The Breakfast Club - FULL SHOW: Deon Cole Interview, Jess Hilarious Cohosts, Jess Fix My Mess and More!
Episode Date: May 24, 2023Today we are joined by Deon Cole to discuss dealing with grief, his Netflix special, writer’s strike and more! We are also once again joined by Jess hilarious as our celebrity cohost. Finally, Jes...s helps listeners with her segment, “Jess Fix My Mess”See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Good morning, ma'am? I look good. I look good. I am good. I feel good. You look like you're channeling her this morning.
That's what I'm trying to channel.
Oh, okay.
I had a classy Azul last night.
I'm not going to lie.
Do you feel classy?
Because you had classy Azul?
I feel hungover as hell.
There's nothing wrong with that.
It's all right.
Whenever somebody wears their shades at the tip of their nose first thing in the morning,
you know they hungover.
Yeah.
Hey.
I'm struggling.
Please give Jess a mad bill.
Our good brother DJ Envy is out today.
I didn't know Envy was going to be out.
I thought he was going to be broadcasting remote, but he's not here today.
But it's okay, because we have a great show for you today.
Comedian actor Dion Cole will be joining us.
That's right.
I don't know what Jess has in Jess with the mess.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You don't know.
You don't even know until I get there. That means she don't know either. has in Jess with the mess. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. You don't know. You don't need to know until I get there.
That means she don't know either.
Okay.
Damn.
Right.
But we're going to figure it out.
We will figure it out.
It's okay.
All right.
Tezma Figaro is up next with front page news.
And she's going to be talking a word I still can't believe we're saying in 2023.
Nazis.
All right.
Listen, New York is crazy.
I'm telling you, I ain't going to lie.
I love me some New York. You can get a little bit of everything up here. I'm telling you, I ain't going to lie. I love me some New York.
You can get a little bit of everything up here.
I'm walking down the street.
Somebody offering you drugs?
No.
Okay.
No, it's not even, well, yeah, everywhere.
But no, they're aggressive, but they love me, but they ain't trying to do too much.
They so funny, right?
So it was a guy walking down the street.
He got real, real, real close to me and was like, you look mad familiar and just kept
walking, kept walking. That's the New York way. But and was like, you look mad familiar and just kept walking.
Kept walking.
That's the New York way.
But I'm like, okay.
That's the New York way.
You don't want to pick.
Okay, cool.
He just like real in my ear, lips to ear.
You look mad familiar.
And they're very aggressive.
And then he walked off.
No, they'll do that.
No, they'll do that.
Thank you.
I've had dudes walk up to me and be aggressive and be like, yo, Charlamagne, you giving mad sexy, my boy.
And just keep walking.
I'm serious.
But that's the New York way.
I feel like you match the energy, though.
I do.
Yes, you do.
I love the energy.
You do.
Yep.
All right, speaking of energy, let's get the energy up.
Let's start the show.
It's the world's most dangerous morning show, The Breakfast Club.
Front page news is next.
The world's most dangerous morning show, The Breakfast Club.
Charlamagne Tha God, DJ Envy, Jess Hilarious, his hair.
And it's time for Front Page News.
Last night, the Boston Celtics beat the Miami Heat 116-99 to force a game five.
Jason Tatum had 34 points.
Salute to Boston.
Even though they kicked The Breakfast Club off jamming 94-5 in Boston, it's okay.
Tezlyn Figueroa, Front Page News.
Tez, what up, Tez?
Good morning, Jess Hilarious of the New Breakfast Club.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Whoa, come on.
Stop.
Hey, she's in the throne chair.
You know what I'm saying?
Then I got on the Renaissance glasses.
You know it's giving queen, you know?
Now they're Renaissance glasses?
Five minutes ago you was channeling her.
Now you channeling Beyonce?
Listen, I'm still drunk.
Shut up.
Trying to figure it out.
Go ahead, Tez.
Tez, I'm looking at this headline.
A driver with a Nazi flag charged with a threat to kill or harm the president?
Yes.
Let's go straight to the report, and we'll talk about it on the other side.
With what police are treating as an attempted attack on the president,
a U-Haul panel truck crashed into a security barrier in Lafayette Square near the White House at about 10 p.m.
One witness says the vehicle then backed up and slammed into the barrier again.
The driver arrested right away.
He now faces charges including threatening to kill or harm the president,
vice president or a family member.
Police have not yet released the man's name and there's no word on a motive.
Video shows Park Police taking inventory of the truck,
packing up evidence, including a flag with a swastika.
I feel like presidents get threatened with death every day, B.
Like, why is this one a story?
Well, the whole U-Haul thing, you know, running a U-Haul through the barriers.
And since that report, that audio has come out, they have identified him as 19 year old side,
uh,
Codola,
Codola of Chester,
uh,
Chesterfield,
Missouri.
Um,
and again,
he is in custody facing multiple charges,
including threatening to kill or harm the president,
vice president,
our family member,
and charges of assault with a dangerous weapon,
reckless operation of a motor vehicle,
destruction of federal property and trespassing.
Why secret service has so much patience with him, though?
It feels like somebody crashed a U-Haul near the White House.
The guns should have been blazing, right?
Absolutely.
They said he also admired Hitler.
The story is still developing with him, I guess, trying to figure out what was going on in his mind
and what he was thinking about, but it's pretty obvious.
He said he needed to get to the president.
And the fact that it had Nazi flags all over it it like yeah i ain't hearing about no shots fired not one right right damn nothing we're encouraging violence we're just saying it'd
have been a little bit different if we had been driving i'm not encouraging violence i'm
encouraging security like where's the security at how do you show somebody not to do this ever again?
Lord have mercy.
What else we got, Tess?
We got Ron DeSantis.
He'll launch his presidential bid today with Elon Musk.
Now tonight, Ron DeSantis is expected to launch his presidential campaign during a discussion with Twitter CEO Elon Musk.
And he'll be partnering with him to have access to his 140
million Twitter followers.
So it's safe
to say that Twitter is definitely
a right-wing platform at this point.
If you have the owner
of Twitter helping a Republican
candidate launch their presidential campaign,
that's not a bias in any way.
I mean, that is bias, right?
Right. It's pretty safe to say. Between Tucker Carlson's new show that will any way. I mean, that is bias, right? Right.
It's pretty safe to say.
Between Tucker Carlson's new show that will be coming out on Twitter, Ron DeSantis that will be on Twitter, Elon Musk, the trolls, and AI, Twitter is getting ready to be a mess and definitely the home of the right-wing mafia.
Let's just call it what it is.
Now's a good time for Black Planet to come back and support the Democrats.
It really is.
And just to give some numbers, DeSantis has four million followers.
Trump has 87 million, but he doesn't use his Twitter anymore.
He's on true social.
It's going to be interesting to see if he comes back.
And then again, Musk has 141 million followers himself.
OK.
All right.
Well, Ted will be back with us next hour.
Right, Tess?
Absolutely. More front page news. Now it Ted will be back with us next hour, right? Test.
Absolutely.
More front page news.
Now it's time for get it off your chest.
1-800-585-1051.
We're going to get just some water and some Advil.
Anything else you need just to get back in balance?
Some breakfast,
some breakfast,
get you some breakfast.
Okay.
Okay. We're going to get you right.
Thank you so much.
She's just a little hung over.
That's all.
Yeah.
Where's,
you know,
where's envy?
Why you couldn't be out today?
Jesus.
My nerves.
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Yep, it's the world's most dangerous morning show, The Breakfast Club.
Charlamagne Tha God, Jess Hilarious.
Envy is off today.
Who's this?
This is Pepsi Joe.
Good morning, Breakfast Club.
Good morning.
Pepsi, what up, brother?
What up, man?
I just want to get off my chest.
I think that is foul that a white boy, 19 years old, could ram a truck and receive no deadly force against him.
That's wild.
Not one.
It's almost like the Nazi flags were protection in a way, right?
Like, they was like, oh, wait a minute.
That might be one of us.
Exactly.
Like, wait, wait, we got to check him.
It was so strange.
Hey, can I ask why Envy is out?
I don't know.
I think he has some work to do.
Oh, he's booked and busy.
Booked and busy.
I know what you're wondering.
It has nothing to do with Rick Ross.
Oh, my.
I was questioning that.
I was usually doing a whole room, but I guess it's a piyatsu this morning.
Yo, enjoy the day, guys.
All right?
Wow, you know, we don't...
Oh, there you go.
Okay.
Thank you.
Did he do a sound effect, hang up on himself?
Well, he had the horn.
He blew the horn.
Oh.
Yep, it's the world's most dangerous morning show, The Breakfast Club.
What's happening?
Hello?
Hello.
What's up, man?
Let's get it off your chest.
What's going on?
What's up, baby?
What's up, bro?
Hey, Jess, how you doing?
Y'all, good morning, y'all.
I'm good, baby.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Hey, Charlamagne, bro.
Yo, you are hilarious, bro.
For real?
I listen to y'all every morning.
Yeah, bro.
Man, you share the same birthday, bro. For real? I listen to y'all every morning. Yeah, bro. Man, you share the same birthday, bro.
I wanted to call you last year for your birthday, but I couldn't get in.
629.
Yeah, 629, bro.
I'm out of South Carolina, and I just want to give a shout out to my son, Tariq.
I love you, bro.
Little man.
I'm nervous.
My bad.
Oh, it's all good.
You know, I love y'all, man. Y'all have a good day. Thank you, brother. I love you, bro. Little man. I'm nervous. My bad. Oh, good. You know, I love y'all, man.
Y'all have a good day.
Thank you, brother.
I love you, too.
Appreciate you.
Good morning.
We ain't know who's going to get through.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Get it off your chest.
Who's this?
This is Monique.
How are you doing, Salamander guys?
Peace, Monique.
How are you?
I'm great.
Good morning, Jess.
Good morning, Monique.
Okay, first I'd like to say I love you guys.
Love you more.
I sent candles up there last year to Charlamagne.
I don't know if you guys got them or not.
I just saw some candles in here.
But I'll be there in a second to bring some more.
Not you.
Jess, will you be there?
I'm going to get them for you.
He looking around like the candle's gonna be here from a leg from last year no i did see some candles in here this morning unless i was
tripping she said she sent them last year they didn't go get them yesterday from last year
oh i came up there personally and dropped them off i don't know what assistant came downstairs
to pick them up but the one that took them home yeah sorry. And you know, we moved now. So that was the old building.
So yeah,
you got to bring it in.
Yes.
I'll be there on the 2nd of June.
So I just wanted to know,
Jess,
will you be there?
Be there.
And what is your favorite flavor?
Oh my God.
