The Breakfast Club - FULL SHOW: Cedric the Entertainer Interview, Tiffany Haddish Interview, Jess Hilarious Cohosts and More!

Episode Date: September 14, 2023

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Good morning, USA! Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo! Charlemagne the God! Peace to the planet. It's Thursday. Yes, it's Thursday. We got our special guest host, Jess Hilarious, with us this morning. Hello.

Hi, guys. Jess Hilarious. And this is the 100th episode of our show on BET. Yes. Let's see if I know how to do this, Papa. Oh, my God. What is that? Hey.

Hey. Okay. I didn't know that does it like that. You got five kids. You ain't never known that. No. Wow. I've never done that before.

You look old poppin' it. You didn't even know what was happening. Congratulations. Yeah. Breakfast Club. I don't know what that means. 100th episode. What do you get for 100 episodes?

Bet 100. Why'd I say Bitcoin? I was going to say BET100. BET100. Yeah, BET100. Guys, so what are they going to do for y'all? Are they going to sell you $100? I have no idea.

Nothing. You might be right. That was not about right. $100. $100 a piece sound about right. That sounds about right. Is that a bonus? Is that a bonus for 100 episodes?

No. You look nice, Envy. Thank you. Yeah. I just came from thevy. Thank you. Yeah. I just came from the club. All right. And then go invite me when it's over. He's like, yo, just to let you know, yo, we hit.

Yo. I invited you at like, because usually you up late. So I've been like, you know what? It was like 1.30. I said, you know what? I'm going out. I'm like, if Jess is in town, let me tell Jess. Yo, Jess, if you up, swing by.

You went out at 1.30? Right. I go out with Jocelyn one time, and he think I just be out here in the streets. How you leaving the house at 1.30 and you 77 years old? I'm not 77. I feel 78. It was a Jamaican boshment. Oh, my God.

I would have loved that. So it was a friend, my wife's friend's birthday. Shout to Toya T. Styles. Happy birthday. So she did like a little boshment Out here in the city It was nice So you got there Doing like Jamaican chants

Like Ponder River Ponder River Box your mouth Box your mouth Box your mouth Yeah Kinda sorta But it was dope

It was nice It was at a club Called Musica Which is a couple blocks down Yeah Shout to Cardi B I seen Cardi B Cardi B was there

French Montana I seen Rich the Kid Who else did I see yeah uh kodak black was there oh my god it was a it was a nice little vibe but it was private but it was a vibe it was really really really really good so after the party i had to drive the wife back home yeah and then i just turned right back around and came straight back in couldn't even lay down couldn't even lay down for a second but it was great great vibes it was it was a nice party. Good celebration. Oh yeah, like you was there. I would have loved it.

I know Jess would have loved it. Let me hit Jess. Jess hit me at about 545. Like, great, now? Crazy. That was my night. And I'm tired. I ain't even gonna lie. Amazing. I don't go out on school nights.

130 sound crazy. Yeah, it was a little crazy. But today on the show, Cedric the Entertainer will be joining us. He'll be stopping by. He has a new book called Flippin' Boxcars.

We'll talk to him and Tiffany Haddish will be stopping through as well. Tiff got a new record. Tiff got a record with Little John and Fivio Foran. Favio Foran.

Fivio Foran. Fivio Foran. Fivio Foran. This guy. You enjoying yourself over there? I do. A clown. Fabio Forn. Vivio Forn. Vivio Forn. Fabio Forn. This guy. You enjoying yourself over there? I do. A clown. Do what you mean.

He's a dope. It's not even hype in here. Y'all just being clowns. It's not. It's not. Give me some more, Tim. It's not. Ain't no more?

No, it's not more. Damn. Here you go. Here's one more. Here you go. Oh, look. So I don't got a show in Jacksonville, Florida today.

Y'all just want to let y'all know I moved the Thursday show to Friday and Saturday. Yeah. Just because I know it's Friday. I mean, it's Thursday

and people still got work Friday. People got to take their kids to school on Friday. So it's just like in the nose tickets were moving a little slower

because it's Thursday. So I'm like, y'all can just come Friday and Saturday. What's the club? Jacksonville, the Comedy Zone in Jacksonville, Florida. Duval. I I'll be there I'll be there tomorrow and Saturday all right well let's get the show cracking Teslin Figurals up next of course you got your front

page news and don't go anywhere it's our 100th episode on BET it's the breakfast poke morning morning everybody it's DJ Envy Charlamagne Tha God, Jess Hilarious. We are The Breakfast Club. And let's get in some front page news. What up, Tiz? What's going on, DJ Envy, Jess Hilarious, Charlamagne Tha God, The Breakfast Club. Hey, guys. Let's jump right into it. They caught him, huh? They finally caught him.

After nearly two weeks on the run, the escape murderer that we watched crab walk up the wall to escape is finally caught. Let's take a listen breaking news danilo cavalcante is finally captured the 14-day manhunt is over his heat signature was detected by aircraft in a wooded area in south coventry township he was taken into custody with the help of a police dog at around eight o'clock this morning state police were assisted by border patrol u.s marshF, and Customs in that search. He will now head to SCI Phoenix Prison in Montgomery County. I wonder if he exhausted all his energy trying to figure out how to escape,

but didn't have no plan after the escape. He definitely didn't have a plan. Clearly he had zero plans. He got out, which was amazing. Yeah, what if he didn't know that he could really do that? Word. Like... Well, you know what they said?

They said an inmate escaped, I guess you said a couple of weeks before that or a couple of months before that. So he knew the route. He knew how to get out. But once he got out, he didn't figure out what he was going to do after that. Right. He had no plan. Like Jeff said, though, he probably didn't know that he really was going to get out for

real. Yeah. Man. So once you out, you're like, that's like, man. He did stay out two weeks, though. That's a long, you know, he stayed out two weeks. He escaped a gunfire. Wow. That's not good for law enforcement.

The fact that he got out, he had no real plan. He looked beat up and battered. He looked tight. He looked like he wanted to go back. Like, please come get me. Please come get me. So it looked like they should have caught him two weeks ago. Yeah.

Honestly. Especially since there was over 500 agents that was looking for him they made sure to point out he had a philadelphia eagles uh shirt on uh when he was called but yeah he looked he looked worn out probably relieved like you know it's finally over i would assume and they posed for a picture with him like he wasn't out nine days you know you didn't see the picture no i didn't all the police officers told him it took y'all nine days to catch that man. There ain't nothing to be taking pictures about. The dog bit him

on the top of his head. That's why he bleed? That's why he bleed. Oh, okay. And I mean, just to point out again, this just shows that it is possible

to apprehend somebody without shooting them in the back. Just thought I'd put that on out there. Now let's talk about this Georgia gas tax. Yeah, Governor Kemp,

Governor Brian Kemp has declared a state of emergency and temporarily suspended the state's tax on gasoline in an effort to reduce the impact of inflation. Because, by the way, inflation is still happening. He claimed that the actions were in response to policies coming at the federal level. He said that President Joe Biden has caused Georgians to feel the brunt of negative economic conditions. Now, the executive order went into effect on yesterday it goes through october 12th and they said it's going to save georgians around 31 cents per gallon uh and 35 cents on diesel fuel so this is really important guys uh the consumer was just released that the Consumer Price Index rose 3.7 percent and that the gasoline prices have jumped 10 percent in August following a 2 percent increase in July. So this is a very real thing. And Governor Kemp, a shout out to him for taking action on it.

Yeah, it's very nasty out there as far as inflation, as far as the prices that keep increasing on everything, not just gas on food, on everything. So I think they should suspend this all over the place and let people try to get their selves back together first because it's very expensive for a lot of people out there well that's a great point that you mentioned uh in 2022 president biden did call on congress this is why i'm always pushing about state and local government because the governor can go inside an executive order like he did here also uh ron de santis you know as much as folks don't like him and have a lot of reasons to not like him he did the same thing you know people were struggling with gas went in made an executive order say you know biden's not doing anything let's reduce the the gas when joe biden asked to do this in 2022

uh congress couldn't make it happen and a lot of folks, including Nancy Pelosi, was like, well, you know, we don't know if this is really going to help or not. So again, Democrats, this is why a lot of folks didn't like it when Governor Kemp won, when he beat Stacey Abrams. Well, he passed out Kemp cards during COVID. He gave folks money, put money in their pockets. So just remember

this when Kemp runs for president, probably in 2028. These are the type of things that people actually remember that make a difference. Money in their pockets. And Democrats are sitting around trying to figure it out. And meanwhile, they're signing executive orders on the state level. And that's crazy because you just said that the

inflation went up 3.7% and the medium household income has fell to 74,000, which is 4,000 less than 2019. But yet the Biden administration is bragging about the economy. You know what I mean? If people don't feel it directly impact their pockets positively or negatively, they don't want to hear nothing about their economy. Yeah, because it feels like crime is up.

And I know people say, well, crime is down and they play with the numbers. Well, murder is down, but robbery is up. So, yeah, but it feels like crime is up. It feels like all the prices for everything is rising like crazy. It's not a feel. It is. Yeah. And that's what I was even saying that about even with what I do,

me being a stand-up comedian on tour. I remember when, like, people was like, oh, no, it ain't going to affect the rich people or the people that make a lot of money. It does because we need the people who have nine-to-fives and the people that the gas going up, everything up you're not going to money to go to no shows right so they don't have no extra change everybody yeah it does oh you know you got to pick and choose if i'm gonna go see jess or i'm gonna go see beyonce definitely come see me i'm gonna go see jess or i'm gonna see drake you know yeah go see drake yeah and i just i just want to

put this on the record because again this is really important you know democrats last year again i just want to put on the record uh speaker nancy pelosi said she was worried that all companies and retailers uh may uh may pocket much of the savings but the bottom line is people need the relief so again this is one of those things where democrats and republicans including democrats so y'all say we take it so easy on, but this is one of those times where Democrats had an opportunity to make people feel this impact and decided to side with

the energy companies. That's just the bottom line. Where them dollars at? Put some money in people's pockets. Help people save some money. That's what they remember. Well, that is front page news. Thank you, Tez. We'll see you in a couple of minutes. Everybody else, get it off your chest. 800-585-1051.

If you need to vent, phone lines are wide open. Call us up now. It's The Breakfast Club. Good morning. The Breakfast Club. This is your time to get it off your chest. 800-585-1051. We want to hear from you on The Breakfast Club.

Hello, who's this? Hey, peace and blessings. Glory to God, you know. Sean Stone is on the radio. Hey, Sean Stone. Sean Stone, what up? Hey, good morning, Jess. How you doing, beautiful?

I'm good. How you doing? Hey, Jess, I'm good. Hey, Sean, man, what's up? Envy, what's up, man? What up, brother? Yeah, hey, Jess, you about to get pregnant soon, Jesse, but you got to stop booty popping on TikTok like that.

I don't even be on TikTok. Who want to install my video and put it up there? Booty popping gets you pregnant? Yeah, why would you say something like that? Oh, my sister. My sister's pregnant. She got a new boyfriend, right, guys? I don't have a little boyfriend.

I have a man. He said a new boyfriend. Oh, yeah. I got you. I got you. I thought you said you got a little boyfriend. Okay, yeah, I do. I do. I have a boyfriend. Yes said a new boyfriend. Oh, yeah. Did you really? I thought you said you had a new boyfriend. Okay, yeah, I do. I do.

I have a boyfriend. Yes, you're right. Jess, I'm not Trav. You know, last time Trav was on the radio, Trav said he gave birth to you and Jason Clee. I don't know what that means.

I don't know. I don't know what he's talking about. But yes, I do. I do have a boyfriend. You're right. But I don't... I ain't not wrong.

Me still booty popping a little bit as long as y'all don't see. I'm just saying. If I was your boyfriend, I would leave it in. Oh, okay. That's why you not. If I was your boyfriend, this guy's crazy.

Yo, I want to talk about Tyrese. Hey, y'all ain't tired of talking about that man? I was about to say, y'all not tired. I am. No, because I didn't get to talk about Tyrese yet. You know, I get the receipts that Tyrese was talking about. You know that Tyrese was texting your wife that he got a new car and he bought an island? He was flexing, bro.

