages look like.
You see them, but it's not like you're paying them any attention.
All you want them to do is have that good magic hand action, okay?
It doesn't matter what else they look like aesthetically.
Well, it was one of the best massages I had.
I would say right in front of the blind woman who gave me a massage.
Those two massages were probably the best.
Oh, I'm telling you, that had to be amazing.
Because the blind woman, her senses are just incredible.
That's right. So all she has to do is go off
the sense of touch. That's right. She tripped one time,
the blind woman, one time when she gave me a massage, but there was
somebody put a chair there, and the chair
wasn't supposed to be there, so she tripped. But other than that...
Why was it more than two people in the room?
I guess they, uh...
You know, they set up the room for her.
Oh, somebody took a picture of your ass, bro.
Nah.
That's what that sounded like to me.
You thought they were setting up the room.
Somebody took a picture of your ass
while you were under that table.
All right, well, let's get this show cracking.
Front page news.
He's not here.
No, but I'm sure we'll be talking about
the Democratic National Convention.
Watched that last night.
Mm-hmm.
Mr. Bill Clinton spoke.
It still kills me that you have all of these experienced, seasoned politicians
trying to convince us that they can run the country better than the star of Celebrity Apprentice.
Why are we even having this?
You're right.
Why are we even having this situation?
No clue whatsoever. He didn't go to school for it. I don't know if he ran for it in high school. Like, why are we even having this situation?
No clue whatsoever.
He didn't go to school for it.
I don't know if he ran for it in high school.
All of us can turn a blind eye.
No experience.
We can all turn a blind eye to the Constitution just this one time.
Let's just get it over with.
Like, why are we even playing with the fate of the free world?
Yeah, that's scary.
Front page news when we come back is, Riri, it's Needed Me.
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Let's get some front page news.
Now, let's talk about the Democratic Conventions yesterday.
Now, I didn't get a chance to watch it, but I heard Bill Clinton did his thing.
He had a very powerful speech.
Was that true?
Yes, he did.
Well, let's hear some of it.
How does this square with the things that you heard at the Republican Convention?
What's the difference in what I told you and what they said?
How do you square it? You can't. One is real. The other is made up. You just have to decide which is which,
my fellow Americans. The real one had done more positive change making before she was 30 than many public officials do in a lifetime in office. Well, if you win elections on the theory that government is always bad
and will mess up a two-car parade,
a real changemaker represents a real threat.
We don't even have a public official on the other side.
Donald Trump is not a public official.
That's what kills me about this Democratic National Convention.
In the past two days, we've seen Michelle Obama, Cory Booker, Bernie Sanders,
Elizabeth Warren. We've seen Michelle Obama, Cory Booker, Bernie Sanders, Elizabeth Warren.
We've seen Howard Dean, Bill Clinton.
We still got Barack Obama and Joe Biden that's going to speak.
All these experienced, seasoned politicians.
Right.
And we're freaking disputing whether or not they can run the country better than a reality show star?
Better than the star of Celebrity Apprentice?
I think that's some of the things that people believe. I think people actually believe
that since he's not a politician,
he's real.
He's going to spit the truth.
He's going to say
what's on his mind
and I don't know why
or how,
but people seem to like it.
It's like having a conversation
with LeBron James
and freaking Kim Kardashian
about basketball.
Like, who are you
going to listen to?
Of course not.
Like, seriously,
who are you going to listen to? Like, who are you going to listen to? You course not. Like, seriously, who are you going to listen to?
Like, who are you going to listen to?
You're going to listen to Kim Kardashian and tell you about basketball and the sport and
how she can play better than LeBron?
Are you going to listen to LeBron?
But, you know, people always...
Like, it's just that simple.
But they also say, oh, he's a businessman.
He's made billions of dollars.
He can get the country out of financial debt.
You know, he doesn't lie.
He's believable.
People actually...
That don't mean he should be president.
I agree with you. I agree with you.
I agree with you.
None of that qualify him to be president.
It irks me all the time.
I'm driving in the car and I see somebody with a Donald Trump bumper sticker.
It bothers me.
Oh, I already told you.
Donald Trump bumper stickers, to me, look like, you know, that's the new Confederate flag.
I'm from South Carolina.
So when I used to see the Confederate flag fly, the Confederate flag be on them big old camouflage trucks down there,
it's like the Trump sticker represents that for me.
Trump power for nearly a period.
When I see that, it looks like, you know, Confederate flag type stuff.
Now let's talk about an officer forced to keep quiet in the Sandra Bland case.
They're saying a Texas officer wanted to testify on Sandra Bland's behalf
but was threatened to stay silent.
They're saying that blue line that people have to stay behind,
and they say they better not cross.
They said actually kept this officer who witnessed the arrest.
He was threatened into silence.
That's what they're saying right now.
All right, well, God's going to put that on your heaven resume.
You know what I'm saying?
When you die and you get to that in Pearly Gates and, you know, you kept quiet.
When you knew something bad happened and somebody ended up,
you know,
dying because of it,
possibly murdered.
All right.
Now, you know,
the medical examiners
ruled her suspicious
death a suicide.
They said there's
dash cam footage
showing her being arrested
and mistreated
by the officer
who stopped her.
I just don't understand
how y'all sleep at night.
Like, I was watching
the Mothers of the Movement,
you know,
last night at the DNC.
You know,
it was like the Mothers of Trayvon Martin and Sandra Bland.
They all came up there speaking.
And I'm sitting there thinking to myself,
how can the law enforcement guys like George Zimmerman sleep at night?
There's one too many mothers on that stage.
How do y'all sleep at night?
That's what I wanted, though.
They voting for Trump.
That's how.
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Hey, yo, hey, yo, hey, yo.
Good morning.
This is Mad Rap.
I'm going to tell you why, man.
I'm going to tell you why I'm mad.
I'm mad because I hung out in the club last night, and there were so many good girls in
there.
Yo, for real, we don't need none of y'all good girls in the club.
We need loose girls. We need the club. We need loose girls.
We need drunk girls.
We need sloppy girls.
We need girls that just gonna call away.
We don't need none of y'all nice girls in there.
Go home.
Go away.
Talk about it, and tell me why you mad.
Breakfast Club, for real.
This is Ashley from L.A.
Ashley, tell them why you mad.
Charlamagne online?
Yeah.
Yeah, I work here.
Okay, damn.
All right.
So, look.
Basically, a little situation transpired between my homegirl and this homeboy I was talking to.
I wasn't even talking to him.
I was just talking to him as a friend.
You feel me?
I was in business.
Basically, he got in his feelings.
He starts saying, oh, like, you know, she think I like her.
Boom, boom, boom.
And it's just like, you feel me?
Like, if I want to f***, I want to f***.
Period.
Can I cuss on here? Watch it, just like You feel me Like if I want to F*** I want to f*** Period Can I cuss on here
Watch your mouth
You can't curse
Break this down for me
In 140 characters
What happened
What happened
You had sex with a guy
No I didn't have sex with him
He wanted to have sex with you
He was about to have sex with him
Yeah
But then he went on a date
With my homegirl's friend
You feel me
Oh
And then tried to play me out
To be a weirdo You feel me So what then tried to play me out to be a weirdo.
You feel me?
So what's the problem?
But the three shots don't lie.
Because he went on Twitter and went extra.
You feel me?
Oh, okay.
So you want to put him on blast now.
I think that you're...
Hell yeah.
And I'm drunk right now.
And I'm drunk right now too.
So I had like six drinks.
I'm cool.
Yeah, I think you're just upset that he took your friend's homegirl out and not you.
You got to let that...
Bro, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
You got to let that jealousy and envy leave your system.
It's not jealousy and envy, but it's like,
don't sit here and say, like, I'm weird,
but you are hitting me up.
You feel me?
It would be weird for you to put those screenshots out.
You'd just be proving them right, boo,
so you should just let it go.
Oh, no, I'm going to let it go.
Thank you, bro.
I appreciate you.
All right, baby.
Hello, who's this?
This is Isaiah calling from Hampton. Isaiah, what up?
7-5-7-8-0-4. Why you mad, bro?
Man, okay, so I'm here
at work, right? I'm cleaning the windows
and I go outside to wipe the windows
and the automatic doors close and lock
on me, right? Damn. And my
co-worker walked past and smiled. I'm pointing at the door
to tell her that I'm locked outside.
She waves and smiles and walks off.
I'm pointing to the door. I'm saying, open the door. I'm locked outside. She waves and smiles and walks off. I'm pointing
to the door. I'm saying, open the door. I'm locked
out. She laughs and walks off. Are you still
outside? No, I'm in now.
I was outside for like 15 minutes. You must look like
you don't belong there. Yeah, I know.
I'm living in that house. That's exactly what it is.