Kush.
That's just like,
you know what?
I'm so sorry.
Um,
I do like lavender.
I like vanilla. Eucalyptus, hibiscus, all that stuff.
Okay, well, I got you.
Moly Candle Company got you.
Well, thank you, boo.
Thank you, Monique.
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The Breakfast Club.
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Jess Hilarious.
Good morning.
Who's this?
Yo, this is Orlando
from the 757.
Orlando?
Good morning to...
Yeah.
What up, Orlando?
What's going on?
I got to get this
off my chest right here, man.
That Rosé and Envy,
I think Rosé is taking it too far.
Once you bring the mad kids and old lady into it,
we take it to a whole different level.
Okay.
So I think, you know, they both needed this chill
before stuff really, really get out there.
Even though I don't think Envy about that life.
Listen, I appreciate the call. You could I don't think anything about that life. Listen,
I appreciate the call. You could have just left
a comment on the Breakfast Club
Instagram page or something. Don't be
playing with me like that, please.
Good morning. Get it off your chest.
Hey, I'm here to go to
the Breakfast Club. Oh, s***.
You can't curse, boo.
Yeah, what you doing? Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry.
You hung over like Jess?
First of all, shut up.
No, I really am, though.
I'm not going to lie to you.
I am.
Okay, what you been drinking?
I'm drinking that cheap s***.
I don't got money like that.
Yeah, you keep cussing.
Yeah, that Amsterdam got you up here going off.
It's that Absolute.
Oh, my God.
Absolute put hay on your nipples.
What's up, girl?
Yeah, yeah. So, I'm just getting off my chest. I dislike my God. Absolute put hay on your nipples. What's up, girl? Yeah.
Yeah.
So I'm just getting off my chest.
I dislike my job.
I hate it.
I work for the postal soldiers.
That's whack.
Could you stop cursing, ma'am?
I know you drinking absolute vodka, but please stop cursing.
I hate my job, bro.
Are you hiring?
Are you hiring?
Huh?
We don't need no...
Are you hiring?
I love male ladies.
We don't need one up here, though.
Oh, my God.
She's a male lady.
You don't know if she's gay.
I didn't say nothing about gay. I am.
Male, postal.
Oh, I'm thinking like male, like guy.
I'm like, what's a male lady?
No, man.
Talk about somebody who delivers the mail.
You deliver the mail, right, man?
It's cool.
Yeah, I do.
I do.
I do.
Yes, we appreciate your service.
Can I give a shout-out real quick?
Of course.
Shout-out to my girl, Loso.
Shout-out to my moms, my sisters, everything.
I love y'all.
All right.
Have a good day, okay?
Get it off your chest.
Who's this?
Hey, good morning, Charlamagne.
This is Anthony from Baltimore. Anthony from Baltimore. get it off your chest who's this hey good morning uh charlotte man this is anthony from baltimore
anthony from baltimore hey i was just calling in uh you know congratulate jess on doing that
thing on the breakfast club representing baltimore thank you you ain't saying doing
doing her thing he also didn't say baltimore he said balt said Baltimore. So, you really from there?
I said it right.
I said it right.
You know, I'm representing, yeah.
No, you said it.
You pronounced every word, I mean, every letter in the word, yo.
Oh, y'all don't pronounce every word?
What is it?
Baltimore.
Ball, Baltimore?
Like B-A-W.
Baltimore. B-I-M-O-R-E.
Baltimore.
Yeah, but I wanted to say it right on the breakfast clip.
I got you, I got you.
I got you.
But no, I wanted to represent because, you know,
I ain't like the topic about throwing people under the bus
that they was trying to do.
Yeah.
When Indy was trying to say you couldn't read,
I ain't like that.
I know.
And I'm the one really, really taking up for him
in his battles right now.
And then he's sitting there talking about, I can't read.
Bro, I said they're
trying to throw Jess under the bus, man.
She talking about she can't read.
Yeah, and you know one thing about it?
Charlamagne will never save me,
but it's alright, because I'm very resilient.
I do save you when you don't be reading.
I always say go to the audio.
I got your back, yeah.
Thank you so much, Anthony.
Y'all have a good morning.
All right, Anthony.
We taking one more?
That's it?
Get it off your chest.
Every morning we do that at the same time.
I don't even remember what time we do it,
but 1-800-585-1051.
And whenever you want to get it off your chest.
Now, Jess Hilarious,
you get an opportunity to prove that you can read again today.
Because Jess with the Mess is up next, right?
Mm-hmm.
What you got in Jess with the Mess?
You know what?
You still hung over.
There's a lot of things going on in the world,
and I'll have it after this break.
She still hasn't figured it out.
Yo, these are the people in the back, all right?
They didn't bring me nothing.
Now I'm going to let it out.
Yeah, she's basically saying the producers didn't tell her what is going on.
Yeah. Yeah. That's what I'm saying. Okay. I have Yeah, she's basically saying the producers didn't tell her what is going on. Yeah.
Yeah.
That's what I'm saying.
Okay.
I have something that I, all right, well, I just know something in my mind.
Okay, what is it?
Rick Ross finally did get approved for his car show.
Okay.
He got approved, so congratulations.
And my thing is, I have a theory.
What if he got approved because of all of the, you know what I'm saying?
All the drama.
All of the drama.
Okay.
We talk about it when we come back with Just With The Mess.
The DJ Envy Effect.
On The Breakfast Club.
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It's the world's most dangerous morning show, The Breakfast Club.
Charlamagne Tha God, Jess Hilarious, DJ Envy is off today.
And right now it's time for Just With The Mess.
And her news is real, allegedly.
Just With The Mess.
Am I new?
Am I real?
Child, the ghetto.
This is the rumor report.
Am I new?
Am I real?
On The Breakfast Club.
Ooh, honey, it's ghetto up in here.
So the King Rebel was back on his boy-ish.
He got on his boy-ish Kanye West.
So I'm talking about the gap is suing Kanye West for $2 million over failed Yeezy collaboration. So look, that headline
is a bit misleading because they're not actually
suing Kanye because
the collaboration failed. They're suing him
to cover the cost of the changes that
he made to the property when he
occupied The Gap's building in LA.
So they gave him an office
in the building because he collaborated with them, right?
So he just started making
changes to the building, doing construction
in the building,
started renovating.
Ain't nobody permission.
He just started
changing stuff in the building.
Well, it's his office.
That's what you're doing.
You get an office
and you get an office.
I can design it how I want.
Not to his office,
to the building.
Oh, the whole building.
Yo, like, you can't do that.
So they are,
that's why they suing him.
Did they tell him
he couldn't do it?
I mean, well, you know,
if it ain't true,
it's like,
so for instance,
if I partner up
with iHeart
to do something
and they give me
an office in the building,
I'm not,
I'm still gonna go
to them and ask.
Yeah,
I think you probably
gotta ask for permission
to like paint the walls
or do some
construction.
Nah,
I don't think
there's no paint
to over $2 million.
Oh yeah,
that's a lot of paint.
He knocked out walls.
He did what he did to Kim's closet when they first million dollars. Oh, yeah, that's a lot of paint. He knocked out walls. He did what he did
to Kim's closet
when they first started dating.
Remember, he went in there,
he gutted it out,
changed it and everything.
Yo.
Yeah, that's bad.
Yo, you know what?
What?
You read mad good
when you hung over, yo.
Drop on the clues bombs
for Jessica Lassiter.
Hey, yo.
Yo.
Yo, you really get on my nerves.
I didn't realize you read that good
when you hung over.
Or just a drink.
No, stop.
Shut up, yo.
What else we got?
Listen, according to the court documents, Art City Center, which is the building that Gap leased, is billing them for unauthorized changes to the property.
The Gap is claiming that Kanye is the one who ordered the changes and should be responsible for covering the bills.
So, yeah, he didn't ask them.
He didn't ask them.
If you ordered it, you got to pay.
Yeah.
If you broke it, you got to pay for it, Kanye.
Nah, yup.
And then it says here, he did not keep the modifications simple.
Yeah.
Of course not.
It's Kanye West.
He built an exterior ramp in the east side parking lot.
In the parking lot.
That ain't got nothing to do with your office.
Yo, how you going to build a ramp?
What if you like to skateboard?
Yo, that's on.
Do that in your house.
That's true. He installed a tunnel in the if you like to skateboard? Yo, that's on do that in your house. That's true.
He installed a tunnel in the lot. I don't even know what that is.
You might need to get away. What if it started a nuclear
war? Yo, well he need to
buy his own building. That is true. Like, come on
yo. He removed ceiling
lights.
He built a wall.
Following this guy, Trump? Yo,
I'm just saying. I don't't know you can't build a store
in la and uh you can't have a store in la and build the wall you don't want to keep the mexicans
out your store that's what i'm saying that is bad that's horrible that you just made that reference
like that every time you hear you think of a wall being built because you think of mexicans really
wow okay go to the next door oh my god edit this bet too late mexicans
watch this too because they love bet okay no i heard you know mexican dudes beyond you all right
look anyway anyway all right and he knocked down three bathrooms anyway stop stop yo mind your
business hey yo you know what that's what i learned about you yo you ain't learned nothing
about me i can't tell you my business i didn't even say's what I learned about you. You ain't learned nothing about me. I can't tell you my business at all. What are you talking about?
I ain't even say nothing.
What are you talking about?
Real, real, real big.
What are you talking about?
Whatever.
Whatever.
What's the next story?
Whatever.
Anyway, yeah, next story.
Prosecutors say Tory Lanez deserve a heavier sentence.
Okay, so y'all know he about to get sentenced in like two weeks or whatever.
And everybody is like speculating and saying he deserves a heavier one.
I don't even remember the range that they gave him.
I think they said like at first when they gave him a range, it was like five to 20 years or something like that.
It was like, like really long or whatever.
But they saying, cause he already facing nine, between nine and 22 years in prison.
But they seem to feel like that's not enough because he took advantage of her.
It was dark outside. It you know drinking she she she was drunk and you know everything was you know
she was taking advantage of you know but they trying to i don't know it's like they trying to
make it seem like you know he took a raped a beat it and shot her something is like i mean there was
a whole argument i mean shooting is violence no for, for sure it is. But you know how people, like the media, can make it seem worse.
Oh, you took her out there in the dark?
Nah, they was already going to go do something together.
I don't think it can get much worse than, you know, shooting a young woman in the foot.
I don't think you understand what I'm saying.
You hung over. Say it again.
