The Breakfast Club - FULL SHOW: BET Debut, Derek Luke Interview, Being Stuck On The Toilet and More!

Episode Date: April 17, 2023

Today we make our debut on BET.  We are also joined by Derek Luke to discuss Denzel Washington, playing Diddy in 'Notorious,' Antwone Fisher role and more.  We also discuss why Jess Hilarious couldn't make it to today's show.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Good morning, BET. Yes, yes. VH1, good morning. Today is our first day of BET and VH1, but nothing changes. No. Okay? Mm-hmm. People was asking, do I want powder? You know, do I want wardrobe? Oh, you said powder.

I said, what kind of powder did you talk about? I never sniffed no powder, okay? I've smoked it in a blunt with some weed, but never sniffed it. And I did it on accident. I didn't know that it was in there. Okay, happy Monday. Happy Monday. How was your weekend?

What'd you do this weekend? Nothing, which is my favorite thing to do. My daughter had a cheerleading competition on Sunday. I thought it was over. It is, but it was like a little local competition to get them ready for like what is the Super Bowl of cheerleading in a couple of weeks. So that was local.

But other than that, I did absolutely, positively nothing, which is my favorite thing to do. Yeah, my son Logan, he had to track me, which I posted on my gram if you want to check it out. He gets busy. He's pretty fast. And then, so you don't have a boy, but baseball at this age, when they're about eight, seven, eight, nine years old,

is the worst ever. The games is just mad long. Baseball is a boring-ass sport. I've been told y'all that. Baseball was much better when everybody was on steroids. The kids don't be hitting. They be walking all the kids. So it'd be a long game, and then the fields just had nothing but mosquitoes biting you up.

It'd just be long. So I was out there long for the whole weekend watching my son play baseball. Why do you keep stressing long like that, sir? Because it felt like a long time. Okay. It felt like a long time. We were supposed to have a co-host this morning. I think we're still going to have a co-host.

What do you mean? The last, the text I just got said, hey, bro, my stomach is so messed up, like not even playing on the toilet. Jesus. With the emoji of the woman covering her face. So I replied, what's wrong with your butt? So we'll see. When you're up in the wrong with your butt so we'll see when you're up in the ladder and your butt starts to blotter diarrhea diarrhea do you still get diarrhea at

40 something years old yes i just be feeling like you know you get to a certain age where your bowels are just loose and it's not even necessarily diarrhea it's like loose booty when you get to a certain age but that's just me i was born in the 1900s okay those of us born in the 1900s understand what i'm saying okay yes all right, let's get the show cracking. Front page news. Teslin Figueroa will be joining us. There's a lot of shootings over the weekend, man. It's too many shootings now. By the way, this is why I hate when politicians say things like, this is not who we are.

This is exactly who we are. This is American culture. Stop saying as American as apple pie. Start saying as American as gun violence. We don't want to say that. It's the truth, though. It is. All right, we'll kick it with Tesla and Figaro when we come back.

And, of course, get it off your chest. 800-585-1051 if you need to vent. Phone lines are wide open. Good morning. It's the Breakfast Club. Let's go. Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy, Charlemagne the guy.

We are the Breakfast Club. Let's get in some front page news. Tesla and Fig figaro good morning good morning breakfast club family charlemagne and dj envy how was your weekend pretty good shout out to y'all were mentioning charlemagne mentioned cheer so i want to give a shout out to cameron my daughter's cheer coach she made the fam you cheerleading squad i'm very excited about that drop a ball for that. Yep. That's dope.

That's dope. Well, let's get into some front page news. Now, NBA 76ers beat the Nets 121-101. Celtics beat the Hawks. My Knicks beat the Cavaliers. The Kings beat the Warriors. Lakers beat the Grizzlies. The Heat beat the Bucs.

And the Clippers beat the Suns. It's crazy how they're your Knicks now. When Kevin Durant and Kyrie Irving was on the Nets, it sure was your Nets. You sure was at them Brooklyn Nets games. It was always Knicks. I was always at the Knicks game. What are you talking about?

You was at those Nets games, too. I haven't been to the Nets game. I have never seen Kevin Durant play in person. It is amazing. That's not. I've been to the Knicks game. I don't know what's a bigger lie. I don't know what's a bigger lie.

I took my daughter's boyfriend to the Cleveland Cavaliers, fam. No, he took you. He took you. You was his date. I don't know what's a bigger lie, your beard or the detail you tell about being a Knicks fan. I'm always a Knicks fan. Well, Taz, what else are we talking about? Where do you want to start?

Yeah, we'll start with the NRA. You know, again, like you guys mentioned, so much gun violence this weekend happening more and more. But first, I want to send some love healing energy and demand justice for 16 year old ralph yarrell in kansas city many of you probably saw this on social media he was the kid that was going to pick up his two younger siblings from an unfamiliar address he was shot in the head and then shot again when he was on the ground by a white man who answered the door when he rang the wrong doorbell now as of morning, the homeowner has not been identified. Hopefully we'll get some more information on that throughout the day.

But as right now, he has not been identified. He was taken into custody and placed under a 24 hour hold. And then he was released pending further investigation. I'm so confused why he wasn't arrested. Yeah. Well, they said that in order to get more information from the victim in order to get more forensic data uh they they cannot hold him and so folks are out protesting and demanding that you know he'd be arrested which as he should and i would like to know the identity of the man as well yeah because the reality is uh it's innocent until proven

guilty but clearly you know some type of crime was committed right because that's not staying your ground you can't shoot somebody through the door but what you mean identity his name you know want to know like yeah like who he is and like it like it would be if it was us you know if it was us they would definitely know names pictures mugshot you know everywhere let's let's go ahead and reveal uh who that is so that the internet can do their own digging on his background you know they they do a better job than first 48 and he shot him he shot him twice right yes yep shot him once and then when he was on the ground shot him again yeah that's definitely not standing ground well he's probably gonna say it's standing ground because it was at his house he knocked on the door but doesn't the person i thought the person had to like uh break into your house or something

be some type of threat well it depends what person the white person or the black person that is very true that is true that is true so really it really just depends so we're we're going to see uh you know because remember trayvon martin wasn't a threat either so again it just all depends on what justice system that we're looking at but while more gun violence was happening in america this, including four dead and 28 injured, we're going to talk a little bit more about that in the next hour. But Republicans and the current potential 2024 presidential candidates doubled down on gun politics this weekend at the National Rifle Association meeting, rejecting the idea that more gun restrictions would curb bloodshed. They cited scripture, issued prayers. They applauded law enforcement and demanded tighter security in schools. Donald Trump insisted that this is not

a gun problem. The only way to stop these wicked acts is to ensure that any sicko who would shoot up a school knows that within seconds, not minutes, they would face certain death. He also nodded the party's focus on crime, saying that the issue is not too many guns, but too many thugs, hoolams and savage criminals on our street. Now, at the same time, Trump said he would investigate whether hormone treatments and genetically engineered cannabis leads to violence. Meanwhile, at the same time, Vice President Harris spoke about gun violence at the National Action Network Convention. Take a listen to what Trump said at the NRA and what Vice President Harris said at the National Action Network Convention, and we'll talk about it on the other side. Upon my inauguration, I will direct the FDA to convene, and it's going to happen quickly, to convene an independent outside panel

to investigate whether transgender hormone treatments and ideology increase the risk of extreme depression, aggression, and even violence. I think most of us already know the answer, don't we? Furthermore, we have to look at whether common psychiatric drugs, as well as genetically engineered cannabis and other narcotics are causing psychotic breaks. While the NRA is holding its convention in Indiana. Now you know what they've called it? They have called it a, quote, freedom-filled weekend.

So we must ask, freedom-filled for who exactly? Because it's not for the parents who pray that their children will come home from school safe, from a classroom in Uvalde or Nashville. Not for those who pray that their loved ones will come home safe from a bank in Louisville, Kentucky, from a grocery store in Buffalo, or from everyday gun violence in communities across our nation. Listen, man, as long as these politicians benefit from NRA money, you won't see any changes. OK, like I always tell you, just look up these senators who benefit from NRA money and you'll see that the NRA spent a lot of money to benefit, you know, the political campaigns of these senators who directly oppose gun safety legislation.

And they will always refuse to support common sense gun reform because the nra is in their pocket simple and plain all right well that is front page news now tez we'll see you in a little bit absolutely all right get it off your chest 800-585-1051 if you need to vent call us up right now uh maybe you had a great weekend and you want to spread some positivity or maybe it wasn't too great. Whatever it may be. 800-585-1051. Get it off your chest. It's The Breakfast Club. Good morning. Ray, Ray, Ray!

Yo, Charlamagne. Izzy, what up? Are we live? This is your time to get it off your chest. I got an indoor pool, an outdoor pool. We want to hear from you on The Breakfast Club. We can get on the phone right now. We'll tell you what it is. We live! Hello, who's this?

Hey, it's Tiana. Hey, Tiana, get it off your chest. Yo, Envy, I'm calling because we had a little beef over the pandemic. I'm trying to squash it with you. We had a beef? What were we beefing over, mama? So, over the pandemic, your wife was really infatuated with ray dunn ray dunn yes i remember what is ray dunn i'm the girl who got her pancakes oh you got her pancakes so ray dunn is this uh is this company that sells

like cute mugs they sell like cute um stuff for your to hold, whether it's rice, whether it's pancakes, whether it's whatever it may be. And my wife was into it. But during the pandemic, it was very hard to get because most of the stores sold out. So I had these Ray Dunnons that used to buy my wife gifts and I would have beef with them because they would buy stuff for my wife. And it wasn't me. I still don't know what Ray Dunn is. I just told you what it was. You said he's like a secret shopper? No, man. It's like a company that makes like mugs

and storage stuff for your pantry and stuff like that. So if you want to put rice in it, you make stuff like that. It's little cute things like that. I think they sell it at, where do they sell it at, mama?

They sell it at TJ Maxx, Home Goods, TJ Maxx, Home Goods. It's not expensive. I'm not gonna lie. I wasn't paying no attention. I know you wasn't. No, because our alleged

guest co-host was texting me. I thought she said she was at McDonald's on the toilet. And that's when I just was like, whoa. Something's wrong. Something's wrong. I ain't got no beef with you. I love you. I bet.

I'm glad. And you have a great morning, mama. You too. Hello, who's this? Yo, this is Eggie Strange. Eggie Strange. Eggie, you like your breakfast? Yeah. Get it off your chest, brother. How's it's it going man i'm just out here in north carolina uh repping robertson county and

i'm just out here complaining about this north carolina weather man one day it's hot and cold one day we got tornadoes next day we got sun we next day we got snow storms kind of like our state representatives Out here Trisha Cotham I want to call her out for switching sides also Messing up our political playing field When the last time North Carolina had snow?

Like two weeks ago bro Two weeks ago? Jesus Yeah Climate change is crazy Have a good one though Hello who's this? Yo, this is Rashad from Jersey.

Rashad from Jersey. What up? Get it off your chest. Hey, man, we have to tell our drivers, all our people. I know everybody ain't going to listen. You got to stop cutting these tractor trailers off. I'm one. I'm a driver.

And I'm over the road. So when I come home, we got to stop cutting these tractor trailers off, man, because some of these guys not stopping. Man, no, no, no, no. I say that's the other way around. These tractor trailers need to stop cutting people off. Tractor trailers be driving like they cars. They're bullies.

I was going to say that this morning when I was on the way into work. Hey, yo, you can't drive like a car because if you weigh 40,000 pounds, I don't have the acceleration like a car. I got to stay in my lane. I can't punch out. Yo, I can't punch out like that. Man, I be saying. You don't.

Somebody do what he did. You don't want to be. You don't want to be. Okay. So you don't want to be. I'm not going to say me. You don't want to be behind the driver. What you going to do?

You going to try to go around him, right? Then you're gonna get in front of him like a car he can't stop like that he can't stop i agree but listen man some of these people need to go back and do their cdl test over because some of these trucks be trying to be trying to make a last minute turns and be trying to get over at the last minute you're not a car and don't want to let people in sometimes hey listen man when you driving in jersey and new york right these dudes don't know how to drive in jersey in new york that's why they hate coming to the northeast so if i'm from the northeast

i might know how to drive like that so if you got a guy that's from mississippi he don't know how to drive in new york or in jersey or in pa so when he make that last minute turn, he don't even care. But what I see a lot is drivers cut tractor trailers off. And listen, these guys now, they not stopping. They just had one in Mississippi almost went over a bridge trying not to hit a car. I'm one of them.

