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Live from the Black Mothership in New York City, it's DJ Envy and Charlamagne Tha God. It's different, you know what I'm saying? Like, y'all know what y'all talking about. Thank you, y'all. Be Black Club. I love y'all. Collectively known as... Breakfast Club, bitches!

I'm always nervous when I do the Breakfast Club because sometimes you say stuff and it's just going to get you in trouble. Everybody wake up. Good morning, USA! at this blazer. You look professional. Okay, okay, okay. Okay, okay. Where you going? Little ash on the left track, what you good? Relax, relax. Wow. No, he can't see that.

Wow. All right. You look good. You're coming into work. Yeah, every day I'm here. I'm job interviewing. Do I got it? What's up?

Exactly. Good morning, y'all. Good morning. Good morning. Let me shout out to Dr. Puma. Dr. Puma is a doctor that came on the radio earlier this week, and we had a discussion about hearts. Cardiovascular issues.

Yes. And Charlemagne said he went to go see him. And, you know, anytime I hear about, you know, hearts or anything that's healthy, I always like to go because, you know, I got six kids. So yesterday I went over there, and I was very scared. I'm I'm not gonna lie and I was scared because I thought they might find something you just never know and when I mean find anything I mean maybe calcium in arteries or a problem with my heart something that they seen because although I want to know you're scared to know right right but you need to know like men men are always scared to know yeah Yeah. So I actually, I went there yesterday and they hooked me up to the machine

and boy, my heart is good money. They said my heart is like a 20-year-old heart. No, they didn't say that. They said specifically 20? Well, they said like, you know,

10, 15 years ago, but that's like 30. But still, I got a good heart. You see what he said? What he said was you probably have the heart of a man 20 years younger.

That's what he said. That's what he said. That's what he said. a man 20 years younger. That's what he said. That's what he said. That's what he said. It's the same thing. That's his line. That's his line. Right. Sorry about that.

He didn't say that to you. He didn't say that to you. He did, actually. It was about my blood pressure. Yeah, my blood pressure was great. Everything was good. And he said he wanted to thank us because he said since him coming on The Breakfast Club, so many people have reached out to get their hearts checked on.

And he said that if you do have a problem, he can help early on. It could add years and years and years and years and years to your life and prevent heart attacks and possibly prevent strokes. So I was super duper excited and happy. And yeah, so that was a good thing. That was good. I was happy. Drop a bomb for Dr. Poole. I need to see him too. He only take guys. He bomb for Dr. Poole. I need to see him too.

He only take guys. He only take young people. No, no. I need to actually need to go back. I was born with a heart murmur. Really? A leaky valve. Yeah, a hole in my heart.

And I had to have surgery when I was two years old. And they had to go in through my back because I was too little for them to cut open my heart. So yeah, I haven't. Wow. Yeah. And I haven't had any trouble with my heart since I was maybe 12 or 13

but I this makes me want to go back and see like what's happening was it is it a little leaky still better to be safe than sorry

you know better than safe yeah better safe than sorry and I ain't gonna lie this is just a dumbass of me so he's trying to explain everything but I'm just like

he's like yeah so this is the wishbone part and you know the blood goes through here and this I'm like but I'm like doc is it okay like just tell me he's trying, yeah, so this is the wishbone part. And, you know, the blood goes through here. And I'm like, Doc, is it okay? Just tell me.

He's trying to teach you the maze of the heart. I'm like, just tell me, Doc. What's going on? He was like, no, it's perfect. He was like, it's great. There's no calcium. He was like, everything is just wonderful. I got a little bit of calcium, but that's nothing crazy.

He said, my blood pressure and heart rate are those of a man 20 years younger. Yes. So salute to Dr. Puma. Also this morning, we got to talk about mouse. Okay. What is it? You got a list. What is it?

Mouse. Mouse. Mouse. Mouse. You got a mouse in your crib? Like your mouth. You got a mouse in your crib? Mouse.

You got a mouse? Because yesterday, you know, when Tyrese was up here, Envy told Tyrese, I want to box your mouth. Oh. And, you know, I got a lot of inquiries yesterday. Inquiries. Yeah, inquiries. Mouse.

People wondering, you know, was that a sexual reference? Was that sexual in the window? In the window. Yeah. In the window. You just used the word text to the wall. You just used the word text to the wall. I've seen a lot of tweets go viral.

Yeah. That's why I say, yo, Envy stay in the blogs. Yo, I heard that he changed the lingo in the jail. Yeah. They got a new, they got a whole new little thing in there. Box your mouth.

They say box your mouth. That means come sit on my face. That's what I heard. I seen it here. No, no, no. You see that from Sean, man. You see that from Sean. No, no, no.

I got that from, I seen text Stone. Text Stone said it on Twitter. He in jail, so he know. Oh, he in jail? Yes. I didn't know he went already because I'm a reporter.

He been there three years. Like three years. Oh, I'm sorry. Yes. I didn't know he went already. Because I remember reporting the story. He's been there three years. Like three years. Oh, I'm sorry. He put box your mouth equals hump your mouth. Yeah, hump your mouth. That's what he said. And I got a very concerned

note from Chico Bean that I'll read later on when we do Freaky Freaky Friday. Oh, Lord. Because we need to find out if box your mouth is sexual or not. Okay?

That's what we're going to find out later this year. Shout out to all the Caribbean people out there. All the Jamaicans. Don't put that on them. Because I saw them saying people were trying to mouth is sexual or not okay we gonna find out later the shop told the Caribbean people out there all the Jamaicans and Asian people were trying to blame it on them and they were saying don't put that on us that's how we say that's just like no box no box your mom no that's it they said ain't how they know old school that it was just that the end he was showing his age no no no no I box your mouth young blood like that's It was just some old school. It was just that. The envy was showing his age. What, Gage? No, no, no, no, no. It was cool.

Like, I'll box your mouth, Youngblood. Like, that sound like... No, that's a complete sentence. All he was missing was Youngblood. Thank you, Jess. What you said just now was a complete sentence, Jess. That's what he said. He just wants to be so cool. He said he want to package the fellation.

He was really... He want to put it in a FedEx box and mail it to someone. No, chill, small hat. He get on my nerves. Small hat. All right. Well, Cardi B will be joining us this morning. She got a new single out.

It's called Bungos. And let's get into it right now. Front page news is next. But here's Cardi B making a style in Bungo, Bungo, Bungo, Bungo, Bungo. I like this. Bungo, Bungo, Bungo, Bungo, Bungo. Bardi will be here next hour to talk about that record and some other things. That's right.

Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy, Charlamagne, Jess Hilarious. We are The Breakfast Club. Let's get in some front page news. Good morning, Teslin Figaro. Good morning, DJ Envy. Good morning, Jess Hilarious, the queen, and Charlamagne, the god. Nobody does it like you guys.

I just got to say that nobody does it like you guys. Excellent yesterday. Excellent. Thank you. Jesus Christ. All right. Well, let's get right into front page news. Let's start off with sports.

Last night, NFL was back. The Detroit Lions beat the Kansas City Chiefs 21 to 20. All right. Did y'all watch the game? No. My daughter had back to school night. No. I watched the U.S. Open.

Yeah. You lying. I guess I did. You such a liar. Nuh-uh. Who happened? Coco. What about her?

Golf. Coco Golf. She beat the girl. You don't play golf? I mean, not golf. No. What happened? Coco. What about her? Golf. Coco Golf. She beat the girl. You don't play golf? I mean, not golf. No. No, that's her last name. Coco Golf.

G-A-U-F-F. Coco Golf. She beat somebody. She advanced to the semifinals last night. Most definitely. Yeah. Thank you. Congratulations to Coco.

Stop playing with me because I don't have the lingo and the vocab that y'all think y'all need. Don't play with me. No, she advanced. Congratulations. No. No problem. All right.

Now, let's start with Ron DeSantis. That's where you want to start this morning? Yeah.. Now let's start with Ron DeSantis. That's where you want to start this morning? Yeah, I want to start off with Ron DeSantis. Florida Governor Ron DeSantis engaged in a heated argument Thursday with an audience member at a news conference who blamed him for the recent mass shooting that killed three people in Jacksonville. You remember we covered that story. Now, the audio, you can kind of you really can't hear the guy that much. So I want to tell you what he's saying in the beginning. But you can hear Ron DeSantis' response clearly.

And basically the guy's saying that immature people, that he allowed, Ron DeSantis allowed immature people to access weapons that ultimately caused the death of the people who were murdered a couple of weeks ago. Let's take a listen. A loud weapon to be put on the street is an immature, hatred people. That caused the deaths of the people who were murdered by the police. Trayvon Martin was not the first. So first of all, I did not allow anything with that. Well, listen, excuse me. I'm not going to let you accuse me of committing criminal activity.

I am not going to take that. I am not going to take that. So you should, you want to have a civil conversation. That's one thing. Try to say that I'm letting, that guy was Baker active. He should have been, he should have been ruled ineligible, but they didn't involuntarily commit him. And so they were, no, no, I don't, no, no, there is the truth. There is something about the truth. It's not everyone doesn't have their own truth. Hmm. What do we think of that?

I didn't allow him to speak. I mean, just allow him to get out his sentence. I didn't like that. Yeah. Well, in politics, it's all about messaging. You know, a lot of folks, you know, they when they talk over people is because you want to make sure that the other part you know doesn't get out when you feel like it's misinformation and um obviously i'm not a fan of ronda santis but um if we want to be factual about it the guns were purchased legally um he did not allow this guy to do it so he was you know wanting to talk over him so that people didn't run with that but what i would say is the connection uh between the two ronda santa's leadership and what happened is uh there is something called the baker act uh if this guy did have some mental issue before some domestic disturbance and he did not commit himself to get the mental help that he needed voluntarily so there's questions out there to say should

uh that law that law be tightened up to not just you know if somebody doesn't commit themselves should they still be allowed to get a gun so that's where the guy's making the connection he's also making the connection because the guy wrote letters about racial hatred has swastikas on the gun and so basically what he's saying is Ron DeSantis is fueling you know this type of hate in Florida and many would argue is that is true yeah you can't blame Ron DeSantis is fueling you know this type of hate in Florida and many would argue is that is true yeah you can't blame uh Ron DeSantis for someone's individual criminal actions but you can say to him that a lot of his uh anti-black legislation creates anti-black rhetoric that could lead to this kind of hate towards black people you can say that but you know you can't say hey you're

you're directly responsible for what that guy did in that dollar general in Jacksonville. And just to your point, as an elected official, he should have, you know, listen more to what the guy said. He you know, he cut him off because he didn't want that story to get out there saying that he caused it. But you are right as well. All right. Well, that is front page news. Get it off your chest. Eight hundred five eight five one oh five one. If you need to vent, phone lines are wide open. Again, 800-585-1051. And Cardi B will be

joining us next hour. It's The Breakfast Club. Good morning. The Breakfast Club. It's a new day. This is your time to get it off your chest. Wake up. Whether you're mad or blessed. It's time to get up and get something. Call up now. 800-585-1051. We want to hear from you're mad or blessed. It's time to get up and get something. Call up now.

800-585-1051. We want to hear from you on The Breakfast Club. Hello, who's this? This is Jeff. What's good, MV? What's up, brother? Get it off your chest. I ain't really got too much, but I just want to say good morning to you.

Hey, Jeff, you came to Rhode Island. You was just in my city, but it's all good. Shut up. I ain't dish your city. All I said was I didn't know that Rhode Island. You was dissing my city, but it's all good. Shut up. I ain't dissing city. All I said was I didn't know that Rhode Island was...

I told y'all Madison Square and I came in and I was like, damn. Oh, you said you didn't know Rhode Island was what? I didn't know

Rhode Island was like a real place. What did you think when you were driving in this Rhode Island? I just was like, nah, nobody lit it here, you know?

Yeah, I didn't know. It's all right. I came there. Y'all was cool. I was like, nah, nobody lit it, you know. Yeah, I didn't know. It's all right. I came there. Y'all was cool. I was like, okay, this is a real place. It's a real place. You know, it's nice. Thank you so much.

Yeah, she definitely did this, but it's all good. Nah, I appreciate that. Your show was fire. I ain't going to hold you. Thank you, babe. I appreciate that. All right, Delph, you have a good one. You too.

Hello, who's this? Hey, good morning. Peace and blessings. How you guys feeling this morning? What up, Sean Stone? Get off your chest, brother. Sean too. Hello, who's this? Hey, good morning. Peace and blessings. How you guys feeling this morning? What up, Sean Stone? Get off your chest, brother. Sean Stone, what's up, brother? Hey, Chase Hilarious.

How you doing, baby? I'm good. How are you, babe? I'm good, Charlamagne. Peace, King. Hey, DJ Envy. Stop trying to box peeping in them feets, okay? That's not what he said, Sean.

He said you want to box. No, that's what he said. No, he didn't. Thank you, Sean. He said he told Tyrese he want to box your mouth. We don't know what that means. I said I should have boxed your mouth. Well, boxed your mouth. No, he did not he said. No, he didn't. He said, he told Tyrese, I want to box your mouth. We don't know what that means. I said, I said, I want to box your mouth.

No, he did not say that. He did. Well, I'm Jamaican, so box your face means want to punch you in your face. Oh, so you meant to say face. You ain't say face. Yeah, he said face. Your mouth is on your face. No, box your mouth.

You never heard, like, I'm going to make your mouth bloody, like, things like that? You didn't say that. I thought I said, I want to punch your mouth. I mean, punch you in your mouth. You never heard, like, I'm gonna make your mouth bloody, like, things like that? You didn't say that! I know, I said, I'm gonna punch your mouth! I'm gonna punch your mouth! That's not what you said! Oh, Charlamagne is like, gayer than the room gay. I know he's like, you know. Charlamagne, I know you trying to make it super gay today, but... No, I'm not! All I'm saying is words

matter. It does. It does. And you know what matters? I'm tired of people calling up on the breakfast club trying to act just hilarious for a date These are the relationships, guys Come on Thank you so much, Sean You talking to yourself, Sean?

If she was going to be with somebody She would have been with me, guys Exactly I knew this was coming They right You ain't lying, Sean You right Yeah, but Jess

I want to ask you a quick question What's up? Just fix my mess I like Lala Anthony, right? I'm a sanitation worker How can I get her? Because how did your boyfriend get you as a celebrity?

