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Good morning, USA! Yes, it's Tuesday in Drop a Bomb for our very own Charlamagne Tha God. Yes, sir.
Today is May 21st.
So my third baby, my third book has been delivered.
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Congratulations. And I was going to ask
which would be a good topic later on.
How do you stop small talk?
During your welcome to New York
welcome to the breakfast club party
there was a gentleman
named Shabugi that was in Charlemagne's ear the whole time.
Charlemagne was wild.
Charlemagne actually posted a picture where you could see Shabugi talking and Charlemagne
just looking like, leave me alone.
He's still talking in the picture.
He wasn't supposed to be in that picture.
He was talking to me about Sexy Red's calf muscle.
I have no idea what that means.
He was like, yo, Sexy Red got big ass calf muscles.
I was like, huh?
So it was a little confusing.
So you just don't like small talk at all?
I don't like small talk in the literal sense.
So like, you know, that type of little chit-chatter that don't matter.
But also I don't like small conversations, meaning that we make a lot of micros macros nowadays.
Yeah, I agree.
You know what I'm saying?
And when you make the micros macros, when the real macros come across your desk, you
don't even know how to handle those.
Well, a lot of times the micro is a setup for the macro, right?
They do the small talk to try to get you comfortable.
And I don't like that.
Then they can ask you for something.
That's usually what it is.
And I don't like that.
Let's get right to it.
That's funny because I actually talk about that verbatim in the book.
Did you?
Absolutely.
That's perfect.
Absolutely.
Yeah, the small talks get you to where, hey, how you doing?
How's everything?
How are the kids? You really don't care care you don't mean nothing let's be like
so you know right you know it's hard out there i'm going through i'm going through this yeah
how's the family everybody doing bad really but check this out you know saying right just keep
it moving because they ain't even paying you no no not at all i'm talking about like nobody i got
family members uh friends hey jess how you how you, you know, I'm like,
literally, somebody sent me their eviction notice.
Really? I said, oh, dang, that's crazy.
I got a baby shower, two nurseries to get together.
I'm gonna, like, yeah, let me let you
my problems, too. That's right.
I got my own issue. Yeah, so just
pray. We gonna pray to the same Lord.
And then they don't want your thoughts and prayers. Your thoughts and prayers
ain't enough. Ain't enough.
Well, I'm gonna to pray for you.
That's it.
You know.
Yeah.
Well, it worked for me.
Okay.
All right.
Well, we have a special guest joining us today for the movie Babes.
We have Alana Glazer and Michelle Buteau.
So we're going to be kicking it with them in a little bit.
And then, of course, we got front page news.
Donald Trump was back in court.
His ex-attorney michael cohen
it was some fireworks and we'll explain that when we come back as well but right now uh you could
still say happy birthday to somebody that passed happy birthday to the notorious biggie today would
have been uh biggie's birthday and it's only right to start off the uh show with a mix well not a mix
but uh one more chance what's your favorite biggie joint? Give me the loot. Y'all can't play that on the radio.
Give me the loot.
Give me the loot.
Yes.
Yep.
Charlamagne, what's yours?
From beginning to end.
I would have to think about it.
Probably my downfall.
Pray and pray for my downfall.
Sky's the limit is the joint, too.
But give me the loot.
That's my jam.
All right.
Here's one more chance.
Notorious B.I.G.
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Good morning.
Morning, everybody.
It's D.E.J.
Envy.
Jess Hilarious.
Charlamagne Tha Guy.
We are The Breakfast Club. Again, happy birthday to The Notorious B.I. morning. Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy Jesselaris. Charlemagne the guy. We are The Breakfast Club.
Again, happy birthday to the notorious B.I.G.
Yes, indeed.
And let's get in some front page news.
Now, NBA, the Indiana Pacers will be taking on the Boston Celtics for game one of the
Eastern Conference Finals.
That happens tonight at 8 p.m.
And that's going to be in Boston.
All right.
Man, I'm going to pray for them boys, man.
They tired. I know they tired. Pac pray for them boys, man. They tired.
I know they tired.
Paces has got to be tired.
They tired.
They've been playing since.
They only have one day off.
They tired.
Like, man.
Shout out to them.
They need so much strength.
So much strength.
Gosh.
No, they definitely tired.
Now, yesterday, prosecution rested in the Hush Money Trump case yesterday where Michael Cohen was on the stand.
And it got pretty nasty as it's been in the last couple of days. In court, Trump's attorney continued his
blistering cross-examination of Michael Cohen and got the former fixer to admit he stole $60,000
from the Trump organization. In one instance, Cohen was given $50,000 by the Trump Organization to rig a poll back when Trump was thinking of running for president in 2015.
But it turns out the pollster he hired charged just $20,000 and Cohen kept the rest for himself.
You stole from the Trump Organization, right? Asked Trump's lawyer. Yes, sir, was Cohen's reply.
He says he did it out of anger because Trump had cut his annual bonus.
Michael Cohen is the last witness for the prosecution.
Now the defense gets to present their case.
And everyone is wondering, will Donald Trump testify?
Now, is Michael Cohen a credible witness?
Because he's a convicted perjurer.
He's a fraudster.
And he admitted to stealing sixty thousand dollars uh from the
trump organization now you can look at it two ways you can look at it like he stole the money and now
he's being honest about it right right or you can look at it as maybe this guy is a little sketchy
and i don't know he doesn't want to go back to jail and he wants to make sure he's on the
prosecutor's side oh he's just vindictive and wants to make sure uh you know
trump gets his just do all of those things can be true by the way all of those things can be true
oh i don't know well i guess we'll see i just wonder if the jury will find him uh credible
after all of this because they say the entire case hinges on you know his testimony in a lot
of ways you look at him as a credible witness seems like he's he's not been truthful the whole
time i mean he was honest he was he did commit perjury once before but he was honest when they
asked him uh you know about stealing the money he didn't have to give that i don't know well
rudy giuliani uh he was uh in uh well he's actually they were trying to serve him for the
last couple of months and they couldn't serve him now this is for the case in arizona now what
wound up happening was he said hey if you want serve me, come to my 80th birthday party.
I bet you won't.
And they absolutely positively did.
Rudy Giuliani was served with indictment papers in the Arizona fake Florida, when he was served the notice of his indictment on charges related to a conspiracy to overturn
the 2020 election results here in Arizona. The announcement of the indictment came roughly
an hour after Giuliani was on social media making taunting posts towards Arizona Attorney
General Chris Mays. Mays responded to Giuliani's post after the notice was given saying, quote, nobody is
above the law. Now Giuliani
is expected to appear in court
this Tuesday. Where do you get money for a
party? That's what pisses me off the most. How the hell do you get
to throw a party and you file for bankruptcy?
You owe $148 million
to Georgia election workers for
falsely accusing them of rigging the outcome
in President Biden's faith.
I'm glad you said that.
Well, Rudy Giuliani has a coffee.
I'm thrilled to introduce you to something I'm incredibly proud of. My own brand of organic specialty coffee, Rudy Coffee.
Believe me when I say it's the best coffee you'll ever try.
It's smooth, rich, chocolatey, and gentle on your stomach. It's
so good, I even recommend drinking it black. It comes in three varieties, including what
I promise is the best decaf you'll ever have. By supporting Rudy Coffee, you're not just
treating yourself to exceptional coffee, you're also supporting our cause. The cause of truth,
justice, and American democracy.
So did they sponsor the party? the cause of truth, justice, and American democracy.
So did they sponsor the party?
I guess that's how he's getting money.
He said, how's he getting money?
Selling coffee.
Coffee for $29.99.
You get two pounds of the finest beans imaginable.
He's a liar, too.
Nothing is easy on your stomach when you're 80.
Especially no damn coffee.
It's so good even for blacks.
He said, what black? He said, you can drink it black.
You can even drink it black. You can even break blacks. He said, he can drink it black. He can even drink it black.
He can even wake blacks up.
That would be hilarious.
Oh my goodness.
And that is front page news.
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Hello, who's this?
Yo, yo, what's going on? Good morning.
What's up, what's up, bro? Get it off your chest. What's your name?
What's up? My name's KD.
I first off want to say rest in peace to Aaliyah Gonzalez.
Aaliyah Gonzalez was a victim of the Brooklyn Day block party mass shooting
down in South Baltimore over the July 4th weekend last year.
And, you know, it was the biggest mass shooting in Maryland's history.
You know, the police department, Baltimore PD,
got a lot of calls about, you know, young kids out there with guns and stuff.
The police literally refused to go in.
And look what happened.
The biggest shooting in Maryland history.
30 people shot, two people dead.
One with the sweet soul of Aaliyah Gonzalez.
That's sad to hear, man.
And who is that?
Her mother, Gonzalez,
she started a nonprofit organization
called Redirecting Our Culture.
She has a website.
She's on Instagram know they're taking donations
volunteers um you know it hasn't even been a year and she's really laying down groundwork
you know especially what happened to her and her family i wanted to reach out to jess because i
know she's from balsamore you know touch is home for her so i really just wanted to um you know try to spread the word for them
because you know it's it's just a terrible tragedy and um you know i'm just trying to
shed light on the situation and try to get people to support her and support the organization
well you definitely did that i appreciate you thank you yeah it's called redirecting our culture
and it's um they're on Instagram.
They're taking donations, volunteers, whatever you guys can do, you know.
All right, brother.
I appreciate you guys' time.
Everybody have a good morning.
Thank you.
And stay safe, y'all.
All right.
Hello, who's this?
Hey, what's up, bro?
What's going on, Envy Man?
Sorry about that, man.
I was pulling into the parking lot.
Salute, salute.
Good morning.
All good.
Get it off your chest, brother.
Yo, I really pulling into the parking lot. Salute, salute. Good morning. All good. Get it off your chest, brother. Yo,
I really wanted to shout out,
um,
I wanted to shout out my guy Biggie for his day,
man.
I'm Berkley the Biggie,
man.
Shout out Brooklyn.
Shout out to Brooklyn.
Yes,
sir.
Alrighty,
man.
How old Biggie have been today?
I think 53,
54,
I believe.
Let me now get to line.
Hold on.
Let me check.
You about right.
You in that range.
Yeah.
Biggie would have been...
He could have possibly still been alive.
Because I hate when people do the whole...
Today would have been Biggie's 137th birthday.
No, it wouldn't have been.
All right?
Okay?
He would have still been here if he hadn't been senselessly murdered.
Yeah.
Yes.
137.
52.
He'd have been 52. 52? Oh, yeah, that's not bad. That's not old at all. Yeah. Yes. 137. 52. He'd have been 52.
52?
Oh, yeah, that's not bad.
That's not old at all.
They do that all the time.
Martin Luther King Jr.
would have been 173 years old today.
He definitely wouldn't have been alive.
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Hello, who's this?
Hey, Envy.
This is Derek from Jersey.
How are you this morning?
Derek from Jersey.
Good morning.
Get it off your chest.
I just wanted to say good morning to the rest of the Breakfast Club.
Good morning, Charlamagne.
Good morning, Jessalarius. How are you
today? I'm good. Thank you.
So I just wanted to call in and congratulate
you guys on a very good show
that you put on yesterday.