I'm one of them. I'm not going off the road. I'm not killing myself trying not to hit a car that cut me off. I'm with you. I'm just not going to do it. But I think we all need to watch out for each other on the road because I'll be seeing them tractor trailers,

them truck drivers be driving like they got Hyundais, bro. Hey, listen, man. I'm one of them, man. I mean, I'm with you on all of that. A lot of these drivers ain't safe. They don't care. They never ever try to be on time to deliver a load. And they don't care nothing about me, you, your wife, or your kids.

They're going to try to run you over, man. So we just got to be careful. That's right. We'll be safe out there, man. Hey, Envy, man, I want to shout out Envy. Hey, yo, man, I seen you, man, when you was in AC at the car show, man. Hey, man, I'm telling you, man, we had a blast, and I stopped and shook your hand. I want you to know that African dude that you stopped and talked to, I give a lot of respect to you, man,

because you didn't have a lot of security, and you was walking around with just your homies. But that was a warlord from Congo, and that dude love you and Charlemagne the guy. And he recognized you. You might not remember this, but he stopped. You shook his hand and he took a picture with you. But he just love you, man. And that's my guy. That's what it is.

And he's from Africa, man. All right. So, hey, man, thank y'all for having me, man. Y'all enjoy y'all day. You in your truck, bro, the whole right now. There you go. Be safe out there, brother. And shout out to anybody that comes out to my car.

Show's my next one, of course. We're doing it for In Memory of Young Dolph in Memphis. That's May 28th. And we bring the whole city out. Like I said, it's a family fun day. We just like to look at the cars. They let the kids play. And whether it's parents, kids five and under, or free.

And that's May 28th in Memphis. We're doing it for Young Dolph. We're going to have Young Dolph's whole fleet. We're going to have the Young Dolph Museum. So if you haven't got your tickets, I can't wait to see you in Memphis May 28th. All right? Get it off your chest. 800-585-1051.

It's The Breakfast Club. Good morning. The Breakfast Club. Is it your time to get it off your chest? 800-585-1051. We want to hear from you on The Breakfast Club. Hello, who's this? This is Jacob.

Jacob, what up? Get it off your chest. Yeah, I'm tired of parents in the Bronx not whipping kids' asses because you got a lot of kids out here that think they could get away with s*** and posting stuff on social media and not monitoring their social media. Stuff like that. What happened to your ass? A student threatened you or did something to you, bro? Ain't nobody threatened me.

I'm just, you know, I'm just tired of the nonsense on how parents can't discipline their kids. I don't even know if it's a matter of they can't discipline their kids. They just don't know everything that their kid is doing. You know how back in the day our parents didn't know everything that we was into? Now it's even worse because, you know, your kid might be on TikTok, Instagram, you know, Twitter, Facebook,

all of these different apps your kid is on. But as a parent, you should follow them because as a parent, I follow my kids on all the social media apps that they're on.

You don't know their burner accounts. Instead of them getting sturdy, they should be reading some books. I agree. You don't know all your kids' burner accounts, though. Your kids got all kinds of ad names you don't know about.

I definitely know all my kids' burner accounts. That's what you think. That's why I pay the bill. You think you know all your kids' burner accounts. You don't know all your kids' burner accounts on social media. Yeah, I think I got my kids' burner accounts. Yeah, I think I got my kids' burner accounts, though. Thank you, brother.

Hello, who's this? My name is Mark. How you doing? Good morning. Mark, what's up? Get it off your chest. Yeah, I was just calling about the NRA stuff. The biggest concern is, like, the upstanding citizens will turn their guns in,

and the criminals might know now there's no guns on the street. So it's kind of free-for-all for the criminals if they know no one has any guns. I don't believe that. But don't you believe? Because the criminals don't know who got guns now. The criminals don't care. If a criminal got a gun, a criminal going to try his hand regardless. A criminal.

Correct. You think a criminal is thinking about, OK, I'm a run up on this dude right now and put the gun on him. You don't know. I think in certain areas. Yeah, I think if if you're a criminal and you run up in somebody, let's say in Texas, nine times out of 10, the person you run up is going to have a firearm. Absolutely. If you're in New York, nine times out of 10, the person is not going to have a firearm absolutely if you're in new york nine times out of ten the person is not gonna have a firearm because firearms are usually illegal and you get three years for an illegal handgun so you're less likely to have a firearm

in new york than in texas think about all the times you've seen people run up in stores and not know that that person had something behind the counter and now the criminal's like whoa i didn't know now they don't they don't care's usually places in Florida. It's usually places like Texas. It's usually places like Georgia. It ain't places like, you know, where guns are illegal like that. I don't think a person cares. I think a person that's committed and they have the intention of committing a crime with a firearm, they're going to do it regardless and take their chance.

Right. But what I'm saying is, like, in this Greenwood situation here in Indiana, a mall shooter got stopped because somebody was carrying a firearm. If that guy didn't have one, that could have been a lot worse. Hold on, I'm with you. It's my saying. Hold on, I'm with you. Listen, I'm 2A all day, and I do believe that in those situations, it's always good when

somebody can stop it, but that's a prime example, right? That mall shooter came in there. He didn't know who was packing and who wasn't. He just wanted to shoot up the mall. Just so happened somebody was in there with a gun. Yeah, I mean, that was my biggest thing with New York City, living in New York, that the criminals, of course, had guns. But a legal citizen, you could not even have a legal firearm. They wouldn't allow you to.

Now they open it up a little more. It's still very difficult to get your firearm. But that was my biggest thing because, you know, you're working around. You're driving. You're going to work. You're trying to do what's right. And the criminal don't care. They know you can't have a gun because if you get caught with a gun,

you got three years. So it makes it difficult for legal citizens to carry a legal firearm. But get it off your chest, 800-585-1051. When we come back, we got to tell you about OJ. He had some words for Hov. We'll talk about it next in the room. So don't move. It's The Breakfast Club.

Good morning. The Breakfast Club. talk about it next in the rumors so don't move it's the breakfast club good morning the breakfast club morning everybody it's cj nv charlamagne the guy we are the breakfast club let's get to the rumors let's talk oj rumor has it rumor rumor has it call out a name or you gossiping or you chatting this is the rumor report i mean i guess we on the breakfast club this is where the tea spills right yes on the breakfast club now oj where the tea spills, right? Yes, on the Breakfast Club. Now, O.J. Simpson was out in his car, and somebody ran up on him with a camera and asked him how he felt about Jay-Z's line

where Jay-Z says, I'm not black, I'm O.J. Okay, and this was his reply. What'd you think about that line when Jay-Z said, I'm not black, I'm O.J.? Well, first of all, he didn't say it right. What did you think about that line when Jay-Z said, I'm not black, I'm OJ? Well, first of all, he didn't say it right. When Johnny was talking to me about it, and all it was going on is black, black, black,

I said, man, f*** me in black. This is me. This is about OJ. Yeah, yeah. It wasn't about black or white. It was about these guys were after me. I mean, it's the same damn thing OJ. That was Jay's whole point with the song. Do we have a piece of the story of OJ? Yeah we do. Can we play that?

OJ like I'm not black I'm OJ. OJ house higgin' don't fuck with me I'm a field again with sean cutlery all right go what jay what jay said is actually softer than what oj said correct oj straight up said f being black it ain't about being black you know it's about me i'm oj right that's yeah that's what the sentiment of the song was sir did i use that word correctly i don't think so i think i did i didn't say cinnamon that's what the sentiment of the song was i say cinnamon no i did not i said cinnamon you said cinnamon sentiment you know what the hell i meant i do okay just like cinnamon. That's what the sentiment of the song was. You did say cinnamon. No, I did not. I said cinnamon. You said cinnamon. Sentiment.

You said cinnamon. You know what the hell I meant. I do. Okay, just like OJ know what the hell Jay-Z meant. Okay. Now, also, a couple of weeks ago, Meek Mill posted that he was trying to sell his Atlanta home. He said his real estate agent, he felt, wasn't doing a good enough job, so he wanted to post

it on his Instagram, and the house was sold. You know who bought the house? Yes, I heard the story. Rick Ross purchased the house, but Meek Mill didn't know Rick Ross actually purchased the house. It was a surprise to him. He had no idea that Rick Ross was buying his house. Rick Ross paid $4.2 million in

cash for the Buckhead estate. It said Meek Mill shared on Instagram that he didn't even know that Rick Ross was the new owner. Does it matter? No. I'm sure he just wanted the house sold, but I think that's kind of weird. that Rick Ross was the new owner. Does it matter? No. Yeah. I'm sure he just wanted the household, but I think that's kind of weird.

They were just in the studio a couple of weeks ago doing records. Yeah, I think Ross would have probably told him, like, yo, I'm going to buy your crib, you know. I think it would be a lot better. He would have got it a lot cheaper if he would have went, you know, direct to Meek Mill because he wouldn't have a real estate agent. But that's even better that, you know. Oh, yeah, no commission.

Because there's no commission. If I go. Oh, yeah, no commission. Because there's no commission. If I go there directly, there's no commission. Oh. Well, that's like, you know, you buy my house, I buy a house, and we don't even know until the deal is done. Are we sure this story is true? Because I saw the headline. Has anybody confirmed that?

Has Mika Rick Ross confirmed this story? Well, TMZ reported it. And then he reported after that. I sold that house quick. It was for sale like two years. I knew it would be gone as soon as I posted it as well yeah that's strange that's very strange now we got a report on jamie foxx now we all know that jamie foxx was rushed to the hospital a couple of days ago uh people didn't know why they said it was a mysterious medical complication but they

saying he's doing much better they said it was serious enough to rush him to the hospital, but they said he's talking, he's speaking, and he's joking now. So we definitely wish Jamie Foxx the best. And that's it. That's all I got. No, that's good. Send the healing energy to Jamie Foxx, man. Drop on the clues bombs for the GOAT. Jamie Foxx.

And you know the beauty of that? I hope all of that is true. I hope he is laughing. I hope he is talking. I hope he is joking. And I hope he can see all of the love that people have been giving him you know i mean because one of the things that i hate is when people pass away and then all of a sudden you know people talk about how you're the goat and

you're the most talented of all time and how much they love you and how much you've done for people but the person that's uh gone doesn't get to see that yeah you know so in situations like this uh you know i hope he wakes up and i hope he's up and he gets to see all the love he's been receiving. Absolutely. And lastly, E-40 was ejected from the Sacramento Kings game. Now, you know, he's a huge Warriors fan. The Warriors is playing the Sacramento Kings at the Sacramento Kings home. And he was thrown out the game. Now he was thrown out the game for arguing with another fan. And he said it was racial bias. He said the fan said something to him disrespectful, and he got back. He was heckled the whole night.

He said he said nothing until the fan said something racial, and he said he said something back, and he was ejected. So now the league is looking into exactly what happened to see if it was right to put him out or throw him out the game. I don't think you should throw no fans out for trash talking. I think you should treat it the same way you treat players. You know what I'm saying? If it gets a little bit crazy, then you might give them a warning

and let them know, like, yo, y'all keep this up. We're going to have to eject y'all. But if it's just trash talking the same way the players are trash talking on the court, they should be allowed to do that. Not if it's racial, though. No, he said it was racial because he's a black man and it was a white woman. It ain't like the white woman said, hey, N-word. You know what I'm saying?

He thought it was racial because he's a black man and there was a white woman i just feel like you should allow you know fans let them talk crazy to each other as long as it doesn't get you know too hectic where somebody wants to fight or where they're throwing beer or throwing juice or drink that's right that's right you give them a warning you know if you see things getting too out of hand and you know if it gets to a place of physicality and you toss them out but if it's just trash talk man let them people talk. Now, he said he addressed the heckler in an assertive but polite manner. Mm-hmm.