I want Lala, man. I know. Well, listen, my boyfriend travels. He's a truck driver. So I met him, like he was at a restaurant the same time I was.

He was just on the spot. Yeah. That's how it happened. I can't afford it. I can't afford a restaurant. Lala. Don't worry about it. Find out where Lala live at.

Get our trash day Go pass See what's up All right That's one with you Charlamagne hooked me up Okay No Damn

Charlamagne Great interview With Great interview With Tyree Tyree She The unpacking

You know what I mean And And the love Between the brothers Y'all brothers So great interview yesterday, man. I really appreciate it. Thank you so much. Let me ask you a question. We had an interview

with Tyrese yesterday. He texted us after and you didn't respond. I did talk to him on the phone. Oh, you did? You finally answered. What did he say? I ain't seen no text from Tyrese yesterday. He texted the video. Oh, yeah. Of his ex. Yes. You know, going at him. And he was like, that's what hurts him the most. And you didn't say, oh, my brother.

What did he say? You didn't say nothing. What did he say? I didn't see it, but I don't care. I actually did say, wow, you don't care. Mental health, mental health. What I got to do with it? Oh, yeah.

Shout out to your ex for now. Mental health. You don't care. That's him still messing with that girl. What about her mental health? I understand that. You know what I'm saying? But no, that was a gaslighting video to his point.

Yeah. Yeah, to his point yeah yeah to his point I didn't watch the video so I don't even know what she said yeah no she exactly what are you talking about

like what are you talking about alright so if you don't care I saw it ain't that kind of the same thing I ain't watch it either can we put the video let's put in a rumor report

and let's discuss alright we gonna do it we gonna do it that's what happened alright get it off your chest 800-585-1051. If you need to vent, hit us up now. It's The Breakfast Club.

Good morning. The Breakfast Club. This is your time to get it off your chest. 800-585-1051. We want to hear from you on The Breakfast Club. Hello, who's this? Hey, this is Ben again from the D. What up, though? What up, though? You're live one last

night, huh? Oh my goodness, man. I have to say congratulations. I feel like we won the Super Bowl in the D, man. Well, congratulations. That's all I can say. It was one game, but however you want to feel about it, you want to feel about it. That's a great game. Oh, dear, man.

I feel like we're going to the Super Bowl this year. Well, good luck. Y'all might. No. Ain't that like one of the first games? It was the first game. Oh, all right. I thought the game was important, though. He see the vision.

Yeah. That set the tone. Hello, who's this? DJ Envy, Charlemagne the God, Jess Alavius. Good morning. Good morning, man. OG Rob. What up, OG Rob?

What's happening? How y'all feeling this morning? Good. Peace, Rob. Good, bro. Hey, listen. Well, listen. Well, listen.

It's Friday. Y'all know what we do on a Friday, baby. It's bar time, man. It's bar time. Let's go. Check it out. I said, listen. Be careful when you cross my direction.

Just pay attention. These bars unpredictable, harboring any festing. Some similar to therapy sessions without question. These 16s acquired to line them up and finish them. Something like a breath of fresh air, change of curriculum. Counting every blessing from IG to BET. You see them in the studio, I call it in to make it three. Freestyle Friday, baby, check the camaraderie is different.

I'm taking my time approaching the plate like haters playing hoping I miss and can't get it right. Chilling on an ad by the store, a couple of boons with me, magic and Tompkins with the vet. In front of 760 destined for greatness. Lone patients with dominance. Creeping on them slow and just thunderclap for silence

of respected jokes. Banging from Howard Abt to Red Hope, teaching them to level up on that paperwork with bars and hooks. OG. OG. Let me get some OG. Let me talk to him a little bit. OG, I'm from New York.

Queens, not the South. Charlamagne keep playing with me? I'm going to box him in the mouth. He said it was called hump. But maybe I'm a dunk or pup On your little sexy ass With that little ass hat My hat is a large And it's still don't fit

My hat is a large You weren't supposed to buy it Because it still don't fit, boy My hat is a large My name is Nod Baby Prada You want some bars? You got bars?

Listen I always got bars Okay My name is Nod. I'm from the South, and Envy wants to box your mouth. What does that mean? It sounds sick. If you ask me, Envy wants to suck the packaging.

Whoa! Hey, yo, but with the hat on, it is giving. I went to the store to buy a hat. It definitely is giving. I was like, boy. Thank you, OG Rob. You have a good weekend. Thank you.

Y'all have a good weekend. Peace and blessings to the family. Peace, Kevin. He even rap gay. Like, yo, what is he doing, yo? God damn. Get it off your chest. 800-585-1051. When we come back, we got your rumor report.

What we talking about, Jess? Tyrese sent the video. We'll talk about it when we come back. Stop laughing. All right. All right. Jess with the best comes next. Don't move.

It's The Breakfast Club. Good morning. The Breakfast Club. Baltimore people really crazy. Now I say your wood stink. Then Lo said, yo, that really crazy. Nah, I said your wood stink. Then Los said, yo, that wood crazy. Don't say Baltimore people. Nah, Los is different.

Nah, that wood definitely do stink, though. We talking about the sage. Palo Santo, y'all. Morning, everybody. We are The Breakfast Club. Jess Hilarious is here. Oh, wow. Good morning.

I didn't even know what you was going to ask. I know I smell real good. Oh, my God. Let's getious is here. Oh wow, good morning. I didn't even know you was on the air. I know I smell real good. Oh my God. Let's get to the rumors. Yeah. The news is real. Jess Hilarious, Jessica Robin Moore, Jess don't do no lying. This is the rumor report.

I don't do that. It's fine. It's just for the message. On the Breakfast Club. Okay. So Tyrese, he was up here and he was trying to find a video, right? He was saying this really, really broke his heart. It's a video of his ex and he feels like she was gaslighting him. Let's hear it, Red. Y'all, breakups are definitely harder on men studies show that men are

more emotionally invested in relationships and there's not much of a difference between men and women and infidelity in relationships men tend to not have so much outside support normally when they're relationships they're confiding in the person that they're with women on the other hand tend to confide into their friends family and other support systems it also tends to be harder for a man to decide to be in a committed relationship so when he's in it he tends to take it very seriously women are also more likely to seek out other supports like therapy in order to process through the breakup so y'all let's stop the stereotype relationships matter to men men do feel pain men's emotions and feelings matter too listen i totally i i give her a plus for that to be honest she's she's that's that's all true that's all true

what he's saying is she's none of that for him like she's turning around using that uh like because she made this recently like she didn't just make this i mean she didn't make this like she'd been felt that way he would he wouldn't feel like he she's gaslighting him but he feels that she's like taunting him yeah that's what he was talking about yeah to me it felt like she learned a lot from her situation with tyree yeah right and that sounded like she was speaking from real life experience i believe tyree felt gaslighted because he feels like he doesn't have anybody to speak to about the situation which he always says

yeah yeah cause Tyrese texted Charlamagne and I this clip and said this hurt me on levels you guys can't even imagine but if that's her truth why can't she speak her truth

of what she's dealt with and what she's been through if it gaslight him if it gaslight him stop following her like there's gonna be things that he says that's gonna gaslight her

like when you put your stuff public like that people will have a problem with anything and if that's her truth then what's the problem with it I feel like it's not to gaslight her. Absolutely. When you put your stuff public like that, people will have a problem with anything. And if that's her truth, then what's the problem with it? I feel like it's not really her truth personally.

I feel like that was for, that was general for all men. She's speaking the truth of men. That's true too. I think based on her experience though. Right. I think based on their experience. Okay.

And then I think in Tyrese's mind, he feels like if she knows that I feel this way, then how come she's not being there for me? For me for me yeah that's why i say he's taking it personal i i i feel like it pertains to all men in general because no um men we i've talked about this even on my podcast carefully reckless shout out to that um on the black effect guy on the black effect okay little hat i said um I always say men, they can't, they, it's hard to feel vulnerable, you know, for

men because they don't feel safe enough to open up about certain things because you get judged, you get laughed at. Oh, you know. Yeah, I mean, I think you have to build it. I think you got to build that trust. I don't have a problem being vulnerable in my relationship. I've been with my wife since, what, 15? She was 15.

I was 16. I don't have a problem. I'll never do it in front of Charlamagne now. Yeah. I'm him cry and say hey charlemagne this is how i feel yeah i don't know is your country falling apart feeling tired depressed a little bit revolutionary consider this start your own country i planted the flag i just kind of looked out of like this is mine i own this it's surprisingly easy there's 55 gallons of water for 500 pounds of concrete. Everybody's doing it. I am King Ernest Emmanuel.

I am the Queen of Ladonia. I'm Jackson I, King of Capraburg. I am the Supreme Leader of the Grand Republic of Mentonia. Be part of a great colonial tradition. The Waikana tried my country. My forefathers did that themselves. What could go wrong? No country willingly gives up their territory. I was making a rocket with a black powder, you know, with explosive warhead.

Oh, my God. What is that? Bullets. Bullets. We need help! We need help! We still have the off-road portion to go. Listen to Escape from Zakistan.

And we're losing daylight fast. That's Escape from Z-A-Q-istan on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey guys, I'm Kate Max. You might know me from my popular online series, The Running Interview Show, where I run with celebrities, athletes, entrepreneurs, and more. After those runs, the conversations keep going. That's what my podcast Post Run High is all about. It's a chance to sit down with my guests and dive even deeper into their stories, their journeys, and the thoughts that arise once we've hit the pavement together. You know that rush of endorphins you feel after a great workout? Well, that's when the real magic happens. So if you love hearing real, inspiring stories from the people you know, follow, and admire, join me every week for Post Run High. It's where we take the conversation beyond the run and get into the heart of it all. It's lighthearted, pretty crazy, and very fun. Listen to Post Run High on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever

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I'm the host of a brand new history podcast for kids and families called Historical Records. Historical Records brings history to life through hip-hop. Flash, slam, another one gone. Bash, bam, another one gone. The crack of the bat and another one gone. The tip of the cap, there's another one gone. Each episode is about a different inspiring figure from history, like this one about Claudette Colvin,

a 15-year-old girl in Alabama who refused to give up her seat on the city bus nine whole months before Rosa Parks did the same thing. Check it. Get the kids in your life excited about history by tuning in to Historical Records. Because in order to make history, you have to make some noise. Listen to Historical Records on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey there, my little creeps. It's your favorite ghost host, Teresa. And guess what?

Haunting is back, dropping just in time for spooky season. Now, I know you've probably been wandering the mortal plane, wondering when I'd be back to fill your ears with deliciously unsettling stories. Well, wonder no more, because we've got a ghoulishly good lineup ready for you. Let's just say things get a bit extra. We're talking spirits, demons, and the kind of supernatural chaos that'll make your spooky season

complete. You know how much I love this time of year. It's the one time I'm actually on trend. So grab your pumpkin spice, dust off that Ouija board. Just don't call me unless it's urgent. And tune in for new episodes every week. Remember, the veils are thin, the stories are

spooky, and your favorite ghost host is back and badder than ever. Listen to Haunting on the iHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey there, I'm Dr. Maya Shunker, a cognitive scientist who studies human behavior. On my podcast, A Slight Change of Pl there, I'm Dr. Maya Shunker, a cognitive scientist who studies human behavior. On my podcast, A Slight Change of Plans, I marry science and storytelling to better understand how to navigate the big changes in our lives. It was like a slow nightmare, you know, because every day you think, oh, surely tomorrow I'll be better. And I would dream of being better. At night I would dream that my face was quote-unquote normal or back to the way it was. And I'd wake up and there'd be no change.

I also speak with scientists about how we can be more resilient in the face of change. You can think of the adolescent brain as like the social R&D engine of our culture. That they're something that looks like risky and idiotic to us is maybe their way of creatively trying to solve the problem of having social success and fewer of the things that bring you social failure. Listen to A Slight Change of Plans on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to podcasts. Why do y'all act like that when y'all know I'm one of the most compassionate people you've

ever met in your life? Who do you cry to? That's a goddamn lie, Lord. Who compassionate people you've ever met in your life? Who do you cry to? Goddamn lie, Lord. Who do you cry to? Y'all know. Who do I cry to? Yeah. My wife and anybody else.

Okay. I don't have no problem expressing my emotions and my feelings. Yeah. My therapist. Yeah. I don't have no problem doing that.

No, I just, I don't know. I just feel like, I actually like what she said in the video. Like, I'm agreeing with her, but I do also see how he kind of, he could have felt gaslighted by that. But I do agree with everything she said about men. And what's going to be so interesting about this, and I've told Tyrese, I told him this in the interview,

when he puts this stuff in his music, when he talks about it in interviews, when he talks about it on social media, there's two sides to every story. Correct. She's going to be out here telling her side, too. She just don't sing or have a podcast yet. You know what I mean? Yeah. I think she does have a podcast.

Yeah, she does have a podcast. She doesn't sing, but she has a podcast. No, she don't sing. She'll probably make a song. Somebody will write her a record. It's coming. It better not be Tank. I know that.

That was just random. Yo, if it's Tank or Genuine, that would be funny. Yo, is Tank or Genuine? That would be crazy. Yo, he a really good. Yo, he a. Wow. Genuine. Genuine or Tank.

Tyrese X-Wife or Dish Records. Oh, my God. That would be classic. That's the last thing you need. Because Tank and Ty are cool, I believe. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, but Genuine.

I don't know about Genuine. Man, that would be so funny. You know us light-skinned brothers is petty. Genuine might pin that. Oh, God. Anyway. All right. So, Neos X Shawty B.