No, it does not get any worse than being then get being shot by a man
oh yeah absolutely he didn't take her out there are you saying that he don't shoot her you're
saying it wasn't intentional what you said yeah i'm saying yeah no i'm saying the people no that's
not what i'm saying i'm saying the people was making it seem like he this was premeditated
yeah like he set this up like i'm gonna take you out here and you better dance and i'm gonna shoot
you like
that's what it's giving let me google intentional and see what intentional me
do we saying the same thing no we're not yes we are no you're saying that i'm saying that it ain't
bad that she got shot no i didn't say that she got shot yes but it wasn't intentional it's not
pre-med it wasn't premeditated because i can't premeditated. Because I can't even say it wasn't intentional. You know what I mean? Because you don't know what intentional means. If it was happening.
Nah, like, yo, look.
All right.
Jess is hungover.
That's what they saying.
He deserves a happier sentence.
That counts as good for last night kicking Jess ass this morning.
You hear me?
Anyway, get it off your chest.
We're going to take it to the phone lines.
No, we already did that.
Yo, what?
We're going to front page news.
That's what we're going to.
All right, yo.
Yes, with Tezlin Figueroa.
And then Deon Cole will be joining us next hour as well. All right, so when we come back, y'all yo Yes with Tezlin Figueroa And then Dion Cole
Will be joining us next hour
Alright so when we come back
Y'all we got Tezlin Figueroa
There you go
Straight no chaser
Podcast
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The front page news
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Bong
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In sports last night, the Celtics beat the Miami Heat 116-99 to force a game five behind Jason Tatum's 34 points.
Okay, so we're getting an extra game in that series.
There was no sweep.
And it's time for Tezlin Figaro, the hood whisperer.
Tez, what's happening?
Absolutely.
Good morning.
Jess Hilarious, the Jess Hilarious Show featuring Charlemagne Tha God. That's was happening. Absolutely. Good morning. Just hilarious.
The just hilarious show featuring Charlemagne.
The guy.
Thank you.
Good morning.
Now,
uh,
Ted's Uber suspends diversity chief over.
Don't call me Karen event.
Yes.
I,
we,
you might need to move this on over to a donkey of the day.
Uh,
Uber has suspended his head of diversity,
equity,
and inclusion.
Bo young Lee.
After black and Hispanic employees complained about the workplace event, she moderated exploring the experience of white American women under the title.
Don't call me Karen. Now, these events, the events were about American white women's experience and how they navigate around the Karen persona.
The focus of the discomfort of white women over the term Karen was denounced by several employees.
They said it was being insensitive to people of
color. So the bottom line is, Charlamagne,
this event was about how white
women feel about being called Karen
instead of why somebody would call
them Karen in the first place. Those white women
still haven't even figured out how to navigate
the issue of race in this country
because they don't even understand how when they go
in Karen mode and weaponize their whiteness against black people how that is uh extremely dangerous and can
lead to death you know in most situations yeah and uh the black and hispanic employees said they
felt like they were being lectured uh they said they felt like they were being scolded the entire
time of the meeting what's also interesting about this yeah is the diversity chief you know is a woman of color and I thought that was really
interesting you know how even though I guess you seen she would certainly
understand what the Karen thing was all about it was all about coddling the
Karen's in the room and what if your name is actually Karen right if my name
was actually Karen and I worked here I'd'd be highly upset. Yeah. You know what I mean? Don't call me by my name.
Yeah.
Just call me KK.
Just call me KK.
Don't add a third one.
Don't add a third one.
Right.
Just relax.
But after two is fine.
Oh, man.
Okay.
And also Donald Trump.
His criminal trial is set for March 2024.
And the judge informs Trump what he can't say about the hush money case.
Yeah.
Bottom line, AK is telling him to basically shut up.
A New York judge has set the trial for March 2024 for the criminal case against president, former President Donald Trump.
This is going to be right in the middle of the campaign season, obviously.
So they predict it will be a media spectacle, obviously.
And the judge just wanted him to remind remind him that there is a protective order on what he can and cannot say.
And basically telling him to be quiet and not to be posting stuff on true social and, you know, trying to basically use it as a campaign tool.
I think I think you've got to do the opposite with Donald Trump. You've got to tell Donald Trump he can say whatever he wants.
Right. Speak freely. Don't bite your tongue.
Yeah, I think that's the thing that will confuse him and make him shut up more than telling him be quiet. Tell Donald Trump he can say whatever he wants. Say whatever he wants. Speak freely. Don't bite your tongue.
I think that's the thing that'll confuse him and make him shut up more than telling him be quiet.
Tell him be quiet, he can be louder.
He loves to rebel.
Yeah.
And just as a reminder, he pleaded not guilty last month to 34 felony counts of falsifying
business records with the intent to conceal illegal conduct connected to his 2016 presidential
campaign.
All right. Well, thank you 2016 presidential campaign. All right.
Well, thank you, Tez.
No problem.
And make sure you check out
Tezlyn Figueroa on the
Scraped Shot No Chaser podcast
on the Black Effect iHeartRadio podcast network.
And check her out on Front Page News
every morning right here
on The Breakfast Club.
All right?
Now, I'll be honest with you.
I hate doing the station business.
You know what I mean?
Like, that's an envy job.
Yeah.
Okay? I like just sitting here and doing what I do. You know? I mean? Like, that's Envy's job. Yeah. Okay?
I like just sitting here and doing what I do.
You know?
I know.
All of this tossing to people.
Yeah.
You know?
I like it.
Well, Envy has things to do because he's a very busy man.
Yeah.
And yes.
I understand.
He's on TV, other places.
Yeah.
He has to DJ a lot of places.
Yeah.
And he has a family he needs to take care of.
So I'm pretty sure you should understand.
I still don't like doing it.
He's not your man.
I didn't say that.
He's not your man.
You've been looking at him for 13 years straight.
That's not true.
Jesus.
He stares at me.
We got Deion Cole coming in next.
I can't wait.
Comedian, actor extraordinaire.
He's got a new show premiering on BET on June 25th called Average Joe.
Plus a bunch of other stuff
we'll talk to him about.
You know,
using that new color purple,
which is not a remake,
which I found out.
It is, yo.
No, it's not.
They say it's based off
the Broadway play,
but we'll talk to him about it.
I think it should have been
called something else
like the color black.
Like, why do it have to be
the color purple?
When you do remakes
of like really,
really good classics,
if you're not going to like,
like replicate,
seriously do it exactly how it was done, I think it should just be in addition to.
You know what I mean?
Because the color purple cannot be touched, period.
Oh, you know why they still call it the color purple?
Yeah, and then, right.
Well, you know, remember Oprah called it something else, but they didn't like it.
It was something else, but then she had to change it.
That's not what it was originally called. So, yeah. You didn't know that? No. As old as you are, you didn't know it it was something else but then she had to change it that's not what it was originally called oh yeah yes you didn't
know that no oh did you are you know that no Wow I think you just made that
up cuz you hung over but we'll talk to be on Cole about it yeah it's the
Breakfast Club the Breakfast Club this club of course Jess hilarious is here
yes and we got a special guest in the building, Deon Cole. Hello, hello, hello.
How you feeling, my brother?
How's everybody doing?
Everybody good?
Less black and highly favored.
Yeah, yes, yes, yes.
I'm happy to see you.
I can't, I'm just, yeah, I'm happy to see you.
I'm so happy to see you as well.
Y'all know each other?
Yeah.
I love Deon Cole.
Yes, yes.
Yeah, yeah, definitely, man.
Thanks for having me, man.
Absolutely.
A lot to talk about.
You got Average Joe.
Aren't you in the New Color Purple too, right?
Yeah.
Okay.
Absolutely, yeah, yeah.
New Color Purple, Average Joe.
We just talked about that yesterday.
We were talking about they just released a trailer.
What's your thoughts on the movie?
Because we were like, Color Purple, is that a movie that you do over?
Hard to remake classics, man.
Yeah.
So the director, Blizz,
I don't know,
he did Beyonce's The Lion King
where she was like,
her and Jay,
they was like...
The live action Lion King.
Yeah,
but remember this video
she had?
It was like a 20 minute video
where she was like
in cars
and on the beach
running
and her and Jay
had these like
suits and stuff
on or whatever.
It was like very beautifully shot
all of that yeah yeah he directed
all of that and so for him
to take that vision and apply it to
this movie is like
bananas plus it's a different spin
on it it's a whole different
spin on a color
purple so it's gonna be way
different than the other one but still and
it's all right you know holding up to what it is but i ain't really big on remakes neither like
that but but this one y'all is crazy because it's a different perspective that's what i was saying
in 2023 you can't do color purple you have to have to be woke yeah yeah yeah it's a whole different
whole different look on it whole different span on it
but you know some of the remakes are like i didn't like coming to america too right i just
yeah the first one was just classic i don't think you touched that yeah yeah i didn't like uh there
was another remake that they did but people told me white man can't jump i didn't want to go see
that but people telling me it's really really good so i guess it can if they come from a different
perspective a new way house party was the another one i didn't like i thought i didn't i don't
really like that one but yeah when they do it from a different perspective. A new way. House Party was another one I didn't like. I didn't really like that one.
But when they do it from a different perspective or shot well, I don't think there's a problem.
Who are you playing?
Yeah.
I play Alfonso.
So I play Celie's father.
Gotcha.
Oh, that's the one that said, take Celie.
You can't have, you can't have, I can't remember the girl's name.
You can't have her, but you can have Celie.
Yeah.
Okay.
She ugly, but she work hard.
Yeah.
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I play him.
They kept that line in there?
Nah, nah.
It's different.
All right.
Yeah, but you know, you still get it.
He's still that dude.
Gotcha.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You still call her ugly, just in a 20-year period.
In a woke way.
Do you hate that you happen to adjust your content because of this new era?
Yo, I do hate it, definitely.
That's why I don't understand why people who don't like that kind of stuff,
like, why do you even come to the shows?
You messing it up for the people that really pay to come see and hear.
You know what I mean?
Like, why would you come in there
with your beliefs and feelings
about something that I thought of?
And you ain't in my world.
You ain't in my tax bracket.
You ain't around the people I'm around.
You ain't not about my culture,
but you come over here and try to tell me
what I need to be saying and doing.
It don't even make sense.
So, yeah, I hate that,
that we have to kind of conform to that and i heard
somebody say that in an interview that we don't and if and it's not a problem and it is a problem
i think honestly you got lenny bruce and richard and all these people who stood up for us to be
able to say whatever we want to say and now we can't it's like it's crazy to take away from the
whole thing it's like now you go to comedy shows and they tell you what they think you want to hear
in order to be safe.
Right.
You know what I mean?
But there's certain comics that are still out on the front line
that get loose, you know, like Dave and Justin.
Justin don't give a fuck about nothing, you know?