So, no, I don't think he can throw it out. He probably said, he said, you know what's my favorite word? Yeah, that's probably what he said. That's probably what he said. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's probably what he said. Yeah. All right.

He probably didn't even get to the word. He just said, hey, better watch yourself. You know what's my favorite word. Okay? My Jesus. Don't make me say it like short. Oh, my goodness. All right. Well, that is your rumor report. get to the word you just say hey what's my watch yourself you know it's my favorite word okay don't make me say it like short oh my goodness all right well that is your rumor report now when we come back we got front page news teslan figaro will be joining us we got to talk more mass shootings i'm tired of talking about it it seems like this continues each and every week yeah it doesn't stop

it doesn't slow down i'm tired of talking about it because it's just a bunch of problems we've discussed and no solutions yes hey we know that we're not gonna ever get to no solutions because most of these senators are in the NRA's pockets. Right. And for everybody out there listening and watching, Jess Hilarious was supposed to be our guest host this morning. But she got diarrhea. Let's call it what it is, bro. But she's sick.

No, she got diarrhea. She's sick. She don't want us to say that, but she got the bubble gut. She's sick. She's right across the street, afraid to come sit in this studio because she don't want to be running, you know, back and forth. She's six. She's right across the street, afraid to come sit in this studio because she don't want to be running, you know, back and forth. She's sick. I'm trying to think if I ever had diarrhea at work.

I don't remember. I have. Just like that. And you shot it on yourself. I definitely shot it on myself. I remember that. And then you threw your underwear in the trash can. I sure did.

And from that day on, they've been thinking there's some weird stuff going on up here at the Breakfast Club. Front page news. This next dope move is the Breakfast Club on up here at The Breakfast Club. Front page news. This next dope move is The Breakfast Club. Good morning. The Breakfast Club. Your mornings will never be the same. Introducing The Game, a new single from The Lox, Rick Ross, and Fat Joe. This track is more than just a tribute for hoops culture.

It's a lifestyle. Find out more at DraftKings.com slash The Game. Available now on all major streaming platforms. Morning everybody, it's DJ Envy Charlemagne the guy. We are the Breakfast Club. Now it's time for some front page news. Good morning, Tez and Figaro. Good morning, DJ Envy Charlemagne and the Breakfast Club family. Yo. Yeah, let's start off with some sports real fast. The 76ers beat the Nets, the Celtics beat the Hawks, My Knicks beat the Cavaliers. The Kings beat the Warriors.

Lakers beat the Grizzlies. The Heat beat the Bucks. Clippers beat the Suns. Now, I don't know if you've seen John Morant got hurt. I don't know how bad his injury is. He was actually trying to dunk on somebody and landed on his wrist. A bunch of people got hurt yesterday. John Morant got hurt yesterday.

Giannis got hurt yesterday. The Greek freak got hurt. Tyler Hero got hurt yesterday. John Moran got hurt yesterday. Giannis got hurt yesterday. The Greek freak got hurt. Tyler Hero got hurt yesterday. He had a broke hand. Yeah. So we'll see how that plays out in these playoffs. I think the Lakers are going to win that series. Yeah, I think so too.

I thought they were going to win the series even with Ja in there. But I think they're definitely going to win the series with Ja out there. Nah, they look good. All right, what else we got, Taz? Where do you want to start? Well, we will start once again covering a mass shooting. Now, while the NRA convention was going on this weekend, we talked about that last hour, guys, so make sure you go back and hit the rewind and listen to the NRA convention story.

But while that was going on, four people were killed and 28 were injured, including a high school football player this weekend at a Sweet 16 birthday party in Daveville, Alabama. Now, authorities say that the shooting started around 1030 on Saturday, but declined to answer any questions or provide any details on who the suspect is. Now, Biden has called the rising gun violence in the U.S. outrageous and unacceptable, which we've heard him say that many times before. He also urged Congress to pass laws. We heard him say that before as well, to try to do something to curb the violence. Now, this brings the total mass shooting now 163 so far in 2023.

And like we mentioned again last hour, 16-year-old Ralph Yarl, who was also shot and injured in Kansas City when he went to the wrong door. So this is just back-to-back, and it's just to the point, guys, that now we're even trying to figure out, like, how do we prioritize what story to cover? Because they just seem to all be mass shootings, you know, back-to-back. And trying to get that information out there to the folks has been a challenge. Yeah, and just like politicians, what can we say that hasn't already been said? All right, nothing is going to change. Mass shootings, gun violence is the American way. And as long as these politicians benefit from NRA money, nothing is going to change.

Yeah, and this one's a sad one because this town seen a mass shooting, I think, like six, seven years ago in that same town. But what's really bothering me is it seems like they don't really have any leads. Like they haven't said a description. They haven't said why. The only thing that they said was they believe somebody attended the party with some firearms. They told them to leave. And all of a sudden it was this shooting. So it just seems like they don't have much information.

And they're begging the people out there, if you heard anything, if you've seen anything, please report to the police. That's the one in Alabama, right? that's the one in Alabama that's the one in Alabama yeah and just the anxiety with it alone I'm planning my daughter's sweet 16 party in June and just reading this I was like wow like even at the sweet 16 party I know you guys probably feel the same way being parents it's just this constant anxiety you know that's just back to back to back my niece a couple of weeks ago at ou she was on campus when they had that gun uh scare there was a shooting i didn't i didn't get a chance to cover because we were covering other mass shootings but it's just the constant you

know worrying about your children and worrying about if they're going to make it home and it is just ridiculous i feel like that any time i'm somewhere where it's a large group of people like even being at my daughter's cheerleading tournament yesterday, there was one police officer there. He had like a Glock on him, but I'm sitting there thinking, damn, what if somebody comes in here with one of those weapons of mass destruction? What is that one officer going to do? But then I start thinking to myself, well, who else in here is carrying,

just in case and would be willing to start firing if something went off like that? My mind shouldn't even be on that right but it is right right right and i want to tell you what your daughter too i don't know if this is even an option because because i was nervous about it i gave my daughter uh a choice to say that she could uh go somewhere that she wants to go like a vacation to create a memory or sweet 16 and my daughter decided she'd rather create that memory so that that saved me so much because i didn't want to do a sweet 16 but like you said having all these kids from different high schools

that you really don't know was kind of like it was giving me anxiety as well yeah and but then i shouldn't have to be you know robbed of that you know what i'm saying like i i really want her to have the sweet 16 the daddy daughter dance you know the whole little now there are people that we're just we're doing a private formal party but still just the fact that i even have to think about that you know what i'm saying that that just it's ridiculous and my sister who's a teacher she's like a sister to me she has my best friend every day that she goes to the classroom she has to figure out an exit plan you know what happens do i run here do i go there i mean they can't even focus on teaching because of of this mass shooting stuff the anxiety is extra high you got to factor in mass shootings uh like you factor in what the

weather's gonna be that's right like mass shootings is always could potentially be part of the forecast crazy all right well thank you Tez I know we had a lot to get to but we'll see you tomorrow and listen make sure you subscribe to the uh Scrayshot No Chaser podcast on the Black Effect iHeartRadio podcast network hosted by Teslin Figueroa. And Teslin will be with us this Saturday in Atlanta at Pullman Yards for the first ever Black Effect podcast festival. As of Friday, we only had 200 tickets left, so we might be sold out. I'm not sure. But just in case we're not, go to Eventbrite.com or BlackEffect.com for more information and snatch up those last little bit of tickets,

and we'll see you on Saturday in Atlanta at Pullman Yards at the first ever Black Effect Podcast Festival. Absolutely. Well, thank you, Tez, again, and we'll see you tomorrow. Now, when we come back, actor Derek Luke will be joining us. So don't move. We're going to kick it with Derek Luke. It's The Breakfast Club.

Good morning. The Breakfast Club. Good morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy, good morning The Breakfast Club Good morning everybody, it's DJ Envy Charlemagne, the guy We are The Breakfast Club, we got a special guest in the building Yes indeed Derek Luke, welcome What's good? How you feeling? Blessed man, blessed

Man, good to meet you, when you walked in, I was, I just, you talked and I was like, man I feel like Puffy just walked in and said, I'm hungry, put me butt naked in the jungle How about wearing a chinchilla? That's what's up Do you hate that? Like, man, I feel like Puffy just walked in and said, I'm hungry. Put me butt naked in the jungle. Come out wearing a chinchilla. That's what's up. Do you hate that? No, man. You know, yo, actually, I respect Puff. I wanted to actually just, after digging a little bit, I wanted to play his story.

But I realized, like, it was, because I felt like that was the element that was missing from the neighborhood. And I felt like Puff had this entrepreneurial vision vibe that maybe the studios wasn't trying to lift that story. But I felt like, you know, the man that can, you know, bring in three to four hundred million dollars. I felt like our generation needed to know more about that. You know what I'm saying? So I love playing puff now for people that don't know we're talking about of course the movie notorious that's right so so how was since since we're starting there how was doing that movie how did you get cast

to break that down for people that don't know um the way i got cast was i was i was in the city doing some um press and my publicist at the time, I guess she was friends with Puff but one of Puff's guards sensed word that they wanted to holla and I was like, word, okay. And you're from Jersey so you pretty much grew up with that boy all your life, right? Yeah, yeah. So, you know, I was

in LA, I was on Rodeo and I heard somebody calling me one of my character's name. Somebody like yelled out the car, and they called me Boobie from Friday Night Lights. And I looked, and it was Puff. And I was mad shocked, and we were talking. Still, nothing.

And I get a call. Who's calling you? Are you sure he wasn't saying Boobie? Yo, shut up, man. Puff a wild boy now. Hey, how you doing there? You want to be bad, then? that ain't that ain't really for me I was like let somebody else rock that and then just too much heat too much culture

pressure not enough time to get into the character and cause they was ready to go like right there and I was like nah nah it's okay so you told Puff nah I'm not doing it I'm gonna pass yeah cause it was like it was really in honor of the east you know what I what does puff say because puff don't take no you know

what he he was he was kind of he was kind of gracious he was like yo he was like you know all right well you know maybe maybe not this one make you know but you know maybe we'll connect on another one and somehow i don't know it was a third call second call and uh he called and i was like you know me and my wife was like well maybe this is a sign maybe this is a divine sign and so we it was like i i think we pray it's supposed to do this and we went forward i know you're here to promote you know the crossover for disney plus but i've been watching you for so many years so i'm i'm really a fan my favorite derrick luke movie the movie that introduced me to derrick luke movie the movie that introduced me

to derrick luke was antoine fisher antoine fisher was so powerful for me at the time because you know i i got touched on by my mom a woman in my family you know i'm saying when i was like eight years old right and i never had seen that portrayed in a film in that way yeah is that a hard role to play and is it a hard role for you to watch and revisit no it's for some reason man Antoine was probably my easiest role uh maybe it was because Denzel was there um uh maybe because I had lived such a life of experience and um I don't know it's it's it's real easy I think it's the role that I've tried to push away from because I'm like, well, what do I do now? You know, like, what's my legacy? And a lot of bios started coming.

And I'm like, man, that's, you know, I don't want to do that. Because I came to L.A. to do slapstick. I came to L.A. To do comedy, you are? Yeah, yeah, to have a show like Martin. Oh, wow. Yeah, I didn't come to do, I wasn't interested in movies. I just wanted

the TV show, make $100,000 and just rock. You know what I mean? And that wasn't what God had for me. Wow. I mean, most comedians are great at drama though. Were? Yeah. If you think about it. Yeah. They had that dual levels. Yeah, for sure. And you don't got to answer this because it might be too personal but i just always wondered how much did you have how much experience did you have with that role because i like when i saw that i'm like god that is i i know that feeling that he's yeah going through and i hadn't seen

nobody even present that on camera until that movie and then tyler perry when he was on oprah talking about a woman in his family touching um i had personal experience with it um i don't i don't know that i connected the triggers and traumas from my experience to antoine i think part of the emotions that came out was more of a cry that i had to god about who I was what my purpose was and because I you know I'm looking at Sidney I'm looking at Denzel and I wanted to be the my generation what they was to theirs and I wasn't sure how you do that I didn't have the stage training I didn't have all that and I felt like one of the things that I realized, and like you hear the hip hop, like we have a lot of commonality,

like no father's present. And, um, a lot of that for me came out from like not having a, you know, father, not having a guardian. So it was,

yeah, yeah. I, I do have personal experience. Um, but I felt like it was coming from like a deeper soul searching place to find my place in the world in acting and it was based on a true story and that's that's what i love it so much because it's like man the world be so hard on black men and some people might just

look at that character antoine and he wasn't a character real person but antoine is being violent yeah you know and temperamental for no reason but there's a whole backstory yeah how a person becomes like that that was that's crazy because I met this producer um after I did it and he said something to me interesting he was like yo you know um I really respect how Denzel uh directed that and directed you he says because if I directed that and directed you. He says, because if I directed that, I would have probably made you, tried to make you a little more passive. And I was like, what? He was like, yeah.