She was arrested back in March, but they thought she was arrested for something different. It turns out that she was arrested for helping her kid fight somebody in school. Now... How old's her kid? Look, yo, come on. Don't ask me questions when I'm reporting. because if you ask me questions and I get smart I mean, I don't know okay Don't matter what matters but not either way

She said that she couldn't she couldn't respond on it like because I guess what court you can't like talk about things publicly Wow, you're caught caught i mean while you're in the case or whatever of course that's why she was arrested i don't know what they thought she was arrested for before but it come turns out that she went up that school and she fought somebody with her baby yeah i can't or she went to the school to do it so it was premeditated oh relax i listen i don't know listen i need she'll be able to speak shortly Is what she said So y'all can't tell her We don't know what happened

Right but How old's your son My son is 11 Alright so now I say That there's a kid in the school That's picking on your son He's bigger than your son Not happening to little Ashton

I'm telling you that right now But let's say it does happen He's bigger than your son Let's say he plays football So he's bigger He's stronger And you have a problem He does too

Yeah my son But let's say that happens What are you gonna do mom this kid is beating me up this kid is hurting this kid this kid is threatening me you're not gonna go to school i'm definitely going up to the school um i ain't gonna lie i'm not gonna put my hands on nobody else kid your kid start fighting he start losing you'll pull the guy off let me let me talk to jess your son is losing to Jeff your son is losing hold him for like three seconds

your son is losing you not gonna yo to be honest with you sometimes you you lose fights sometimes you win to be honest with you I'm gonna let Ash

get his little ass whipped but you know what I mean like I'm at the I ain't gonna go too long before I try to I'm no I'm not gonna

pull my ass on nobody else you not gonna pull you pull a little boy off your son I will pull I just say yeah I ain't gonna let him go too long.

You're going to hold him for a little bit while Ash gets a couple of licks. You know what I mean? If you're talking about how big he is, I'm like, all right, yeah, I might hold him a little bit, but I don't want to be like Cat Williams either. Yeah, he's stupid. I remember watching, what was the podcast you and Rome used to do? Co-Parents in Therapy. Co-Parents in Therapy.

Yeah. And Ash was on there saying he had to beat up a kid because the kid was talking about you. Yeah. He went to school and my baby, he said,

he called you ugly and I ain't like that. And I was like, are you making that up? He said, no, he really said you was ugly and I was hurt.

I'm sorry. So yeah, I thought that. Sorry, sorry. Okay, cool. But yeah, he said he mopped him. He had to mop him.

As he should. And he was hitting him and wouldn't stop. And I didn't like that. Just because. Just because. I'm like, look, yo, all right. You should have liked the way he was laughing. No, the reason I'm laughing is because he told mom the truth, and that's what he should

have did. Yeah. And I don't care if mom didn't like it, if brother didn't like it, if sister didn't like it. If you say somebody disrespects somebody in the family, mop their ass. Yeah. And that's what he did. He got suspended. The other you say somebody disrespects somebody in the family, mop their ass. He got suspended and the other kid did not.

No, no, no, no, no. I mean, he lost. I mean, his ass really whipped his ass. Please relax. That's what that means. Please relax. Today was friends a week later. So it's like, that's why you ain't supposed to be doing that.

Because y'all friends a week later. No. But we be calling my mama ugly. When you go too far, it is what it is. Yeah, you're right. I got you. Well, that was the news. And you didn't punish him for that, right?

That wasn't the news. That was just with the mess. And her news is real. Allegedly. All right. I didn't physically punish him. Like a black mama. But I punished him.

I did take his phone when you knew he wasn't hitting you back you weren't supposed to keep it was like a show every day like come on, yo. All right. We say each other mothers is ugly every day. Like, come on, don't do this because somebody new in the class. You know, but whatever. All right. Well, that is Jess with The Mess.

When we come back, Teslin Figaro will be joining us and Cardi B will be here. We're going to play her new record right now, Bungos. It's the Breakfast Local Morning. The Breakfast Club. Your mornings will never be the same morning everybody it's dj nv charlamagne the guy jess hilarious we are the

breakfast club let's get in some front page news what up tess what's going on dj nv queen jess hilarious and charlamagne the guy hey girl now let's talk about uh crab walking in jail. Yeah, I know a lot of folks probably saw this on social media about the convicted murderer who escaped Chester County Prison seven days ago by crab walking up the prison yard walls. The newly released footage that's been going all over social media showed him scaling up the two walls, separated by a five-foot hallway. Take a listen. This prisoner, Danilo Cavalcante, was able to climb up onto the roof, and that was how he escaped. A law enforcement source told me that earlier.

Danilo Cavalcante crab-walking, putting his hands up against one part of the wall, his legs up against the other, and basically shimmying up that wall to the top of the roof. The prison warden says when he got up there, there is still razor wire on top of that roof. And Cavalcante basically just blasted through that razor wire and ultimately escaped. I think depending what your crime is and how you escape, they should at least take some time off your sentence. Just for the skill? Yes. That would be an amazing reality show. For folks who escaped from prison in creative ways, that would be a reward.

You would take a little bit of time off. These are murderers, rapist, all that. I said depending on what your crime was. Well, I'll tell you what his crime was. He actually was convicted of first-degree murder of killing his former girlfriend. Oh, yeah, he got a stay. He got a stay. Yeah, he got a stay.

Yeah, he got a stay. But for lesser crimes, way, way lesser crimes, that would be a great reality show. Dang, he could have been doing so many so many other things in his life if you can crab walk up a wall yeah man skills yeah wow you could have a gold medal in something now let's talk about the sba program oh my god this is horrible yeah this charlamagne god uh was kind of bumped this story up yesterday and wanted to give people uh i want to give you an update on that thousands of black latino and other minority business owners are scrambling to prove that their race puts them at a social disadvantage after the federal judge declared a key provision of a popular federal

program that extending the u.s supreme court's recent decision for affirmative action let me just kind of translate there's a program called 8-8 a lot of companies have been a part of it one of my partners was a part of a very a very long time called Nurses Etc. And what it does is it allows you to qualify for access to government contracts, access to other capital that you may not otherwise qualify for. Sometimes those smaller firms don't have enough capital. Sometimes they may not have the resources to be the prime. So this 8A program program i used to really try to be an 8a at one point it allows you to kind of come under a larger organ a larger firm to kind of share some of that business so because of the people thought that the uh supreme court a ruling

on affirmative action to get into college was just about college no this shows how that stuff trickles down so because they have removed affirmative action now they're saying hey this is also something um that can be stopped because we're trying to remove race out of all things so when you hear these politicians saying oh like we've had some say on the rivers club i believe that everybody should be equal and shouldn't be based on race and everybody well it actually doesn't work like that in real life when we talk about government contracting so that's what happened with this this is what we be saying though we try to explain who was in the white house matters because this happened because of the supreme court affirmative action ruling like you just said

you know who added the judges on the supreme court that's right donald trump and that's that's so important because you'll hear people say well this happened under joe biden's administration yes it did happen on joe biden's administration but it was due to the supreme court who put the people on the supreme court and to the point with joe biden this is why they told you to pack the courts around we talked about that as well so democrats republicans all have played a part in what we're now seeing at one point in time one another now i do want people to know this has affected 4 800 businesses that that actually participate in this, but let's talk about the bank. $34 billion in government contracting in 2020 were given to 8A firms. So this is a real thing. It really will affect the economy based upon these companies not

having an opportunity. And can I say one more thing about that? Real good, interesting conversation I had yesterday, and they said, you know, well, Trump did a great job letting a lot of folks out of prison for the first step back I said yeah I supported that I advocate of that but also how many people are going to prison on the state level because of the amount of judges that have been appointed by Trump so you always have to look at you know where's the balance if this if there's something good happening over here more than likely there's a negative that's happening on the other side and that applies to both sides

of the party that's why i say they both play a part that's right all right well that is front page news thank you tesla absolutely and make sure you subscribe to tesla figaro's podcast the straight shot no chaser podcast on the black effect iheart radio podcast network follow at tesla figaro on all social media platforms and the weekend is a good time to subscribe to tesla's podcast because all the stories you heard in front page news during the week uh she breaks down in depth on her podcast on the weekend so check that out all right and i want to salute to all our uh my virgos out there today is uh sydney's birthday so happy birthday happy birthday i know she was a virgo happy birthday birthday, Sydney. She is a Virgo, and today is her birthday,

and she's going to be turning up this weekend, right? That's she is. Better sit her cripple ass down. Oh, my God. Jesus. Turning up what? With a cane? She walks just fine, thank you.

Yeah, now. All right. Now, when we come back, Cardi B will be joining us. We're going to kick it with Cardi when we come back, and of course, she has that new single. We're going to get it on. It's we come back. And, of course, she has that new single. We're going to get it on. It's The Breakfast Club. Good morning.

The Breakfast Club. The Breakfast Club. Your mornings will never be the same. Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy, Charlamagne Tha God, Jess Hilarious. We are The Breakfast Club. And we got a special guest in the building. That's right.

Cardi B. Cardi B. Cardi B. Cardi B is back. Big body. Welcome. Hey, everybody. Hey. How you feeling?

You know how I'm feeling. Be honest. Be honest. I'm sad because I really had planned this week out and everything, and all of a sudden, I wake up like, yes, what the hell going on? My stomach is killing me. Like bubble guts, though. Like bubble guts.

Like bubble guts. Nothing want to come out anything like i'm like stressed like it's like what time is it i hope by at least by 12 o'clock something come out and i'm like i like relieved so what do you do at noon if you got a pooping you out in public body you can't just pull up in a mcdonald's or nothing yes the for who the why wouldn't i i i stay with wet wipes jesus christ i stay with wet wipes Jesus Christ I stay with wet wipes And hand sanitizer Like I'm I'm a mom

So you have to have that Yes that's true Cause your kids wanna Yes Anytime Right Unexpected So

And also me Like It might not be the food though Cardi I don't know what it is Maybe it could be number three Yeah It definitely ain't Number three

It could be number three After if After I go on tour I definitely gonna Wanna have a baby like Have another one Yeah I wanna have another one How many kids do you want?

Like at least four Four? What do you think Will come out first The s*** of your second album? They ain't gonna start like that Jesus Christ Wow

Jesus Christ My second album Is gonna come out I have to I have to I have to When is the question when people want it? This year?

Next year. Next year. Early next year. Can we congratulate Cardi on her single? She got a single that's out today. Can we congratulate her? Bungles. Bungles.

Featuring Megan This Time. Love it. What inspired Bungles? Well, always the beat. You know what I'm saying? At first, it's always like you hear the beat, and it's like, oh, I like this beat. I really like this beat. It's funk, but it kind of reminds me of Dembow.

Definitely Dembow. It reminds me of Dembow, but it's really funk. Technically, it's funk. What is Dembow? You know, the Dominican music. Uptown. Dominican music. Oh, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha.

Like, you know, I'll find a canaca. I'll take you where I want. You be outside. You be outside here. Not no more. You see? You don't be outside. Not no more. it. You be outside. You be outside here. Not no more. You see? You don't be outside. Not no more.

You don't be outside. I'll be in the house. I got to take you outside. But that's a style of music. Yeah, it's a style of music. It's a Dominican style of music. But like technically really is funk. But I just love the beat.

I start working on the song. But there's like a lot of empty spaces But there's a lot of empty spaces. There's a lot of empty spaces. I try to fill the empty spaces. You know, just me rapping and rapping and rapping and rapping. And it just felt like a long ass song. It just needed dynamic. So me and my team, my team wanted to go more Latin artists.

And I was like, I hear Megan. I hear Megan. I hear Megan on it. They're like, really? You don't see this more Latin? I'm like, no, I see Megan. I hear Megan. I hear Megan on it. They're like, really? You don't see, like, you see this, like, more Latin? I'm like, no, I see Megan. And then, like, exactly what I was, like, hearing in my head, I sent her the song.

Exactly what I was envisioning in my head, like, when she, I got her, like, verse back. It was like, you see? This is what I was envisioning. And it just made sense. Were you scared to team up with Megan again? Because WAP was such a massive record. Oh, yeah.

Of course. Of course. That's why I haven't. Definitely. But I feel like this was good. And when she sent her verse, I was like, oh, I feel like this is a super. I feel like this is a good WAP contender. Do you feel like too much pressure

everybody asking you to do your second album you put out these these verses and you and you killing these verses you light these verses up but everybody's keep saying i love it but where's the album i love it but where's the album you put too much pressure on yourself oh i do put a lot of pressure on myself like i really really do like let me tell you something like i just feel like i don't like nothing i hear i feel like i listen like 40 beats is it because everything sound the same i don't know because everything sound the same or every like it's like sometimes everything sound the same and then like when it's

too different it's like i just too different for me like that is just too different so i don't know what i'll be looking for what i'll be looking for i don't know what it is yeah but like once like i something catch my eye and i really like, like, no, not my eyes, my sound, my ears. Right. But even, like, I like it like that. They said you didn't love it, love it. And that became one of the biggest records ever.

Huge record. Yeah. I mean, I do take risks. Like, I do take risks. I don't know. It's just, like, a lot of pressure on me. But I feel confident. I have a lot of songs.

Y'all can come by anytime. Y'all can hear something. And that's another thing, too. Like, I have a lot of songs. Y'all can come by anytime. Y'all can hear some. And that's another thing, too. Like, I'm a Libra. I be feeling like I need, like, everybody's opinion. Like, what you think? What you think? What you think?

And that can be driving me crazy, too. But, like, I don't know why I be needing it, though. So, is it fun? Is it still fun? When I find, like, something that I like, when it's something that I like, it's fun. But then sometimes, even when I like something and, like,'s fun but then but then sometimes even when I like something and like people don't like it

it doesn't become fun like it's like damn I was really vibing with this and it's like yeah I don't like it now now it's not fun

now I'm mad so but people don't like every it's like they're gonna find something wrong with whatever

so it don't matter but it just gotta make sense to you let me ask you this is it pressure because it's so many more women now like dropping hair all the time like is it pressure because it's so many more women now like dropping hair and all the time like but is that pressure it being so many women in rap

no not really i'm so used to like working with like a lot of women like i never like been like in an environment that's like yeah i'm kind of like the only one so and now i always knew this i always knew this i always knew that after me there was gonna be more girls yeah i know it was gonna i wasn't gonna i know it wasn't gonna like just end with me because it's like if i made it i know there's gonna be more because that's gonna make it and like the internet and everything like it's like i this this i already i already i already saw this like i saw this like back in like i don't know like 2017 i saw this but you do but you're also doing something that a lot of people didn't do when you were coming up you'll find the hot new person or a young artist and you'll give them the opportunity and give them

a verse yeah which a lot of people didn't do and i was gonna ask that was something that jay and drake did great yeah i think i say cardi did that for female right yeah absolutely i was gonna ask does the competition fuel you and it can be friendly competition i mean every time you get on a verse so you get on a record with somebody is is that the way you think like oh i gotta eat her you know i mean um god damn no i don't i don't i don't really feel like i gotta eat i don't really like feel like i gotta like eat like all right like for example right like it's like if i have a song right and then like you send me your verse and like you wrapping your ass off I'm still not changing my verse.