She's looking at you like, who is this negro?
It's crazy, man. Alright, thank you, bro.
All you gotta do is when you finally get in, just make sure you go
introduce yourself to her and say, hello, I work here.
Now, you know, yesterday when I was leaving the massage place,
this lady, she had a baby.
The baby must have been about four weeks old.
And she had a brand new Honda Accord.
And she got out the Honda Accord.
She went back to the trunk, pulled out the stroller.
She closed the door.
Now she went back to get the car.
The door was locked.
Okay.
And that was 95 degrees, a four-week-old baby.
She can't get back in the car.
Damn.
You talk about you see a mother struggle and a mother crying
and a mother going crazy.
Crazy.
Did you help her?
Well, I was on the phone, so when I got out the phone, she called 911.
I've never seen 911 come so fast in my life.
They came like they were raiding the place.
And I was telling my wife, I was like, you know what?
I would have just broke the window. I wouldn't have been able
to wait for them to jimmy that door. Word up.
95 degrees with your four-week-old baby in the car?
I definitely would have had to shatter the window. But they came out
and they opened that window in about
I would say about a minute, 32 minutes
and opened it up, but the baby was fine. A minute, 32 minutes?
A minute and 32 seconds, I should say.
How does that work? A minute and 32 seconds.
Is the baby alive?
That would be 33 minutes, sir. A minute, 32 minutes. Is the baby alive? The baby was alive. That would be 33 minutes, sir.
A minute, 32 minutes.
In 32 seconds, they opened the door, and the baby was fine.
But when the dude just told me he was locked out,
it just reminded me that I would have broke that window immediately.
But the cops came pretty fast.
I was actually very impressed.
When I say they came, they came very fast and got that door open.
So salute to that woman, man.
But tell them why you're mad.
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Good morning.
The Breakfast Club.
That was Drake Control.
Good morning, everybody.
It's DJ Envy, Angela Yee, Charlamagne Tha Guy.
We are The Breakfast Club.
That's right.
That's right.
Now, listen, the best part of the Democratic National Convention last night, not only was Bill Clinton's speech, it was the mothers of the movement.
Man, I'm telling you, I had tears in my eyes.
My eyes were watering.
Now, who spoke?
Which mother spoke?
The mother of Sandra Bland.
Sandra Bland.
Trayvon Martin's mother.
The mother of Jordan Davis.
They all spoke.
But Eric Garner's widow was there, if I'm not mistaken.
It was like about nine or ten women up there.
But it was one too many.
Right.
That was my problem.
I mean, I've seen a picture of them all up there.
I mean, they all lost somebody.
They all wanted to be part of the movement
and part of what was going on.
Yeah, unwilling participants in the movement,
as Trayvon Martin's mother put it last night.
But all I keep thinking about is,
how do these people sleep at night?
How does Darren Wilson sleep at night? How does George Zimmerman sleep at night? How does the guy who do these people sleep at night? How does Darren Wilson sleep at night?
How does George Zimmerman sleep at night?
How does the guy who killed Jordan Davis sleep at night?
Like, how does these cops that treated Sandra Bland in this horrible manner, like, how do you sleep at night?
They got to be haunted.
I'm from the country.
I remember my homeboy got killed.
God bless the dead.
Rest in peace to my man, Jarrell Garnett.
I remember his mother, Jimmy Sue, telling me, I pray every night that Jarrell Garnett I remember his mother Jimmy Sue telling me I pray every night
That Jarrell haunts that boy
The man that killed him
I pray every night
And that's how I feel
When I look through
The mothers up there
I pray every night
That Trayvon Martin
Haunts George Zimmerman
I pray every night
That Michael Brown
Haunts Darren Wilson
I pray that they haunt them
And drive them crazy
Until they do something
To themselves
I've been waiting for karma
For so long
I've been waiting for justice I've been waiting for karma for so long. I've been waiting for justice.
I've been waiting for something.
It always comes.
Listen, I don't care.
Karma might be 20 years from now.
It's going to come.
We all saw these OJ documentaries that happened this year.
Karma always comes back to you.
Yeah.
Period.
I don't give a damn.
The energy you put out into the world will always come back to you twofold.
Absolutely.
You get what you deserve, good or bad, in this world.
All right. Now, when we come back, we got some rumors. Basically, you don't know what the hell you're doing. I don You get what you deserve, good or bad, in this world. All right.
Now, when we come back, we got some rumors.
Basically, you don't know what the hell you're doing.
I don't know what we're talking about in a little bit,
but we're going to talk about something, and it's going to be good.
We'll figure it out.
Yeah, so keep it locked.
Don't go anywhere.
That's what blogs are for.
It's The Breakfast Club.
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Gossip.
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Now, Ms. Cleo was a Jamaican psychic.
When we were growing up, she was all over the TV.
You know, she had her 800 number that you can call and she can give you advice.
And then at the end of it, she'd be like, call me now.
Ms. Cleo was the original scammer.
Let's call it what it is.
She definitely was the original scammer.
Psychic on TV but couldn't tell you what the weather was going to be like tomorrow. Ms. Cleo was the original scammer. Let's call it what it is. Psychic on TV, but couldn't tell you what the weather was going to be like tomorrow.
Ms. Cleo was such a psychic, she had a party before she died yesterday.
Or whenever she died. When did she die?
She died yesterday at the age of 53.
She should have had a party last week and let everybody know,
hey, I'm out of here next week, y'all.
This is my going away party.
Let's listen to the audio.
Who asked you to go out of town, the stupid young one or the married one?
The married one.
That's what me thought.
That's what me thought. That's what me thought.
Don't go, you hear me?
And you know what?
You're not listening to me because I see you going.
I'm just telling you, I'm trying to help you to avoid the heartache.
Don't go blindly through life.
Let me use the power of the tarot to show you the way.
Call me now for your free reading.
Call me now.
Stop getting scammed by psychics like Ms. Cleo, man.
God bless her. She was very entertaining, but how you gonna ask me
a question, and then when I
answer the question, that's what me thought!
And you really, oh, you telling all your
friends, man, Ms. Cleo got the answers. Yeah,
because you gave them to her. Dumbass. Now, we
told you before, Training Day is coming to
television. It's not only a movie, now they're gonna
make it a sitcom. Training Day what? Training Day the movie.
The Denzel Washington movie? Yes. With Hoyt and Alonzo? Yes. How the hell they gonna make a movie, now they're going to make it a sitcom. Training Day the movie. Did Denzel watch the movie? Yes.
With Hoyt and Alonzo? Yes.
How the hell are they going to make a movie about Training Day when Alonzo died?
I don't know, but they're looking for Bloods
or Crips to actually be in it. They're looking
for gang members to be
in Training Day. I don't want to see a show about Hoyt.
I don't care about Hoyt's life after
Alonzo is dead. Hoyt wasn't the most
entertaining part of that movie. Alonzo was.
Well, if you're a gang member,
they're having
an open casting call.
I'm sure they don't want
the Bloods to go
the same day as the Crips,
so make sure you find out
which day they're doing both
because that could get discussed.
As soon as they put the Bloods
and the Crips together,
that's not going to be good.
I don't think the Bloods
and Crips tripping like that,
but let's go back
to the conversation
we was having yesterday
about why I would never
play a gay role
because I don't want
to take away those gay roles from gay actors.
So you don't want to play gang members because you can take a role?
That's great for them to actually call the actual gang members
because that gives the gang members a real job
and gets the gang members off the street
and gives them something positive to do.
That's great right there.
Drop on the clues bombs for that.
Go get the real gang members
and give the real gang members an opportunity to do something positive.
That's great.
You don't go get fake gang members to play them.
They're looking for gang member types.
So if you're a gang member type, Bloods or Crips, check that out.
A gang member type?
That's what they're saying.
All right, Bow Wow, this means you.
Okay?
Who else is a gang member type in the industry?
I think Chris Brown really might be out here bicking back being bull, though.
But all you gang member types in the industry that ain't really part of gangs,
but you're paying gang members, getting extorted for on. But all you gang member types in the industry that ain't really part of gangs, but you're paying gang members,
you know, getting extorted for protection.
God damn, you gang member types.
I spoke to Bow Wow a couple days ago, too.
He said he's going to come to the breakfast club
when he gets back in town.
He said he's going to pull up on you.
He ain't going to bick back be booed.
What?
Up here.
He's going to come to the breakfast club, Bow?
Yeah, he said he's going to come up here.
Now, also, Keisha Knight Pulliam,
she says Ed Hartwell is the father of her child, her unborn child,
and she's down to prove it.
She says she's completely 100% faithful to him,
and she's completely 100% sure that that is the baby daddy.
So it's not Tigger's like we might have said yesterday.