He was like, you know, I saw it and I felt like he was, the character was, you know, strong and I wouldn't have had that take. And he was like, I learned a lot from that. And so when you were saying about black men in the world and what we deal with, that triggered that conversation I had with this producer.

You feel like that film has slept on? Because I do. I feel like that's like upper echelon filmmaking, and I think we should hold that film in higher regard. I think it's, if anything, it was an early film that helped us, you know, dive deep into what our hurts are, you know. And creatively, you know, it was my first joint. I had so much more to learn.

So, you know. Is it hard to watch because you might just feel like you wasn't good in the movie? Because you weren't great, by the way. No, I just, you i let i kind of let people make their own decision and you know i keep hearing like you know denzel like i think i asked him before i was like yo what's your favorite movie he's like the next so i took that mentality on like forget that you know let me let me try to figure out what's next for me all right we got more with derrick luke when come back, don't move. It's The Breakfast Club. Good morning.

Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy, Charlemagne the guy. We are The Breakfast Club. We're still kicking it with actor Derek Luke. How was working with Denzel? Amazing, man. It's like, he's like. I mean, that was your first film, and he was Denzel.

Yeah, yeah. And he had just one for training day. Were you nervous? He reminded me of my uncles. And he never like he never had that. He never like created a space where, where I'm Mr. Washington, because when I first walked into the audition, he was like, Yo, I'm Denzel. And I was like, kind of like made this smirk like, Yo, I know he was like, Well, you know, not everybody watch movies. So I was like, dang, he's like, he's mad, he's down to earth. But Denzel, to me, he's like the Phil Jackson behind the camera, man. Yeah. Speaking of Phil Jackson, you play a father coach in The Crossover, right? Yeah.

The Crossover's a movie that you got, you're up here for. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What track do you do that role? The family unit. Okay, okay. um i think you know since i was a kid i was always like sentimental i always like uh admired the family and i didn't think that there was enough family represented on screen um and i thought it was a great opportunity because i always was looking for a mentor you know I was a mentee chasing

that mentor to be in a role of a mentor you know and influencing the mentees I just thought be interesting you know the tape take that on you with the book nah and that's what excited me too because there was a you know that that book is credited with what like two million kids reading it, Newberry winner. And one of the, you know, like plugs of the book is that kids who normally didn't read, you know, started reading. And I grew up like a lot of us in the inner city. And like until my last year, you know, I would hear people talk about, you know, a high school. I went to a more diverse school.

They were like, yo, you know, I read this book this to more diverse school they were like yo you know i read this book this weekend i'm like you read a whole book in the weekend i'm like what and i thought like how many kids that was left back in the hood i was like yo there was no prerequisite there was no culture of like reading and i'm like man that's that's the difference that's where we at but but no i don't i don't remember that so i kind of felt like you know the crossover be a good i kind of felt like you know the crossover be a good sports family i thought it was like a good antidote now lebron produces right yeah how hands-on was lebron with this uh well his two producers was on set he wasn't on set it was just the fact of his legacy and what his name meant to the project yeah did

you ever play sports you got them big ass hands oh no you were slapping people or you were playing football or something no no man I I came more athletic as I started getting into acting. My mom didn't want us to play. My brother got tackled. My older brother got tackled when he was a teenager. Dude broke both his hips. So my mom was like, no sports. You didn't read.

You didn't play sports. How did you escape the hood, sir? Do tell. Do tell. Hey, man. It was, you know, that classic mom. This is my house. He was required you know, that classic mom, just my house. He was required to go to church.

Oh, yeah. And, you know, just, yeah, and watching videos. You know, watching videos after work. Didn't want to go to the club because, you know, Heineken costs like $6, and I'm only making like $150. You're from Jersey, right? Yeah, I'm from Jersey. Okay, what part?

Jersey City. Jersey City. Okay. So, you know, I went to the club. You know, I'm holding the Heineken, trying to keep it warm. I mean, trying to keep it cool so, you know, the suds don't go out. And I'm like, man, wait, I had to get $6 to get here for gas. I had to put this whole joint on layaway.

I'm like, nah, this ain't for me, man. I'm going man i'm go to peppermint lounge get me some food and rent a movie i'm good now you still gotta audition for parts or you don't audition anymore um when it's when it's parts where maybe it's something that i didn't show or a part where you about going to another level yeah yeah somebody just sent me something with dinero and um i was just like nah it ain't for me and damn some people will see the name and be like oh dinero i gotta do this yeah no but i'm at the i think i'm at the part like in my career where i let other people drive and for a long time people used to say yo it's all about pedigree pedigree but i would do pedigree and it but it wouldn't really gel with me what do you mean for us non-'s all about pedigree, pedigree. But I would do pedigree, but it wouldn't really gel with me.

What do you mean? For us non-actors? Well, pedigree is just like who you in the scene with or who's your cast. A lot of times, I thought it was artistic, but it wasn't culturally relevant.

Gotcha. You know what I mean? So that's where I'm at now. I want to do both. I was going to ask, is there any part that you decided not to do that it was like, damn, I should have did that later?

Or a part that just blew up, you was like, damn, I missed that one. I mean, there's a couple, but I think the more... Nah, because that other actor that did it. Nah, because that other actor that did it, man, he did a great job. But I knew coming in...

But maybe it just wasn't for you. It is, exactly. So what movie was that just wasn't for you that took off and it was like, man. You know, he did a great job, but I knew coming in. But maybe it just wasn't for you. It is, exactly. So what movie was that just wasn't for you that took off and it was like, damn. Terrence Howard used to always say,

and I know Terrence, but Terrence used to, like, sometimes talk about Antoine Fisher. Mm-hmm. And a lot of people was passionate about that joint. Well,

what's the joint he did? The pimp joint. That's what I saw. Now... Are you supposed to be the pimp? Nah, because, you know, you get sent these scripts early. I'm like, nah, well, what's the joint he did? The pimp joint. Hustle and flow. Are you supposed to be the pimp? Nah, because, you know, you get sent these scripts early. I'm like, nah, G, that ain't, like, I'm not even interested. He was like, I ain't doing anything. I'm not even interested. Ain't nothing about that.

And with Taryn, Taryn's bodied that. You know what I mean? He bodied it. So you're supposed to do hustle and flow. Nah, G. I couldn't see nobody else doing hustle and flow but Taryn. I can't even lie to you. There you go. There you go. You can't say mine. Yeah, yeah, G. I couldn't see nobody else doing Hustle & Flow but Tarantino. There you go.

There you go. You can't say mine. Yeah, yeah, mine. Mine. You know what I'm saying? And so it's that respect. Like, you know, I heard a couple dudes

be like, yo, man, I wanted to do Antoine. I just don't say nothing. I'm like... Nah, that was your role. I'm like... Nah, that was your role. I'm like, I get it.

But Hustle & Flow, man, that's not, that ain't me. One more thing, I know you got an independent film coming out called Rare Objects with Katie Holmes. What do you enjoy more, the indie films or big blockbuster stuff like The Cross? I mean, I like Rare Objects because, I mean, I like both, but indie films, you got that freedom. And then, you know, with katie she's an actor and she creates this you know environment that you can like that you can fly and y'all work together a few times yeah yeah yeah and it's not the typical studio projects that come at you you know what

i mean like so yeah that's the dope about the independent space all right yeah yeah you gotta come back up here and build with us a little bit more no doubt man you're on the run doing the press thing and i gotta, it's dope. This is my first time here, but I love the way people react when they say The Breakfast Club. What you mean? It's almost like, and publicist is here, and before, sometimes you're in a retainer with your publicist. And coming on, we were discussing mass, cultural and, you know, and sort of business, uh,

markets. And what's interesting is that so many people talk about child in this regard. And I love the fact that like talent has to come through here. It has to come through your gift. And when people come through here, it's almost like a crowning on them. You know what I'm saying? And so I just, I just want to, you know what I'm saying? Oh, thank you.

And so I just want to, you know what I'm saying? Like, you got, y'all have that respect. You know what I mean? And it's black. And it's black. Yeah. And so I just bless y'all on that. I appreciate it.

I want you to come back just so we can dig into your career a little more. It's actually our fault because we ran a little over on another interview. But thank you, man, for coming. Yeah, I appreciate it. Definitely. Thank you, man. And good luck with everything. Thank you, bro. Yes, sir. And make sure you check out The Crossover. That's right. But thank you, man, for coming. Appreciate it. Definitely. Thank you, man. Good luck with everything. Thank you, bro.

Yes, sir. And make sure you check out the crossover. That's right. Disney Plus starring Derek Luke. That's right. It's Derek Luke. It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning.

This Monday shouldn't be so eventful. Yeah. Okay? It's supposed to be just a regular Monday. I just like to start my week with ease. That's right. All right? But it is easy.

It ain't hard. No. It's our first day on BET and VH1. That's right. Right? Yeah. Our guest co-host was supposed to be Jess Hilarious. Yeah.

And she's across the street, but she ate somewhere last night. Yeah. She had some seafood that upset her tummy. Yeah. Yeah. She couldn't stay off the toilet. We've all been there before, though. Yeah.

That happened to you? You had diarrhea up here one day? I don't let diarrhea stop me from nothing. If I gotta go, we go. Just show me where the closest bathroom is. I told her we had

the private bathroom for her, but she said she didn't want to look on. Well, you know what? We should just call her. You want to call her? Let's call her. All right, well, let's call her.

Let's call Jessie if she answers. Hello? Jessica Robin Moore? Yo. What you doing? Come on, chill out. What you doing?

This is not a joke, bro. No. What happened? You really got bubble guts? How you feeling? Yo, what the f***? Like, yeah. Oh, you on air.

Oh, everybody, Jess was supposed to be our guest host this morning. Oh, wow. Jess Hilarion was supposed to be our guest host this morning. Jess Hilarious was supposed to be. But she didn't make it, so we decided to call her. Yeah, Jessica told us this morning that, you know, she texted me. She said, hey, bro, I'm on the toilet, butt loose. Stomach really messed up. Not even playing. Never said that.

Yo, it's the seafood That's messing with The seafood in Jersey I'm not ever doing it again How you from Maryland but you can't handle seafood You from Baltimore From another place It's not good So is this the first time you had a bad reaction to seafood

And your butt's loose like that Yo my butt is not loose What is going on What is going on so why are you afraid to sit in the studio because i don't want to fart i don't what do you mean we've already told people that something is up with your stomach they're gonna understand why would you do that why would you you could have lied and said something else why Why? For what? You right across the street. We got everything on your rider.

Everything you asked for, too. That's right. Yep. It's BET and VH1. They there. They waiting for me. BET and VH1 right here waiting on you. And you across the street on the toilet.

You know, this is embarrassing. Why is it embarrassing? Have you ever missed a shit? Because we on the toilet. You know, this is embarrassing. Why is it embarrassing? Have you ever missed a shit? Because we on the air. You gonna call me all these listeners, yo. So, all right. So, you got a little brown juice running down your leg right now. But is this the only time you've ever missed something because of diarrhea?

No. Oh, so you had a diarrhea problem before? Yeah, just once before. So, do you have in any of your contracts that you know, like, because of weather, you know, inclement weather, inclement booty do, you know what I mean, diarrhea, something like that? No. What? I don't never know when it's going to happen, but one day I had to be on set, and I had

to go to, I was on the tour real bad, man, and I just, I couldn't film. It was bad. Jesus Christ. Well, we're gonna make this a topic. Also, too, Jess. It's not even about, yo, it's not even about me being on the toilet. It's about the discomfort in my stomach on camera. I cannot

be looking like my stomach hurts. You make wild faces all the time anyway, Jess. People are not gonna know the difference. And people will feel your pain because they'll be looking at you like, oh, I didn't been in that situation before. That's right, yeah.