I'm not changing it because I feel like this is what I'm going for. This is what I'm thinking. However, I don't want to, like, also never, like, ruin nobody else's, like, song or anything. But people do it all the time. We've heard, you know, I think Nas said he changed the verse when he got a verse back. And you hear it all the time. So you never said, nah, I got it. Which one's your favorite?

What's playing with you? Who's been your favorite female rapper to collaborate with? I really like them all. I really like them all and every song that I got on, I got on it because I just really, really, really, really like that song.

I love the song and I feel like I can hear myself on it. There's a lot of songs like I get songs sent to me all the time but I feel like it's like some songs I just feel like I feel like I can't do nothing for the song like it's like I don't feel like I could do like a verse that like I'm like confident in so it's just like and I just be like no and it's like I feel like the song is great so I don't even want to like yeah like ruin it you just say drill ain't your style what's that and uh what's that one song and i told you

oh my god that song is so crazy i i heard yeah that song is so crazy i was like and that's my that's my style that's my tempo because some tempos like i just cannot keep up like right like it's like you know like when i first heard munch and everything yeah i love the song i love the b and everything and then i was i was gonna um i i was like you know like doing the remix and everything you did a verse right yeah i did a verse but it's like i feel like i i feel like i was fighting the beat like i can't breathe i'm well made like the beat was just the beat just was thin i was like listen i don't want to f*** the song. Yeah, because you got to eat on much. Like, I got to eat. You got to eat on much. He's a clown.

Like, yo, relax. I get it. I get it. But, like, I was windmilling. And it's like, if I can't keep up with something, like, it's like, I'm not going to play myself. And I don't want to, like, ruin it. Like, you know, like, when somebody get on a song and it's like, you really f***ed the song off. Get that f*** out of here now.

Right. I like how you f***ed up Tomorrow. Kill Tomorrow. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Y'all was two in pocket on that. It was crazy. Kill here now. I like how you f***ed up Tomorrow. Killed Tomorrow. Y'all were two in pocket on that. And I love Loretta. She reminds me of my best friend. I love her. I love her. Alright, we got more with Cardi B when we come back. Don't move.

It's The Breakfast Club. Good morning. Good morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy Charlamagne Tha God, Jess Hilarious. We are The Breakfast Club. We're still kicking it with Cardi B. Charlamagne. Do you think the label makes you do records that you may not necessarily want to do? Nobody can make me do shit. People can give me recommendations and everything,

but it's like nobody can make me do anything. I will try something. I will try something. And when I say I will try something, it's like when they want me to be a little bit more feminine or more mainstream type of stuff because like that's just not really be my vibe like that but like nobody can make me do i was gonna ask you you know you mentioned when you're working in the strip club do people look at you as the old

cardi all the time because you got so many friends and you were so many people before the huge rap success sometimes you got to check somebody and be like look i'm not that old from back then i'm not that same person i feel like i feel like like like the people that know me know that i haven't really changed like like i feel like i could call my friends right now they're like girl bye i feel like i haven't like really changed like that way but i feel like to the world i feel like to the world like I wonder if people have seen that you I feel like I Change I'm like more like chill now like I could like back then I could be all day Everybody out, but it's like I just have like backed away more and I got kids and I'm 30 like yeah

I'm 30 like by 5 o'clock. I need a little nap It looks like you love it's like, you know, you see so many people with with their kids, right? But you are like a mom's mom right yeah because like it's like you just have to you listen you could have a village in your house right like it's like i have all the dominicans in my house i got i got them all but it's like your kids be wanting you they want you they don't want they don't want your aunt to take them to school they don't want nothing they want mom and dad to take them to school they want like they want to chill with mom and dad they want to play with mom and dad so it's just like you have to do it yourself and then like like you just have to do it like you gotta like get used to a rhythm like like it's like my family a lot

of them live with me but they love to be outside so when they do vacation everything and it's like i'm by myself with the kids that is like damn I don't really know like what they gonna wanna eat and everything so I gotta I gotta get used to that like it's like and I really just naturally like it

like I like this if I could just do this all forever I would but I gotta better work you think that's the biggest change

that has happened in your life over the last five years the kids hell yeah okay just motherhood period yeah cause it's like

I be feeling like like i got a lot to lose before that i'm i'm diving in i lose every at all yeah i lose it all but i'm gonna curse you out how is it how is it being a boss with everybody but then when your kids they boss you around i seen some video and your kids was talking to you crazy there's nothing you can do when your kids talk to you crazy you just gotta take it i know man you believe in pop popping the kids huh oh no you believe in physical discipline for your kids light though light real light like you know what i'm saying but like not like gentle parenting sometimes gentle parenting i mean i mean it depends because i feel like like i feel like i'm a gentle parent but then there's that you know the helmin's gentle parent mmhmm the Hellman's gentle parent

and they like they overboard like gentle parenting I just believe they're like you don't have to be like abusive or anything

but it's like you gotta like be assertive because like like not everybody kid is like everybody kid like my son bad as f**k I got proof

he bad I got proof I got proof he bad. How old is he? He just turned two. Yeah, he don't know no better. What? I show you videos.

He bad as hell. He bad. Even all of a sudden be like, damn, are all my kids? Yeah. And I knew it too. That's why I was scared to have a boy. Because I was like, I knew it too. I knew it too.

It could be terrible twos though. Yeah. He was one. He just turned two. How you bad at one? So what do you do To discipline him? Like what is he afraid of?

He's not afraid of nothing Damn And then you can take from him Or take his tablet Or something Nothing? No He don't care about nothing

Like even if you take it It's like Alright Don't mess with today then Damn Why do you let the comments Get to you so much, Barney? Just on social media

And just like everything I don't know Because it's like, I know you're not f***ing talking. That's the thing that like this s*** that get me mad

is that like, because it's like, why are you talking though? Like, what are you, why are you talking? Yeah. Why are you talking? Like, it's like,

when I was like in like in school or everything, like I used to cut ass. Like I used to, I used to be like really, no, no, no, no, like cut ass. Like I used to like

really roast, like, like, like, it's like, it's nah I used to like really roast like it's like it's not even like roasting it was like I could go toe to toe with like dudes and stuff

like it was just like so it's like me like I'm the type of person that is like I could like take one look at you and it's like I got like 10 jokes

lined up so it's just like when people mess with me it's like yo I could really really mess with you wanna mess my day up I will mess your whole three weeks up I will stay embedded in your head so it's just like but it's like yo i could really really mess with you want to mess my day up i will mess your whole three weeks up i will i will i will stay embedded in your head so it's just like but

it's like the fact that i have to restrain myself it frustrates me so when you put out projects right when you put out music do you go through the comments to see what people are saying yeah yeah yeah yeah because sometimes no but you gotta also know what people like but they're never gonna give you a real critique though because they just mad that you bawdy and you super successful. So how many people going to really be like, oh, I f***ed up this record? How many people going to really give it up on social media? You know what? I be feeling like a lot of people hate to admit that they like me.

Like, a lot of people are afraid to say that they like me because when people say that they like me, they get attacked. Yeah. They be getting attacked when they say that they like me or they like they take my side or anything. So I have to accept that. They're like people like like me. And there's even people that like I've seen common nasty about me. And like some of my friends have pressed them about them.

Like like when they say like, why are you being so hard on my girl? And it's like, I don't know. I really do like it, though. Like, like, like, I just feel like I on my girl and it's like I don't know I really do like her though. Like like like I I just feel like hate that and it's like I hate that Why do you have to go that route for it? Yeah, really like that matter of fact, I'm gonna give you I'm gonna give you I'm gonna give you an example, right? There's a right. I don't even know her but one of my friends know her and it's like Yo, why this girl got so much issues with you and I'm like, I don't even I don't even know this girl We're not even from the same city. Hmm. She got got so much to say about me but she always copying my birthday looks she got money to do that for real oh so it must be somebody we know I mean she does the

she version but it's like the she version how y'all like me you like if the haters are confused admirers yeah that's all yeah I just don't want that to You like me. It's the haters are confused admirers. Yeah. That's all. Yeah. I just don't want that to affect you and your art. You know what I mean? Or your mental. I feel like I'm already getting over that hurdle. As long as people don't lie on me, it's okay.

Yeah. But I do notice, too, because I've seen people admit it. I've seen trolls admit that they like to troll people into suicide. I seen it. I seen it on Twitter. Like, my fans know what I'm talking about. Like, I seen trolls admit that, like, it's like, yeah, we're going to get that bitch until she want to kill herself. They really do that.

So, now, I'm doing going to get that power over me. You're going to have to die first. You die first, hoe. Jesus. How miserable you got to be to think like that? Is your country falling apart? Feeling tired? Depressed?

A little bit revolutionary? Consider this. Start your own country. I planted the flag. I just kind of looked out of like, this is mine. I own this. It's surprisingly easy. There's 55 gallons of water, 500 pounds of concrete.

Everybody's doing it. I am King Ernest Emmanuel. I am the Queen of Ladonia. I'm Jackson I, King of Kaperburg. I am the Supreme Leader of the Grand Republic of Mentonia. Be part of a great colonial tradition. The Waikana tried my country. My forefathers did that themselves. What could go wrong?

No country willingly gives up their territory. I was making a rocket with a black powder, you know, with explosive warhead. Oh my God. What is that? Bullets. Bullets. We need help!

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the conversations keep going. That's what my podcast, Post High is all about. It's a chance to sit down with my guests and dive even deeper into their stories, their journeys, and the thoughts that arise once we've hit the pavement together. You know that rush of endorphins you feel after a great workout? Well, that's when the real magic happens. So if you love hearing real, inspiring stories from the people you know, follow, and admire, join me every week for Post Run High. It's where we take the conversation beyond the run and get into the heart of it all. It's lighthearted, pretty crazy, and very fun. Listen to Post Run High on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. So y'all, this is Questlove, and I'm here to tell you about a new podcast I've been working on

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Like this one about Claudette Colvin, a 15-year-old girl in Alabama who refused to give up her seat on the city bus nine whole months before Rosa Parks did the same thing. Check it. And it began with me. Did you know, did you know? I wouldn't give up my seat. Nine months before Rosa, it was Claudette Colvin. Get the kids in your life excited about history by tuning in to Historical Records. Because in order to make history, you have to make some noise. Listen to Historical Records on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey there, my little creeps. It's your favorite ghost host, Teresa. And guess what?

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just don't call me unless it's urgent, and tune in for new episodes every week. Remember, the veils are thin, the stories are spooky, and your favorite ghost host is back and badder than ever. Listen to Haunting on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey there, I'm Dr. Maya Shunker, a cognitive scientist who studies human behavior. On my podcast, A Slight Change of Plans, I marry science and storytelling to better understand how to navigate the big changes

in our lives. It was like a slow nightmare, you know, because every day you think, oh, surely tomorrow I'll be better. And I would dream of being better. At night, I would dream that my face was quote unquote normal or back to the way it was. And I'd dream of being better. At night I would dream that my face was quote-unquote normal or back to the way it was and I'd wake up and there'd be no change. I also speak with scientists about how we can be more resilient in the face of change. You can think of the adolescent brain as like this social R&D engine of our culture. That they're something that looks like risky and idiotic to us is maybe their way of creatively trying to solve the problem of having social success and fewer of the things that bring you

social failure listen to a slight change of plans on the iHeartRadio app apple podcasts or wherever you listen to podcasts there's a lot of miserable people out there oh that mercy now do you regret throwing that microphone at that young lady it was really like a quick reaction it was really like and let me tell you i didn't want to address it because i thought we're going to jail but i'm not i didn't really not because people was making their own let me tell you something right it was higher than a month so there was a part of the show that i told people like you know splash me but even when i told him splash me i was like maybe be careful with the face the face is beep so four songs after nobody has splashed me i told y told him to splash me, I was like, be careful with the face. The face is beep. So four songs after, nobody had splashed me. I told y'all to splash me for one little second.

Four songs after, which is like, I don't know, 15, 20 minutes after, this bitch threw water and ice on my face. So I just automatically reacted. I didn't even know that I was throwing it. I just threw the shit because it's like, you hit me right in my face. And when I look at the video, it's like, you hit me right in my face. And, and, and when I look at the video, it's like, nah,

you intent, you intended to throw that shit in my face because you ain't did it like this. You threw it like, like, and the hot ice. And everybody's like, oh,

no, you throw some ice in your face and you going to tell me how the fuck you feel because I felt very violated. Yeah. Did you forget you had told people to splash you? No, but it was,

but it was, but it was, it was in a segment though. It was in one segment. Like, girl, you did that shit like 20 minutes later. And not only that, you threw me ice.

If it wasn't ice in it, it would have went different. It would have, it would have been different. No, it probably wouldn't even be different because you splashed me in my face.

Like, you know what you was doing? How 10 people splashed me at the same time and nothing hit my face? But the same time And nothing hit my face But you You hit my face directly One of them I think she was a fan though

No no You wasn't No you was trying to be funny But ha ha ha I'm hilarious though Alright well don't move We got more with Cardi B It's the Breakfast Club

Good morning Morning everybody It's DJ Envy Charlamagne Tha God Jess Hilarious We are the Breakfast Club We're still kicking it with Cardi B. It's The Breakfast Club. Good morning. Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy, Charlamagne Tha God, Jess Hilarious. We are The Breakfast Club. We're still kicking it with Cardi B. Well, first of all, how is marriage? Yeah, I love marriage.

Is it difficult because, you know, he's a celebrity and you're a celebrity, and it's like when he defends you, it's bigger because he is a celebrity. So if somebody says something and he defends you, it's bigger because it's set. You know what I mean? Does that bother you? Does that take a toll on your marriage relationship you know what takes a toll on me what takes a toll on me a lot of people don't like me so when people attack him because he's like attached to me i don't like that i guess it's like but um other than that like i love being married and like we we are

a partnership like you know y'all you know what it is like to be married and it's just like it feels different like it just it feels different than like a relationship it just really feel like a union yeah it's like i got your back you got my back no matter what do y'all feel like y'all share too much on social media it was just one time it was just that was crazy that was great it was just one time because my was gone We was drunk poppin sky. Are you you you under that? I do that. Oh, no, I'm a bitch to it Now I'm a really violate you Tell people you Cheated on me and then you did you explain it? Cardi goes, how could I cheat I can never go anywhere with anybody you get it

Yeah, I've explained it the next day y'all in Paris holding hands at a fashion show I'm like my this is the Bronx this is the Bronx love we ghetto we really really ghetto I ain't gonna front like everybody's be like oh like that we be trying to be perfect I ain't gonna perform like we ghetto hmm you always want to be married young yeah okay yeah I always wanted I always want to be married and I always want to be married young? Yeah. Okay. Yeah. I always wanted to be married. I always want to be married. I always felt like everybody wanted the marriage and the kids and everything.