He was trying. But look, let me tell you, I made a deal with the people in the background that I won't talk about Tyrese anymore. All right. I got you. Not the background. I'm talking about people in the background that I won't talk about Tyrese anymore. All right. I got you. Not the background. I'm talking about people in the industry. They had a private call and told me don't talk about Tyrese anymore.

So I'm not talking about Tyrese anymore. That's right. The Illuminati called him and they said, y'all got to stop because it looked like an old school industry level world. And they're making the block high. They're making the block high. He wasn't Maxwell though. You don't want to talk about Maxwell.

Never say nothing about Maxwell. Shout out to Maxwell. All right, hater. All right, bye to the show to me, the hater. Love you too, Sean, man. If I was in the radio game, Sean, man, I'd be boxing you in your mouth. Did you hang up on Sean Stone? Whoa. That was a flirt. That was a flirt. That was up on Sean Stone? Whoa. That was a flirt.

That was a flirt. That was. That was a flirt. That was. That was a flirt. I didn't even have breakfast yet, Sean. He flirted with you. Get it off your chest.

800-585-1051. If you need to vent, hit us up now. It's The Breakfast Club. Good morning. The Breakfast Club. Is your country falling apart? Feeling tired? Depressed?

A little bit revolutionary? Consider this. Start your own country. I planted the flag. I just kind of looked out of like, this is mine. I own this. It's surprisingly easy. There are 55 gallons of water for 500 pounds of concrete. Everybody's doing it.

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It's a new day! It's a new day! It's your time to get it off your chest. Whether you're mad or blessed. It's time to get up and get something. Call up now. 800-585-1051. We want to hear from you on The Breakfast Club. Hello, who's this? It's Jack Jack. Good morning, Breakfast Club.

Hey, Jack Jack. Good morning. Get off your chest. Okay, well, first I want to say good morning to Ballhead Smallhead and Guess Hilarious. Good morning, because I'm here for you, DJ Library. Because I feel like we got a case. Well, you said Ballhead and Smallhead. No, she called you Ballhead. Ballhead. Who's Ballheaded and small-headed. No, she called you ball-headed and small-headed. Who's ball-headed and small-headed? Oh, ball-headed and small-head. That's what she meant because remember you

with the small hat all the time. No, she's not. Shut up. She said ball-headed and small-headed. For you. Who you talking to? But, VJ Envy. No, we need to know

who you talking to. She ain't even trying to talk to you. She called you ball-headed and small-headed. She said, hey, Jeff. Hey, girl. What you got to say to Envy? Thank you, Jeff. Okay, that's why you there.

But, VJ Envy, we got a case. Yesterday, I hey, Jeff. Hey, girl. What you got to say to Envy? Thank you, Jeff. Okay, that's why you there. But here's the thing. We got a case. Yesterday, I was watching other people's Instagrams who are more richer than me. And Fat Joe. I see that. Rewind 10, right? And he's got this little Beijing thing for the Dominican or for the Puerto Rican. He's got pink representing for the black guys.

I saw that. Rewind. I saw that. Rewind. Oh, you know I'm getting me some of that for Envy. He's got three white boys. He's got whatever DJ Khaled is, but he don't have DJ Envy representing for the Dominicans. Why? Oh, my God. I seen that.

Now, representing for the Dominicans, I'm not Dominican, but I was kind of hurt. I seen Fat Joe. I seen Khaled. I seen Tank. Uh-huh. And then I seen a couple of brothers I didn't even know. They definitely should have had me on there If that company's listening

I don't know how you don't have me Honestly DJ And we don't want to war for you Because all the Dominicans need you And we doing this for the Dominican Republic I'm not Dominican Yes you are Dominican You are

Because we doing this for the DM Yo she said you are And you will own this She is And you admit it doesn't mean you're not black Yes I need you to follow me I love you so much I love you so much. I love you so much, too, girl.

What's your IG? The HCS underscore bakery. Ooh, so she bake. HCS underscore bakery. Yeah, I got a cannabis accessory and apparel line for women. And I got a package for you, Jess. I'm just waiting on you. Okay, boo.

H-C-S. The H-C-S underscore bakery. Is the H-C-S or just H-C-SS The H-C-S underscore bakery. Is the H-C-S or just H-C-S? The H-C-S underscore bakery. The H-C-S underscore bakery. I got you. I'm following you now. Thank you, mama. You're welcome. I love y'all. I love you too. What does that even mean? You are bald with a small head, but she got the small head

wrong. That's wrong. Hello, who's this? You are bald with a small head, but she got the small head, bro. That's wrong. Hello, who's this? Hello, who's this? This is Ty. What's up, Ty? Get it off your chest, Ty. I'm calling because next week is my one-year anniversary with my wife,

and we have no idea what to do. One-year anniversary with the wife. Y'all got to work? Yeah. No, it's on Saturday. We just, money's tight, so trying to figure out what to do. Enjoy each other. You don't got to do much.

I'm not good at anniversaries. I'll tell you that right now. It's not that I forget mine. It's just it's like, oh. What do you do every year? Every year. Yeah, how do you top? What do you do? Where you from, brother?

Right now, I stay in Greensboro. I'm originally from Virginia. You said Virginia? No, yeah. I'm originally from Virginia. Oh, you're from North Carolina now. Okay. All right.

You don't know what to do for your wife? Yeah, because we do a lot of stuff. We were just on a cruise. Her family paid for our food. We don't have any time with our kids. Yeah. Look, do like a... A little bit our kids. Yeah. Look, dude, do like a... Do like a cute

romantic scavenger hunt. Like, that reminds you of when y'all first met. You ever did something like that? Like, high-like notes around the house that points to

a big gift or something like that. Like, take her down memory lane. Something like that. That's dope. That's smart. Okay.

Yo ain't feeling it. Yo ain't feeling that one. Okay. I'll go to a hotel north carolina got great hotel stay at a hotel for the night get a little couple's massage he said money tight y'all yeah that's why i said the scavenger hunt low stole some great massage places up here they said money tight y'all forgot the money tight part all right money tight do the scavenger hunt how about just be honest with your wife and tell her money tight man they just got they just came from a cruise she understand up money tight i love you baby and All right, Money Tight. Do the scavenger hunt. How about just be honest with your wife and tell her Money Tight, man?

They just came from a cruise. She understand. Money Tight, I love you, baby. And why y'all act like an anniversary is not a collective thing? Why he got to figure out what to do? But hell, what if she do got something? Hell no. That's true, too.

What's her favorite spot to go eat? She don't know. Money Tight. What about you could go Chick-fil-A, get a little gift card. Chick-fil-A, get a little gift card for Starbucks. No, they not in the seventh grade, yo. They like married. I mean, she might like Chick-fil-A, though.

She might like Starbucks. If you like Chick-fil-A or Starbucks, look, stuff like that go a long way. Yeah, do the scavenger hunt, man. Scavenger hunt is fly. I'm telling you, that's fine. Take it out of memory lane. Go to the room. That will remind you of the first time I smelled your hair.

I mean, that's creepy, but like something like that. Or buy her something sexy from like Sheen or what's the other one? Sheen, very cheap, but money is tight. Sheen is cheap, they said. How cheap? In DJ Envy's world. In his world, brother. Tell him again, Joe.

Yeah, we just got this. I'm talking about gas going up and bread going up. Get a gas car. Gas car is very romantic and sexy. Money is tight. Scavenger hunt ideas fly. Yeah, that's it, bro. He regrets calling me.

A write her a love letter. Oh, I could do that. That's part of the scavenger hunt. There you go. She finds stuff and you know what? Love letters. Now he talking about, oh no, that's nice. Hey, yo, go ahead, Joe. Get off this phone.

Get it off your chest. 800-585-1051. If you need to vent, you can hit us up. Now, we got rumors on the way, Jess. Yes, we do. The Breakfast Club lets Natalie Nunn lie again on Jess. Damn. You're coming in hot.

All right, we'll get to it next. It's The Breakfast Club. Good morning. The Breakfast Club. All right. we'll get to it next. It's The Breakfast Club. Good morning. The Breakfast Club. All right. Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy, Charlamagne Tha God, Jess Hilarious. We are The Breakfast Club.

And let's get to Jess with the mess. News is real. News is real. Jess Hilarious, Jessica Robin Moore, Jess don't do no lying. This is the rumor report. I don't do that. It's just for the mess. I know this is real. Allegedly. On The Breakfast Club. I know they know this is the rumor report i don't do that it's fine it's just for the mess so the breakfast club allowed natalie nunn to come up here and lie on just hilarious that's

not true we have audio it is true red plate just started off by saying that tanisha was her favorite from bad girls club and that um i shouldn't be running Bad Girls Club over at Zeus. That's how it started. Then the second thing was when Krishan and Blueface's show came and, you know, my name's in the credits as an executive producer. She went on to say Natalie is exploiting Krishan and making all this money off of her. And there's a whole thing on YouTube if you Google it. Like, she just went on a rant. And so I'm like, how am I exploiting her?

The only thing I would correct Jess on is not just you exploiting her, it's let me too. First of all, I love Jess. She's great. Oh, God. I have an issue with Jess. I don't have an issue. I mean, last time we saw her, I told her to get the f*** out of our section.

Well, you guys were getting into it. I was trying to calm her down and I was like, hey, well, you know, she... Who, Jess and Natalie? Yeah, she was randomly walking into our section just trying to grab our bottle. And I was like, hey, well, you know, she. Who, Jess and Natalie? Yeah, she was randomly walking to our section just trying to grab our bottle and drink. Like, you were just talking shit. No, no. Like, you were just talking shit.

Who wants to smoke? Me. Wow. Jess, she kicked you out of her section? First of all. That's not what I got from that story. She is lying. What did you get from that story before I correct that?

That you came in the section to see what's up because you were a troublemaker and you took her by the problem no i did not yo took it on purpose like i'm gonna drink this mine now first of all no no no no i would never i don't even do that i had my own section which was sitting in front of them we were right in front of the stage and then zeus was right behind us what happened this was at tycoon weekend if uh 50s weekend in houstonston last year um baddies came through and two girls had walked through my section jackie long was escorting them in um two of them walked through now they were drunk i did tell the one girl don't walk through my section walk around

it so she mugged me just kept walking but they little girls so i'm like i'm not tripping as long as she don't do nothing i just walk around so they had to come back out come back in they walked through again I mushed the girl Jackie Long like yo chill don't don't I mushed her she ran over there and told Natalie what happened like Natalie was her father or something and I'm like yo you don't do that so why you say like Natalie was her mother why oh yeah it could have been either one I'm sorry but she ran over there like like no I didn't even go over there i saw that happen natalie look that's when she saw me bobby lights who i like is he's cool he came over and was like jazz you want to take

a shot with us when i take a shot and i was like yeah whatever that's cool i wanted to go over there anyway exactly that's fine exactly i went over there and he was pulling me a section i never had the bottle in my hand she he grabbed a bottle and he was pulling you a whole section he was pouring me a section. I never had the bottle in my hand. He grabbed the bottle. He poured you a whole section? He was pouring a shot. No. I went over to the section. He was pouring a shot and Adelie in the back,

hold up, who's that? No, no, she ain't not. At first, she not drinking from my bottle. First of all, it was one bottle for 10 girls. So it was like, it was only enough for one of y'all to take a swig one time anyway. I'm not going to do that,

but I did just come over there to get worked up. So she, what's up, what's up? The chair she was sitting in was very tight so she couldn't get up so she gave up and she never got up so I'm like what's up then and I walked past Bobby LaMelle grabbed me like no no come on let's take a picture let's take now let's take a picture no he's like you need to calm down whatever whatever so he de-escalated the situation them and

their secure him and their security and I went back to my section and that was it we took the party outside that was it so i was absolutely right you came to our section to see what's up because you were troublemaker nah she got invited to drink and she said sure bobby lights out shut up she used that as an excuse to go over there because you wanted to go over there anyway and whether bobby was trying to be sneaky or trying to instigate something i don't think so. He just wanted to come up and I took the invite. I'm like, okay, cool. And then that was it.