I can't believe y'all told everybody. We're going to make this a topic, though. I think we should make this a topic. I want everybody to bring Jess Hilarious and Pepto Bismol this Saturday because Jess is going to be hosting the Black Effect podcast festival, which as of Friday, there was only 200 Jess Hilarious and Pepto Bismol this Saturday because Jess is going to be hosting the Black Effect Podcast Festival which as of Friday

there was only 200 tickets left so it might be sold out now. But bring her some Pepto Bismol to the Pullman Yards in Atlanta on Saturday. If you want a picture with Jess, bring her some Pepto Bismol. I like that. Shut up. Make sure you get your tickets. April 22nd y'all. Make sure.

Now, I think we should make this a topic next hour. 800-585-1051. Have you ever missed something because of diarrhea? Because of a loose booty, have you ever missed a job, a date, a game, or whatever it may be because you had a little loose booty and you had a little diarrhea coming out? I think we should do that next hour. I agree.

Yo, get off my phone, yo. I can't deal with this. I hope you got enough toilet tissue. I do. should do that next time. I agree. Yo, get off my phone, yo. I can't deal with this. I hope you got enough toilet tissue. I do. I do. And I hope your hotel ain't got no bidet either. If they don't, this is what y'all put me in. Nick Cannon put me in better hotels than this.

Bye, Jess. Bye. Goodbye. All right, when we come back, we got Bye. Goodbye. All right, when we come back, we got your rumor report. We got to talk about Pete Davidson. Now, he says he doesn't understand the hype about his penis size. Charlamagne? What that got to do with me?

It ain't got nothing to do with me. We'll talk about it when we come back. I guess it does because I was talking to him. We'll talk about it when we come back. It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning. Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy, Charlamagne Tha God. We are the Breakfast Club. Good morning. Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy, Charlamagne Tha Guy.

We are The Breakfast Club. Good morning. Let's get to the rumors. Let's talk Weezy F, baby. Rumor has it. Rumor. Rumor has it. Call out a name or you gossiping or you chatty patty.

I am gossiping. This is The Rumor Report. I mean, I guess we on The Breakfast Club. This is where the tea spills, right? Right. On The Breakfast Club. Now, Lil Wayne was in New York over the weekend. He was actually performing at the Apollo Theater in Manhattan, in Harlem, I should say.

And, of course, he's in Harlem, so it was only right for him to bring out Cam'ron to do Touch It or Not. Ooh. That's right. I don't want to touch it or not. Mother f***er, what you doing? You going to suck it or Motherfucker, you know what you know Baby, you're a motherfucker You gonna suck it or not? Motherfucker Motherfucker

You don't want to be talking about Motherfucker To another sucker Motherfucker I ain't no sucker, mama I'm gonna fuck the truck You a bad kisser, man You a bad kisser, mama

That's a classic record You wanna rock my mic I'm hot like I'm hot like I'm hot like Yes Why can't you say suck it or not? The clean version is touch it or not. Yeah, but he can say suck it. That's one person I would love to see in a breakfast club that we've never interviewed. Lil Wayne. He ain't messing with you.

You think 50 can beat him in a versus? Now, one time he did say he was going to come up here, but... That was before you said 50 could beat him in a versus? He knows. He knows 50 messing with you. You think 50 can beat him in the versus? Now, one time he did say he was going to come up here, but... That was before you said 50 could beat him in the versus? He knows. Well, he knows 50's my guy. By the way, I saw a lot of people last night. Lowkey, don't think I ain't see you post on Instagram. Okay, I get it now.

Because you was at that Lil Wayne show last night. Nobody ever said Wayne doesn't have the catalog or the hits or the records. That's exactly what you said. I just said that in the versus, you have to pick the right 20 joints, and it has to match pick the right 20 joints and it has to match with the other 20 hey man you're gonna suck it or not man all right now cameron is also being sued now this is the weirdest thing for me i've never understood this i probably will never get it he is being sued of a picture of himself so he had a picture of himself you know

that infamous picture where he's wearing the uh pink fur legendary hat. It's what made everybody want to wear the pink fur. It's why Lil Nas X put the pink fur on with the phone for Halloween. It's why Drake had the pink fur on at the Apollo show earlier this year. Exactly. Well, he was selling it allegedly on merch. And now the photographer that took the picture is accusing him of profiting off of his image. Which is wild. Somebody has to explain that to me.

That happened to me before, too. You know, you use a picture that uh you see online of yourself you know and somebody else took it and then they that photographer hits you up for money i don't understand the logic if it's me i i'll never understand it because it's your image it's your photo it's you it's you am i not my own intellectual property right but so they can use the picture of you but you can't use the picture of you and technically if they're asking you for permission to take uh the picture of you, but you can't use the picture of you? And technically, if they're asking you for permission to take the picture of you, that doesn't mean that they own the picture, right? Right. It shouldn't mean that.

Right. And if a photographer takes a picture, does he get permission or does he just take the picture? You never sign off. You never say take the picture. You know what I mean? You just take the picture. Because it's different when it's like a photo shoot. Correct.

That makes sense if it's a photo shoot. But that picture of Cam with the the phone that does look like something somebody took when he was out and about i don't know it's weird well he is being sued for that so uh they're going through the uh i guess because he profited off of it and i guess the photographer wants his in and you're a sucker too you're a sucker if you're a photographer and you know you just take a random picture of somebody and then when that picture that person uses it later you sue them well once again if it's a photo shoot, I understand. I get it, right.

But if it's just a random out-and-about picture, you a sucker to be suing. Because you know, you ain't had to take a picture of that person. Now, Pete Davidson addresses his big D rumors. Now, he revealed that... What's D show for? Mm-mm. I don't know. Wow.

I don't know. Why you had to sound like something got caught in your throat just now-mm. I don't know. Wow. I don't know. Why you got to sound like something got caught in your throat just now, bro? I don't know. You sound like Scooby-Doo Swallow or something. Do we have audio Charlamagne talking to him about this? What were the other names y'all talked around? The worst. Okay.

Nothing sitting around your penis since everybody always talking about your penis? I don't understand. It's really not that special. It's a very normal-sized penis. It's not too big or too small. It's just like, you know, I don't understand that. It's like baby birth forage? Yeah, it's just big enough to enjoy and not big enough for it to hurt, is what I was told.

First of all, let me give some context to that clip, okay? Please. Because that's actually really great journalism. Last week, Pete pulled up here. Great journalism. He pulled up here pulled up here. Great journalist. He pulled up here just to say what's up, you know,

and he wanted to drop off the trailer for his new NBC Peacock show, Bupkiss. Bupkiss. Yeah, so I asked him what does Bupkiss mean and then I asked him

what other titles did they toss around and if you see the Bupkiss trailer, there's a lot of jokes in there about his penis. Yeah, like Jon Stewart walks in the room and says,

hey, I got a date tonight, can I borrow your penis? Yes. We didn't say penis i don't know peacock yeah you know the crazy thing about pete davidson which has got to be uncomfortable for him you know what you're not gonna tell the real story then shut up tell the real story no no you should tell the story tell the story tell what happened when pete came up here last week envy when you was in the office with somebody else tell him what happened it's fine it's okay because if tell the story all right let me say i'm not gay but i just want to start wow i want to start off okay he wanted to preface with that i want to preface with that just in case y'all weren't sure so i was i was i was talking to a young lady we were we were in the young lady's office and pete david Davidson walked in and said hello so I said hello

she said hello, Pete Davidson said hello and then Pete walked out so the young lady said so the young lady said you know I had to, and she said never mind right so I said what, you looked at her sweatpants, I did too no that's not what she said, she said never mind this is a conversation I should have with another woman

and then she remembered she was talking to my girl DJ Envy, as Webby said, my girl, DJ Envy. I said, what? You looked at her sweatpants? I did too. I'm sorry. I did. It's Pete Davidson.

Okay. All right. Okay. You judging me? No, I'm not. Why are you so insecure about this? Relax, bro. Think I'm gay?

Last time I checked, I was Charlotte McGay. Okay. That's what I was always told. You my girl, DJ Envy. I'm Charlotte McGay. All right. Okay. All right. That's what I was always told you my girl dj envy i'm charlamagne okay that's what i was told all right and lastly uh benzino benzino why you laughing benzino was doing an interview and he was talking about the time that michael jackson called him and said

thank you for dissing eminem let me tell you michael jackson called me 45 minutes i was in the turnberry in miami mike Jackson called me. I knew Mike. I met Mike through Teddy. Got to spend some time with him. But Mike called me on 45. He thanked me. Because when Eminem dissed him with the fire situation in the video, he started talking about Tommy Mottola. And he started saying, Mike was using these devils.

I was like, oh, shit. This was one of the greatest moments of my life that Mike was talking to me. And not saying it because not all white people are bad. We're not saying that. Not all of them are devils. But Mike was referring to the situation in the music industry and he just was going on a rant. But I'll just never forget that. He actually thanked

me because I kind of upheld, you know what I'm saying. If you don't believe Manzino, then you don't know how the industry works. Because I've had some random ass phone calls calls from some random-ass people, too. All right? I know that seems random, but Michael Jackson was a human being, y'all. Correct.

With access to phones. Okay? And he also had feelings. Yes. All right? So that doesn't sound like a cap to me. Okay. All right.

Well, that is your rumor report. Now, who you giving that down to? Man, four after the hour, we need Devin P. Mitchell to come to the front of the congregation. We would like to have a word with him, please. I need all you criminals to listen up and, you know, possibly give me some tips on whether or not Devin was smart or stupid. We'll discuss. All right, we'll get into that next. It's The Breakfast Club.

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more they should be embarrassed by what they already did I'm not making these people do these things I called Donkey of the Day and it really caught me off guard Damn, Charlamagne, who got the Donkey of the Day today? Well, Donkey of the Day for Monday, April 17th, just hilarious Goes to a man named Devin P. Mitchell Devin is from Picayune, Mississippi. The M-I, crick-a-letter, crick-a-letter, I.

Crick-a-letter, crick-a-letter, I. Humpback, humpback, I. Sleuth to all my folks in Mississippi. Drop on the clues box for Mississippi. If I pronounce Picayune wrong, apologies. Don't nobody know how to pronounce that but y'all. But Devin is receiving the biggest hee-haw today. And you know Donkey of the Day is all about giving people the credit they deserve for being stupid.

And I'm always torn when I see creativity weaved in with being stupid. See, Devin was doing a whole bunch of things he had no business doing. Oh, he was riding dirty like a millionaire in 2005. And he was taken into custody and charged with possession of a controlled substance with intent to distribute while in possession of a firearm. Possession of a controlled substance. Tampering with physical evidence. Possession of a firearm, possession of a controlled substance, tampering with physical evidence, possession of a weapon by a felon, and possession of paraphernalia. Sidebar, isn't it amazing how when we are out committing crimes, we don't count the charges? I guarantee you in Devin's mind, he was thinking he had guns and drugs.

He didn't leave the house thinking he was committing five different felonies. Just two, I'm sure. But here's the thing. Most people, I believe, are self-aware enough to know they are doing something illegal. Okay, he's a felon, right? One of his charges is possession of a weapon by a felon. With that said, I would think, you know, you would have a proper stash place for your gun and drugs, right? If you're going to be in the car.

But I have a strange feeling Devin didn't think any of this through. Okay, plan all the way to the end. That's what I was feeling Devin didn't think any of this through. Okay, plan all the way to the end. That's what I was always taught in 48 Laws of Power. Yeah, it's safe to say Devin wasn't ready. Let's go to TLC USA for the report, please. A Mississippi man was arrested Friday during a traffic stop after he attempted to hide a gun in a quesadilla from Taco Bell, according to police. Devin P. Mitchell folded the gun into the quesadilla when police in Picayune stopped him and driver Olivia Neff for a traffic violation. Officers reportedly saw Mitchell stuffing the handgun into a Taco Bell bag, prompting them to conduct a search of the vehicle,

where they found the gun hidden in the Mexican meal. Mitchell found himself slapped with other charges after police also recovered methamphetamine, liquid heroin, and drug paraphernalia during their search, according to authorities. Wow. Wow. Round of applause for me. I pronounced picayune right. Yeah.