I just really couldn't believe I got it. Yeah. I feel like there's a number for Cardi. If Cardi get a certain amount of money, she walking away from all this. No. You don't think so? From music? Okay.

No, no. I feel like music is just the engine. I just love it. I feel like I enjoy doing music. I enjoy performing for real. I love to perform. I'm a music stripper. I just love to be out there. I get a rush. You can't perform if. So it's just like and so much pressure just drive you crazy. I just want to I want to be in that state where I was like in 2016, 2017, 2018. It was just like, ah, yeah, excitement. What made you walk away from that movie that you were supposed to star in? The music, the album, the this, the that.

Yeah. Like doing like movies and everything. Yeah. It's really like a 10 a.m. to like 1 a.m. Yep. Oh, doing, like, movies and everything. Yeah. It's really, like, a 10 a.m. to, like, 1 a.m.? Yep. Oh, my God. So, it's, like, it's really, like, a job. Like, a job, job, job.

Like, when I do music and, like, when I perform, like, it's, like, a rush. Like, it's, like, a fun rush. Like, this is really, like, it's intense. Hurry up and wait. That's what they say. Hurry up and wait. But it's all worth it When the film come out And you see

You know you see yourself It's all worth it It is You know like I was like You know taking acting lessons And everything Like it's like I had one struggle

And it was to cry Like my teacher was like Like my teacher was like Think of the time like That you went through this This and that I'm like I don't feel nothing

I don't feel anything When's the last time You cried for real Yeah real life I mean I be crying You that. I'm like, I don't feel nothing. When's the last time you cried for real? Yeah, real life. I mean, I be crying, you know what I'm saying?

I be crying, but it's just like, like on the spot. Like on the spot, like it was like, like on the spot, like I'm gonna laugh. Yeah,

yeah. You're not gonna do it? You're not gonna do that? I am gonna do it. As soon as I go touring and everything and all that stuff, I gotta do it.

Oh Lord, four years from now. No, I swear to God, it's not gonna be four years. It's been five since Invasion of the Proud. She said next year. I got to do it. Oh, Lord. Four years from now. No, I swear to God, it's not going to be four years. It's been five since Invasion of the Proud. She said next year.

I have no choice. I have no choice. I like it, though. I don't think you should rush to put out another album. Do you have the name for the album yet? No.

Kind of, sort of. Yeah? Kind of, sort of. I don't know. I don't know if I like it too much. What is it? Yeah, tell us. I can't tell you

because you might have to pick it. She's such a critic. If I pick it. Throw it out there. Oh, no, you can't. You can't I like it too much. What is it? Yeah, tell us. I can't tell you because you might as well pick it. She's such a critic. If I pick it. Throw it out there. Oh, no, you can't. You can't just throw it out there. Let me see if we like it. Throw it out there.

We'll bleep it. We'll bleep it. All right. We'll bleep it. No, I can't say it. I was going to say don't believe it. I was going to say don't believe it. I'm calling.

No, no, no. You know, I was going to ask, you know, we've seen Offset and Quavo come back together on BET. Beautiful moment. Before that, we've seen a video of them arguing. You was in the middle saying, y'all brothers, y'all brothers, I need to stop. How difficult was that in the household, trying to get them to understand that they're brothers?

How difficult was that for your household and for you? I just really like to stay away from... You know what I'm saying? Especially when y'all have like like really really long history not just music history like y'all y'all know each other like your whole life so it's just like i always just like to like step back i always want like unity always always always all the time so i just didn't i ain't really wanting to say that i'm really like amigos fan like i'm really a Amigos fan.

I'm, like, a fan of them for real. You know, like, when people, like, people inspire you, but, like, in 2017, when I started, like, you know, f***ing around with Offset and everything, they really, like, inspired me more because there was, like, things that I've never seen. Like, I felt like I was,, like when I was like in 2017, I just felt like it's like, damn, a lot of people have turned me down.

Labels have like shut my down. But it's like, it's cool. Like the music that I'm doing is I'm doing all right. I'm getting paid $20,000 to perform. Like I'm doing this. When I started dating Offset and I see that they're like performing in arenas and I'm seeing that they're getting hundreds of thousand dollars and they buying jewelry every day and it's like no I was trying like to be like in a good space that does not even so they like inspire me and like a

lot of these swag like inspire me too so I'm just like a fan of all of it so I always feel like as a woman you need to stay out of like man business all the time. Like just stay away from me. You didn't stay out of it that night though. Practically I did. When you was telling them

your brothers. I was like, no. I just did what I just did. Oh my God. Yeah. Long time. Were they actually tussling?

Or was it just like some words? Yeah, they were just talking. They were just talking. Just talking. Yeah. How did you help Offset through the grieving process

are you still helping him do it it's hard yeah I don't want to talk about it I can understand I get it I get it

I totally get it what's next for Miss Body everything I'm back I'm back to work we don't believe you I swear to God you done had so many

big records that hit number one that we thought this album was coming yeah but oh my gosh like we went through like a whole pandemic like give me a break Don't believe you. I swear to God. You done had so many big records that hit number one that we thought this album was coming. Yeah, but, oh my gosh. Like, we went through, like, a whole pandemic. Like, give me a break. You dropped the number one record during the pandemic. Easily.

And you had mad time during the pandemic. I was raised to f***ing do this s***. You had time. I really didn't want to drop an album around the pandemic because I really wanted a tour right after. Okay. I wasn't able to tour right after my first album. I couldn't even do a lot of music videos because I was pregnant and everything.

I want to drop my album and be able to go touring right away. So that was that. Then I had a baby. Then I was just going through. I was just chilling. But now it's just like I'm back outside. And you got an album dropping next year. Yeah.

What quarter, Barty? What quarter? What season? I'm really looking for first quarter. Spring, summer. Are you there? Are you close? Hey, yo, shut up.

It's spring, summer. You don't have to drop a second album. You don't have to put out an album. But I have it. She wants to go on tour. I have it. She do. I have it. I have it. You don't believe her put out an album. But I have it. I have it. I have it. You don't believe her? I believe she got a song.

I believe she got a bunch of songs. But I have it, though. I have it. I have my vision and everything. You know what you want to do. I know what I want and everything. Cardi, your fashion. We not getting a line? Your fashion is crazy. I'm going to give you a little sign.

You had a line at one time, right? You getting a line? Your fashion is crazy I'm gonna give him I'm gonna give him A little sign sign You had a line at one time right? Huh? You had a line with No it was It was a collab I thought Fashion Nova Was yours for one second Oh here it come God damn

I heard it too No you didn't They gonna be calling you Farty Farty Farty Stupid Y'all

Man get Cardi out of here Farty's, ladies and gentlemen. Can we get into the record again one more time? Please. Let's play bongos. Please. I respect it. You sat here for a whole hour and had this shit.

I respect that, Bordy. You sure did. Let's let Bordy go, y'all. Ladies and gentlemen, Cardi B. The record, let's get into bongos right now. It's featuring Megan Thee Stallion. And we love you, Bordy. I love you.

I love you, too. Man, somebody find B Barty a toilet. She stressed out. It's the Breakfast Club. It's Kali B! I like that. Bokshamok. Bokshamok. Indigo. That's what it sounds like.

Bokshamok. Bokshamok. We are the Breakfast Club. Jess Hilarious is here. Hey y'all. Let's get to Jess with the mess. Yes. News is real. What is this? What is this? Jess Hilarious, Jessica Robin Moore, Jess don't do no lying.

Tick tock, man. This is the rumor report. I don't do that. It's fact. It's Jess with the mess. I knew this was real. On the Breakfast Club. I know they know.

It's just me. Keep it a fact. Okay, so Tyler Perry is sick of y'all. Tyler Perry addresses criticism about hair in his productions. Every black person know that the braided wig, we know when he told Shamal Moore to slap that on. That was earlier in his career, though. That was almost 20 years ago, which is crazy because that actually makes me... I was 11 years

old watching stuff that I wasn't supposed to be watching. Diary of a Mad Black Woman. That was a great movie. Yes, I was 11 actually crying. I think that's a problem for an 11-year-old. No, listen, no. I was like sympathizing with her. I was saying like, oh my God. I'm not, oh my God.

I was 11. What's wrong with that? It was like I felt her pain like i'm not oh my god like i was 11 what's wrong with that it was like i felt her pain that means that you have empathy and sympathy i was too damn grown that's what the hell happened okay anyway uh tyler prorate is sick of it he he addressed it on his show the sisters after show edition last night that stopped talking to him about hair red we got the rest of the audio i want all of y'all to stop talking about hair to me, please. I swear to you, these are things I can do. I can run a company. I can build a house. I can go on stage. I can do all of this

stuff, right? I know what I do. I don't know how to do hair. I don't know nothing about it. So what I do is I hire people to do hair. Pay them $65 an hour. They work 10 to 12 hours a day. You heard that right. $65 an hour. They work 10 to 12 hours a day. You heard that right. $65 an hour is what they're paid to make sure the hair is right.

Okay. That's their job. So I'm paying them to do their job. Sometimes things slip because I'm moving a little fast, but they get it done. They get it done. So stop asking me about no damn hair. And don't talk to somebody else.

You've got to have your hair curly. You might need to cut the pay just a little bit. Yeah. Tyler, you might need to cut the pay at least $35 an hour. Or, no, or, but because we have to say, how many days are they working? Because that's, if you do the math, that's over $6.50 a day. But they shoot so, like, everything. Like, that's a powerhouse. Like, his production, they production, they can shoot a whole season in, like, a week.

Isn't that the beauty of Tyler Perry shows, though? When we watch those shows and you see the wigs every now and then that's messed up? No, they are oppressed. The wigs. What? They are oppressed. And that's the thing. He said, stop talking to him about hair.

No, we know you don't do hair, my dear. We know you don't do hair. My dear hair be right. But that's what I'm saying. My dear, that wig, that's one i'm saying my dear that way that's one wig that ain't never look a mess i mean back in the plays when he used to had a mic coming through him you said that's all right put a part in there because you got a mic coming on sitting on your forehead but tyler perry they had a mic the mic oh in the plays yeah he used to have a

mic sitting there looking like a roach right on the forehead Yeah, but that was like years and years ago. Yeah, that was before lace front. You can get away with that now. But even with that, Madea's wigs always look good. Always. All the time, you know. And then it's the people that you get to do hair. Start getting some other people

to do it then, you know. But I ain't gonna lie. Shout out to the sisters. Their hair do look good. Okay. I do a movie called Diary of a Mad Black Hairdresser. And then you can put all your hairdressers on blast.

So now people know who they are and they'll tweet them instead of you. No, no, that's not good. That's not good. But they said, but he said that. That's all he said. Yeah, that's it. That's all he said. I don't know why Jesse just ended the story.

That's all he said. Just keep going. Words on the paper she knows you can't read she just keep going no stop that i told him stop giving you all the words i'm not worried about it all right atlanta walmart considering having an on-site police station damn they robbing the land they robbing it like that well last december and atlanta walmart in vine city was shut down due to arson. They are set to reopen next year and they plan to have a small police station built in to the store. The new superstore to prevent crimes.

So the CEO had he did his research and he realized that they lost a lot of profit because of the crime. Like that was like the number one. Yeah. So he was like, look, we need to throw this police station up in Walmart. Hey, how much are stealingall stealing out of there? They got to put a whole police station in Walmart. They shut down mad stores because people are stealing so much. People can't make no money and security guards can't stop people. Yep.

And people know. And me being from Baltimore, we used to have like four Walmarts. It's only like two in the city. They get shut down. Yeah. They're not making money because they are. A lot of people still know. I used to. Walmart making money because they are, a lot of people steal. Now, I used to,

Walmart used to be my store. Walmart and Kohl's. I used to steal real crazy out there. And when I was in high school, this was, yes, 2006 to 2007, I was real fresh in high school. I used to steal the Lord,

no boundaries, the whole clothing line. Okay. But listen, if they put a police station inside of Walmart, now that changes how you get caught because I remember when you, Walmart, they used to let you, they used a police station inside of Walmart, now that changes how you get caught.

Because I remember when you, Walmart, they used to let you, they used to watch you on the cameras, steal everything, right? And then they wait for you to walk out the store and a cop will walk up to you and next to you real quick on the side and be like, okay, so I'm just going to turn you around and take you back in there. And we saw everything that you took and we're going to take you to the office in the back of Walmart. You ever tried to run? Nah. How many times you got caught? I ain't gonna lie.

Once, and that's because somebody snitched on me. The other girl, she got caught. She was like, I'm here with, you know, yeah. Good job, young lady. Y'all friends now? That's crazy. Y'all friends? No.

Oh. No, no, no. No, she's not. No, I'm not friends with her. You mad at her that she did her civic duty because she did what she was supposed to do? No, no, no. She was white and I was showing her the ropes and they... Showing her the ropes? This is how you steal obviously you got caught it was wrong yeah she was less fortunate

i was all right let's just show you how to get it on your own and she she got caught and she snitched on me i'm like what she made me do it yeah yeah yeah and i and i uh they didn't i was underage so they didn't they just waited for my mother to come get me but I was so messed I was messed up over that anyway Cardi B

so basically they made those stores for Jess and Larry they made those police stations in those Walmarts for people like Jess and Larry and then what they start doing is the things that they steal the most

they put behind a glass display that's right so deodorant soap shampoo just for men they put right behind me honest with you man the way i smelled some of y'all this summer they should let y'all still do it yeah clearly all right you just give stuff out somebody was in here yesterday that

i would have stole it for him yo shut up man i would have stole the right golf. Yo, shut up. Listen, bro. We've had a couple up here. One time, Ian just passed out. Oh, my God. Yes. When? No, no, no. Don't.

Because he'll say it. All right. That is just with the mess. Oh, I know. Y'all told me. Turn the mic on. Turn the mic on. Turn the mic on.

Turn the mic on. Turn the mic on. Turn the mic on. Turn the mic on. Turn this mic on. I turned the mic on. We got to go to break. We got to go to break.