I thought that you guys really
tackled the
Sean Diddy Combs subject
with a lot of open um, what's the word, very open-minded.
You let the callers call in and let them speak and got a lot of things off their chest.
And that's what I was hoping for, that we had a good dialogue in regards to that yesterday.
So I really appreciate that you guys did that.
Yes, sir.
Thank you, Derek. And Charlamagne. And Charlamagne.
Yes, sir.
I'm embarrassed to ask this because I'm on disability.
So I wasn't able to get your My Mind's Playing Tricks On Me book.
But I did buy your first book, Black Privilege.
And I was really hoping that I could get a copy of your new book.
Yes.
Is there a chance of doing that? Yeah. Eddie, put them on hold. I, I'll send you a chance of doing that. Yeah,
Eddie, put him on hold. I'm going to send you
I'm going to send you shook one anxiety plant tricks
on me and I'm going to send you my new book. Get honest or die
lying, which came out.
Huh? You're going to send the other book
too? Yeah, I'm going to send you both. I'm going to send you
the ones you don't got. Oh, brother, that is
so kind of you. I appreciate that.
Well, hold on, Derek. Okay. Okay.
And thank you for listening.
I'm going to be doing a sign-in tonight, too,
man, for everybody who wants an autographed copy of my book. I'll be doing a signing tonight
at 7 p.m. with a premiere
live signings,
and Nyla Simone will be moderating that,
so go to
WhySmallTalkSucks.com
to get your tickets and get you a copy,
autographed copy of the book. Hello, who's this?
What's going on?
Good morning.
It's Lamar.
Lamar, what's up?
Get it off your chest, brother.
All right.
Thank you for having me.
I didn't get the chance to chime in yesterday about this Diddy situation, but I just wanted
to let y'all know I'm really affected by it.
You know what I mean?
Quick story.
When I was 15 years old in high school, I kind of like started my own record label.
15 years old. And it was like, you like started my own record label. 15 years old.
And it was like, you know, when you grow up and you just like, you know, pretend like, hey, let's play house with the shorty or whatever.
But in this situation, I started my own record company at 15 years old.
I had seven artists.
And that was all because of Diddy.
I was inspired by how he started, you know, his company and all this other stuff.
And I just wanted to mimic what he did.
I became a producer.
I became a producer rapper.
Everybody was calling me a little diddy because of me being 15 years old,
doing it by myself at 7 Artists, putting out music by myself.
And now hearing all this, it's like I was inspired by this guy.
Everything's ruined.
It's like everything is ruined of how i view you know
our heroes because he was my hero and you say you say you know you know you shouldn't have these
kind of guys that you hear was growing up i didn't have a father growing up and and and this is a guy
that i i looked up to so i just wanted to say like i'm really really affected by this and i'm
devastated and and and it's sad that this is happening.
I understand the sense of grief,
but you know you shouldn't beat yourself up too much
because you didn't know Diddy personally.
You knew him professionally
and that's what you were inspired by.
That's what you were inspired by.
And to put it even further,
I always talk about the time
where the Cosby show really encouraged me
in a different way.
It encouraged me to go to college.
Without that,
I probably wouldn't have went to Hampton University. I was inspired by what I seen on television, show uh really encouraged me in a different world encouraged me to go to college uh without that i
probably wouldn't went to hampton university like i was inspired by what i seen on television not as
cosby the man but as the show that he put on and what he put what he put out there which really
inspired me and i'm sure inspires so many people to go to a hbcu but not as him as a man but what
he did as his artistry and by the way you can't you can't take away you can't take away what their
art inspired by the way i want y'all you can't like if it's for envy to go to college because
of that for you to aspire to be a producer because of that you cannot take away what somebody's art
correct uh you know inspired thank you that makes sense to me you know and i don't want to i don't
want to get rid of that inspiration that he gave me because of the mistakes he made as a man.
Right.
You know what I mean?
And I appreciate y'all and thank you for everything.
Have a good one, Lamar.
This should be a clear line in the sand between personal and professional.
Unless, of course, you know, the personal bleeds into the professional like we saw in the case of, you know, R. Kelly.
Because he would put a lot of that stuff in his music.
AJ, none of the stuff he was singing about.
Yeah.
But I understand the grief, right? R. Kelly, because he would put a lot of that stuff in his music. AJ number, the stuff he was singing about, yeah.
I understand the grief, right? But if you're inspired by somebody's art, then you were
inspired by their art. Can't take that away
from a person. I didn't like how at one time
they were taking the Cosby show off air, because
I was like, it inspired so many
people for positivity, right?
And that was his art. But
they took it off air, and I felt like it was hard to
get those type of shows on air that did that.
And I'm sure the same thing with Diddy.
Like this young man, you know, Diddy inspired millions, I'm sure, or hundreds of thousands of black men to try to get into the music industry and try to be entrepreneurs and try to be executives.
So that's all professional.
That's professional.
You didn't know them personally.
Correct.
You know what I'm saying?
We didn't know nothing they had on had going on personally.
Correct.
Nope.
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Just With The Mess
coming up.
What are we talking about?
Cam Rondon went on CNN,
child,
and some people
calling it a disaster,
but I don't blame him.
Cam going Cam.
You know what I'm saying?
If you don't know Cam
by now,
then you don't know much.
Y'all know who y'all booked,
and obviously,
y'all booked him.
So, we'll talk about it when we come back.
All right.
We'll get into that next.
It's The Breakfast Club.
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Yo.
Let's get to Jess with the mess.
The news is real, brother.
Jess O'Leary, Jessica Robin Moore.
Jess don't do no lying.
Jess don't do no lying. She don't spell nobody. So a quick shout out to us.
We were featured on last night's episode of Jeopardy.
Yes.
Yes.
The category was 30-somethings, and we were questioned 400.
In 2024, Jess Hilarious joined this radio show with Charlamagne Tha God and DJ Envy.
It's the Breakfast Club.
Everybody know who the hell we are.
They didn't get it, huh?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Don't play with me like that.
They know who I am.
None of the contestants made a guess, but...
Yeah, we created the question to who we was.
That's right.
But the people playing was like, I don't know.
What the hell are you talking about?
Maybe it's like the Breakfast Club.
A restaurant?
What is this?
Well, my mom and dad ain't gonna be happy, though.
I know.
Because they watch Jeopardy every night.
I'm surprised they didn't call me when it came on last night.
My grandma, shout out to grandma.
Oh, my gosh.
I was happy. mean I know why I
should show like that but you know why jeopardy no oh I was too busy watching
like a like full house well salute to Amy Snyder Amy Snyder is a very Snyder
was the woman who dominated on jeopardy for so long yes she knew me she got when
I was a question she definitely hey what was the question that she knew for you? I don't even remember. Oh, all right.
So, Sean Flex, yeah, they knew me one time before.
Just letting you know, not new to this.
Who was Wendy Williams' assistant for years?
Oh, yeah, Charlamagne Tha God.
Winner of the win.
We'll take it.
Anyway, Cameron on CNN. He did an interview with anchor abby phillip and she started out
asking cam his thoughts on the diddy surveillance video what i want to say first of all when i seen
the video um everything in the video is egregious i'm against i don't support all the charges
that's alleged against him i don't support any of that traffic and minors domestic violence.
I'm totally against it.
So when I seen the video, yeah, I was kind of upset with it.
Did you recognize that kind of anger at all from your experiences?
I don't know like that.
What do you mean?
Do I be recognized?
Do I recognize him?
I've seen him.
What do you mean my experiences?
I've seen him and I thought it was disgusting.
What did you think about the apology that he gave in that other video? Amy, the apology ain't for me.
It decides for Cassie.
What I think about it don't matter.
So you see he seems annoyed anyway.
He does.
Right?
So then she keep going.
Is there something known in the industry about how Diddy treated his artists?
So I'm going to get some cheeks after this horse apology.
I can't really tell you how Puff moves or anything like that.
Mace may know better than me because he was signed to Puff.
I wasn't.
What about the industry in general?
I mean, so many people have pointed out that Diddy couldn't get away with this stuff if there weren't a lot of people protecting him.
Do you think that's the case?
Who the talent agent for this joint?
Like, you think I'd be sitting around watching what Diddy do and all this?
I didn't know this was a Diddy joint that I was inviting me to. Yo, who booked me for this joint like you think i'll be sitting around watching what did he do and all this i didn't know this was a ditty joint that i'll invite me to yo who booked me for this joint
thanks for joining us thank you for your time tonight yeah yo thank you thank you for having me
i was like let me out the car yes i didn't know this was a ditty joint imagine walking into a
party like it's a ddy party? We gotta go!
Cam is hilarious, man.
Because he could have went all the way off. Cam is hilarious.
In Cam's defense, though, why
would CNN book Cam to talk
about Diddy? You at least
attempt to book Mace
to talk about Diddy. I think somebody mixed
up the book just because they're on the same show.
I know Mace was like,
hey, yo, don't say my name.
He said Mace would know better because he was signed to puff but well who booked me for this
cam cam had another another good promo moment on there when he was like you know my show comes on
uh i think it's at 8 a.m on youtube right and he was like you know mace might give y'all more about
diddy on there you know but but once again cnn booked mace yeah to talk about diddy mace was
signed to diddy, not Cam.
He still found a way to do promo, though.
When you hear him drinking, he's drinking his pink horsepower,
the male performance enhancement drink,
which is why he informed her of the cheeks he was getting after the interview. I got cheeks after this, so that's why I'm drinking this.
I love Cam, man.
Can't talk about cheeks and Diddy in the same sentence right now, though.
Yeah, but he wasn't the one answering the questions.
She tried it.
Salute to Cam, Ron.
Yeah. More on Kim, Ron.
Yeah.
More on CNN, though.
Susie Siegel, who's a former assistant for Diddy, appeared on CNN as well with another reporter that interviewed a little bit better.
I felt sick.
And I felt violently angry.
And I felt like I'm sure a lot of men and women feel looking at that video that it's so disturbing that the video doesn't lie.
I mean, that's terror.
That's what you would do if there was a fire, right?
You would just run out, grab what you could.
So I can only imagine looking at that, the fear that she felt she had to get out of that room and bare feet in order to be safe or protect herself. I guess what I would say is even though I never saw anything that could corroborate
what's in that lawsuit
and what we just saw,
there was not one cell in my body
that was surprised.
Yeah, this is a former...
What does that mean then?
She said she never saw anything,
but she wasn't surprised.
She's trying not to implicate herself.
Exactly.
That's so whack.
Absolutely.
Either you're going to admit
that you saw some things
and for whatever reason you turned a blind eye.
But don't say you didn't see anything, but then you weren't surprised.
That's the one that she said she was in a limo with them before.
And she went to parties with them before.
But she said, I've never seen anything, but I'm not surprised.
That's talking out of two sides of your mouth.
Sounds crazy.
Trying to cover her eyes.
So that's just with the mess for the first hour.