Can I have some applause, please, for that? Thank you. Devin got stopped by the police and hid his gun in a quesadilla. Okay, when you eat in a quesadilla, you're supposed to add guac, not a glock, Devin. That's a quesadilla. Okay, whatever. The L's are silent? Yes.

All right, quesadilla. All right? I've heard of hard shells or soft shells for quesadillas, but bullet shells, that's a new one. All right? Now, look, I haven't committed crimes like this in 27 years. All right? Or been around crimes like this in 27 years.

But when I was doing my fake thug fizzle and monks corner South Carolina I saw people have more creative ways to not get caught as you put it with the gun and the drugs in the Trunk underneath the spare tire I've seen them You know hide the gun in the engine of the car which I never agreed with okay in my mind the gun would overheat and Start going off. I've seen them hide it in the center console I've seen them hide it beneath the steering console. I've seen them hide it beneath the steering wheel. If you believe DJ Envy's war stories, he had his.22 stashed in his Manolo Blahniks.

All right? The deuce deuce in the boot. All right? Nowadays, right? Correct me if I'm wrong, Envy, some of these cars have secret compartments to hide your stashes in, right?

Correct. Does the car come like that? No. Oh, you got to get it made like that? Yeah, people usually put it in there. Okay. Vehicles. I still think that's extra stupid

because if you know the car got secret stashes, wouldn't the police know too all i'm trying to say devon if you're going to commit crimes at least think the crime all the way through okay your plan can't be if i get caught i'm gonna put my pistol in this nacho bel grande all right and nra don't y'all get no bright ideas and try to do a collaboration with taco bell okay remember when taco bell had to uh think outside the Bun campaign? NRA or any other gun lobbyists, don't get any bright ideas.

We not doing the Think Outside the Gun campaign, okay? Let's leave that alone. There's not about to be a 380 and quesadilla combo on the menu, all right? 1,340 calories in 13 rounds. No, we not doing that, all right? There will be no Mexican pizza pistol combos. There will be no steak, grilled cheese, bullet, and burritos combo. We not doing that all right there will be no mexican pizza pistol combos there will be no steak grilled cheese bullet and burritos combo we're not doing that all right i have a

feeling devin actually did a hustler's prayer before he left his house if he had everything in the open like that and the only thing he could think to do is put his gun in the quesadilla he really believed future when future said god is blessing all the trap ninjas all right maybe even worse devon might have had one of his people put some good old-fashioned roots okay some voodoo one of them protect the spells on him that he thought would keep him from getting caught but i hope he kept his receipt for that because that stuff don't work all right at least not in situations like that when you leave the house and you move in like devon was it's just the luck of the draw on whether or not you get caught that day okay and this happened to be the day Taco Bell and criminology collided for Devin

more of the guns you crave please give Devin P. Mitchell the sweet sounds of the hamiltones oh now you are the donkey of the day. You are the donkey of the day. Yee-haw. Yee-haw. You know what I hate? What? Silent letters. Lasagna?

What's the point? Quesadilla. Quesadilla. Why have two L's if you're not going to use them? That makes no sense just spell it a different way why what is up with this language that we call english man i don't know don't you think that's stupid it is it's stupid same thing it's like foreskin it's like the same thing with foreskin why be born with it if you're just gonna remove it what are we doing next

Jesus Christ alright I wanted to play a game I don't want to play with you no more I don't know I don't know what race he is

I looked oh okay you know what I'm assuming what nigga Belgrano I think so too alright alright

now when we come back you know Jess Hilarious she was supposed to be our guest co-host this morning but because of situations that we can't control she's not going to be joining us today.

We called her early to find out what was going on. And this is the conversation. Everybody, Jess was supposed to be our guest host this morning. Jess Hilarious was supposed to be. But she didn't make it, so we decided to call her. Yeah, Jessica told us this morning that, you know, she texted me. She said, hey, hey bro I'm on the toilet butt loose stomach really messed up not even playing yo it's the seafood that's messing

with the seafood in Jersey I'm not ever doing it again how you from Maryland but you can't handle seafood you from Baltimore another place It's not good. So is this the first time you had a bad reaction to seafood and your butt's loose like that? Yo, my butt is not loose. So why are you afraid to sit in the studio? Because I don't want to fart. I don't want to fart. What do you mean?

We've already told people that something is up with your stomach. They're going to understand. Why would you do that? Why would you? You could have lied. We got everything on your rider. Everything you asked for, too're going to understand. Why would you do that? Why would you? You could have lied. We got everything on your rider. Everything you asked for, too. That's right.

Yep. It's BET and VH1. They there. They waiting for me. BET and VH1 right here waiting on you. And you across the street on the toilet.

I feel her pain, too, by the way, because I don't like leaving the house if I got to poop in any way, shape, or form. A lot of it has to do with trauma of, like, you know, getting arrested of getting arrested and having to poop in the cold tank,

which you never do, by the way. So I'd never leave the house unless my stomach is completely empty. Well, let's open up the phone box. I got to make sure my butt is empty. 800-585-1051. Has diarrhea ever messed up something for you? Not even just diarrhea. You're just having to poop crazy. Maybe you missed your job or missed an experience, a game, a birthday, or whatever it may be.

Has diarrhea effed something up for you? 800-585-1051. Me, it doesn't matter. Hard-hitting topics on The Breakfast Club this morning. That's right. Me, it doesn't bother me. I got a little diarrhea. I'm coming to work.

I don't care. Y'all all going to smell it. We've seen it. Yeah. You shot it up here one time. I did. And then Envy took his underwear off. This is a true story. I'm coming to work. I don't care. Y'all all going to smell it. We've seen it. Yeah. You shot it up here one time. I did. And then Envy took his underwear off. This is a true story.

We're not making this up. Envy took his underwear off and threw it in the trash can. And I remember the janitor found it. And I think he left a note or something. I'm serious. The janitor left a note. It was like, this is not what he signed up for. But 800, that's a true story, though.

800-585-1051. Has diarrhea ever messed up something for you? Let's talk about it. It's The Breakfast Club. Good morning. Pull out your, pull out your phone. Call in right now. Call me.

Add your opinion to The Breakfast Club topic. Break it down. 800-585-1051. The Breakfast Club. It's topic time. Call 800-585-1051 to join in to the discussion with The Breakfast Club. Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy, Charlamagne Tha Guy.

We are The Breakfast Club. Now, if you're just joining us, we're talking diarrhea this morning. We're talking diarrhea. Now, this conversation comes from our co-host Jess Hilarious. She was supposed to co-host this morning. Yes. And she didn't make it. She's right across the street. Right across the street. And what's crazy is she sent a text to one of our producers it was like I'll be there at like

5.55, 5.59 right? Then she sent a text like bro I'm on the toilet. I'm on the toilet. Cause she said she had some bad seafood. And people are saying in the comments that there's some oysters up north that have been causing people stomach problems. Really? That's what people are saying in our comments.

Really? Yeah. Well, I don't know. You know, for myself, diarrhea doesn't... You know how you say sometimes a period don't start nothing but a sentence? Whoa. Diarrhea doesn't stop nothing at all for me. Whoa. So, talking about if you were a bottom and you had messy diarrhea,

you would still let the person run that brown light? Is that what you're saying? This is an odd... You let them play in the mud? This is an odd situation. No, because the reason... No, because the reason

I say a period don't stop nothing but a sentence is for sexual reasons. I'm not talking about sexual reasons. Especially when you're married, right? I'm just... Whoa. Wow.

That was wild. Yeah, that was wild. I should have said it like that. I don't even know why you used that. I don't know why I used that. But basically, diarrhea is not stopping anything. It does not matter. If I got diarrhea, I will use whatever I have to use to whatever.

If it's a public bathroom. That's a lie. If it's McDonald's. You know how we know we lying? What? Let me tell you how you know we lying. We're both men of a certain age. Correct.

I was born in 1978. Yes, sir. You were born in 1963. That's a lie. Right? both men of a certain age. Correct. I was born in 1978. Yes, sir. You were born in 1963. That's a lie. Right? We got colonoscopies. Correct. You ain't leaving that damn house.

But I was about to. When you're doing that first day of colonoscopy. And I told you. You remember. Because I was going. Oh, you're right. I had a show. You're right.

And I had a party. He was like, Envy, please don't leave the house. You're bugging. The day before a colonoscopy, the prep you got to do for that colonoscopy, that's a different, I don't even know if you call that diarrhea. That's a different level. That's water. It's nothing but water.

Ain't nothing but water. That's it. You're cleaning out your whole system. But I was going to do a party. I had a party lined up. And you was like, you are bugging. Please do not leave the house. Man, but I should have told you to go.

See? I should have told you to go and sent Nick our cameraman just to follow you around all night long. That would have been amazing to go and sent Nick our cameraman just to follow you around all night long. That would have been amazing to see. Wow. I mean, I've been up here with diarrhea. You was up here with diarrhea?

Yeah. You threw your underwear in the trash can? That's right. I passed gas. I shot it. And it had a little, you know, brown on my underwear. I couldn't walk around with the stinky stink. So I just took my underwear off and doop. That's when the janitor thought we was really wild and the custodian thought we was bugging.

They was finding bloodstained things and dirty underwear with doo-doo in it. There was no bloodstains in my underwear. That's not what he said. That just sounded... No, let's go to the phone line. That sounded crazy. That sounded crazy. Jesus.

Hello, who's this? Jasmine. Hey, Jasmine. Good morning good morning good morning when did you have loose booty in high school so my teacher right this was like the worst teacher at this school so i guess everybody had been asking me to go to the bathroom that day and my god it's my family i was 17 i was about six months pregnant. So, I'm not going to go to the bathroom. First of all, you're not supposed to do that.

No pregnant person goes to the bathroom. But the teacher was like, no. So, I'm thinking I can hold on. I'm like, all right. You know, we only got like an hour left of school. So, about 10 minutes go by, and I felt like I had to pass gas, and it just went left from there. Oh, man.

And you were pregnant too? Nasty, Jasmine. I know it looked... Needless to say, I finished that school year online at home and just saw that everybody went to graduation. What'd it look like? Hennessy with grilled chicken in it? Ew.

Goodbye, Jasmine. Ew, that's disgusting. Dre. Yo, what's up, y'all? Turn the radio down, brother. I'm turning it down right now Now tell us when you had Loose booty bro Hey bro

I ain't gonna say loose booty But There was one time I was working for this Inventory company We were doing the inventory At an express clothing And it was like

Six o'clock in the morning So I just had to go In their bathroom And I blew it up so bad I stopped to toil it up. I even tried to plunge it. I even tried to plunge it, and it wouldn't work. So I just locked the door and left out.

Was there a plunge in there? It was. I tried. Like, I tried doing it. And so I just locked the door, left out, and I finished the job, and we just left. And, like, as we were leaving, it was like, who locked the bathroom door?

And I just got out of there. I hate people like you. I really do. I hate people who, I hate people who leave behind evidence at the scene of a crime. What was he supposed to do?

He tried. I can't stand when I walk in the bathroom and I just see somebody else's doo-doo. Like, you ain't see all of that in there? You know what I mean? He just said he tried.

He couldn't get out. Call somebody. You can call a custodian or something. We've seen that happen before. Remember that time in Myrtle Beach? Paris. Yes. You know Myrtle Beach? Paris.

Yes. You know what I'm saying? She decided to eat seven out of the 12 Krispy Kreme donuts. I remember. And she messed the bathroom up. I remember. And we had to call down, and that person had to come fix it. You know?

And then the first time, they didn't get it, so I called back again, and the guy was like, oh, my God, I was just up there. Oh, my God. The guy was complaining. That's how the dude would tell you. He's like, oh, I just saw it. Oh, he was like, what was she eating? I'm like, I don't know, sir, I was just up there. Oh, my God. The guy was complaining. That's how the dude would tell you. He's like, oh, I just saw it. Oh, he was like, what was she eating? I'm like, I don't know, sir, but, you know.