Y'all told me. I remember this. Don't do it. Don't do it. Don't do it. Don't do it. I want to be at 21 I turned this mic off. We got to go to bro. We got to go to bro. Y'all told me. Don't do it. Don't do it. Don't do it. Connie B at 21 Savage got 12 nominations leading up to the BET Awards. That's great news. That's great. Great.

Great. Right back after this. Let me shout out to Chloe. Chloe's a young girl. I met at the rookie fashion show where all the children got to. All the children got to actually walk in the fashion show. She's a young lady. She listens every morning. Yes. She loves Jess Larris. Loves you. the fashion show. She's a young lady. She listens every morning

Yeah, she loves Jess. Larry's loves you loves you too. Chloe. I wanted to say I wanted to say good Well, she's a young kid. I want to say good morning. Okay, now we give it a donkey to for after the hour man We need to talk about somebody else who did something crazy in a store He's an Ohio man and speaking of snitching I'm telling on him this morning because we need him to be arrested All right on the run right now. We'll get to that next. It's The Breakfast Club. Good morning.

Speaking of snitching. The Breakfast Club. Your mornings will never be the same. Don't you talk to me about the day job. Maybe. Damn, the hee haw again. It's time for Donkey of the Day. I ain't trying to be Donkey of the Day no more.

They should be embarrassed about what they already did. I'm not making these people do these things. I'm called donkey of the day and it really caught me off guard. Damn, Solomon. Now watch how he read donkey of the day. Donkey of the day for Friday, September 8th goes to an Ohio man whose name has not been released. But I think it's important we report this story because we need to get this man off the screen. I am not the person who believes in not snitching okay i believe in snitching i am a taxpaying american citizen if you see something say something we need to keep these streets as

clean as possible because if you see something it don't say something all you do is increase the chances that whatever this criminal did they will eventually do to you or somebody you love don't believe me ask peter parker if spider-man would have done something after he witnessed that criminal commit that crime uncle ben would be here today so i am doing my civic duty as a citizen of america and reporting on a crime uh eyewitness we all witnessed it because it's in the news all right and this story is a prime example of why you shouldn't feel bad snitching because folks is snitching on themselves anyway y'all do realize we're under constant surveillance right big brother big sister big they big them big

pronouns is always watching and this man had already committed a crime the reason we know this is because he was wearing an ankle bracelet we know ankle bracelets are one way authorities keep track of the movements of lawbreakers uh this man was a lawbreaker. Okay, and on this occasion, this man decided to break the law in front of the whole world. His latest crime is caught on surveillance footage in 4K. Clearly, he wants to be in prison, and hopefully we can make that happen for him this morning. Let's go to Fox 8 News for the report, please.

A customer walks into the Ace Hardware store in Ashtabula on Tuesday, and after wandering around the store for a while, he is approached by an employee. He tells her that he is looking for hedge clippers. After getting a pair of clippers, the man walks just out of sight of a surveillance camera. A short time later, he places a small black item on a shelf in aisle one. He then grabs a free bag of popcorn, walks out the front door, and is last seen grabbing a backpack and riding away on a bicycle. 15 minutes later, employees found an ankle monitor stashed on the shelf in aisle one.

And that's when they realized that the man had used the clippers to cut off the GPS monitor. We have hedge clippers. The other stores in the plaza do not have them. And we were the helpful hardware folks with the hedge clippers. Yes, we were. That's when they decided to call the number listed on the ankle bracelet. The number was for the Ohio State Adult Parole Authority. Later, two parole officers came to the store, picked up the GPS monitor, and thanked the employees for doing their civic duty.

Dropping the clues bombs for those helpful hardware snitches. You are doing a public service. This man went into an Ace Hardware, asked an employee for hedge clippers, and after getting the clippers, walked just out of sight of the surveillance camera. And then a few moments later, he placed a small black item on the shelf in aisle one. The black item was the GPS monitor. Grabbed a free bag of popcorn and walked out the door. 15 minutes later, employees found the equal bracelet stashed on the shelf,

and that's when employees realized. Is your country falling apart? Feeling tired, depressed, a little bit revolutionary? Consider this. Start your own country. I planted the flag. I just kind of looked out of, like, this is mine. I own this.

It's surprisingly easy. There are 55 gallons of water for 500 pounds of concrete. Everybody's doing it. I am King Ernest Emmanuel. I am the Queen It's surprisingly easy. There's 55 gallons of water for 500 pounds of concrete. Everybody's doing it. I am King Ernest Emmanuel. I am the Queen of Ladonia. I'm Jackson I, King of Capraburg. I am the Supreme Leader of the Grand Republic of Mentonia. Be part of a great colonial tradition.

The Waikana tried my country. My forefathers did that themselves. What could go wrong? No country willingly gives up their territory. I was making a racket with a black powder, you know, with explosive warhead. Oh my God. What is that? Bullets.

Bullets. We need help! We still have the off-road portion to go. Listen to Escape from Zakistan. And we're losing daylight fast. That's Escape from Z-A-Q-istan on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey guys, I'm Kate Max. You might know me from my popular online series, The Running Interview Show, where I run with celebrities, athletes, entrepreneurs,

and more. After those runs, the conversations keep going. That's what my podcast Post Run High is all about. It's a chance to sit happens. So if you love hearing real, inspiring stories from the people you know, follow, and admire, join me every week for Post Run High. It's where we take the conversation beyond the run and get into the heart of it all. It's lighthearted, pretty crazy, and very fun. Listen to Post Run High on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. So y'all, this is Questlove, and I'm here to tell you about a new podcast I've been working on with the Story Pirates and John Glickman called Historical Records. It's a family-friendly podcast. Yeah, you heard that right. A podcast for all ages. One you can

listen to and enjoy with your kids starting on September 27th. I'm going to toss it over to the host of Historical Records, Nimany, to tell you all about it. Make sure you check it out. Hey, y'all. Nimany here. I'm the host of a brand new history podcast for kids and families called Historical Records. Historical Records brings history to life through hip-hop. Smash, slam, another one gone. Bash, bam, another one gone. The crack of the bat and another one gone. The tip of the cap, there's another one gone.

Each episode is about a different inspiring figure from history, like this one about Claudette Colvin, a 15-year-old girl in Alabama who refused to give up her seat on the city bus nine whole months before Rosa Parks did the same thing. Check it. Get the kids in your life excited about history by tuning in to Historical Records. Because in order to make history, you have to make some noise. Listen to Historical Records on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey there, my little creeps. It's your favorite ghost host, Teresa.

And guess what? Haunting is back, dropping just in time for spooky season. Now, I know you've probably been wandering the mortal plane, wondering when I'd be back to fill your ears with deliciously unsettling stories. Well, wonder no more, because we've got a ghoulishly good lineup ready for you. Let's just say things get a bit extra. We're talking spirits, demons, and the kind of supernatural chaos Good lineup ready for you. Let's just say things get a bit extra. We're talking spirits, demons, and the kind of supernatural chaos that'll make your spooky season complete.

You know how much I love this time of year. It's the one time I'm actually on trend. So grab your pumpkin spice, dust off that Ouija board. Just don't call me unless it's urgent. And tune in for new episodes every week. Remember, the veils are thin, the stories are spooky, and your favorite ghost host is back and badder than ever. Listen to Haunting on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey there, I'm Dr. Maya Shankar, a cognitive scientist who studies human behavior.

On my podcast, A Slight Change of Plans, I marry science and storytelling to better understand how to navigate the big changes in our lives. It was like a slow nightmare, you know, because every day you think, oh, surely tomorrow I'll be better. And I would dream of being better. At night I would dream that my face was quote-unquote normal or back to the way it was. And I'd wake up and there'd be no change. I also speak with scientists about how we can be more resilient in the face of change. You can think of the adolescent brain as like this social R&D engine of our culture. That they're something that looks like risky and idiotic to us.

It's maybe their way of creatively trying to solve the problem of having social success and fewer of the things that bring you social failure. Listen to A Slight Change of Plans on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to podcasts. And had used the Hedge Clippers to cut off the GPS monitor. Y'all thinking exactly what i'm thinking aren't you y'all know what i'm thinking i never know i'm thinking ace hardware would be a great alternative to home depot for tyrese okay i know we thought lowes

but ace hardware is the place with the helpful hardware folks all right tyrese on home depot for 450 million he said he thought if he started shopping at lowes it would look like a stunt well ace hardware it is for you tyreseowe's it would look like a stunt. Well, Ace Hardware it is for you, Tyrese. It wouldn't look like a stunt if you went in there. Now listen, what I don't understand is

why didn't this man buy the clippers, leave the store, and find a discreet place to cut the GPS monitor? Right. You know what I mean? Right.

Not too many places that are discreet nowadays, but I know you don't do it in an Ace Hardware store. No. Look, man, what makes you humans think y'all can beat the law?

The GPS monitor is just a formality. They already know where your dumb ass at. You get rid of one GPS monitor only to walk around making calls and checking social media

on another one. They know you have every move already because of this smartphone. They know where you at right now. They just don't feel like coming to get you at the moment. Can nobody tell me that police don't be sitting around watching some of this like a reality show

because when you have the audacity to do something like this cut your gps monitor off in ace hardware in front of a surveillance camera and walk out like nothing happened if i was a police officer i need to know what's next if i'm law enforcement i'm sitting back and watching this play out for a couple days just to see what episode two looks like so everybody in ashtabula ohio if you have any information on this man please contact your local authorities oh i guess we have to give you a description since we know the man's name okay please not playing a game we'll play a game all right that's the only way to get an accurate description of the suspects okay i guess it's time to play a game of Guess What Race It Is. All right.

What's my clues? Ohio man in Ashtabula went into an Ace Hardware and cut his ankle bracelet off with some Hedge Clippers. DJ Enby. Guess What Race It Is. White. What makes you think that? I think black people go to Home Depot.

I don't know too many black people that go to Ace Hardware. I see the commercials all the time, but I don't think I've ever been to an Ace Hardware store. Ace is the place with the helpful hardware, folks. Ace is the place with the helpful hardware, folks. Jess Hilarious, Ohio man, and Ash Dabula went into an Ace Hardware and cut his ankle bracelet off with some head clippers. Guess what race it is? Black. Ooh.

Down, down, down. What makes you say that, Jess Alaris? Because I would cut my, I would do the same thing. But you wouldn't do it in the store. But I would go to, and maybe that's where he live at. But you got a friend that got the razor that good, or maybe a, or maybe not. I don't know. Yeah.

You had a bracelet before? No. Okay. I didn't get that far. Okay. No. Well, one of y'all is right, one of y'all is wrong.

That's my drum roll. Jess Hilarious, you are absolutely incorrect. DJ Envy, you are the winner! Oh, God. Oh, God. The carcassity, the unmelanated gall, the privilege to go into an Ace hardware store and just cut your GPS monitor off

in front of the cameras and just walk out like it's nothing in Ashtabula, Ohio a place in Ohio I've never heard of I mean it's black people out in everywhere so I didn't know you know what I'm saying but listen to be honest with you now they gonna come at me you think that we would do something like that

yes I still do not at Ace Hardware you ever been to Ace Hardware? nah Sidney you ever been to Ace Hardware? that we would do something like that yes I still do not a soul you have an ace hallway nah no you have an ace away oh yes Nick yeah oh well Nick ain't black I know you're Nick in black all right you're not gonna ask red you just assuming that he'd been the Home Depot is spot because of Harry. You just going to assume it? All right. I'll let y'all guess what the red is. I'm not going to put that out there.

Say peace to BET. Peace, BET. Oh, man. I hate y'all. All right. It's Friday, so you know what that means. It's Freaky, Freaky, Freaky Friday. I'm not playing with y'all.

Now, yesterday, Tyrese was here Okay And DJ Envy said something to Tyrese That has a lot of different people concerned From what I was told Deserve me to box your mouth Say it again Ray Deserve me to box your mouth Box your mouth

Yeah Now Jess you sent me this yesterday Ay yo Oh y'all doing this together Oh y'all doing this together Ay yo You know what's so funny Secret text You know what's so funny No What's so funny Hey, yo. Oh, y'all doing this together? Oh, y'all doing this together? Hey, yo. Oh, y'all doing this together?

Secret text. You know what's so funny? No. What's so funny? We actually sent it to each other at the same time. Yeah, you were sending it to me. And then I was like, but look, yo, I was sending it to him. Oh, now y'all secret texting?

I only sent it to him because I was like, didn't I report on this guy who tweeted this? Yes. And he's in jail. So I was like, how? That's not why you sent me this. And we also talked about this after the show because i said the same thing after i heard mb tell tyrese box your mouth it sounded sexual to me so uh the tweet came from from the jail and it said box your mouth

equals hump your mouth that came from tax stone and then chico bean sent me this should i read this now from chico yes chico Chico. Should I read it now? Chico Bean says, good evening, my brother. I know we have been trying for some time now, but at this point, I feel like pressure must be applied because this has gone entirely too far. As an avid supporter and patron of The Breakfast Club, not only as a show, but as a staple in the culture, it pains me to see multiple clips of my dear brother DJ Envy telling Tyrese, a.k.a. Jody from Baby Boy, a.k.a.

O2 from Ways Deep aka Angel from Four Brothers aka these are the signs of lovemaking are you that zodiac freak I've been looking for that he and I quote wanted to box his mouth now of all the sassy quotes that the bunk bed brothers can be credited with spewing over the years this one has to be the most egregious of all I mean for all intents and purposes how exactly do you box someone's mouth what class of procedure do you have to be certified in to even attempt to accomplish such a feat these are pertinent questions that need answers yet throughout the entirety of your broadcast no one attempted to gather this information therefore I am

again making a formal request to come to NYC for a guest hosting position on the Breakfast Club because after watching DJ Envy make the most gelatinous threat I have ever heard other than my lifetime I'm feeling my duty to be a voice of reason amongst the fray may god bless you my brother chico b i think it's not like you no that is crazy did you write you that was all chico b is box your mouth sexual or not no i mean if you gay it could be if you're gay. You know, I don't know why I'm playing with y'all. But I'm just saying, honestly, it's probably some gays that probably wouldn't be like, no, no.