Tigger ain't answer the phone for us yesterday,
but we need to get to the bottom of this, okay?
Right, and that's the rumors.
No, no, no, let's not speed past that, all right?
We need to really know if Rudy Huxtable left Big Tigger for Ed Hartwell, okay?
I don't know.
That's what it seemed like.
Tigger didn't answer the phone yesterday.
We called Tigger three times yesterday.
He didn't answer the phone.
I wouldn't answer either.
Tigger used to work here.
He know that 105 number.
He know the number when it pops up?
Mm-hmm.
All right, we're going to try him again today, but that's the rumors.
Now, when we come back, we got some front-page news.
We'll tell you about the Democratic National Convention.
We'll also tell you about, what else did we talk about?
Let's talk about how you didn't help this woman when you saw her baby stuck in that car.
Okay?
A black man?
But let's talk about that.
Helping a white woman trying to open up a car door?
What's wrong with that?
Nip, nip, nip, nip, nip.
Jesus Christ, stop it.
We'll talk about it when we come back.
Keep it locked.
This is The Breakfast Club.
Good morning.
We're getting all these tweets.
People tweeting us saying that Miss Cleo wasn't even Jamaican.
Said she was fake Jamaican.
That don't surprise me.
I told y'all she was the original scammer.
So that's what scammers do.
Pretend to be other things and scam you.
Everything, her whole life was a scam.
God bless her.
She might not even really be dead, to be honest with you.
No, she dead.
I think she dead.
She might just want to put a GoFundMe link up.
Shut up, she dead.
A lot of people do that.
Fake their death and then a GoFundMe link to fund their funeral.
Then they take that little 15, 20 grand and pay off their bills.
Well, let's get in some front page news.
And then go die overseas somewhere.
Now, yesterday, of course, at Democratic Conventions, Bill Clinton spoke.
And I didn't see it.
You seen it.
You said he did pretty well.
I thought he did a great speech.
I mean, Bill Clinton always puts on good speeches. A little
long-winded. I mean, a lot of things that he said
in his speech, Hillary Clinton told us here
when she was on The Breakfast Club. Broke down
the whole proposal thing. Right. But Hillary
gave us the nice 140 character version.
Bill gave us the nice Lifetime
movie version. He kept going. Very long.
Let's listen. How does this square with
the things that you heard at the Republican
convention? What's the difference in what I told you and what they said?
How do you square it?
You can't.
One is real.
The other is made up.
You just have to decide which is which, my fellow American.
The real one had done more positive change making before she was 30 than many public officials do in a lifetime in office.
Well, if you win elections on the theory that government is always bad and will mess up a
two-car parade, a real change-maker represents a real threat. First of all, all that rhetoric is
cool, you know what I mean? But that rhetoric means nothing to me simply because I can't believe that
you have all of these seasoned, experienced, real politicians on the Democratic side.
And they're trying to convince us that they can run the country better than the star of Celebrity Apprentice.
They shouldn't even have to sell us on that.
That's number one.
But I did like the personal touches he was adding to that speech when he was talking about how he was trying to court Hillary and trying to get Hillary to marry him and things like that.
Because I think oftentimes we forget Hillary Clinton is a woman.
She's become like such a caricature of herself
that you forget that she actually is a mother and a grandmother and things like that.
Right.
We actually spoke to her about that when she was up here.
We asked him how he courted her and all that.
He was talking about the house that he bought and all that.
He told that same story last night.
Now, also, Trayvon Martin's mom spoke.
We have part of that speech as well.
Trayvon Martin's mom, Sandra Bland's mom, mother of Jordan Davis.
I am an unwilling participant in this movement.
But I am here today for my son, Trayvon Martin, who is in heaven.
And also for his brother, Javaris Fulton, who is still here on earth.
Hillary Clinton has the compassion and understanding to support grieving mothers.
She has the courage to lead the fight for common sense gun legislation.
This isn't about being politically correct.
This is about saving our children.
People got upset, too.
Why didn't bring the mothers of the cops who got shot up there?
Could everybody relax? Everybody can have their different various moments, okay? bring the mothers of the cops who got shot up there? Could everybody relax?
Everybody can have their different various moments, okay?
Could the mothers of the movement have their moment?
I hurt my feelings watching that, though, because I'm like,
there's one too many mothers up there.
And I'm like, I don't know how the people who killed them mothers' kids
sleep at night.
Like, I just don't understand it.
I hope that they are.
I've been waiting for karma to hit Zimmerman for a long time now.
I'm sure it will.
And for all we know, they might be getting haunted every single night.
Right.
I'm from the country, so when you do something unjust like that,
I pray that the people you took out for no reason are haunting your ass every single night.
Right.
Period.
Well, that's front page news.
Now.
Can we talk about how inhumane you are?
Why?
Can we talk about that since we're talking about inhumane people? Can we talk about how inhumane you are? Can we talk about that since we're talking about inhumane people?
Can we talk about how inhumane you are? Why?
Because you sat here and you told this
story about, you know, tell a story.
Yesterday I was leaving, getting
a massage. I was leaving a massage place and
I seen a lady, she was
trying to get her stroller
out the car. So she got her stroller out the car,
closed the door, and then realized that the door
locked. And you was on the phone? I was on the phone so she couldn't get back in. So she got her stroller out the car, closed the door, and then realized that the door locked. And you was on the phone?
I was on the phone.
So she couldn't get back in.
So when I was sitting there watching her get back in, she called 911.
She called the police.
I seen everything.
She looked very frantic.
So I walked outside, and I realized that she locked her baby in the car by accident.
Now, her baby must have been maybe three weeks old.
The car was a brand new car because it had temp tags in it.
And you asked, well, why didn't I go?
Yeah, did you offer any comforting words?
Did you offer to help?
Did you do anything?
I thought about it.
Okay.
But the reason I didn't is because I also thought,
could you imagine the police rolling up and the black man is trying to open up
this lady's door and they don't know what's going on?
First of all, you're not black.
You're Spanish.
Okay, that's number one.
All right, so say Spanish, man.
I'm black.
You're Spanish, man. I'm black. Spanish, man.
I am black, so I am black.
Okay.
Could you imagine being a black man opening up this white lady's door and her baby's inside?
Black men opening up doors for white women all our damn lives.
What are you talking about?
And she's crying hysterically.
I would look like I was trying to get in the car.
No, you wouldn't.
Okay, you absolutely would not.
All right, stop it.
Well, I didn't want to take that chance and that opportunity.
I just don't understand why you didn't help.
And it made me Google.
We Googled an article about what should you do when your baby is locked in the car.
You know, there's only three things that they tell you that you should do.
But we'll talk about it.
We'll talk about it when we come back.
All right?
I know us Negroes is thinking, break the window.
That's the first thing I'm going to do.
Off the top.
That's the first thing.
But that's actually the last thing this article said you should do.
Man, got time for that.
We'll talk about it.
Break the window immediately.
800-585-1051.
Your baby is locked in the car.
What do you do?
Now, this lady, she called the police.
She called 911.
911 came.
They came very fast.
They responded very fast.
They opened up the door.
And I say it about maybe two minutes,
a minute 30 to two minutes.
But you also got to remember,
it was 90 degrees.
A minute 30 to two minutes. Oh, okay. Yeah, a minute thirty to two minutes. But you also got to remember, it was 90 degrees. A minute thirty to two minutes? Oh, okay.
Yeah, a minute thirty to two minutes.
Yeah, because earlier you said one minute thirty-two minutes.
I was making sure you got this right.
One minute and thirty seconds.
One minute and thirty seconds to two minutes, yeah.
One minute is either between one minute and thirty seconds to two minutes.
To two minutes, yes. Okay. Around two minutes.
Around two minutes. Alright, there you go. Let's get it.
I know you, Hampton education, I get it.
You know? But where'd you get your
education from? School of Hard Knocks.
South Carolina. Dirt Road. Alumni.
Around two minutes to get it, but it was
90 degrees. The car had to be
hot. I would have broke the window. We'll talk about it
when we come back. What would you do?
800-585-1051. It's The Breakfast
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That was the dream.
Love your girl.
Morning, everybody.
It's DJ, MV, Angela Yee, Charlamagne Tha God.
We are The Breakfast Club.
Yeah.
Now, yesterday, as I was leaving to massage, me and the wife went for a massage.
She had a pregnancy massage.
I had a regular massage.
I was walking out, and there was a lady outside, pretty frantic.
She got out of her car.
She had a Honda.
She got out the car, went to the trunk, pulled out the stroller and realized that the doors had locked.
And not once did anybody stop to help her.
He just stayed on his phone.
She had a baby in the car.
You know, she called 911.
I thought about running out and trying to get the door open.
But then I thought about it with all the police shootings going on recently.