So you got great comics that's still out here
fighting for that voice that we all have
and that people want to hear,
except for certain people that don't.
And your circumstance is unique because you're definitely edgy on stage,
but then you got all the corp going on.
Yeah, exactly.
Sitcoms and all that.
Yeah, I can't say exactly what I want to say.
Yeah.
I mean, see, that's my whole life,
sitting back trying to figure out another way. That's what That's my whole life Sitting back Trying to figure out
Another way
That's all I do
I be like
How can I say this
Another way
And still be able
To say it
But you know
It's wild
You the face
Of Old Spice bro
Crazy
Like that's wild
If you really think about it
It's really wild
It's been a long time
I only think of two people
Dion Cole and the dude
Who used to ride the horse
Back when he was
Yeah
It wasn't even a horse
It was something Yeah yeah It was. Wasn't it a horse?
It was something.
Yeah, yeah. No, he was on a horse.
He was on a horse.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's crazy, right?
Which is crazy.
Yeah, I couldn't even, even when they came to me about it, I was just like, wow.
So when they came to you and said, hey, we want you to do this Old Spice commercial,
it'll be the favorite.
What was your thought?
So at first, they came to me and they was like, I guess they had seen me do all these different kind of like quirky, like characters like on Angie Tribeca and Conan and Blackish.
And I was doing all these like trippy characters.
And I guess they was like, yo, it makes sense where it was like, oh, you come in and, you know, we can all we can rock.
And I was like, yeah, I was like, yeah, I can do that.
So they flew me to Portugal, man. And I was like, yeah. I was like, yeah, I can do that. So they flew me to Portugal, man.
And I shot all of this, basically, how Old Spice get down.
You know what I mean?
Like, really wild in the woods.
Your beard grow.
And you're throwing trees.
And I did all of that.
And then I came back to the US.
And they was like, they ain't want to use none of that.
So you did all that.
I did all of that.
And then they used none of it. And then they came to use none of that. So you did all that. Yeah, all of that. And then used none of it.
And then they came to me about something else.
And then me and this other guy, we was just sitting.
I mean, this other guy, he was writing this whole new premise.
And then when they came to me about it, and I was like, man, that's cool.
And so we did it.
And, man man it took off
you know just me and my girl Gab
yeah yeah we just
got it in yeah we just
I went and grabbed Gab and was like yeah
they thinking about this thing where it's a
relationship and it's a couple and
trying to take your old spice and
you know they was like yeah
let's do it and man we did it
and it was a thought
cause it's a we did it in storyline I don't know they picked Lala Anthony. They did pick Lala Anthony.
You look more like Deon's sister than Lala.
I did.
I didn't know Lala was supposed to be your sister in the commercial.
I never thought about that.
I never even knew that.
It didn't seem like Lala was a family member.
And it was another person that, no, he was supposed to tell me, get your black ass hands off my something, right?
And they gave it to somebody else.
Uh huh.
They never would have said that.
Get your black ass hands off my whole body. Yes. I-huh. They never would have said that. Get your black ass head on my wife's face.
I cut the TV off every time I see that.
Man, I be like, man, that's supposed to be me.
I'm serious.
I was supposed to be as little as you.
Don't take that.
I'm serious.
I was supposed to be in there.
Because you're only supposed to almost be something.
All right, I got a question.
That's hilarious.
I don't care.
I didn't even know that.
Yeah, for real.
They ain't going to tell you.
You know, you were at the top.
That's dope.
That's dope.
When we come back, we got more with Deon Cole.
It's the world's most dangerous morning show, The Breakfast Club.
Welcome back to the world's most dangerous morning show, The Breakfast Club.
Charlamagne Tha God, Jess Hilarious, Deon Cole.
Now, Jess.
I want to know, are you Dr. Deon Cole now?
Because I saw you just, you know, being honored.
Yeah, yeah, absolutely.
Like, if somebody on a plane holla out they need a doctor,
they're going to be assed out.
But that ain't Jack Hall of Doctor.
But yeah, yeah, I just got that.
I just got an honorary doctorate.
Do you honor him?
Congratulations.
Yeah, yeah, that's crazy.
Philander Smith College, which is now about to be a university.
Yeah, thanks, man.
And he honored you for all the work that you did and everything?
Yeah, yeah, absolutely.
Charlamagne paid
for his
yeah
yeah really
I got an endowment
at South Carolina
State University
okay
made me an honorary
doctor
yeah well there it is
and I get a
commencement speech
yeah yeah I did too
it was wild
I gave mine
they really didn't
give two
to what I was
saying
I thought I was
dropping some gems
they was all sitting out there on their phone I was saying. I thought I was dropping some gems, yo. They was all sitting out there on their phone.
I was like,
they was out there like this.
So they might have been taking notes.
They might have been taking notes.
Yeah, they might have been.
They might have been taking notes.
I don't think so, yo.
So you keep going when you see that?
Do you cut it short?
Man, I was bombing.
Like, for real.
Like, I was giving it,
and then it'd be like a couple chuckles,
couple coughs, and then I just keep going. Like, just going giving it, and then it'd be like a couple chuckles, a couple coughs, and then I'd just keep going,
like just going on to the next topic or whatever.
But, yeah, yeah, it wasn't.
I was thinking I was doing, like, stand-up.
You think you're in front of an audience like that?
You're about to be ripping.
Nah, they was out there like, nah, I want to see my baby cross
and get her degree, and that's what I'm here for.
But that stand-up muscle don't kick in when you see people, like, ignoring you? Because, you know, you'd get at degree and that's what I'm here for. But that stand up muscle don't kick in when you see people
like ignoring you because you know you'd heckle
you'd get at somebody for that. Nah
like nah I'm
quick to leave. I'll leave
I'll leave
I'll leave. Man I done left some shows
Joe. In the middle of a show? Yeah
Oh my God. I try it and I keep
going if it ain't working
I just know that I ain't for them
and I go
I'm Trevor goodnight
I leave on a whole nother name
I'm Sean peace out
Nashville
this is like sunk
you got Average Joe coming out too right
yeah yeah Average Joe man out too, right? Yeah, yeah.
Average Joe, man.
This was, thank you so much.
Man, this was a labor of love.
It's like a darkly comedic drama.
It takes place in Pittsburgh.
This dude, his father dies and these mob dudes is looking for him.
And Joe, he don't know what's going on
but his father
had left some money
trying to figure out
what's going on
and he had to make
these decisions
between like,
you know,
family and money
but yeah,
it's funny
but it's dark,
it's dark as hell.
Like,
we was leaving set
miserable
just from being
like a comic.
You gotta,
you know,
you can be good to do comedy
but every day just to leave murdering lying and deceitful and heartache and losing people and
every day you leave you know that was the first time i started realizing i understand how like
people kind of break when they when they do movies and stuff that was the very first time i used to be like you ain't that deep into character yeah nah like if you keep
doing that and you have to constantly be that person to do that like you like that's where on
you i used to always think like like with pock they always say pock became like bishop yeah he
became bishop from Juice or whatever anyway
that's how that show was
man
we was down there
we was shooting
in the lineup
boy
it was like
we was doing like
16 hours
sometimes 20 hours
yo
shooting
but
but
we got a nice piece
of work
and man
it's gonna be something
if y'all like murder
mayhem
absolutely
yeah
you gonna love this you're gonna love this
you're a lead crazy for the first time for the first time right crazy right
why she's looking at you talking about this like amazing because even as comics
we we can still we can play any part we can do anything you know i always think of robin williams
yeah you know the comics especially going from comedy to drama and jim carrey and you know even even like what you just said like how you 16 hours you got a status
person and you got it like it's like you're used to being you know but no it's different but the
fact that you can do it yeah but it's like i remember when i when they when when i took the job
because usually i'm a type of cat i go play my part and I go get my drop top and we rolling.
You know what I mean?
Like that's what I did on Black-ish for eight years.
I did my part and I was out.
I was gone.
When I signed on to do this and seeing like 60-page scripts and I'm in like 90% of it, I'm looking like.
Like I got a real job.
I'm like, I got a real job. I'm like,
I can't leave.
They're like,
man,
first one here
last to leave.
You like,
what?
It was an adjustment
because I still had
other things going on
and other businesses
and other projects
and trying to write that
and do that
and trying to do this.
Yeah.
I had to learn to,
I had to cut all that out,
just focus dead on this and get it done.
But yeah, you got to watch what you pray for.
You got to know how to pray.
A lot of people don't know how to pray.
That was one of the things that I learned.
A person to ask, man, Lord, can I have a man?
Can I have a woman?
They'll get you one and they
won't have a job i forgot to ask for a job with that person when it comes to comedy and drama
right they always say it's a thin line that's what the whole tears of a clown thing come from
so as a comic you don't lean into trauma yeah absolutely that's that's exactly what i did you
know what i mean but it wasn't like that
at first like another another turning point when we was doing um the heart of the fall i was like
i walked on set and was like yeah what's going on hey what's going on i'm funny and comedian
comedian i remember jonathan magis and all them they was just all sitting back and doeroy lindo
they was all just quiet and just chilling i was like hey what's going on beyond hey so we're gonna knock this out and we gonna
they was just like and then when we rehearsed they was just like so like ink like it was so
real and so it just was like man i remember jonathan told me he was like man you shouldn't
acting is the worst title for this job.
This is what you should not be doing.
You should not be acting.
You should become.
You should become that person instead of acting.
And so it made me be like, oh, really?
So then I went back, changed my whole demeanor, man, just from that conversation.
And came back and was like, all right, we got to just become this person.
And I remember that all the time, just becoming.
Right.
You know, and so.
When we come back, we got more with Deion Cole.
It's the world's most dangerous morning show, The Breakfast Club.
Welcome back to the world's most dangerous morning show, The Breakfast Club.
Charlamagne Tha God, Jess Hilarious, Deion Cole.
What about when you're not in the mind state to joke or work?
Like, did you give yourself time to grieve after your mother passed?
So, I am, like, still dealing with that.
Like, that's, like, really f***ing with me still.
And I'm trying because I was the only child.
No brothers and sisters, no father.
Yeah, no, thank you, man.
And I'm still, like, that's why I try to stay as busy as possible.
Because anytime I, like, have downtime or anything good happen, like, that's f*** with me.
Because I be wishing she was here, that she can, like, be here and be a part of that.
And people out there that's going through this, they know what I'm talking about.
Like, anything good happen to you, you just, it's like a bittersweet moment, you know.
Like, even with the color purple coming out, I'm not like in it, in it like that.
But I just wish my mama would have been there to see that.
Sure.
You know, it's things like that.