I walked up in there like, what's up? But I never touched that bottle trying to drink it. Y'all ain't got no reason to have no issue. No, we don't have an issue. I just don't particularly care for her. Or were you just critiquing the show? Yeah, and Natalie, yeah, I said that Tanisha is my favorite bad girl because she is my favorite bad girl. And yes, I did give you some flag about you exploiting the girl, Krishan.

And I also did say, let me, if people don't like Mona Scott Young, they can't like LaMelle. I agree. But that's it. That was it. That was all. Okay. Bow Wow admits he regrets missing prom and college due to fame. On Wednesday, Bow Wow took to his Instagram stories with a message about his desired experiences like going to prom, going college and joining a fraternity yo this next line is crazy according to the 36 year old people think

he has it all but in reality he just wants the simple things I'm just like it's funny people think he has it all no we thought you had it all but you started lying and then like the jet thing and remember yo when he was a problem he was in front of the school and he was like he's like yo this morning why are you doing this kids behind me they don't even know it's me and they didn't even care you acting like you ain't never lost your mind in a scream talk no i no i did loved bow wow loved it i was yes loved it was trying to look like him and everything when he was little yeah he's having brains with the crinkly back coming out yes bow wow was the first half up half half down person. Don't play, okay?

But yeah, like what he was saying, I thought was interesting. You know, he said he just woke up thinking to myself, like, damn, I've never been to prom nor college. I want to pledge so bad. I wish I was a part of a fraternity. Y'all think I'm lucky because of my lifestyle, but I really want what y'all have.

He was real sad about that. He missed things like that. I get what he's saying. Yeah, he didn't get to have like a childhood right childhood because you know he misses the experience he probably goes out when they shut out the hbcus and the college he misses those experiences you know he was a childhood star early so absolutely that's why michael jackson was put on and i'm not comparing michael jackson to bow wow yeah that's why michael jackson will put on disguises and just want to go walk around a grocery store. Right.

Wow. The grocery store? Never heard that one. Okay. But, yeah, I mean, like, he obviously thinks he, you know, he misses something. But I think he's going to get to relive that with his kids. He got a son. He got a daughter.

All that's coming up. He can literally live vicariously through his children. But it's not too late now. He's 36. He can go be normal now if he want to. He can go back to school. What, ICBC College? He can't wrap it up right. That's where he should have went with Romeo. I don't know if he can still pledge, but he can still go back to college. Yeah 36 he can go be normal now if he want to wait icbc college he can't wrap it up right that's where he should have went with romeo but he can still pledge but he can still go back

to college he can pledge he can pledge by the way you got the rest of your life to be normal but he can go back to college now he can go back to college yeah he lives in atlanta so he can go to hbc out there morehouse clark you can go do it you can still go experience that it's not too late but he was just expressing like how he he feels like that was like a loss. And I definitely do get it. All right. Yeah. Well, that is your

Jess with the mess. Yes, it is. Megan Estrada going back to college. Yeah, she was. Quavo's going back now. So he can go back. Bow Wow can go.

Go play. And you got to be a Q, Bow Wow. You can't be nothing else because you a dog. Nah. And that's what they do? Yeah, but he like a puppy. He can't. He can't go. That's why he go to college. He'll're a dog. Nah. Ain't that what they do? Yeah, but he like a puppy. He can't go.

That's why you go to college. You'll be a dog by the time you finish. No. Hang on, I like the camper. You can't be a camper and a dog. He's a dog. He's not. He's not a dog no more.

His uncle's a dog, Snoop. Go to commercial, Ray, please. All right. When we come back, Tesla and Figaro will be joining us. It's The Breakfast Club. Good morning. The Breakfast Club. Your mornings. I'll show you. The Breakfast Club. Your mornings will never be the same.

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We are The Breakfast Club. Let's get in some front page news. Of course, Jess Hilarious is here. And good morning to you. Good morning, DJ Envy. The queen, Jess Hilarious, is here. And Charlamagne Tha God. Peace, man.

Let's jump right into it. Let's talk about this Texas student that was suspended over his hair. Yeah, a black Texas high school student has been suspended for more than a week because of his lock hairstyle. It violated the district's dress code. It could be a test of the new discrimination that they're banning these hairstyles across Texas. But Daryl George, he's a junior at Barbers Hill High School, received multiple disciplinary action about his hair. And so finally, he refused to take it down so they gave him a suspension now they said this is the same week that the crown act went into

effect now the crown act is a law prohibiting discrimination based upon one's hair texture or protective hairstyle such as locks and braids that went into effect shout out to one of my partners sherlock's kitchen cabinet that pushed the Crown Act to pass, which it did. But this did not violate the Crown Act because it says that this particular violation was because male students, their hair cannot extend below the eyebrows or below the earlobes. So it's not a violation of the Crown Act, but it is in violation of this policy. policy so the question now is should there be amendments to the to the crown act uh to cover men and their hair going below you know their eyebrows or below their earlobes i can't believe we're still having this conversation in 2023 about people's hair yeah that's crazy to me yep we we are still having this conversation in 2023 and as a side note i had to have the

conversation as well um with my my daughter know, when she was cheering and the requirements. I think I mentioned this before, the requirements of how your hair has to be, you know, in a very high ponytail. And a lot of the black girls, you know, had braids or, you know, had different styles that you just couldn't pull up. And she said, well, you know, that's the standard. And I would have to ask, well, what is the standard based upon? Whose hair is it based upon? So is a real thing uh that happens in these high schools real things that happen uh to these young men uh football players and uh people to play basketball they have different you know natural hairstyles that yes they still are fighting this at schools across the country for sure particularly in texas yeah i know uh even

with uh logan this girl i remember when he had corn rolls and he had a problem with his corn rolls when he when he first went to school. We didn't take him out, though. You know, it was what it was. But this is crazy. I'm still surprised we're having this conversation about hair. Yeah. But what did they say when you said they had problems? Was it against the uniform?

They said it was against the uniform. There was a couple of things, but we said, you know, this is his hairstyle. He wants to wear his hairstyle like that. You know, some of these kids have stupid looking, what's the mullet looking things i said i find that offensive those mullets seem offensive to me i don't like the way they look um and you can't tell them you're gonna get sued you can't tell them that uh you don't like it you don't like the way it looks why can't i they said they don't like the way my son's cornrows look yeah but it's because oh they said they wanted him to cut it because of the looks well because of i they said it was against policy but what's the policy if that school told

your son they don't they want you to cut it because they don't like the way it looks you got a huge lawsuit no well they said policy but what policy is it like right what policy is that words matter you say i don't like the way it looks but i said i don't like the way a mullet looks uh every time i see a mullet yeah that's not that's not a good enough and what offends you about a mullet that's all that's the kind of stuff that you get a multi-million dollar lawsuits from it for schools say that who say oh he looks suspicious I don't like his cornrows I don't like the way they look on the cut them oh cut them. Oh my god. Yeah. Well, that's basically what they're saying. I mean, when they're saying we don't like it, like, why? Explain why. You know, what is the standard of beauty

that you guys are, you know, holding it to? I had a real big thing with, like I said, with my daughter's cheerleading coach about it. Because what standard of beauty are you... Why not... A regular ponytail should be just fine. Why does it have to be a high, high ponytail? You know what I'm saying? You know, as a woman, you may not be unless your hair is in braids all throughout the year, which my daughter's hair was in braids. But I don't I shouldn't have to keep her hair in braids all year long to meet this standard of beauty that you think is only appropriate for cheerleaders. What is that based upon? It certainly was not including black people for sure. I don't see how you can include that as a policy of your company. You know what I'm saying? Because hair is hair. It's not even

like clothing. It's very broad. But let me ask you a question. Girls that, I don't know about cheerleading, but my girls who dance, they have to wear their hair in a pony. A high pony. It's like they have to. All the girls wear it like that. The thing is different textures, different lengths,

different, you know. What if somebody can't put their hair up because right there was one little girl that couldn't put it up it's not it wasn't the issue about the ponytail it's the high ponytail they want the ponytail to be like like just show them show them because i can't show like this yeah like up here no none of us like to struggle ponytail now we can all say that right we don't like the Scruggles ponytail. Yeah, some of the girls, their hair can't go up that way. Everybody don't want to put weave in their hair. Or the only way it was working is if, like I said, you keep braids.

What? You don't need to be big playing for yourself. Like, no, no, no, please. You cannot come here with that Scruggles ponytail. Please, it's against company policy. You remember, I had one. Yes, I do. Yeah, I knew it was coming.

But you was at home, though. Yeah, and I put it up there. Yeah, I went out, though. Why you took that picture, though? You went out somewhere with that? Because, I don't know. I don't know. That's when I was just reckless.

Yeah, I've always pointed that. I'm like, why did you just take this picture? Why did you post it? I don't know. I just put it out there. I was like, man, I'm me. That's right. That's right.

All right. They got a lot of policies though like even with my daughter Chilean like she can't have she can't wear certain earrings because she got certain piercings yeah yeah that's certain times stuff like that but I don't know what it is it's fine different than hair yeah that's very yeah so totally different yeah and again she shouldn't have to wear braids we wear braids but if you wear braids all the time throughout the year, it can cause breakage in the hair. You know, it can damage my daughter's hair. So I shouldn't have to be forced.

A regular ponytail should be just fine. So that was a real fight, and we won, thankfully. But it's definitely low-level discrimination. All right. Well, that is front-page news. Thank you, Tiz. Absolutely. And make sure you subscribe to Tesla and Figaro's podcast,

The Straight Shot No Chaser Podcast, on the Black Effect iHeartRadio podcast network and follow at Teslin Figaro on all social media platforms. And, Tess, I know you're a huge Spirit Airline person. I just want to tell you that two former Delta Airline workers are on trial for stealing $250,000 in cash before it was moved on JFK. Well, thank you for holding that accountability for Delta.

You're going to stop saying Spirit. You know damn well it's Southwest. By the way, I took my picture yesterday on Instagram. Come follow me at Tesla Figaro with me on Southwest. And when you come follow me, stop saying she don't look like I thought she would look. I don't know what voices are supposed to look like, but I get

that every day, Jess. What does that mean? is it what is the voice supposed to sound like i don't know i i don't know what they say i don't know why they just say they just always say that you don't look like i thought you would look that's crazy whatever that means well when we come back cedric the entertainer will be joining us comedian actor and so much more he has a new book called flipping boxcars and we're gonna kick it with him when we come back so don't move it's the breakfast club on bet the breakfast club doing well so i'm excited man always great to be in the city it was so much going on it was a lot

i was trying to you know how you keep trying to go home and everybody call you like hey man just stop through here come through here come through here pop out thing at a birthday party last 30 yeah how many outfits you bring with you, because you stay clean. This was, I had to be very specific on this, but I think I brought about six outfits, and, you know,

and then I only wore four of them, so I got, so I go home with two outfits that I could just finish the week out with on some, like, oh, I'm still fresh. Six outfits for how many days, though? Three days. Damn.

Jesus Christ. Yeah, but you like, you're appearing on TV and stuff, so you don't really know, like, oh, I'm still fresh. Six outfits for how many days, though? Three days. Damn. Jesus Christ. Yeah, but you're appearing on TV and stuff, so you don't really know. I wore that all day, and then if I go out tonight, I don't want people to go, like, I saw you this morning. That was the night you got the same shirt on. Like, maybe, but you know what I mean? Gotcha. I don't have to do it like, girls really have to change a lot.

You know what I mean? But, you know, guys, we're not really required to flip outfits outfits that much but nowadays it is a fashion world right everybody kind of wants to know what the drip is yeah they see you all the time yeah exactly yeah well you got the flipping box cars book out man and i love that you flexing different creative muscles writing fiction novels yeah talk to us about flipping box cars what made you want to write a fiction novel you know what you know i was you know really hearing stories about my grandfather, but he had passed before I was even born. So, you know, we would hear things about our relatives, and then you start to get the lore of the family story. And that's what I did.