If a black man is trying to open this lady's door,
she's screaming hysterically.
You're not black, you're Spanish.
I am black.
At the most, a curry.
Okay, that's number one.
Number two, if you'd have walked up to her and said,
do you need some help?
Okay, and I'm sure in the area that y'all were in,
you didn't look too out of place.
They'd pull up, they'd be like,
oh, he's got to be a rapper.
Not ball player, because you don't have an athletic frame, but definitely rapper. I actually do have an athletic frame, but I don't look too out of place. They pull up, they be like, oh, he's got to be a rapper. Not ball player, because you don't have an athletic frame,
but definitely rapper.
I actually do have an athletic frame, but I don't look like a rapper.
Maybe R&B singer.
Okay, new age tech guy.
I guess a lot of different reasons you probably was there.
Then again, I was leaving a massage, so I had gray sweatpants,
no underwear, some white Air Force 1s.
Okay, maybe you made the right decision.
And a nasty t-shirt.
I was coming out of the massage room.
That is definitely the outfit of a sexual predator.
See?
No, that is definitely the outfit of a sexual predator.
Gray sweats with no underwear, white t-shirt and sneakers.
Definitely the outfit of a sexual predator.
See, I made the right decision.
But it made me start Googling.
We had our producer Google, what is the procedure when you do lock your child in the car?
Read the top three, Envy.
Well, the first one is call 911, which the lady did.
She called 911.
Now, in our communities, a lot of people don't believe in 911.
You know, historically, since the days of Public Enemy, we thought 911 was a joke.
You know what I mean?
911 comes when they want to come.
They came fast yesterday.
So, yeah, because of the area you were in.
I'm sure you were in a nice area, right?
Yes.
So they came very fast. But not only one car. There must have been about seven, eight cars. So what if, because of the area you were in. I'm sure you were in a nice area, right? Yes. So they came very fast. But not only
one car, there must have been about seven, eight cars.
So what if that's the hood? If you were in the hood,
and you know what I'm saying, your baby's in the car,
there's 100 degrees, you start thinking about all the stories
you hear about babies dying
in the car, and you start thinking about Charlamagne gonna give me
donkey today if my baby bakes, you're like,
damn, I gotta make an executive decision. So what's
the number two thing to do? It says, while waiting,
cover the windows to keep the car from heating up so fast.
Cover the windows.
Does that mean I got to walk away from the car,
go in the house or go somewhere and grab some sheets or something to cover the car?
Or take your shirt off and just cover the window where the sun's coming in.
I ain't got no shirt that big unless I'm 400, 500 pounds, okay?
So it's like, so I'm not walking away from the car.
I'm not leaving my baby.
So what's the third thing to do?
If you say break the window, just use the window that's far away from the car. I'm not leaving my baby. So what's the third thing to do? If you, uh, say break the window, just use the window
that's far away from the child. Okay.
Now let's reverse all
that. Why? And tell you how this would go down
if this was me in this situation. What? I'm calling
911. Okay. If 911 isn't
there in three minutes, I'm breaking the glass.
And I'm timing it three minutes. You know how I'm timing
it? I'm going to rap my favorite Jeezy song
probably Trap or Die. Trap or Die is about
three minutes, 30 seconds. You think about Jeezy?
Maybe four minutes, 30 seconds.
So around the four minute, 30 second mark, if they not there yet, I'm smashing the window.
You better than me.
I'm breaking the window immediately while my wife is calling 911.
You can't break it immediately.
And the reason you can't break it immediately is because babies just don't bake.
Babies just don't die in the heat.
I know, but you don't think about that.
You just get flustered and scared and you think about all these babies that die and suffocate in these cars because of the heat.
Well, you can't move off emotion.
You have to really understand and remember that these babies that be in these cars be in these cars for hours at a time.
I don't know.
They be in these cars for hours at a time.
So it's like a few minutes is not going to kill the baby.
So you give 911 a moment to get there.
If they don't get there in a reasonable amount of time, you shatter the window. And if the baby's crying,
if the baby's just being there peaceful,
sleeping, resting, let them get that
nap off. What's going to drive you crazy if the baby's
crying and wiling out and
that's what's going to drive you crazy. I got to get that
door open, man. I got to get that window open. I ought to
bust that window. Hello, who's this?
Hey, it's Bree from South Carolina.
Hey, Bree. Now your baby locked in the car.
What do you do? Now, I don't have a baby.
However, I have a nephew and godbabies, so God knows the window is gone.
Like, I'm breaking the window.
Maybe I'll change my mind.
Maybe after y'all read these three little things, I might change my mind.
But as of right now, the window has to go.
How soon do you break the window?
Immediately.
Yeah, like, literally.
I mean, especially if it's hot.
Like, babies can't take that.
And my nerves bad.
Like, no.
I'm with you.
My nerves bad when it comes to my kids.
The babies just don't bake that instantly, though.
I don't know.
I never bake the baby.
I don't know.
And I don't want to find out.
Hello, who's this?
This is Shelton from Atlanta.
Shelton, what do you do?
Your baby's locked in the car.
What are you doing?
So for one thing, this is like one of my biggest fears.
I have a one-year-old.
For one thing, I don't roll down the windows until I'm all the way out the car, especially if I have to get stuff out the car. What are you doing? So for one thing, this is like one of my biggest fears. I have a one-year-old. For one thing, I don't roll
down the windows until I'm all the way out the car,
especially if I have to get stuff out the trunk. I do the same thing.
I keep that window down until I
gotta get that baby out.
Right. That's logical to me.
But I would like to think that I would break
the window, but then again, I don't think I have that much strength.
So I'm definitely calling 911.
And then I'm calling my husband, and then I'm calling my mama, and then I'm
soliciting every stranger walking by, because it's just panic mode at that point.
Yeah, but you got to remember, you never move off emotion, move off strategy.
So you dial 911.
If 911 doesn't come in a reasonable amount of time and you feel like your baby's in some danger, then you break the window.
800-585-1051.
Now, yesterday I was out.
Me and the wife was leaving our massage parlor.
We were getting our massages.
And there was a lady who was looking frantic.
And you didn't help her.
All you do is stay on your damn phone.
What happened was she had a baby in the car.
She went to the back of the trunk to pull out the stroller.
When she pulled out the stroller, she realized the door closed.
So she went to open it, and it was locked.
Her baby was stuck in the car, and she was frantic.
And you didn't help her because you said you racist.
No, I didn't say that.
What did you say?
I said, I'm a black man, and I can imagine myself trying to open this lady's door.
She's crying like crazy.
The cops pull up, and they shoot me.
I'm going to tell you something, man.
First of all, once again, you look Spanish.
And number two, black men like you don't scare white people that much as they used to because of Empire.
You look like one of Lucia's kids.
Oh.
I'm serious.
You look like you could be one of Lucia's kids.
All right. What would you do? 800-585-1051. Call us now. It Lucia's kids. Oh. I'm serious. You look like you could be one of Lucia's kids. Alright, what would you do?
800-585-1051.
Call us now. It's The Breakfast Club. Good morning.
That was all eyes on you,
Meek Mill. Morning, everybody. It's DJ MV, Angela Yee, Charlamagne Tha God.
We are The Breakfast Club. Now, if you just
joined us, I was telling the story. Me and the
wife went to a massage parlor. She got
a pregnancy massage, and as we were walking out,
I seen this lady frantic outside on the phone. She had a little baby with her. She went to a massage parlor. She got a pregnancy massage. And as we were walking out, I seen this lady frantic outside on the phone.
She had a little baby with her.
She went to the trunk, pulled out the stroller, went back to get the baby.
She realized the door had locked.
So now she was going crazy.
And you didn't even offer to help her or nothing,
all because you think she was going to be afraid that you was trying to break into her car or something.
No, I didn't think that.
They called 911 already.
I thought if I run out there to try to open the door,
could you imagine a black man pulling this lady's car door open,
the cops run up, don't know what's going on, see this lady crying frantically.
I might have got shot.
I might not be here today.
First of all, black men have been opening the door for white women since the beginning of time.
That's number one.
So they would have thought you was the help.
Or if you would have just said, hey, do you need some help here?
I see you're having trouble.
I'm sure that mother in that moment would have longed for help from anybody.
I wasn't concerned with her.
Yeah, she would have been there helping, but she was crying because her baby was stuck.
Yeah, and you should have been there to comfort her.
That could have helped with race relations in America.
This old Spanish dude with tattoos all over his body was the nicest person there to help me.
Now she's thinking this old Spanish dude was just sitting there watching me
while I was over here frantic.
I'm telling you, white women like that aren't afraid of us as much anymore,
especially you because you look like one of Lucia's lion kids from Empire.