Even Average Joe being the lead, it's like, I wish my mama was here so she could, like, see that and feel that.
Because it was stuff we talked about
even getting my doctorate for her to know that her son was now like doc having a degree like that
it's just i would have like sent her you know what i mean so anytime these situations happen
it's like it's nice but i also just get into like and people don't and people always be like
you need to go talk to somebody and something.
And it's like, yeah, you can do that.
But this just happened to me.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
It's like, I don't know nobody who has something like this can just happen to you.
You go talk to somebody and you all good.
If anybody's like that, they weird to me.
Like you should be able to grieve, like you said said and you should be able to have these moments and
don't rush people in these situations you know just just be there for them you know and I had
a lot of people leave me like a lot of people leave me because I wasn't who they wanted me to
be when I was good your mom just passed come on Come on. I know, but everybody left.
And it was weird.
And people out there that's dealing with death, they know what I'm talking about.
Like, people leave you because you changed.
And now I'm not the person that I was when they met me.
And I understand that.
But if you a good friend and you really there, you're going to understand the severity of this.
And you're going to understand that, you know, being the only child, not having nobody else, no mother, no father, nothing like that.
That's going to weigh on you.
You're basically in the world alone.
You know what I mean?
You really don't have nobody else.
I mean, I got family, cousins and stuff like that.
But media, it's hard, man.
I go through it every day, and I try to be better.
So I try to advocate, tell everybody, man, if you got your mother, your father, any of that, man, take pictures of them, video them, talk to them.
Even if you don't get along with them, just be around them Cuz you just never know cuz my mom died sudden wasn't nothing wrong
Well, just I came from audition
Calling her and they was like she didn't make it no I think unless you going to an appointment
I was like an appointment as I know she make it make make what you could not understand that
I what do you mean she make it they told me that I just like, I just like, I was like, I just talked to her.
What are you talking about?
I didn't even want to like, even with my Netflix special, I didn't even want to do that.
Yeah.
That wasn't even something I was planning to do.
But I got cornered into shooting that special on that day.
Like the day that my mom died, September 10th.
And I was looking for a spot usually when
you tour if you're about to shoot a special you won't perform in that city yeah so i was going
to do philly philly was the city i was going to shoot my special in but uh we were taking too
long with the deal and i ended up doing philly right now i had nowhere else to go yeah and i
wanted to shoot i thought about New York but I
just was like you got to be from New York in order to do New York you know what I mean like
New York is just different you know it's like you got to be from there but when it came around to me
shooting a special Netflix was like are you guys shooting September and I was like make sure it's
at the end of September because I knew I couldn't shoot around a year later from the day my mom
passed they came back
not even knowing. They was like this
yeah we got the venue. I'm like man let's do it.
I was like what day? They was like September 10th.
And I was like I said
nah I was like I ain't gonna do it.
Then about days later
my mom was like you know what don't even mourn
like that. Like celebrate her.
Shoot on that day.
Dedicate this to her. And celebrate her shoot on that day dedicate this to her and celebrate her because
when people pass man you have to like make them live through you of course even if it's a password
you know what i mean if you get if you set a password and you put their name in every day you
that's that's maybe every day they with you every day you know i mean and so i was like
you just didn't give up your password no i did not i didn't
no but yo and i just was like man i'm gonna shoot it and i shot it like on that day but i also
was trying to show people and teach people that with comedians and entertainers. Even y'all, people don't understand we got problems.
And when we performing, you never know what that comic is going through.
So that was the whole deal with my Netflix special.
It was that I wanted to perform without telling nobody what was going on.
And then at the end of the special, let them know I was up here rocking with y'all.
You're not even knowing know I was up here rocking with y'all.
You're not even knowing what I was going through.
I had just cried right before I walked out on stage.
I was backstage wiping my eyes, took a deep breath and walked out there, performed the whole special with them not even knowing that this was like the one year anniversary of my mom's death. And wanted to see that us performers we had to put
aside whatever we go on yeah you said something powerful that i would like for you to talk about
just because that's something i struggle with when how do you show up as a friend when somebody
has somebody they lose that's close to them like a parent or significant other. What would you have wanted your friends to do in that moment?
So if I'm now different and we ain't buying bottles and kicking it and I ain't in the club.
And I'm now, I'm in the club with you, but I'm daydreaming.
And I'm zoned out.
And I ain't helping you pull all the women in the club and all that or whatever.
Now I'm boring to you.
I'm not what you was.
If you're a friend, you're going to be like, man, let's get out of this club.
Yeah.
Let's go.
Let's go chill.
Let's go get you together.
Let's go chill.
Yeah.
If you're any way different, even if I'm snappy, even if I'm not understanding, if I don't hear you correctly or any of that, understand that I wasn't normally like this.
Right.
So therefore, you have to know that there's some kind of issue going on with me.
Right.
So therefore, you have to channel that and understand that and get to know who I am now or who I'm who I'm about to be, because now I'm embarking on a new normal.
And that's what everybody has to do.
They have to embark on a new normal. And that's what everybody has to do. They have to embark on a new normal at this point.
That's a true friend, yeah.
Absolutely.
And once a true friend understand that,
yo, he's embarking on a new normal.
And I have to be here to learn that new normal
in order to be there, to be there for them.
Right, that's real.
You know what I mean?
So once a person understands that
and they'll be there, they won't leave you.
And they're going to be there
and they're going to help you out and they'll be there they they won't leave you and they're gonna be there and
they're gonna and they're gonna help you out and they're not gonna leave because all of a sudden
you don't understand them and all of that and it's like it's it's it's so whack or whatever and i i
lost not only i lose my mother i lost like other family members and friends and so it was very and
i'm still in that kind of lonely spot right now you know but it's a lot
better because i'm working and i got all these other projects yeah coming out and about to pop
and bubble and all that and so it's taking up my mind frame and you know me working on a whole new
hour to tour with and all of that so you know i'm not feeling as left out and lonely no more because, you know, I got a lot going on.
But as a friend, that's what a friend does.
A friend understands that you change and they're going to change with you.
They're going to be there for you and they're going to find out how are you now?
Find out what makes you happy now, what makes you sad now, you know, and they're going to be there for you.
You know what i mean but falling back and and and
it's a selfish move a lot of people go because they go oh you're not making me feel comfortable
around you or right and now it's about them yeah and not you and not you you know what i mean so
yeah it's it's a it's a tripped out situation i'm still learning you know what i mean and uh and my but but the friends that i do
have man we've been rocking and you know we having a ball and we're gonna keep it moving we appreciate
you brother and we and we love you brother yeah i love y'all man and i thank y'all man for this
platform i hate that it got serious like this always give the best conversations it's really
funny and it's serious i love that that. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And I appreciate y'all, man.
Y'all keep doing what y'all doing.
Y'all are very, I just want to
say y'all are very powerful.
More powerful than what y'all
even probably thinking, though.
And I want y'all to understand
that and keep doing good with
the positions y'all got.
Thank you, man.
Thank you, brother.
Average Joe premieres June 25th on BET+.
And thank you, brother, for joining us again.
Thank you so much, man.
Y'all check it out.
Dion Cole.
It's Dion Cole.
It's The Breakfast Club.
Good morning.
It's the world's most dangerous morning show,
The Breakfast Club.
Charlamagne Tha God, Jess Hilarious, DJ Envy is off today.
Man, drop on a clues bomb for Dion Cole for pulling up.
Great conversation. you can go check
that out on breakfast club's youtube page now it's time for just with the mess and her news is real
allegedly it's just for the mess
this is the rumor report on the breakfast club
okay the shades is off.
She might not be hungover no more.
Nope, I'm not hungover.
But I do need another pillow.
I'm like, Jesus, you know.
So Envy sits on a pillow, but it's sinking down.
It's like a posturpedic pillow.
It's the memory foam.
My butt's sinking.
I need a higher one.
Okay.
All right, Swiss Beats stinks.
DMX sent Scarlett to him.
I thought you said Swiss Beats stinks.
I'm like, where is this going?
No, I didn't.
That's what it sounded like you said, Joe. No, I didn't and we in new york don't ever make nobody think i said that
about one of their own please that's my guy he gonna send scarlet up this please don't please
but no he said he thinks that um dmx sent scarlet to him and uh his audio when i honestly feel like
dmx sent scarlet my way like because he too much of his energy like i've never seen artists that just naturally have what i know dmx have that sister's been through a lot like dog
been through a lot that sister you know is is when you sit with her she she's amazing and have a
great heart the same way x had a great heart for her to been been had gone through all those
different things and still have a smile on her face. I'm like, man, she got to win.
And when ex-fiancee called me about it, it was like, yo, this the girl you need to work with right here.
That's when I felt like Dog sent me that message.
And that's when I was like, you know what?
Whatever she want, let's just do it.
Yeah, so this is the executive producing her album, right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
And the thing is, I think that when I first heard that, I was like, ah, that's a bit of a reach.
You know what I mean?
Just because I'm so keen on not comparing like OGs to like, you know what I'm saying?
Yeah, you can put the ball too high for a person.
You know, yeah.
But let her be scarless.
Yeah.
But listening to her.
Yeah.
She got like, she gave me that.
We got to play this.
What am I listening for? See, this is why those things are bad sometimes.
Because I'm listening to hear DMX.
I don't hear DMX, but I hear Scarlet Lips.
And Scarlet Lips is fine.
Yeah, yeah.
Scarlet Lips is fine.
But I think on a comparison level, I think he's saying that he's never seen a female body.
Because honestly, I felt the same way when I first heard it. I'm like, nah, just leave it alone.
But she do give me
a female DMX feel.
When I first heard it, I was
answering her question. She said, I'm from New York.
What I look like telling somebody good morning?
You look like a person with manners.
Yeah, but
now go and listen to some of the DMX.
He wasn't friendly in his music at all.
Great heart, good guy. But I don't know. his music at all. Great, great heart. Good guy.
But like, I don't know.
I kind of agree with it
a little bit.
I want to hear more.
I want to hear more music
from Scarlett.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So keep making Scarlett.
Keep making Scarlett.
It's one lip.
It's not Scarlett's.
She got Scar on one lip.
Dang.
Scarlett.
Scarlett.
Jesus.
Scarlett?
Yeah, Scarlett.
Not lips.
Okay.
All right.
Beyonce's father.
Oh, Jesus.
Beyonce's father teases Destiny's Child reunion album.
He said, you never know.
What's his name?
Matthew.
Matthew.
But at this point, it's just Beyonce's father.
You know, he tried to do something.
Well, he always doing something every year.
I mean, he's done the most.
He gave us Beyonce and so much.