Box your mouth sounds like you want a FedEx to fellatio. Let's open up the phone lines. I'm not playing with y'all this morning. 1-800-585-1051. Do you think box your mouth was sexual or not? Let's discuss. You want me to be gay so bad No I don't

I think box in your mouth If he would've said Yo Box in your mouth Alright cool He didn't say that though He didn't That's why I said

If he I wanna box your mouth No like Yeah I wanna box your mouth Yeah Like box Box No

No It's like Box your mouth See I'm about to I can't even believe you Box your mouth Yeah box your mouth. No, it's like, box your mouth. See, it's about boxing your mouth. I don't even believe you. Box your mouth.

Box your mouth. Yeah, box your mouth. No, vote it around your lips. Box your mouth. Let's play this game with them. 800-585-1051. Can y'all call up here and say it's not sexual? Shout out to all my Caribbean people.

Do you want to say that? My guy needs to make it. My Haitians, stop passing. My boulet. My boulet. Who said my boulet? You know what? It's the breakfast. I ain't messing with y'all. My boulet. I didn't say my boulet. You know what? It's the breakfast club.

I ain't messing with y'all. My boulet. I like boulet. The Breakfast Club. Big ol' priest. Look at top of my face. Javon. Javon.

Baby. It's Freaky Friday. God damn. Hey, look. Where are my priests at? Call in now. 800-585-1051. We want to hear from you on The Breakfast Club. Hey, look, where are my freaks at? Call in now. 800-585-1051. We want to hear from you on The Breakfast Club.

Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy, Charlamagne Tha Guy. We are The Breakfast Club. Jess Hilarious is here. And it's Friday, so you know what that means. It's Freaky, Freaky, Freaky Friday. And the Freaky, Freaky, Freaky Friday question comes from the kinkiest guy in the room. Nope.

Leonard McKelvey, Charlamagne Tha Guy. This comes from DJ Envy because yesterday DJ Envy confused the streets when he had Tyrese up here. And he told Tyrese, I should box your mouth. People just want to know what that means. You know, Tax Stone tweeted from jail. Tax Stone is in jail right now. Literally in jail. Exactly.

That would mean something different in jail. That's my point. He changed the lingo in the jail. Yeah, but Envy is home. He's not in jail. I'm not in jail exactly that would mean something different in jail that's my point he changed the lingo in the jail envy is home he's not in jail change the lingo in the jail because tax don't put box your mouth equals hump your mouth then they should thank him for changing the lingo and chico sent me a very very very uh long message yesterday and he basically asked the same question he wanted to know what does box your mouth mean he said this is the most sassy quote that the bunk bread brothers have ever spewed and he would like to know how exactly do you box someone's mouth what class of procedure do you have to be certified in to even attempt to accomplish such a feat charlamagne went to go

right there in the bathroom i'm sure he tried that's not even how Chico talk, yo. This is all Chico. Well, as a member of the Bunk Bed Brothers and the other member of the Gusbins, that is not... You're not helping your case. Nothing you said just now. No, for real. When I said he boxed, it meant punch.

Like, punch. Box. Like, boxing? That's not what you said. You a boxing fan? That's not what you said. Box your mouth. That's not what you said.

Yeah. And be the type to be like, I'll fish you in the mouth. I'll fish you. That's what you... You always go mouth That's not what you said Yeah Envy the type to be like I'll fist you in the mouth I'll fist you That's what you You always go too far You always go too far Not I'll fist you Yeah

Nobody said that Please no Hello Yeah what up though What up though Detroit What up Tell him what you calling from Cause Envy loves

What you calling from He calling from the D The dirty D I wear Indian athlete Okay alright Yeah so I don't think it was gay He called it from the D. The dirty D. Yeah, this is like the story road, but by way of Indianapolis. Okay. Okay, all right. Oh. Yeah, so I don't think it was gay, but depending on how you use it, you know what I mean?

Right. I think he was using it in a gay fashion right then. Right. What's up, Jax? I'm sorry. What's up, baby? No, you good. What's up?

Good. But I don't think he was using it in a gay manner this time, so I think... This time. ...some name of reaching. You know what I mean? But check it out. Evie, I got a question, though, man. Yes.

You ain't never answered the question that Charlamagne had gave you a few weeks ago, man. It's like, do you pack the deuce-deuce in your boot? Do I pack the deuce-deuce in my boot? Don't act stupid now. You acting clueless. You acting very clueless this morning. What's the deuce-deuce in the boot?

What's that? Was I on psych medicine when I did it? I mean, if he doesn't have it, he's trying to make it. No, I don't carry the deuce-deuce in my boot no more. Goodbye, man. What's the deuce-deuce? So, back in the day when I used to run around Manhattan.

Oh, he telling a lie. Oh, my God. With the Manolo Blahniks on. He used to wear Manolo Blahniks around Manhattan. So, to get in the club, I would carry the little deuce-deuce in my shoe to get in the club. It was a deuce-deuce in my boot. That's what I said.

That's all. What's a deuce-deuce? A gun. A little gun. Oh, you're a little too-too. A little too-too. Not YI Auto. YI Auto.

I'm an Alma Fudd gun. Hello. Hello. Hey, John, what's up? What's going on, man? Hey, talk to us, man. You know, they're making fun of me saying box you in the mouth. You didn't say that.

You said I want to box your mouth. You didn't. There was no N in it. You know what I meant. No, I should have boxed your mouth. Was it sexual? Nah, John. But this is the crazy part, man.

Because, like, down here in Charleston, South Carolina, like, that's how they be talking. Don't do us like that. That ain't true. It's from your phone. It's from your phone. No. Leonard. Leonard. You should know this leonard no we say box him we say box him in him out box him in him out right

but you know what i'm saying that don't mean it's not essential i mean they gonna hot down pop him no but listen what we saying thank you box him in he mouth not box him out box him in he mouth i don't want to box him in he mouth i want to box him mouth. I don't want to box him in he mouth. I want to box him out. He's confusing me right now. Hello, who's this? What's up? This is Josh.

What's good with y'all? Josh, what up? Box your mouth. Let's talk about it. Sexual or nah? 1,000% sexual, man. Listen, that was the most light-skinned threat I've ever heard in my life. But is it sexual or is it light-skinned? Good question.

It's very sexual because I'm a boxer, all right? There's so many different avenues you can box. You can go to the body. You can go to the temple. You can go to the nose.

The specific thing of the mouth to me said, he got a pretty mouth. I want to touch it. No, no, no. You got to be going too far. You got to be going too far. Let me say this. No, that said, he didn't like what he said going too far. No, no, no. Y'all be going too far. Let me say this.

No, that said, he didn't like what he said out of his mouth. So that's why I'm going to box your mouth. You talking about you can go for the body. If this man would have said,

I'm going to box your body, it would have been even worse. It would have been worse. What are we talking about? If I box your ass. I think all that's, all that's, all that's egregious.

You could just say, I want to box. That's it. I want, I just box you up. That's right. You know what I just realized too? What?

There are light-skinned sexuals out here. You can be a light skin shut up man olivia you can be a light skinned good morning olivia where you calling from um michigan olivia sexual or not box box your mouth so it's my first time hearing it in that way i wanted to say that it wasn't meant like that. But I'm starting to wonder though. I'm not sure. I'm not sure because they did make up. So maybe it was just like a...

They made up. They made up because they were arguing. They were trying... Yo, they were supposed to make up. 800-585... Why you hang up on that woman, man? 800-585... Where's all my Caribbean that woman, man? 800-585-

Where's all my Caribbean people in? Where y'all at? They not riding with you on this. My Chittadine, my Guyanese, Jamaican, my Haitians. They don't say that. Anybody from Dominica. Where y'all at? They don't say that.

Dominica. 800-585-1051. I said, box his mouth yesterday. That's not what you said. What did I say? You said, box your mouth. Why do you have to do a box? I did not say that.

No, you didn't. I wasn't voguing. I should have boxed your mouth. Charlamagne thinks he's sexual. And I'm kind of feeling like Charlamagne's kind of jealous. There was another dog skin, bald brother in here. You got it tight. Way taller than Charlamagne.

You got it tight. And now Charlamagne feels the way. You got it tight. Way taller. Way taller. Yo, way taller. Way taller. 800-585-1051 let's discuss it's the breakfast

club good morning it's freaky friday it's freaky call in now 800-585-1051 we want to hear from you on the breakfast club morning everybody it's dj nv charlamagne the god just hilarious we are the breakfast club now if you're just joining us it's friday so you know what that means Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy, Charlamagne Tha God, Jess Hilarious. We are The Breakfast Club. Now, if you're just joining us, it's Friday, so you know what that means. It's Freaky, Freaky, Freaky Friday. And the Freaky, Freaky, Freaky Friday question comes from Charlamagne's kinky ass. No, it comes from DJ Envy telling Tyrese he want to box your mouth. And everybody trying to figure out what that means.

Either way you try to say box your mouth is sexual. Why? If you're a woman, you can say, I'm going to put my box in your mouth this weekend. You know what I'm saying? If you're a man, you say, I want to box your mouth. And you want to package the fellatio. No, not a sign. No, not you want to package it.

No. Ship it where? Yo, shut up, y'all. You're so stupid. Cassidy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm here. Cassidy, come on.

You Jamaican? I am very much so Jamaican. Don't know. Tell them. Cassidy, come on. You Jamaican? I am very much so Jamaican. Don't know. Tell them. Cassidy, that's mercy. Y'all don't say box your mouth. You got to break down the situation. You got to break down the situation.

Because, one, Envy is a Virgo. They don't play about their people. That's the first thing. A lot of mercy. Secondly, Envy not Jamaican, but Gia is. Boom! So that means he's adopted Jamaican. If he say he gonna box

Gia in that M.O., that means he gonna slap this s***. That's not what he said. That is what he said. I listen to y'all every day. Words matter. You said boxer in your mouth. You put the in you in there. But the thing is, you gotta break it down. He is

not Jamaican. He's adopted. So that means he don't got all the words right. That's right. Right. That's right. So, so, am I going to box you in your mouth? Yeah, box you in your mouth. You forgot the inya.

I forgot the inya. I'm going to box you in your mouth. Yes. Box you in your mouth. Thank you, Cassidy. Oh, now that Jamaican said the same thing earlier when he was getting off, they said, he said, no, I mean, box your face. But it's the in-ya.

Thank you. You gotta add the in-ya. Words matter. You leave out the in-ya, it's sexual. Why didn't we ask Tyrese, did he think it was gay? Tyrese was humming Sweet Lady in his head. As soon as Envy said it, Tyrese got in the mood. Oh, my God.

Yo. And then he was like, can you laugh about this now? He was like, no, because DJ Envy is still safe. And y'all said, oh. I hate y'all, man. The signs of lovemaking started playing in Tyrese's head as soon as you said that. It was actually stay.

But hello, who's this? Is your country falling apart? Feeling tired, depressed, a little bit revolutionary? Consider this. Start your own country. I planted the flag. I just kind of looked out of like, this is mine. I own this. Start your own country. I planted the flag. I just kind of looked out of like, this is mine. I own this.

It's surprisingly easy. There are 55 gallons of water for 500 pounds of concrete. Everybody's doing it. I am King Ernest Emmanuel. I am the Queen of Laudonia. I'm Jackson I, King of Capraburg. I am the Supreme Leader of the Grand Republic of Mentonia. Be part of a great colonial tradition.

Why can't Iana tribe own country. My forefathers did that themselves. What could go wrong? No country willingly gives up their territory. I was making a rocket with a black powder, you know, with explosive warhead. Oh my God. What is that? Bullets.

Bullets. We need help! We still have the off-road portion to go. Listen to Escape from Zakistan. And we're losing daylight fast. That's Escape from Z-A-Q-istan on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey guys, I'm Kate Max. You might know me from my popular online series, The Running Interview Show,

where I run with celebrities, athletes, entrepreneurs, and more. After those runs, the conversations keep going. That's what my podcast, Post Run High, is all about. It's a chance to sit down with my guests and dive even deeper into their stories, their journeys, and the thoughts that arise once we've hit the pavement together. You know that rush of endorphins you feel after a great workout? Well, that's when the real magic happens. So if you love hearing real, inspiring stories from the people you know, follow, and admire, join me every week for Post Run High.

It's where we take the conversation beyond the run and get into the heart of it all. It's lighthearted, pretty crazy, and very fun. Listen to Post Run High on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. So y'all, this is Questlove, and I'm here to tell you about a new podcast I've been working on with the Story Pirates and John Glickman called Historical Records. It's a family-friendly podcast. Yeah, you heard that right. A podcast for all ages. One you can listen to and enjoy with your kids starting on September 27th. I'm going to toss it over to the host of Historical Records, Nimany, to tell you all about it. Make sure you check it out. Hey y'all. Niminy here.

I'm the host of a brand new history podcast for kids and families called Historical Records. Historical Records brings history to life through hip hop. Flash, slam, another one gone. Bash, bam, another one gone. The crack of the bat and another one gone. The tip of the cap is another one gone. Each episode is about a different inspiring figure from history. Like this one about Claudette Colvin, a 15-year-old girl in Alabama who refused to give up her seat on the city bus

nine whole months before Rosa Parks did the same thing. Check it. And it began with me. Did you know, did you know? I wouldn't give up my seat. Nine months before Rosa, it was called a woman. Get the kids in your life excited about history by tuning in to Historical Records. Because in order to make history, you have to make some noise. Listen to Historical Records on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey there, my little creeps. It's your favorite ghost host, Teresa.

And guess what? Haunting is back, dropping just in time for spooky season. Now I know you've probably been wandering the mortal plane, wondering when I'd be back to fill your ears with deliciously unsettling stories. Well, wonder no more, because we've got a ghoulishly good lineup ready for you. Let's just say things get a bit extra. We're talking spirits, demons,

and the kind of supernatural chaos that'll make your spooky season complete. You know how much I love this time of year. It's the one time I'm actually on trend. So grab your pumpkin spice, dust off that Ouija board. Just don't call me unless it's urgent. And tune in for new episodes every week. Remember, the veils are thin, the stories are spooky, and your favorite ghost host is back and badder than ever.

Listen to Haunting on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey there, I'm Dr. Maya Shunker, a cognitive scientist who studies human behavior. On my podcast, A Slight Change of Plans, I marry science and storytelling to better understand how to navigate the big changes in our lives. It was like a slow nightmare, you know, because every day you think, oh, surely tomorrow I'll be better. And I would dream of being better. At night, I would dream that my face was quote unquote normal or back to the way it was. And I'd wake up and there'd be no change. I also speak with scientists about how we can be more resilient in the face of change. You can think of the adolescent brain as like the social R&D engine of our culture, that they're something that looks like risky and idiotic to us.