I wasn't worried about the white woman.
I was worried about getting shot by the police.
Police would have known the difference.
But you did have on them great sweatpants and the white T-shirt,
so you did look like a sexual predator.
So maybe you did make the right decision.
But the moral of the story is we're all sitting in here saying we would have broke the window initially from the jump.
I personally wouldn't have done that.
How do you get to the moral of the story before we take phone calls?
Not the moral of the story like the situation is over.
But the point of the story is what do you do in that situation when your baby's in the car?
We read an article where it says number one is.
They say call 911.
Number two is.
They say while you're waiting for 911, cover the one is... They say, call 911. Number two is... They say, while you're waiting
for 911, cover the windows to keep the car
from heating up. Number three. If worse
come to worse, break the window, but do it far
away from the baby. That's what I'm saying. What is worse
comes to worse? Like, what does worse come to
worse mean in this situation? Because it takes a
while for babies to bake. I don't know how long it takes
for babies to bake, so I'm going to break that window immediately.
I ain't playing around with it. Hello, who's this?
Calvin. Calvin, what's up, Calvin? Calvin. Whenever I hear the name Calvin, I always think of them old McDonald's commercials, So I'm going to break that window immediately. I ain't playing around with it. Hello, who's this? Calvin.
Calvin.
What's up, Calvin?
Calvin.
Whenever I hear the name Calvin, I always think of the old McDonald's commercials because I'm old.
Stop playing, Charlamagne.
Do you remember those?
Do you remember those?
Old commercials?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, okay.
I'm going to say real quick.
Envy, you said earlier it's kind of a new car.
That's kind of weird, man.
Most new cars are keyless.
How do you even lock the key in anyway?
It doesn't even allow you.
I don't know.
Let's just say it happened.
Let's just say it happened like today, this time.
I would probably call a tow truck company or call a cop.
That pretty much would be the best option.
911 first.
Tow truck company is going to take forever.
You got to call 911 and say it's a baby bacon.
Hello, who's this?
This is your boy, Papa Willie.
Papa Willie.
What's up, bro?
What would you do with your child stuck in the car?
What would you do?
I would actually take the responsibility.
I would break the window, man, because that happened to me before.
You know what I'm saying?
I wouldn't want the kid to suffer.
Yeah, but you know how long it takes for babies to die of that stuff?
It takes hours.
Like, you got to have some patience here, people.
I don't know.
I mean, I never baked a baby.
I don't know how long it takes for a baby to bake.
I would hope you never baked a baby.
All I know is...
I would really hope that you never baked a baby.
It takes a while for a baby to bake.
I don't know.
It does, because when you hear these stories on the news,
it's always like, yo, the baby was locked in the car
for a certain amount of time.
Like, a few minutes ain't going to hurt.
Give 911 a moment.
Hello, who's this?
Hey, this is Jay calling from Northam.
Jay, what's up, bro?
757.
Yes, sir.
Now, what would you do in a situation
your baby's locked in the car?
What would you do?
Hey, man, I'm a mechanic, so, you know, I always stay with a hanger in the trunk.
You know, I'm going to charge that ass, and I'm going to pop that lock.
You would have charged her for it?
Hell yeah, I would have charged her.
I'm free, man.
Oh, my goodness.
Man, this is why ain't none of y'all going to heaven.
This is why Jesus be ignoring all y'all prayers.
Whenever y'all send prayers to Jesus, he send them to his spam folder because of situations like this.
My goodness.
What's the moral of the story?
The moral of the story is the key to everything is patience.
Okay?
You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it.
The same thing with windows when your baby is locked in the car.
Have a little patience.
Call 911.
If the baby's not going crazy, if the baby's napping, if the baby's, you know, just relaxing in the backseat like most babies are because the car ride soothes them.
Call 911.
Give 911 a moment.
Unless you see the baby suffering, then you break the glass.
All right.
I'd have broke that glass immediately.
But all right.
You can't just jump out the window or just smash the window.
We got some rumors.
We'll tell you about Beyonce and the MTV VMA Awards.
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Now, Beyonce leads 2016 MTV VMA nominations with 11.
Drop one of Clues' bombs for that, damn it.
And I'm going to make sure she wins every one of them.
Including video of the year for Formation.
And the newest VMA category is Breakthrough Long Form Video.
That's for her HBO special Lemonade.
That's right.
I'm waiting on that email.
That email is, you know, we get to vote on who wins some of those categories.
Yes.
Yeah.
I have a slight say.
A little slight, slight say.
Checking Beyonce for everything.
B.
You know what I mean?
Multiple choice test.
A, B, C, D.
B, B, B, B, B, B, B, B, B, B, B, B, the whole thing.
Because I'm a Pinkett Smith, Winfrey knows, caught it, and that's what I do.
Now, the awards goes down Sunday, August 28th at 9 p.m. Eastern time at Madison Square Garden.
You know I'm going to be there because usually it's on the West Coast.
Mm-hmm.
So you got to take that five and a half hour flight.
Man, I can take an hour drive right from Jersey to the Garden.
I'm there.
That looks like Taylor Swift wasn't nominated for anything, I don't think.
I have no problem with that.
She didn't even have an album out last year.
She didn't have anything?
Not that I remember.
When was the last time her birthday was?
Ain't all her albums because of her birthday?
Was it 1989 or 21 or something?
Or was that Adele?
I get the white women mixed up.
Who is it?
Adele does the ages. They both do that. Adele is definitely not me.
When was the last time Taylor Swift put out something about her birthday?
I don't know. It wasn't last year.
I don't be listening to Taylor Swift like that. Wasn't she shaking off the last thing she
put out? I don't know.
2014.
Yeah, okay. That was a couple years ago. Yeah, what the hell? She don't need to
be nominated this year. Taylor Swift don't need to be at
all your award shows, people.
I'm just asking. I'm just asking.
Now, Marcus Vic,
that's Michael Vic's brother,
he got a little reckless
on Twitter.
He said,
Iggy's need to stop
spreading herpes around.
Get your treatment, dude.
That was a couple
of days ago.
That's terrible,
and I'm going to tell you
why that's terrible.
Wasn't it always a rumor
that his brother had herpes?
Didn't he check into
a clinic under the name
Ron Mexico or something
back in the day?
And now you're out here sending out tweets like that. Didn't he check into a clinic under the name Ron Mexico or something back in the day? And now you're sending out tweets like that.
Don't make me...
Listen, I'll remind people what to go dig.
Go Google Michael Vick herpes and see what comes up.
Don't do that.
Leave Michael Vick alone.
I like Michael Vick, but I'm just saying,
your brother's out here saying stupid things like that
when that was a rumor about you for years.
Then he put on Twitter yesterday,
this is all alleged,
damn, LaShawn McCoy, you gave
my baby mama them herpes he got.
What?
Hold on.
What?
Are you making this up right now?
I'm not.
I'm reading straight off the paper.
What did you just say to me, Negro?
I'm saying alleged.
What?
Just in case.
He did what?
He said, damn.
LaShawn McCoy, I guess his Twitter name is CuttingDime25.
What's Morgan's big Twitter?
MV5.
Let me see.
Yeah, you better look it up.
Make sure we're not in trouble.
Look that up.
Damn!
LeSean McCoy gave my baby mama them herpes he got.
Wow.
Okay.
All right.
That's filthy.
Yeah, so.
That's still your baby mama, though.
Like, why would you do that?
So now it's not just a baby mama
That's Marcus' big baby mama got herpes
So now all I'm thinking about
Is at a family reunion
Everybody talking about what's better than Valtrex
That's all I'm thinking about right now
What the hell is going on out there?
I don't know why he would do that
Google Ron Mexico kids
Michael Vick Ron Mexico
Now leave him alone
That's what happens on this Internet,
in this Internet era.
You send out a tweet like that,
now people can go look back and see that,
well, that was a rumor about your brother for a long time.
Now what, sir?
Are you talking about your brother in this scenario as well?
We'll all just say alleged, alleged, alleged, alleged.
I think Angel E did this story yesterday.
I don't know, I want to call him the young man, but the man was arrested for I think Angel E did this story yesterday. I don't know.
I want to call him the young man,
but the man was arrested
for touching Justin Timberlake's face.
They said he didn't slap Justin Timberlake.
They said he just tried to touch his face.
You a whole groupie out here, boy.
Justin Timberlake didn't want to press charges,
but he got into an argument with the police officer,
and they said he was highly intoxicated,
and he was arrested.
He posted $640 bail later that night, and he was released.
Justin Timberlake should have had a security beat to do it up, man.
Yeah, I agree.
And, you know, that's not a good enough excuse.
I just wanted to touch his face.
You're a star.
That's beyond groovy.
He was drunk.
He was a star.