I started to really fictionalize what his life was like. And so, you know, these were real things that I heard from my mother and my uncles that, you know, he was, these were real things, you know, that I heard from my mother and my uncles that, you know, he was a businessman. You know, he was like, you know, the de facto mayor of the black side of town, this little small town. And then, you know, but at night he was a bootlegger and a gambler and a hustler and he was always being creative. And so I just kind of put those two worlds together to show them being like this loving father and husband. And then he had to go and do what he had to do to make you know make his dreams come true so he gets caught up in a caper it's like a crime caper where he's got to take this boot that liquor from a train so that's the boxcar trains and then he does the dice with the two sixes there's a box cars too so that's why he flipping box cars well that's the most important thing about the book right the dynamic because that is the black struggle in a lot of ways the fact that

yeah i'm a family man and i'm trying to do all of this for my family but i gotta go out there and get it by any means necessary sometimes don't make me a bad person that's right i mean we all you know as especially black men we kind of always relegated to that i mean even when we think about the people like make it in the music business or whatever, most of them have that other past where they was like street dudes, but we never saw them as that way. Like, we just appreciate that they're great artists and they did what they gotta do.

And so, you think about post-World War II, pre-civil rights, you know, black man, that's what I love the story is that he had traveled, he had been in the world, and then you come back to a pre-civil rights America. You just can't be put back in the same box. You know, once you left, you can't tell me I can't come through the front door, bro.

I've been living in France for six months. You know, I've been doing this. We've been fighting in the war for the whole country. You don't tell me I got to go through the back like I don't, you know. So these kind of guys, they had that will to want to be great without but being relegated to the racism of the time you know now did you write this during the pandemic because where do you have time and when do you

have time to write a book yeah yeah that's when it got that's when it started for sure it took like two years we did that in yeah started it in late 2019 and then you know went through all the drafts and then you know then you time it out when you want to release it what gave you the idea to do it because it's like between comedy

at the time writing acting and everything that you were doing when did you say you know what it's time for but was it sitting at home doing nothing was like yeah i got i got something to do yeah you know the thing was is that you know like i've been developing tv shows for we've been producing a lot of shows my shows the johnson on Bounce. And so I was developing this as a TV idea when I first started. And so when you start thinking about then we had the opportunity to write a book

and I was like, oh, that'd be so much more fun to have that long form, develop the characters out, not to think about it in episodic ways where you gotta end the episode and then take you to the next. Here I then take you to the next. Here, I just introduce you to the characters, let the world live, and then hopefully people love it. Like even the way I ended, this got like three cliffhangers.

It's definitely a cliffhanger. So it's like, you know, you definitely want people to be like, what happened to the story? So, you know, I'm loving it. I liken it to Walter Mosley. You know, the Easy Rollins characters, the devil in the blue dress. I love that world. And that's what we, you know, I just kind of try to emulate Mosley. You know, the Easy Rollins characters, the Devil in the Blue Dress. I love that world and that's what we, you know, I just kind of try

to emulate that feel. That's what it was. When it comes to storytelling for you, what's the best way to tell a story? Stand-up, movies,

TV, or writing a fictional novel? You know, I mean, this book was really a great experience. I had never really, you know,

done a fictional novel and I mean, the idea and what it took and the way it turned out in my opinion i like loved this book i love the process i love telling people you know about it even when i did the audio book that's when i really recognized like damn this book dope like i was because i had to you know hear it back for the first time myself and then uh last night over in newark these kids they took an excer excerpt and acted it out on stage.

That also brought it to life. That was something very unique. They made a stage play out of an excerpt out of the book. So I think I want to do stuff like that as I'm promoting it to get people to understand what the book is really all about. So we ain't got great readers anymore. People love their audio books, which is dope, I think. But I definitely want to encourage people to go and read this and check it out. It's a cool adventure.

It tells a great story. You follow it. Characters are rich. It's interesting. How is the strike affecting you? Because, I mean, I'm sure you had plans for this to turn into a movie or, you know, a sitcom or something like that. So how is that with everything going on affecting you and your mental and, you know, because you've been working since you were young. Yeah, like a long time man but you know i mean the strike is it's just really gotten way longer than what we think and this guy it got really real for us the

other day because they like start pulling everybody production deals so the things that we used to have they shut all that down the other day so it's one thing to like not have work and it's another thing to now not be able to play your employees like people like they just really just shut it all down and so you know and you got people that's been with you working you love them you don't you got to figure out their well-being now so you know that those things became really real and i think that you know i don't know all the issues i just i do know that it's not enough transparency on the money side like you know we don't get to know what these companies make especially the streamers and so you know

the the evaluations of how they pay you what who's who's hot who's not is based off their own algorithms that they don't have to share so that becomes you know it becomes a challenge man when you're trying to negotiate and somebody can basically tell you what you're worth you you can't even figure out what you're worth they just tell you what you're worth you do you can't even figure out what you're worth they just tell you what you were you think you think hollywood would have a rebound from from all this because you got like you said actors that gonna have to do something else now because they got to pay their bills and it hasn't been 10 days it hasn't been a month we're looking at a you know a couple of months now like six almost yeah especially for the writers yeah i think that it'll it'll it's a resilient business. I mean, we've been through strikes before,

but I was saying to somebody, I recognize that really entertainment is one of our greatest exports as a country. In the United States, that's what we give the world. We don't make nothing no more. We don't do steel and textiles. We sell entertainment movies, big blockbusterbuster movies so it's a huge business that's not gonna go away they just got to figure out again how you share how you let creatives and

people who have ip they come in with ideas that they bring to the table and then y'all say all right let me give you this one check and then peace you out and with ai too that was the other thing you know like the idea that i can like take your intellectual property your idea your identity they want to take people's identities and duplicate them in ai and be like i appreciate you thank you can you know move on like that's cold-blooded you know these things have to be resolved and you know i guess they really they're much harder than they sound like people you know feel like and just give it up. But I guess if you was on the other side and you didn't have to pay nine people to write a script,

then you're not going to pay nine people. You're going to pay one and then put their computer on it. Your situation is unique, though, because you can just go back on the road. Yeah, I mean, stand-up is great, too. I mean, I love the opportunity that I got a live business, a live, you know, a live business. So that's dope. You know, that's a part of, like, the whole makeup. You got to keep stand-up alive. You know, a lot of people, when they get big, they stop doing that as a craft.

But I love to go out, man. We had a fun tour that we ended in May. Then you get out the way of all the music, actually. Like, you know, stand-ups. We don't even try when Beyonce them out there. They be like, Beyonce about to be on tour. You like, yes, ma'am. My cool. See you in the fall.

Yeah, Taylor, Drake, all the music acts. They tear you up, boy. You like, I ain't going out there with them. All right, we got more with Cedric the Entertainer. When we come back, don't move. It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning. Good morning, everybody.

It's DJ Envy, Charlamagne Tha Guy. We are The Breakfast Club. We're still kicking it with Cedric the Entertainer. He has a new book that's out right now. Charlamagne? Now, the book, right? The Flippin' Box Cause. What life lessons can somebody learn from Roland Dice?

Oh, man. Now, for Roland Dice, really, it is, you know, I think that the idea of Roland rolling dice is the experiment of looking at what's your chances to actually accomplish what this goal that you want. It is a stroke of luck, but, you know, people love to play those angles, the numbers, the chances, and they bet against themselves, against the others. They bet against the table at times. And sometimes in life, I think we gotta make those kind of challenges. It's like writing a novel is something that I've

never done before. But, you know, as a person that's like a creative, I wasn't gonna, like, tell myself I couldn't do it. So I tried it, right? And then, you know, the opportunity that it came out successful, then that's, you know, we'll see what the numbers do. But we're doing good, man.

We're killing it on Amazon and, you know, wherever you can buy books. Y'all go out and get that today. Go get that Flippin' Boss card. Yeah. Not just luck. You start every chapter with something, right? So it's an easy way. It's a rolling four, six, eight, or ten with any combination except for double.

Yeah. So that's basically setting up what you see happen in the chapter. Yeah, right. You have the idea of what he's doing. We use gambling terms. I got a glossary in there. But we use these gambling terms. And then basically kind of set you up.

Like you said, that little headliner is like, what's this whole chapter going to entail? What taught you how to gamble? Up from that get on the knees in the lunchroom with the wall. Like, you know, here they told some older cousins, my cousin Calvin, cousin Mark, and my cousin Stan. I think about them all. And that was, you know, that was the cousins you went to live with in the hood. And they just, everything was crazy fun. And then, but, you know, I don't gamble much.

Like, as I got older, it was like one of those things I just like to make my money. I don't really take chances with my money like that. I'll gamble with my boys. Like, you know, when they're in Vegas and we out there and, like, just everybody having a good time, that's the only time I do it. But I'm not one to walk past a table and, like, yo, let me just drop a thow or two, you know, five grand on there. I ain't doing that. I was going to ask, you know, speaking to your family about your grandfather, do you see traits in yourself that they tell you that was in your grandfather as well? Yeah, that was, I mean, that was one of the big motivations because you do get that.

Like I said, I never had a chance to meet him. But, you know, like wearing the hats and the suits, you know, my mother would tell me, like, when you remind me of my daddy right now, like, you know. And then, of course, we get that, you know, you might have a laugh or the way you smile or smirk. People will tell you, like, you look just like so-and-so. And so, you know, I'd say that in the acknowledgments, man, that I really encourage people to go back and start talking to their elders and older people in their family. Because you'll find out a lot about your own self, you know. Because, you know, like the fact that he was such an entrepreneur and he was a person that really wanted to see himself in a bigger life you know but you know was you know kind of like you know some submerged by the times but i feel like i got that spirit you know i don't know where

it came from but ever since i was a teenager i never wanted to be like a person that had a job like i was like i want to i got to figure out how to hustle it you know I wasn't no street dude but you know I still like trying to sell shades to people and you know yeah I mean sunglasses like you find out that hustle you get the sunglasses on the low at one place and then you go and try to sell them to the people at the park when they out riding around like yeah got these Gucci's they not really but they look. Do you feel like you know or understand your grandfather more? You know, I mean, a little bit for sure, but it is a fictional tale. So, you know, I only had a few stories. You know, he definitely was, you know, from a generation where he didn't have a lot of friend groups left, you know.

So, mainly my uncle, you know, my mom had passed in 2015. But before then, a lot of her stories. But, you know, to get, you know, when I started developing this book, it was mainly like close relatives. And they were teenagers and kids when he was doing his thing. But my Uncle Mel, he actually, you know, got to the age where he could go and hang with his father. So he'd be at the gambling house in the back, you know, having to run errands for people. So, you know, he was talking about that scene in harlem nights with a duck on the door he was like that kind of stuff was my life you know i had to come in and knock on the door my daddy need this mama need that i leave you know i was gonna ask with the king of comedy such a special tour right when

it came out and everybody was so excited people always ask who would be the new kings of comedy if you had to name four new comedians that you could see that you love. Like new new or just people that's hot? I mean the thing is I mean the idea of the kings of comedy you know it was like the guys that was at the top of their game. I mean right now

that same group probably still you know Kevin Chappelle, Rock me. Damn right. You're so much in comedy. I was talking to Jess last night. She was like, man, I want to be there for Cedric, man.

He's the king of comedy. I thought she was going to be here. I love Jess, man. She's one of these people that, again, these new voices that came on and just really dynamic and got our own lane. I was looking forward to her being here. She wanted to meet you bad. She was like, I never met him. He's the king of comedy. voices that came on and just really dynamic and you know got our own lane so you know i was i was looking forward to her being here she wanted to meet you bad she's like i never met him he's a

kid i gotta meet yeah oh wow yeah no doubt that even but i but you know it's a lot of you know i love dion cole like i think he definitely one of these people popping this like carlos miller dc you know it's a lot of cats out here that smoke Roy Wood Jr. I love Roy Wood. I think people that's been around a long time that still need to get their light, you know, but comedy is going to be one of those things, too, that there's so many

specials that sometimes they don't feel special no more, you know what I'm saying? So, I don't know exactly how that's, you know, how we're going to resolve that and, you know, we hear a lot of comedy. When we came up, Def Jam was so uniquely special. Being on the Apollo was uniquely special. But now, you got Netflix and you just flip through there and be like,

oh, you know, dude had a special right here. So you find comedy just being so readily available that... It's too regular. It's not an event. Yeah, exactly. It's not an event. There's no event going on. Yeah, that's the thing.