I know, but he gives us so much of
like her business or what he want us to believe the business is and he's like
never acknowledged by like it's like she never publicly acknowledged why does she
anything she don't publicly acknowledge nothing so no no no I don't care if y'all
read between the lines I don't know it's like Matthew guys own is trying to cause
trouble a no trouble cause no damn trouble sick care if y'all read between the lines. I don't know. It's like Matthew guys own agenda. Stop trying to cause trouble when there ain't no trouble.
Ain't nobody trying to cause no damn trouble.
I'm sick of you, y'all.
Like, for real, what is you talking about?
Man, back to Effa.
Like, yeah, Scarlet.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Whatever.
Good morning.
Anyway, like I said, they need to stop giving me stuff to report that I don't want to report
then, whatever.
And we ain't getting no reunion album.
If he said you never know, I mean, he don't even damn know.
Oh, that's what the story was? Yeah, you never know. But he he don't even damn know oh that's what the story was yeah you never know but he wants it to be one but he's
saying he gonna get it together no no what was the story you never said what that's the story
the next story fat joe says he doesn't like rick ross and dj envy beef what did he say thank you
player don't like what's going on with rick ross and dj envy don't like it. I love them both. Beautiful men are in their own right.
Successful.
Do they think I don't like where it's going?
I know I've been in my I've had my share of beefing with people worthy.
You know what I'm saying?
But don't like it because they both beautiful, beautiful people.
How come when I say it, I got to pick a side?
When I say that, I got to pick a side When I say that, I gotta pick a side.
Because you've been known to
instigate and instigate.
Yes, it is. You've been known to
create beef and all of that. And it's kind of
biased because you are on the show with Amy.
That's my brother. You know what I'm saying? So yeah, I know.
But you be texting Rick Ross on the side.
What's up on the side? It's alright.
It's alright. It's been hitting me all weekend.
He been tagging me and everything. Pause. Pause. Relax. He was tagging's all right. Ross been hitting me all weekend. He been tagging me and everything.
Pause, pause, relax.
He was tagging me all weekend, and he told me he was going to paint his Chevy half beige.
And you was like, yes.
I'm not trying to hear that.
I'm not trying to hear that, yo.
But I agree.
I think I want to give a big salute to Fat Joe because this is the first public.
Like, this is the guy that's standing up for it and saying I said this
Monday you told me shut up and pick a side
he actually made a video
I was here
look at me
inserted himself because he is really
trying to be like you know
he's not trying to pick a side he's like yo
these are both beautiful men
beautiful men
and they need to stop this fighting now.
That's what I said on Monday.
Yeah, because to be honest, I never wanted to see nothing go down.
Wow.
So now to the last story.
Jocelyn Hernandez says she would talk to Mona Scott Young after disagreement years ago.
So for those who don't know, back in 2017, Jocelyn had accused Mona Scott of owing her money and portraying her in a bad light on Love & Hip Hop series.
If you don't remember that, here's audio to refresh your memory.
So y'all made me act like I'm just this crazy person.
And like everything that went on in the show wasn't a cause of Mona Scott and y'all.
Mona, let's just get real.
I quit the show, so now you want to one back plays that I did three years ago.
What you trying to downplay me for?
I mean, it's been three, four years since I got into a fight on Love & Hip Hop.
I'm a mother.
Why would you even try to play those videos?
So, that's what it is.
But we already seen how Jocelyn was very hostile in the past with Mona.
And I see why. You know what I'm saying? I see why. When you first get on to the NBA. What do you mean? You i see why you know what i'm saying i see why when
you first get on to me you can see why she was hostile with mona yeah okay um i could see why
however like when you first get on to these reality shows you know you're just looking for
a place to like you you know you're happy about it you're about to showcase whatever people don't
know about you you got to make a big debut jocelyn hernandez made
loving hip-hop you feel me i in my opinion you feel like she got more money made loving hip-hop
atlanta and and it was made it they showed her in a negative light but when she wanted to start
you know transitioning from that and she wanted to be seen in a better light after her daughter
and all of that they still wanted to push like she was still this negative person all the time
and her
and that's what created
the beef you know
so then I have more audio
from her
we can't play no more
we gotta go
alright well bye
just be doing that
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Charlemagne say the game don't get out of shape.
You are a donkey
It's time for Donkey of the Day
Donkey of the Day does not discriminate
I might not have the song of the day, but I got the donkey of the day
So if you ever feel I need to be a donkey man, hit it with the heat
It's a breakfast club, bitches
Who's Donkey of the Day today?
Well, Ed Sheeran, Donkey of the day for Wednesday, May 24th,
goes to a 64-year-old Louisville, Kentucky man named Clifton Williams.
Clifton is being charged with assault because he shot a man in the ass.
Oh, you mother----
The next one will kill you.
Oh, son of a bitch.
He shot me in the ass. That's right.
He gave a man a bullet to the buttocks.
Now, I know that there might be a number
of valid reasons you could shoot a man
in the ass, even though I don't think
anyone purposely shoots a man in the
ass. I think you might be aiming for
a leg, the back, because unless you got
a fatty like mine, a man's
ass isn't an easy target
to hit.
Okay?
I'm not pausing that either.
All right? I didn't get to this big age to have to be pausing myself.
Just hilarious.
Would you like to know why Clifton Williams took a hot one to his iron quarters?
I would like to know.
Let's go to WLKY-CBS for the report, please.
And is charged with shooting his roommate during an argument over food.
Clifton Williams faces an assault charge.
According to court records, Williams was mad because the man had eaten
the last Hot Pocket. It happened
Saturday night at their home on Hathaway Avenue.
The victim was found a few blocks away
on Beecher Street. In court today,
a judge set Williams' bond at
$7,500. Clifton Williams
put a pistol to his roommate's posterior
because his roommate ate the last Hot Pocket.
Hot Pocket!
Oh my God.
I wonder what burns more, getting shot in the ass
or when you bite into a Hot Pocket without waiting for it to cool off.
Literally.
What you think?
I honestly feel like the Hot Pocket, I'd rather get shot in the ass than to...
Bite into a Hot Pocket.
That hurts like your tongue never heals from that.
You gotta wait at least five minutes.
And this poor man might have gotten burned twice that day.
Once when he bit into the hot pocket, then again
when he got shot in the ass. And what if he got gonorrhea?
That's three burns in a day. Now,
Jessalarius, one thing I know about you
and your crew. What's up?
Your sister Nye, London,
your cousin. Y'all like to eat. Yes, we do.
I've been around some hungry women in my life.
These Baltimore bellies are set up a little bit
different. Be more, eat more. It's actually
unbelievable.
But have you ever been in the position where you wanted to cause somebody physical harm because they ate something you wanted?
I'm not going to lie.
Yes.
Really?
Yes, that's right.
Have you ever had to play that?
I asked London.
She's lived with me, and she knows.
You touch her flat, it's the problem.
I like chicken wings all flat.
You touch her flat, you're going to catch one to the back of the head.
Really?
That's what it is.
Yeah, I ain't going to shoot her, but but i'm gonna hit her okay all right i guess jess can feel
clifton's pain a lot of us can though because there's nothing worse than when you are expecting
to come home and eat that one thing you've been thinking about all day you plan out exactly how
you're going to eat it when you're going to eat it and and don't you know let it be the thing you
want to taste after you get high and it's not there.
You might be inclined to want to do some physical violence like Jess Hilarious,
but let's be clear.
No, we're not talking about Clifton.
We're not talking about me.
You're right.
We're talking about Clifton.
And it's not about the fact he ate the last Hot Pocket.
It's the principle of the matter.
That food is mine. Why would you violate my boundaries and eat what's mine without permission and i can see how this escalated because in every argument there's a
moment when logic and common sense goes out the window and ego takes over okay and the ego can
easily be diffused with an apology but in this situation clifton was probably mad about his
hot pocket he made a threat and his roommate probably told him knock if you buck so clifton
knocked and his roommate probably had no idea that Clifton was
capable of taking it.
They might've been taunting him,
daring him to shoot.
Hmm.
He said,
Clifton knocked.
Now I,
uh,
I got a word from the high council of the fat lives matter community.
You know who that is?
That's big Mac from wilding out,
dropping the clue box with big Mac,
big Mac.
Yes. And he informed uh he informed me just that all the fat people and people who identify as fat are actually applauding clifton for doing what they've only dreamed about doing but the high
council of the fat lives matter community informed me that he should definitely get donkey of the day
for a shooting a man over a hot pocket duh and b for shooting a man over a hot pocket because a hot
pocket doesn't fall directly under the shoot them in the ass category unless it was either the four
cheese pizza one or the meatball and mozzarella if it was the ham and cheese or the philly cheese
steak one the most they would have accepted was a smack in the face maybe a headlock so they all
agree this was too much so please give clifton clifton williams the biggest hee-haw
i really can't believe you put hands on london over some damn flats yeah i did i can't believe
that you took any advice from the hr of fat people big mac are you serious he's the perfect
person to listen to in this situation yo but he like a different fat. Whoa. That's like, you know, he's different with that.
I'm not,
he can't represent
all the fat people.
Why not?
He is a lot of fat people
himself.
That's what I'm saying.
But it's like,
he can't,
it's different levels, yo.
He can't be the one
that decides the flavors.
He always talks
about this council.
Yeah.
I think it's just him.
It is.
He's his own board. It's like 12 people under that Yeah. I think it's just him. It is. He's on board.
It's like 12 people under that hoodie.
I agree.
Let's tell BET peace, Jess.
Peace, BET.
Y'all going to see me today, tomorrow, and every day after.
Boom.
Peace, BET.
Now, do you want to do Jess Fix My Mess?
I do.
Okay, let's do some Jess Fix My Mess.
Are you in?
Are you able to do it?
I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm good. Matter of fact, give? I'm good. I'm good.
Matter of fact, give me a shot then.
No.
No more shots.
Exactly.
You was hungover from last night.
Right.
Give me a blunt.
You had an hour.
I thought you took a smoke break.
No, I didn't.
I was doing other jobs.
Oh, okay.
All right.
Let's sit.
Just Fix My Mess.
Because see, Jess has a podcast on the Black Effect iHeartRadio podcast network called Carefully
Reckless.
And she does a segment on there called Just Fix My Mess,
where you can call in and ask for advice.
Okay, she's not an expert of anything,
but she has some experiences.
So anyway, so what you can do is you can call in,
and it can be about anything,
relationships, jobs, family,
even a little bit of politics,
but don't ask me nothing that has big words
if you're going to talk about politics.