I mean, he was a star.
He got a little, I guess, flabbergasted.
You wanted to touch him.
You wanted to touch him with Justin Timberlake's beard,
thinking that it's going to
Heal all of your sins
There you go
That's what he tried
Well that is the rumors
Now
Charlemagne
Yes
Donkey today
Who you giving that donkey to?
I just called an audible
In my mind
I need Marcus Vic
To come to the front
That fast?
Because we'd like to have
A whole word with him
Okay
Okay this man needs
A whole word
Okay
Alright I'm just going to let
I'm just going to open the door
And open my mind
And I'm going to let God
Speak through me this morning.
All right, well, somebody call them because they live in Virginia,
and I know that shout out to everybody in the 757-804.
God told Charlemagne to tell Marcus Vick something this morning.
Okay.
Okay.
We'll get to that next Keep It Locked.
It's the Breakfast Club.
Good morning.
Charlemagne, say the gang donkey under the shade.
Charlemagne.
You are a donkey
it's time for donkey of the day
donkey of the day does not discriminate
I might not have the song of the day
but I got the donkey of the day
so if you ever feel I need to be a donkey man
hit me with the e-ball
it's a breakfast club bitch
who's donkey of the day today
well
I had to call an audible so I'm just gonna let God talk through me man donkey of the day today?
Well... I had to call an audible, so I'm going to just let God talk through me, man.
Donkey of the day for Wednesday, July 27th.
It is the 27th, right?
Yep.
It goes to Marcus Vick. You know Marcus Vick.
Michael Vick's brother. He played college football at Virginia Tech.
Could never stay out of trouble when he was at Virginia Tech.
He was suspended for, I think, the entire 2004 season
due to many criminal convictions, when he was at Virginia Tech. He was suspended for the entire 2004 season due to many criminal convictions
and he was reinstated but eventually
got dismissed from the Virginia Tech football program
due to a bunch of legal infractions
and then he made himself eligible
for the NFL draft but he
didn't get selected and then he was later signed by the
Miami Dolphins as an undrafted
free agent. Played one game
if I'm not mistaken
and he was released from the team well he ended up in the
news yesterday uh first he tweeted out that leshawn mccoy gave his baby mama herpes we're gonna get
to that but first he said he tweeted niggas need to stop spreading herpes out here get your treatment
dude and this is a terrible tweet from marcus vick to put out simply because that was a story
that broke about his brother the great mich Michael Vick back in the day.
Google Ron Mexico, kids.
Okay.
Google Ron Mexico, Michael Vick, and see what you find.
Now, Marcus,
you have introduced an old story about your brother to a new generation.
This is the equivalent of 30 years from now.
Some young Vick tweeting out,
you niggas need to stop fighting dogs out here.
Treat animals better, dude.
Okay.
Then he tweeted about herpes again.
Let me read his tweet verbatim.
You can go look on his Twitter.
At MV5.
The tweet is, damn, LaShawn McCoy gave my baby mama them herpes he got.
End quote.
Marcus, I'm a fan of realness.
I respect people that live their truth.
But some things you have to keep to yourself.
That's still the mother of your child.
That's not some jump, some chick you just smashing
and then she let LaShawn hit. That's your
baby mama. You're going to be dealing with her for the rest of your life.
I know you're upset about LaShawn McCoy
probably allegedly having sex with your baby
mama, but you just blew everybody up
to make him look bad, but you ruined your baby
mama's image in the process. Your name
will always be attached to this situation because
guess what? Marcus
Vick's baby mama has herpes, allegedly.
That's yours, bro, whether you want it to be or not.
But that's not why he's getting the donkey of the day.
He's getting donkey of the day because of this video.
There's more?
Yes, I just saw this.
That surfaced on TMZ Sports.
Okay, I think it came out yesterday.
Now, back in April, Marcus Vick was at a gym in Newport News, Virginia.
That is his birthplace where he was raised.
I'm positive everybody knows the Vick family in Newport News, Virginia,
where he was in the gym and cops were questioning him about a warrant that he had stemming from a civil case.
Marcus Vick spoke with cops for nearly 10 minutes before deciding to make a run for it.
Oh, he shoved two cops out of the way, broke tackles, took off down the street.
Cops chased him down, and Marcus eventually either got tired or just gave up,
so he just sat down on the ground.
TMZ Sports has some great video of the situation,
courtesy of the police officer's body cam.
Let's hear some of it.
10-3, he's running.
All traffic, he's running.
He's running, he's running.
Westbound, down city center.
White tank top, black short.
Hold head.
Turn over and get on your stomach.
10-4.
You told the two cops you can't do that.
I did?
Yeah.
What do you mean I did?
Now, that's some good moves, though.
This is the reason Marcus Fick is getting donkey of the day.
Marcus Vick was in a gym in Newport News, Virginia.
Marcus was born in Newport News, raised in Newport News,
even graduated from Warwick High School in Newport News.
Your brother was a superstar, Michael Vick.
Everybody knows you.
That's why when the police saw you in the gym,
they questioned you because they know who you are.
Where were you running to?
Like, where in the hell were you going?
You can't run away from the warrant no matter where you go in Newport News.
You still got a warrant.
Everybody knows you in this town.
This is your home.
What, you're going to run away and then just go enjoy the rest of the day?
Where you was going?
Where you was trying to run to?
Norfolk?
That's a neighboring town, right? Where you trying to run to? Norfolk? That's a neighboring town,
right? Where you trying to run to Hampton?
Maybe Portsmouth, Virginia Beach? You had to be trying to get to one of those places on foot
because anywhere you went in Newport,
they was going to eventually get you. So instead of
just dealing with the warrant for the civil case,
you decided to shove police officers
and run away? So now you
got a resisting arrest charge and
that's what he was later convicted of, resisting arrest
and sentenced to a year in jail with 11 months suspended.
He also got 12 months probation.
Kids, listening, if you ever needed an example
of how to make a bad situation worse, this is it.
You can't run away from your problems literally or figuratively, okay?
Running away from any problem only increases the distance from the solution.
Only thing you had to do, Marcus, was deal with the warrant.
In this era where black men are getting gunned down by the police, why give them a reason by running away?
Those cops had their guns drawn.
You know how bad that situation could have ended for you when all you had to do was deal with the warrant?
Once again, kids, running away from your problems is a race you will never win.
Hmm, what hee-haw do I want to give Marcus Fick? Once again, kids, running away from your problems is a race you will never win. Hmm.
What hee-haw do I want to give Marcus Fick?
Should he get the smooth sound of the Hamilton's, or should he get the biggest hee-haw?
Hmm.
I'm going to give him the biggest.
Eh, what do you think?
Smooth sound?
I like the smooth sound.
Big hee-haw?
Big hee-haw, right?
Give him the big hee-haw.
Give him a big hee-haw. Big hee-haw. Yeah. Big hee-haw? Big hee-haw, right? Give him the big hee-haw. Give him a big hee-haw.
Yeah.
I thought about smooth sounds, but smooth sounds is for lighter,
don't care the defenses.
This could have ended up really bad for this kid.
But he really dipped out the cops.
He has some good moves.
Yeah, you got some good moves until a bullet hit you in the back.
Ricky had good moves in Boys in the Hood.
We all see how that ended, right?
That was fake.
God bless Ricky.
That was not fake.
Ricky is dead.
Morris Chestnut's alive, but Ricky is dead.
Alright, well, thank you for that donkey today, sir.
And now it's time. That's right.
You know, Angela Yee is not here. She usually does
ask yee, but you
can call me and Charlamagne right now.
Ask we. That's right.
Shut up. Stop it. Stop it.
There's not no damn ask we.
It's ask CNE.
Like Bert and Ernie.
Like Bert and Ernie.
There ain't no damn ask we.
Where the hell?
Who made that up?
CNE?
Jeremiah.
Ain't no we.
It's CNE.
Why you call me Jeremiah?
Anyway.
We got a song called We.
Oh, that's O-U-I.
Anyway.
800-585-1051.
You're right.
Call us up right now.
Angela Yee is not here, but you can ask C&E.
There you go.
Okay.
It's the Breakfast Club.
Good morning.
That was 50 Cent in the Club.
Morning, everybody.
It's DJ Envy, Angela Yee, Charlamagne Tha God.
We are the Breakfast Club.
It's time for Ask Yee.
Yeah, but Yee's not here, right?
She's not here, so it's going to be Ask C and E today.
God talking through me this morning.
I'm drinking my green juice.
Let's go.
Hello, who's this?
Hi, this is Ashley.
Ashley, good morning.
What's your problem, man?
What's your question for us?
Hi, Charlamagne.
Hi, Enzi.
I'm calling because I was with this guy, right?
Mm-hmm.