But, I mean, but, you know, like, that live, though, that's still a great place, you know what I'm saying? Like, when you go live and you see people that can hit that stage and turn it up, you know, I think that's totally different because when you're shooting a special, you also, in your mind, try to get too fly, you know what I'm saying? different because when you're shooting a special you also in your mind try to get to fly you know i'm saying you change your outfit you because you're thinking out you're thinking about being on tv you're not really doing it like when when you're going up there mobbing in the dojo you know i'm saying so you know chico chico reminds me of you yeah oh

that's my guy chico b that's my other guy man he reminds me like the way even y'all mannerisms the way y'all move talk with, the way y'all dress. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, we did a show a couple years ago. That was the first time I was with him, and I just realized, like, man, all them guys, like, hella talented. Yeah, then he go, yeah, he definitely one of them guys, too. You ever look back at some of the comedy back then and be like,

damn, we could never say that now. Sometimes I go back and listen to old music. I show y'all the old commercial, and I i'm like i can't even believe they played this commercial on air but you know i mean could you ever look back at that and are you ever scared doing comedy now it was so funny my my partner right when i'm managing we was doing he he hit me with a joke i used to do a long time ago and it was just like it was the subtle callback to a joke that i was like don't you can you tell that joke right now? And I don't never see myself as no person that's got

politically incorrect jokes where I'm out really trying to be rude to people, but the times have changed. Burning Mac, his passing has been like 15 years and we've been dealing with that. We're talking about Kings of Comedy, like that whole set. You can't

do milk and cookies. You can't do Milk and Cook. You can't do Milk and Cook. Especially the setup to it. Right, right. I was like, y'all... And that's so brilliant. Like, we loved his delivery and the kind of earnest honesty in that.

But you can't even... Nah, man. So that's crazy. It's a slippery slope, you know because you know especially when you're creative you like trying to just say stuff sometimes you just letting it come out you know and then you know you can actually just very easily be in a pothole and be like man i ain't really mean it that way you know then people go on the apology tour or try to act like yeah you know, no. They should be trying to fix it with all that,

like you got caught by your girl. Like, no, I'm just saying, like, for real, though. Like, you need to understand, like, what I was saying. I didn't mean. Oh, they say, I'm doing the work. Yeah, I'm working hard on myself. Yeah, these are just some terms you learn from them classes they send you to.

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We're still kicking it with Cedric the Entertainer. His new book, Flippin' Boxcars, is out right now. Charlemagne? You say you don't gamble, right? So was it a bad experience you had rolling dice back in the day oh man you know what most of the times it's a bad experience like most of the times most of the times it's just like you know hey here you go here's some money you know you get to play for a little bit i had some great roles you know you you get you start playing with gamblers and you recognize like oh i can't even keep up like you know i'm saying you go in there like i can't play like that but it was just one

of these things that for me the odds and put my money on something that felt like i'm just waiting on a whim you know i do that on the lottery tickets when it's a b and that's it i'm gonna do that 20 at a time that's right and if i hit a billion yeah then i'm good but if i don't then it's 20 but i'm not you're gonna going to throw five grand on the craps table. That's not me, man. How many names did you have to change to protect the guilty in this book? Oh, man. A lot.

A lot. I definitely changed. I kept my grandfather and then pretty much and my grandmother's name. But then everybody else I kind of changed. You know, and especially like other relatives that you know in there I even like changed who they were because I have other relatives in here that are represented but that's not what their personalities were I just needed to change and get some texture and make characters feel different but you know even the character that plays his brother-in-law in in real

life they was they was two peas in a pod. But I couldn't make, they would have felt like the same person in the book, so I made them something totally different. Now, is family going to be coming to you asking you for money? Of course. You wrote this about granddaddy? Yeah.

You never even met him, Cedric. Where the money? You know, I mean, it's one of these things that's funny. It's funny that, yeah, but it is a family thing. Luckily for me, my sister was rocking with me the whole time,

and she's like that protector of me. If anybody come for me, my sister going to hold it down. She's like, no, school back. But normally, this was a creative process. This was something that me having an idea, it's not about the family per se. It's a story, but it was like this was an opportunity that i had so i'll try to take care of people though like my uncle who helped me like a lot to make sure that

he get get you know get some stuff off this book my sister and people who like really helped me you know i i think that that's uh you know it's only fair to make sure that they get you know know that they love getting knowledge and not just acknowledging the book but you know monetarily too but you know how to say no because you've been getting money yeah no you've been doing well for a long time oh yeah i definitely know how to say no like i could say nah like nah i'll go past no nah that's what is emphatic you like oh okay but let me nah you know but but definitely you know like it is one of those things where you know i i used to have like a whole fund for the family it was a very specific number every year you put it in there that's what's over there how much was it if you don't mind

25 grand every year but people can get it you know like they would but they have to deal with my sister so like you had to figure it out but Oh, that's smart. But $25,000, whatever it is, you can call there. You can qualify for it. And not all it was. Well, I mean. Because you're late for your car. Yeah, it wasn't no, you know, I ain't going for the nonsense. Like, I want to go to Beyonce's head.

You know, let me get $900. You're not getting it for that. But, you know, you need school money. You got this. You got to. You got to. You're going to lose the house. You know, you can come in there money like some of it not all of not one person get all of it when did it stop i don't even remember man but i just one day i just wasn't good it was just hopeful he's like i ain't doing this no more yeah i was just like i'm good

people heard one too many nods and they knew not to ask you no more well you know i think you know i think it started getting to the point where people wanted the bigger bigger checks you know some people just come in and literally felt like the whole 25 was theirs you know you get certain relatives that they they closer to you and they just come and they want they don't even want to be in the group no more they like yo i got my own 25 you do that for them but you know pay for my house house I didn't see you grow and be like you see the new trucks right yeah Yeah, shoot. That's crazy. Yeah. They ain't even that much. They ain't even that much. You know what I'm saying?

Put the tires on there and stuff. My car just broke down, too. Yeah, that's wild. Kids got to walk to school. Yeah, that's crazy. That's crazy. I'll pray for you. Yeah.

Dog, they going to work it, man. Well, Cedric the Entertainer's new book, Flipping Box Cars, is out right now. Make sure you pick it up. We appreciate you for joining us, bro. Always, man. Much, Cedric the Entertainer's new book, Flipping Box Cards, is out right now. Make sure you pick it up. We appreciate you for joining us, brother. Always, man. Much love, y'all. It's Cedric the Entertainer. It's The Breakfast Club.

Good morning. Uh-huh. Pay me what you owe me. You think you're Rihanna. Act like you forgot. Better have my. Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy, Charlamagne Tha God, Jess Hilarious.

We are The Breakfast Club. Let's get to Jess with the mess. News is real. News is real. Jess Hilarious. We are The Breakfast Club. Let's get to Just With The Mess. News is real. News is real. Jess Hilarious, Jessica Robin Moore, Jess don't do no lying. Just die, man. This is the rumor report.

I don't do that. It's fine. It's Just With The Mess. On The Breakfast Club. I don't know they know. Just with the mess. Sierra laughs hysterically about co-parenting with ex-future. So she recently sat down with

Shade Room's Thimby and uh they asked her so how was your co-parenting relationship with future and this is what the artist said and then my last question on this like what is uh co-parenting like future in the vocal booth right now metro booming got a beat queued up for future right now okay everybody about to get it. Right. Definitely. Russell. Everybody about to get a bar, too. I'm glad that she can laugh about it now, though.

That's that's amazing. I don't know. To me, I feel like she said all that she needed to say. Us women understood exactly what that was. Us men understood it, too. Oh, you understood it, too. That's actually worse than saying something. Than anything but it's great though no he can never say she said anything though damn so what is he gonna be writing about he's gonna sample he's gonna sample her laughing and had to pay her shoot yep give me something

for it kelly price defends tiana taylor after reports of iman shumpert infidelity allegations i read that real good let me read that again because that was that rolled off my tongue like there you go yeah now she was practicing for 10 minutes y'all kelly all right don't matter kelly price defends tiana taylor after reports of iman shumpert and philip l should i let it go you had it god humbled you real quick fidelity allegations god said you can't have it all so we're gonna edit the second one out that's all god so you can't have it all just all right so uh this is pretty interesting we have audio of what kelly price was saying when she was jumping to tiana taylor's defense she's not a side piece she's not a side hoe she's a wife they have a family they have a home they own businesses together if anything is worth fighting for,

it is your family, especially if it can be saved. I just don't understand why wives get attacked so bad and get praised. She's a beautiful woman. She's incredibly talented. Why say she's dependent? Why say she's one of these dumb black women that's gonna always fight for black men no matter what the hell they're doing isn't that what we supposed to be doing so supposed to fight for them because guess what every day that they leave the house the whole world is against them they should have peace when they come home when they mess up they should be held accountable but that ain't our business how about that hey i'll tell you this i have no idea who or what kelly price is talking is even talking about i don't know nothing about this rumor she's

discussing okay so so kelly price went on ig live to defend tiana taylor against a blogger who went in on tiana after um finding out about iman cheating or whatever allegedly allegedly now i don't know who the blogger is um and i'm not gonna say who i think it was because that's not what i do but um she claimed that the the blogger had called tiana a side piece for coming to the fence of her family now i see that a lot i do see when when um husbands get caught in the headlines or whatever a lot of women they they will say oh leave him leave him leave him oh girl you better than leave him, leave him. Oh, girl, you better than that. Leave him, leave him.

I never really see anybody egging nobody on to fix their marriage. I think that's what Kelly Price is kind of getting at. And she may have been the only person to see this blog or talk about Tiana because I didn't even see it. I didn't even hear this story. You never heard it, never seen it. I didn't hear it or see it either. I think sometimes you bring attention to things that don't need attention.

Yeah, because I didn't know. And honestly, that's what I'm doing, bring attention to things that don't need attention. Yeah, because I didn't know. And honestly, that's what I'm doing, bringing attention to it. And I didn't even know. Yeah, you're right. Is Kelly Tiana aunt, godmother? Nah, nah. But I tell you what, she can't be making no remarks like that after she made a song like As We Lay. If anything, you inspired this man to cheat.

Kelly Price did As We Lay? As We Lay. Oh, she remade it no no yeah yeah she remade it she killed it all right that was one of her best best songs you are it is not hers but that was a good song i maybe we need tyrese i think maybe tiana and iman needs tyrese that's what is. Who the hell would use Tyrese as a marriage counselor? What kind of idiot would use Tyrese as a marriage counselor? Rashawn and Gia. Oh, shoot. I forgot. Never mind.

Oh, no. All right. No. All right. All right. Moving on. Moving on. Damn.

I forgot. Moving on. Sorry. I forgot. Watch your mouth. I forgot. I didn't know. Before we box it.

I'm about to box your mouth. I don't want your box nowhere near my mouth. Hopefully not. Did you try to box your mouth. I don't want you to box nowhere near my mouth. Now that you tried to box Tyrese, I don't want you to box his. You should have boxed his first. Oh, my goodness. All right, listen. Moving on. Last story.

Tinashe addresses her song with R. Kelly. So Tinashe was on Zach Sang Show. Who talked about her song with R. Kelly? I don't know, but she said she was embarrassed about it. Do we have audio for that? Attached to things that felt label-y. Would you put in that category the songs you did with R. Kelly and Chris Brown? You think I would?