We'll get to the second stories in a minute that's true because nobody wants to answer those
questions nobody wants to be like well why didn't you do anything why didn't you say something why
didn't you report it back then yeah well we're about to say a lot of that all right well thank
you for just with the mess when we come back we got front page news we got to tell you about uh
a deadly uh it was a couple of things
something happened in florida at a roller skating rink uh and also we got to tell you about you know
bluey the the character bluey no or at least people hired i guess the character bluey and it
was uh let's just say his beard was sticking out the mask you only had like one shoe on we'll talk
about it when we come back pretty bad yeah. It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning. You're checking out the Breakfast Club.
Morning, everybody.
We are the Breakfast Club. Let's get
into some front page news.
Now, Red Lobster is filing for
bankruptcy. That's their fault. They should have listened to me.
Now, the Florida-based casual
dying giant
filed for voluntary Chapter 11 bankruptcy.
They said because you're eating too many
of the biscuits. I already told y'all the problem with Red Lobster.
The problem with Red Lobster is they are still presenting themselves
as a fine dining experience.
Don't nobody want to go sit in Red Lobster and eat
except for Mother's Day and I don't even think they want to do that no more.
Red Lobster should have more of a Chipotle model
where you can just go in there and get your little bowls
and your biscuit and keep it moving
that's it well they plan to close 99 locations as they deal with their financial problems so
we'll see what happens with red lobster just you just got to reconfigure some things i'm telling
you if they take the chipotle model and you can just go in there and get your lobster and shrimp
pasta real quick you know your little cheddar cheese biscuit real quick. Just change the model and you'll be fine.
Well, in New Hampshire, a daycare center decided they couldn't deal with the kids anymore,
so they put a melatonin in some of their foods.
Now, if you don't know what melatonin is, it's something that you can put in that can make people sleepy.
So daycare workers allegedly put this in the kids' lunches to actually make them go to sleep now for daycare
workers in New Hampshire have been charged with endangering a child after reportedly spiking their
food at the daycare center Sally Dreckman declining to answer questions as she drives away from her
home police say she owns and operates a daycare out of this West Side house she and three of her
employees are accused of sprinkling a sleep aid supplement
onto the food they serve to kids in their care. This is something that is an over-the-counter
drug that's usually used as a sleep aid that was given to these children with no knowledge
for the parents and no consent. Dreckman and those three employees, identified as Tracy Innie,
Kaitlyn Filardo, and Jessica Foster, are all facing 10 counts of endangering the welfare of a child.
Police say their investigation began with a tip late last year.
Somebody who had been inside the building that had heard about these practices and tipped
us off to that.
We also got some anonymous tips as well through our crime line.
Police and the state confirmed the daycare was operating without a license.
So what's the problem is to give the kid melatonin?
Maybe not.
No, they say you shouldn't give melatonin to kids like under age three.
So what is the proper age?
When can you start giving kids a little bit of melatonin?
I don't know.
I don't even think it's more so about that.
I think you can give your own kid melatonin, but not be served melatonin at a damn daycare.
Like what?
Without the parent's consent.
Yeah, like, excuse me?
Correct.
Yeah. Now, also, you guys know who Bluey is right you guys have come on don't play with me no
talking about okay you'll know in a minute yeah you'll know how much you got three about this
time next year you'll be bluey bluey okay now mom dad okay you know bingo all right all right so they had a bluey celebration a bluey marathon
so they hired a bluey character the problem was the character didn't look like bluey local
restaurant says they wanted their own family friendly day with cartoon character bluey they
expected a few dozen people in regulars thousands rsVP'd. Hundreds of families were left fuming and say kids were
disappointed. The restaurant spoke to Fox 5 and says they want to say sorry to all
the families and they underestimated the power of Bluey.
When I saw him, I just ignored him. I was mad.
What did he look like the cartoon? Did he look like on TV?
No.
He looked like unexpected.
We could see his beard.
I thought the kids had the same reaction.
The kids were distraught.
Some kids were crying.
Some kids were upset crying in their parents' shoulders.
That sounds like Blackie.
Oh my God.
Yes!
What?
That sounds like Blackie. he was from north philly his beard was sticking out kept asking how long he got a beard this young look
at his bed if you look you can see his beard sticking out the costume is not all the way on
that's like on the top of his head oh no you see it yeah no this is bad i don't even know what bluey
looked like but this this man looks crazy.
Show that to Charlotte, man.
You got to look closely because the costume was not all the way on.
He walked in with his bed hanging out.
You see the costume like half on his head, half not, and you can see his bed coming out.
Man, he's just trying to make ends meet, man.
He on probation, man.
He on probation.
They told him he got to have a little gig, man.
He got to have a little job, man.
He just trying to do what he do, man.
Yo, boo this man.
See, they call him Dirt Dog. They say this ain't blue this is dirt dog damn damn where was this at this was in vegas this was in vegas he's from trilley though he just moved out to vegas as
far as his probation he had to get a job that's where his aunt stayed jesus and lastly a wild
riot breaks out at a florida roller skating rink now allegedly this is what
they're saying happened they booked the party uh and the skating rink said if you're going to book
a party you have to have an off-duty officer the person booking the party didn't hire an off-duty
officer so they canceled the party so allegedly the people still throwing a party was like f this
we're gonna party anyway so everybody come on. And that's when the riot began.
Cell phone cameras recorded and streamed live as chaos unfolded Saturday night.
Several videos show a teenager beaten and kicked through the window of a barbershop.
Other clips captured several more fights. I was a little scared.
I'm like, oh my gosh.
Cause I'm like, where is she?
I haven't heard from her.
Fentel Peterson says her 15-year- old daughter wasn't part of the brawl,
but got caught up in it and arrested.
She said at first it was just a nice event.
Everybody was having fun.
And then towards the end of the night, it got chaotic.
Hillsborough deputies say this all began after Astros gate canceled an after
party.
The owner, Chris Maganias, says the private host didn't hire an off-duty deputy for the event, which his business requires.
We took the steps that we had to take to make sure that we didn't lose control of the building.
Detectives say someone associated with that party went on social media
and urged people to go to the business anyway, riot, and confront law enforcement.
So said, 23 juveniles were arrested and six adults wow
all right and that's out in florida and that is front page news now when we come back from the
movie babes michelle buteau and alana glazer will be joining us we're gonna kick it with them again
they got the new movie babes out right now mich Michelle is from Jersey. Alana is from Long Island.
They're friends, and they created this comedy.
So we're going to talk to them next.
It's The Breakfast Club.
Good morning.
The Breakfast Club.
Morning, everybody.
It's DJ Envy, Jess Hilarious, Charlamagne Tha God.
We are The Breakfast Club.
We got some special guests in the building.
Who keep a job, both of them.
The new film, Babes.
That's out everywhere
May 24th.
We have Michelle Buteau.
Did I say that right?
You did.
Okay, all right.
And Alana Glazer.
Hi.
Hey, good morning.
How you feeling this morning?
Good.
Feeling really good.
I mean,
it's like Kwanzaa every day.
Like, there's a movie out.
It's crazy.
You wrote it.
You started it.
You produced it.
She's a powerhouse. We out here. Not just being thrown out on some streaming platform correct that's correct yeah
yeah i'm excited about that too also press is like such an insane part of the job but to do it with
michelle we have been just laughing so much it's loopy i don't i haven't figured out my dosage yet
but i don't need it just do press you know what i mean it's great but it's fun because we're also comedians and so we don't mind saying something or talking about something
like 12 000 times and it's an important over and over and over and over and over and over
every time sort of just like well it's like married sex you know you gotta use your imagination
and get it right oh my goodness come on so got to ask some of the questions. I can't wait.
Did you write the questions?
Not this one.
Hold on, hold on.
In marriage, sex,
we try to switch it up.
We try to do
back shots,
missionary,
69,
sometimes take an edible.
Bro, nobody asked.
We didn't need no details.
Oh, I love them.
I was like,
absolutely.
Me too.
No 69 without a hemorrhoid
because that's too vulnerable.
Yeah. Good morning, everybody. Let's talk about babes. We're going to without a hemorrhoid because that's too vulnerable.
Good morning, everybody.
Let's talk about Babes.
With the hemorrhoid to Babes.
Okay.
Now tell us what Babes is about for people that don't know.
So Babes is a movie,
a heart comedy
with a lot of heart
about two best friends,
lifelong friends
who are in very different places
in their lives.
Michelle's character, Dawn,
is married with two kids.
My character, Eden,
is a free spirit,
spontaneous,
totally naive
to the responsibilities
of parenting.
Yeah.
And when my character, Eden,
gets pregnant,
she decides to keep the baby
and it tests their friendship
in a crazy way.
Now, was it a one-night stand
that you got pregnant?
Yeah, that's right.
One-night stand.
Yeah, a very special
one-night stand
that touched this person.
Yeah. Eden. That's how I met my husband, too, so like.... One night stand. Yeah, a very special one night stand that touched this person. Yeah.
Eden.
That's how I met my husband, too.
One night stand?
Yes.
I always say open your mind, your heart, and your legs to love because you never know when you're going to find it.
That's right.
And Alana, you wrote this, right?
I don't want to say an extension of Broad City, but Broad City told a very specific story of people in their 20s.
Now it's like a woman in their late 30 30s it's it's totally like related the vibe you know and
my character Eden is is definitely similar to Ilana Wexler the way she's like born out of me
I co-wrote it with Josh Rabinowitz um and he also wrote on Broad City and um with actually uh the
late great Kevin Barnett they They were a writing team.
Oh, man.
Rest in peace to that boy.
Yeah.
And the character Claude is based on Kevin.
Wow.
The character that my character Eden gets pregnant by is based on Kevin.
And it was really fun.
We were kind of writing in Kevin's voice.
Stefan killed it.
Yeah.
Stefan James killed it.
Killed it.
Really, I think Kevin would be thrilled that Stephon was portraying him.
Yeah.
Was there any thought like Eden is what Alana would be doing now?
Kind of.
You know, like it's totally related.
And she's, you know, she's chill.
She's a stoner.
She's weird.
You know, in the same way that anything that I make that's like really in my voice is going to be related to me in that way.
Now, Michelle, you have babies. So did you enjoy enjoy pregnancy because some people enjoy pregnancy they love it and some
people just absolutely positively hate it exactly and so pregnancy for me this was like a very
interesting um movie for me to do because um my body couldn't carry my kids so we went down the
surrogacy route and so you know for me i really want to honor what it
was like to be pregnant because i never had that experience so i'm also learning as a woman what
what that's like but what i did bring to the table was being just a tired ass mom of five-year-old
twins where it's like if i didn't have kids i'd probably play this character like hey everyone
i got applesauce but when you're tired just like who want it open it
go get your applesauce you know what i mean and so you know just even the nuance of like loving
your family but the way you really talk to them when you're tired like that and um especially as
a comedian i want to make it light and bright and funny and fun and so the great thing about
the writing with josh and alana and then also the directing with pamela she's just like you ain't gotta say anything just be still on comedians it's hard for us just to
like hear silence and i'm like shouldn't we fill it with a joke and she's like no you are tired
stare off into space and i was like oh that's why i go to the bathroom and take my phone when i'm at
home that's right it's my me time yes and the movie opens up with this unbelievable labor scene
that michelle does and the way that you conjure it's so funny because it's so real the way that
you like conjured that i love physical comedy it was that's the only kind of cardio i began
is physical comedy it's so fun it really is fun i feel like people just don't let themselves fly
anymore you know what i mean but i also love these conversations too because I even have family members that will forget that I did not give birth because I am so in motherhood.