And we got into this big argument because I thought he was cheating on me.
But he claimed he wasn't.
So instead of trying to prove that he wasn't
cheating on me, he had my debit card
and he went into my ATM and
withdrew $1,500.
Why would he do that? I don't understand.
Why would he do that? I don't know. He said to get
back at me. Well, I can understand
that. And you kind of owe him that money because
of the emotional stress that you caused him.
Because, listen, no man wants to be accused of cheating when they're not really cheating.
And if you didn't have any concrete evidence to prove it.
Because I found a picture on his phone with him and another girl kissing.
That don't mean nothing.
He could have just been taking a picture.
It could have been just for the gram.
Could have been acting.
I think you owe him that $1,500, boo.
I think that you should.
No, but what you need to do, you need to get your money back.
Do you have a brother or older uncle or dad in your life?
I was not trying to involve anybody.
No, let me tell you what to do.
Let me tell you what to do.
You have them call your boyfriend like they're the police and scare the ish out of him.
Like he's about to get arrested for stealing your $1,500 unless he gives the money back,
and he's guaranteed to give that money back.
First of all, how did he get your ATM number?
My super behind gives him the information.
That's not stealing, then.
That's not stealing.
That's not stealing.
Stop it.
That's not stealing.
You gave him the ATM number.
He had your card.
He went and got $1,500.
That's a loan.
That's your man.
Charge it to the game.
No, we're not together anymore.
Well, you know what?
You don't need to be because you're insecure.
So I'm not mad at him. You're insecure. Well, I'm sorry, Mama. I'm telling you. Get a guy. Act like they to the gang. No, we're not together anymore. Well, you know what? You don't need to be because you're insecure. I'm not mad at him.
You're insecure. Well, I'm sorry, mama. I'm telling you.
Get a guy, act like they're the police
and get your money back from him. She kind of owned
that money, bro. She kind of owned that money
for the emotional stress caused of being accused
of cheating when you're not cheating just because of a picture in the phone?
But it was a kissing picture.
That means nothing!
What? It's a kiss!
Hello, who's this? Yo, what's up, Andy?
What's up?
This is Mr. Market from Cambridge, baby
What's up, bro?
What's your question for C&E?
Yeah, Mr. Market, man
We from Cambridge
Cambridge, Massachusetts
Oh, okay
What's your question, bro?
My friends, man
They be
I have two friends
And they cool
They humble
They down to earth
They're funny
We all click
Everything's good
Chill with them every morning
Stuff, whatever
But it's like on Friday, they just do some questionable stuff that makes me second think
their character.
Like what?
Do they kiss?
It's borderline.
Put it like that.
I don't want to sit there and say like they're freaking having sex scenes.
You know what I'm saying?
But it's borderline.
Give me an example.
I need an example, sir.
This is not doing anything for me.
Give me an example.
What do they do?
Do they flirt?
Give me an example.
Every single Friday, my two boys.
It's Friday.
It's Friday.
They're just taking a can of wine.
They're just throwing it in the wind.
And I'm like, bro, every Friday morning I got this.
Did y'all see that?
I'm going to be honest.
Them two guys you talking about sound like some real Negroes to me.
They don't sound gay at all.
They sound like the realest dudes out here.
If you ask me.
Every single Friday morning, it's Friday.
Yeah, they say every day.
If you got two homeboys who sing Katy Perry Friday and Rebecca Black Friday,
every Friday, them some real dudes right there.
You need to cherish them.
Them are two realest guys you'll ever meet in your life.
That's right.
They'll definitely have your back regardless.
They'll stand behind you no matter what.
Yes, take another call.
Hello, who's this?
Hi, this is He's Loving Me Cherry.
Hey, Mama. What's your question for C&E?
Okay, well, my daughter's father is a deadbeat,
and we've been going back and forth fighting, as well as his girlfriend.
And I take him to court every four to five months for an increase.
Is that wrong?
Okay, let's talk about this for a second.
First of all, what's your name again?
He's Loving Me Cherry. All right, you're an ex-cripper. He's not sure that the baby is his because you're about this for a second. First of all, what's your name again? He's loving me, Terry.
All right, you're an ex-scripper.
He's not sure that the baby is his because you're an ex-scripper.
Oh, no.
Tell me the truth.
You're an ex-scripper, aren't you?
No, I've been with him for almost two years.
He doesn't think the baby's his?
No, we had a blood test.
The baby is definitely his.
He still don't believe it.
He thinks the blood test was wrong.
No, the blood test can't be wrong.
He knows it's his, and that's why I'm getting that 381 every week.
So that's why he's mad.
Wow.
So what's the problem?
Why you keep going for increases?
Why you can't be happy with that 381?
That's damn near $1,000 a month.
That's more than $4,000 a month.
Well, if he was more active in her life, I wouldn't have to do that.
I would rather him be present than doing this.
But when it comes to his girlfriend putting up things on Facebook,
child support is a book.
Yeah, his girlfriend puts up
child support is a book, Bitches Got Soul.
You sound jealous he's not with you anymore
and you want him to pay for it.
She's mad at his girlfriend,
but you're taking it out on him, which is wrong.
Why don't you go catch the girlfriend's face?
I can't be that mad because I just slept with him
just to show her that I can have him whenever I want to.
Oh, you slept with him recently?
In court.
We went to court for my increase for my child support,
and I got approved.
And the same day I slept with him, and I videotaped it,
and I sent it to the girlfriend.
Oh, you foul.
Well, first of all, I commend you for still sleeping with him
because he deserves it.
With videotaping it?
He's paying her $381.
Oh, yes, videotaping it? He's paying her $3.81. Oh, yes.
Videotaping.
Yes, I did.
All right.
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Are you having a problem with your relationship?
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You need some guidance?
Call us up right now.
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Good morning.
Okay.
That was Drake Control. Good morning, everybody.
It's DJ Envy, Angela Yee.
Charlamagne Tha God.
We are The Breakfast Club. Angela Yee
is not here today, so we're doing
Ask C&E. If you need some
relationship advice, you need some guidance in your life,
we can help you. Hello, who's this?
Yo, this is Alex from Brooklyn. What's up, man? Alex,
what's up, bro? What's your question, bro? So, yeah, man.
So, I've been talking to this girl for, like, seven months, man.
Like, her sister, her sister want me
bad. I don't know what to do, man. Every time I'm at the
crib, like, her sister be, like, giving me looks.
She walk around with lingerie.
One time in my girl room chilling, my girl, she come over with no clothes on.
She didn't know I was there.
Like, she got out of the shower.
The devil's so busy, ain't he?
Yeah, man.
I'm like, yo, I don't know if my girl tell her to do this, but, I mean, she be going extreme.
This is a setup.
So, I don't know, like, should I tell my girl or should I just hit it?
Who looks better?
Who looks better? No, don't do this to this young man. Who looks better? Nah, I don't know, like, should I tell my girl or should I just hit it? Who looks better? Who looks better?
No, don't do this to this young man.
Who looks better?
Nah, her sister looks better, though.
Wow.
See?
Do you want to be with your...
Like, when I first met her,
damn, I moved too quick.
Do you really want to be
with your girl?
Like, do you want to be
with her long-term?
Do you see yourself marrying her,
having kids and stuff like that?
I mean, I definitely do.
That's why, you know,
something that's shallow
is like looks
doesn't mean anything to me.
But I don't know
how this is going to end because I don't know if I tell my girl and
then her sister try to turn it back and make it seem like it's me.
Mind your business.
Mind your business.
Don't tell her.
Mind your business.
Mind your business.
Don't have sex with her.
In the meantime, you're going to be getting a lot of free peep shows and things like that.
But just stay in the middle somewhere.
You know what I'm saying?
Let her keep coming around naked and you just look at her.
But don't ever tell your girl that she's doing this because that'd just be stupid.
Why would you, you know, not want to get a free peep show all the time?
Alright, man, thanks. Oh, let me finish. I'm not finished.
15, 20 years from now, if y'all still together
and she's still fine, you hit that.
Why you gotta wait 20 years? Why not now?
Nah, nah, nah. It's too early now. Go on and get
your life. You say you want to have wife and kids and stuff like that
with this woman, you do that first. And then you do
the dirt after that. Alright, bro. Good luck.
Hello, who's this?
What's going on, family?
JB.
JB, what's your question for CNE?
Well, it's not really a question, man. I just got a brand.
I got coming out some positive.
All right.
Hey, my brother, you have a nice day, sir.
Make Jesus be with you.
We're praying for you.
We wish you nothing but the best.
Well, that's some good advice, man.
Hello, who's this?
Hello?
Hey, what's your question for CNE?
Man, my question is that I'm getting married this Saturday, DJ Envy.
And the problem is that I have to tell my wife everything.