I literally block out that R. Kelly song from my mind. I forget that that even exists. That is so embarrassing. And I think the public perceives it as you doing that willingly and not understanding that you lack a lot of control in that situation. Oh, yeah, of course. Yeah, you do. And especially when it comes to singles,

like, for example, that song with Chris, we all wanted it to be like this big moment, this big single. So I feel like in their mind, they were like, you need the support. And he was like their biggest artist they had on rhythmic radio at the time. And to i was like well this is a pop song so i really don't feel like we should put chris on it like that i don't like that that doesn't compute to me but i don't know baby chris is pop chris is pop chris is r&b chris is hip-hop i think he does all that but um i promise you we still we never heard the song none of us even even knew about it until you and Zach Sang started talking about it. I promise you.

Salute to that guy for doing his research. Yeah. She tried to act like the song don't exist. I didn't know it existed. DJ Envy, did you hear the song? Because you're a DJ of all your years. I didn't hear the song, but I just want to clear something up. Okay.

There was a ill statement put out uh for an interview that i did that r kelly i got flewed out by r kelly oh don't say oh like that because it didn't happen like that it didn't happen like that all right cap hold on let me read the headline i saw that but i already knew the story because you told me about it he flew him out he told me the good time he had what did he say what y'all wanted to do what y'all what he was doing it said i got dj vlad tv dj envy i got flewed out by r kelly at 19 you can't get mad at people for stories that you volunteer so what happened was don't don't you volunteer this information r kelly at the time i wanted to do an r&b mixtape when i was doing mixtape so okay so he flew me out to chicago to do a mixtape he flew me out on a friday okay then

he left me in a hotel by myself and didn't call me when i was trying to get to the studio then saturday I woke up And I was like Alright this is the day We gonna do the mixtape How old was you? 19 I know he was too old

19 I ain't one day So I thought This nigga was 17 How the hell We get here anyway We talking about Tinashe and Grimma

Oh right right right Yeah Tinashe Yeah so She was about 20 If you like telling that story I was with R. Kelly y'all I spent the weekend With R. Kelly

She was 20 She was 20 around the time That she did the record With R. Kelly or whatever, but she's basically saying that her labels made her do these songs or whatever, but I've never heard the song

with her and Chris or the one with her and R. Kelly, so baby, I promise you safe. You got it? Let's hear it a little bit. Hey! My favorite song with Tinashe on it.

That might be, yeah, what is it? What's your favorite Tinashe song? All My Friends Are Wasted with Chance the Rapper and who's that group called? Starship? Snake? I don't know, but I like that R. Kelly joint. All My Friends Are Wasted with Chance the Rapper and who's that group called? Starship?

Snake? I don't know, but I like that one. Kelly joint. All My Friends Are Wasted. You never heard that? Nah. Please don't say it again.

No. All right. Well, that is Jess with the mess. Yes. Charlamagne, who you throwing that donkey to? I don't like how you said that, but...

Who you throwing it at? Who you throwing it up in? What's up? A Tennessee man. Oh. Named Charles Doty. He needs to come to the front of the congregation. He got up? A Tennessee man named Charles Doty. He needs to come to the front of the congregation. He got a big gun.

We're going to talk about it. Yo, that's crazy. Can you learn your lesson? All right, we'll get to it next. It's The Breakfast Club. Good morning. The Breakfast Club. Your mornings will never be the same.

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It's time for donkey of the day. I'm a big boy. I can take it. If you feel I deserve it, ain't no big deal. I know Charlamagne and God are going to have some funny shit. Say out of the mouth. If God say something you may not agree with, doesn't mean I mean it. Who's getting that donkey?

That donkey. That donk, donk, donk, donk, donk. Donkey of the day right there. It's at the Breakfast Club, bitches. You can call me the donkey of the day, but like, I mean no harm. Yeah, it's Donkey of the Day for Thursday, September 14th. Goes to a Tennessee man named Charles Doty. Charles is 64 years old.

Now, let the record show the president of the Fat Lives Matter committee begged me to do this story. He said it could serve as a PSA to people everywhere. Now, when I read the story, okay, it was no question to me Charles Doty should get donkier today, but the president of the Fat Lives Matter committee wanted me to give it to the other party involved.

Who was the other party involved? Well, it was the employees of Little Caesar's Pizza. Let's go to Inside Edition for the report, please. One man allegedly went too far when he was told his Little Caesar's Pizza was not hot and ready. Pulling an AK-47 on employees

and demanding his food ASAP. He points the gun up, points it at me. Where's my pizza? I want my pizza now. Kimberly Murrell told a local news station in Knoxville, Tennessee, that it was her first day on the job. The hangry customer, identified by police as 53-year-old Charles Doty Jr., reportedly became upset when he was told he would have to wait 10 minutes for a pepperoni pizza. Murrell says he left the store, went to

his car, and came back with the weapon. Another customer in the store who had gotten her pepperoni pizza. Morrell says he left the store, went to his car, and came back with the weapon. Another customer in the store who had gotten her pepperoni pizza reportedly gave it over to Dodie, and that was enough to make him leave. The employees called the police, who tracked him down and arrested him.

We are not always hot and ready. Never listen to that. We are not always hot and ready. Dodie is in jail on a $90,000 bond reportedly charged with aggravated kidnapping and four counts of aggravated assault. Now, Jess and Envy, when you hear that story, who do y'all think should get donkey today in this situation? The man who pulled the AK-47 on the Lil' Cesar's employees because his pizza was taking too long. Are the employees for taking too long with the pizza? Both. What? Both.

You take both? Both. Who do you take, Envy? You can't pull out an AK-47 on somebody preparing pizza. That's what I would think. Absolutely. And you can't sell your business on 10 minutes we hot and ready and then it's 12 minutes. Damn! With a whole AK-47? No, I'm not justifying him doing that.

No, not at all, BET. I'm not doing that. I'm not. i'm just saying that yeah no he should get donkey first and go to jail and all that but now y'all should y'all should know if it ain't done in ten minutes false advertisement y'all have to y'all need to be penalized as well just like the president of the fat lives matter committee wow he feels the same way he's not justifying violence uh you know i'm pulling an ak47 on people, but he's trying to tell me there's justifiable reasons to do what this man did. I disagree.

I asked him why does he hate when his food is late, and he just went on a whole fat rant about the fast food industry. He said, well, first off, anytime you order food and you gotta wait for it, you have to make food at home while you waiting on what you ordered. Who does that? Fat man. He said it's like

an appetizer he said he said little ceaser doesn't have appetizers so i said what about cheesy bread he said it's considered uh an appetizer but he looks at it as part of the hot and ready family it is and he said that not only uh he could he see somebody pulling an aka on fast food workers he said uh who don't have the food in the town he said the ride share drivers he said because the ride share drivers who don't speak english he said because when who don't have the food in the town he said the ride share drivers he said because the ride share drivers who don't speak english he said because when you don't speak english and you call him to see exactly when they call you to see exactly where your house is at it drives him crazy knowing his food is minutes away but he can't get to it because he doesn't

understand uh what what the person is saying yes yo i ain ain't gonna lie. Okay, and I'm skinny and I just went through that yesterday. So he's definitely right. He's right. And when you hungry, yo, and they put your food on somebody else's step. Yo, that's, yeah. It's not enough to put an AK-47 on people.

He also said everything on the menu should be customizable. He said what you put on the menu should be considered a suggestion. And he said, he said like we should be able to mix and match meals. Like if you want a quarter pounder and you want to add a fish fillet to the quarter pounder, he said you should be able to do that.

Yo, this ain't got nothing to do with the original story. I'm telling you, it's crazy. He put fish on top of the Big Mac? Yes. On the french fries? Yes. He's just going on this whole rant. Jesus Christ.

Dang. That's a heart attack. But this is exactly why the Snickers commercial hit so hard, because people really aren't themselves when they hungry. Okay, this man Charles Dahlia pulled an AK-47 on someone because his $6 pizza was going to take 10 minutes. He asked for a free order of Crazy Bread, and they didn't give it to him. So he left Little Caesars and came back with an AK-47. And do you know the woman he pulled the gun on? It was her first day on the job.

I know. that's horrible. Come on, man. Can you imagine? No. This person excited to have a gig. Might have been a little young girl. Now she got PTSD. Yeah.

Pizza Traumatic Stress Disorder. She don't want to work at no pizza place. Not Little Caesar, Pizza Hut, Domino's, nothing. She's just too Caesar. Somebody just delivered that. Man, I'm not playing with you, man.

What is that? It's a note from the president of the Fat Lives Matter committee. It says, furthermore, some other reasons. Why he write it on a plate? I don't know. Is that ketchup? He said, you don't own the sauces. You don't get no bonus for saving the restaurant 12 sauces.

That's a fact. He's right. He's right about that. That's a fact. And I'm not even saying it. I want some ketchup. You give me two packets. No, man. I want the restaurant 12 sauce. That's a fact. He's right about that. That's a fact. And I'm not even saying that. I want some ketchup. You give me two packets. No, man.

I want Polynesian sauce. You only give me one? Yeah. No, no. They can give us more than that. I'm with him on that. Can I get a little salt and pepper, too? Knock it off.

None of this is a reason to pull a weapon of mass destruction on a fast food employee. Okay? A $10 pizza is going to cost this man tens of thousands of dollars in lawyer fees and probably his freedom because he's taking a blind pee a blind a blind plea okay and his sentence is going to be determined by a criminal court judge what race okay y'all want to do that too okay all right all right well i guess let's play a game of Guess What Race It Is. Okay. Give me my clues. Charles Doty, mad that a pizza from Little Caesars was going to take more than 10 minutes. So he left the restaurant, came back with an AK-47, and pulled it on the employee just because his pizza was late.

Guess what race it is. Fat. Wow. Damn. Fats are race now? Oh, you made the president of the Fat Lives Matter committee double over. I had to check it. It might have been a heart attack.

Yeah, I was going to say, is he happy about it? What? A race. You said fat? Yeah, fat is not a race. Okay. Jess Hilarious. Charles Doty.

White. Who's closer? Jess Hilarious is absolutely correct. Charles Doty is Caucasian. And he's not fat. No? And fat is not a race. I know that.

I knew that. But I had to pick one. That's what I would lean towards. Oh, my God. Please let Remy Ma give Charles Doty the biggest hee-haw. Man, cut it out, man. Hee-haw. Hee-haw.

You stupid motherfucker. Did he just bring you donuts? A box of empty donuts. Man, cut it out, man. Hee haw, hee haw. You stupid mother f***er. Did he just bring you donuts? A box of empty donuts. Oh, it's two. Oh my God. Are they half eaten? With another plate.

And mind your business. If I order five meals, don't tell me that's a lot of food. Nigga, I know that. Just put the order in. He getting some stuff off his chest. That's a lot of stuff.

All right. He getting some stuff off his breast. Well, shout lot of stuff. He getting some stuff off his breast. Well, shout to BET. BET, this is our 100th episode. So we got to, come on, get your thing, man. Shout to BET. You got to take off the top, pause. And now just push this hard.

Pause. Yo, I'm a woman. You don't got to pause with me. You don't ever pause with the men. You pause with the women. Yeah, you're right. Happy 100th episode. Woo!

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I had nipples out and I had cheeks out. I was ass out. I was ass out. What inspired that look? Well, you know, I'm moving it. I'm pivoting into music. What I notice is if you're doing music, you got to have your ass out. What inspired that look? Well, you know, I'm moving it. I'm pivoting into music. And what I notice is if you're doing music, you got to have your ass out. That is true.

All the girls all have niggas. If you're going to make it in music, you got to have that ass out. If you ain't got your ass out, you ain't going to make it in music. That is true. If you a female in music, ass out. Damn. Now, your single has random people. Like, these people don't connect but you

connect them right i'm the connection little john uh-huh and favio i'll be your friend now now how was that connection um do you know baguette baguette is who brought it all together he's like helps me put songs together i've been working with him for years and um he was like if you could do a song with anybody who would it be i'm like little john i always you could do a song with anybody, who would it be? I'm like, Lil Jon. I always wanted to do a song with Lil Jon. Ever since the 1900s, I've been wanting to know Lil Jon. So he reached out to him and he was like, what you know about Fabio? And I was like, who's that?