It's maybe their way of creatively trying to solve the problem of having social success and fewer of the things that bring you social failure. Listen to A Slight Change of Plans on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to podcasts. This is Africa. Hey, Africa. Good morning. Good morning. How y'all doing? You got pressure?

You got whole Africa? That's a lot of pressure. Like the country in Africa, yes. Okay. All right. I was going to say, where you from? I love that. Yeah, I'm from Detroit. Okay.

Yo, y'all funny. That's why you got to build a wall around black that. I'm from Detroit. Okay. Yo, y'all fucking hate y'all. This is why you gotta build a wall around black people. Yo, I know. That's a lot of pressure

for her name to be Africa because she's from the south side of Detroit. I'm not even, if y'all would know what my last name was where the pressure come in at

from the time growing up to the dark. We boys be like Africa. What, Kente? My last name. Kente. Y'all can block it out. Well see y'all my last name My dad named me and my sister name is Ebony and he told me her name more black than mine Now, yep, you blacker. Oh, in a porn way, yeah. In a porn way.

Dang. All right, Africa. Box your mouth. Is it sexual or not? Box your mouth. Box your mouth and sound like you're telling somebody to shut up and go sit down somewhere. Thank you, Africa. It don't sound sexual at all. Like, silence it.

Box your mouth. Box it up. Go take it away. You're going to listen to a girl named Africa. Oh, really? Wow, Africa. I'm just telling you, Africa. Who is that, Charlamagne or is that DJ?

Is he? Charlamagne, of course. That's Charlamagne. I'm on your side. Oh. Yeah, Charlamagne. I don't got nothing to say, Africa. Thank you, Africa. Who is that, Charlamagne or is that DJ? Charlamagne, of course. I'm on your side. Oh. Yeah, Charlamagne. I don't have nothing to say, man. Yeah. Exactly. Thank you, Africa.

Have a good weekend. See, you ain't even worth no response, basically. Hello? Hey, what's your name, brother? What's up? My name is Danny. Hey, Danny. What's up?

Danny, box your mouth. Is it sexual or not? Man, when I called and the dude told me that and asked me that question, I had to, like, stop and think. I think it's very sexual. It is. Really? You tell yourself, if you look in the mirror and say, hey,

I want to box your mouth. Why are you in the mirror saying that? Why are you in the mirror talking to yourself? Rehearsing. Why are you rehearsing it in the mirror in the bathroom? Damn. No, you're not rehearsing it, but you know, you're asking, like, if you want to prepare to ask somebody else, like, how are you going to react?

Exactly. You're in the mirror trying to gas yourself. When I see him, I'm going to say, box your mouth. I'm going to tell him I'm going to box your mouth. You have a good one, sir. He didn't. One more line. Hello, who's this?

Hi, it's Tia. Hey, Tia. Good morning. Box your mouth. Sexual or not, Tia? Definitely not sexual. I'm dying. If you give somebody a box, you're hitting them.

That's the thing. I don't know if y'all came up with the box your mouth. It actually doesn't even go together. Because Andy is making up his own sexual in the window. No. In the window. All my Caribbean people understand. No, they don't. Yes, they do. She's from Guyana. She don't know so. Because Andy is making up his own sexual in the window. No. In the window. All my Caribbean people understand. No, they don't.

Yes, they do. She's from Guyana. She told you she don't know where you got that from. Well, she understood. No. Nope. And he is not making up his own sexual in the window. It's in you window.

In the window. Well, thank you, Tia. What's the moral of the story, guys? Thank you. Love you guys. Have a great day. Do you know what the moral of the story is, Ray? Hit my favorite drop.

Oh, God. Hit Riley from the Bulldogs. Ain't nothing wrong with being a great day. Do you know what the moral of the story is, Red? Hit my favorite drop. Oh, God. Hit Raleigh from the Bulldogs. Ain't nothing wrong with being a little gay. Everybody's a little gay. Okay. Okay. All right. Of course, Nyla will be joining us.

She has a segment called Pass the Aux. That's where she puts us on to the newest music that's coming out. And now it's time for Pass the Aux. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Coming out and now it's time for Pass the Aux. What's up, Nyla? What's going on, Greg? NY LA.

How are you? How are you? How are you? I'm all right. So the first record that I'm going to do today is this record called Vango by Lil Yachty and J.I.D. It had leaked a while back, but they never put the song out, and now the song is finally on DSP. I like Yachty. It is so interesting. I really like Yachty.

Years ago, everybody thought Lil Yachty was so whack, and now... He raps a lot different. He raps a lot different. He raps a lot different. He's evolved a lot. Yeah, they was trying to make him seem... They was trying to make him seem like he was... Like a kiddie rapper type of thing. They would try to reference whack rappers, mumble rappers.

They would always bring up Yachty. Now he like the go-to. Now people love Yachty. To be fair, this is J.I.D.'s record. And secondly, he did make nursery rhyme raps at first. But I'd say that he was bad at penmanship but they weren't fine but people love those records like the cold in Minnesota and all of that I mean yeah I think it's a time and place for everything but when you're on a record with

J.I.D. you gotta deliver I think he did he did shot the jet and uh got it okay the next record is from Max O'Kreem called Bone Crusher featuring Key Glock. Okay, Max O'Kreem. I love it. Sleep to Max O'Kreem. Always. Always. I like that.

But what you say about Key Glock? He's on it. Yeah. I'm a big fan of Key Glock. That's Key Glock. That's exactly what it sounds like. Shout out to Key Glock too. Even a guy who's song it is sounds like Key Glock to me.

Max O'Kreem. Yeah. I didn't even know that. I thought it was all Key Glock. I like that. And I love you paying homage to Bone Crusher. Drop on the clues bombs

for Bone Crusher. Yeah. In the beginning of the record they like sample Bone Crusher and it sounds fire. What did they sample? Attention? Never Scared.

Never Scared. Okay. And then the last one is an R&B record so I saved it for the end but it's this artist named Leah and their song is called Left Right Go off her new project Bet That. It's kind of like R&B record, so I saved it for the end, but it's this artist named Leia. And their song is called Left Right Go off her new project

Bet That. It's kind of like a pick-me-up record for women. So, I don't know if it's like radio, good for radio, but it should be on your playlist. You know radio don't like to play records that uplift women. Shut up, man. Let's listen. You sound like you're giving out old school Nintendo codes.

Left, right, left. What you talking about? Shut up. It's like marching, like get up and go. Yeah, laugh. You can do what you want. Telling them where the direction's at. Oh my goodness.

All right. That's smart though because Beyonce didn't really give you all the directions. Beyonce just said go to the left, to the left. Yeah, like bye. What else is there?

What if there's more to it? Oh my goodness. No, she was talking to a guy. This girl was talking about something different like Beyonce was telling the guy go bye You know lock it I said explain to me ladies and you couldn't wait to say something We got two black women right here I said explain to me, lady. You don't know what I identify as. This queen from Queens. How do you know what I identify as? This queen from Queens came to wait to say something.

This queen from Queens is crazy. Could you explain? What did she mean? Left, right, what is she talking about? Are you talking about Beyonce or Leia? Her or Leia. Right. She's saying, like, march, get up and go.

That's what I said. Yeah. And you was asking what Beyonce meant, and I was saying that was different. She was putting the nigga out, like, to the left, to the left. Everything you own in a box to the left, like, bye. But Leia ain't putting the man up. No That's that's more last hat he can't I want the record to show this is a large hat

My other hat was a small and just was teasing me so bad about the other hat. I wouldn't bought a large I just want to give a shout out to Pass the Ox. This is happening next Friday at KB Izulu in Brooklyn. Friday is going to be in the building performing his new album, Friday. Love Friday. Yeah, he's so good. Love Friday. And he's doing a good job.

He's been maintaining his spot on the R&B charts on iTunes. So shout out to Friday. Also, we're going to have Childish Major there. But we also picked our open mic act. So just shout out to Mike Classic, Quokka Carl, Juhova, Lambo, Anlo, and Nate Taylor who are going to be hitting the stage. Oh, Juhova going to be there? South Carolina all day?

You gave the location? Cafe Rizzulu. He don't listen. It's that hat. No, I stepped on it. It's that hat. No, I stepped on it because I yelled A's. You need to step on the hat.

All right. Well, thank you, Nala, so much. You had to step on the hat. All right. Well, thank you, Nala, so much. And we'll see you next week. Yes. Everybody else, the People's Choice Mix is up next. Get your request in. It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning.

The Breakfast Club. Your mornings will never be the same. Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy, Charlamagne Tha God. We are the Breakfast Club. Shout out to everybody in Atlanta. I'm on my way to Atlanta. I'm going to be hanging out with the students at Georgia Tech tomorrow.

Ooh, you're going to the right place after the week you had. What? You told that man, box your mouth, and now you headed to Atlanta. Boy, you in something special, ain't you? Oh, my God. Boy, you something special. Oh, my God. You boy here.

I'm going to be in Atlanta celebrating my birthday. Shout out to... Oh, you're going to Atlanta to celebrate your birthday. Okay. All the Virgos Decided to love Macon You hear me Friday I'm at

Sweet Lounge What How is everything Gay yo Oh my god Oh my gosh Not the Sweet Lounge Not with the

Box your mouth T-shirt on Then where you going Yo Then apartment 4B Okay Okay Where is that Who apartment that is That's Louis V's apartment Oh the DJ The apartment T-shirt on. Then where you going, y'all? Then apartment 4B. Okay. Okay.

Where is that? What apartment that is? That's Louis V's apartment. Oh, the DJ. Yo, that's my own boy. No, we don't swing like that. Y'all stop it, man. I was going to say.

I'll be in Atlanta, man. Shout out to everybody in there. Okay, okay. I hate y'all, man. Happy birthday, DJ. When we come back, we have the party. It ain't even that big a birthday no more, Jeff. Yeah, he's just eating all month with it Exactly

Finale is in Atlanta Oh my gosh Now all of a sudden you want it to be his birthday again Okay Oh my goodness Okay DJ Envy It's the Breakfast Club Positive note next

Morning everybody It's DJ Envy Charlamagne The guy we are The Breakfast Club Jess Hilarious Jess what you doing this weekend? Oh so look I'm off this weekend so I'm chilling with the fam. But next weekend, I'm in Jacksonville, Florida.

Dude! Yes, very much. What you doing? I'm doing comedy. I always do comedy. What club? All right, hold up. Because I ain't pull it up yet.

Hold up, yo. Okay, Tyrese, can't find it in your phone. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Don't play with me. Jacksonville, Florida, The Comedy Zone. Thursday, September 14th. Friday, September 15th. And it's time. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Don't play with me. Jacksonville, Florida, The Comedy Zone. Thursday, September 14th. Friday, September 15th. And it's time.

Oh, no, listen. I'm doing Thursday through Saturday. I be so busy. I be all over the place. Thursday, Friday, and Saturday. So I'm not doing Sunday. I'm doing Thursday, Friday, and Saturday. Jacksonville, Florida, The Comedy Zone.

We got five shows. Jesus Christ. I ain't doing Thursday in a minute. How you doing? Five shows. What is it? Three on? She just said Thursday, Friday, and Saturday. Thursday, Friday, and Saturday. So, yep. I do't doing Thursday In a minute How you okay? I'm on five shows What is it? Three on She just said

Thursday, Friday, Saturday Thursday, Friday, Saturday So yep I do one on Thursday evening Friday we got two Saturday we got two Get the tickets from www.comediezone.com

Or jessalursofficial.com Shout to Duval Jacksonville They love you down there Every time I come down there They're like We trying to get Jess We trying to get Jess I'm sure

If y'all If y'all If y'all want to go to A dope Caribbean spot Yeah I'll set y'all up And I'll take care of everything All the food and everything They got oxtail

They got jerk chicken They got everything Okay I'll set it up for y'all It'll be on me Thank you Love that spot Love that

Charlamagne You got a positive note Little hat I do man This is my big hat By the way Okay I told y'all what happened

I got the large Because Jess was teasing me About my other hat, by the way. Okay? I told y'all what happened. I got the large because Jess was teasing me about my other hat. The other hat wasn't small. But you got a European large. That's not for us. I did. I got this in France.

I got this in Canada. Exactly. From a stand right outside the airport. That's not even real. I'm going to get it from the African bootleggers next time.

They got the right size. Okay? The positive note is this. God will meet you where you are in order to take you where God wants you to go. Breakfast club, bitches!

Y'all finished or y'all done? Had enough of this country? Ever dreamt about starting your own? I planted the flag. This is mine. I own this.

It's surprisingly easy. 55 gallons of water, 500 pounds of concrete. Or maybe not. No country willingly gives up their territory. Oh my God. What is that? Bullets. Listen to Escape from Zakistan. That's Escape from Z-A-Q-istan on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey guys, I'm Kate Max. You might know me from my popular online series,

The Running Interview Show, where I run with celebrities, athletes, entrepreneurs, and more. After those runs, the conversations keep going. That's what my podcast, Post Run High, is all about. It's a chance to sit down with my guests and dive even deeper into their stories, their journeys, and the thoughts that arise once we've hit the pavement together. Listen to Post Run High on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hello, my undeadly darlings. It's Teresa, your resident ghost host. And do I have a treat for you. Haunting is crawling out from the shadows

and it's going to be devilishly good. We've got chills, thrills, and stories that'll make you wish the lights stayed on. So join me, won't you? Let's dive into the eerie unknown together. Sleep tight, if you can. Listen to Haunting on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

Daphne Caruana Galizia was a Maltese investigative journalist who, on October 16, 2017, was assassinated. Crooks everywhere unearthed the plot to murder a one-woman WikiLeaks. She exposed the culture of crime and corruption that were turning her beloved country into a mafia state. Listen to Crooks Everywhere on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. On Thanksgiving Day, 1999, five-year-old Cuban boy Elian Gonzalez was found off the coast of Florida. And the question was, should the boy go back to his father in Cuba? Mr. Gonzalez wanted to go home and he wanted to take his son with him.

Or stay with his relatives in Miami. Imagine that your mother died trying to get you to freedom. Listen to Chess Peace, the Elian Gonzalez story, on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.