And there's no shame to this story.
I think there's beauty in alternative family planning and alternative love.
And you don't have to be blood related to somebody to love them, which is like, you know, what babes is about too.
And so, yeah, I mean, I don't mind at all.
And it's not a mistake or a mishap on anybody it's like it's my story and i don't mind sharing it at all and like i it was surrogacy was not legal in new york when i was going through it
and so i stumped with um andy cohen in albany and it's overturned now and so you know gestational
surrogacy is legals so if you you know have to go down that route like whatever you want like
whether it's a kid or a career whatever whatever you want, I want that for you.
Just be a crazy and go get it.
I'm not a woman, so I can't speak to this.
Oh, we know that's right.
But I would feel like I feel like motherhood and carrying a child is two different things because you can be a surrogate that carries a child.
Absolutely.
Taking the journey of motherhood.
And also like how hard you work to get to that place where, you know,
took you years to get to this place
that you worked so hard.
Five years, four losses.
Wow.
You worked so hard
to get your babies.
Yeah.
And also did comedy
at the same time.
You know what it is.
Oh, my Lord.
I'm sure you guys
have been through hard stuff.
I don't know what
you've been through.
Sometimes we don't,
you share so much every day.
You have to keep
something for yourself.
Right.
But, you know,
I think there is power in sharing
because then you do make people feel less alone
and also it's cathartic for you
so I don't mind
I'm learning a lot by watching
I'm married with four kids but I'm learning a lot by watching Jess
because she comes in here every morning
she does the show
and she's flying to do stand up
so it's just
it's that grind
oh you know what we talk about this all
the time rest is also productive that's okay sit down she took a day off this week and i was happy
because more people don't want they feel like they don't want to lose the opportunity right
but she hit us and she was like guys i'm fine everything's okay i'm just taking the day right
and i respected that yeah yeah that's the hardest one you know we have this like pulse and pulsing and pulsing
to go go go especially in New York
and you want to like show up as though
you're at the front of the line too
so it's a real
act of strength
I hope she gets a nice foot rub
alright we got more with Michelle Boutte
and Alana Glazer
when we come back their new movie Babes is in theaters
now it's the Breakfast Club. Good morning.
Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy,
Jess Hilarious, Charlamagne Tha Guy. We are
The Breakfast Club. We're kicking it with Michelle Boutte
and Alana Glazer. Their movie,
Babes, is in theaters now. Charlamagne?
You know, Alana, Michelle
is in this film with you. Y'all been friends for 20 years, right?
When you write something, how do you
know this is the best person for the role
or this is my friend?
How do you know? You know, when I was
writing this with Josh,
we were also kind of writing it with our producer,
Susie Fox. So Susie was the
dawn between us because Josh's wife
and I were pregnant at the same time. We didn't know.
I can't believe you have four kids. Mazel tov.
Four daughters, yeah. Four daughters?
Oh my God, that's
amazing. That is cool. how many bathrooms do you have
that is a sign of royalty yes
that is empire building made it that's your that's your ancestors wildest dreams
that's the 48 acres in the new oh my god five. Five bathrooms. So Susie was like, was in Michelle's role, had a one and a three year old.
Josh and I, Josh's wife was pregnant and I was pregnant.
So we didn't know.
We were like my character who didn't know how hard it is to raise a kid and work and
also be a person if you can manage it.
So we like kind of had our character dynamic filled as we were writing it.
And Michelle came to me in a dream.
It was like the thing so obvious.
It's right
in front of your nose and i became obsessed like literally like her she forced me into it i was
like this is a great script i love you i'm busy she's like no you can do this i said i'm i'm potty
training three-year-olds right now i don't even and i'm not a forceful person i do not like to
force i love consent i do not like to force people it was consensual it was consensual
by the time she said yes by the time i said yes yes but like but i was just like damn like this
can't i really can't see this as anybody but you because like michelle is so funny but so emotional
and like has such a big heart and she was the only person who could who could capture both did
y'all talk about some of the cravings women have like you know i know my wife wanted uh ice cream and strawberries every morning oh did you
get it of course yes just wanted tacos and she eats lasagna at six o'clock in the morning i'm
done with the savory burritos yeah me too savory um you know what's so funny is that i called my
surrogate and asked her if she had any cravings and she like, I hate spaghetti with tomato sauce and I just want it every day.
And I was like,
damn my kids.
Because I'm a pasta
like morning,
noon,
and night.
I love pasta.
Is it pasta or carbs?
It's just pasta.
I don't like bread,
but pasta,
lo mein,
cacio e pepe,
a rigatoni
with a vodka sauce.
That sounds like
a bowl right there.
Oh my,
was it like a squid ink with the lobster?
Lobster, shrimp, mussels.
But like a good shrimp?
And crab meat, yes.
Yes.
With a little red chili pepper flakes.
And a nice little buttery chardonnay.
Get a little green apple on the back.
Right, we hungry now.
We hungry now.
Such a sommelier.
What do you like to eat? And I was i was gonna ask how did being a mom change you
just in life for me being a parent i didn't think about money my creative process i felt freer i was
like life is beautiful and it's meant to be lived and it's a miracle that we're here so let's just
fly baby and um thank god like that's that's when the money started coming so right yeah and i think
that's like not a coincidence you know there's like this like magnitude that you're pulling
where you're like i'm in my own world and like then you become the sun just pulling in the other
elements yes come on yoga class burning candles donations only downward dog shavasana let's go
i uh i've been like taking so much more pleasure in comedy and like less stress, less like
more from the inside out, I think is what becoming a mom has given me where it's like
and that same pull to where like, you know, I don't know, I used to like stress or be
like more anxious about stand up and TV and film.
But now it's like I'm I'm really like drinking it in and my baby is three years old.
So I'm still in that like sort of baby phase and just enjoying how like insanely cute it is i can't
even believe but i know i'm gonna be a wreck oh i'm very anxious i'm a helicopter a lawnmower
and i used to like i'm not even like a lawnmower yeah i get caught my my oldest is 15 she called
me a helicopter dad what is a lawnmower dad i mean lawnmower is like i will i will drive over you to get it done like i'm glad that you think you could climb this tree you can't
let me get you down okay and my husband's european and so it's very different being married to a
person that grew up in a place where the government actually takes care of them so he's like let them
see what happens i'm like no no. We don't have a PPO.
Let's just not do that.
City MD is open 24 hours, but I don't want to find out.
So like, you know, I do want them creatively. I'm just like fly baby.
But physically he's just like, let them see.
So we're doing swimming lessons and stuff.
But also one thing I realized coming from a big Caribbean family, I'm telling my kids,
you don't have to say hi to everybody.
You know what I mean? You don't have to kiss
everyone on the cheek. You don't have to sit on their lap.
You don't have to hug them. This is your body.
So if you don't feel like doing all that,
you don't have to because I was always just, you know.
Same, same.
And that's weird for a lot of my
Caribbean family, but I'm like, I don't care.
Let them do what they want to do.
It's gross. You don't have to kiss.
You don't have to. You don't have to sit on everyone's lap we good yeah how important is the female
bond and friendship when you have like these big things happen in your life like like giving birth
like these big life changes i mean it's everything yeah it's like the the foundation i think yeah
and and also like um just to hear like the real minutiae and the real details of how you're doing
it that was something when we were making babes between pam minutiae and the real details of how you're doing it.
That was something when we were making babes between Pamela and you and me to talk about how we actually get it done.
It's like new ideas for like lunches or whatever.
Yeah.
It's like so useful.
Yeah.
It was definitely I realized that all of us use our time very wisely.
Yeah. yeah right for me being the first time um creator starring in working with pamela who's a creator
starring in five seasons then also alana i was like this is just like a beautiful ass masterclass
and then going to my set and working with tasha smith and garcelle bouvet i'm just like
you know there is um a sisterhood no matter where you're from and it's like if you don't talk about
it like my therapist my therapist isn't always available and she's expensive so you gotta talk to your friends
is uh survival of the tickets coming back it is we're in the writer's room we're gonna be
filming season two and uh and i got like a crazy ass show coming up at radio city music hall
did i read that right you're the first the first woman ever to tape a special at radio
congratulations thank you so much yeah i'll put you on the list if you can tape a special at radio city musical congratulations thank you so much
yeah i'll put you on the list if you can get a babysitter you all got a lot of kids would love
to okay why why did you choose radio city just for the historical aspect of it no no i you know
i opened for jonathan van ness uh who is on queer eye on netflix i opened for them in 2019 and didn't
even realize that i could play a stage like that because i've never been given the opportunity before and i got a standing ovation after 15 minutes set and i was
like what is this feeling right this is like why am i doing this unless i'm challenging myself
and so i always had my eye on the prize but never thought i could do it because
you know i don't want to constantly talk about what women are not getting paid right it's like
those dreams aren't always in the budget
and then i realized like i'm not doing this for money i'm doing this for like higher power a
greater purpose you know for me growing up it was like whoopi goldberg and simbad there's gotta be
more right you know and so i just always want black brown fat queer whatever you know whoever to like at least see my set and be
like oh my god radio city i don't even know i can go see the rockettes let alone film a special
there and so when i just i just want to look at the place you know you ever go like on a
on a housing tour and just look at the the house you can't afford to see what it would look like
and feel like and so that's what it was like and i was like what other females look like and feel like. And so that's what it was like. And I was like, what other females performed here
and taped a special?
You know,
it's kind of like
looking at an apartment
and be like,
anyone die here?
And they were like,
no one.
And then I got the goosies,
the right nipple got hard
because that's the one
that really is awake now.
And I said,
okay,
I got to do this.
I got to do it.
And so June 6th,
yes,
everybody come out and, you know, bring 2,000 of your friends.
Let's go.
And let's make it happen.
I'm excited.
Come on, New York.
I also want to take a hot shit every time I think about it.
That's good.
That means something to you.
Truly.
Yeah.
Is that like one of your rituals?
Yes.
Hot shit and anxiety kicks in.
Oof, yeah, it keeps me regular.
Well, on move, we got more with michelle boutte and alana glazer
babes their new movie is in theaters right now it's the breakfast club good morning breakfast
club we're still kicking in with michelle boutte and alana glazer charlamagne now uh alana the
title babes yeah like some people would say babes can be a derogatory term depending on
the context it could be offensive depending on the context so why the title babes i mean we
went through a lot of titles i'd i'd love to be called a babe i was like where i mean i see what you mean
it's not widely considered but yeah yeah depending on the context like diminutive
something to a woman but um but i love it we just had a list of titles yeah you did
and they were sort of like also like punny. And it was like, ew.
And Josh pitched Babes.
And you know, it was like also I think the scope we were going for.
Like we really wanted to make a studio comedy that had a lot of heart.
Something really funny, but that you also could tear up or cry at. And Babes just felt like it was putting the movie on the map where it was supposed to be.
Yeah.
That's a good name.