And then he put me on. I was like, oh, I love his music. I know who you're talking about. He was like, I think we should get all that together. I was like, let's see if we can get them all together. I don't think that's random at all, though. Because Lil Jon is crunk. To me, all of that drill energy and all of that, it all derives from the crunk energy. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. It's called evolution. Envy. But when you met Lil Jon, did you do, yeah, did you do that? Because everybody has to do that. You didn't do it. I didn't do that.

I didn't do that. Because I don't like when people be like, she ready. Pulling my face. So I didn't do that to him. What I did to him was like, yo, I respect you. I enjoy you. You have no idea.

I used to be the mascot in high school. I've done so many routines to your music. Matter of fact, let me show you one. And then I just danced right there on Sunset. What was the routine? Oh boy, let's see this. Everyone see you got the energy. Let's go.

You need the music? What song do you need? Okay. He couldn't say no to you after that. He couldn't say no after that. He got to do the feature after that. Well, he had already did it. Oh.

He already did it. He did it before we met in person. I'm glad you did this because I feel like Lil Jon is a person we don't celebrate enough, man. Yes. Like, I really do. I think he is one of the greatest producers ever ever tell the club closes clearly based off true events you found out with me I will stay to the end of the party yes you will I like a good party oh you hear that person that four o'clock you just like water lights

on two vodka's good music I'm dancing all night yeah so people it's like barely anybody there when it's barely anybody there that's the best part you've been doing the music though and i don't think people realize like a lot of times when they watch your specials or the c ready specials you put your music on those specials yeah i put my music on the specials a lot of tv shows that i'm in and movies that i've been in and that one i did with billy crystal i sang all through that i've been talking with a lot of singers and asking them, how do you do this? I met Janet. I asked her, how do you sing and dance and do all that?

Where did you meet Janet at? I went to her concert. Okay. We're at the Hollywood Bowl in Los Angeles. And then she had an after party. And I went to the after party. She told me she loved that I cut my hair. She said, oh my goodness, I love when you cut your hair. It's so beautiful. I've always wanted to do that. But you know, it's not like from my hair. She said, oh my goodness, I love when you cut your hair. It's so beautiful. I've always wanted to do that,

but you know, it's not like from my era. It's like frowned upon. It's frowned upon to cut your hair. She's like, I just love that you did that. And I'm like, thank you. Now tell me your magic. How do you sing and dance at the same time? She said, you practice.

I was like, ah, that's the part I don't like. But you practice. I do practice a lot of things, but singing and dancing, no. It's either dance. Or sing. Or tell jokes. I don't even...

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm a rapper, but I can sing now. Now, how you been doing with the strike that's been going on? Because, I mean, movies and touring and everything that's going on,

how has that affected you? The strike, look, it's a situation. I've been out there, you know, walking around, marching, if you will, protesting, if you will. And things need to be resolved. But for me during this time, that part of it is exercise, kind of. I really wish I could be on those committees and help negotiate. I'm really good at negotiations, I like to think.

But with this downtime, I've been focusing more on my music. I have a little farm right in South Central LA. And now it's officially a farm because I have bees and I harvest the honey and I'll be selling the honey. So I'm peeing in the trap. That's smart. Last person I know that did that was Dr. Oz. Dr. Oz had a bee problem in his backyard, so he decided to start harvesting the honey from the bees. Yeah, and once you start harvesting it and when you sell it, you become a farmer.

And that's the tax write-off. And the tax is super-duper low. Yep, super low. And then I've been focusing more on my properties. I went ahead and bought a couple more. And I've been turning these duplexes and apartment buildings into transitional living situations for foster youth. And I get to spend more time with them, and I'm been turning these like duplexes and apartment buildings into like transitional living situations for foster youth and I get to spend more time with them and I'm learning more from them and I'm teaching them more what I know so I have a little more time to be more useful in

my community I love it so I love it and so the grocery store you're opening is going that's clearly gonna be farm farm right to the grocery store yep yep and I want it to be you know black farmers and black vendors I noticed that all these other communities they have you know you know there's a hispanic hispanic farm but a hispanic grocery store jewish grocery store you know uh asian grocery stores but i never see black grocery stores so we gonna do that that's what i'm doing are you still happy in this business for the most part yeah i've been warned of all kind of things that could happen before before i really got in half of those things have happened really half of them have happened and it's like you know the people that you love the most they're probably gonna turn their back

on you uh you're gonna find out who your real friends are you're gonna you're gonna help people and they're gonna stab you right in your face not even in your back and it's sad that part is sad but i'm glad because then i don't have to be with your fake ass for my whole life you know because i love when i love you i love you you know that like when i love people i love them i show up for them and i don't want to show up for nobody that don't really love me does it give you trust issues yeah i got trust issues for sure i used to trust people so much just easily like i take you for face value but now i don't do that no more now i'm like i hired investigator to background check anybody new in

my life really yeah i heard somebody background check every like if you want to be in my world you're going to get there's going to be a background check i'm going to know your business so you must have found some crazy stuff about people people done this out here i just stopped talking to them they probably think like oh tiffany must have changed your number i didn't change my number i blocked you damn i blocked your ass how did that impact your love life um so now i'm very even more selected so do the background check did you know that you can do std test at home off of amazon you can order std kits oh you guys are married now i heard you got a dog that you had a dog that can sniff stds but yeah tell about this first so the dog died oh damn the

dog died january 20 he must have sniffed the wrong std nah she's 14 years old okay she's old pit bull so um um i've learned that on amazon you can buy std testing kits okay so i'll do a background check on the guy i'll hang out with them for a while for a month or two maybe three four let them take me on nice places and stuff once i decide okay i want to hook up with this dude i'll be like you gotta take this test it takes about two weeks some of them are instant and some of them takes about two weeks to come back with the results i'm like when the results come back you're gonna these cheeks and then that's how that goes and as soon as he asked me for any money or say he forgot his wallet or he seemed kind of broke i disappear damn all right

we got more with tiffany haddish when we come back let's get into her single this one features little john and five yo foreign to the club clothes it's the breakfast logo more uh the breakfast club tiffany haddish is still here charlamagne are you are you would you ever date another man in the industry nah i'm cool on cool on that. I like small business owners. I'm about the small business owners. Why don't you like the industry? Nah, I want small business owners. She says she likes small penises and small business owners. She didn't say small penises.

I do like small penises. Yeah, yeah. I like a good smedium. Jesus. Yeah, yeah. I like a smedium and a small business owner. Word. Because small business owners are going to appreciate me a little more than a dude in the industry.

I feel like also dudes in the industry, it's like egos and stuff involved. And if you shine a little bit too bright, if this is whatever. You know, I done talked to a few guys in this business, and I just realized they're better at doing their job of being a celebrity, and I'm better not being with that person. So what about if it's a small business person with a bigger size penis? I don't want the big penis. I have endometri so i'm good i don't want to hurt what is it what is that i don't know i was i was hoping you know google what is endometriosis endometriosis

so endometriosis endometriosis i got it so it's it's something that women suffer from disorder in which tissue similar to the tissue that allows the uterus grows outside the uterus in places where it doesn't belong right and then it can overgrow on the inside of the uterus and it causes pain so if you're dealing with somebody with a whole lot of meat you know i'm saying it's gonna be a situation and it's a little discount it's uncomfortable it's uncomfortable and i suffer from discomfort every month and i thought it was normal and i just i'm just now finding out this year that that's not normal your cycle is not supposed to hurt if it hurts when you're on your cycle that's a problem there's a problem there it's not supposed to hurt at all maybe you get a little tired because you're losing

blood but you shouldn't it shouldn't be painful and if it's painful, you probably have endometriosis. Now, true, it says they may be heavy bleeding or pain during sex or when having bowel movements. No, I don't be bleeding during sex. I don't do that. But it means there's more meat down there then in the vagina. Well, it is meaty. Well, tell us about your partnership with the Arby's Foundation. What does Arby's think? We got the meat? What is the Arby's Foundation. What does Arby's think?

We got the meat. What is your Arby's, Lowell? We got the meat. You want this technicity sandwich? No. No, with the Arby's Foundation. But my partnership with the Arby's Foundation. But my partnership with the Arby's Foundation is quite awesome.

So, I don't know if you know this, but there's a lot of children in America that are having an issue with affording lunch. Absolutely. It's hard to afford lunch

and a lot of them are incurring debt. So, they'll let them eat, they'll let the kids eat lunch, but there'll be a debt that occurs and in order to graduate or get their diploma they have to pay off that debt and it's

it's it's up to like 19 million dollars it's a lot it's a lot so the Arby's Foundation has decided to put up a million dollars towards that debt to make sure these kids can graduate and get their degrees or their diplomas and I got really excited about that because I remember you know having a lunch ticket getting that free lunch and being able to learn better when I'm hungry I don't learn so good but when I'm full my ability to learn is a lot better right so i was gonna ask you were at the vmas we see you there what was your thought in the vmas tell us about it because everything was just so great in the way that it was set up it felt like i was in like this super like fun spaceship concert because you know the aliens are coming so i'm just waiting for my alien husband to come

to take me away you ready for alien at this point is that bad yeah i'm cool i'm cool i want an alien husband i think it'd be dope we could levitate together talk to each other with our minds yeah did you get your heart broken last last summer he was a big business owner oh well a well. A big business owner? Big business owner. What? And what happened? Y'all broke up? I don't even know if we was really together.

Oh, you see, y'all married, so you don't know this life. I get it. But the single women out here know what I'm talking about. Yeah. You think you in a relationship. You're not sure. It feel like it because you at his house all the time. He at your house. But then you find out that.

You got a whole other family? Yeah, it's the situation. Jesus. Damn. So what stops you from putting people like that on blast? I don't want to be, I don't want my picture

next to that picture. What I've learned about this business, watch who you talk about because your picture will be next to that picture. Side by side shot. I don't even, mm-mm.

And everybody be like, mm, but I'm going to get me an alien husband that's going to be off the But I'm going to get me an alien husband. It's going to be off the chain. Then we probably do a reality show together. My alien husband. Are you going back on the road to comedy?

Yeah, I start October 1st. I'm back on the road doing comedy. And I'm in Atlantic City. I'm doing a bunch of casinos. So that should be cool. I should meet an alien in there. What's your favorite way to tell a story? I asked asked her to entertain that earlier is it is it books is it movies is it tv is it you know stand up what's your favorite way to tell a story my favorite way

to tell the story is in stand-up and then to watch that turn into something even bigger is great you know i got a grammy for telling stories that's right. I got nominated for a Grammy for reading out loud. My drama teacher was so proud. I had to let her know, girl, I'm glad you sat down with me because I was nominated for a Grammy. But yeah, on stage, live, in a room full of people, and getting that immediate gratification, hearing the people, it's the best. Is it unnecessary pressure, though, because your star has risen so much so are you able to go out there and just work out the way you would want to i always do and sometimes it's good and sometimes it's bad and i don't care what they say as long as it feels good

to me yeah as long as it feels good to me did you really get paid for your first movie by selling dvds did the producer yeah he really just handed me some DVDs and said, good luck, sell those. That's wild. And I see the movie on TV all the time

and it pisses me off because I gets nothing. And I became homeless during that time. Like, while I was shooting that movie, I became homeless and I had nowhere to stay.

I was sleeping in my car on the set. I was always on time to work, never was late because I was sleeping in the parking lot waiting for everyone to get to set. Like sleeping in my car on the set i was always on time to work never was late because i was sleeping in the parking lot waiting for everyone to get to set like it was that was the worst but you know some people when they heard you say that they thought you were talking about

girls trip but i've been in this business since 1996 uh and that was in 2003 when it happened yeah my first movie where i was the star of the movie it was in 2003 i bet you'll never work with aptus again never hey you know what's crazy i saw that director sitting on a bus on the bus stop and he looked a damn mess and i said oh they didn't pay you either huh he was like oh and i was like do you need a ride he was like yeah and then he came up to the car and I could smell him I said oh I gotta go the other way

I'm sorry damn he smelled really bad damn Jesus it's one of those smells that you know it's gonna stick

in your it's gonna stick and I didn't want I didn't want that to stick are you putting out a whole album yeah well we drop a couple of singles

and then put out the whole album so I would like for the whole album to come out on my birthday which is December the 3rd you know I always like to drop something around to come out on my birthday, which is December the 3rd. You know, I always like to drop something

around my birthday. It's my gift to the world. You're not signing to nobody, though, right? She Ready Music. Yeah, I have my own label. I figured I'd put my money into that.