I slept with her sister when we first started.
No.
You're getting married.
Don't do that.
You only do that if you don't plan to get married this weekend.
We've been together for five years, okay?
No.
But the problem is, bro, listen to me, though.
No.
No.
Do you hear me?
N-O, period.
You're getting married this weekend.
You do not tell your wife that you had sex with her sister a few days before y'all get married.
Yeah, you don't want to do that.
No, no, no, no.
That's not a story.
We had sex back in 2008, the one before it started.
We were kids first.
I was like 19 back in the day. Let it go. Let it go, started. We were kids first. I was like 19 back
in the day. Let it go. Let it go,
bro. It's the past.
Why are you bringing up stuff that
the sister ain't even bring up? Why? The sister probably
getting her life made up on the dress? Nah, because
the problem is the pastor want us
to talk about anything that
we have. You know, I'm just trying to
keep it real. Don't listen to that lying ass
pastor. Did the pastor tell you that he had sex with your wife?
Okay, then, because I'm sure he did, but he ain't tell you,
so don't you be telling your secrets.
Oh, okay.
There you go.
So basically, just to say I do without, you know.
What?
I can't talk to you anymore.
I can't talk to you without closed captions.
If you want to get married, bro, you better just keep that to yourself.
You died with that one.
Yeah, I need subtitles to even understand what you're saying.
We need closed captions. I don't understand nothing you're saying.
All I know is the pastor had sex with your wife
and you should not tell your wife that you had sex
with her sister because keep secrets to yourself
in marriage. Alright, I think that was great. I think we
helped a lot of people out there. Ask C&E
800-585-1051.
Now we got rumors on the way. We'll tell you
about Kimbo Slice's son.
Looks like he's about to fight. And Ms. Cleo,
call me now!
She dies.
The Breakfast Club.
Listen up.
It's just in.
All the gossip.
Gossip.
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Got gossip.
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It's the Rumor Report.
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Now, we all know Kimbo Slice, a vicious street fighter who went into the MMA for a little bit.
It looks like his son is about to make the MMA debut.
And this is three months after his dad's death.
Now the fight's happening on August 26th.
I know how this played out.
That little boy saw Creed and he's like, you know what?
I'm going to be the next big MMA fighter.
I'm going to take on my father's legacy.
But if you ain't built like your daddy, don't do it, sir.
Well, he said said I was always around
the fight business and everything. So I saw it
and I understood what was going on.
I just knew without a doubt that one day
this was what I wanted to do.
What do you look like? I gotta see him.
He got dreads.
He looks like a little bit
of a boxer.
He can put some work in. That's him right there?
No, I think that's the daddy. That's daddy, I thought. That's him right in. That's him right there? No, I think that's the daddy, ain't he?
That's daddy, I thought.
That's him right there.
That's him.
Oh, yeah, he's ready.
He's been in prison
for 10 years already.
Yeah, he's ready.
He's ready.
Now, also,
do you remember Miss Cleo?
That was the,
I guess she was...
She was the original
scammer, man.
She was the psychic.
I don't know if she was
a real psychic.
She was like a fake psychic. No, she wasn she a real psychic? She was like a fake psychic?
No, she wasn't a real psychic.
She was one of them psychics
that would ask you a question
and then your dumb ass
would answer her
and she'd be like,
I saw that for you.
But we have audio
on Ms. Cleo.
Who asked you to go out of town?
The stupid young one
or the married one?
The married one.
That's what me thought.
Don't go.
You hear me?
And you know what?
You're not listening to me
because I see you going.
I'm just telling you,
I'm trying to help you to avoid the heartache.
Don't go blindly through life.
Let me use the power of the tarot to show you the way.
Call me now for your free reading.
Call me now.
I can't even be mad at Ms. Cleo for scamming y'all
because if you're dumb enough to go talk to a psychic
and the psychic asks you questions and then you answer her
and then she tells you the answer you gave
her right back to you, and you act like it was some
type of clairvoyancy, like, oh my god,
how did you know that? Because you just told
me what you dumbass. Yeah. Can't be mad at her.
Well, she died at the age of 53,
and she wasn't Jamaican. Allegedly. No, she's dead.
No, everything with Ms. Cleo is allegedly.
She's allegedly Jamaican, allegedly a psychic,
allegedly dead.
I don't know if she's really dead.
I think she's dead.
All right.
Well, also, Marcus Vick, that's Michael Vick's brother,
he put some things on Twitter that had the Twitter people going a little crazy.
It was a little reckless.
Today's donkey of the day he was, by the way.
He said, Iggy's need to stop spreading herpes around.
Get your treatment, dude.
He posted that on the 23rd of July.
And then yesterday he posted, damn, LaShawn McCoy gave my baby mama them herpes he got.
Yeah, I got a lot of tweets during Donkey today, and people was telling me that I didn't
have to bring Michael Vick into it.
Well, stop bringing him in.
I didn't bring Michael Vick into it.
What I was doing was showing the hypocrisy of tweeting out, some of you dudes with herpes
need to go get checked, go get your treatment or whatever, when allegedly that was a rumor
about your brother back in the day. Because that's all people are going to do is reach back and bring that rumor up and be like, well, go get your treatment or whatever, when allegedly that was a rumor about your brother back in the day.
Because that's all people are going to do is reach back and bring that rumor up
and be like, well, what about your brother?
What about your brother then?
What about your brother then?
So all you did was bring back an old rumor to a new generation, Marcus.
That's all I'm saying.
That's like 30 years from now, a young Vic tweeting out,
y'all dudes out there need to stop fighting dogs.
Treat dogs better.
It's the same exact logic, bro.
You can't do stuff like that, man. Make sure your
house clean before you tell somebody else that
theirs is dirty. Alright, and lastly,
congratulations to Beyonce. She leads
the nominations for the 2016
MTV VMA
Awards. She has
11 nominations. Drop one of the
clues bombs for Beyonce.
Including Video of the Year for Formation
and the newest VMA category,
Breakthrough Long Form Video for Lemonade.
See, I'm a Pinkett Smith, Winfrey Knowles Carter,
but the thing I like, I love people that live their truth.
And whenever you live your truth through your art
and you reveal something like she did
and you be so transparent like she did,
you deserve all the awards and all the recognition.
And Taylor Swift is not nominated for any awards.
I don't even know
why you had to mention her.
I'm just putting that out there.
What was the point
of mentioning her?
She ain't even put out
an album in two years.
I'm just putting that out there.
Because usually she wins
every award,
so she won't be winning
an award this year.
She can't.
There's no possible way.
One thing about white people,
they're going to find a way
to give Taylor Swift an award.
They can't give her an award.
They'll find a way
to give Taylor Swift
an award, okay?
That's what they do.
All right.
Could you shut up?
Why is the white cameraman here ad-libbing?
Steve, why are you ad-libbing?
I'm filling in for you.
He's filling in for you.
Steve, say, what's up, my neighbors?
Say it.
Say, what's up, my neighbors?
Put the mic in his face.
Don't you do it.
Say it.
What's up, my brother?
See?
I said, see?
All right.
My goodness.
And that is the rumor report.
Angela Yee is not here.
We were holding it down for her.
Now, question.
Dr. Natasha Sandy came up here.
Slew to Dr. Sandy.
And we said we had two individuals that we were going to help lose weight.
Yes, one of them showed up.
Whatever happened to them?
Did we ever get updates if they lost the weight or if they didn't lose the weight?
He's still on the plan.
We can call her and ask her.
I'm just curious because we said we would pay for it.
I was just curious to where he was on the plan.
Yeah, we'll call later on.
I'm just curious to where he was.
That's the Dr. Sandy question.
I did see him up there when I was going up there one day, though.
So he's on the plan.
He's on the regimen?
Yeah.
All right.
He don't look as good as me, but you know, I'm just saying,
I wasn't 400 pounds either,
by the way.
Okay.
All right.
Well, shout out to our family
at Revolt TV.
We'll see you guys tomorrow.
Everybody else,
the People's Choice Mix
is up next.
If you want to hear something,
800-585-1051.
You can also hit me
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I absolutely positively got you.
Why do you lie to people
every day? I do. I do. What you want to hear? What do I want to DJ Envy. Whatever you want to hear, I absolutely positively got you. Why do you lie to people every day?
I do.
I do.
What you want to hear?
What do I want to hear?
Yeah.
Play 21 Savage and Metro Boomin'.
Play that record this morning.
I have the dirty version.
I don't have the clean one.
Oh, okay.
All right.
Maybe another day.
All right.
All right.
Keep it locked.
It's The Breakfast Log.
Good morning.
Had enough of this country?
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I planted the flag. This is mine. I own this.
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No country willingly gives up their territory.
Oh, my God.
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