Babes.
I know.
Josh. Babes having Babes. Yoshi. I've seen people say the movie is raunchy. And it makes me wonder, do to be yeah it's a good name babes i know josh yoshi i've seen
people say the movie is raunchy and it makes me wonder do they really think it's raunchy or
is certain topics about women just make certain people uncomfortable i think that's it yeah yeah
you know women go through your shit be quiet about it show up but don't be you know don't be too sexy
just be sexy enough that you know we can
tolerate you right right um have the baby why don't you want a baby okay but get back to your
baby weight you know what i mean it's like right what are all these rules we have on our bodies
also can we just live and talk about it yeah you know we really talk in the movie oh like we talk
like and yes yes i see why i see why that would offend some people yeah it's also like
we play lifelong
friends from Queens and so I'm from
Jersey she's from Long Island this is just how
we speak to each other whatever and so
people find that offensive
when I say hello
and truly because I'm married to a Dutch guy
and I used to make a joke about it
because he's like why are you so aggressive
I was like I just asked you how you wanted your eggs.
Yeah.
How do you ask it?
How you want your eggs?
That's aggressive.
I think he only heard DMX.
Whites.
Whites.
That is an interesting point, though.
You can make people uncomfortable just by forcing them to have a discussion.
Yeah.
I know you know.
Now we got to talk about these issues.
Yeah.
Right.
Yeah.
Why do you think people are so afraid to sort of run into the burning building of conversation?
I don't know.
I think that we need to open it up.
I think we need to set buildings on fire on purpose sometime just to have the discussion i think people don't want to be
truthful though and i think they fear truth because with this society you get canceled for
saying the wrong thing regardless of what you believe and so i think a lot of people they look
at what social media goes to yeah then they follow like sheep which makes me wonder if you even
believe what you say you believe because if you say you believe something, you would have no problem saying it and no problem discussing it.
I know.
So it's almost like everyone has like a dual personality, who they are with their friends and who they are on social media.
You know, it is hard, too, though, because social media is a revolving resume.
So if you do speak truth to power, you could lose jobs and representation and friendships right and
so you know i always thought the hardest part about being a parent would be like raising them
the money the bullying the racism but also like trying to figure out how to teach my kids how to
define their worth and power without likes and followers is something i don't even know how to
wrap my mind around right now like i don't even know how like especially having four girls I don't even know how to wrap my mind around right now. Like, I don't even know how, like, especially having four girls.
I don't let them use social media.
Oh.
No.
What?
Mm-mm.
I don't let them use it.
Especially when you read
all these stories
about how a lot of these big tech guys,
they don't even let their kids
use the chat phones.
Right, right.
And I'm reading this great book.
Steve Jobs didn't even want his daughter
to have a phone.
Right, right.
They have a great book now
called The Anxious Generation.
That's right.
And it just talks about how social media, and we knew this already, but it just really goes in depth on how Right, right. There's a great book now called The Anxious Generation. That's right. And it just talks about
how social media,
and we knew this already,
but it just really goes
in depth on how it's just
ruining people's mental,
emotional health,
especially kids.
Right.
So why would I,
why would I let my kids use it?
Are you on your phone
around your kids?
Yes, but I try to practice
good habits and not be.
Yeah.
So I try to just put it away.
Yes.
You know,
especially like tonight,
I'll be,
we got this cuddle time tonight.
We'll be watching movies on the couch. Yes. Yeah, I love like tonight, I'll be, we got this cuddle time tonight. We'll be watching.
Yes.
Yeah.
Come on,
Moana.
Let's go.
I teach the older ones to use it as a tool,
right?
Okay.
I have a one that just graduated from NYU and she's 22.
She's doing real estate.
So I teach her how to use it as a tool to promote herself.
I have a 20 year old who goes to university of Miami and I,
you know,
teach him how to use six, six. Okay. okay oh my goodness my wife been together 30 years so god
bless you but the younger ones not you know but they're into dance so but that's how they
communicate with their dance friends because they send each other dances through youtube but as long
as it's private i don't have a problem with it but i tell them teaching to use it as a tool
okay and they've been pretty good with it and not letting it affect them and and
i think that's the best and even conversations around sex the male gays and even on their
sexuality if they like want to wear a bra or not in a crop top and stuff is that something that you
you leave to your wife or do y'all do it together or sometimes you do it too like because you can't
stop doing it you got to keep having that conversation right for me it's my wife okay
but i give my kids the jokes regardless like they give me jokes i give them
jokes it is whatever it is but when it comes to that sex conversation my wife definitely a thousand
percent leads and i just fall into place right it's still uncomfortable like my daughter's 22
and it's like she has a boyfriend i don't want to know if y'all having problems whatever go talk to
mom can you look at the boyfriend and know if he's a good dude
he is a good dude
okay
I do like him
they actually
the last semester
they've been staying at my house
same bedroom
same bedroom
wow dad
you're so progressive
love you dad
but I'm going to tell you why
I was 30 years old
in separate bedrooms
and so we were married
you know why
me and my wife
we were together
we were together in college
she went to Old Dominion
and I went to Hampton University. So my last
year, my parents and her parents
were like, yo, they're always together.
Why are we paying for separate places?
Put them together.
Weren't y'all married though?
In college? No.
I thought you got married early. No, we got married at 22
but we were in college. 19, 20, 21.
We were together.
I mean, it took me longer to graduate college,
but I do appreciate that.
Yeah, so they do stay
in the same bed
and he does stay
and I like him
because I can see
how he's around the other kids.
I see how he's around
when he's with my wife.
If groceries come,
he's grabbing the groceries.
If there's dishes there,
he's washing the dishes.
He's thoughtful.
You're giving him
free room and board.
He better.
But you can't teach thoughtfulness. No, you can you just have it you know right and i always said i don't need to marry somebody rich i just need somebody with ambition and who's thoughtful
because money can always come that's right you felt you always you still feel that way now
yeah okay yeah i do were y'all intentional about the men you chose to be in a film like this?
So you got Hasan Minhaj and Oliver Platt
and John Carroll Lynch.
Were you intentional?
Hasan was intentional, for sure.
And also, like, you know, in comedy
and in this movie and in my experience,
it's all so derived from real people that I know
who've been doing it and in comedy for so long.
So Hasan, I called and asked.
Yeah, and I've known him for a really
long time we used to do the road together we did colleges together because they would book us for
like black history month lol and he also is you know working with two kids right and so it was
nice that we all brought our tired parent experience and added comedy to it and he's
such a good act he's such a good actor it He's such a good actor. Such a good actor.
It's nice to see comedians in a different light.
I know.
He really gave the heft to his character, too.
And he's not just this great husband
who's so happy to be there.
He's also annoyed.
He's exhausted.
It's a lot.
He's upset or whatever.
He was great.
And the other guys kind of came later.
Oliver Platt. That was really cool. kind of came later. Oliver Platt,
that was really cool.
Real New York cast.
Oliver Platt,
John Carlin,
Sandra Bernhardt,
crazy.
Babes comes out this week.
Go see Babes, man.
May 24th.
This week,
Babes comes out.
And we appreciate you guys
for joining us.
Thank you guys.
Thank you.
Thanks for having us.
Babes, May 24th.
It's the Breakfast Club
good morning.
I really need,
I really need wine now.
What is he saying? I really need, I really need wine now. Okay. What is he saying?
I really need wine now.
I'm just happy
to speak English.
I really need wine now.
You really need wine now?
I really need wine now.
Okay, wine now.
I really need wine now.
That's not what she's saying.
That's not what she's saying?
No, because right after
that she said set me free, so.
I like my version better.
All right, morning.
We are the Breakfast Club.
Let's get to
Just With The Mess.
News is real,
but it's just a lie.
It's just a robin' more. Just don't do no lie. Just don't do no lie mess. News is real, brother. The Lions, Jessica Robin Moore.
Jess don't do no lying.
Don't do no lying.
She don't spare nobody.
Worldwide Jess, worldwide mess.
On The Breakfast Club.
She's a coach of shoes.
She was able to get y'all to see something and understand something that nobody could get you to see.
It's time to set it all. Oh, she just put on her messy visions period oh i'm about to report those messy vision
dot com y'all make sure i get them all right transgendered student booed a high school uh
runner you did yeah i did um a high school runner won a state title over the weekend but instead of people celebrating they uh they booed
yeah so uh aiden gallagher competed in the girls 200 meter finals. Aiden was originally trailing in second place and got a gust of energy that pushed Aiden to the finish line in the first place.
People started booing immediately.
They also booed when Aiden received prize notes and the family of Aiden.
They weren't happy about it.
So Aiden was a young man who transitioned into a
woman correct and then he raced against the women correct yeah yeah if I was somebody's father I'd
probably be going to if I was a father of a daughter out there on the track I'd probably
be going to she was behind too she was behind it what she was behind and came right back up and won yeah cause they
they say that
Aiden had a
second gust of wind
yes
so yeah
he just decided to run fast
he just decided to
probably
I'll go slow
jogging
remember on Incredibles
when they was like
Dash don't run too fast
so he was trying to figure it out
right
just
stop playing
we've dusted these bitches
stop playing what dust these bitches stop playing
talk about
that's exactly what it seemed like
that's exactly what happened
a lot of them didn't think it was fair
that Aiden ran in the girls race
and this is an ongoing debate where people believe
that trans women have an unfair advantage
when competing against
biological women because they are
just naturally stronger so i mean we've seen it before we've seen it with that one swimmer he he
swam as a man and i think he was like in 200th place and then he swam as a woman he came in first
she swam as a woman and came in first so yeah it is unfair i don't got time to debate about this
today my new book is out get honest and die lying watch small talk sucks available everywhere now
you buy books congrats yes okay this is just for the master of souls qz um spotify releases
a hundred great hip-hop songs on streaming era um i thought this was really really dope
to see that because this is hip-hop you know which is always the last category in things they don't
ever really like to give hip-hop the props that it needs but spotify defines the streaming era as a time that frames um as a time frame that spanned from 2015 until present day and the criteria
for the list is based on quality impact replay value influence and cultural significance number
one is all right by kendrick lamar number two all time yeah that well of the screaming of the streaming era since 2015 to um to now um
yeah it's so new i don't i know brand new yeah yeah but they're keeping up with it and then um
number two was bodak yellow number three god's back god's plan by drake number four xo life
xo tour life by little uzi three chop on air march madness um bad and bougie sicko mode
mo mo bamba i just that's what i don't know that's by shack west but that's the only one
on here i don't know you know you know what if you hit i probably did I'm old old she knew exactly what I meant
the cadence but that's not how you say it
I'm old
and then
number 9 Pop Smoke Ticket with Dior
and then number 10 was Lucid Dreams by Juice
World that's amazing
y'all listen I just want to shout out
Cardi B her Spotify streams
890 million
wow
123,178
so that's really
really dope
like
yeah they just sent her
a plaque for a billion
they did
yeah so they probably
rounded it up
yeah
but I mean it makes sense
that's amazing
because that was a moment
that was a moment
so shout out to her man
that's really dope
and hip hop became
the number one music genre
in the US in 2017 so it only makes sense.