You can ask me about what you should do
as far as breaking up,
how to go about breaking up with somebody. How to go about
shooting your shot. You never know. I don't
only cater to women. I cater to men and then all
others as well. So yeah, make sure you
just call up and I can fix your mess. If I can't
it means you need to try to go
do something else like pay somebody
for some therapy. Like a real therapist.
There you go. 1-800-585-1051
It's The Breakfast Club.
The Breakfast Club. The Breakfast Club.
It's the world's most dangerous morning show, The Breakfast Club.
Charlamagne Tha God, Jess Hilarious, DJ Envy is off today.
But it's time for Jess Fix My Mess.
Jess, tell them what Jess Fix My Mess is.
Jess Fix My Mess, you can find that on the Black Effect Network under iHeart, y'all.
That ain't true.
Ain't none of that true.
It ain't? The podcast is called Carefully Reckless. I just said it, didn'tall. That ain't true. Ain't none of that true. It ain't?
The podcast is called Carefully Reckless.
I just said it, didn't I?
You have a segment on there called Just Fix My Mess.
See, you still hung over from that mess.
No, I'm not.
That's not how I say it.
You're not going to tell me how I say it.
Okay, I'm listening.
All right, so Just Fix My Mess is a segment on my podcast, Carefully Reckless, under the
Black Effect Network, y'all.
Y'all can catch it each and every Wednesday.
It actually aired today.
A new episode came out today. A new episode comes out each and every Wednesday, y'all, so make sure y'all y'all can catch it each and every Wednesday actually aired today a new episode
came out today
a new episode
comes out each and every Wednesday
y'all so make sure
y'all catch that
anywhere you find your podcast
but mainly
iHeart
make sure
now I'm about to do
Jess Fix My Mess
I want to take
some calls
Jess does give good advice
though cause she's a mother
and I love the way
her and her
baby daddy brother
Rome co-parent
with each other
and you know
she's an entrepreneur she's a business woman.
She does give good advice. Absolutely. Thank you.
That's the nicest thing you said to me.
I know I'm lying, but go ahead.
Who's on the phone, Red?
Let's start with the first one. I love it.
Jasmine, hello. Good morning, sunshine.
Good morning.
I need you to fix my mess.
It gets pretty messy.
Okay. I see here.
You said how long to wait to bring in a significant other to introduce to your kids?
Ooh.
Yes.
And I'm asking that because per my situation, it was a mutual friend of he and ours, my
baby daddy.
And he chose to move her into the house like immediately after I left.
Right. And my kids know her as, you know, just the friend or the babysitter because she used to actually babysit our kids.
Oh, wow. And now they live together and we are trying to co-parent peacefully.
And it bothers me when my six year old-old would come home and say you know
why is daddy sleeping in the bed with a baby sitter legend and so you know i just felt like
that was a little too fresh to just put in front of the kids like that especially when i mean like
it could be any other to be to be very honest you could be any other bitch in the world but
this one in particular and then you're putting that in our kids face like it's normal yeah so what is the appropriate way
time to introduce okay well that that wouldn't even apply to this situation because she was
already around them she was their nanny right yeah yeah so she had already known the kids oh my god
so then the the question this don't even apply to
you they already knew her the thing is i guess i'm asking for myself sorry go ahead babe no no no no
that was shawleen shawleen making noise all right what what you say jasmine now i'm asking for
myself because i've actually been out here and you, jump back on the bandwagon a little bit and started dating. And like I have a little I have a stark lineup and I really like the first top three.
But I don't want to introduce them to my kids because I don't know.
Better not introduce three niggas to your children.
You better not do that.
Damn. All right.
Now, are you.
But are you fully past their father?
Yeah, absolutely.
We actually talked about this on your brother and baby daddy talk okay i don't like that nigga at all yeah okay oh okay yeah okay i
remember your voice all right so yeah it's really nothing that you can do about that if they together
they living together that's just what it is i know you don't like the way it happened but damn that
dad is notorious for that to be honest um but it's really nothing because that looked like they just gonna be
together and it doesn't really seem like he has a lot of other women around just her right
um actually no they actually date other women together oh wow that's why i said it gets messy
bro it gets excuse me it gets messy well that's still like still his personal life. As long as the kids ain't around that, then that's...
You know what I'm saying?
Because that's still his personal life.
He's okay with that.
That's part of the reason why he and I aren't together anymore.
Because he wanted me to be like the HVIC.
And that doesn't work for me.
That's not the lifestyle that I'm trying to live.
But he wants my kids to be accepting of that.
Well, girl,
did you know who you married
before you married him?
Because this is how
you've been doing this.
No, I did not.
Yeah.
No.
So that's the advice for you.
He turned into
a completely different person.
That's the advice for you then.
Pay attention to them
starting three
so another one won't end up
like the ex-husband.
All right?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I can do that.
I can do that.
Have a good day.
I love you.
Damn.
Alright.
That was something
inappropriate going on
from the beginning.
He ain't just start
sleeping with that babysitter.
That babysitter done
got knocked off in that house.
You daggone right.
And this is something
that he been doing,
obviously, Shayna.
Thank you.
Hello.
Good morning.
How are you, babe?
Good morning.
How you doing?
I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm trying to figure
out what's going on with you your boyfriend married but you love him yes girl let me tell
you so my boyfriend he probably is just a whole bunch of mess actually what coming out my mouth
my boyfriend he just got out in um january he did five years in a fit i did not hold him down
so i knew when he came home he was to be looking for me But when he found me
You know he swooped me off my feet
And then I found out he was married
Like he's been married for 90 days
Oh he was married for 90 days
So they still was in their
He's married right now
Right
And then got married
And then came looking for me
And then went back to his wife.
But he knew you before he went to go find his wife.
Yeah.
Well, boom, there you go.
Came and found me after he got married, though.
But see, if you was just a little bit before, then you would have probably been the wife.
But now you're not.
Damn.
I'm not a wife of nobody that's going to find people been the wife. But now you're not. Damn. I'm not wife of nobody
that is going to find people
that wasn't even
holding them down in jail.
Oh, so you mad at the wife?
I'm mad at, yeah,
I am mad at the wife, actually.
She never was number one.
No, you look in the mirror
and be mad at yourself
because, girl,
you were second
and you don't need to be second.
Yeah, that's why you gotta
laugh at yourself
I'm ready to give you donkey of the day
please give me donkey of the day
you damn right girl
cause this nigga is my right and he got me down bad
down bad
Jess said with your stupid ass
please girl I ain't about to have time
for this JJ he need to go to the job
Jess fixed my mess
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If you need any type of advice, she's not an expert at anything, but she has some experiences.
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Charlamagne Tha God, Jess Hilarious, DJ Envy is off today.
We're in the middle of Just Fix My Mess.
That is where Jess Hilarious gives you advice on all things.
What do you got over there, Just?
What do you got?
Oh, line eight, line eight.
I want to see what's going on.
This is good.
Hello.
Hey, what's up?
Hi, how you doing, Rick?
I'm good.
I love y'all.
I've been to the Black and Fake podcast.
Oh, thank you.
Thank you, Rick.
My question is, so I lost my father, Oh, thank you. and family members, even loved ones and relationships and stuff like that. And now,
I feel like I'm getting myself back, but
don't nobody really want to f*** with me.
Don't curse, Rick.
Well, Rick, first and foremost,
I'm sorry I gave you my condolences for both of your parents,
but just an
obvious question. What the hell do they expect
for you to do? What does anybody expect of you
when you lose not one, but both of your parents?
You know, like, what the hell? Within a year, less than a not one, but both of your parents? You know, like what the hell?
Within a year, less than a year, I lost both
my parents. With both of them, and
I'm very sorry, and I can imagine that it's
still hard to even talk about, but like
Dion said, you would think that
people would
notice that something is wrong, see
it changing you, with them even
knowing what you're going through, and it's like, okay,
you know what, he needs some time away from everything. how can we cater better to our friend until he get back
right even if you do snap in me brother you ain't got your parents and and you know you one of your
parents or your friend's parents are still here maybe they are maybe they're not but they're
supposed to understand you know what i'm saying so that that's just the advice that that's the
advice if if if those if you have those
that left you behind this then you don't need to go back yeah and just for you so my baby mom she's
trying to be like you know cool for the kids and stuff like that how did you and your baby father
get to a point where y'all was cool I'm gonna do it to you for one. You said, so me and Rome got to the point where we was cool, man,
because we got past the feelings.
There was no feelings, no intimacy involved anymore.
And Rome is really just my friend.
We've just bonded just eight years straight.
No intimacy.
No, nine years.
I'm sorry.
Nine years straight.
No intimacy.
No, none of that.
He's just really my friend.
I'm like in somewhat like a
therapy sister for rome you know i i help him unload all his all his trauma you know all his
mental you know it's i help i make it better for that black man to want to be able to be vulnerable
and talk about what he got going on without being judged and it's okay for him to cry to me
so that is how we that's how we move that's how we got to
where we at i'm his friend yeah i'm with charlemagne i feel like that's just so me but i probably just
feel like that because i want my baby mom to be my soul yeah i think you do we're gonna take the
next call and get get wrong big soul mate wrong my hair rick the mess that you already got two
questions you blush every time somebody say that no i, I don't blush. I know, I'm lying.
No, thank you.
Line three.
Yo, you get on my nerves, Charlamagne.
Devon, what's going on?
How you doing?
I'm doing pretty good.
How are you?
You sure?
Yeah.
Please don't tell me you're going to say, oh, you sound depressed like everybody else says.
No, no, no, no.
You just sound like you want a cheeseburger. No sound hungry you don't sound depressed okay well tell me your
problems i see it say you're having co-parenting issues with the mother of your child what's going
on all right so the mother of my daughter like i try to like co-parent and keep like communication
and everything open with her and like try to be there
for my daughter and everything while still trying to be there for like the mother of my son and
everything else but the problem is it's like it's like it really comes down to like money
yeah but then at the same time it's like I also don't like when she makes like decisions and
things like that without like, like without even telling me.
So you want to be more included.
You want to be more included, like co-parenting.
You want to come to a decision as a whole, you know, and she does things without you.
Okay.
Yeah.
And then like at the same time, like it's like when I'm like, okay, can we do something together?
So at least our daughter can see us together versus, like, always, oh, you just go to your daddy's house.
And, oh, you just come to your mommy's house.
And we're always separated because, like, me growing up, I never really seen my father.
And as soon as I turned 18, went to go see my father.
That was, like, the worst experience ever.
So I always vowed to myself
i would never do that to my kids okay at the same time i would want my kids to see that i'm able to
talk to their mothers and stuff like that and be around them and everything is still cool
right right so with her it's like when it comes to like, okay, for example, like she might need something and then she'll go off on a tangent talking about how I take care of my son more than I take care of my daughter.