Jesus. 800-585-1051. We're talking loose booties this morning. Have you ever had diarrhea so bad you couldn't make it to work? Maybe you missed a game. It was just that bad. Let's talk about it. It's the Breakfast Club.

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And your opinion to the Breakfast Club topic. Come on. 800-585-1051. Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy Charlemagne, the guy. We are the Breakfast Club. Now, if you're just joining us, we had a co-host this morning, Jess Hilarious, who didn't make it to work. Our good sister, Jess Hilarious, but she will be co-host this morning Jess Hilarious Who didn't make it to work Our good sister Jess Hilarious But she will be Co-hosting the

First ever Black Effect Podcast Festival This Saturday In Atlanta Now Jess is literally Across the street She's across the street But she can't get off the toilet

She just can't get off the toilet And it's happened to all of us Yes It's never made me not Come to work You know what I mean But I'm not leaving the house If I got really really really bad

Diarrhea Because it's just too embarrassing. But it is what it is. It's nature. It's not. You know what I mean? It's got to be something. But by the way, even when I got a really, really big event, I know I got to do something really important. I watch what I eat on purpose. I watch what I eat the day before, and I watch what I eat

the day of. Because of situations like this. Straight up. Or like, say Saturday in Atlanta, right? I know that all I'm gonna be out all day at the festival right I'm gonna eat very very very light the night before and I'm probably not even gonna have breakfast I probably will cuz I'm very regular I poop every day at 830 as you know so after I get that out I'm good for the day cuz I know I'm gonna be there all day I don't like pooping in public right that's number one and I don't want to end up Having the bubble guts Okay

Alright well let's go To the phone lines Hello who's this Hello This is Chandler Can y'all hear me Hey Chandler Chandler from Columbus, Ohio

Good morning Chandler Chandler you Good morning You had some Loose booty problems Chandler Yeah man I was talking to this girl I've been finally

For two years Finally got to get Get a date with her Or whatever right So I tell her to meet a date with her or whatever, right? So I tell her to meet me at the restaurant or whatever. I'm running a little late. I had a nutrient drink right before, and I just had the worst case of mud, but, like, I had to lay on the floor.

It was bad. So I lied to her and told her, like, you know, my car is messed up, whoop-de-woop. But really, I had mud, but so I guess she drove by my house like an hour later. And she was like, how is your car not working? And I just seen you pull off. And I just. Did you be honest with her in that moment and say, man, I really had mud butt. And I was too embarrassed to tell you.

No, I started speaking Japanese, man. I just made up a lie. She just never, never hit me back. Blocked me from social media. Blocked my number and everything. That's real. And it's better than just tell the truth. Everybody has had mud butt.

That's a moment to relate to that young lady in a much deeper way. Hello, who's this? This is Nikki. Now tell us what happened with you, mama. I used to manage local artists. And I had a fight party at my house. And my friend brought her homeboy who was military. So he felt like he could party as hard as my artist did, but he couldn't. We had a line to go to the bathroom after the fight party, and he kind of shuffled out

the bathroom kind of fast. We were kind of tripping. Like, why are you moving so fast? He had boo-boo all over my bathroom. What you mean, boo-boo all over your bathroom? He couldn't hold his stomach. They're doing all them heavy drugs. You know, rappers,

they do drugs, drugs. So during the party, they was doing drugs. Damn. And I guess he thought since he was military or commando, he could hang as hard

as my boys could. But he couldn't. Did y'all clown him? Did y'all clown him? You'd be like, nah, bro, that's not the way you post the s*** on him

as a rapper. No, he said he didn't boo-boo. He said it was more to him. I only got one bathroom and one him and he all over it i only got one bathroom and one him let me ask you a question right why when you have to go it's it's it feels like it's extra more when you right when you're about to unbuckle your pants because if you wait because what happens is the first your first thought is i think i gotta go and you'll, nah, it ain't that serious.

And then your stomach will be like, hey, I ain't playing with you. As soon as you take that belt off, it's like. That's right. Your stomach will be like, I'm going with or without you. All right? Let's go to one more caller. Hello, who's this? Hi, this is Lola.

Good morning, y'all. How are you? Hey, Lola. Talk to us, mama. What happened with you? Oh, my God. So it was a family reunion. And we rented a 15-passenger van.

We were going to Water Country, USA. And we got there, and my IBS started acting up. And water and diarrhea, it's just not a good look. I was like, yeah, they had to shut the pool down. You did it in a pool? At what age? How old were you? I was, what, 41?

Oh, my goodness. That is nasty. Listen, I didn't try. I thought it was like a little poop, but it wasn't. So you turned the whole pool into poo-poo water? Man, they had to shut it down. I was so embarrassed. As you should be. You sound like you're proud, too.

No, I'm not proud, but when you live with IBS, you can't help it. So I don't feel like y'all should joke on Jess. I will say this, though. Jess with the mess takes on a whole other meaning now. Yes, it does. Yes, it does. Yes, it does. And I hope that you went and got a job at UPS right after that.

Jesus. What can Brown do for you? Doo-doo Brown. Hello, who do for you? Doodle Brown. Hello, who's this? Just with the magic. Yo, what's your name, man? It's Ace from Brooklyn. Hey, what's up, bro? Talk to us, man.

You had a loose booty scare? Yeah. First of all, I just want to say, Sean, man, you crazy. But this was way back in the day. I was supposed to meet with Taylor. Taylor? Taylor that work up there? Yeah. Taylor? Taylor that work up there? Yeah.

Yeah, Taylor that work up there. Our Taylor? Taylor gang? Taylor made it? Fun size T? Taylor. Yes, yes, yes. Little Philly John from Lower Derby?

Yeah, can I get my story? Yeah, I was trying to make sure. I need to make sure. This is our Taylor. Taylor's a producer, man. Bye. Get out of here. Don't come in here interrupting us, Taylor, okay?

So go ahead. Go ahead. Go ahead. Go ahead. Go ahead. What happened now? Shout out to Taylor. We had been on the app. I think it was OKCupid or something like that.

And we were supposed to link for a date. So I'm about to leave the house. My stomach started feeling crazy. So I text Taylor, like, yo, can we push the date back to, like, half an hour? And she was not having it. That's not like her. She's like, you're wasting my time. Oh, hard-headed Taurus.

That's right. That's not like her. She's like, you're wasting my time. And that was literally the last time I spoke to Taylor. Taylor, this man have bubble guts, Taylor. He have bubble guts and you can't answer the date. That's messed up, Taylor. You are okay, Cupid.

Why don't you think about People's medical conditions And stuff man Before you do stuff like that That's messed up Sir Taylor's in here right now Would you like to try another date Yeah I would love to Tell her out Okay say go ahead

You would love to You would love to do what now Take Taylor out I said take her out Okay She's always talking About that Tell her this gentleman

Wants to take you out Would you give him Another chance Don't you miss your blessing This could be Don't you miss your blessing. Don't you miss your blessing. This could be your blessing, Taylor. All right.

What do you look like, sir? This could be your blessing, Taylor. What do you look like, sir? Clearly, you already seen it. My IG is HTheGoat24. HTheGoat? Yeah. Hold on. Let me look you up.

What is it? HTheGoat. HTheGoat. Ace. Ace. You spell duh regular or like a Negro? Yeah. Regular, regular, regular.

Case the Goat 24. Yeah. Kevin, you look like you still got diarrhea, bro. Is that? You on there with your lover. No, I'm looking at him right here. Oh, that's not him. He's from Brooklyn.

He's from Brooklyn, bro. And while I'm here, I want to shout out my podcast. Oh, no, never mind. Now you can't date Taylor. No, you can't date Taylor'm here, I want to shout out my podcast, Daily Rappers. Oh, no, never mind. Now you can't date Taylor. No, you can't date Taylor. No, you can't date Taylor. Now you see what this is about. Saying you got a podcast

is like saying you a mixtape rapper. Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope. Damn it, man. See, you had us. That is the moral of the story. All right? All right. Jesus Christ.

Well, when we come back, we got your rumor report. We got to talk Nick Cannon. Now, Nick Cannon got a lot of kids. You think he can remember all his kids' names? We'll talk about it when we come back. It's The Breakfast Club. Good morning.

The Breakfast Club. The Breakfast Club. Your mornings will never be the same. Yes, we are The Breakfast Club. DJ Envy, Charlamagne Tha God. Let's get to the rumors. Let's talk Nick Cannon. Rumor has it.

Rumor, rumor has it. Call out a name or you gossiping or you chatty patty. I am gossiping. This is The Rumor Report. I mean, I guess we on The Breakfast Club. This is where the tea spills, right? Right. On The Breakfast Club.

Now, Nick Cannon was on The Howard Stern Show and he was talking about his 12 kids and he was asked to name them, but he forgot one. You know their names? Everyone's name? I can name all, of course. Can't you name all your kids? Moroccan and Monroe, which we call Rock and Roll.

Golden, Powerful, and then Zion, Zillion, Zen. That's correct. And then from there, yeah, there's Legendary. Then there's Rise. Legendary Love. Then there's correct. And then from there, yeah, there's Legendary. Then there's Rise. Legendary Love. Legendary Love.

Then there's Rise. Left Out Onyx Ice Cold. Oh, no. You know what? I knew you didn't know them all. Well, I can name all members of Wu-Tang Clan, but it's only nine of them. Right. If I had to name more than nine, it'd get a little shaky.

Actually, I can name about ten. Yeah, I mean, I only got six kids, but yeah, nah, it's easy. But it's also probably a little bit difficult because, you know, I have four beautiful daughters. They live with us. They live, yeah. You know, you live with all your kids. You know what I'm saying? Nick don't necessarily live with all his children. Right. So I can

see that happening. Plus, they're young, too. They're babies. You still know your kids' names, man. You should. You should. You should. But come on, it's early They're babies. You still know your kids' names, man. You should. You should. You should. But come on, it's early in the morning. You're doing Howard Stern's show, man. You know, you named 12 out of, how many did he name? He named 10 out of 12.

11 out of 12. 11 out of 12? I said, you know, I said A+. I said A. I said A. 11 out of 12. What would be A+, man? What's an A+, man?

I didn't go to college. What's 12 divided in 11? What would that grade be? It'd be high. It'd be high. High nine. He'd be passing. It'd be high. High nine. He'd be passing. He'd be passing.

All right, now, Wendy Williams, we reported on Friday that she's back filming, but they're saying it's not a reality show. It's not a reality show. They haven't said what the show is, but they said they're gearing up for something special. We know what it is because they called us on Friday. Why are you acting like they ain't called us on Friday? They called us on Friday. You might as well say the whole story then. I'm not going to tell the whole story, but they called us on Friday. Why are you acting like they didn't call us on Friday? They called us on Friday. You might as well say the whole story then.

I'm not going to tell the whole story, but they called us on Friday. This is why I don't even like doing a rumor report or retelling these stories because folks think they came from us. You can see something online and it's just online, but then when we do it here, it's magnified. So people just be like, oh, I heard it on the Breakfast Club. Correct. So then we get calls that I don't care to have on no Friday, especially about this type of stuff. Right. Because I send healing energy and I keep it moving.

Yes. Okay? Yes. I don't want to hear from no publicist about what somebody's really doing and, you know, what's going on and what's not going on. Well, I did ask how they're doing. I did ask that. Yes. Yeah. But, you know, situations like that, sometimes it is good because you're able to clear things up. Yeah. Right. So, Nicole, we

spoke to Wendy Williams' manager on Friday. Manager and publicist and publicist yeah and cleared some things up it said and i said the same thing i'm like yo y'all putting them cameras in in her face and you know she's not ready to be in them then you know be in front of them cameras then you know the brother's right right right so but then i i will say this the manager will also said that you know he was with the brother that oh yeah with him the whole week so so the brother actually filmed for the show too all right just to give you a a recap so friday we reported that wendy williams brother was upset with wendy williams's manager will about he's

saying put her out there and she wasn't ready and when we spoke to will on friday he said that she was at he was actually in the thing that they're filming and he was he was with them for the weekend if he had a problem anything he wish he would have said that they're filming, and he was with them for the weekend. If he had a problem, he wish he would have said it to his face directly. But he said he was actually there. So he said he didn't have no problem when he was there. It's just weird that he had a problem when they all actually left.