Okay, cool.
Monique says Chelsea Handler's joke isn't coincidence.
Monique shared a video of Chelsea Handler's joke on a Netflix special for Kevin Hart's Mark Twain Prize.
And here's how great Kevin is.
He said, no problem, Chelsea.
I got you.
I'll just get you a gig on my
movie i said great behind the camera in front i don't care i'll direct it if i have to he said i
got you chelsea i got you and that's when i learned that if you ask kevin for a favor you can always
count on hearing these three words i got you and then you can count on never hearing from him again that's ridiculous so uh monique shared
that same clip that y'all just heard uh with the caption hey my sweet babies what are the odds that
both chelsea handler and i will share the same experience with kevin hart but we're both lying
huh i love us for real so monique feels that way because if you recall when she was on club
she shared a story about kevin ghosting her after he promised to work with her.
Right. So the problem is Monique's clip completely takes Chelsea's joke out of context.
So here's the full joke. During COVID, I was desperate to get to Canada and it was for a very important reason.
I needed to ski. Chelsea, Chelsea.
Canada. Shut up, Kevin. Canada had very strict rules at the time.
But when I looked on Instagram, I noticed that Kevin was filming a movie up in Canada. So I called Kevin and I told him, I don't know what your secret is, but I need your help getting across the border. And here's how great Kevin is. He said, no problem, Chelsea, I got you. I'll just get you a gig on my movie. I said, great. Behind the camera, in front, I don't care. i'll direct it if i have to he said i got you chelsea
i got you and that's when i learned that if you ask kevin for a favor you can always count on
hearing these three words i got you and then you can count on never hearing from him again
that's ridiculous so it turns out that the role wasn't even real that was just a way for chelsea
to get into canada so she can ski um i just want to say shout out to kevin for being a black man helping a white woman get
into another country um monique's fans must have seen the full video and they started commenting
um to monique's post to inform her that she was looking a little crazy man some of the comments
was crazy they were saying she was making a joke of you it went over your head just delete this
somebody else said it's time to delete this mo she was talking about you she shaded you and you reposted it um and then another one the
last one i'm gonna read that woman is mocking your interview ma'am so monique doubled back and
edited her caption and just added it has come to my attention that the joke is on me uh with a foot
with a few emojis and said i love us for real but that's what happened when you reach man it's just
like just leave things alone.
Yeah.
I mean, not to mention Chelsea told the joke
while they were honoring Kevin.
So clearly it was a joke.
Absolutely.
Yeah.
But that is Jess with the mess.
And I'm right on time, y'all.
There you go, Jess.
Hurry it.
All right, Charlamagne, who you getting that down with?
There's a former Boston Red Sox player named Austin Maddox.
He needs to come to the front of the congregation.
We would like to have a word with him.
Okay.
All right.
We'll get to that next.
It's The Breakfast Club.
Good morning.
You're checking out The Breakfast Club.
Make sure you tell them to watch out for Florida Man.
The craziest people in America come from the Bronx and all of Florida.
Yes.
You are a donkey.
The Florida Man attacked an ATM for a very strange reason.
It gave him too much money.
Florida man is arrested after deputies say he rigged the door to his home in an attempt to electrocute his pregnant wife.
Police arrested an Orlando man for attacking a flamingo.
It's a breakfast club, bitchy.
Donkey of the day.
With Charlemagne the guy.
I don't know why y'all keep letting him get y'all like this.
Oh, no, Duval.
It's not me, it why y'all keep letting him get y'all like this. Oh, no, Duval. It's not me. It's y'all.
Okay, donkey of the day for Tuesday, May 21st,
goes to former Boston Red Sox player Austin Maddox.
Now, let the record show Austin Maddox is a Jacksonville native.
What does your Uncle Sharla always say about the great state of Florida?
The craziest people in America come from the Bronx and all of Florida,
and Austin Maddox is no exception.
Austin Maddox retired from baseball in 2020.
He decided to pursue a career in entertainment,
and he just landed a role on the reboot of To Catch a Predator.
What do you mean, Uncle Charlotte? He just landed a role on the reboot of To Catch a Predator.
Well, let's go to News 4 Jacksonville for the report, please.
Day and night for five days, Jacksonville Sheriff's Office
led a multi-agency takedown of men trying to have sex with children.
The solicitations began online, behind a cell phone or computer.
Then the men began having conversations with their intended target.
This undercover operation began on April 24, 2024.
Sheriff T.K. Waters revealed 27 men were arrested for trying to have sex with kids.
In most cases, the men thought they were talking to a 14-year-old girl until they met JSO face to
face. A shock to the baseball world. Among the arrested, former UF and Red Sox baseball player
Austin Maddox. This is video of Maddox going to a house where he thinks he's about to meet a teen girl,
but instead, he's met with the men of JSO, taken down and arrested.
Maddox got a weird case.
Why is he around?
This is the only man in the history of baseball to make it to the majors and beg to get sent
back to the minors.
Okay, there is a movie that
came out in 1998 that could absolutely be the name of austin maddox biopic and it's titled major league
back to the minors okay the thing that is so interesting about these kinds of stories is you
have to find them right these aren't the kind of headlines that find you for some strange reason
stories like austin maddox don't take on a life of their own the algorithm just seems to not
circulate them as much as they do other stories but if a former boston red socks major league baseball player is being accused of
soliciting sex over the internet from people who they believe to be children it's worth a discussion
now i looked up some of his stats and i really don't even know how he ever had a major league
career because his baseball pitch velocity was 69 miles per hour which ironically would be amazing
for a 14 year old girl playing softball before a grown-ass man in major league baseball not so much
if they ever refer to austin maddox as a freak of nature on the baseball field it's not because of
his athletic ability now he may be a freaky ass pitcher when he's a free man but you go to prison
for having sex with minors or trying to have sex with minors you're gonna become a catcher now to be fair he was never really built
for the major leagues he made his mlb debut in 2017 after spending several years inside uh minors
i mean the minor leagues just to be clear but a persistent shoulder injury denied him the chance
to play and he was released from the team in 2019 retiring shortly
after i don't know if this guy was good or not okay he was good enough to get to the majors
but injuries kept him from being great but maybe just maybe he should have spent more time in the
dugouts working on his pitch instead of pitching the teens to get the dugout now his defense
attorney james hill said he intends to fight the allegations against him and will enter a plea of not guilty should formal charges be filed.
How are you going to plead not guilty when there is a whole correspondence between you and the girl you thought was 14?
They got you, Austin.
OK, you began communicating with an agent who was pretending to be an underage girl on April 28th.
You were informed the girl was 14.
You expressed your intent to have sex with her.
You then agreed to meet her at the prearranged location and you are arrested at said location okay you are arrested at the location y'all agreed
to meet at how is that not guilty furthermore i can't believe we live in a society where the
catcher predator exists and predators are still getting caught in the wild the predators are
supposed to be the small ones why aren't y'all evolving okay d.a james hill you're wasting your
time your client got caught and there is
absolutely zero reason that a grown man
should be trying to seventh inning
stretch out anybody underage. He is
charged with four felony counts
including traveling to meet
okay, said minor
after using a computer to solicit
a child. Look, man.
Austin, you need to keep your screwballs to yourself
and worry about getting to first base with somebody your own
age. Do prisons still have baseball teams?
I don't think so. You don't think so?
No. Oh. Well, Austin,
let us know when you get there. Please let Remy
Ma give Austin Maddox the biggest hee-haw.
Hee-haw! Hee-haw!
You stupid mother******. Are you
dumb? Alright, well, thank
you for that donkey today. Yes, indeed. If you haven't
seen the video, them tackling him looks crazy.
Well, he he's a baseball player. It's not like he was a football player.
You're right. OK. All right. All right. Well, let's open up the phone lines.
Our good friend, our co-host over here, our brother Charlemagne's new book is out right now.
Get honest or die lying. Yes. Why? Small talk sucks.
You know, this book is for anybody who is uh tired of lying
to themselves and not just lying to themselves but volunteering their lives to other people but
this book is also for people who hate small talk like i do so let's open up the phone lines 800-585-1051
we were asking how do you avoid small talks now this conversation came from actually jess
laris's welcome to the breakfast club party and if you look
at Charlamagne's
Instagram
there's a picture
of Charlamagne
taking a picture
and a gentleman
by the name of
Shabugi
talking to
Charlamagne
in his ear
now the first
time I met
Shabugi
it didn't seem
like it seemed
like you knew
each other for
years
and he said
he was your
man's though
Envy
who's man's
me
he was like
man
Envy
I'm the best
host in the
city boy
he did say
that
but he was talking to Charlamagne all night and you could see it from Charlamagne's face he wasn't talking to Me? He's like, man, I'm the best host in the city, boy. He did say that. Oh, my gosh. Close to look the shot, boogie.
But he was talking to Charlamagne all night, and you could see it from Charlamagne's face.
He wasn't talking to me all night.
He just wanted to be left alone.
We had a conversation in that moment, and it wasn't even that I just wanted to be left alone.
It wasn't that, because I enjoyed the conversation.
I just didn't know what he was talking to me about.
After a while, it was like...
He said Sexy Red had big calf muscles.
Yeah, but that was so random, because that's not the first thing he said.
They was talking at first and then he just started saying stuff.
Right.
Yeah.
So, 800-585-1051.
How do you avoid small talk?
So, I had to look up what small talk actually meant.
The definition of small talk, right?
Your penis.
What?
Oh, my goodness.
What did he say?
He said your penis.
What?
What happened now? Anyway, how would you know that know that sir but that's another question for another day now 805 85 and
i'm not small by the way i just want to throw that out there okay big talk big talk so small
talk refers to the informal polite light conversations people have when they don't
have anything else to say or they don't have anything else to
say or they don't know each other well and that is the point right there when you don't have
anything to say i'm not with that okay if you don't have anything to say don't say nothing at
all we say that about you know when what is uh if you don't have nothing nice to say don't say
anything at all if you don't have anything to say don't say nothing at all because that's just silly
right like i want i want to talk about things.
Right.
That's what is in this book.
This book has topics that if you are in a situation where you feel like you have to
make small talk, just draw from one of these topics in the book.
So, 800-585-1051, and they're saying the best topics for small talk are usually weather,
sports, celebrity gossip, which is probably why he went to Sexy Red's Cavs.
I don't have nothing about no weather or no sports in my book.
In hometown.
Those are the best topics for small talk.
I got celebrity gossip in hometown.
What do you mean hometown?
Hometown only matters if you from my hometown.
Well, I guess that's small talk.
If you run into somebody and you want to create a small talk, that's usually, oh, you from
Queens?
I'm from Queens.
I'm from New York.
I'm the best host in the city.
XMV.
You're the best host in the city.
There you go.
Yo, Sexy Red Cavs calf muscles big as hell, yo.
What?
So 800-585-1051.
How do you get out of small talk?
Let's discuss.
It's The Breakfast Club.
Good morning.
The Breakfast Club.
It's topic time.
Call 800-585-1051 to join into the discussion with the breakfast club
all right morning everybody it's dj envy just hilarious charlamagne the guy we are the breakfast
club now if you're just joining us charlamagne his book is out today get honest or die
lying why small talk sucks yes my third book is out today. And this book is all about people who want to start being honest with themselves.