But I pay child support for both of my kids.
But I pay more for my son than I do for my daughter.
Okay.
But I see my son more than I do my daughter because my son lives closer to me than my daughter does.
Okay.
Okay, so you got two different baby mothers. Okay with the one the current one this is giving you the
hard problem right now so how long ago has it been since y'all broke up uh the start of the pandemic
oh wow okay so I think maybe it just sounds like two different types of ways that y'all
raise because I think is she dating somebody or is she you know y'all ain't not y'all not trying
to get back together and none of that right y'all y'all done you're just trying to find a way to
cope i mean to me i don't mind getting back together and everything else because it was
like when the whole pandemic thing happened everybody wanted to be fly and yeah they wanted
to do and she just went off on her own tangent, ended up getting with somebody else.
And that was pretty much that.
And I was like, hey, you're moving too fast
because we just had a child.
And that ended up being a whole situation
and stuff like that.
Okay, cool.
So before I get out of here,
because we have to go,
yeah, what is not helping
that you're not over her either.
That's the thing too.
And she maybe feels like
she don't want to confuse the kids or confuse you and do things as a family when that's not where
her head is she seems like she's well past you and so I'm sorry but yes you do sound depressed
and I think you do need to talk to somebody and I think you should just even just just work on
getting joint custody of your baby um and just focus on the baby and less on her only just focus
on your kids and try to move past past the love that you have for her.
Because it don't sound like she coming back.
But I do love you and I want you.
If you have any more other problems or anything you want to follow up with me.
Carefully Reckless.
Write me on that page and then we can continue there.
But thank you.
I love you.
Let me know your cash app too.
I'm going to send you some money for a cheeseburger.
Absolutely.
I want you to laugh at that.
Because you sound depressed. So want you to laugh at that because you sound depressed.
So you need to laugh, Devon.
And I'm going to give him
some information
from the mentalwealthonliens.org.
Thanks.
What if he's vegan?
Right.
You can use the money
to get a plant-based cheeseburger.
Yes.
We'll be right back after this,
I think.
Is that what we're supposed to say?
Well, actually,
we got...
Thank you, Jess,
for doing our
Just It's My Mess.
No problem.
And we have
Just With The Mess coming up, right? Yes, we do. You don't know what we Jess Kicks My Mess. No problem. And we have Jess with the mess coming up, right?
Yes, we do.
You don't know what we're talking about?
No, I ain't.
No.
Okay.
So when we come back, it's just going to make it all the better.
That's right.
Because you'll never see it coming.
It's such a work in progress.
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Charlamagne Tha God, Jess H god just hilarious dj envy is off today and now it's time for just with the mess and her news is real
allegedly it's just for the mess so my news is real this is the rumor report on the breakfast
club oh honey so denia jackson says she knows other women's bodies better than she knows her own because of her husband cheating.
Wow, this is crazy.
This is crazy.
Well, I don't really want to hear the audio.
We have audio from her, but I don't want to hear that.
Why do you want to hear it?
So, Denia Jackson is Derek Jackson's wife.
For those who don't know Derek Jackson, he is the relationship expert or so.
Can you still call him that? I mean, that's what they would know him by yeah yeah
yeah yeah but that's what it was I mean I honestly wouldn't take any relationship advice from him um
but I think it's crazy because he's the one that was cheating on his wife and then he turned around
and then divorced her right but the Nia Jackson I think this is kind of weird. I only wanted to do this story because I although it's kind of weird.
I feel like it happens a lot for the women who want to cater to their man and and even think it's OK or it's not OK to them.
But they'll do whatever they want to please their man.
So you don't want to watch him. No, she was used to watch him have sex with other women or stuff like that.
And then he turned around and divorced her.
You know what I'm saying?
I think that's crazy.
It all goes along a part of the...
I'm only covering the story because of the part of how she did that.
I know other women do that.
And that's horrible.
That's a sickness in my opinion.
And women...
I wonder if social media encourages that too. Because they look at my in my opinion and women what i wonder if social
media encourages that too because they look at all these different women and they try to keep up
and they want to look like the woman and dress like the woman and and then i can even and the
reason why i say it's weird i'm gonna say i was like that at one point i never wanted to watch
my man have sex with somebody else but it's a thing where you get cheated on constantly constantly
by somebody like it's like because
i used to get cheated on with like strippers right and and i asked like yo what what is what
is up with this like what like do i need to be more strippery you know for you and he's like no
i would never wife that all right so but you would cheat on me with that you know what i'm saying so
that's the only reason why i want to report the story ladies you do not have to deal with that
i was once delusional like that.
Don't be like me.
Don't be like I was.
And don't be like Danai Jackson was.
Because it seems like she's trying to do better for herself.
She didn't took the beanie hats off.
Took the thick ass glasses off.
And she looking good now, girl.
Tommy Lee, former love and hip hop reality star, tells girls it's lame to fight.
Now, Tommy Lee is now on Zeus,
you know, on the show Baddies.
Shout out to LaMelle and Zeus over there.
But more recently,
Tommy has been trying not to fight.
The reunion just came on
and we have audio of her telling girls not to fight.
Fighting is so lame.
It's so weak,
especially if you don't have a real reason.
I only would say you should fight or you should if you don't have a real reason i only would say you should
fight or you should defend yourself if there's a real reason like to all the young girls that
watch me and everybody who's like a supporter or a fan of mine like that's whack but it's only so
long you can let somebody play with your name and play with your face like none of this gives me
energy i'm right now i'm like damn near building the whole house real
like like growth growing up maturing being with your family taking care of business standing on
business that's what's up now i asked you earlier just who tommy lee uh was and you told me she used
to fight a lot on loving yeah she used to fight a lot yep yep she used to fight a lot um no so so
she didn't used to like physically fight
all the time but she would be one of the ones that'll stand up and go guff with you like you
know what i mean like like a like uh nothing like charlamagne you don't fight nobody um jocelyn
right jocelyn how that is so they were kind of like the same like ready to go if somebody came
at them you know but she's trying to turn over a new leaf i respect it
you know i'm saying like yeah it would be alcohol it would be you know she high whatever cool but
i also feel like these shows these like producers and all that whatever that's what they want they
will feed you that and then they feed you that stuff if i always got access to liquor and and
that you know what i'm saying and that's what i want y'all gonna feed me that and then turn me
into a monster they want the drama the drama brings ratings but these girls they realize when they sober or when they watch
this stuff back yo that's not how i want to be yeah and so i i salute to tommy lee for actually
wanting to do that now if i really really see it and if it stays that's what it is but i'm definitely
praying for her her transition because she's doing some good she might she might have some
lapses every now and then if somebody played with her wrong.
She ain't never going to let nobody play with her.
We know that about Tommy Lee.
She's just trying to turn over a new leaf.
I think people need to normalize that.
Let people grow. I respect your evolution, Tommy. Normalize that.
Glorilla says, don't call me sis.
Stop calling me sis because I'm trying to F
your baby daddy. I hope, I really, really
hope. What? Yeah, I love glow.
I hope that this is personal.
I hope this is like a subliminal to somebody.
Because if this is in general, what?
That's all I got to say.
What?
That's a wild statement to say.
What are we talking about?
I would hope that's directed to one person.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It ain't got to be.
It got to be.
Stop calling me sis because I'm trying to F your baby daddy.
I'm trying to F your baby daddy. Please, have your baby daddy please this is not just this can't be general so if you
saw her you wouldn't say sis because you know i would because i want to see if she gonna say that
to me he's like yo but i ain't gonna i'll give him my baby daddy to have please please he need
to have somebody rich for once um damn right yeah i just oh dang oh damn now everybody gonna be like
he'd be effing the broke bitch.
But no, no, no, no, no, no.
But yeah, I just hope that's just not general.
Yeah, I hope that directed to one person.
I agree with you.
Now, I think you're going to love this story, Charlamagne.
It's the last one.
New ride-sharing app created by a black man from New York.
It's called Black Wolf.
It comes equipped with armed drivers.
Oh.
Yep. A 32-year-old former private investigator and bodyguard
launched the new ride-sharing app Black Wolf.
He launched it.
I really like that his name is Kerry King Brown.
The app was inspired by rising crime in large cities.
The app uses real-time data to let others know of the riders.
I mean, to let others know of the riders' location.
I'm not mad at that,
but you don't necessarily need armed
security when you're in the car
per se. It's when you get out the car.
But look, rising
crime and law, you know what I'm saying? People could be
jumping in cars. You never know.
I'm with you. Most of the time when I jump in the car, I feel safe
unless somebody's going to shoot the car up.
You know what I mean? Never know.
You know what I'm saying? People be catching rides.
Can you shoot and drive at the same time?
Let's find out.
Black Wolf, we gonna see.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay.
But shout out to that black man for doing that.
I love that.
That's why I'm here for it because this is something else that was created by us.
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I do.
I got shows this weekend at East Providence, Rhode Island at Comedy Connection.
I got two shows Friday and two shows Saturday.
Make sure you get your tickets at JessHilariousOfficial.com.
Listen, the biggest show of the year, though.
June 10th, DMV, Baltimore, Philly, Delaware.
Everybody, y'all need to come out.
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It's the biggest show of the year.
I do it every time I sell it out. Y'all need to come out. MGM National Harbor. It's the biggest show of the year.
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Just getting money.
Hey, you know who I want to salute to?
I want to salute Gunplay, man.
Yeah.
Salute to my good brother, Gunplay, from the MIA. Yo, me and I want to salute Gunplay, man. Salute to my good brother Gunplay from the MIAO.
Me and DJ Envy and Gunplay had a phone conversation a couple of days ago because Gunplay was dragged into this Ross Envy situation unintentionally,
and that wasn't fair to him or his family.
And I'll let Envy get back.
He'll talk about it more. But I just want to salute
to my good brother, Gunplay,
and it's his family, man.
Definitely.
Okay?
All right, when we come back,
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Jess Hilarious, DJ Envy is off today.
That's it for today, Jess.
You'll be back tomorrow.
I will be back tomorrow
and the day after that
and the day after that.
Okay.
Well, that's Saturday.
You got shows Saturday. You'll be in Rhode Island. Yeah, I'll be in Rhode that. Okay. Well, that's Saturday. You got shows Saturday.
You'll be in Rhode Island.
Yeah, I'll be in Rhode Island.
I'm in Monday.
I pushed it over to the business week.
Now, I want to leave y'all on this positive note.
Make peace with the fact that you will be misunderstood when you vibrate on a different frequency.
See y'all tomorrow.
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