There you go. Tiffany, we appreciate you joining us. I appreciate y'all, too. This is like a dream. You've been here a million times. No, I feel like I'm in a dream right now.

Oh, you still sleep. You still sleep, that's why. It's The Breakfast Club. Good morning. The Breakfast Club. Is your country falling apart? Feeling tired? Depressed? A little bit revolutionary? Consider this. Start your own country.

I planted the flag. I just kind of looked out of of like this is mine. I own this. It's surprisingly easy. There's 55 gallons of water for 500 pounds of concrete. Everybody's doing it. I am King Ernest Emmanuel. I am the Queen of Ladonia. I'm Jackson the first, King of Kaperburg. I am the supreme leader of the Grand Republic of Mentonia. Be part of a great colonial tradition. Why can't I create my own country? My forefathers did that themselves. What could go wrong?

No country willingly gives up their territory. I was making a rocket with a black powder, you know, with explosive warhead. Oh my God. What is that? Bullets. Bullets. We need help!

We need help! We still have the off-road portion to go. Listen to Escape from Zakistan. And we're losing daylight fast. That's Escape from Z-A-Q-istan on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey guys, I'm Kate Max. You might know me from my popular online series, The Running Interview Show, where I run with celebrities, athletes, entrepreneurs, and more. After those runs, the conversations keep going. That's what my podcast, Post Run High,

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As a kid, I really do remember having these dreams and visions, but you just don't know what is going to come for you. Alicia Keys opens up about conquering doubt, learning to trust herself and leaning into her dreams. I think a lot of times we are built to doubt the possibilities for ourselves. For self-preservation and protection, It was literally that step by step. And so I discovered that that is how we get where we're going. This increment of small, determined moments. Alicia shares her wisdom on growth, gratitude, and the power of love. I forgive myself.

It's okay. Like grace. Have grace with yourself. You're trying your best. And you're going to figure out the rhythm of this thing. Alicia Keys, like you've never heard her before. Listen to On Purpose with Jay Shetty on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

Hey there, my little creeps. It's your favorite ghost host, Teresa. And guess what? Haunting is back, dropping just in time for spooky season. Now I know you've probably been wandering the mortal plane, wondering when I'd be back to fill your ears with deliciously unsettling stories. Well, wonder no more, because we've got a ghoulishly good lineup ready for you. Let's just say things get a bit extra. We're talking spirits, demons, and the kind of supernatural chaos that'll make your spooky season complete.

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are spooky, and your favorite ghost host is back and badder than ever. Listen to Haunting on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Daphne Caruana Galizia was a Maltese investigative journalist who on October 16th 2017 was murdered. There are crooks everywhere you look now. The situation is desperate. My name is Manuel Delia. I am one of the hosts of Crooks Everywhere, a podcast that unhurts the plot to murder a one-woman Wikileaks. Daphne exposed the culture of crime and corruption that were turning her beloved country into a mafia state. And she paid the ultimate price.

Listen to Crooks everywhere on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Come on, you're live. You heard what I said. I hear what you said. I said for the rest of my life, I'm going to be high and live. When I wake up in the morning and I see headlines that say DJ Envy recalls being stood up by

R. Kelly after being flown to Chicago. You see what I'm saying? You recall? I'm supposed to take life serious when I hear stuff like that. You recalled being flewed out and stood up by R. Kelly. Come on, man. Logan, where you at, man? You got to come back home, man.

Ever since your daddy ain't been getting body slammed by you no more, he just been wilding. You used to keep him in check. We need the man of the house back, man. You know what I'm saying? Why you leave me at the hotel, R? He said, because you 19 19, you're over 18. You're too old. 47 telling stories about being stood up by R. Kelly after being flown to Chicago.

I didn't say that. Clued out. I didn't say that. Man. I didn't say that. You need to go talk to somebody. You wanted me to do a mixtape. I'm telling my truth.

You wanted me to do a mixtape. Nah, I got to find the right type of specialist for him. Is that how you need to cycle there? I'm not trying to be rude, but I don't do dudes. I'm not trying to be rude, but I don't do dudes. I'm not trying to be rude, but I don't do dudes. Man. Let's get the justice.

I ain't talking about that. The news is real. The news is real. The hilarious Jessica Robin-Joy just don't do no lie. Don't die. Man it. This is the rumor report.

I don't do that. Sorry. I don't take my mental serious. Just for the most part. I don't do that. I don't do that. I don't do that. I don't do that.

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Faith Evans revealed that she doesn't date men with small penises during her recent appearance on the Marriage or Mirage podcast. Oh, that sounds like something I should get into. Faith Evans detailed what she looks for in a man. We have audio for that. What are some automatic turn offs? A little turn off for me. You could have been a grower. I don't believe in that. I don't believe

in that grower. You got to have time to grow. Hello? That's not kind of girl. I need to see something for it to get to the bigger part you could be missing out on a blessing because you don't understand all right let me ask y'all a question yeah envy and Charlemagne yes how do y'all think Biggie had a big one? Shut up, man.

Because there's a reason she's saying this. Either she's trying to throw shade at Stevie, or she's saying at the Biggie, we wasn't doing it. Look at Envy contemplating. Because you got to think about it. You really have to think about it. About to make another dumbass headline. DJ Envy says Biggie wasn't that small. No, no, no.

DJ Envy ponders over the size. Because he got that thinking face like, ah, was he? And is that why T-Pac said that she slept with? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Y'all think that though? I don't have no idea. I do know one thing. The shaming of the growers has to stop. Okay. I am a grower. Okay. And sometimes I get out the shower

and wish I had more hang time, but I don't. But when it's time for action, seven inches, three-fourths, eight-8 when it's warm out. Okay, that's nice. We don't believe you. I didn't. I know we. You don't believe me because you know the truth. I like Lil D.

What'd you say? What? I like Lil D. I like Lil D. Well, Faith Evans don't like Lil D. I'm going to Human Resources today. Enough is enough. Enough is enough. You've got to have a file in there that you don't like little d that's what she's trying to do resources today that's enough is enough man enough is enough you've got to have a file in there that you don't know about oh my god okay okay kanye west wants a home without electricity and windows this this story i know

right this story is uh hilarious for a couple different reasons so basically kanye west he hired this guy named t Saxon, right, to be his property manager. He bought this house in Malibu. And this guy wore many hats. When he hired Tony, he was doing, he was a caretaker, he was security, he was doing renovations,

he was in charge of all of that. Kanye West made a request like, yo, I don't want no electricity and no windows in the house. Just bring in a bunch of, yep, bring in a bunch of generators. So Tony Saxon was like, yo, that is dangerous. Like, I don't know.

Like, that's not a good idea. So basically, he gave him pushback and Kanye fired him. Basically for telling him no. I mean, and making a decision for his safety, obviously. So he fired him. And then after he got fired, Tony Saxon then opened up a lawsuit. He's suing him for firing him. He worked for Kanye West for two months.

Kanye only paid him for a week of working. What's the point of not wanting electricity but wanting all the generators? I want to know the science behind that. They didn't go into that. But the reason why he didn't want windows because he said he don't like glass. Now, he was sued for something similar before. I can't with y'all because with donda academy they didn't have no windows either they just had like the

skylights and so when it would rain it would get wet in the class yo shut up yo for real yo for real that's what it is i'm just with the mess i'm doing good today for real this is what it is yes so i think i think that's funny that's. But his kids will never want to come over his house. Nah. Crazy. Kanye want to live in a cave. There are actual people that lives like this, though. What, with no windows and no electricity?

No windows, no electricity. There are people that live like this in our world. Yeah. Yeah. No, I don't believe that. You don't believe that? No way. Wow.

I'm going to show you. I'm going to tell you. I'm going to do my research. I'm going to tell you them all where they at. All right. There's people that live like that. Well, that is just with the mess. All right? It is. Wow. I'm going to show you. I'm going to tell you. I'm going to do my research. I'm going to tell you tomorrow where they're at. All right. There's people that live like that. Well, that is just what the mess. All right?

It is. Let's get to the People's Choice Mix. It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning. The Breakfast Club. Your mornings will never be the same. NFL is here. DraftKings Sportsbook is an official sports betting partner of the NFL.

Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app today and use code ENVY for a special offer when you sign up. That's code ENVY. E-N-V-Y. Only at DraftKings Sportsbook. Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy, Charlamagne Tha God. We are The Breakfast Club. Now, shout out to everybody. I was out last night. It was my wife's friend's birthday party. She had like a

Jamaican bashment in the city. So shout to Toya. Happy birthday, Toya. A box-your-mouth bash. No, it's not a box-your-mouth bash. It wasn't a Jamaican bashment in the city. So shout to Toya. Happy birthday, Toya. A box your mouth bash. No, it's not a box your mouth bash. It wasn't a box your mouth bash. I said a box your mouth bash. Shout to Louis V

who's up there. He was hanging out with me last night. My guy, Louis V. Cardi B was in there. I seen, well, who else? Kodak Black, French Montana, Rich the Kid.

Who else was in there? Good people it sounds like. French people in there. We had a good time. Serrani. It's Serrani. Yeah. Cranium was in there. It was a good time. Serrani. It's Serrani. Cranium was in there.

It was a great time last night. So salute to everybody that came out, had a good time last night. I'm tired. I'm paying for it now. I am paying for it. I tried to invite Jess, but Jess didn't hear me back. Oh, my God. I was too busy cleaning up the mess you made with Tyrese. I was being his therapist on the phone.

You shut up, Jess. And he said, why Envy's out there partying and getting his life and not thinking of me. See what I'm saying? I'm here still thinking of him praying for him every day. See what I'm saying?

Yeah. Tyrese got Jess as a therapist. You got Tyrese as a therapist. And he over there with Kodak Black. You know what I'm saying? You about to make

Kodak Black his pastor. Kodak Black gonna christen the next child, huh, Envy? I'm not having no more kids. I'm done with this. He said,

I'm done with this. I'm done with the kids. Jess got shows this weekend. Yeah, we got. I sure not having no more kids. I'm done with this. I'm done with the kids. Just got shows this weekend. I sure do. Duval. Duval. How you do the ee better than me, y'all? Duval. I will be in Jacksonville, Florida this weekend. I got shows tomorrow. Two of them

tomorrow and two on Saturday, y'all. I will not be doing meet and greet because I don't care when nobody say that sickness is back out here and I ain't trying to get sick for nobody. But I will be there tomorrow and Saturday. We got four shows. Get your tickets at justlarisofficial.com or comedyzone.com. All right.

When we come back, we got the positive note. Don't move. It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning. Morning, everybody. It's DJ Envy, Charlamagne Tha God, Just Solaris. We are the Breakfast Club. Now, shout out to OVO Eli One of the producers up here

He's super duper excited He can't wait for Drake's album to drop For the dogs Everything is for the dogs Yo for my dogs For the dogs For the dogs So I think Drake is releasing a single tomorrow right?

I heard he's releasing a single tomorrow with SZA Yeah with SZA Oh I got Oh she going Okay So remember they were a thing before Like back in the day Back in the day yep

But Shane want to buy Know that And he did So remember he went and he said it And she was like Boy why would you say that But yeah Now they were a thing before like in the back in the day back in the day yeah but shame on the bike know that and he did remember he went and he said it and she was like boy why would you say that but yeah now they're doing a song they got but that's nice yeah so that happens tomorrow so i'm sure we'll be playing that tomorrow all right charlotte man you got a positive note i do man the positive note don't ever feel bad for making a decision about your own life that upsets other people you are not responsible responsible for their happiness okay you're responsible for your own happiness,

and anyone who wants you to live in misery for their happiness should not be in your life to begin with. Have a great day. Breakfast Club, bitches! We all finished or y'all done? Had enough of this country? Ever dreamt about starting your own?

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