Because if you're honest with yourself, you'll stop volunteering lies to other people.
And it's just about how I hate small talk.
That's right.
Not just the literal form of like chit-chatter, but literally when people have nothing to really talk about.
So they just make things up.
But also how we turn a bunch of micros into macros nowadays.
So we make these small things big issues.
And then when the big issues come across our desk, we don't deal with them at all.
Don't even know how to talk about them.
Right.
Well, that is the question.
800-585-1051.
Let's start with you, Jess.
Small talk.
How do you avoid it?
How do you get out of it?
I just walk away.
Just walk away?
But I have a very expressive face.
So people will know.
They be knowing sometimes.
Like, okay, shoot on this.
Even at my party, there's a lot of, of course, white people who work for iHeart or probably not.
And then they were asking, like so like oh my god you know like
just just talking and i just was like yeah and they were like yeah you probably don't care you
know because it's it's all in your face your disposition how you express yourself and then
like some people i do just walk away from just walk away jess is very good at avoiding small
talk because not just her facial expressions she'll just straight up tell you you're doing too
much and there's nothing wrong with that.
I think that that is the type of boundary
you should set
when you don't want to have
any meaningless conversation.
Yeah, I'm with Jess.
I'll walk away.
I'll just walk.
I'll walk away.
I'm that guy.
I'll just look.
I can't.
But there's times
when you can't walk away, right?
Why not?
Like when you're on a plane
and you're sitting next to somebody.
That's when you tell them.
But that's, you know,
what I usually do in that situation.
I cough.
I just start coughing.
Oh my God.
And usually they don't want to talk to you
at that point because they usually think
you have COVID or something like that.
So they just, they don't want to talk to you.
Or I act like I'm falling asleep.
When they're talking, I close my eyes,
like I start nodding off.
Yeah.
And then they'll be like, oh, you're tired.
Yes, I am.
And that usually.
That is crazy.
I would never cough, but.
What's wrong with your mouth though?
Meaning like, why can't you just tell the person,
hey man, I'm a little tired right now. I want to get some sleep. Because sometimes that doesn't work. Sometimes that hurts. Because they just keep talking. What's wrong with your mouth though? Meaning like Why can't you just tell the person Hey man
I'm a little tired right now
I want to get some sleep
Because sometimes that doesn't work
Why not?
Because they just keep talking
But Envy don't like
Hurting people's feelings too
Like
He don't like that
You can tell like
He don't really like
Hurting people's feelings deliberately
But
I feel like being honest
Jeff is like
But I do
It's not
It won't be hurting nobody's feelings
I'm being honest with you like
Yo
I don't even want to talk right now.
That's why I got this first class seat.
So I can kick back, chill.
I got a lot of things to do.
What is the title of the book?
Get Honest or Die Lying.
Why are you lying to people?
That's silly.
Just tell them.
Now they think you got COVID.
Yes.
Now I'm like, can I move my seat?
Because I can't get my money back.
So what do you do, Charlamagne?
Literally all the things
that Jess said.
I will tell somebody straight up,
like, look,
we don't have to do this right now.
And this is honestly
what the book is giving you
permission to do.
It's giving you permission to say,
hey, we don't have to do this right now.
We don't have to make
meaningless conversation.
And if you do want to have
a conversation,
I have topics in this book
that you can discuss
if you choose to this book is
literally like a card game almost like you can just draw you know different topics from it to
talk about because i'm not an expert at anything i just give my thoughts on things and then you
know we open up the the floor for conversation just like we about to do right now with the
phones so so when shabby was was all in your ear talking about sexy red's calf muscle i don't even
know how that came about yeah so so how did you get out of it i said nigga what
and then he laughed and he you know he was just taking a picture yeah and then that was that and
then the song came on he was trying he started dancing i started dancing and he was like chill
the baby the baby i'm like yo yeah all the big girls be in the club doing this for no reason.
Oh, my God.
It's the funniest thing ever, yo.
And all of this be jiggling, just the top.
Oh, my goodness.
Let's go to the phone lines.
Jesus Christ.
Hello, who's this?
Hello, this is Tony.
Hey, Tony, good morning.
Good morning, morning.
So we're asking.
Say it again?
You DJ Envy? Yes, sir. Good morning, man. Good morning, good morning. We're talking. Say it again? You DJ Envy?
Yes, sir.
Good morning, man.
Good morning, good morning.
We're talking about small talk.
How do you avoid small talk, Tony?
No eye contact.
That's another good one, but people are still talking with no eye contact. I was going to say, niggas don't.
I mean, people don't care, yo.
They will.
Just a how you doing and bye.
That's it.
Okay.
Why do we have to do all that?
Why can't you just tell
somebody honest i don't want to have this conversation right now i'm not in the mood
i'm busy like i'd rather be on my phone i'd rather be sitting here in silence yeah all right we're
going to talk about something let's talk about this like why why do y'all got to do all that
hello who's this this smiles p man calling from Columbus, Ohio. Miles, what's up?
How do you get out of small talk, bro?
Man, so this is what I do.
I do this to my girl and my friend.
I put my phone to my ear like somebody just called me,
and I just answer it, and I start talking.
I say, hold on.
I'm on the phone real quick.
And you just never go back?
I just walk away.
And you just never go back?
Man, what?
Yeah, I do that Every time at work
Y'all doing too much
Yeah yeah
Your girl know
Ain't nobody calling you
She definitely know
She know
Maybe not your friends
But your girl know
You been doing it too long
See if I'm small talk my girl
Then I hit her with the
Oh that's crazy
Oh real
Yeah
She don't
That's all meaningless
It's pointless
Why
Cause why you acting like you're engaging?
That's why they keep up the small talk.
Yes.
No, just cut it off.
800-585-1051.
We're talking about how do you get out of a small talk or small conversation.
Charlamagne's book, Get Honest or Die Lying, is out right now.
Why small talk sucks.
And let's discuss when we come back.
It's the Breakfast Club.
Good morning.
Tell her.
Tell her.
Maybe. Just for some conversation. sucks and let's discuss when we come back it's the breakfast club good morning if y'all talking about it you know we talking about it it's topic time call 800-585-1051 to join into the discussion with the breakfast club morning everybody it's dj nv jess hilarious
charlamagne the guy we are the breakfast club If you're just joining us We're talking about
Getting out of small talk
Now this conversation
Came from two reasons actually
One was Charlamagne's new book
Get Honest or Die Lying
Why Small Talk Sucks
That's right
And the other was
Jess's
It was her
Welcome to The Breakfast Club
Welcome to New York Party
And there was a gentleman there
Shabugi
That was talking to Charlamagne
And you can see
Charlamagne posted the picture He's talking to Charlamagne and you could see it. Charlamagne posted the picture.
He's talking to Charlamagne
about sexy Red's calves.
I don't even know how y'all got there.
We're doing Shah Boogie
a little bit too dirty right now
because Shah Boogie did have something
he wanted to talk about.
Which was what?
Sexy Red's calf muscle.
That's small talk.
That is very much small talk.
I didn't want to have that conversation.
But I was a tad bit intrigued
because he was like, man, yo, sexy.
You seen sexy Red's legs?
Sexy Red got some big ass calf muscles.
So I was like, what?
Right?
Yeah.
But then I realized I didn't want to hear no more.
Right.
Right.
You know what I'm saying?
So then that's when.
But I didn't have to set a boundary because Shaw was just like, he said that and then
he was out.
Yeah.
And then the sexy Red song came on.
That's right.
And then they started dancing.
Get it sexy.
Get it sexy.
Salute to Shaw.
But the problem with Shaw was everybody's watching the game.
Right?
Because the game was on.
Yeah.
We're all intrigued with the game.
Yeah.
No disrespect.
We didn't want to hear about her calf muscles at that time.
Yeah.
You got to know when to have small talk too.
And that wasn't the time.
No.
You should never have small talk.
We don't have time for it.
Sorry, Sha.
He had something to drink, too.
Shout out to Sha.
He probably would have been a bit more reserved if he wasn't drunk.
He was drunk, though.
Hello, who's this?
Hey, this is Shamai calling from North Carolina.
How you doing, DJ?
DJ, here to be a gentleman to God.
That's hilarious.
What's up, Shamai?
Talk to us.
How you get out of small talk, brother?
Listen, so this is what I do.
So, you know, I'm a journalist and a radio personality,
and I have to talk to people that I don't know.
I'm just like, okay, have a good day,
and just move away from the situation where I act like I have a phone call.
So you just make excuses.
Yeah, basically.
But listen, before you hang up, because I know it envy you like to hang up on people.
I'm going to be in New York on the first week of June.
I would love to meet you guys and get a tour of the studio if that's possible.
Small talk.
I got a phone call.
I got a phone call.
I would just love to come to the studio.
I'm going to be in New York.
I respect the ask.
It's a hell of a vetting process, though.
Like, what is the reason?
Like, why?
Well, he said he's a radio personality.
I think Shemar's the gentleman that goes to college and you do radio for your college, right?
Yes.
He calls all the time.
Yes, I do.
Yeah, and I really look up to you guys.
You guys are like my inspiration every time I do radio.
So, I would just love to, you know, get some information and stuff on veterans in the game.
Hold on, Shemar.
So we'll put you on hold.
Hold on.
We'll let Eddie, our producer, give you a thorough vetting.
Okay?
Okay.
Yes.
Not promising anything, but a thorough vetting.
That's fine.
Just hold on.
That's dope.
All right.
It's the breakfast of the morning.
All right.
What?
I ain't going to get in now.
I ain't just going to close out for us.
I ain't just going to close out for us. I ain't just going to close out for us.
Hello, who's this?
It's Tarrio Emory.
What's happening?
Tarrio, what's up?
Where you calling from?
I'm calling from Jacksonville, and I ain't got nothing to do with the baseball team.
You ain't got nothing to do with the baseball team.
Okay, I'm glad you cleared that up, sir.
Okay, now we're talking about small talk.
How do you get rid of small talk, brother?
How do you get out of it?
I can start small talk first and i'm gonna do
that with this guess how you doing i'm good babe how are you okay hey listen i'm gonna tell you
beautiful and i want to give you two congratulations on becoming a member of the breakfast club
thank you so much i appreciate you king okay that great. But listen, this is how I get rid of small talk while I don't talk.
We ain't talking about money.
We don't have nothing to talk about.
If we ain't talking about how to come up, it ain't nothing to talk about, dog.
So what we talking about?
Damn.
Those are good macro conversations.
I'm not mad at that.
Like I said, a lot of times we make a lot of micros, macros.
I'm not mad at either one
of those conversations yeah yeah but charlemagne yes sir sent me some books a long time ago let
me get this new one man and autograph it for me man if you ain't talking about money ain't nothing
to talk about you know what i'm saying no i'm just saying no don't get why you're talking about
money i sent him a book you are crazy bro you just said if you going to talk about money. I sent him a book. You are crazy, bro. Crazy, yo. Why don't you do that, man? You just said if you're not talking about money, I got to talk.
It's a joke.