Which is actually very true. That is very strange. If you was with them all week long, why would you wait until they leave to get online and start talking about all the problems you have with the situation? Correct. You had a whole week to say it right then and there if what you know will say it's true yeah so like i said

there's more to it we'll let them you know put it out when they want to put it out it's not a reality show but it's definitely not a reality show and lastly uh people are mad at money bag yo now he opened up a new restaurant and they're saying his prices for steaks are too high they said a steak is 135 dollars and comes with no sides what's so funny about that man that is funny as hell to say it don't even come with side that's right if you're gonna cost that much money it gotta come with side sides can't be extra it gotta be a combo meal damn it right but i will say that you know tom is it's a 40 ounce prime tomahawk steak for 135 so that's usual for tomahawk steak because it's not usually for one person it usually feeds two man listen everything is more expensive now have you seen the price of

whiting lately yeah the price of whiting is high bro yeah so people were mad at him about his high price thing because of course his new. But that is your rumor report. But if you really think about it, if you go to any restaurant or if you look at some of these menus, tomahawk steaks are probably one of the best. They're about $135, sometimes $120, but they're made for two people. That's usually what they're made. The surf and turf is $68. That sounds about right, right?

Grilled lobster and steak. That sounds right. I don't eat red meat no more. An occasion New York strip with shrimp is $55. That sounds right. So I don't think the price is that crazy. I do fish. I don't do no steak no more because my cholesterol was a little bit high. But even that price of whiting ain't no joke

about me. Walmart right now, price of whiting $4.36 a pound, man. You get your fish from Walmart? What's wrong with that? I mean, I don't just get it from Walmart, but what's wrong with that? Why are you so damn bougie? I don't even like the judgmentalness of your face. Man.

Did y'all fish on Walmart? Yes. It's like a bunch of other people. We get our fish from Walmart. Okay. Man. Some things I'm just not going to go to Walmart for. You know what I mean?

I go there for my t-shirts. I go there for, you know, certain stuff. Hey, man. Mind your own business, man. I'm not going to go saying I'm looking for a fish. Why don't you go to a supermarket and get a fresh fish on ice or something? You can do both. You're right.

Whatever. What's wrong with Walmart fish? Nothing. Ain't nothing wrong. They got good Pacific whiting, skin-on fillets at Walmart for $36 a pound, man. $8.72 a pack. You want to get two pounds, $8.72. The nice wild-caught Pacific whiting fillets.

Do you go. They taste amazing. Okay. It'll be like just hilarious. All right. But the People's Choice Mix is up next. Just with the mess. And you go. They taste amazing. Okay. It'll be like just hilarious. All right. But the People's Choice Mix is up next. Just with the mess. And my doo-doo is real.

And I got to remind y'all, my car show, Memphis, May 28th. Of course, we're doing it for Dolph's life. So we're going to be celebrating his life. So we're going to have Dolph's whole fleet there, which is about 20 cars. We're going to have the Young Dolph Museum. We're going to have amusement rides, jumpies, a face painting, celebrity calls from 50 Cent, Key Glock, and a host of others. So if you haven't got your tickets, this is Memorial Weekend in Memphis.

We're going to have a lot of fun. So get your tickets if you haven't got it. And kids 5 and under are free. All right. Shout out to K97 and my fam out in Memphis. Big Sue, what up? It's The Breakfast Club. Good morning.

Mix is up next. The Breakfast Club. Your mornings will never be the same. Monday, April 17th at 9 a.m. 8 Central. Me, DJ Envy, and Charlamagne Tha God host The Breakfast Club on BET. The evolution will be televised on a new set with top-tier guests. The Breakfast Club, where real talk reigns. Starts Monday, April 17th at 9 a.m. 8 Central on BET.

Hey everybody, it's DJ Envy, Charlamagne Tha Guy. We are The Breakfast Club. We got some special guests joining us this morning. Yes, indeed. We have Kimberly Page and Tiffany Williams from BET. Welcome, guys. Hey. Glad to be here.

Glad to be here. Well, first of all, thank you for partnering up with us and putting this crazy show on BET. We're super duper excited. How long did it take to cross the T's and connect? What is it? Cross the T's and dot the I's.

Cross the T's and dot the I's. I don't know what you said. Connect the dots and cross, you know what I mean. How long to get it done? There you go. You know, Tasha,

we were just talking, we started talking about this maybe two years ago because we've been working with you guys on every, all the marketing campaigns. Thank you so much

for all the support, but we've been working with you and we were just like, we need a more meaningful relationship and strategic partnership. So we're excited. And then once it got in Tiffany's hands, you know, she landed the plane.

And so we're just really excited. Did you ever look at the content and some of the crazy things that we do and say, maybe this might be a little too far, like Ray J calling in or Birdman. Have you seen BET over the years? We should be asking that question. I want to say for the record,

our S&P said, okay, should we be thinking about anything? How should we approach this so you guys are for the morning time? Shake it up a little bit. We had a conversation this morning about diarrhea. That's what I'm saying. That's normal. Who in this room hasn't had diarrhea?

Exactly. But who talks about it at 9am? For our air, 9am. That's what I'm saying That's normal Who in this room Hasn't had diarrhea Exactly Okay But who talks about it At 9am For our air 9am Well it was in context Because Jessa Larius

You know Couldn't come in today Because she had diarrhea She's actually Across the street Standing right there Across the street So she probably

Has been looking Through the window The whole morning But she couldn't make it in What made BET Want to get back In a daily program Well you know

I think What we try to do and what you guys obviously do every day is have real conversations about culture. And so, you know, all the great programming that Tiffany and the entire team is doing, you need that day-to-day conversation and that high-touch engagement. And yes,

we're doing, you know, some great things across our digital platform, but this is just a home run. I mean, it really is, and it allows us to, again, just that date day-to-day kind of connection with our audience so we're super excited are we gonna be doing more of this on BET more original programming or is it what's the plans yes we were just talking about something just way in the other room so we hope that there's more program have you spoke to John Sykes about the Breakfast Club documentary. Yes. Because y'all did a phenomenal job. That's what we just talked about. We just talked about the documentary.

John was on the job. John was like, listen, let's sell this show. The real pitch. Absolutely. He's the moment. He's the moment. Because y'all did a phenomenal job with the Murder, Inc. doc. Absolutely.

The Murder, Inc. doc was fantastic. You had people talking for weeks. I feel like we could do the same with the Breakfast Club documentary. I agree. I think so. I'm excited. I think it'll be a lot. I mean, I think that's what we think about

partnerships, right? It's not just about a one-off, but it really is kind of looking across the whole field and year saying where can we kind of, you know, the one plus one equals three, I think, you know, when we start to get together. So we're really excited. So who's ultimately going to be the boss at BET? Is it going to be Tyler Perry, Diddy,

Byron Allen? How much money you got? I ain't got it. Me and Charlotte ain't got that. BET. Is it going to be Tyler Perry, Diddy, Byron Allen? How much money you got? Maybe you got to get on this. Me and Charlotte ain't got that. We ain't got it. Is that a concern? Or is that something y'all think about? You know, there's a lot of people working on that. I think there's

big objectives around the acquisition. And so we're excited about it, actually. Gotcha. Because I don't want the wrong person to buy. And they'd be like, you know what? No Breakfast Club in the morning. They've talked crazy about us before. That could happen. Well, we're excited about it actually got you because i don't want the wrong person to buy and they'd be like you know what no breakfast club in the morning they talk crazy about us before that could happen that could well we talk crazy about everybody so yeah that could happen now i want to ask is videos or videos ever coming back to bt or is that a wrap okay people go online to watch videos so that's no they are not people are not coming coming to linear TV to watch videos. I agree.

Are y'all thinking about bringing back any of the old programming like Comic View? Because I've heard a lot of comedians say Comic View would be a good thing. We've talked about that. We talked about bringing back Comic View. We just brought back College Hill. College Hill is dope. Yeah. The Celebrity Edition, which is coming out again in May on BT Plus.

Little plug. So, yeah, we're looking at all the ip and seeing what will make sense to bring back and how can you reboot it in an interesting way to make the audience want to come and watch college it would be dope especially diving deep diving into them hbcus because it's an experience we've never seen like i tell the story all the time the only reason i went to hbcu is because a different world like i thought a different world was hampton and i was like i am going there and i just think it'll be pretty cool to have to see some of those students in there and all the stuff that they go through whether it's relationships and studying and sports and all that i just think that now

people start going to hbcu because of ray j what probably because of college yeah yeah yeah we're at alabama state university um for this season and it is really interesting to watch. They take a civil rights class and just seeing Ray J and all these different celebrities in that environment is super interesting. And we see a lot of the HBCU life. So I think you're going to like it. I love it.

So what do y'all need from us, man? Other than this, what do you need for us to do every day? I think just continue. Your voice is so important. And we know as we think about even just marketing, the power of radio. I mean, you guys are like the real true first influencers if you think about it. And I

think just to continue to have the meaningful conversations I think is so important. So yeah, I would say continue to do what you're doing. We've got a lot of exciting ideas, you know, all across all of our tent poles, VT Awards, and all that type of stuff. So I think just continue to show up

and be great partners. Word. Well, we thank you guys. You know, Tiffany is the first person, the reason I'm on Paramount so much. Really?

Yes, because she used to watch me in Little Duvall's Hood State of the Union videos. Shut up. She used to watch me in Little Duvall's Hood State of the Union videos and she called us up

and they put us on a Nick Cannon show called Hatin'. And that's how we got in the door at then Viacom now Paramount so this is full circle

full circle absolutely full circle moment well thank you guys for believing in us appreciate it so much I want to thank John Sykes

and our team too one of the three wise men at one time I think they were going to turn power into country and um I don't believe that

what? I think that story sounds good but I don't believe that I don't that story sounds good, but I don't believe that. There's no country stations in New York, bro. Exactly. That's the reason why. One time we weren't doing too well, and then we caught it. Sometimes you just need a little coaching.

Absolutely. But thank you so much. We appreciate you guys. You can catch us on BET each and every morning, weekday morning at 9 a.m on btvh1 and then on sundays you can catch us on bet plus and thank you guys so much again yes thank you what food do we have out there i'm just curious what food did we get today well they're they're champagne so i let's just let's just get right to that the champagne all right there you have it

it's kimberly page it's tiffany williams it's the breakfast club the positive notes up next morning everybody it's dj nv charlamagne the guy we are the breakfast club again shout out to bet and vh1 for having us you can see us each and every weekday morning at 9 a.m salute to y'all we appreciate it shout to the whole staff they got a whole staff up here working and they had a a huge display and layout for us this morning with food and drinks and balloons just to make us feel part of the family. And we're excited about that. That's right. Salute to BET and VH1. We're actually airing right now on BET and VH1 as we speak. That's right. You know, and I want to tell y'all, man, I'm probably saying this for nothing.

I'm not sure because of as of Friday, we had less than 200 tickets left for the first ever black effect podcast festival that's happening this saturday uh in atlanta georgia at pullman yards hosted by myself and just hilarious make sure you bring just hilarious and pepto-bismol when y'all come on saturday uh 85 south show will be on stage horrible decisions reasonably shady the big facts podcast checking in with michelle williams and the we talk back back podcast Podcast with their special guest, Portia Williams. And we're going to have food. We've got the Black Effect Marketplace with merchandise and all of that good stuff.

Go to Eventbrite.com and get your tickets if there's any tickets left. Go to BlackEffect.com for more information. I haven't looked yet this morning. We don't get that information until after 10 o'clock to know if there's any tickets left. But if there are, go to Eventbrite.com right now or BlackEffect.com to get your tickets. All right.

Now, you got a positive note for us? I do. The positive note is simply this. I want you to think about this on this Monday, man. Maybe the journey isn't so much about becoming anything. Maybe it's about unbecoming everything that isn't really you so you can be what you were meant to be in the first place. Breakfast Club, bitches! You all finished or you all done?