But he was with the motto for the book, so he got to get a book.
What the hell is wrong with you, man?
He was like, well, dude.
Hey, call back if you can, bro.
I'll get you a copy of the book, man.
My bad.
I thought you said it ain't about money.
Hang up.
It was a joke.
My God.
What's the moral of the story?
The moral of the story is my new book, Get Honest to Die Lying, Why Small Talk Sucks,
is available everywhere you buy books right now.
Okay?
And if you're in New York, in New Jersey, tomorrow I'll be at Barnes & Noble on 5th Avenue at 1 p.m.
And I'll be in the Barnes & Noble in Paramus at 5 p.m. tomorrow.
All right.
Great promo. The real moral of the
story is do not
engage in small talk
if you don't have to.
You can be okay.
Be okay with not
engaging in it, you
know, and just telling
people the truth.
Like, you don't have
to sit there and talk
to them.
Like, you know, you
really don't.
That's right.
And if you want more
on what Justin just
said, my new book,
Your Honorable
Dying Line, Why
Small Talk Sucks, is available everywhere you buy books right now.
Everything Jester said is absolutely positively true.
And it's in this book.
All right.
Latario, my bad, bro.
My bad.
I thought he said hang up.
I was going with the.
I'm sorry.
I got too excited.
All right.
We got Jester Demes coming up.
What are we talking about?
Oh, my God.
Emma Rose doubled down on why she supports trump okay and we'll get to that next it's the breakfast club good morning the breakfast club
the news is real She don't spare nobody.
Worldwide jets, worldwide medicine.
On The Breakfast Club.
She's a coach of shit.
She was able to get y'all to see something and understand something that nobody could get you to see.
It's time to settle it all.
All right, so Diddy and Cassie can't say each other's names.
According to TMZ, Diddy and Cassie signed strict NDAs when they settled Cassie's lawsuit against Diddy.
So the NDA prevents them from speaking about each other in public.
So legally, they can't say each other's names.
Diddy's legal team reportedly had closely reviewing his apology video before he posted it to make sure it was in compliance with the NDA.
So, you know, when everybody was in the uproar about him not being able,
I mean, not even saying anybody's name,
that's what they used.
Well, you could have said
to the woman I heard
in the video,
I apologize.
But also, I feel like
Diddy's team is missing the point.
Y'all lied.
Oh, yeah.
You lied up until that video
and never even acknowledged
that you lied to people.
You said that it was a cash grab that you lied to people. You said that
it was a cash grab and
people were money hungry.
You lied up until that video.
But people are also saying that he
should at least apologize to Cassie
and I guess that was his reason for not
saying Cassie's name. But that ain't
the reason people tripping off that video. No, not at all.
I mean, of course not. Your PR team is horrible.
They're a crisis management team. They are horrible. And he he literally referenced the video he just didn't reference her in the video
yeah so boom um savannah high school student graduates from college before getting high
school diploma so when i read the headline i was like dang how you do that i did not know that you
can actually take college courses while you're in high school um so this is actually something good for you know all the girls and guys out there who want
to start college early you can take them for free she did what now she she when she was in high
school she started taking college courses uh for free and um she started with a dual enrollment
and she decided to get an associate's degree she She was able to complete her degree at Savannah State University while still attending high school.
That's amazing.
And now she is considering an HBCU to continue her education,
and she aspires to become a cardiothoracic surgeon,
which focuses on chest organs, including heart, lungs, esophagus, and trachea.
That's dope.
Drop on the Clues Bonds for that young lady.
Niali Scott is her name. Congratulations to her. Sal salute to her and her parents man wow super dope and this also brings
awareness to things that people like me didn't know i didn't know that you could take college
courses in high school for free now i know people do it for in the summertime but i didn't know you
can get an associate's that's a lot like during yeah during um during high school and it goes towards your credit if you want to get like a four-year.
If you want to do four years.
My kid's in trouble now.
Oh, God.
Please don't go home and tell them that they have to do college courses at high school.
That's right.
All right.
Amber Rose defends supporting Trump.
Amber Rose recently shared a picture standing with Donald and Melania Trump with the caption saying,
Trump 2024. She looks very happy millennia trump with the caption saying trump 2024
she looks very happy and jolly with the couple people started to criticize amber rose for
supporting trump because he opposes a lot of the causes that she advocates for amber rose responded
to the criticism saying y'all think biden cares about black people said do your research i did i
always put women first y'all want biological men and women sports
trump supports the most reasonable compromise on abortion stop being brainwashed because we
are people of color make your own decisions okay and then the internet did what they do and they
started digging up old tweets from amber rose because they can never let anything go and this
was when she was against trump so back a couple years back she said trump think he's slick
showing up to the women's march in la and she posted this this was her caption that she posted
with a picture of garbage on the street and then she also uh said man f that uh she no she wasn't
talking about trump but she referenced trump and whoever she was talking about she said man
f the fact that he's old and f the fact that he was on tv he is a sexual predator just like trump
and harvey i hope they get their day as well and um her mind changed yeah absolutely this was back
in 2018 so about six years ago um people have changes of heart man change of heart and she
actually i guess she she down with all this man policies
You know what I'm saying
Yeah I mean my thing is
Why do we care
If that's who she chooses to support
I don't care
If you support Trump I don't care
If you support Biden I don't care
Vote your interests
Vote who you feel
Will do the best job
Come November
I hate when people do that too
Where they'll take a tweet from
Five years ago or seven years ago
But like this is what you said seven years ago.
Maybe that's what my mind frame was seven years ago.
And she changed.
And like you said, she's probably voting her interests in whatever it may be.
It's changed for her.
And people act like things, they act like things, I guess things do run parallel.
You know, because for some strange reason, we live in like this multiverse where like
tweets from five, six, seven years ago, people still act like that's you.
That's the same.
Yeah.
Like have a conversation.
Yeah.
Ask, why did your views change?
Why does it matter?
That's her views.
That's her.
That's what she is.
I agree.
She's also been doing a lot of like self-help work and all of that type of stuff, too, because like if you look at her interviews from around uh 2018 2019 as to her interviews now she definitely has a lot of growth and she was
going through a lot over those years and um i want to give amber a shout out for real for just coming
a long way for real her and uh black china well she doesn't go by black china anymore but angela
white and they're actually back cool now so that was just a little fun fact but yeah she's definitely not the same person
as she used to be
so yeah and then people can change and then also
people can change their mind and then
also
damn pregnancy brain what the hell is it
what the hell is it oh yeah yeah yeah just cause
somebody don't agree with the majority
of whatever is going on
that does not make them a bad person
they saying ass up in these comments are who you choose to support politically don not make them a bad person they say how asap in these
comments are who you choose to support politically don't make you a bad person yeah but imagine me
fighting you over what white man you choose to support okay right we should be voting for issues
not individuals anyway period so and that's more what her standpoint is about the issues
so yep that's just what the mess for today okay thank you jess now let's get to the mix it's the breakfast club good morning you're checking out the breakfast club morning everybody
it's dj envy jess hilarious charlamagne the guy we are the breakfast club make sure if you're out
and about or you're online today pick up charlamagne's new book get honest or die lying
that's right why small talk sucks uh it is available everywhere you purchase books now
um the audio book is out
too. I read my own audio book, so
that's available as well. And I
will be hitting various
bookstores, signing copies of these
books, but you got to go to WhySmallTalkSucks.com
to see where
I'm going to be. This week, I'm going to be in New York and
New Jersey tomorrow at the Barnes
and Nobles on 5th Avenue at 1pm
and then the Barnes and Nobles in Paramus at 5pm
and then Thursday
I will be in Philadelphia
with Uncle Bobby's
Uncle Bobby's books
Hold on, let me tell you, let me turn that down
Green Street Friends School
with Uncle Bobby's Coffee and Books
in Philadelphia, I'll be there
Thursday and then Saturday
I'll be at Books and Books in Coral Gables, Florida at 2 p.m.
So go to WhySmallTalkSucks.com to see where I'm going to be.
And tonight, I will be signing books live with Premier Live Books.
Nyla Simone will be moderating that conversation.
So you can join us starting at 7 p.m.
And all you got to do is go to Why why small talk sucks.com click purchase a copy
of the book it'll get to you autographed and i'll be sitting there signing them tonight okay all
right and salute to everybody i know a lot of you guys are taking off this week because it's
memorial weekend this weekend i'm actually headed to aruba today nice they do i do this the last
four or five years it's called soul Soul Beach, where they bring comedy.
They bring music.
It's a huge festival.
I think last year they had her.
SZA's been there.
Mary's been there.
This year, I think they have Mariah.
She'll be performing.
Wow.
And a host of DJs.
It's just a dope week.
So, it's so crazy.
Somebody texted me yesterday and said something like,
yo, I'm going to be in a rule book.
Can you connect me with Envy?
I ain't even paying no attention. You didn't know what me with Envy. I didn't even pay no attention.
You didn't know what he was talking about.
I didn't know what he was talking about
and I thought that I got privy to something
I wasn't supposed to get privy to.
Oh, yeah, no.
It was shy boogie, you know?
It was shy boogie.
No, yes, the event that I'm DJing
is actually tomorrow.
It's a party tomorrow
and then I'll be right back here.
I'm only going for a day, which sucks.
Damn.
In and out.
My kids got dance and all types of crazy stuff,
so I got to go in and out my kids got dance and all types of crazy stuff so
i gotta go in and get out of there but the uh it's it's actually put on by simbad and simbad's
brother oh really doing it for the last like 15 20 years so it's a black event they put on they've
been doing it for 20 years okay a beige event this guy has an ass man he said he has a beige event
whatever you want to call it but it's a dope event so I can't wait to see you guys out there
and this weekend
what you doing?
if anybody else is listening
Milwaukee
Wisconsin
I will be there
at the Improv
this weekend
this Friday
and this Saturday
like I said
I've never been there
before
this will be my first time
so I don't know what food
y'all be eating over there
cheese
I don't know what's going
hella cheese
lot of cheese I don't I don't want going hella cheese a lot of cheese i don't
i'm i don't want a lot of cheese i guess i'm gonna be going to the market cooking my own food again
because i can't i can't deal with it um not after what i just went through in charlotte over the
weekend but yes this friday and saturday get your tickets at just hilarious official.com and meet me
at the milwaukee improv y'all i cannot wait to see your faces. All right. When we come back, we got the positive notice, the Breakfast Club.
Good morning.
Morning, everybody.
It's DJ and V.
Just hilarious.
I mean, the guy we are, the Breakfast Club.
Now it's time to get up out of here.
Charlamagne, you got a positive note.
I do.
Just want to remind y'all.
Go get my new book.
Get honest with that line.
Why small talk sucks.
Available everywhere.
You purchase books now.
So is the audio book.
And this book is for everybody who is tired of lying to themselves and they're tired of volunteering those lies to other people.
And this book is also for folks who cannot stand small talk like I do.
I hate it.
And always remember, when you set up the boundary that you don't want to have small talk, if someone throws a fit because you set that boundary, it's just more evidence the boundary is needed.
Have a blessed day.
Breakfast Club, bitches!
You all finished or y'all done?